E66 - "Dango Over Flowers"

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[00:00] Gintoki
    Even main characters sometimes die... I'd better be careful, believe it.
SIGN    [Note: On the back cover of JUMP is a Shippuden the movie Ad with the promotional line: "Naruto is dead"]
SIGN    [Konpeito, the old dango shop is losing customers to a new store.]
SIGN    [Sweets is the owner of the new sweets shop, Andromeda. He sells all kinds of sweets from every planet across the galaxy.]
[01:49] Gintoki
    Your shop still looks pretty shabby, gramps.
SIGN    [KONPEITO]
[01:52] Master
    Your face still looks pretty shabby, Mister.
[01:55] Gintoki
    Japanese sweets shops nowadays have cakes and sundaes and whatnot.
[01:59] Gintoki
    Your shop has only dango, you know... It's delicious, but still...
[02:03] Master
    I'm a dango man. That's all I know.
SIGN    [Lake Toya]
[02:08] Master
    You're still carrying that thing around your waist?
[02:12] Master
    Samurai these days...
[02:14] Gintoki
    It's like a pacifier.
[02:16] Gintoki
    I just don't feel right without something hanging on my waist.
[02:19] Gintoki
    This is a tough time for people sticking with analog.
[02:22] Gintoki
    The mainstream world is all digital now. Digital.
[02:25] Gintoki
    And TV will go terrestrial digital broadcasting in a few years.
[02:28] Gintoki
    You won't be able to watch anything on your old TV.
[02:31] Master
    Eh? Really?
[02:33] Gintoki
    Be aware! To watch shows with terrestrial digital broadcasting on your current TV...
[02:36] ---
    ...you'll need a special turner.
[02:38] Master
    I didn't know that.
[02:39] Master
    I thought
[02:40] Master
    terrestrial digital broadcasting would be the same as watching color broadcasting on a black-and-white TV.
[02:44] Gintoki
    All told, it's not easy for analog people.
[02:48] Master
    That's so true.
[02:52] Gintoki
    What's that?
[02:53] Master
    That's the new sweets shop, called "Andromeda."
[02:56] Master
    Supposedly you can taste sweets from every planet there,
[02:59] Master
    so it's quickly become very popular.
[03:01] Master
    Took away what few customers I had.
[03:05] Gintoki
    I think you should have a poster girl.
[03:09] Master
    I do have a poster girl.
[03:11] Gintoki
    That's not a poster girl.
[03:15] Gintoki
    That's a positively ugly girl.
[03:18] Master
    Don't judge women by their looks, Mister.
[03:20] Master
    Look how wide her hips are. She'll bear healthy kids.
[03:23] Gintoki
    By monogenetic reproduction?
SIGN    [Note: Monogenetic reproduction = asexual reproduction. Meaning she's so ugly she looks asexual.]
[03:25] Master
    No, no. The basics of evolution is sexual reproduction.
[03:29] Master
    You need to mix two sets of genes.
[03:31] Gintoki
    We don't mix! It says to never mix them for safety reasons.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the warning label on cleaning detergents. Mixing detergents can create a poisonous gas.]
[03:34] Gintoki
    You should read the instructions carefully!
[03:36] Daughter
    Gin-san.
[03:37] Daughter
    Here you go. They're on me.
[03:41] Gintoki
    Gramps, I need to go home.
[03:43] Master
    Wait!
[03:44] Master
    My future son-in-law and heir.
[03:45] Gintoki
    Well, really now...
SIGN    ["Dango Over Flowers"]
SIGN    [ANDROMEDA]
[03:56] Waitress
    Welcome to Andromeda.
SIGN    [MENU] [Note: This spelling of Menu uses the Japanese characters for female + milk meaning breasts]
[04:00] Waitress
    Here's the menu.
[04:02] Gintoki
    Thank you.
[04:04] Gintoki
    Wow!
[04:05] ---
    I'll take the Sundae Special. Big magnum size, please.
[04:09] Master
    I'll order Pudding Astro Galaxy à la mode and Winner Max coffee.
[04:14] Gintoki
    Hey, were you following me, old man?!
[04:16] Master
    It's spying. You have to know your enemy, right?
[04:20] Gintoki
    Oh. That's an excellent reason.
[04:22] Gintoki
    I didn't know you had such sneaky business tactics.
[04:25] ---
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[04:28] Master
    This is your treat, Gin-san.
[04:29] Gintoki
    You're sponging off me rather than spying.
[04:32] Gintoki
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[04:33] Master
    You can eat dango alone, but you can't eat sweets alone.
[04:36] Master
    So it's a reasonable price if you think of it as a complementary fee.
[04:39] ---
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[04:40] Gintoki
    Forget complementary.
[04:42] Gintoki
    Eating sweets with you is no complement.
[04:44] Gintoki
    Sweets aren't for old men.
[04:47] Gintoki
    That's why they call it "sweets" and not "senile." That'd be false advertising.
[04:50] ---
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[04:52] Waitress
    Enjoy!
[04:54] Master
    By the way... Compared to the couples that go to Korean BBQs together,
[04:59] Master
    couples that come to places like this seem more affectionate.
[05:02] ---
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[05:03] Gintoki
    I think it's because the couples at a Korean BBQ have that "we've done it already" look,
SIGN    [Note: In Japan it is said that couples who dine at a BBQ have already slept together because they are comfortable enough around each other to eat a messy meal.]
[05:06] Gintoki
    so we can watch them without getting excited.
[05:09] Gintoki
    But the couples here have that "in-the-future" look.
[05:13] ---
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[05:15] Master
    That is, "Men eat mitarashi-dango quietly." Ken-san said so.
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of TV Ad catch phrase. "Men drink Sapporo Beer Quietly." Mitarashi-dango is dumplings with soy sauce paste. Ken Takakura is a Japanese actor.]
[05:20] Gintoki
    No, he didn't. Ken-san doesn't eat dango.
[05:24] Gintoki/Master
    Ah, I saw her undies.
[05:29] Master
    For an old man like me, that kind of animal fat is too much.
[05:32] Gintoki
    Ah? You mean whipped cream?
[05:34] Master
    Speaking of sweetness, our generation grew up on bee honey and sweet potatoes.
[05:39] Gintoki
    Well, I think it's all right that each family has its own rules.
[05:42] Gintoki
    Sweets and dango are as different as the north and south poles, anyway.
[05:46] Master
    I wish it were that simple.
[05:51] Daughter
    Welcome!
[05:52] Gintoki
    Oh, there's a customer! Good for you.
[05:55] Master
    Well...
[05:57] Daughter
    What would you like to order?
[05:59] Sweets
    Dango...
[06:01] ---
    That's all you have, right?
[06:04] Master
    He's Sweets from Andromeda... The owner of the shop.
[06:08] ---
    Oh, my...
[06:09] Master
    ...Hello, you must be the owner of Andromeda.
[06:11] Master
    Thank you for coming to our shabby shop during your busy day.
[06:17] Sweets
    Sometimes I like to eat at simple shops like this. How's business?
[06:22] Master
    As you can see, very poor. Please send me some of your customers.
[06:28] Sweets
    That's why I told you that you should sell this store to me and retire.
[06:34] Gintoki
    Sell the store?
[06:35] Master
    Well...
[06:37] Sweets
    Dango is already out of fashion.
[06:39] Sweets
    There's no way a simple store like this can attract customers.
[06:43] Sweets
    There're already too many crude and flavorless sweets on this planet.
[06:47] Sweets
    So, it is my dream to turn this area into a sweets shops district, led by my Andromeda.
[06:53] Sweets
    Then, to get things rolling, I'll expand throughout the nation.
[06:57] Sweets
    The recipes will be digitized so that every shop can have the same tasty sweets.
[07:02] Sweets
    I'll spread true sweetness throughout the country.
[07:06] Master
    Well, even though my dango shop looks shabby, it has been in my family for 400 years.
[07:12] Master
    I know I'm a completely analog person, but we've kept the same taste.
[07:16] Master
    It can't come to an end so easily in my generation.
[07:20] Master
    And we still have some customers who like the dango at our shop.
[07:26] ---
    Is that the taste of old tradition?
[07:28] ---
    It sounds like you're a really archaic analog person.
[07:31] ---
    But as for which taste will remain, don't you think the customer should decide?
[07:36] Sweets
    Well, how about competing against me?
[07:39] Sweets
    If you're just running your dango shop by mere force of habit,
[07:42] Sweets
    it's obvious you'll eventually go out of business.
[07:44] Sweets
    But if you beat me, your shop's reputation will grow and you'll probably bring customers back.
[07:48] Master
    Well...
[07:50] Sweets
    I'll set up a dango competition.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[07:52] Sweets
    We'll compete for how much we can sell in one hour.
SIGN    Of course, if I win, I'll take over this shop.
SIGN    Your great "400-year-old" recipe can't lose, right?
[08:01] Master
    Well...
[08:03] Sweets
    Well, I'm not going to push you.
[08:05] Daughter
    Excuse me, here's your dango.
[08:07] Sweets
    I don't want any of that small-town stuff.
[08:16] Daughter
    ...Dad...
[08:19] Master
    Maybe it's about time to call it quits.
[08:22] Gintoki
    Does that mean...
[08:26] Gintoki
    ...free, all-you-can-eat dango?
SIGN    [TV CHAMPION DANGO KING COMPETITION] [Note: This is a spoof of the show TV CHAMPION, where they try to find the "King" of whatever the episode is about.]
[08:37] Host
    Please come and see! And taste!
[08:42] Host
    This time, we have man versus man, craftsman against craftsman,
[08:45] Host
    sweets against sweets competition!
[08:47] Host
    It's the "TV Champion Dango King Competition." The participants are...
[08:52] Host
    The old established dango shop that has kept its traditional recipe in the family for 400 years...
[08:57] Host
    Konpeito!
[09:02] Host
    And coming from another galaxy to spread its unknown sweets...
[09:08] Host
    Andromeda!
[09:13] Host
    Since we're short on ideas and time, let's begin the final match!
[09:17] Host
    Everyone, please line up in front of your favorite dango.
[09:20] Host
    And eat as much as you like.
[09:22] Host
    But there's only one hour!
[09:24] Host
    The shop that clears out all its dango first will win...
[09:30] ---
    What?!
[09:31] Host
    There's already a long line in front of Andromeda, even before the start of the competition!
[09:35] Host
    That means it's the most popular sweets shop in Edo.
[09:38] Host
    And how about Konpeito?
[09:41] Host
    There're no costumers yet.
[09:43] Daughter
    Dad...
[09:46] Chikuro
    You're not very nice, Sweets-sama. This looks like a fixed race.
[09:50] Sweets
    I just offered him a competition and he accepted.
[09:54] Chikuro
    It's true. We don't have anything shady going on here, right?
[09:58] Sweets
    When this competition is over, that property will be mine.
[10:01] Sweets
    And our shop's reputation will be boosted by word of mouth from customers
[10:03] Sweets
    who've come here to taste our new Japanese sweets.
[10:06] Sweets
    This is to our advantage.
[10:07] Host
    It looks like the winner will be decided before the competition even begins!
[10:12] Host
    Yes, for example, it's like the chain death match between Tomoko Matsushima and the lion!
SIGN    [Note: Tomoko Matsushima is an actress who was attacked by a lion in Kenya while visiting for a documentary.]
[10:21] Host
    Ah, what's that?!
[10:35] Host
    Oh! Three people... Only three people...
[10:36] Host
    ...are walking towards Konpeito.
[10:42] Chikuro
    Only three people.
[10:43] Sweets
    What traditional taste.
[10:51] Master
    Mister...
[10:53] Gintoki
    Is all this really free?
[10:55] Master
    Yes. And this is probably the last chance to eat my dango.
[11:00] Master
    Please have help yourselves.
[11:05] Host
    Let the TV Champion Dango King Competition, the final round,
[11:09] Host
    one-hour dango sell-out match! Begin!
[11:24] Host
    Let the TV Champion Dango King Competition, the final round
[11:28] Host
    one-hour dango sell-out match! Begin!
[11:37] Host
    The Andromeda booth has been flooded with customers!
[11:39] Host
    Plates are being emptied, one after another!
[11:43] Host
    These people are like ants!
SIGN    [Note: Famous phrase by Musuka from "Castle in the Sky". Host's eyes on the mask also look like Musuka's.]
[11:45] Host
    And this man is the commentator and judge, Musashi-san.
[11:48] Host
    He's known as the most famous gourmet in Kabukicho.
[11:51] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[11:53] Host
    Thanks for coming to our show.
[11:55] Host
    By the way, today's match seems like a clash between the old and the new way.
[11:59] Host
    How do you see it?
[12:01] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[12:03] Host
    Hmm... I see.
[12:06] Host
    It looks like Andromeda has already cleared 100 plates.
[12:09] Sweets
    Hurry, refill more dango plates.
[12:12] Host
    On the other hand, Konpeito...!
[12:15] Host
    They're so fast!
[12:16] Host
    Although there's only three of them, they're competing against Andromeda.
[12:21] Gintoki
    You guys, eat as much as you can so you won't need to eat for three days!
[12:25] Master
    Mister...
[12:28] Host
    It's the hunger!
[12:30] Host
    They're not here for tasty sweets!
[12:33] Host
    They just came to fill their stomachs!
[12:35] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[12:37] Host
    The emptied plates are piling up at a furious pace.
[12:41] Host
    Is this a symbol of something greater, perhaps the Tower of Babel in Edo?!
[12:45] Host
    How about Andromeda?
[12:46] Host
    This is...!
[12:47] Host
    It's at the mercy of its flood of customers, so they're having a hard time selling dango.
[12:51] Host
    It's like that saying: "Happy events tend to be accompanied by problems."
[12:53] Sweets
    It's out of control!
[12:55] ---
    There are more customers than we expected.
[12:57] Host
    Now it's getting hard to predict a winner! It's really hard to believe,
[13:01] Host
    but only three people are running a death match against those crowds! Konpeito!
[13:06] Master
    Thanks... You're supporting my shop by doing this...
[13:13] Father
    Well... It doesn't look like we'll get any dango soon.
[13:16] Child A
    Dad, I'm hungry.
[13:17] Child B
    I want dango.
[13:24] Father
    Well, is it all right if we have that shop's dango?
[13:26] Children
    No way. I want the kind from Andromeda!
[13:30] Father
    Stop being selfish!
[13:31] Father
    We should consider ourselves lucky to even have dango. Be patient.
[13:35] Children
    All right.
[13:36] Father
    Let's go!
[13:37] Children
    Yeah.
[13:39] Host
    Oh! It's a big family.
[13:41] Host
    A big family has approached Konpeito! Will they spur on Konpeito?
[13:45] Host
    They're 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9, plus their father.
[13:52] Gintoki
    Who said you could join the...
[13:55] Gintoki
    Sakata family dining table?
[13:57] Father
    Whoa!
[14:00] Master
    Hey, what are you doing, Mister?
[14:03] Host
    Oh! What's going on?!
[14:05] Host
    He knocked out the first customer to come to the booth!
[14:08] Gintoki
    This is my dining table. I won't let anyone near it.
[14:12] Master
    What?!
[14:13] Host
    A Dinner Table Declaration!
[14:15] Host
    It's Our Dinner Table Declaration.
[14:17] Host
    It doesn't look like he's thinking about the competition.
[14:19] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[14:22] Hoat Host
    I see... That's a very deep thing to say.
[14:27] Gintoki
    Take this for now.
[14:28] Host
    How devilish! How self-centered! But wait.
[14:32] Host
    Ah! What is that?!
[14:34] Host
    Originally, there were only four dango on a stick, but now they're five!
[14:39] Father
    Th-This is...
[14:41] Gintoki
    It's...one stick of dango.
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of the moving story, "One Bowl of Hot Soba".]
[14:44] ---
    Dad. That's good.
[14:52] Father
    Now we'll still be alive tomorrow.
[14:55] Host
    It's so moving! How impressive!
[14:59] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[15:02] Gintoki
    Grow up well.
SIGN    [Note: Phrase from a hamburger TV spot.]
[15:05] Master
    Mister! This is not the time to say something like that!
[15:07] Master
    This is a competition! Stop messing around...just hurry and eat more dango!
[15:10] Kagura
    Gin-chan, this goes with rice, too!
[15:13] Master
    What are you doing?!
[15:15] Master
    Why are you eating dango with rice? It'll make you full sooner!
[15:19] Kagura
    No, the main dish is clearly dango.
[15:21] Kagura
    The rice is a side dish, you know.
[15:23] Master
    I don't care. I really don't, from the bottom of my heart!
[15:26] Master
    Stop eating it with rice!
[15:27] Gintoki
    There!
[15:29] Kagura
    I'm not satisfied if I have a meal without rice!
[15:32] Kagura
    I don't give a damn about Western eating!
[15:34] Master
    Whatever, I'm telling you this competition isn't for your stomach!
[15:38] Chikuro
    Objection.
[15:39] Chikuro
    Isn't it against the rules to bring other foods to a dango competition?
[15:43] Host
    Now Andromeda has made a public protest against a customer at Konpeito.
[15:48] ---
    Musashi-san, as the judge, what do you think about eating dango with white rice?
[15:52] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[15:54] Host
    Does that mean it isn't against the rules?
[15:57] Musashi
    Ya!
[15:58] Host
    Their objection was dismissed!
[16:00] Host
    Whether you eat dango with white rice as a set,
[16:02] Host
    boost your appetite with sugar water, compress it to fit more in your stomach,
[16:06] Host
    have it with mayonnaise, Tabasco or any other seasonings...it's all permitted.
[16:11] Kagura
    More rice.
[16:13] ---
    Gin-chan, I'm innovating.
[16:15] ---
    If you put dango on top of rice, it's dango-don.
[16:17] ---
    If you pour dango on top of rice, it's dango-rice.
[16:20] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, I told you not to eat two carbohydrates at the same time.
[16:25] Master
    What are you doing? Takeout?
[16:27] Shinpachi
    If I put them in the freezer,
[16:30] Shinpachi
    and then warm them up in the microwave later, I can eat them whenever I'm hungry!
[16:32] Master
    Eat them now! It means nothing if you eat them later.
[16:34] Master
    And what a shabby idea!
[16:37] Chikuro
    Objection! Takeout is against the ethics of competition.
[16:40] Host
    Again, Andromeda is raising an objection.
[16:45] ---
    Musashi-san, what do you think? Is takeout against the rules?
[16:48] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[16:51] Host
    Does that mean it's against the rules?
[16:53] Musashi
    Ya.
[16:54] Host
    Their objection has been sustained.
[16:56] Host
    Takeout is against the rules. Tupperware is prohibited.
[16:59] Shinpachi
    Tsk!
[16:59] Master
    Don't "tsk" me!
[17:01] Host
    Now we've passed 30 minutes! There are 30 minutes remaining.
[17:04] Host
    Both teams are struggling to figure out how many plates they should prepare.
[17:07] Host
    Who could have predicted such a close match?
[17:09] Host
    Whichever side brings things under control first will have the advantage.
[17:12] Chikuro
    Sweets-sama!
[17:13] Sweets
    Don't worry. I have a backup plan.
[17:17] Wrestler
    Hey! Move, move.
[17:20] Host
    Ah, that is...
[17:22] Host
    They're sumo wrestlers! Sumo wrestlers!
[17:24] Host
    All of a sudden, a group of sumo wrestlers appeared
[17:26] Host
    and pushed everyone else away, taking over the table.
[17:30] Host
    They're eating at an amazing speed.
[17:32] Host
    The dango look like malt balls. They're monsters. Real monsters!
[17:37] Host
    Andromeda, 500 plates! Konpeito, 450 plates!
[17:39] Host
    In very little time, the difference has been cut to 50 plates.
[17:41] Host
    What do you think, Musashi-san?
[17:43] Musashi
    Well... You'd better eat while you can.
[17:46] Host
    So true.
[17:47] Master
    Mister!
[17:49] Gintoki
    Don't worry.
[17:52] Shinpachi
    We just finished our snack..
[17:54] Master
    You're full already? This is bad. Really bad.
[17:57] Gintoki
    No...
[18:00] Gintoki
    Now, it's time to get to work.
[18:04] Kagura
    Come on, appetizer time is over.
[18:09] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[18:11] Shinpachi
    Yes!
[18:16] Host
    Whoaaa! What's this?!
[18:19] Host
    One person is taking the dango off the skewers to make it easier to eat.
[18:22] Host
    And one person is throwing them into the girl's mouth with perfect control, without breaking a single one.
[18:27] Host
    Combination! The key to something like that is having the perfect combination.
[18:30] Sweets
    Hey! That's not eating! That's feeding!
[18:34] Host
    An objection has been raised!
[18:36] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[18:38] Host
    It means there's no problem.
[18:41] Host
    So fast! It's unbelievably fast!
[18:44] Host
    The sumo wrestlers aren't to be outdone. It's even. It's even!
[18:48] Host
    Both teams are holding their own and not budging one inch.
[18:50] Host
    They're engaged in a fierce battle.
[18:51] Host
    But the fiercest thing is the stomach of that China girl.
[18:54] Host
    Is it bottomless?
[18:55] Host
    She's staying even against five sumo wrestlers. Her stomach may even be bigger...
[18:59] Host
    She's eating rice! She's eating rice between the dango!
[19:04] Gintoki
    Are you crazy? I said no more rice.
[19:07] Kagura
    I don't give a damn about Western food!
[19:12] Kagura
    My eyes! My eyes!
[19:15] Gintoki
    Kagura!
[19:16] Host
    Oh no! She's got dango sauce in her eyes. It must hurt.
[19:20] Host
    It doesn't look like she'll be able to get up for a while!
[19:22] Host
    This could be a great chance for Andromeda!
[19:24] Sweets
    They really made us worry. But this is a nice surprise for the competition.
[19:30] Chikuro
    Now we just have to hope they widen the gap...then...
[19:33] Host
    Oh! But these guys seem to be nearing their limit.
[19:37] Chikuro
    We'll most likely grab a win.
[19:39] Sweets
    Right.
[19:40] Gintoki
    I wonder if that'll happen.
[19:41] Sweets
    What?
[19:45] Gintoki
    Shinpachi.
[19:47] Gintoki
    Take Kagura away now.
SIGN    [Mind Your Sugar Levels]
[19:52] Gintoki
    Leave the rest to the Sugar King.
SIGN    Gin-san, that doesn't sound very realistic with your stomach like that.
[19:58] Shinpachi
    And your doctor told you to stop eating sweets, right?
[20:02] Shinpachi
    If you eat more...
[20:05] Gintoki
    It's not good for young people nowadays to give up so easily.
[20:10] Gintoki
    Right, old man?
[20:14] Master
    Ah, that's true.
[20:23] Host
    Oh, he just keeps going. He keeps on going!
[20:26] Sweets
    After eating that much dango, his stomach must be at its limit.
[20:31] Sweets
    So why is he still eating? He loves sweets that much?
[20:34] Master
    Sorry, but we're...
[20:36] Master
    ...analog people. We are stubborn and don't know when to give up.
[20:43] Host
    Both teams are beyond their limit.
[20:45] Host
    They're shoving dango down their throats by sheer force of will!
[20:48] Host
    One minute left! The number of plates is even.
[20:51] Musashi
    You'd better eat while you can.
[20:57] Host
    Oh! Now both teams have stopped eating.
[21:01] ---
    What made them stop at the end?
[21:04] Sweets
    What happened?! Why have you stopped eating?!
[21:06] Sweets
    If you eat one more dango, we'll win.
[21:09] Wrestler A
    I feel like throwing up just looking at dango. Gochandesu.
SIGN    [Note: Gochandesu is a word Sumo wrestlers use a lot.]
[21:13] Sweets
    What?!
[21:15] Master
    They're getting tired of it.
[21:17] Master
    It's normal for a person whose eaten hundreds of the same kind of dango to get sick of it.
[21:21] Sweets
    Getting tired of it? Are you kidding?!
[21:23] Sweets
    I've tasted all kinds of sweets and used the experience to create even more kinds of sweets.
[21:27] Sweets
    And you say they're sick of my dango?!
[21:29] Chikuro
    Sweets-sama, please calm down.
[21:31] Sweets
    This can't be happening.
[21:32] Sweets
    It can't be happening. Not with my dango!
[21:35] Sweets
    My dango is so much better than your shabby small-town dango!
[21:38] Sweets
    And your people stopped eating, too!
[21:42] Master
    You've created a thousand kinds of tastes for the world.
[21:45] Master
    But all I know is dango.
[21:48] Master
    So I have to create a thousand worlds with dango.
[21:52] Master
    Mister...
[21:54] Master
    Have you come to my shop a thousand times? Have you ever gotten tired of it?
[21:57] Gintoki
    Don't say such a stupid thing. I'm not tired of it.
[22:00] Gintoki
    I'm not tired of it at all, but my stomach is so full, there's no more space left.
[22:08] Master
    Then put it in your ball sack!
[22:13] Host
    Time's up!
[22:16] Daughter
    Gin-san!
[22:21] Master
    Some things you learn by trying many things,
[22:25] Master
    and some things you learn by stubbornly doing only one thing over and over.
[22:33] Master
    Right?
[22:34] Master
    Mister...
[22:38] Gintoki
    Yeah... It's a tough time for analog people.
SIGN    Hello, everybody!
SIGN    Thanks for entering the "My Amanto Idea" contest.
SIGN    The winning idea is Noriko Mach.
SIGN    Congratulations to Saito-san from Tokyo.
SIGN    The next episode... "For The Wind Is The Life."
SIGN    [Noriko Mach, a bike messenger from Planet Highspeed. She's a member of a race called Wind Spirits.]
SIGN    [And the other half of the show is about Sachan. "The Ideal Girlfriend is Always Minami."]