# E62 - Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys
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***SIGN*** [Previously on GinTama]
***SIGN*** [After all that, the Benizakura Arc has come to an end. Thank you for your hard work, DOES-san.]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Starting from this episode, we'll be returning to the usual GinTama. Viewers tune in and get ready.]
**[03:28] Hijikata**
Katsura and Takasugi, eh?
**[03:31] Yamazaki**
Katsura used to be an extremist, but now he's a moderate.
**[03:36] Yamazaki**
In fact, he keeps the easily agitated Anti-Foreigner Faction from running amuck.
**[03:41] Yamazaki**
It was only a matter of time before Katsura bumped heads with Takasugi and his more militant faction.
**[03:46] Yamazaki**
Both sides suffered huge losses. There were over fifty dead and missing.
**[03:51] ---**
Nizo the Butcher's whereabouts are also unknown.
**[03:54] ---**
Both sides will be out of action for a while.
**[03:57] Hijikata**
But I still don't get it.
**[03:59] ---**
Takasugi had Okada, Kawakami and other fierce fighters on his side, but Katsura didn't have anyone.
**[04:05] ---**
How in the world did he manage to hold his own against Takasugi's group?
**[04:09] Yamazaki**
About that... I have some interesting information.
**[04:12] ---**
It seems Katsura had a strange team of helpers. They were...
**[04:17] Yamazaki**
a ridiculously strong silver-haired samurai and two strange kids.
**[04:26] Yamazaki**
Vice-Chief, do you think that might've been...
**[04:29] Hijikata**
Him?
**[04:31] ---**
Seems that guy was involved with the Ikedaya incident with Katsura,
**[04:36] ---**
but he managed to get away.
**[04:39] Hijikata**
Shall we check him out?
**[04:40] Yamazaki**
Vice-Chief...
**[04:41] Hijikata**
He's always seemed a little fishy.
**[04:43] ---**
You must've realized it, too.
**[04:46] ---**
If we investigate, we might find a few skeletons in his closet.
**[04:48] ---**
He never did anything to attract attention, so I let him be, but...
**[04:51] ---**
It might be time.
**[04:53] Yamazaki**
What if we find out he's involved with the Anti-Foreigner Faction?
**[04:58] Hijikata**
That should be obvious.
**[05:00] Hijikata**
Whether he's a moderate or a radical, he's still our enemy.
**[05:06] Hijikata**
Kill him.
***SIGN*** ["Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys"]
***SIGN*** [Note: He's wearing a Seigaku uniform from Prince of Tennis]
***SIGN*** [Note: He's wearing a Hyotei uniform from Prince of Tennis]
**[05:48] Yamazaki**
You're mine!
**[05:52] Musashi**
Wah! It's huge!!
**[06:12] Yamazaki**
You're not there yet.
***SIGN*** [Note: Ryoma's favorite phrase from Prince of Tennis]
**[06:24] Yamazaki (M)**
Kill him...? The Vice-Chief's not being reasonable.
**[06:28] Yamazaki (M)**
He already lost to that guy, so how am I supposed to beat him?
**[06:32] Yamazaki (M)**
What's he thinking...?
**[06:35] Yamazaki (M)**
I need to do something or he'll yell at me,
**[06:38] Yamazaki (M)**
so maybe I should start by asking around.
**[06:41] Shinsengumi Member**
Yamazaki-san, look out!
**[06:46] Otsu**
Huh? The Odd jobs? Thunder Dome?
**[06:49] Yamazaki**
Th-That's right.
**[06:50] Yamazaki**
If you know anything about them, can you please tell me?
**[06:54] Otsu**
Oh! That's no good!
**[06:55] ---**
You have to talk in Otsu language or I won't cooperate. Intestine burst!
**[06:59] Yamazaki**
If you've heard anything, I'd appreciate you letting me know. Shimantogawa Cooking Academy.
**[07:03] Otsu**
Hmm... The Odd Jobs is, how should I put it, someone I can rely on;
**[07:07] Otsu**
someone who'll do anything. But I have to pay him, of course. Fatal blunt force trauma.
**[07:12] Yamazaki**
No, I wasn't asking about his work.
**[07:14] Yamazaki**
I want you to tell me a bit more about his private side. Death Note.
**[07:17] Otsu**
About his private side?
**[07:20] Otsu**
Hmm... I don't really know. Middle-aged...
***SIGN*** [Note: The person in the corner is from Mobile Suit Gundam.]
**[07:25] Hasegawa**
Huh? Gintoki Sakata?
**[07:27] Yamazaki**
Yes. I'd like you to tell me anything you know about the Odd Jobs boss.
**[07:32] Yamazaki**
Oh, please have one.
**[07:35] Hasegawa**
Thanks. That's considerate of you.
**[07:41] Hasegawa**
Yeah him... Him, eh? He's, you know...
**[07:45] Hasegawa**
Frankly, he's still a Madao.
***SIGN*** [Note: MA-DA-O is an acronym for "MAttaku DAme na Otoko" which means a totally hopeless man]
**[07:47] Yamazaki**
Madao?
**[07:48] Hasegawa**
You know, it has a lot of meanings, but in essence it means he's hopeless.
**[07:53] Hasegawa**
If you ask me though, I think he's got something going for him.
**[07:56] ---**
But if you ask the people around him,
**[08:00] ---**
they'll say he loafs around, plays pachinko, and drinks.
**[08:01] Yamazaki (M)**
The Odd Jobs boss does seem hopeless,
**[08:04] Yamazaki (M)**
but I don't think that's all there is to him.
**[08:06] Yamazaki (M)**
I think I need to find out and ask the people who are closer to him.
**[08:10] Hasegawa**
Are you listening?
**[08:12] Yamazaki**
Uh, yeah.
**[08:13] Yamazaki**
What sort of person is the boss of the Odd Jobs to you, Hasegawa-san?
**[08:17] Hasegawa**
Well, let's see... Someone you can't describe in a nutshell.
**[08:21] Yamazaki**
I see. I understand.
**[08:23] Hasegawa**
Are you listening?!
**[08:51] Yamazaki (M)**
It's no use...
**[08:52] ---**
I can't understand him from what the people around him tell me.
**[08:55] ---**
Or rather, no one really understands him.
**[08:59] Yamazaki (M)**
But...the more I investigate, the more mysterious the Odd Jobs boss becomes.
**[09:05] Yamazaki (M)**
I guess I'll have to see for myself, after all.
**[09:09] Shinsengumi Member**
'Zaki-san, look out!
**[09:14] Yamazaki**
Boss!
**[09:17] Yamazaki**
Odd Jobs Boss!
**[09:19] ---**
Huh? Not home?
**[09:22] Yamazaki**
I'm letting myself in.
**[09:26] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[09:29] Yamazaki**
Boss?
**[09:30] Yamazaki**
Boss.
**[09:32] Yamazaki**
Boss.
**[09:33] Yamazaki**
Are you in here? Not here?
**[09:36] Catherine**
You. What're you doing there?
**[09:39] Yamazaki**
N-No...I'm...
**[09:41] Catherine**
Somehow, I sense we're alike. Are you a thief?
**[09:44] Yamazaki**
You said it. You just said you're a thief.
**[09:47] Catherine**
How dare you! I'm a former thief!
**[09:50] Catherine**
What's with the cocky attitude!
**[09:51] Catherine**
Don't look at me with those condescending eyes!
**[09:54] Yamazaki**
What're you getting angry at me for?!
**[09:56] Otose**
What's going on, Catherine?
**[09:57] Catherine**
Oh, Otose-san.
**[09:59] Yamazaki**
Forgive me.
**[10:00] ---**
Is the boss in? Is the boss of the Odd Jobs in? This is for...
**[10:05] Catherine**
I'll take it!
**[10:06] Otose/Yamazaki**
It's not for you!
**[10:08] Otose**
You said you wanted to see Gintoki?
**[10:11] Otose**
He got hurt or something and is recuperating at Shinpachi's place.
**[10:15] Yamazaki**
Recuperating?
**[10:23] Yamazaki (M)**
Shinpachi Shimura's home... A broken down dojo...
**[10:27] ---**
It's a bother, but maybe I'll sneak in there tonight.
**[10:30] Voice**
'Zaki-san! Look out!
**[10:31] Yamazaki**
Not this time!
**[10:34] Voice**
Look Out!
**[10:35] ---**
Runaway horse!
**[10:36] ---**
Catch him!
**[10:47] Yamazaki**
This is the place.
**[10:48] Yamazaki**
It's bigger than I expected.
**[10:53] Yamazaki (M)**
But this is getting more suspicious.
**[10:56] Yamazaki (M)**
Could those injuries have been from that incident...?
**[11:00] Yamazaki (M)**
If so, then...
**[11:03] Hijikata**
Kill him!
**[11:04] Yamazaki (M)**
Man, what does he want me to do?
**[11:06] Yamazaki (M)**
I don't feel safe... I want to go home.
**[11:09] Kagura**
Who's there?!
**[11:10] Yamazaki (M)**
Do they know?!
**[11:11] Kagura**
Oh, so it's you.
**[11:14] ---**
I thought you'd show up.
**[11:17] Yamazaki (M)**
Holy cow. The boss is good-he saw though everything.
**[11:22] Kagura**
Have you come to avenge your dead friends, Muscat?
**[11:26] Yamazaki (M)**
Huh? Muscat?
**[11:28] Kagura**
Are you talking about Marilyn? Prieza!
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof on Frieza from Dragonball.]
**[11:31] Kagura**
Dokaa. Bishi-bashi-bishi. Gufu. Dooon!
**[11:36] Kagura**
Gara-gara buri-buri ten, buri.
**[11:38] ---**
Buri-buri bushaa. Gara-gara gara goshi-goshi.
**[11:40] Yamazaki (M)**
*She's reading JUMP out loud... How tedious.*
**[11:41] ---**
"Huh?" Goshi-goshi-goshi. Ack. "There's blood on you, again."
**[11:45] Gintoki**
Hey, I'm completely lost. Give it to me-I'll read it myself.
**[11:50] Kagura**
No. JUMP is too stimulating for someone who's injured.
**[11:53] Kagura**
I'll read it to you.
**[11:54] Gg**
Then read it the right way, so I can understand what's going on.
**[11:57] Yamazakiu (M)**
I'll sneak underneath.
**[12:00] Kagura**
Okay. Wait a minute. Something for Gin-chan...
**[12:03] Kagura**
Ahem. Manaka-dono, please turn off the light.
**[12:06] Kagura**
Ignoring Nishino's words, Manaka leapt atop her like a wild beast...
**[12:12] Gintoki**
Never mind! That's enough! You're too young for this!
**[12:15] Otae**
I told you not to move around!
**[12:22] Otae**
Gin-san, how many times do I have to tell you before you understand?
**[12:25] Otae**
If you move again with those injuries, you'll die. (I'll kill you.)
**[12:29] Gintoki**
Sorry, but can I check into a hospital? I'm hearing things.
**[12:33] ---**
I thought I heard an ominous echoing voice say, "I'll kill you."
**[12:37] Gintoki**
Ah! No! No! Don't get me wrong, it's not you, it's me.
**[12:40] Otae**
You mustn't. If you checked into a hospital, you'd just sneak out.
**[12:44] Otae**
If you're here, I can easily hunt you down.
**[12:46] Gintoki**
There it is again! I thought I heard her say she'd hunt me down!
**[12:51] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, you're not hearing things.
**[12:55] Yamazaki (M)**
That was close! I was almost skewered.
**[13:00] Yamazaki (M)**
But now I have a peephole. Now I can see inside the room.
**[13:05] Otae**
You must be getting hungry. I made you something to eat.
**[13:09] Otae**
I made rice gruel with egg.
**[13:11] ---**
But since you can't move, I'll have to feed you.
**[13:14] Gintoki**
What kind of torture is this?
**[13:16] Yamazaki (M)**
What? A meal?
**[13:18] Kagura**
Sis, let me feed him.
**[13:20] Otae**
Sure, Kagura-chan, you can be his mother.
**[13:23] Otae**
Here you go.
**[13:27] Yamazaki (M)**
My eye!! Something's in my eye!!
**[13:30] Yamazaki (M)**
It burns!! My eye...my eye!
**[13:33] ---**
It's some toxic substance! I'm positive! It's some kind of chemical weapon.
**[13:36] Yamazaki (M)**
No doubt about it! They know I'm here!
**[13:40] Yamazaki (M)**
If I don't quickly get away...
**[13:42] Yamazaki (M)**
I'll be killed...
**[13:43] Otae**
I have some more over there. I'll go get it.
**[13:46] Otae**
I said, don't move!
**[13:50] Gintoki**
She's got to be kidding! I won't survive a recuperation like this!
**[13:54] Kagura**
Get back here, you wavy-haired freak!
**[13:55] Otae**
Shin-chan, turn on "Fort mode"!
**[13:58] Shinpachi**
All right.
**[14:07] Otae**
You think you can escape?!
**[14:09] ---**
This mansion has had numerous stalker attacks.
**[14:13] ---**
So to keep the bad guys out, we've been diligently adding protective armaments.
**[14:17] Otae**
So now it's something of a fortress.
**[14:21] Otae**
Not even a mouse can escape
**[14:23] Otae**
from this iron fortress!
**[14:27] Shinpachi**
What happened to restoring the dojo?
***SIGN*** [Chome Chome Chome Koh! Eat it!]
***SIGN*** [Your Older Brother is Chome Chome Chome Chome Chome]
***SIGN*** [Your Father is Chome Chome]
***SIGN*** [Twelve songs including her debut single, "Your Mother is Chome Chome!"]
**[14:51] Otsu**
This is Tsu Terakado! Iodine solution!
**[14:54] Otsu**
My first compilation album is now on sale! Jock itch!
**[14:58] ---**
My producer, Tsunpo, loves how we keep selling the same sound. Big Magnum.
**[15:05] Otsu**
Tsu Terakado's compilation album:
**[15:07] Otsu**
"Forget Your Worldly Worries and Have Fun Today Necromancer" is on sale at last!
**[15:12] Otsu**
If you don't buy it, I'll rip your mole off.
**[15:25] Yamazaki**
What?!
**[15:32] Yamazaki**
Dammit! What's going on?
**[15:34] Yamazaki**
How's it rigged to fall from above?! What's with this house?!
**[15:37] Otae**
There!
**[15:40] Otae**
Tsk.
**[15:40] ---**
He's good at running away.
**[15:42] ---**
Shin-chan! The SOL! It's time for the SOL!
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of SOL (Satellite in Orbital Laser-weapon) from the movie AKIRA.]
**[15:45] Shinpachi**
Okay, okay.
**[15:54] Yamazaki**
I should be safe out here...
**[15:56] ---**
Huh?
**[16:03] Yamazaki**
Wh-Wha-What is that?
**[16:05] Yamazaki**
It can't be...could it?!
***SIGN*** [SOL 740 Stalker Punishing Laser]
**[16:21] Otae**
Shin-chan! Concentrate fire on that location!
**[16:24] Shinpachi**
Okay.
**[16:51] Otae**
That's it, Shin-chan!
**[16:52] ---**
Send him back to the Stone Age!
**[16:55] Shinpachi**
No, that'll destroy the house.
**[16:57] Yamazaki**
It's the Chief! It's all the fault of that fool's stupid daily behavior.
**[17:02] Kondo**
Otae-san, you missed something!
**[17:04] Kondo**
If there's absolutely no way out,
**[17:06] Kondo**
then the reverse of that means it becomes an impenetrable love nest for you and me!
**[17:11] Kondo**
That's right. That's what it means.
**[17:13] ---**
Think positive. Think only positive thoughts, Isao.
**[17:15] ---**
If you think negative thoughts for even an instant, Isao,
**[17:18] ---**
you'll end up just like the Baagen-Dash!
**[17:20] Yamazaki**
So you were here, just as I thought!
**[17:22] Kondo**
That voice! 'Zaki! That you, Yamazaki?!
**[17:25] ---**
Of all people, the one who's like a death curse is the only one who can save me!
**[17:28] Yamazaki**
Okay, I'll call Zaoriku-san for you.
**[17:29] Kondo**
I was kidding! Only kidding!
**[17:31] ---**
I'm glad you weren't Zaraki-kun!
**[17:32] ---**
I'm glad you were not Kenpachi-kun!
**[17:34] Kondo**
Let's get out of here quickly!
**[17:36] Kondo**
Uh-oh, my hands and feet are getting shaky...like a newborn gorilla...
**[17:39] Yamazaki**
You mean like a newborn colt, Chief.
**[17:40] ---**
No, no! I wasn't mistaken.
**[17:42] ---**
I was referring to my mental state.
**[17:44] ---**
Every creature is a bit unsteady when it's first born!
**[17:46] Yamazaki**
You're still unsteady even thirty years after you were born.
**[17:50] Sachan**
You're too soft.
**[17:51] Sachan**
Did you really think a trap like this was going to break my feelings for Gin-san?
**[17:55] Sachan**
Did you, Otae-san?
**[17:56] ---**
Looking at it from the flip side, this means you fear me, doesn't it?
**[17:59] ---**
You think I'll take Gin-san away from you, don't you?
**[18:02] Sachan**
That's it. That's what it means.
**[18:04] ---**
Think positive. Think only positive thoughts, Sachan.
**[18:07] ---**
If you think negative thoughts for even an instant,
**[18:09] ---**
Sachan, you'll end up just like your glasses.
**[18:12] Yamazaki**
There's another idiot here!
**[18:13] Sachan**
That voice is Gin-san's!
**[18:15] Sachan**
He's come to rescue me!
**[18:16] Sachan**
I'm so sorry... I snuck in here so I could care for you, but I ended up like this.
**[18:20] Yamazaki**
Wrong guy, stupid! Does losing your glasses affect your hearing, too?!
**[18:24] Sachan**
It is you, Gin-san! That sadistic touch is uniquely yours.
**[18:28] Sachan**
You can't fool me!
**[18:30] Yamazaki**
What?!
**[18:31] Yamazaki**
Were these pits specifically designed to catch obsessed freaks?
**[18:34] Kondo**
Hey, Death Spell!! What're you doing?!
**[18:36] Kondo**
If you don't hurry, this newborn gorilla is gonna be new-dead!
**[18:39] Yamazaki**
Shut up!
**[18:40] Sachan**
It is you, Gin-san!
**[18:41] Sachan**
You're having fun by making me impatient, aren't you?
**[18:43] Sachan**
Okay, I'll go along!
**[18:45] Yamazaki**
You shut up, too!
**[18:49] Kondo**
What?!
**[18:50] Kondo**
You mean that Odd Jobs bastard is sleeping under the same roof as Otae-san?!
**[18:55] Yamazaki**
What're you getting at?
**[18:57] Yamazaki**
Remember the investigation! You sent me to investigate the Odd Jobs boss!
**[18:59] Kondo**
Don't give me that!
**[19:01] Kondo**
That's...I mean...not fair!
**[19:03] Kondo**
I've tried so many times to approach her,
**[19:05] Kondo**
but I never get closer than a room full of bamboo stakes.
**[19:07] Yamazaki**
This is hopeless. He's not listening at all.
**[19:09] Sachan**
What? You're losing heart just because of that?
**[19:12] Sachan**
You're an embarrassment to stalkers.
**[19:14] Kondo**
What was that, bitch?!
**[19:15] Yamazaki**
Hey, hey, it's beginning to sound like a stalkers' roundtable.
**[19:18] Sachan**
You should appreciate the fact that a person like her even exists.
**[19:22] Sachan**
Maybe you're lacking the masochistic feeling.
**[19:25] Sachan**
When I heard Gin-san had a kid, I was fine with it.
**[19:28] Sachan**
In fact, it turned me on.
**[19:30] Kondo**
You've been calling me a stalker all this time,
**[19:32] Kondo**
but don't lump me together with you!
**[19:34] Kondo**
I'm just persistent, insidious and clumsier at love than most.
**[19:37] Kondo**
That's all it is!
**[19:38] Yamazaki**
That's a stalker.
**[19:40] Sachan**
That's funny.
**[19:41] Sachan**
You won't even admit you're a stalker.
**[19:44] Kondo**
I tell you, I am absolutely not a stalker!
**[19:45] Kondo**
If anything, I'm a hunter...of love.
**[19:47] Yamazaki**
That's enough, hunter. This is no time for a confession.
**[19:52] Yamazaki**
Depending on the circumstances, I have orders to kill.
**[19:55] Yamazaki**
What should I do?
**[19:57] Kondo**
Why not kill? Shall I do it for you?
**[20:00] Sachan**
Go ahead and try.
**[20:02] Sachan**
You know what'll happen to you if you lay a hand on Gin-san, don't you?
**[20:05] Yamazaki**
Hey, hey!
**[20:06] ---**
Just a minute! Stop that, you two...
**[20:10] Gintoki**
Good grief... Why does this happen to me...?
**[20:13] ---**
Kill!!
**[20:17] Kondo**
Gintoki!
**[20:18] Sachan**
No you don't!
**[20:22] Otae**
Found you!
**[21:04] Yamazaki (M)**
Vice-Chief...
**[21:06] Yamazaki (M)**
That man isn't a person someone like me can comprehend.
**[21:11] Yamazaki (M)**
He seems to be a strange sort. I can't tell if he's loved or despised.
**[21:17] Yamazaki (M)**
He gets people caught up in his troubles,
**[21:19] Yamazaki (M)**
but people are attracted to him.
**[21:22] Yamazaki (M)**
What? You haven't heard?
**[21:25] Yamazaki (M)**
Is he an Anti-Foreigner loyalist?
**[21:27] Yamazaki (M)**
Well...I couldn't really tell.
**[21:32] Yamazaki (M)**
But...
**[21:33] Tetsuko**
Excuse me...
**[21:35] Tetsuko**
Excuse me. Is Gin-san here?
**[21:41] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[21:42] Tetsuko**
You live here, right?
**[21:44] Tetsuko**
I heard that Gin-san was here. I couldn't open the gate, so...
**[21:49] Yamazaki**
I don't think you should go in there right now. It's dangerous. 'Bye.
**[21:55] Tetsuko**
Then...
**[21:56] Tetsuko**
Can I at least leave a message?
**[22:02] Tetsuko**
Tell him...a lot has happened to me, but I'm fine now.
**[22:08] Tetsuko**
Tell him...I'm truly grateful.
**[22:18] Yamazaki (M)**
He probably doesn't even think about the Anti-Foreigner Faction's activities or politics like that.
**[22:24] Yamazaki (M)**
I'm sure he just wanted...
**[22:28] Yamazaki (M)**
to see that girl's smiling face. That's how I feel. Sagaru Yamazaki.
**[22:38] Hijikata**
A composition?!
**[24:11] Gintoki**
What's this? I'm in worse shape than I was before.
***SIGN***
**[24:16] Unknown**
If samurai are dogs, then ninja are cats.
**[24:19] ---**
They'll cuddle up to anyone who has food.
**[24:22] ---**
There's no beauty or ugliness in the way we live.
***SIGN*** The next episode... "The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable."
***SIGN*** [Okuni the Clairvoyant possesses eyes that can see the future.]
***SIGN*** [Former Oniwabanshu agent, Zenzo Hattori, now works part-time at a pizza joint.]