# E69 - "Please Help by Separating Your Trash"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRP81X5KR/please-help-by-separating-your-trash)
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***SIGN*** [Breakfast should be a raw egg on hot rice. It tastes so good with a little soy sauce drizzled on top.]
***SIGN*** [Today, "Tama-chan" appears. She was given that name by Kagura, who loves eggs.]
**[01:41] Narrator**
Trash... It is a single word, but there are many different types.
**[01:47] Narrator**
A woman with a cane came to throw away a single bag.
**[01:51] Narrator**
A smelly bag that oozed blood.
**[01:55] Narrator**
The trash collector thought it strange, but did not check its contents
**[01:59] Narrator**
and threw it into his truck.
**[02:02] Narrator**
The woman stared at him with eerie vacant eyes watching as he threw away the bag.
**[02:08] Narrator**
More than anything, the woman's bizarre appearance made him nervous.
**[02:12] Narrator**
It was summer, yet she wore heavy clothing that did not show any of her skin.
**[02:16] Narrator**
Her hands that were just barely exposed were tightly wrapped in bandages.
**[02:21] Narrator**
The following day, the woman came again, carrying a smelly bag.
**[02:26] Narrator**
And the next, and the day after that, the woman came with a bag,
**[02:30] Narrator**
dragging her body which grew weaker by the day; staring at the trash collector.
**[02:35] Narrator**
One day, the woman did not come.
**[02:38] Narrator**
but the usual smelly bag was on top of the trash pile.
**[02:42] Narrator**
The woman's stare was not here.
**[02:46] Narrator**
The trash collector peeked inside the bag.
**[02:51] Narrator**
The woman stared at him...just as she always had.
**[02:58] Refuse Collector**
This isn't right. Today is recyclable trash day.
**[03:01] Refuse Collector**
You're combustible trash!
**[03:03] Woman**
I'm sorry...
***SIGN*** Let's sort our trash!
***SIGN*** [Let's sort our trash!]
**[03:06] Woman**
If you don't, I might haunt you.
**[03:10] Gintoki**
You call that a commercial? What bad taste!
**[03:14] ---**
They have to resort to such threats because no one follows the trash schedule.
**[03:17] Gintoki**
Oh...
**[03:19] Gintoki**
Tomorrow is non-combustible trash day...
**[03:21] Gintoki**
I put out the JUMP...
**[03:25] Gintoki**
No harm.
**[03:26] Woman**
I might haunt you.
**[03:30] Gintoki**
Don't be ridiculous. We're not kids here.
**[03:33] Gintoki**
I can go and get it tomorrow.
**[03:38] Kagura**
Geez...
**[03:40] ---**
What do you want at this hour?
**[03:42] Gintoki**
Nothing, it's just the trash...
**[03:45] Gintoki**
I'm worried about it.
**[03:47] Kagura**
Why do I have to go with you? Staying up late is terrible for my complexion.
**[03:51] Kagura**
Don't you realize that?
**[03:53] Gintoki**
Silly, you misunderstand. It's not that I'm scared or anything.
**[03:56] Gintoki**
Just so you know, I threw away your favorite magazine with the JUMP.
**[04:01] Kagura**
Seriously? My Lady's Eight, with the evil daughter-in-law special article?
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof on the magazine "Jyosei Seven."]
**[04:04] Gintoki**
Help me retrieve it.
**[04:06] Kagura**
No, something stinks.
**[04:07] Gintoki**
Okay, you don't have to help me. Just stay by me.
**[04:11] Kagura**
No, something stinks.
**[04:12] Gintoki**
Cut it out! Stop being so selfish!
**[04:15] Gintoki**
I came to you because I was trying to help you!
**[04:18] Gintoki**
Forget it! I get it! I won't ask you! Suit yourself!
**[04:21] ---**
Just stand quietly and watch!
**[04:23] Gintoki**
Don't go anywhere. Just stay and watch me!
**[04:26] Kagura**
I don't want to. I'm sleepy, so I'm going home.
**[04:28] Gintoki**
Kagura-chan!
**[04:30] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:30] ---**
All you have to do is sing the "Doraemon" song right here!
**[04:36] Gintoki**
What?!
**[04:37] ---**
Sounds like a theme song I've heard somewhere before.
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of theme song for the mystery show "Yo ni mo kimyo na monogatari" -Tales of the Unusual.]
**[04:40] ---**
That is you, isn't it, Kagura-chan? That is you, right?!
**[04:42] Gintoki**
Dammit!! I'm not giving in!
**[04:46] Gintoki**
Ran ran ra ra ran ran ran.
***SIGN*** [Note: He's singing an off-beat version of the Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind song.]
**[04:48] Man**
Hey! Keep it down! Do you know what time it is?!
**[04:51] Gintoki**
I'm sorry, mister!
**[04:52] ---**
Mister, would you mind watching me? From there?
**[04:55] Man**
What? What a creepy thing to ask! I'll call the police!
**[04:58] Gintoki**
Please, really!
**[04:58] Man**
Don't even ask!
**[05:02] Gintoki**
Okay, got it!
**[05:05] ---**
Hey, you're being rude, Kagura. You're disturbing the neighborhood!
**[05:09] ---**
Mister, watch me until I'm done.
**[05:12] Fuyo**
Roger.
**[05:14] Fuyo**
Target... acquired.
**[05:17] Fuyo**
Switching to analysis mode.
**[05:20] Fuyo**
Blood pressure, heart rate both rising...
**[05:24] Fuyo**
Target has lost consciousness.
***SIGN*** ["Please Help by Separating Your Trash"]
**[05:42] Gintoki**
What the hell are you doing?
**[05:44] Kagura**
Good morning.
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Cozy Tomita who is an impersonator for Tamori, who is the host of "Yo ni mo kimyo na monogatari" -Tales of the Unusual.]
**[05:46] ---**
Did you cut your hair?
**[05:46] Gintoki**
No, I haven't! What sort of mean prank is this while I'm asleep?!
**[05:51] Gintoki**
Geez!
**[05:53] Gintoki**
No wonder I have such terrible dreams.
**[05:54] Kagura**
Let's eat.
**[05:56] Kagura**
What kind of dreams?
**[05:58] Gintoki**
A dismembered head...
**[06:00] ---**
Never mind. They say never to talk about the dreams you see while sleeping or awake.
**[06:05] ---**
I'd only be a laughingstock.
**[06:06] Kagura**
A dismembered head at the trash disposal area?
**[06:08] Gintoki**
How did you...?
**[06:09] Kagura**
You were having a nightmare. You're too old to be having nightmares like a little kid.
**[06:13] Gintoki**
Don't tell Shinpachi, okay? I'll give you 300 yen.
**[06:17] ---**
I don't remember what I did before I went to sleep. What was I doing yesterday?
**[06:21] Kagura**
You went to the trash disposal area to get your JUMP.
**[06:23] Kagura**
You didn't come back, so I went to check and found you asleep in the disposal area.
**[06:29] Gintoki**
Kagura-chan... Kagura-chan...
**[06:31] Gintoki**
What is that?
**[06:32] Kagura**
An egg cracker! I found it yesterday.
**[06:35] Gintoki**
No, no, no, no, no. Nooooo!
**[06:37] Gintoki**
That's no egg cracker! It's that dismembered head from yesterday!
**[06:41] Gintoki**
Y-You! I wasn't dreaming! Why did you take that thing, you dummy?!
**[06:45] Kagura**
It's not a dismembered head. It's an egg cracker.
**[06:48] Gintoki**
What are you talking about, kid?! What do you mean, an egg cracker?!
**[06:51] Gintoki**
There's not such thing!
**[06:52] Kagura**
Eggs are something you want to crack over someone's head.
**[06:56] Kagura**
But that would be rude. So now I have this!
**[06:59] Gintoki**
No! Absolutely not!
**[07:01] Gintoki**
Hey! What's with this scene!
**[07:03] Gintoki**
It's not something you want to see in the evening!
**[07:05] Gintoki**
Go and put it back! Put it back where it was!
**[07:07] Kagura**
No! That's my egg cracker! I'm not letting you have it!
**[07:11] Gintoki**
That's enough! If anyone around here sees that thing...!
**[07:18] Gintoki**
Sadaharu, please don't do that.
**[07:21] ---**
That's not a toy. Okay? Let me have it. I'll give you beef jerky.
**[07:24] Kagura**
Sadaharu! That's my egg cracker!
**[07:27] Gintoki**
I told you, that's not an egg cracker!
**[07:29] Gintoki**
Give it up! I'll be your egg cracker from tomorrow on, so give it up!
**[07:33] ---**
Was that a new pickup line?
**[07:37] Gintoki**
Forget it! Don't say I didn't tell you!
**[07:41] Shinpachi**
Sh-Shinpachi! Don't touch it! You'll leave your prints on it!
**[07:44] Shinpachi**
Don't leave any evidence behind! Get rid of it quickly!
**[07:47] Shinpachi**
Isn't this Etsuko-chan?
**[07:48] Gintoki**
Etsuko-chan?! Someone you know named Etsuko-chan?!
**[07:51] Shinpachi**
No.
**[07:52] Shinpachi**
This is Etsuko-chan, the robot maid that's popular these days.
**[07:56] Gintoki**
Robot?
**[07:57] Kagura**
You're wrong! It's an egg cracker!
***SIGN*** [Robot Shop]
**[08:02] Gintoki**
The dream mechanical doll that cooks, does the laundry and can even take care of office work.
**[08:07] Gintoki**
Hey, this is awesome.
**[08:09] Gintoki**
There's a mother-in-law version and even a Tsundere version.
***SIGN*** [Note: Tsundere = a conceited, spiky, combative personality that suddenly becomes modest and loving.]
**[08:12] ---**
We've really come a long way...
**[08:15] Shinpachi**
From what I hear, it does what you say, works hard and is more useful than a human.
**[08:19] Shinpachi**
It's extremely popular with businesses and stores.
**[08:22] Shinpachi**
The price is not something an ordinary person can afford, though.
**[08:25] Gintoki**
So, how do you know so much, Shinpachi?
**[08:28] Shinpachi**
Huh? It's quite popular among otaku, as well.
**[08:31] Gintoki**
Hey...this boy's having naughty thoughts. He wants it to do everything he asks.
**[08:36] Shinpachi**
What...?
**[08:37] Kagura**
Seriously gross. Don't talk to me for a while.
**[08:39] Shinpachi**
Wh-What?! Do you know about dreams men have of maids?!
**[08:43] Gintoki**
So, how's it look, old man?
**[08:44] Gengai**
It was quite beat up.
**[08:46] Gintoki**
Of course it was. Its head was, after all, dismembered.
**[08:49] Gengai**
But the important parts don't appear to be damaged. I can probably fix it.
**[08:54] Gintoki**
But, old man, you can't relax, either.
**[08:58] Gintoki**
With something like this on the market,
**[09:01] Gintoki**
the day won't be long when Edo's number one mechanic is surpassed.
**[09:04] Gengai**
What're you talking about?
**[09:05] ---**
Making such a wimpy robot... He's still creating poor-quality work.
**[09:11] Gengai**
Okay, done! I had to make do with what I had, so it's a bit unbalanced.
**[09:16] Gintoki**
Just a minute!
**[09:17] Gengai**
With what you had?! The entire body was stolen from someplace else!
**[09:21] Gengai**
It'll withstand even a year-long war.
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Gundam.]
**[09:24] Gintoki**
Why would a maid battle for a year! Why does a maid need a shield?!
**[09:27] Gengai**
She can hide behind the shield and see lots of things...like a family's problems.
**[09:31] Gintoki**
She doesn't need to see those things! Leave those to Etsuko Ichihara!
***SIGN*** [Spoof of "Kaseifu wa miteita" (Maid saw them all). Etsuko Ichihara plays a maid who sees scandals in the house she works in.]
**[09:35] Gintoki**
I thought she'd be good for some cash.
**[09:38] Gintoki**
I can't sell her unless you give her Bang! Pow! Boom! A nice buxom, hourglass body.
**[09:42] Gengai**
What do you mean, sell her?! Etsuko-chan will be my own personal, gentle maid!
**[09:46] Kagura**
Shut up, four-eyes! I'll send you to hell first!
**[09:50] Shinpachi**
She definitely needs a maid's outfit!
**[09:52] Kagura**
Attach an egg cracker! One that also takes out the slimy part!
**[09:56] Gengai**
I don't get it.
**[09:57] Shinpachi/Kagura**
That's not right!
**[09:59] ---**
You wanna fight?
**[09:59] Gintoki**
Never mind, just make her into your idea of a nice woman.
**[10:00] ---**
Bring it on!
**[10:01] ---**
Dirty specs!
**[10:03] Gintoki**
You just made her bum bigger.
**[10:06] Gintoki**
You didn't fix the parts that were basically wrong!
**[10:08] Gintoki**
What is this thing you have for her bum?!
**[10:10] Gengai**
Women with big bums are good-they have easier deliveries.
**[10:13] Gintoki**
That's old! So ancient! Your criteria for choosing a woman are so old!
**[10:15] Gengai**
What don't you like? I had a tough time with this part.
**[10:20] Gengai**
It pours soy sauce.
**[10:21] Gintoki**
I don't care about your consideration for eggs on rice!
**[10:24] ---**
Why do you people like egg on rice so much?! Though I like it, too!
***SIGN*** [Note: Japanese people often eat rice mixed with raw egg and a little soy sauce drizzled on top.]
**[10:28] Gengai**
You guys make a lot of demands.
**[10:30] Gengai**
If you want more done, you'll need to pay me more money.
**[10:35] Gengai**
Do you guys have the money?
***SIGN*** [Strawberry Fields]
**[10:42] Shinpachi**
She's like an abandoned puppy.
**[10:44] Gintoki**
Can't be helped. We don't have the money.
**[10:47] Gintoki**
We can't sell her like this. I feel like a killer.
**[10:50] Kagura**
Not only can't we sell her, but without a body, we can't use her as a maid.
**[10:53] Shinpachi**
But according to Gengai-san, this robot ...
**[10:56] Shinpachi**
was specially designed for office tasks.
**[10:59] Shinpachi**
Her previous owner may have been using her more like a computer rather than as a maid.
**[11:03] Gintoki**
Where's the on switch?
**[11:05] Gintoki**
If it's her nipples, it's hopeless. We won't be able to boot her up.
**[11:08] Shinpachi**
Your head is what's hopeless.
**[11:10] Kagura**
Hey, wake up!
**[11:12] Shinpachi**
Ack!
**[11:13] Shinpachi**
Could it be this mole on her head?
**[11:24] Kagura**
She turned on?!
**[11:25] Fuyo**
Unfortunately, your adventures 1, 2 and 3 have disappeared.
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of saved file for Dragon Quest game.]
**[11:30] Gintoki**
Hey, this isn't good. We hit her too hard-the adventures have disappeared.
**[11:34] Shinpachi**
What are the adventures?
**[11:36] Kagura**
She went adventuring somewhere, no doubt.
**[11:39] Fuyo**
Please rebuild the adventures from the beginning. First: A name.
**[11:44] Shinpachi**
It's asking for a name.
**[11:46] Gintoki**
It's a hassle, so just say, "Aaaa."
**[11:48] Fuyo**
That won't do. You'll regret it later if you're lazy.
**[11:51] Fuyo**
Where's the excitement if you say "Aaaa" when you're fighting the evil king.
**[11:54] Gintoki**
What's an evil king? She intends to fight an evil king.
**[11:56] Kagura**
Okay, then "Tama."
***SIGN*** [Note: Tama is short for tamago (egg).]
**[11:58] Fuyo**
Roger.
**[11:58] Shinpachi**
Tama?! How far are you going with this egg thing?!
**[12:00] Gintoki**
That sounds like a stray dog.
**[12:03] Fuyo**
How do you do, everyone. My name is Marie Antoinette.
**[12:07] Shinpachi**
She ignored Tama! She didn't like it! She didn't like it!
**[12:10] Fuyo**
Everyone calls me "Mole Beam."
**[12:12] Shinpachi**
She was teased! She was totally teased about the mole on her forehead!
**[12:16] Gintoki**
Who's "everyone"?
**[12:17] Kagura**
Warriors and martial artists. They're physical, but very gloomy.
***SIGN*** [Note: Party member types from Dragon Quest game.]
**[12:21] Fuyo**
The memories make me blue. Shall I save the adventure?
**[12:26] Shinpachi**
She's trying to end the adventure on her own!
**[12:28] Gintoki**
Wait! This adventure is just beginning!
**[12:31] Fuyo**
Please write down the restart chant.
**[12:33] ---**
Mogagazuboroso, kusaremagurobaromi.
**[12:36] Gintoki**
A password, in this day and age?!
**[12:38] ---**
Notepad! Hurry and get a notepad!
**[12:39] Fuyo**
Putsun.
**[12:42] Gintoki/Sss/Kagura**
Ack!
**[12:43] Kagura**
She turned herself off!
**[12:44] Shinpachi**
What did she say her password was?
**[12:46] Gintoki**
Kusarimaguro something or other...
**[12:48] ---**
Why is there no save function when the adventure turns off?
**[12:51] ---**
She's faking it. She just doesn't want to do any work.
**[12:55] Gintoki**
Hey! Wake up, dummy!
**[12:56] ---**
Stop sleeping, you rotten tuna! You deserve to get shot 16 times, dummy!
**[13:00] Gintoki**
Hey! She spat oil on her master!
**[13:03] Gintoki**
Who do you think you are?!
**[13:05] Fuyo**
Please do not touch the controller and power button during a save.
**[13:09] Fuyo**
It may cause damage.
**[13:10] Gintoki**
You don't have a save function!
**[13:12] Fuyo**
I will repeat the restart chant.
**[13:15] Gintoki**
Hey! It doesn't want to be restarted!
**[13:17] Gintoki**
She's using some strange ancient characters!
**[13:20] Fuyo**
Putsun.
**[13:21] Gintoki**
Wait! Hey!
**[13:22] Gintoki**
Cut that out, you!
**[13:25] Kagura**
She's totally busted.
**[13:29] Gintoki**
You just need to blow into the cartridge.
**[13:33] Gintoki**
The adventure never got far, so what we have to do is start from the beginning.
**[13:37] Gintoki**
It'll be troublesome, but let's be patient.
**[13:40] Fuyo**
Parararappappaa!
**[13:42] ---**
Tama has gone up a level.
***SIGN*** [Note: Level up sound from Dragon Quest game.]
**[13:44] Shinpachi**
I don't know what's going on, but she's gone up a level!
**[13:46] Fuyo**
Strength: up 3. Speed: up 2. Lassitude: up 5.
**[13:51] Fuyo**
Lethargy: up 6. Exhaustion: up 7. I am feeling empty.
**[13:55] Shinpachi**
Just a minute! Our chances of losing are rising!
**[13:58] Fuyo**
Lethargy rising 2...zuborokusaremagurobaromi...
**[14:01] Shinpachi**
She forced herself into the restart chant!
**[14:03] ---**
I feel weak. I don't want to move. It's difficult to work.
**[14:06] ---**
Along the way, it's become nothing but gripes!
**[14:07] ---**
Putsun.
**[14:10] Gintoki**
This is hopeless. Doesn't look like she'll make us any money at all.
**[14:14] Male Announcer**
Announcer Ketsuno, are you there at the scene? Ketsuno? Ana?
**[14:16] Ketsuno Announcer**
Yes, this is Ketsuno...Ana, at the scene.
**[14:18] Ketsuno Announcer**
I'm reporting from in front of the Hayashi Research Institute, where the incident occurred.
**[14:18] Gintoki**
It's Announcer Ketsuno. She's back.
**[14:20] Kagura**
Tsk, like a boomerang.
**[14:22] Shinpachi**
Huh?
**[14:22] Ketsuno Announcer**
The murdered victim, Dr. Ryuzan Hayashi, was known as an authority on automatons.
**[14:23] Shinpachi**
That's the lab that created Tama-san.
**[14:27] Ketsuno Announcer**
He was the developer of the robot maid, Etsuko-chan.
***SIGN*** [Murdered: Dr. Ryuzan Hayashi]
**[14:32] ---**
That's...
**[14:33] Ketsuno Announcer**
Based on eyewitness reports, the Magistrate's Office is...
**[14:36] Ketsuno Announcer**
searching for Fuyo No. i-Zero, an automaton that worked as the doctor's assistant, on suspicion of murder.
**[14:44] Ketsuno Announcer**
At the present time, Fuyo No. i-Zero is a fugitive.
**[14:47] Ketsuno Announcer**
Eyewitnesses should contact the Magistrate's Office immediately. I repeat...
**[14:51] Shinpachi**
Could this be...?
**[14:54] Shinpachi**
Tama-san?!
**[14:58] Shinpachi**
There's no mistake! The robot that's suspected of murder...
**[15:02] Shinpachi**
is our Tama-san! Though she's only a head now.
**[15:05] Shinpachi**
And this Dr. Hayashi-he's the man who built Tama-san and the other robot maids!
**[15:09] Gintoki**
She killed the parent who gave her life...and showed up here?
**[15:15] Gintoki**
That can't be!
**[15:17] Gintoki**
This piece of junk could never do something as mysterious as being involved in a murder case!
**[15:21] Gintoki**
We're talking about a robot!
**[15:23] Gintoki**
There are others that have the same face.
**[15:25] Gintoki**
She's only a head-how could she commit murder?!
**[15:28] Fuyo**
There is the possibility that I was destroyed by someone while on the run and became just a head.
**[15:33] Fuyo**
Unfortunately, I have lost most of my memory of what happened before I became just a head.
**[15:38] ---**
However, I am the No. i-Zero model.
**[15:41] Gintoki**
She restarted without the restart chant.
**[15:44] Fuyo**
Forgive me after earlier. I had an initialization issue. I am now restored.
**[15:50] Gintoki**
You talked a lot of chop-logic, but in essence,
**[15:54] Gintoki**
what you're trying to say is, that you're the murderer?
**[15:56] Fuyo**
No. I do not have any recollection, so I am simply stating my opinion based on the data.
**[16:01] Gintoki**
I'm asking you: did you kill him, or did you not?
**[16:03] Gintoki**
If you don't know, then check your data further.
**[16:05] Gintoki**
You can't find it because you assumed at the start that it wasn't there.
**[16:08] Gintoki**
It might be closer than you think.
**[16:10] Fuyo**
Understood. Searching.
**[16:13] Fuyo**
Tama has checked the data. Of all things, I have found horse shit.
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Dragon Quest game.]
**[16:17] Gintoki**
Hey, you want to be sold off to GEO?
***SIGN*** [Note: GEO is a Japanese rental video/game store that also buys used games.]
**[16:19] Fuyo**
She's not fixed at all. Initialization issues? She's got the mother of all issues!
**[16:24] Fuyo**
Forgive me. Is there a mechanical engineer in the vicinity?
**[16:28] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[16:29] Fuyo**
I possess a backup memory area in case of an emergency,
**[16:32] Fuyo**
but it is tightly secured...
**[16:34] Fuyo**
If it can be opened, my memory could be restored.
**[16:37] Gintoki**
I'm not sure I understand...
**[16:39] Kagura**
For now, we can bring her back to old man Gengai, uh-huh.
**[16:43] Shinpachi**
But...
**[16:44] Shinpachi**
What if she gets her memory back...and it turns out she's really the killer?
**[16:49] Gintoki**
Don't assume that. We don't know that yet.
**[16:55] Maid A**
Excuse me.
**[16:57] Maid A**
We're from the Magistrate's Office.
**[17:00] Maid A**
Could we ask your help with an investigation?
**[17:03] Maid A**
We received word from the neighbors that there is a suspicious robot here.
**[17:08] Shinpachi**
Gin-san!
**[17:09] ---**
It's too soon! Too soon to assume!
**[17:11] Gintoki**
Don't give me that!
**[17:12] Gintoki**
At this rate, we'll be murder suspects, too! Let me go! Get rid of her now!
**[17:15] Fuyo**
This apparatus carries a curse. You cannot discard it.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Dragon Quest game.]
**[17:18] Gintoki**
Don't tell me I can't discard it! I never recalled getting you in the first place!
**[17:21] Fuyo**
To remove this apparatus,
**[17:24] Fuyo**
either go to your nearest church or withdraw 3 million yen from an ATM and deposit it to my account.
**[17:27] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
What kind of way is that to lift a curse?!
**[17:29] Maid A**
Excuse me.
**[17:31] Shinpachi**
If we keep this up, they'll become suspicious of us!
**[17:33] Shinpachi**
I'll deal with them, while you hide her!
**[17:35] Fuyo**
Please wait.
**[17:37] Fuyo**
I do not detect life signs...
**[17:40] Fuyo**
in two of the three visitors. They are not officials.
**[17:49] Fuyo**
They are not even human.
**[17:56] Maid A**
There's no one here.
**[17:58] Meguro**
Are they on to us?
**[18:00] Shinpachi**
Hey! Who were those people?! The house is ruined!
**[18:04] Shinpachi**
How many times is our foyer going to be destroyed?!
**[18:06] Gintoki**
Hey, what's the big idea? Let go of my arm already.
**[18:09] ---**
They came after you. Are you going to get us involved, too? Hey, answer me.
**[18:15] Fuyo**
I have no answer... I am like a mere corpse...
***SIGN*** [Note: The response given when speaking to a corpse in Dragon Quest game.]
**[18:17] Gintoki**
Zaoriku.
***SIGN*** [Note: Name of a powerful revival spell in Dragon Quest game.]
**[18:18] Fuyo**
Ow, ow, ow! I'm restored. I'm restored.
**[18:21] Gintoki**
I'm telling you to let go. You'd curse the hand that repaired you?
**[18:25] Fuyo**
I cannot do anything as just a head.
**[18:27] Fuyo**
Please at least take me to a mechanic.
**[18:30] Fuyo**
And, I think you'd best concentrate on making your escape.
**[18:33] Fuyo**
But you won't reach a higher level if all you do is run.
**[18:36] Fuyo**
Don't forget to arm yourself. Simply holding me does not mean you're armed.
**[18:42] Gintoki**
Let go! Apparatus!
**[18:46] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[18:47] Kagura**
There!
**[18:49] Gintoki**
What the hell is that? That maid... What power!
**[18:53] Maid A**
Found you! Mole Beam!
**[18:56] Maid A**
Time to clean house!
**[18:56] Gintoki**
Whoa! I can see her panties! Your panties!
**[19:02] Gintoki**
Wh-Wha-What?! Monster!
**[19:04] Fuyo**
Fuyo No. 2-305.
**[19:06] Fuyo**
The newest model robot maid developed by the Fuyo Project.
***SIGN*** [Note: "Fuyo" written differently, but pronounced identically, can mean "unnecessary" or "useless."]
**[19:10] Gintoki**
That's no maid! That's a weapon! A weapon!
**[19:13] Fuyo**
A.K.A. Kurin-chan. She's specially designed for cleaning.
**[19:16] Fuyo**
She's fastidious to the point of paranoia
**[19:18] Fuyo**
and is a defective model returned by consumers for being troublesome.
**[19:22] Shinpachi**
You don't have your memory, so why is it you remember things about her?
**[19:25] Fuyo**
She currently works at the laboratory as part of the janitorial staff.
**[19:28] Fuyo**
She is an idiot who has tried many times
**[19:30] Fuyo**
to remove the mole on my forehead because she mistakes it for rubbish.
**[19:32] Shinpachi**
She's Mole Beam's bully!
**[19:34] Shinpachi**
She's the girl who teased Tama-san by calling her Mole Beam!
**[19:37] Gintoki**
What...
**[19:38] Gintoki**
...ever!
**[19:39] Fuyo**
Throwing out the trash is not the only job of the janitorial staff.
**[19:43] Maid A**
My, what a filthy truck.
**[19:48] Fuyo**
In other words,
**[19:49] Fuyo**
they eliminate anything that gets in the way of the Fuyo Project, leaving not even a speck of dust behind.
**[19:54] Fuyo**
They are steel-cold assassins.
**[19:57] Shinpachi**
What? You mean...
**[19:58] ---**
Tama-san, you're being targeted by your friends...from the laboratory?
**[20:01] Shinpachi**
Why... Are you and the Doctor in...
**[20:07] Gintoki**
'Pachi-san, now's not the time for that.
**[20:11] Gintoki**
You do realize...
**[20:13] Gintoki**
at this rate, we'll be...
**[20:15] Gintoki**
sent to hell by...
**[20:18] Gintoki**
those maids.
**[20:20] Shinpachi**
M-Maids...
**[20:22] Gintoki**
What a spectacular sight.
**[20:23] Gintoki**
A sight that'd make any fetishist cry tears of joy.
**[20:25] Shinpachi**
You don't have to be a fetishist to cry...
**[20:28] ---**
What'll we do?
**[20:31] Maid A**
Hand over Mole Beam to us. We will dispose of her.
**[20:36] Maid A**
Hand her over without a struggle!
**[20:40] Maid A**
We will not harm you. This does not concern you.
**[20:43] Gintoki**
How can you say that when you've already gotten so many people involved!
**[20:47] Kagura**
We don't believe you, dummies!
**[20:48] ---**
If we hand her over, you'll attack us all at once!
**[20:50] Fuyo**
You're in danger. Never mind me. Do as they say.
**[20:55] Fuyo**
Let go of me.
**[20:56] Gintoki**
You let go!
**[20:58] Maid A**
Mole Beam. Where did you put it?
**[21:01] Maid A**
We know you stole it from Dr. Hayashi.
**[21:04] Fuyo**
What're you talking about? Horse shit?
**[21:06] Gintoki**
You know that's not it!
**[21:08] Maid A**
You can't play dumb. You killed Dr. Hayashi to obtain it.
**[21:13] Maid A**
The Fuyo Project will only achieve success when we have it.
**[21:17] Maid A**
It is meaningless for an old model like you to have it.
**[21:21] Maid A**
He will make it happen.
**[21:25] Maid A**
And then robots will become equal to gods.
**[21:30] Fuyo**
What're you...!
**[21:36] Hayashi**
Oh... I want to become a robot.
**[21:39] Fuyo**
Doctor, why do you say such a thing?
**[21:43] Fuyo (M)**
Why are you suffering so?
**[21:46] ---**
Why are you so sad?
**[21:50] Fuyo (M)**
I don't understand. I don't...understand.
***SIGN*** [I'm only a robot-I don't understand.]
**[21:54] Fuyo (M)**
I'm only a robot-I don't understand.
**[22:03] Gintoki**
You're...
**[22:04] Shinpachi**
A robot shedding tears...how is that possible?!
**[22:07] Maid A**
You did have it, after all.
**[22:09] Maid A**
A robot could never shed those droplets.
**[22:12] Maid A**
It's proof without a doubt.
**[22:15] Maid A**
Hand it over! To us!
**[22:19] Maid A**
Stop...
**[22:20] Maid A**
interfering!
**[22:24] Shinpachi**
Gin-san!
**[22:25] Gintoki**
Shinpachi! Jump!
**[22:38] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[22:40] Gintoki**
Take her to old man Gengai's place! Hurry!
**[22:42] Shinpachi**
But...!
**[22:43] Gintoki**
I'll join you later!
**[22:45] ---**
Get going!
***SIGN*** [To be continued]
***SIGN*** [Next episode: "Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick."]
***SIGN*** [The maid robot army attacks! Can the Odd Jobs escape?!]
***SIGN*** [What is the "Fuyo Project"?! What is the reason for Tama-san's tears?!]