# E55 - Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JQ21Q4R/dont-make-munching-noises-when-you-eat)
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**[00:00] Mom**
Chew your food 20 times before swallowing! Understand?
***SIGN*** [The second Sunday in May is Mother's Day. So we present the second half of "Mother."]
***SIGN*** [Thank you, Mom! We will be happy. Illustration by: Hideaki Sorachi]
***SIGN*** ["Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat"]
**[01:50] Shin**
We're delighted to welcome you to host club Takamagahara.
**[01:55] Shin**
I am one of the club's top three, Shin.
**[02:00] Gin**
I am Gin. Just do it.
**[02:04] Gura**
Gura. Fuu!
**[02:08] Kyoshiro**
What?
**[02:09] Katsuo**
You've got guts. Come here.
**[02:11] ---**
Though, I'd rather be served by some pretty ladies.
**[02:15] Gin**
Excuse...
**[02:16] Gin**
...me.
**[02:17] Mom**
Huh? Gin-sa--
**[02:22] Gura**
Ma'am? Oh my, drunk already, fuu?
**[02:27] Katsuo**
No, the old lady hasn't drunk anything yet.
**[02:29] Gin**
Hey Shin, take the old...
**[02:31] Gin**
...er, madam, over there and let her rest. Just do it.
**[02:34] Shin**
Okay. Even if it costs me my life.
**[02:38] Katsuo**
How troublesome. But never mind.
**[02:41] ---**
Kyoshiro-han, let's get back...
**[02:42] Katsuo**
to what we were talking about.
**[02:44] Gin**
Something to drink?
**[02:45] Katsuo**
Shochu and water, 7 and 3. Now, getting back to...
**[02:49] Gin**
Is that shochu 3 or water 3?
***SIGN*** [Shochu and water 7:3] [Note: the entire gag is about the homonym "san" which can mean the number 3 or a name title.]
***SIGN*** [Shochu 3]
**[02:52] Katsuo**
Shochu. Now getting back to...
***SIGN*** [Water 3]
**[02:54] Gin**
Shochu 3?
**[02:56] Katsuo**
That's shochu 3. Now getting back to...
**[02:58] Gin**
Shochu-san, what will you have?
***SIGN*** [Shochu-san]
**[03:00] Katsuo**
My name is not Shochu-san!
**[03:02] Katsuo**
Well, I want shochu san but that san isn't "-san"
**[03:08] Katsuo**
but "three" as in three parts shochu, seven parts water. Okay?
**[03:13] Gin**
Okay. Even if it costs me my life.
**[03:15] Katsuo**
That'll never become popular.
**[03:17] Katsuo**
Though you've been pushing it! It's irritating, so stop it!
**[03:26] Katsuo**
Getting back to our discussion. This is getting tedious, so I'll be frank.
**[03:32] Katsuo**
If you don't want...to see your friends hurt, accept our demands.
**[03:40] Katsuo**
It's not a bad offer, don't you think? It's very simple.
**[03:43] ---**
You charm stupid women with your sweet talk
**[03:46] ---**
and our tough guys drive away the stupid men.
**[03:51] ---**
We'll split the profits exactly 70-30.
**[03:54] ---**
Everybody's happy.
**[03:57] Kyoshiro**
I told you before.
**[04:00] Kyoshiro**
Neither I, nor Hachiro have any intention of using the services of people like you.
**[04:05] Kyoshiro**
We survive in this town on our own strength, and we've come this far.
**[04:10] Kyoshiro**
We have no intention of changing that.
**[04:12] Katsuo**
Oh... Then you don't care what happens to your...
**[04:15] Katsuo**
Hey, come on. That hurts! And that's annoying me!
**[04:18] ---**
If you don't have a lighter, use this.
**[04:21] Gura**
My, that's nice. Is it a present?
**[04:24] Gura**
It's heavy. It's like we're a couple. I can't accept it.
**[04:27] Katsuo**
I didn't give it to you. Use it to give me a light!
**[04:32] Katsuo**
Don't use it with a flint stone!
**[04:34] Katsuo**
Oh, what've you done? This was expensive, you know.
**[04:40] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Kyoshiro-san! Don't worry about me! Don't do what they want!
**[04:45] Hachiro (Hanako)**
We've lived through Hell and even changed our faces!
**[04:47] Kyoshiro**
Hachiro...
**[04:48] Henchman A**
Quiet.
**[04:51] Hachiro (Hanako)**
But no matter what, we decided to walk on our own, to live in this town...
**[04:57] Hachiro (Hanako)**
our own way!
**[05:02] Katsuo**
You've got some nerve.
**[05:04] Katsuo**
All right, then I'll show you just how scary it is to live in this town.
**[05:10] Kyoshiro**
Stop it!
**[05:11] Katsuo**
It's too late now. I have to draw the line.
**[05:14] Katsuo**
I'll show you just how more serious...I am than you!
**[05:19] Kyoshiro**
Stop it!
**[05:20] Gin**
Say, did you know?
**[05:22] Gin**
When a samurai draws the line, he slits his belly.
**[05:26] Gin**
I'm not ready to do that, so I wouldn't really know, though.
**[05:29] Katsuo**
Wh-Who are you?
**[05:31] Henchman A**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[05:33] Gin**
I have an order for three Dom Perignino!
**[05:36] Shin**
Okay. Even if it costs me my life.
**[05:40] Gin**
Ah, just do it!
**[05:52] Katsuo**
Things don't go that easily in this world.
**[05:59] Katsuo**
A text message, eh?
**[06:05] Katsuo**
It's Meru-chan. Meru-chan became a mom while I was away!
**[06:10] Henchman C**
She gave birth? Congratulations.
**[06:12] Katsuo**
Congratulations, nothing, moron!
**[06:14] ---**
I can't stay here. We're leaving right now!
**[06:17] Henchman A And B**
R-Right!
**[06:18] Henchman A**
Remember this, people!
**[06:20] Henchman A**
We won't be this easy on you the next time we meet!
**[06:26] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Thank you very much.
**[06:28] Gin**
You put us through a lot of trouble.
**[06:30] Gin**
But I can't let a son get killed right in front of his mother's eyes.
**[06:34] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Son?
**[06:36] Gin**
Don't play dumb.
**[06:37] Gura**
Gin-chan, we have a problem!
**[06:39] Gura**
The old lady... The old lady is nowhere to be found!
**[06:42] Shin**
What? How about in the bathroom?
**[06:44] ---**
No.
**[06:45] Gura**
Maybe those guys grabbed her.
**[06:48] Kyoshiro**
Mom!
**[06:50] Gin**
Mom?
**[06:53] Katsuo**
I see. So that guy was the Odd Jobs above Otose's shop.
**[06:59] Katsuo**
That means Kyoshiro hired them to oppose me.
**[07:03] Henchman A**
It'll be trouble if we go up against Otose.
**[07:06] Henchman A**
I heard our Big boss is in love with that old lady.
**[07:09] Katsuo**
Isn't that in the past?
**[07:11] Katsuo**
I heard she didn't talk to him for more than ten years
**[07:14] Katsuo**
because he was late passing around the neighborhood notebook.
**[07:16] Henchman A**
Ah! Aniki! Did you see the way the puppies move? They're like plush toys!
**[07:22] Katsuo**
I told you not to speak so loud!
**[07:24] Katsuo**
Meru-chan is in her most fragile state right now.
**[07:29] Henchman A**
What? Another one came out.
**[07:32] Katsuo**
Calm down!
**[07:34] Henchman A**
But this pup isn't breathing!
**[07:36] Katsuo**
What? Hey what is this? What's going on? What should we do?!
**[07:40] Henchman A**
Please, Aniki! Do something. I can't take this.
**[07:43] Katsuo**
I can't take it either.
**[07:48] Mom**
Men shouldn't panic!
**[07:50] Mom**
If you don't pull yourselves together, who's going to look after this pup?!
**[07:53] Mom**
A man has to be strong at times like this!
**[07:56] Katsuo**
I-I'm sorry.
**[07:58] Mom**
You there! Get me a clean washcloth! A clean one, now!
**[08:02] Henchman A**
Right!
**[08:06] Henchman A**
Brought it!
**[08:14] Katsuo**
Old lady. How is he, old lady? Will he live?
**[08:18] Katsuo**
Will Meru-chan's baby live?
**[08:23] Katsuo**
It cried. It's alive!
**[08:25] Henchmen**
It's a miracle.
**[08:28] Katsuo**
Thank you, old lady. Thank you so much.
**[08:32] Mom**
Forget it. Take good care of it now.
**[08:34] Katsuo**
I will.
**[08:36] Katsuo**
Old lady, what're you doing here?
**[08:39] Mom**
I heard you said something about someone giving birth.
**[08:42] ---**
In times like this, nothing gets done if a mother isn't around.
**[08:45] Henchman A**
That's so true.
**[08:46] Henchmen**
That's true.
**[08:48] Katsuo**
That's not true!
**[08:50] Katsuo**
Who are you, old lady?
**[08:52] Mom**
Mother.
**[08:54] Mom**
Hachiro's mother.
**[08:56] Henchman E**
Hachiro... That Hachiro?
**[08:59] Mom**
Hachiro Kuroita.
**[09:01] ---**
Hachiro Kuroita?
**[09:02] Jirocho Doromizu**
Hachiro Kuroita... I've heard that name before.
**[09:05] Katsuo**
Big boss!
**[09:12] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Sakata-san. Sakata-san!
**[09:15] Shinpachi**
Hachiro-san! How'd it go? Did you find Mom?
**[09:19] Gintoki**
I had no luck.
**[09:20] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Neither did I.
**[09:22] Hachiro (Hanako)**
It's not only Mom, but I lost contact with Kyoshiro. He left the club to chase after her.
**[09:28] Gintoki**
Crap!
**[09:30] Gintoki**
Because of this, we were completely fooled.
**[09:32] Shinpachi**
None of us imagined that Kyoshiro-san was the old lady's son.
**[09:36] Kagura**
He's changed so much. Not even his mother or the Buddha would recognize him.
**[09:41] Kagura**
And you, dressed like that and calling yourself Hachiro.
**[09:45] Kagura**
It'd be strange if we didn't think you were her son.
**[09:48] Kagura**
Lies, exaggerations, confusion! I'm calling JARO.
***SIGN*** [Note: JARO stands for the Japan Advertising Review Organization]
**[09:52] Hachiro (Hanako)**
That was your own mistake.
**[09:54] Hachiro (Hanako)**
But first of all, I'm not a son.
**[09:56] Hachiro (Hanako)**
I may not look it, but I'm a former daughter.
**[10:02] Hachiro (Hanako)**
I'm a trannie. Hachiro is my professional name.
**[10:06] Hachiro (Hanako)**
My real name is Hanako.
**[10:08] Gintoki (M)**
Hanako...
**[10:09] Kagura (M)**
What?
**[10:10] Shinpachi (M)**
Hanako...?
**[10:11] ---**
Yes.
**[10:12] Kagura (M)**
Hanako is...
**[10:14] Shinpachi (M)**
Hachiro and...
**[10:15] Gintoki (M)**
Hachiro is...
**[10:16] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**
Hanako?!
**[10:18] ---**
Yes.
**[10:20] Hachiro (Hanako)**
But why didn't Kyoshiro-san say anything to his mother?
**[10:25] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Is it because now they are like strangers to each other?
**[10:27] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Kyoshiro-san has been supposedly sending his money home to his mother for five years.
**[10:32] Hachiro (Hanako)**
He wanted to see her more than anyone.
**[10:35] Kyoshiro**
To make it to the top in this town, you need more than just appearances.
**[10:40] Kyoshiro**
It's embarrassing to say, but we're all people who can't face our parents.
**[10:46] Kyoshiro**
Yes?
**[10:47] Katsuo**
Hello. Kyoshiro-san? It's Katsuo.
**[10:51] Katsuo**
That old lady who was at your place...
**[11:03] Katsuo**
For some reason, she just followed us on her own.
**[11:07] Katsuo**
We don't know what to do with her.
**[11:09] Katsuo**
She kept saying "I'm Hachiro's mother, I'm Hachiro's mother."
**[11:13] Katsuo**
What should we do with her? Can we just get rid of her?
**[11:18] Katsuo**
If you don't want that to happen, come get her right away.
**[11:21] Katsuo**
If you dawdle, there's no telling what we might do to her.
**[11:25] ---**
Got that, Hachiro Kuroita-han?
**[11:32] Katsuo**
Over here, over here, Kyoshiro-han. I mean, Hachiro-han.
**[11:37] Katsuo**
I was surprised when the Big boss told me.
**[11:40] Katsuo**
I understand your real name is Hachiro Kuroita.
**[11:43] Kyoshiro**
Where is she?!
**[11:44] Katsuo**
Don't worry. She's a valuable hostage.
**[11:47] Katsuo**
We haven't done anything to her.
**[11:49] Katsuo**
I'll keep the fact that you're her son under wraps.
**[11:52] Katsuo**
We yakuza act according to our principles.
**[11:54] Katsuo**
But I don't understand why you're so desperate to hide that.
**[12:00] Katsuo**
I've gone so bad, there's no saving me.
**[12:04] Katsuo**
I could never face my mother. But you're different.
**[12:09] Katsuo**
You're the top host in this town. The most successful.
**[12:13] Katsuo**
You should proudly stand before your mother.
**[12:16] Kyoshiro**
What am I going to face her with?
**[12:19] Kyoshiro**
I've gotten rid of the face my mother knows.
**[12:23] Kyoshiro**
In exchange for pushing my way to the top, I've thrown away being Hachiro.
**[12:28] Kyoshiro**
You can call me the top host, but that's just a title.
**[12:32] Kyoshiro**
I live here in the same town as you.
**[12:36] Kyoshiro**
I do the same sort of dirty things.
**[12:40] Katsuo**
No, no, you're a fine fellow.
**[12:42] Katsuo**
You're the first guy who's refused our demands and stuck to his guns.
**[12:46] Katsuo**
Even if that does end as of today.
**[12:49] ---**
Huh?
**[12:51] Katsuo**
What's that money for?
**[12:53] Kyoshiro**
This is everything I own.
**[12:55] Kyoshiro**
But I used a lot in expanding my club, so there's not much left.
**[13:00] Katsuo**
What? You're still putting up a fight? We don't want such trifles.
**[13:06] Katsuo**
We want you to let us run your club!
**[13:10] Kyoshiro**
I have pride in my work as a host.
**[13:14] Kyoshiro**
That's why I can't accept your demands,
**[13:17] Kyoshiro**
and why I have no intention of submitting to you in front of my mother.
**[13:19] Katsuo**
You...!
**[13:22] Kyoshiro**
A host's job is to make women happy.
**[13:26] Kyoshiro**
That's why I absolutely cannot do anything that would make women,
**[13:31] Kyoshiro**
who are the most precious things in this world, unhappy.
**[13:33] Henchman B**
What?! You mean you don't care what happens to your mom?
**[13:39] Katsuo**
Kyoshiro-han. You're quite dauntless.
**[13:42] Katsuo**
Just as I would have expected of the top host.
**[13:44] Katsuo**
Truth is, I don't like being too pushy.
**[13:48] Katsuo**
But I don't have a choice since the Big boss is desperate
**[13:50] Katsuo**
to develop more sources of money.
**[13:53] Katsuo**
Since the Amanto arrived, the yakuza have changed.
**[13:57] Katsuo**
But with that money, I might be able to convince the Big boss.
**[14:02] Katsuo**
I'll let you go today in deference to your 7:3-parted hair and your dauntlessness.
**[14:07] Katsuo**
I'll release Mom after that.
**[14:18] Henchman A**
What the?!
**[14:23] Gintoki**
Guys like him don't deserve your money.
**[14:27] Gintoki**
Use it to treat your mother to something delicious.
**[14:30] Henchman A**
You're...!
**[14:38] Shinpachi**
I'm not very good with machines.
**[14:40] Henchman C**
This isn't looking good! Let's get out of here.
**[14:43] Gintoki**
Just - do it! Do it! Do it!
**[14:48] ---**
Do it! Do it!
**[14:50] Katsuo**
What crazy people. I can't distinguish them from the yakuza.
**[14:55] ---**
Hey, that's enough. Or this old lady gets...
**[15:00] Katsuo**
This old lady gets...
**[15:01] Kagura**
I've got the old lady, fuu.
**[15:04] Katsuo**
No you don't!
**[15:09] Katsuo**
You fool! Don't underestimate me!
**[15:13] Kagura**
It's unmanly to chase after a woman who left you, fuu-fuu.
**[15:16] Katsuo**
Ouch.
**[15:17] ---**
What kind of one-sided interpretation is that?
**[15:19] ---**
Were you sent by that old lady Otose or something?
**[15:21] ---**
Ouch.
**[15:23] Katsuo**
You think you can go up against our Gutter Rat Gang in this town and stay alive?
**[15:26] Katsuo**
You fool!
**[15:28] ---**
If you make an enemy of...
**[15:30] Katsuo**
Boss Jirocho, you'll...
**[15:34] Katsuo (M)**
A clean hit!
**[15:36] ---**
Uh-oh... I feel dizzy...
**[15:39] ---**
What did this old lady eat?
**[15:41] Katsuo (M)**
I mustn't let go. Tough it out.
**[15:47] Katsuo**
What're you blushing for?!
**[15:50] Gintoki**
I don't give a damn if you're gutter rats or lab rats.
**[15:54] Gintoki**
Don't go bothering the mice who've pushed their way through the gutter mud, desperately trying...
**[15:57] Gintoki**
to make a living.
**[16:04] Katsuo**
Meru-chan!
**[16:07] Henchman A**
Aniki!
**[16:11] Henchman A**
Boss?
**[16:13] Katsuo**
Let them go. Let them go.
**[16:15] Katsuo**
We don't have enough lives to take these guys on. If we...
**[16:20] Katsuo**
back out now, I'm sure Big boss would understand.
**[16:24] Henchman A**
But...!
**[16:25] Katsuo**
As Gutter Rats, we live by our rules.
**[16:28] Katsuo**
I never fail when returning a debt of gratitude.
**[16:31] ---**
I borrow 7, I'll return 3.
**[16:33] Katsuo**
The same goes for revenge. If I take 3, I'll give back 7. Remember that.
**[16:47] Black Coat A**
Kyoshiro's doing as well as ever.
**[16:50] Black Coat A**
Did you hear? Kyoshiro-san never did identify himself to his mother after all.
**[16:55] Mom**
Remember! You boil that pumpkin in soy sauce and broth!
**[16:59] Gintoki**
Come on! How many times are you going to tell me the same thing?!
**[17:02] Mom**
Don't raise your voice! You're always trying to trip me up!
**[17:07] Hachiro (Hanako)**
He says he still hasn't become a man who can meet her with his head held high.
**[17:13] Hachiro (Hanako)**
Even though he hasn't done a single thing to be ashamed of.
**[17:16] Black Coat**
That's so true.
**[17:18] Hachiro (Hanako)**
I know him. I know how pure a heart he has.
**[17:23] Hachiro (Hanako)**
I've been at his side watching him, all this time.
**[17:25] Black Coat B**
Hachiro-san.
**[17:27] Black Coat B**
This odd box was left at the door.
**[17:33] Mom**
Remember! You mustn't over-boil it! It'll turn mushy! Just enough!
**[17:37] Gintoki**
Come on! How many times are you going to tell me the same thing?!
**[17:40] Mom**
Don't raise your voice! You're always trying to trip me up!
**[17:44] Woman Customer A**
Oh, Kyoshiro-san!
**[17:48] Woman Customer A**
What's this?
**[17:50] Woman Customer B**
Just a minute! We didn't order this!
**[17:52] Woman Customer B**
Why're you smiling?
**[17:54] Hachiro (Hanako)**
It's our special service.
**[17:58] Mom**
Remember! Chew your food well!
**[18:01] Gintoki**
Come on! How many times are you going to tell me the same thing?!
**[18:03] Mom**
It's the first time I've said that! You're not going to trick me!
**[18:06] Woman Customer A**
What is this? Who wants something so lame?
**[18:10] Woman Customer B**
Kyoshiro-san wouldn't eat something like this.
**[18:15] Mom**
Okay, then, I'm leaving. After I'm gone, make sure you lock up!
**[18:19] Mom**
It's dangerous, these days.
**[18:20] Gintoki**
Come on! Hurry up and leave!
**[18:23] Kagura**
See you, old lady. Sweet dreams.
**[18:25] Mom**
You too, brat!
**[18:27] Mom**
See you, then.
**[18:28] Shinpachi**
Uh! Mom...
**[18:30] Shinpachi**
I'm sorry we couldn't help you, after all.
**[18:36] Mom**
What're you talking about?
***SIGN*** [To Hachiro, From Mother]
**[18:38] ---**
You did let me see him.
**[18:44] Mom**
Dear Hachiro,
**[18:46] ---**
First of all, you're still not very good with chopsticks.
**[18:51] Mom**
I've told you to fix that. Mother is quite concerned.
**[18:56] Mom**
And another thing, don't make munching noises when you eat.
**[19:01] Mom**
It really irritates Mother.
**[19:04] Mom**
And finally... I don't know the details, but...
**[19:08] Mom**
Mother is just happy to know you're doing well.
**[19:13] ---**
No matter what happens,
**[19:16] Mom**
your mother will always be proud of you.
**[19:24] Kyoshiro**
Mom...
**[19:30] Gintoki**
That annoying woman is finally gone.
**[19:33] Gintoki**
Now I know that a Mom is nothing if not annoying.
**[19:37] Kagura**
True.
**[19:38] Shinpachi**
I agree.
**[19:42] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
***SIGN*** ["Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day"]
**[21:33] Kiyokawa Gang**
Damn! It's a raid!
**[21:34] Kiyokawa Gang**
Run!
**[21:36] Okita**
Too!
**[21:40] Roshi A**
I-It's the Shinsengumi!
**[21:43] Okita**
Shichiro Kiyokawa,
**[21:45] Okita**
you're under arrest for the bombing of the Planet Kinmoku Embassy,
**[21:49] Okita**
murder of Shogunate officials and destruction of a coffee shop.
**[21:52] Roshi B**
You're the ones who busted up the coffee shop!
**[21:53] People**
What's going on?
**[21:54] ---**
It's the Shinsengumi!
**[21:55] ---**
The Shinsengumi's at it again!
***SIGN*** [The Shinsengumi's At It Again]
**[22:01] Kondo**
Oh...
**[22:02] ---**
Tsu Terakado won the New Singer Award at the Edo CD Grand Prix.
**[22:05] ---**
Amazing.
**[22:06] Hijikata**
Not that. The article above it.
**[22:09] Kondo**
Oh... Serial kidnappings of women, eh? How frightening.
**[22:13] Kondo**
But Otae-san is safe for sure.
**[22:15] Hijikata**
Not that. The article to the right.
**[22:19] Kondo**
Oh... Sogo did it again, eh? You take the responsibility, okay?
**[22:24] Hijikata**
No, no. It's your fault.
**[22:27] Kondo**
All crimes result from vulnerabilities in your heart!
**[22:32] Kondo**
It's something you could say about both those
**[22:34] Kondo**
who commit crimes and those who are its victims, wouldn't you say?
**[22:38] Kondo**
What I want to say is that depending on your mental attitude
**[22:41] Kondo**
you can prevent a crime before it happens.
**[22:43] ---**
What I want to say is:
**[22:44] ---**
don't get into too festive a mood just because it's spring!
**[22:47] ---**
That's what I want to say!
**[22:48] Kondo**
However, it's darn near impossible for us to protect the peace
**[22:53] Kondo**
in Edo without everyone's cooperation!
**[22:55] Kondo**
Listen to me, everyone!
**[22:57] Kondo**
At this time when everyone is in a festive mood,
**[22:59] Kondo**
we need to lock down and beware of terrorists! That's right!
**[23:04] Otsu**
What's the matter? You have no spirit. Come on, shout out!
**[23:10] Otsu**
In this festive time, we need to lock down and beware of terrorists! Sell your kidneys!
**[23:16] Crowd**
Sell your kidneys, dammit!
**[23:19] Otsu**
Good afternoon.
**[23:21] Otsu**
I'm Chief of the Shinsengumi for a day, Tsu Terakado!
**[23:27] Otsu**
Everybody! Don't get carried away by the festive mood just because it's spring.
**[23:30] Otsu**
Elephant turds are huge!
**[23:33] Crowd**
They're huge!
**[23:35] Otsu**
I will do all I can to protect the peace in Edo today.
**[23:39] Otsu**
Help me out, okay? Cat poop smells awful!
**[23:42] Crowd**
Awful!
**[23:44] Otsu**
Okay, then, listen to this song!
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"Chome-ko Nanza Kuso Kurae!"
***SIGN*** [Note: Translated as "Eat Shit, You Bleeping Pigs!" And chome = bleep]
**[23:52] Kondo**
Toshi, I'm glad we invited her, after all. Neapolitan.
**[23:55] Hijikata**
Hell no! Rocky III "The Flames of Friendship"!
***SIGN*** [Note: It was actually the Japan release version of Rocky IV that had the additional title "Flames of Friendship"]
**[23:58] Otsu**
Chome Chome Chome Chome Ko!
**[24:04] Otsu**
Poli Poli Poli Poli Eat it!
**[24:10] ---**
Chome Chome Chome Chome Ko!
**[24:17] ---**
Poli Poli Poli Poli Poli Poli!
**[24:22] Otsuotsu**
Chome-ko Nanza Kuso Kurae!
***SIGN*** [Note: "Bleeping Pigs Eat Shit!"]
***SIGN*** [To improve the Shinsengumi's image, Otsu-chan becomes Chief for a day.]
***SIGN*** [Otsu's new song, "Chome-ko Nanza Kuso Kurae!" was produced by "Tsunpo"!]
**[1:44:01] ---**
Continued Use of Excessive Force
**[1:44:22] ---**
"Mission" No Longer Reason Enough