# E72 - "A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant" / "Drive With A "Might" Attitude"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR5VEXJKR/a-dogs-paws-smell-fragrant--drive-with-a-might-attitude)
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**[00:02] Gintoki**
What? Again?!
***SIGN*** [Today's GinTama has two stories! The first story is about Sadaharu in hea...er, love.]
***SIGN*** [The second story is about Katsura in hea...er, his delusions. "Drive With A "Might" Attitude."]
**[01:50] Kagura**
What's the matter, Sadaharu? Poop?
**[01:55] Kagura**
Good morning!
**[01:57] Katsuo**
'Morning. That's a huge doggie.
***SIGN*** ["A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant"]
**[02:16] Kagura**
He didn't finish eating again...
**[02:18] Kagura**
Gin-chan, Sadaharu has no appetite these days. He might be feeling ill.
**[02:24] Gintoki**
Any dog that eats 5 bags of dog food in one sitting isn't feeling ill. He's just stupid.
**[02:29] Kagura**
He usually eats 7 bags.
**[02:31] Gintoki**
Maybe he's exhausted from the heat? He does have fur on his face, you know.
**[02:35] Kagura**
Come to think of it, he's been looking at nothing but fashion magazines lately.
**[02:38] Kagura**
Maybe he's trying to change his look.
**[02:41] Shinpachi**
He does seem hot. Shall we give him a trim?
**[02:45] Kagura**
Then I'll do it. Sadaharu, I'll make you into a handsome stud!
**[02:50] Kagura**
He didn't finish eating again.
**[02:52] Kagura**
Gin-chan, Sadaharu still doesn't have an appetite. He must be feeling ill.
**[02:57] Gintoki**
It's because you gave him a ridiculous cut. He's probably depressed.
**[03:02] Kagura**
That couldn't be. You look great, Sadaharu. A cool biz look.
**[03:06] Gintoki**
I've never seen a dog with a cut that makes him look like a pro wrestler.
**[03:10] Kagura**
Come to think of it, Sadaharu's been looking at nothing but macho magazines lately.
**[03:13] Kagura**
Maybe he wants to build his body into a pro wrestler's.
**[03:16] Gintoki**
He already looks rebuilt. By you, the mad scientist.
**[03:20] Kagura**
A pro wrestler, eh...
**[03:22] Gintoki**
You don't have to do it.
**[03:25] Shinpachi**
How should we do it?
**[03:26] Gintoki**
You don't have to anything.
**[03:29] Kagura**
He didn't finish again...
**[03:31] Kagura**
Gin-chan, it's no good.
**[03:33] Gintoki**
You're the ones who're no good.
**[03:35] Gintoki**
Why's a dog wearing a dog mask?!
**[03:38] ---**
It's as ridiculous as eating fried rice on top of fried rice!
**[03:40] Kagura**
It's not a dog! It's Wolf The Mask. His favorite technique is Poison Mist.
***SIGN*** [Note: Based on Tiger Mask, a Japanese professional wrestling character used as a gimmick in manga in the 60's.]
**[03:45] Gintoki**
Hey, hey, hey! There's the poison mist right now!
**[03:48] ---**
Shinpachi! Get some rags! Rags!
**[03:50] Shinpachi**
Yeah, okay.
**[03:51] Kagura**
Wolf The Mask, what's the matter? Cheer up...
**[03:55] Kagura**
It's no use. He's been interested in Hot Dog Press lately.
***SIGN*** [Note: Magazine for young men. Articles include fashion and dating advice.]
**[03:58] Kagura**
The issue devoted to "Do it! Get That Girl!"
**[04:01] Gintoki**
Hey, you think...
**[04:09] Woman A**
Oh, he's grown so big since I last saw him. How old is he now?
**[04:14] Woman B**
Two years old. He's so high maintenance.
**[04:16] Woman C**
I heard yours won at the recent dog show.
**[04:21] Woman D**
Oh no, that was just pure luck. Right, Betty-chan?
**[04:28] Woman C**
A monster!
**[04:30] Gintoki**
You're creating a scene.
**[04:33] Gintoki**
What is this? A matchmaking party for dogs?
**[04:36] Shinpachi**
House pets don't get many chances to meet other dogs.
**[04:39] Shinpachi**
It's like a social event for dogs.
**[04:41] Shinpachi**
Owners who want puppies find partners for their precious pets here.
**[04:45] Gintoki**
Think there's a partner for our dog in heat?
**[04:48] Shinpachi**
Doesn't look like it...
**[04:49] ---**
But I'd like him to at least make a friend...
**[04:51] ---**
Looks like the dogs are being ignored.
**[04:53] ---**
There are mostly dog owners who came to socialize-bragging about their pets and such.
**[04:58] ---**
Some people come here looking to meet the opposite sex.
**[05:02] Gintoki**
Socialites fishing for lovers using their pets as bait, eh?
**[05:05] Gintoki**
Can't tell who's here to find a mate.
**[05:07] Hasegawa**
Um...Ma'am.
**[05:11] Hasegawa**
It's not what you think!
**[05:13] Shinpachi**
We didn't...
**[05:14] Hasegawa**
It's not what you think! It's not that! I didn't come here with any ulterior motives!
**[05:18] Gintoki**
We said we never...
**[05:20] Hasegawa**
It's not what you think! I was just a little lonely! Seriously!
**[05:24] Hasegawa**
It's not easy keeping a pet, so I bought a mechanical dog.
**[05:28] Hasegawa**
It's so cute, I felt like taking it out with me to show it off!
***SIGN*** [Note: Hasegawa is dressed as Captain Harlock/Juzo Okita from Space Battleship Yamato.]
**[05:30] Hasegawa**
That's really all it is! Seriously! I had absolutely no sick intentions...
**[05:50] Woman F**
What's this piece of junk doing?!
**[05:51] Hasegawa**
Hey! Madao! Look! Sit!
**[05:55] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, machines have a soul, too.
**[05:57] Gintoki**
He must've caught his owner's obsession.
**[06:00] Gintoki**
How shallow. A pet is like family. Using it to pick up women...
**[06:05] Shinpachi**
He must be lonely after his wife left him.
**[06:07] Woman A**
Oh, look there.
**[06:09] Woman A**
Haven't I seen her somewhere before?
**[06:11] Woman B**
She's, you know, the weather lady on Wake Up TV. Announcer Ketsuno.
**[06:14] Woman C**
So she's a dog person, like us...
**[06:17] Gintoki**
Excuse me, could you and I... I mean my dog and your dog do it?
**[06:22] Ketsuno Announcer**
Do it?
**[06:24] Shinpachi**
He easily used his pet as a tool! And with a pick-up line a caveman would use!
**[06:28] Gintoki**
I uh...always watch you on TV. I'm a fan.
**[06:32] Ketsuno Announcer**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[06:34] Kagura**
Gin-chan, she's fatter than she looks on TV.
**[06:38] Gintoki**
I'm so sorry. She's just excited. Just so hopeless...
**[06:42] Kagura**
That hurt! Gin-chan, you said so yourself---that she put on weight after her divorce!
**[06:46] Ketsuno Announcer**
That sure is a huge dog. What's his name?
**[06:51] Kagura**
Wolf The Mask.
**[06:53] Ketsuno Announcer**
Such a masculine and strange name. Can I call you Wolf-chan?
**[06:57] Ketsuno Announcer**
Last of Mohicans Living of the Dead MacGuffin...
**[07:00] Ketsuno Announcer**
Say "Hi" to Wolf-chan.
**[07:02] Shinpachi**
Your dog has a name that's 100-times even weirder!
**[07:05] Ketsuno Announcer**
They can do it once, twice, it doesn't matter. But my dog is male.
**[07:10] Gintoki**
Oh, that's all right. There are all kinds of ways. You are, after all, Ketsuno...Ana.
***SIGN*** [Note: This is a play on the fact that Ketsuno-ana can mean butthole.]
**[07:14] Shinpachi**
That wasn't very nice! Not only was it not nice, it was awful!
**[07:21] Gintoki**
A Frisbee?
**[07:26] Kagura**
Oh, we see this dog a lot on our walks...
**[07:30] Kagura**
Gin-chan, Sadaharu likes her...
**[07:33] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[07:33] Gintoki**
Hey, hey, what's so good about a girl with such a long body and short legs...
**[07:37] ---**
You have eccentric taste in women.
**[07:39] Kagura**
Sadaharu, were you always thinking of her on your walks?
**[07:43] Katsuo**
Meru-chaaan!!
**[07:46] Katsuo**
What the hell, you giant dog?!
**[07:49] Katsuo**
What're you doing to my Meru-chan? Get away from her!
**[07:53] Gintoki**
Ugh! That 70-30 part...
**[07:55] ---**
The Gutter Rat Gang's...
**[07:57] Gintoki**
Katsuo the Black Piece
**[07:58] Woman E**
What?!
**[08:00] Woman C**
Yakuza!
**[08:04] Gintoki**
Sadaharu, wait!
**[08:06] Katsuo**
Stop! What're you guys doing with my Meru-chan?!
**[08:11] Underling A**
Boss!
**[08:12] Underling A**
I thought they looked familiar-they're those guys who live above Otose...
**[08:16] Katsuo**
What?!
**[08:17] Katsuo**
You guys don't give up, do you?! I hope you came prepared to die!
**[08:21] Shinpachi**
Wait, wait, wait! You've got it all wrong! That's not why we're here!
**[08:25] ---**
Seems our pet dog has feelings for your Meru-chan...
**[08:29] Katsuo**
What?! What do you mean by "has feelings for"?!
**[08:32] Gintoki**
He's in heat. One time's no problem, right?
**[08:35] Katsuo**
One time, nothing! There's no way she can handle that giant dog's "one time."
**[08:39] Katsuo**
Meru-chan just gave birth not too long ago. She can't have babies willy-nilly!
**[08:45] Kagura**
Kids?! What do you mean?! She comes with kids?!
**[08:47] Kagura**
Is she a divorcee?!
**[08:49] Kagura**
I can't give my Wolf The Mask to a girl with such a loose backside!
**[08:51] ---**
Come on, Wolf The Mask! We're going home!
**[08:54] Katsuo**
Wait! Who're you saying has a loose backside?!
**[08:56] Katsuo**
Dachshunds have very heavy backsides-that's why their legs are so short...
**[09:00] Underling A**
Boss! This is no time to be fighting!
**[09:02] Katsuo**
Shut up! This is your fault for throwing that Frisbee way over here.
**[09:08] Katsuo**
What?! They're on a boat! That dog knows how to date! He's no ordinary dog!
**[09:14] ---**
A woman knows she's with a man when she sees his rough hand shifting the transmission,
**[09:17] ---**
or his strong chest as he rows the oars!
**[09:19] Underling B**
Boss, he's not rowing!
**[09:21] Katsuo**
After them! Go after them!
**[09:23] Katsuo**
Protect Meru-chan's chastity!
**[09:27] Underling A**
That didn't work, Boss! Too many in the boat.
**[09:30] Underling B**
The boat's sinking!
**[09:34] Gintoki**
Sadaharu, don't jump the gun!
**[09:36] Gintoki**
If you touch a yakuza's woman, you'll be in big trouble!
**[09:38] Gintoki**
I was once almost sunk to the bottom of the Edo Castle moat!
**[09:43] Katsuo**
Meru-chan! Don't let him trick you!
**[09:46] Katsuo**
The size of a man is measured by the size of his heart!
**[09:51] Gintoki**
Back off, you two-bit thug!
**[09:52] Katsuo**
I'm not giving up! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate a yakuza!
**[09:57] Gintoki**
Kagura! Step on it!
**[10:02] Gintoki**
You can't keep up with her power!
**[10:08] Katsuo**
I'll just use you. It's effortless and much easier this way.
**[10:12] Gintoki**
No, you don't!
**[10:16] Katsuo**
What're you doing?!
**[10:18] Katsuo**
Damn you! It's wrong to destroy public property! And you call yourself a samurai!
**[10:22] Gintoki**
Shut up! And you call yourself a yakuza? Dummy!
**[10:25] Katsuo**
No, you don't!
**[10:34] Gintoki**
See ya...
**[10:35] Katsuo**
I'm...taking you with me!
**[10:38] Gintoki**
Let go of me!
**[10:40] Gintoki/Katsuo**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
**[10:44] Ketsuno Announcer**
That's a metallic dog, isn't it? What's his name?
**[10:49] Hasegawa**
Uh... His name is Madao.
**[10:51] ---**
I wanted him to be like Michael Douglas... That's the meaning behind his name.
***SIGN*** [Note: In Japanese, Michael Douglas is pronounced MAikeru DAguresu. Thus, MaDa + O = Madao.]
**[10:56] ---**
Funny, right? You can laugh.
**[10:58] Ketsuno Announcer**
No, I think it's wonderful to put meaning into your dog's name.
**[11:03] Hasegawa**
What?
**[11:04] Ketsuno Announcer**
I didn't put any thought into my dog's name.
**[11:07] Ketsuno Announcer**
Right, Last of Mohican Living of the Dead MacGuffin?
**[11:10] Hasegawa**
Sounds like you put 100-times more meaning into that name!
**[11:30] Katsuo**
Huh?
**[11:32] ---**
That's odd...
**[11:33] Katsuo**
We fell into the pond and were drowning...
**[11:36] ---**
And then...
**[11:40] Katsuo**
Did you just...?
**[11:46] Katsuo**
That was very noble...
**[11:48] Katsuo**
You ditched your date and dragged us all to shore, didn't you?
**[11:54] Katsuo**
Yakuza are called bad guys, but we respect those who do the right thing.
**[11:59] ---**
I like you.
**[12:02] Katsuo**
I'm willing to let you two start as friends.
**[12:06] Katsuo**
You can date Meru-chan. Are you happy?
**[12:10] Katsuo**
I see. Hey, Meru-chan, are you...?!
**[12:20] Katsuo**
Meru-chaaan!!
**[12:30] Katsura**
And so, recent Bakufu activity... Recent... Bakufu...
**[12:33] Samurai A**
*Hey, did you see "Summer Sonata" yesterday?*
***SIGN*** [Note: Summer Sonata is a parody of "Winter Sonata" a very popular Korean drama.]
**[12:36] Samurai B**
*It was great.*
**[12:37] Samurai C**
*I love the main character's smile.*
**[12:40] Samurai D**
*Let me borrow a copy.*
**[12:41] Katsura**
Rece...
**[12:43] ---**
Bakuf...
**[12:45] Katsura**
That's enough!
**[12:47] Katsura**
This is a forum for discussing our nation! This is not the time for gossip!
**[12:51] Samurai A**
We're...sorry. We were discussing the popular NHSei TV show...
***SIGN*** [Note: NHSei is a spoof of NHK (Nippon Housou Kyoukai) a.k.a. Japan Broadcasting Corporation.]
**[12:55] Katsura**
What?!
**[12:55] Katsura**
You're captivated by stupid shows from a foreign country!
**[12:59] Katsura**
And you call yourself samurai?!
**[13:01] Katsura**
Enough! I'm leaving!
**[13:03] Samurai B**
Please don't! Katsura-san!
**[13:05] Samurai C**
We're sorry, Katsura-san.
**[13:06] Samurai**
Katsura-san!
***SIGN*** ["Drive With A "Might" Attitude"]
**[13:15] Katsura**
Excuse me.
**[13:16] Katsura**
Is the videotape of "Summer Sonata" already out?
**[13:18] Ppp Manager**
We don't have videotapes, but we have volumes 1 and 2 on DVD.
***SIGN*** [Note: Posters say: My Neighbor Pedro and Alien vs. Yakuza.]
**[13:23] Katsura**
It doesn't matter which. I just want it.
**[13:24] Ppp Manager**
We're a rental shop, so we don't sell them.
**[13:27] Katsura**
Rental? I don't quite understand, but help me out.
**[13:30] Katsura**
I'm having problems because I can't keep up with the latest topics.
**[13:32] Ppp Manager**
Are you a member?
**[13:33] Katsura**
The name's not "a member," it's Katsura.
**[13:35] Ppp Manager**
If you're not a member, you can't rent DVDs.
**[13:38] Katsura**
The name's not "DVDs", it's Katsura.
**[13:40] Ppp Manager**
We can make you a membership card. Do you have any ID?
**[13:43] Ppp Manager**
A student ID, or... Do you have a driver's license?
**[13:48] Katsura**
A driver's license?
***SIGN*** [Oedo Driving School]
**[13:54] Gintoki**
Excuse me.
**[13:56] Gintoki**
I'm back again.
**[13:58] Instructor**
Don't tell me you're back again!
**[14:00] ---**
Sakata-san, how many times will you keep coming back until you're satisfied?
**[14:02] ---**
What did you do this time?
**[14:04] Gintoki**
I'm sorry. I uh...hit...a ninja. They revoked my license.
**[14:11] Instructor**
How'd you hit a ninja that can run faster than a car?
**[14:14] Instructor**
That's about as likely as getting hit by a falling meteorite.
**[14:16] Gintoki**
It's all thanks to your teaching, instructor.
**[14:18] Instructor**
I never taught you to do that. Are you trying to make it my fault?
**[14:21] Instructor**
I told you... Driving with a "probably" mindset doesn't work.
**[14:24] ---**
"It's probably okay. No one will probably jump out in front of me."
**[14:26] ---**
With that frame of mind, you won't be able to deal with sudden situations.
**[14:29] Instructor**
I've told you that driving with the "might" attitude is the way to go.
**[14:31] ---**
"A ninja might jump out in front of me. That ninja might make a right turn."
**[14:36] Instructor**
If you drive with that mindset, you'll be able to quickly deal with anything that happens.
**[14:39] Instructor**
Okay, get into the passenger seat.
**[14:41] Instructor**
What you're lacking is awareness rather than driving skill,
**[14:44] Instructor**
so we'll build your awareness by letting you watch someone else drive...
**[14:47] ---**
Okay? Today's lesson will be with another student.
**[14:50] Katsura**
How do you do? I'm Space Captain Katsura. Pleased to meet y-
**[15:00] Instructor**
Sakata-san, didn't I tell you to drive with a "might" attitude?
**[15:04] ---**
Your student partner might be a space captain.
**[15:08] ---**
You must put yourself in that frame of mind.
**[15:09] Gintoki**
I'm sorry. I was a bit surprised, so I...
**[15:13] Instructor**
Quickly get in the car, Katsura-san. Please inspect the car before getting in.
**[15:17] Katsura**
Right.
**[15:18] Katsura**
There might be a ninja clinging to the bottom of the car.
**[15:21] Gintoki**
The car might start suddenly while you're checking.
**[15:25] Katsura**
There might be a ninja hiding behind the car.
**[15:29] Gintoki**
The car might suddenly back up.
**[15:33] Katsura**
Cut that out, damn you! I'm honestly here to earn my driver's license!
**[15:36] Instructor**
Katsura-san is here to get his license because he wants to become a video store member.
**[15:40] Gintoki**
Where's the honesty?!
**[15:41] Gintoki**
I'm here to honestly re-earn my license, too!
**[15:43] Gintoki**
I absolutely don't want to be around you! Instructor, do something!
**[15:47] Instructor**
There might be a chance that two people who don't get along will ride with one another.
**[15:51] Instructor**
You see? It's the "might" attitude for both of you.
**[15:54] Instructor**
Foresee all possible situations and deal with each one as they arise, in a quick and safe manner.
**[16:00] Instructor**
Very good, Katsura-san. You handle the steering very well for a first timer.
**[16:05] Instructor**
But you're going a little too fast. Slow down before a turn!
**[16:09] Gintoki**
You're too tense.
**[16:11] Gintoki**
Too close to the steering wheel. That decreases your field of view. Move your body back.
**[16:15] Katsura**
Perhaps...
**[16:17] ---**
I might be nervous...
**[16:20] Gintoki**
What kind of "might" driving is that?! It's not "might"! You're totally tense!
**[16:24] Gintoki**
Hey!
**[16:26] Gintoki**
Look out!
**[16:27] Gintoki**
Slow down!
**[16:28] Instructor**
Sakata-san, the brake! There's a passenger-side brake in these student cars!
**[16:37] Katsura**
Perhaps...
**[16:38] Katsura**
An Anti-Foreigner Faction ronin might have rigged a bomb to explode if the speed drops below 50 kph!
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of the movie "Speed."]
**[16:45] Gintoki**
How complicated a "might" driving scenario is that?!
**[16:47] Gintoki**
You're the Anti-Foreigner Faction ronin!
**[16:48] Gintoki**
C'mon, instructor! What're you going to do about this?
**[16:50] ---**
This is why I was against this!
**[16:53] ---**
These things happen because this guy is serious to a fault!
**[16:55] ---**
Ack...
**[16:57] Gintoki**
Next is...an S-curve! He doesn't even give a damn!
**[17:01] Katsura**
Perhaps...along the S-curve...
**[17:10] Matsuko**
Our meals have become so lonely...
**[17:14] Matsuko**
I wish we could've let Mother see Natsuko-san in her wedding dress.
**[17:19] Matsuko**
She was so beautiful.
**[17:23] Father**
What're you talking about, silly?
**[17:25] ---**
Daughters aren't good for anything.
**[17:27] ---**
No matter how lovingly you raise them, they all go to another family in the end.
**[17:31] ---**
How heartless they are.
**[17:32] Matsuko**
Oh? You still have a daughter right here, Father.
**[17:41] Father**
Matsuko-san...
**[17:43] Father**
It's not too late.
**[17:46] Father**
Why don't you find a nice man?
**[17:48] Father**
You are my son's wife, but that son is dead.
**[17:52] Father**
You have no blood ties to me,
**[17:55] Father**
so you have no obligation to keep looking after this old fool.
**[17:59] Father**
You're good-natured and good-looking.
**[18:01] Father**
You should be able to find any number of men.
**[18:03] Father**
You don't have to be concerned about me. I can manage by myself.
**[18:08] Matsuko**
No one would marry an old woman like me.
**[18:11] ---**
Father, are you that intent on chasing me out?
**[18:15] Father**
No...that isn't why I...
**[18:18] Matsuko**
If there's a good offer, I'll leave this house in no time.
**[18:23] Father (M)**
Despite saying such a wry comment, the woman never tried to leave.
**[18:30] Father (M)**
She looked after me, always nagging.
**[18:39] Man**
Haven't you done enough?
**[18:44] Man**
Do you still have lingering feelings for your late husband?
**[18:47] Man**
It's been seven years. You should live your own life!
**[18:51] Man**
Isn't it about time you took a step towards starting a new life with me?!
**[18:55] Matsuko**
I'm always walking the path of my own life.
**[19:00] Matsuko**
I'm not staying at this house because of lingering feelings or anything silly like that.
**[19:04] Man**
Then why? Is there another man?
**[19:09] Matsuko**
It's because...
**[19:13] Matsuko**
I have Father.
**[19:15] Matsuko**
We may not be related by blood, but he is my Father...
**[19:26] Katsura**
...There might be moles like that under the road...
**[19:28] Katsura**
along the S-curve...
**[19:30] Gintoki**
No way! And that was just too long a reason!
**[19:33] Gintoki**
That's wasn't "might" driving or anything! It was just your delusion!
**[19:36] Instructor**
Sakata-san, thank you for stopping the car.
**[19:39] ---**
We must stop before a rail crossing...
**[19:42] Gintoki**
Why're you crying
**[19:44] Instructor**
Please open the window...
**[19:45] Katsura**
There isn't one anymore.
**[19:48] Instructor**
You have to "might" drive here, as well. A train might come.
**[19:51] Instructor**
The crossing bar might come down. Listen to make sure.
**[19:55] Instructor**
Of course, this is a driving school, so there are no tracks,
**[19:58] Instructor**
and no train will pass, but please do it as a formality.
**[20:00] Katsura**
Yes.
**[20:02] ---**
No, wait!
**[20:08] ---**
I hear it... I can hear the sound of a train coming!
**[20:11] Gintoki**
I don't hear it.
**[20:13] Katsura**
No, I can hear it! And the sound of the crossing bar coming down!
**[20:15] Katsura**
I can hear it clearly!
**[20:16] Gintoki**
Hey, he's really lost it. Somebody call a doctor.
**[20:23] Katsura**
Ack! That's!
**[20:25] Katsura**
Father!
**[20:26] Father**
If I disappear... Matsuko can be happy...
**[20:33] Katsura (M)**
If I move now,
**[20:35] Katsura (M)**
I might get there in time!
**[20:46] Katsura**
You fool! What'd you do that for?! You were almost killed!
**[20:51] Katsura**
What good would your death do?!
**[20:53] Katsura**
Did you think that was what Matsuko would want?!
**[20:55] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
Matsuko would never be happy if she stayed with me.
**[20:59] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
I will certainly die before she does.
**[21:02] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
When that happens, what will old, alone and left behind Matsuko do?
**[21:06] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
I...I would be better off gone...
**[21:10] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
If I'm gone, Matsuko would be released from the shackles I have placed on her and be free.
**[21:15] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)**
That's where you're wrong, Father!
**[21:17] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
You're...Matsuko!
**[21:19] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)**
All I want is to be with you... Father...
**[21:22] ---**
Father...
**[21:24] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
Matsuko...
**[21:25] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)**
Father...
**[21:27] ---**
Father!
**[21:30] Instructor**
Sakata-san...
**[21:31] Gintoki**
Yes?
**[21:32] Instructor**
Maybe we shouldn't be "might" driving anymore.
**[21:36] Gintoki**
You might be right.
**[21:37] Katsura (Head Voice As Father)**
Ma...Matsuko...
**[21:40] Katsura (Head Voice As Matsuko)**
Fath...er...
**[21:43] Katsura**
And so, recent Bakufu activity...
**[21:47] ---**
Let's leave that for now.
**[21:48] ---**
I happened to have watched "Summer Sonata" the other day, and...
**[21:52] Samurai A**
Hey, did you watch yesterday's "Changam's Humiliation"?
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Dae Jang Geum: Jewel in the Palace, a Korean TV drama series.]
**[21:53] Katsura**
Summer...
**[21:55] Samurai B**
It was great.
**[21:56] Samurai C**
The main character's so brave, I cried.
**[21:58] ---**
TV...
**[21:58] Samurai D**
Let me borrow a copy.
**[22:00] Katsura**
Summ...
**[22:02] ---**
T...
**[22:03] Katsura**
Cut it out! Listen to what I have to say!
**[22:07] Katsura**
Don't do that to me when I made the effort to watch the show!
**[22:10] Samurai A**
Katsura-san, "Summer Sonata" is old now. "Changam's Humiliation" is popular now.
**[22:15] Katsura**
What?!
**[22:16] Katsura**
You jump from one new thing to the next.
**[22:18] Katsura**
I've had enough! I'm never watching another TV drama!
**[22:21] Katsura**
I'm leaving!
**[22:22] Samurai B**
Katsura-san!
**[22:24] Samurai**
Please wait, Katsura-san!
**[22:27] Katsura**
Excuse me, do you have "Changam's Naked Body"?
**[22:30] Clerk**
It's "humiliation." Yes, we do. Your membership card, please.
**[22:34] Katsura**
I don't have one.
**[22:35] Clerk**
Then I'll create one. May I see some ID?
***SIGN*** [Wanted: Anti-Foreigner Faction Ronin, Kotaro Katsura. Call 110.]
**[22:40] Katsura**
Use this.
***SIGN***
**[24:16] Shinpachi**
We headed into the mountains in autumn hoping to make some money from matsutake mushrooms.
**[24:19] Shinpachi**
While we were there, we came across a giant bear known as
**[24:22] Shinpachi**
the "master of the mountain" and the hunter who pursues him.
***SIGN*** The next episode...
***SIGN*** "Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?"
***SIGN*** [Marinosuke, a lonely hunter, pursues his rival, Masamune, the giant bear.]
***SIGN*** [This week's stories were a bit you-know-what. But next week's story will touch your heart.]