E72 - "A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant" / "Drive With A "Might" Attitude"

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] Gintoki
    What? Again?!
SIGN    [Today's GinTama has two stories! The first story is about Sadaharu in hea...er, love.]
SIGN    [The second story is about Katsura in hea...er, his delusions. "Drive With A "Might" Attitude."]
[01:50] Kagura
    What's the matter, Sadaharu? Poop?
[01:55] Kagura
    Good morning!
[01:57] Katsuo
    'Morning. That's a huge doggie.
SIGN    ["A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant"]
[02:16] Kagura
    He didn't finish eating again...
[02:18] Kagura
    Gin-chan, Sadaharu has no appetite these days. He might be feeling ill.
[02:24] Gintoki
    Any dog that eats 5 bags of dog food in one sitting isn't feeling ill. He's just stupid.
[02:29] Kagura
    He usually eats 7 bags.
[02:31] Gintoki
    Maybe he's exhausted from the heat? He does have fur on his face, you know.
[02:35] Kagura
    Come to think of it, he's been looking at nothing but fashion magazines lately.
[02:38] Kagura
    Maybe he's trying to change his look.
[02:41] Shinpachi
    He does seem hot. Shall we give him a trim?
[02:45] Kagura
    Then I'll do it. Sadaharu, I'll make you into a handsome stud!
[02:50] Kagura
    He didn't finish eating again.
[02:52] Kagura
    Gin-chan, Sadaharu still doesn't have an appetite. He must be feeling ill.
[02:57] Gintoki
    It's because you gave him a ridiculous cut. He's probably depressed.
[03:02] Kagura
    That couldn't be. You look great, Sadaharu. A cool biz look.
[03:06] Gintoki
    I've never seen a dog with a cut that makes him look like a pro wrestler.
[03:10] Kagura
    Come to think of it, Sadaharu's been looking at nothing but macho magazines lately.
[03:13] Kagura
    Maybe he wants to build his body into a pro wrestler's.
[03:16] Gintoki
    He already looks rebuilt. By you, the mad scientist.
[03:20] Kagura
    A pro wrestler, eh...
[03:22] Gintoki
    You don't have to do it.
[03:25] Shinpachi
    How should we do it?
[03:26] Gintoki
    You don't have to anything.
[03:29] Kagura
    He didn't finish again...
[03:31] Kagura
    Gin-chan, it's no good.
[03:33] Gintoki
    You're the ones who're no good.
[03:35] Gintoki
    Why's a dog wearing a dog mask?!
[03:38] ---
    It's as ridiculous as eating fried rice on top of fried rice!
[03:40] Kagura
    It's not a dog! It's Wolf The Mask. His favorite technique is Poison Mist.
SIGN    [Note: Based on Tiger Mask, a Japanese professional wrestling character used as a gimmick in manga in the 60's.]
[03:45] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, hey! There's the poison mist right now!
[03:48] ---
    Shinpachi! Get some rags! Rags!
[03:50] Shinpachi
    Yeah, okay.
[03:51] Kagura
    Wolf The Mask, what's the matter? Cheer up...
[03:55] Kagura
    It's no use. He's been interested in Hot Dog Press lately.
SIGN    [Note: Magazine for young men. Articles include fashion and dating advice.]
[03:58] Kagura
    The issue devoted to "Do it! Get That Girl!"
[04:01] Gintoki
    Hey, you think...
[04:09] Woman A
    Oh, he's grown so big since I last saw him. How old is he now?
[04:14] Woman B
    Two years old. He's so high maintenance.
[04:16] Woman C
    I heard yours won at the recent dog show.
[04:21] Woman D
    Oh no, that was just pure luck. Right, Betty-chan?
[04:28] Woman C
    A monster!
[04:30] Gintoki
    You're creating a scene.
[04:33] Gintoki
    What is this? A matchmaking party for dogs?
[04:36] Shinpachi
    House pets don't get many chances to meet other dogs.
[04:39] Shinpachi
    It's like a social event for dogs.
[04:41] Shinpachi
    Owners who want puppies find partners for their precious pets here.
[04:45] Gintoki
    Think there's a partner for our dog in heat?
[04:48] Shinpachi
    Doesn't look like it...
[04:49] ---
    But I'd like him to at least make a friend...
[04:51] ---
    Looks like the dogs are being ignored.
[04:53] ---
    There are mostly dog owners who came to socialize-bragging about their pets and such.
[04:58] ---
    Some people come here looking to meet the opposite sex.
[05:02] Gintoki
    Socialites fishing for lovers using their pets as bait, eh?
[05:05] Gintoki
    Can't tell who's here to find a mate.
[05:07] Hasegawa
    Um...Ma'am.
[05:11] Hasegawa
    It's not what you think!
[05:13] Shinpachi
    We didn't...
[05:14] Hasegawa
    It's not what you think! It's not that! I didn't come here with any ulterior motives!
[05:18] Gintoki
    We said we never...
[05:20] Hasegawa
    It's not what you think! I was just a little lonely! Seriously!
[05:24] Hasegawa
    It's not easy keeping a pet, so I bought a mechanical dog.
[05:28] Hasegawa
    It's so cute, I felt like taking it out with me to show it off!
SIGN    [Note: Hasegawa is dressed as Captain Harlock/Juzo Okita from Space Battleship Yamato.]
[05:30] Hasegawa
    That's really all it is! Seriously! I had absolutely no sick intentions...
[05:50] Woman F
    What's this piece of junk doing?!
[05:51] Hasegawa
    Hey! Madao! Look! Sit!
[05:55] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, machines have a soul, too.
[05:57] Gintoki
    He must've caught his owner's obsession.
[06:00] Gintoki
    How shallow. A pet is like family. Using it to pick up women...
[06:05] Shinpachi
    He must be lonely after his wife left him.
[06:07] Woman A
    Oh, look there.
[06:09] Woman A
    Haven't I seen her somewhere before?
[06:11] Woman B
    She's, you know, the weather lady on Wake Up TV. Announcer Ketsuno.
[06:14] Woman C
    So she's a dog person, like us...
[06:17] Gintoki
    Excuse me, could you and I... I mean my dog and your dog do it?
[06:22] Ketsuno Announcer
    Do it?
[06:24] Shinpachi
    He easily used his pet as a tool! And with a pick-up line a caveman would use!
[06:28] Gintoki
    I uh...always watch you on TV. I'm a fan.
[06:32] Ketsuno Announcer
    Oh, thank you very much.
[06:34] Kagura
    Gin-chan, she's fatter than she looks on TV.
[06:38] Gintoki
    I'm so sorry. She's just excited. Just so hopeless...
[06:42] Kagura
    That hurt! Gin-chan, you said so yourself---that she put on weight after her divorce!
[06:46] Ketsuno Announcer
    That sure is a huge dog. What's his name?
[06:51] Kagura
    Wolf The Mask.
[06:53] Ketsuno Announcer
    Such a masculine and strange name. Can I call you Wolf-chan?
[06:57] Ketsuno Announcer
    Last of Mohicans Living of the Dead MacGuffin...
[07:00] Ketsuno Announcer
    Say "Hi" to Wolf-chan.
[07:02] Shinpachi
    Your dog has a name that's 100-times even weirder!
[07:05] Ketsuno Announcer
    They can do it once, twice, it doesn't matter. But my dog is male.
[07:10] Gintoki
    Oh, that's all right. There are all kinds of ways. You are, after all, Ketsuno...Ana.
SIGN    [Note: This is a play on the fact that Ketsuno-ana can mean butthole.]
[07:14] Shinpachi
    That wasn't very nice! Not only was it not nice, it was awful!
[07:21] Gintoki
    A Frisbee?
[07:26] Kagura
    Oh, we see this dog a lot on our walks...
[07:30] Kagura
    Gin-chan, Sadaharu likes her...
[07:33] Gintoki
    Huh?
[07:33] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, what's so good about a girl with such a long body and short legs...
[07:37] ---
    You have eccentric taste in women.
[07:39] Kagura
    Sadaharu, were you always thinking of her on your walks?
[07:43] Katsuo
    Meru-chaaan!!
[07:46] Katsuo
    What the hell, you giant dog?!
[07:49] Katsuo
    What're you doing to my Meru-chan? Get away from her!
[07:53] Gintoki
    Ugh! That 70-30 part...
[07:55] ---
    The Gutter Rat Gang's...
[07:57] Gintoki
    Katsuo the Black Piece
[07:58] Woman E
    What?!
[08:00] Woman C
    Yakuza!
[08:04] Gintoki
    Sadaharu, wait!
[08:06] Katsuo
    Stop! What're you guys doing with my Meru-chan?!
[08:11] Underling A
    Boss!
[08:12] Underling A
    I thought they looked familiar-they're those guys who live above Otose...
[08:16] Katsuo
    What?!
[08:17] Katsuo
    You guys don't give up, do you?! I hope you came prepared to die!
[08:21] Shinpachi
    Wait, wait, wait! You've got it all wrong! That's not why we're here!
[08:25] ---
    Seems our pet dog has feelings for your Meru-chan...
[08:29] Katsuo
    What?! What do you mean by "has feelings for"?!
[08:32] Gintoki
    He's in heat. One time's no problem, right?
[08:35] Katsuo
    One time, nothing! There's no way she can handle that giant dog's "one time."
[08:39] Katsuo
    Meru-chan just gave birth not too long ago. She can't have babies willy-nilly!
[08:45] Kagura
    Kids?! What do you mean?! She comes with kids?!
[08:47] Kagura
    Is she a divorcee?!
[08:49] Kagura
    I can't give my Wolf The Mask to a girl with such a loose backside!
[08:51] ---
    Come on, Wolf The Mask! We're going home!
[08:54] Katsuo
    Wait! Who're you saying has a loose backside?!
[08:56] Katsuo
    Dachshunds have very heavy backsides-that's why their legs are so short...
[09:00] Underling A
    Boss! This is no time to be fighting!
[09:02] Katsuo
    Shut up! This is your fault for throwing that Frisbee way over here.
[09:08] Katsuo
    What?! They're on a boat! That dog knows how to date! He's no ordinary dog!
[09:14] ---
    A woman knows she's with a man when she sees his rough hand shifting the transmission,
[09:17] ---
    or his strong chest as he rows the oars!
[09:19] Underling B
    Boss, he's not rowing!
[09:21] Katsuo
    After them! Go after them!
[09:23] Katsuo
    Protect Meru-chan's chastity!
[09:27] Underling A
    That didn't work, Boss! Too many in the boat.
[09:30] Underling B
    The boat's sinking!
[09:34] Gintoki
    Sadaharu, don't jump the gun!
[09:36] Gintoki
    If you touch a yakuza's woman, you'll be in big trouble!
[09:38] Gintoki
    I was once almost sunk to the bottom of the Edo Castle moat!
[09:43] Katsuo
    Meru-chan! Don't let him trick you!
[09:46] Katsuo
    The size of a man is measured by the size of his heart!
[09:51] Gintoki
    Back off, you two-bit thug!
[09:52] Katsuo
    I'm not giving up! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate a yakuza!
[09:57] Gintoki
    Kagura! Step on it!
[10:02] Gintoki
    You can't keep up with her power!
[10:08] Katsuo
    I'll just use you. It's effortless and much easier this way.
[10:12] Gintoki
    No, you don't!
[10:16] Katsuo
    What're you doing?!
[10:18] Katsuo
    Damn you! It's wrong to destroy public property! And you call yourself a samurai!
[10:22] Gintoki
    Shut up! And you call yourself a yakuza? Dummy!
[10:25] Katsuo
    No, you don't!
[10:34] Gintoki
    See ya...
[10:35] Katsuo
    I'm...taking you with me!
[10:38] Gintoki
    Let go of me!
[10:40] Gintoki/Katsuo
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
[10:44] Ketsuno Announcer
    That's a metallic dog, isn't it? What's his name?
[10:49] Hasegawa
    Uh... His name is Madao.
[10:51] ---
    I wanted him to be like Michael Douglas... That's the meaning behind his name.
SIGN    [Note: In Japanese, Michael Douglas is pronounced MAikeru DAguresu. Thus, MaDa + O = Madao.]
[10:56] ---
    Funny, right? You can laugh.
[10:58] Ketsuno Announcer
    No, I think it's wonderful to put meaning into your dog's name.
[11:03] Hasegawa
    What?
[11:04] Ketsuno Announcer
    I didn't put any thought into my dog's name.
[11:07] Ketsuno Announcer
    Right, Last of Mohican Living of the Dead MacGuffin?
[11:10] Hasegawa
    Sounds like you put 100-times more meaning into that name!
[11:30] Katsuo
    Huh?
[11:32] ---
    That's odd...
[11:33] Katsuo
    We fell into the pond and were drowning...
[11:36] ---
    And then...
[11:40] Katsuo
    Did you just...?
[11:46] Katsuo
    That was very noble...
[11:48] Katsuo
    You ditched your date and dragged us all to shore, didn't you?
[11:54] Katsuo
    Yakuza are called bad guys, but we respect those who do the right thing.
[11:59] ---
    I like you.
[12:02] Katsuo
    I'm willing to let you two start as friends.
[12:06] Katsuo
    You can date Meru-chan. Are you happy?
[12:10] Katsuo
    I see. Hey, Meru-chan, are you...?!
[12:20] Katsuo
    Meru-chaaan!!
[12:30] Katsura
    And so, recent Bakufu activity... Recent... Bakufu...
[12:33] Samurai A
    Hey, did you see "Summer Sonata" yesterday?
SIGN    [Note: Summer Sonata is a parody of "Winter Sonata" a very popular Korean drama.]
[12:36] Samurai B
    It was great.
[12:37] Samurai C
    I love the main character's smile.
[12:40] Samurai D
    Let me borrow a copy.
[12:41] Katsura
    Rece...
[12:43] ---
    Bakuf...
[12:45] Katsura
    That's enough!
[12:47] Katsura
    This is a forum for discussing our nation! This is not the time for gossip!
[12:51] Samurai A
    We're...sorry. We were discussing the popular NHSei TV show...
SIGN    [Note: NHSei is a spoof of NHK (Nippon Housou Kyoukai) a.k.a. Japan Broadcasting Corporation.]
[12:55] Katsura
    What?!
[12:55] Katsura
    You're captivated by stupid shows from a foreign country!
[12:59] Katsura
    And you call yourself samurai?!
[13:01] Katsura
    Enough! I'm leaving!
[13:03] Samurai B
    Please don't! Katsura-san!
[13:05] Samurai C
    We're sorry, Katsura-san.
[13:06] Samurai
    Katsura-san!
SIGN    ["Drive With A "Might" Attitude"]
[13:15] Katsura
    Excuse me.
[13:16] Katsura
    Is the videotape of "Summer Sonata" already out?
[13:18] Ppp Manager
    We don't have videotapes, but we have volumes 1 and 2 on DVD.
SIGN    [Note: Posters say: My Neighbor Pedro and Alien vs. Yakuza.]
[13:23] Katsura
    It doesn't matter which. I just want it.
[13:24] Ppp Manager
    We're a rental shop, so we don't sell them.
[13:27] Katsura
    Rental? I don't quite understand, but help me out.
[13:30] Katsura
    I'm having problems because I can't keep up with the latest topics.
[13:32] Ppp Manager
    Are you a member?
[13:33] Katsura
    The name's not "a member," it's Katsura.
[13:35] Ppp Manager
    If you're not a member, you can't rent DVDs.
[13:38] Katsura
    The name's not "DVDs", it's Katsura.
[13:40] Ppp Manager
    We can make you a membership card. Do you have any ID?
[13:43] Ppp Manager
    A student ID, or... Do you have a driver's license?
[13:48] Katsura
    A driver's license?
SIGN    [Oedo Driving School]
[13:54] Gintoki
    Excuse me.
[13:56] Gintoki
    I'm back again.
[13:58] Instructor
    Don't tell me you're back again!
[14:00] ---
    Sakata-san, how many times will you keep coming back until you're satisfied?
[14:02] ---
    What did you do this time?
[14:04] Gintoki
    I'm sorry. I uh...hit...a ninja. They revoked my license.
[14:11] Instructor
    How'd you hit a ninja that can run faster than a car?
[14:14] Instructor
    That's about as likely as getting hit by a falling meteorite.
[14:16] Gintoki
    It's all thanks to your teaching, instructor.
[14:18] Instructor
    I never taught you to do that. Are you trying to make it my fault?
[14:21] Instructor
    I told you... Driving with a "probably" mindset doesn't work.
[14:24] ---
    "It's probably okay. No one will probably jump out in front of me."
[14:26] ---
    With that frame of mind, you won't be able to deal with sudden situations.
[14:29] Instructor
    I've told you that driving with the "might" attitude is the way to go.
[14:31] ---
    "A ninja might jump out in front of me. That ninja might make a right turn."
[14:36] Instructor
    If you drive with that mindset, you'll be able to quickly deal with anything that happens.
[14:39] Instructor
    Okay, get into the passenger seat.
[14:41] Instructor
    What you're lacking is awareness rather than driving skill,
[14:44] Instructor
    so we'll build your awareness by letting you watch someone else drive...
[14:47] ---
    Okay? Today's lesson will be with another student.
[14:50] Katsura
    How do you do? I'm Space Captain Katsura. Pleased to meet y-
[15:00] Instructor
    Sakata-san, didn't I tell you to drive with a "might" attitude?
[15:04] ---
    Your student partner might be a space captain.
[15:08] ---
    You must put yourself in that frame of mind.
[15:09] Gintoki
    I'm sorry. I was a bit surprised, so I...
[15:13] Instructor
    Quickly get in the car, Katsura-san. Please inspect the car before getting in.
[15:17] Katsura
    Right.
[15:18] Katsura
    There might be a ninja clinging to the bottom of the car.
[15:21] Gintoki
    The car might start suddenly while you're checking.
[15:25] Katsura
    There might be a ninja hiding behind the car.
[15:29] Gintoki
    The car might suddenly back up.
[15:33] Katsura
    Cut that out, damn you! I'm honestly here to earn my driver's license!
[15:36] Instructor
    Katsura-san is here to get his license because he wants to become a video store member.
[15:40] Gintoki
    Where's the honesty?!
[15:41] Gintoki
    I'm here to honestly re-earn my license, too!
[15:43] Gintoki
    I absolutely don't want to be around you! Instructor, do something!
[15:47] Instructor
    There might be a chance that two people who don't get along will ride with one another.
[15:51] Instructor
    You see? It's the "might" attitude for both of you.
[15:54] Instructor
    Foresee all possible situations and deal with each one as they arise, in a quick and safe manner.
[16:00] Instructor
    Very good, Katsura-san. You handle the steering very well for a first timer.
[16:05] Instructor
    But you're going a little too fast. Slow down before a turn!
[16:09] Gintoki
    You're too tense.
[16:11] Gintoki
    Too close to the steering wheel. That decreases your field of view. Move your body back.
[16:15] Katsura
    Perhaps...
[16:17] ---
    I might be nervous...
[16:20] Gintoki
    What kind of "might" driving is that?! It's not "might"! You're totally tense!
[16:24] Gintoki
    Hey!
[16:26] Gintoki
    Look out!
[16:27] Gintoki
    Slow down!
[16:28] Instructor
    Sakata-san, the brake! There's a passenger-side brake in these student cars!
[16:37] Katsura
    Perhaps...
[16:38] Katsura
    An Anti-Foreigner Faction ronin might have rigged a bomb to explode if the speed drops below 50 kph!
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of the movie "Speed."]
[16:45] Gintoki
    How complicated a "might" driving scenario is that?!
[16:47] Gintoki
    You're the Anti-Foreigner Faction ronin!
[16:48] Gintoki
    C'mon, instructor! What're you going to do about this?
[16:50] ---
    This is why I was against this!
[16:53] ---
    These things happen because this guy is serious to a fault!
[16:55] ---
    Ack...
[16:57] Gintoki
    Next is...an S-curve! He doesn't even give a damn!
[17:01] Katsura
    Perhaps...along the S-curve...
[17:10] Matsuko
    Our meals have become so lonely...
[17:14] Matsuko
    I wish we could've let Mother see Natsuko-san in her wedding dress.
[17:19] Matsuko
    She was so beautiful.
[17:23] Father
    What're you talking about, silly?
[17:25] ---
    Daughters aren't good for anything.
[17:27] ---
    No matter how lovingly you raise them, they all go to another family in the end.
[17:31] ---
    How heartless they are.
[17:32] Matsuko
    Oh? You still have a daughter right here, Father.
[17:41] Father
    Matsuko-san...
[17:43] Father
    It's not too late.
[17:46] Father
    Why don't you find a nice man?
[17:48] Father
    You are my son's wife, but that son is dead.
[17:52] Father
    You have no blood ties to me,
[17:55] Father
    so you have no obligation to keep looking after this old fool.
[17:59] Father
    You're good-natured and good-looking.
[18:01] Father
    You should be able to find any number of men.
[18:03] Father
    You don't have to be concerned about me. I can manage by myself.
[18:08] Matsuko
    No one would marry an old woman like me.
[18:11] ---
    Father, are you that intent on chasing me out?
[18:15] Father
    No...that isn't why I...
[18:18] Matsuko
    If there's a good offer, I'll leave this house in no time.
[18:23] Father (M)
    Despite saying such a wry comment, the woman never tried to leave.
[18:30] Father (M)
    She looked after me, always nagging.
[18:39] Man
    Haven't you done enough?
[18:44] Man
    Do you still have lingering feelings for your late husband?
[18:47] Man
    It's been seven years. You should live your own life!
[18:51] Man
    Isn't it about time you took a step towards starting a new life with me?!
[18:55] Matsuko
    I'm always walking the path of my own life.
[19:00] Matsuko
    I'm not staying at this house because of lingering feelings or anything silly like that.
[19:04] Man
    Then why? Is there another man?
[19:09] Matsuko
    It's because...
[19:13] Matsuko
    I have Father.
[19:15] Matsuko
    We may not be related by blood, but he is my Father...
[19:26] Katsura
    ...There might be moles like that under the road...
[19:28] Katsura
    along the S-curve...
[19:30] Gintoki
    No way! And that was just too long a reason!
[19:33] Gintoki
    That's wasn't "might" driving or anything! It was just your delusion!
[19:36] Instructor
    Sakata-san, thank you for stopping the car.
[19:39] ---
    We must stop before a rail crossing...
[19:42] Gintoki
    Why're you crying
[19:44] Instructor
    Please open the window...
[19:45] Katsura
    There isn't one anymore.
[19:48] Instructor
    You have to "might" drive here, as well. A train might come.
[19:51] Instructor
    The crossing bar might come down. Listen to make sure.
[19:55] Instructor
    Of course, this is a driving school, so there are no tracks,
[19:58] Instructor
    and no train will pass, but please do it as a formality.
[20:00] Katsura
    Yes.
[20:02] ---
    No, wait!
[20:08] ---
    I hear it... I can hear the sound of a train coming!
[20:11] Gintoki
    I don't hear it.
[20:13] Katsura
    No, I can hear it! And the sound of the crossing bar coming down!
[20:15] Katsura
    I can hear it clearly!
[20:16] Gintoki
    Hey, he's really lost it. Somebody call a doctor.
[20:23] Katsura
    Ack! That's!
[20:25] Katsura
    Father!
[20:26] Father
    If I disappear... Matsuko can be happy...
[20:33] Katsura (M)
    If I move now,
[20:35] Katsura (M)
    I might get there in time!
[20:46] Katsura
    You fool! What'd you do that for?! You were almost killed!
[20:51] Katsura
    What good would your death do?!
[20:53] Katsura
    Did you think that was what Matsuko would want?!
[20:55] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    Matsuko would never be happy if she stayed with me.
[20:59] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    I will certainly die before she does.
[21:02] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    When that happens, what will old, alone and left behind Matsuko do?
[21:06] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    I...I would be better off gone...
[21:10] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    If I'm gone, Matsuko would be released from the shackles I have placed on her and be free.
[21:15] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)
    That's where you're wrong, Father!
[21:17] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    You're...Matsuko!
[21:19] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)
    All I want is to be with you... Father...
[21:22] ---
    Father...
[21:24] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    Matsuko...
[21:25] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)
    Father...
[21:27] ---
    Father!
[21:30] Instructor
    Sakata-san...
[21:31] Gintoki
    Yes?
[21:32] Instructor
    Maybe we shouldn't be "might" driving anymore.
[21:36] Gintoki
    You might be right.
[21:37] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)
    Ma...Matsuko...
[21:40] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)
    Fath...er...
[21:43] Katsura
    And so, recent Bakufu activity...
[21:47] ---
    Let's leave that for now.
[21:48] ---
    I happened to have watched "Summer Sonata" the other day, and...
[21:52] Samurai A
    Hey, did you watch yesterday's "Changam's Humiliation"?
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Dae Jang Geum: Jewel in the Palace, a Korean TV drama series.]
[21:53] Katsura
    Summer...
[21:55] Samurai B
    It was great.
[21:56] Samurai C
    The main character's so brave, I cried.
[21:58] ---
    TV...
[21:58] Samurai D
    Let me borrow a copy.
[22:00] Katsura
    Summ...
[22:02] ---
    T...
[22:03] Katsura
    Cut it out! Listen to what I have to say!
[22:07] Katsura
    Don't do that to me when I made the effort to watch the show!
[22:10] Samurai A
    Katsura-san, "Summer Sonata" is old now. "Changam's Humiliation" is popular now.
[22:15] Katsura
    What?!
[22:16] Katsura
    You jump from one new thing to the next.
[22:18] Katsura
    I've had enough! I'm never watching another TV drama!
[22:21] Katsura
    I'm leaving!
[22:22] Samurai B
    Katsura-san!
[22:24] Samurai
    Please wait, Katsura-san!
[22:27] Katsura
    Excuse me, do you have "Changam's Naked Body"?
[22:30] Clerk
    It's "humiliation." Yes, we do. Your membership card, please.
[22:34] Katsura
    I don't have one.
[22:35] Clerk
    Then I'll create one. May I see some ID?
SIGN    [Wanted: Anti-Foreigner Faction Ronin, Kotaro Katsura. Call 110.]
[22:40] Katsura
    Use this.
SIGN    
[24:16] Shinpachi
    We headed into the mountains in autumn hoping to make some money from matsutake mushrooms.
[24:19] Shinpachi
    While we were there, we came across a giant bear known as
[24:22] Shinpachi
    the "master of the mountain" and the hunter who pursues him.
SIGN    The next episode...
SIGN    "Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?"
SIGN    [Marinosuke, a lonely hunter, pursues his rival, Masamune, the giant bear.]
SIGN    [This week's stories were a bit you-know-what. But next week's story will touch your heart.]