E51 - Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

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[00:11] Ofusa
    I'm sorry... I promise I'll come back for you.
[00:16] Ofusa
    Sorry... I'm sorry...
[00:26] Kagura
    Hey, hey, hey! Goemon, a member of the teen-idol group Hansamu, had a shotgun marriage.
[00:31] Gintoki
    This is rotten.
[00:32] Shinpachi
    Really, this world has gone rotten. Cohabitation or shotgun marriages... People are losing their morals.
[00:39] Gintoki
    No, that's not what I meant. There's something in here that looks like mold.
[00:43] ---
    This is mold, right?
[00:44] Shinpachi
    Indeed.
[00:45] Shinpachi
    It may be a moldy and outdated way of thinking,
[00:48] Shinpachi
    but if we lose our discipline, it'll be the end of humanity.
[00:52] Gintoki
    No, that's not what I meant.
[00:54] Gintoki
    When did you buy this? Isn't it past the expiration date?
[00:57] Kagura
    Right!
[00:58] Kagura
    Women are too sensitive about their "expiration" date! They shouldn't sell themselves so cheap.
[01:02] Gintoki
    Hey, cut it out. This is rotten. Who bought this?
[01:06] Shinpachi/Kagura
    It really is rotten!
[01:08] Gintoki
    You bet they are. Your brains are rotten.
[01:13] Gintoki
    Boy, they just don't listen anymore.
[01:16] Gintoki
    Especially Shinpachi, sometimes I feel he looks at me with contempt.
[01:22] Gintoki
    Maybe I should beat him into submission. Kagura...?
[01:25] Gintoki
    With her, it's the opposite--she'd beat me up.
SIGN    [This is your child. Please raise him. I am exhausted and can no longer care for him.]
[01:35] Gintoki
    No. No way. This isn't happening.
[01:37] Gintoki
    Really. It's so ridiculous.
[01:45] Gintoki
    No way. That was just... Right...
[01:49] Gintoki
    It's all right. This can't be happening...
[01:53] Gintoki
    No, no, no, no, no! No way! This can't be happening! Not happening!
[01:57] Gintoki
    There's no way this is happening to me right now. Uh-uh! No way!
[02:03] Gintoki
    I said...!
[02:05] Otose
    Shut up, you idiot! It's too early for your crap!
SIGN    [A naturally wavy-haired baby was left in front of Odd Jobs.]
SIGN    [Gin-san is shocked by the unexpected discovery of an illegitimate child!!]
SIGN    ["Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature"]
[03:55] Shinpachi
    You're rotten...
[03:57] Otose
    You really are...
[03:59] Otose
    I always knew you were good-for-nothing,
[04:01] Otose
    but I didn't think you could be so thoughtless as to plant a seed and just move on.
[04:07] Gintoki
    But I always got a "5" in PE. So, I know how to control myself.
SIGN    [Note: School subjects in Japan are evaluated by numbers, 5 being the highest, like an "A".]
[04:11] Shinpachi
    Well, this has nothing to do with PE.
[04:13] Shinpachi
    Don't act stupid. His hair is soft like a cat's and wavy.
[04:16] Shinpachi
    And that arrogant expression, too. Obviously inherited from you.
[04:20] Gintoki
    You're saying I passed on the naturally wavy hair trait? I'd never lay a trap like that on my own kid!
[04:24] Gintoki
    I'd make a silky straight-haired kid, even if it meant untwisting my genes!
[04:28] Kagura
    Come on!
[04:29] ---
    Stop talking so loud. The baby will cry! Right, Silver J. Fox?!
[04:34] Gintoki
    Can you stop it? Can you stop calling him by that name?
[04:37] Gintoki
    I bet his young mom just left him to go play pachinko. How annoying!
[04:42] Kagura
    Mr. Naturally-wavy hair is trying to dodge his responsibility.
[04:45] Kagura
    He just doesn't know when to admit the truth, right, Ginraku?
SIGN    [Note: Ginraku is written from the "Gin" in Gintoki and the "gura" in Kagura]
[04:48] Gintoki
    Will you stop it?! Stop calling him by that comic storyteller's name!
SIGN    [Note: Many comic storytellers have a name that contains "raku."]
[04:52] Kagura
    Oh, this is bad!
[04:54] Kagura
    He's getting cranky.
[04:56] Catherine
    Did he poop in his pants or what?
[04:58] Shinpachi
    It doesn't look like it. He just wants some milk.
[05:01] Shinpachi
    Someone! Does anyone have breast milk?
[05:05] Kagura
    Let me try. I feel like some might come out now.
[05:08] Shinpachi
    No way!
[05:10] Shinpachi
    Why are you bringing out your motherly instincts all of sudden?!
[05:11] Catherine
    It might come out of mine. In fact, I've had an upset stomach since yesterday.
[05:15] Shinpachi
    That's not where milk's made! That's called diarrhea!
[05:19] Catherine
    He's drinking!
[05:20] Shinpachi
    He really is!
[05:21] Kagura
    Wow, he's sucking really well! It's like he's real!
[05:25] Gintoki
    Hey! Don't let her carry the baby anymore.
[05:27] Kagura
    Hey! Let me try it, too!
[05:30] Catherine
    You're too young! Come back in a hundred years!
[05:33] Shinpachi
    These days, men can take better care of babies!
[05:35] Otose
    Leave it to me as the old woman! Old women are really good at this kind of thing.
[05:39] Gintoki (M)
    Hey, hey...
[05:40] Gintoki (M)
    This is not good.
[05:42] Gintoki (M)
    Everyone looks so happy...
[05:49] Otose
    It never hurts to have one of these either. Really, what a troublesome baby.
[05:53] Catherine
    Really... That's why I hate little brats.
[05:56] Kagura
    Peek-a-boo!
[05:57] Shinpachi
    What? He isn't laughing at all.
[05:59] Gintoki (M)
    It seems... They're all going gaga over him.
[06:02] Otose
    All right, Kintoki. Don't become a loser like your father.
[06:07] Shinpachi
    Mantoki. Look over here, Mantoki.
[06:09] Kagura
    Ginraku. It's your mother, Ginraku.
[06:11] Catherine
    Sakata. Idiot Sakata.
[06:13] Gintoki (M)
    All these names are derived from my name!
[06:17] Otose
    Ah! Where are you going?!
[06:20] Shinpachi
    That bastard! I wonder if he's going to abandon him again...
[06:23] Kagura
    Over my dead body!!
[06:24] Kahei
    Um...
[06:26] Kahei
    Excuse me.
[06:27] Kahei
    I'd like to ask you something...
[06:31] Okita
    An abandoned child?
[06:33] Gintoki
    Right. I'll leave the rest up to you guys, the police. Please take care of it.
[06:37] Okita
    Hey, hey... Are you kidding me, Mister?
[06:40] Okita
    You and this boy are like two peas in a pod. He's even got those dead fish eyes of yours.
[06:45] Gintoki
    Don't you know? Nowadays, all brats are like that.
[06:49] Gintoki
    It's because they're obsessed with video games and the Internet, and they don't play outside.
[06:52] Gintoki
    It's a really sick era.
[06:53] Okita
    Anyway, I don't know with whom you made this kid. Aren't you a stud, Mister?
[06:58] Gintoki
    Okita-kun. Mister is over here. You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?!
[07:02] Okita
    Well, Mister... It means you must reap what you sowed.
[07:09] Okita
    Anyway,
[07:11] Okita
    I'm busy with official business, so let's just wrap this up.
[07:17] Gintoki
    Why am I surrounded by people who won't listen to my story?
[07:21] Gintoki
    Do we look so much alike? The two of us?
[07:24] Otae
    Oh? Gin-san?
[07:26] Otae
    Are you working now? You really do work hard.
[07:28] Gintoki
    O-Oh... Well... That's right...
[07:30] Gintoki
    Babysitting... I mean, I was asked to do something like...
[07:33] ---
    See-ya
[07:33] Otae
    Hey, wait, Gin-san!
[07:35] Otae
    One Azuki Bar and Baagen-Dash, please.
[07:37] Master
    We don't usually have such fancy ice cream.
[07:38] Gintoki
    Well, don't mind us...
[07:40] Otae
    They have it at the convenience store, don't they?
[07:42] Master
    I'll go buy it.
[07:43] Gintoki
    It's all right. Seriously!
[07:45] Gintoki (M)
    I gotta get outta here! If she finds out, I'm not sure what she'll do!
[07:46] Otae
    Ah, Gin-san!
[07:47] Otae
    I said
[07:48] ---
    wait!!
[07:51] Gintoki
    Daina bomb?
SIGN    [Note: "Daina bomb" is a play on the word "dainagon" which is a kind of red bean sweet.]
[07:59] Otae
    Ah...
[08:00] Gintoki
    Hey... Are you all right?
[08:06] Sachan
    I see...That was it... You two were...a couple...
[08:11] Sachan
    I feel so stupid... I didn't know anything... I was the only one...
[08:15] Sachan
    I was like...a buffon...
[08:17] Sachan
    You played with my feelings and strung me along... While you two were busy making a baby together.
[08:26] Otae
    Sarutobi-san, what are you talking about? I'll knock your brains out.
[08:30] Sachan
    That's enough. It really is! I look so stupid. I really do!
[08:34] Gintoki
    You don't "look stupid," you are stupid! You really are stupid, aren't you?
[08:37] Sachan
    No matter how much disdain you show for me, I don't feel good anymore!
[08:40] Sachan
    Our little S&M game is over!!
[08:41] Gintoki
    When did I ever do S&M with you?
[08:43] Sachan
    You two have tons of children and have a big family!
[08:48] Sachan
    And live in a house with many holes in the paper sliding doors!
SIGN    [Note: Kids love to poke holes in paper sliding doors.]
[08:50] ---
    Good-bye! Best wishes, whatever!
[08:53] Sachan
    But...
[08:54] Sachan
    I won't let you do that!
[08:56] Otae
    Oh, please, you're a one-woman soap opera! You're a B-movie script!
[08:59] Sachan
    I pity you, Otae-san.
[09:01] Sachan
    The moment a woman gives birth, she isn't seen as a woman anymore! She's just a family member!
[09:06] Sachan
    You're no longer a woman!
[09:07] Sachan
    You've taken yourself out of the competition! Way to go!
[09:11] Otae
    What kind of battle are you talking about?!
[09:12] Otae
    I said I didn't give birth! Who wants to have a child with that pathetic samurai?!
[09:15] Sachan
    Then how do you explain that boy? He looks just looks like him! His natural wavy hair and eyes!
[09:21] Sachan
    He's just like him!
[09:22] Otae
    I really don't know! At least I'm sure he's not my child!
[09:26] Otae
    Right, Gin-san? Say something to her!
[09:32] Otae
    Like father, like son!!
[09:36] Otae
    That's your bastard child all right. And you call yourself a samurai? For shame.
[09:40] Otae
    I'll make Shin-chan quit his job. Let's go, Sarutobi-san.
[09:44] Gintoki
    Why? Why won't anybody around here listen to me?
[09:49] Okita
    Because you never listen to other people.
[09:53] Gintoki
    Oh...I see...
[09:55] Otose
    I'm sorry, but I don't know. I've never seen a lady like this before.
[09:59] Kahei
    I see.
[10:00] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. I was so forward. I still haven't introduced myself.
[10:05] Kahei
    I'm Kahei Hashida. I run a store here in Kabukicho.
[10:13] Shinpachi
    Huh? That big corporation?
[10:15] Kagura
    What's that?
[10:16] Shinpachi
    You see? You can see it from the Yorozuya. That huge building!
[10:21] Otose
    So, what happened?
[10:24] Kahei
    Well... The other day, my one and only precious grandson suddenly disappeared.
[10:31] Otose
    A kidnapping?
[10:33] Kahei
    I don't know for sure, but he just started walking, so he probably...
[10:40] ---
    I have reason to believe that lady in the photograph was involved.
[10:43] Shinpachi
    A beautiful lady, like this?
[10:45] Otose
    Did you report it to the police?
[10:46] Kahei
    Well, the circumstances are a bit complicated, so I don't want to make this matter public.
[10:52] Otose
    But under the circumstances, you really shouldn't be worried about your privacy.
[10:56] Kahei
    Right... That's probably true, but...
[10:59] Kahei
    Please... If you see this lady, just contact me.
[11:02] Kahei
    I'm asking for your cooperation. And here's a photo of my grandson...
[11:06] Ofusa
    Excuse me. Is anybody here?
[11:08] Otose
    Hey, over here. How can I help you?
[11:15] Gintoki
    Ah...
[11:16] Gintoki
    I feel like I've lost my confidence. Hey, you. You're not really my son, are you?
[11:23] Gintoki
    Where're your real parents? Please release me from this responsibility.
[11:27] Gintoki
    Call your father. Say "Daddy."
[11:32] Samurai A
    You there. Stop right now.
[11:41] Gintoki
    Hey, hey. You've got lots of fathers...
SIGN    [OTOSE SNACK HOUSE]
[11:51] Ofusa
    Stop! Let me go!
[11:53] Kahei
    You, wicked woman!
[11:55] ---
    I've finally I found you.
[11:56] Kahei
    Where's Kanshichiro? Tell me!
[12:00] Kahei
    This woman...
[12:02] Kahei
    Remember who you are!
[12:04] Otose
    Hey, hey. Aren't you going a little overboard? She can't speak unless you stop that!
[12:09] Kahei
    Forgive me. I got too worked up.
[12:12] Kahei
    But from now on, it's a family matter, so we'll deal with it ourselves.
[12:17] Kahei
    I'm sorry...
[12:19] Kahei
    ...for all the fuss.
[12:24] Shipachi
    Otose-san...
[12:25] Catherine/Kagura
    Oh!
[12:27] Otose
    What?
[12:28] Kagura
    This is the person the old man was looking for.
[12:31] Kagura
    A photo of his grandson.
[12:32] Shinpachi
    Isn't this good, kore?
SIGN    [Note: Konohamaru of Naruto ends many of his sentences with "kore."]
[12:35] ---
    Is Gin-san all right, kore?
[12:37] Sinpachi
    Could it be Gin-san is involved in some sort of trouble, kore?
[12:40] Gintoki
    Huh?
[12:42] Gintoki
    Kidnapping? What? Who? Where?
[12:44] Samurai A
    It's useless. Don't play dumb.
[12:46] Samurai A
    You're that woman's lover or something, aren't you?
[12:49] Samurai A
    You two kidnapped the grandson of Kahei-sama in some kind of conspiracy.
[12:51] Samurai A
    And you're trying to take Hashidaya's fortune, aren't you?
[12:53] Gintoki
    Hey, what are these people talking about?
[12:56] Gintoki
    Hey, you! What are you talking about?
[12:58] Samurai A
    I was told to capture the suspect alive, but it doesn't matter. It's a man. Kill him.
[13:05] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, hey! I'm not your problem!
[13:08] Gintoki
    I just found this kid outside my door. I do odd jobs! I don't know the first thing about kidnapping!!
[13:13] Samurai A
    Then give us that baby back!
[13:15] Gintoki
    Hold on. Don't rush.
[13:16] ---
    If you want, I'd be happy to...
[13:26] Samurai A
    If you won't give him back, we'll take him by force!
[13:30] Samurai C
    Get him!
[13:33] Gintoki
    I said...
[13:35] ---
    I don't know anything about it!
[13:37] Gintoki
    I'll give him back to you... You can take the brat!
[13:40] Samurai B
    You bastard! What did you do?!
[13:41] Samurai A
    Catch him!!
[13:54] Nizo
    You have an interesting fighting technique.
[13:57] Nizo
    I wonder if you must be used to fighting to protect someone.
[14:00] Gintoki
    Dangerous people like you can't raise a child. Get out of my way. It's time for his milk.
[14:06] Nizo
    Good ...You're good.
[14:09] Nizo
    The smell of the beast... You can't hide it. You smell like the beast and so does that brat.
[14:15] ---
    It's no fun fighting a one-armed opponent. I'll let you go.
[14:25] Samurai A
    Okada!
[14:27] Samurai B
    You, what are you doing?!
[14:28] Samurai A
    After him! Don't let him out of your sights!
[14:35] Housemaid A
    Oh, dear!
[14:36] Hous Maid A
    It's so dirty! I wonder why men always dirty the urinal like this.
[14:41] Housemaid A
    Especially on the left side.
[14:42] Housemaid B
    I hear most men point left.
[14:45] Housemaid B
    It's rare for men to point right, and it's the sign that they'll become the ruler of the kingdom.
[14:49] Housemaid B
    They say Toyotomi Hideyoshi pointed to the right.
[14:51] Housemaid A
    Oh, my! My husband points to the right. He'll become the ruler!
[14:54] Housemaid A
    Toilets are disgusting lately too. It's like, "Which way do their butt-holes face?"
[14:59] Housemaid B
    I know, huh? It's probably those ronin our master hired.
[15:04] Housemaid A
    Really. Don't they know how to use a toilet?! I don't know if they're exclusionist rebels or what, but come on.
[15:10] Housemaid B
    And who knows what our master is up to behind the scenes.
[15:13] Housemaid B
    The rumor is his grandson, Kanshichiro-sama, was kidnapped.
[15:17] Housemaid B
    I wonder if he was involved in some bad business.
[15:20] Housemaid A
    You're wrong. It heard Ofusa did it.
[15:23] Housemaid B
    Huh? Is that so? Oh, no! That lady would do something like that?
[15:26] Housemaid A
    Well, after she was treated so badly, it couldn't be helped. Because she...
[15:34] Housemaid A/B
    Who's there?!
[15:40] Hasegawa
    Wh-What are you doing, old women?! Don't look! Don't look at me!
[15:43] Housemaid A
    Kya! It's just some guy, and what a stinker!
[15:45] Housemaid B
    Kya! It's Hasegawa, the new guy!
[15:47] Hasegawa
    Stop saying "Kya!" It doesn't sound cute, you old hags!
[15:50] Housemaid A
    Kya! His points to the left!
[15:52] Housemaid B
    Kya! His curves more!
[15:55] Hasegawa
    Hey! Close the door! Close it! Please, close it!
[16:01] Hasegawa
    Damn it!
[16:02] Hasegawa
    I shouldn't have taken this job as a janitor! There aren't any hot little maids here!
[16:06] Hasegawa
    There're only old women!
[16:08] Samurai C
    Hey! Just keep walking.
[16:10] Hasegawa
    Huh?
[16:13] Hasegawa (M)
    That is...the girl those old women were just talking about...
[16:23] Hasegawa (M)
    Hey, hey... This isn't the sort of place I should stay too long.
[16:27] Kagura
    But what are you going to do if you quit this job? Are you going back to your loafer life?
[16:31] Hasegawa (M)
    That's right. I'm always like this.
[16:33] Hasegawa (M)
    When I come across something I don't like, I quit. Escaping is becoming my habit.
[16:37] Kagura
    That's right. He's a totally useless man, a DORK. He oughta kill himself.
[16:42] Hasegawa (M)
    No, no, no. That's messed up. Why do I have to kill myself?
[16:45] Hasegawa (M)
    That wasn't right. I mean, death's no trip to Kyoto.
[16:48] Kagura
    No, no, no. You'd better die. There won't be anything good in your future if you live, uh-huh.
[16:53] Hasegawa
    "Uh-huh..." What? Huh?
[16:55] Hasegawa
    What are you doing, you guys?!
[16:57] Hasegawa
    Are you the one adding the weird narration and filling my head with such suicidal thoughts?!
[17:00] Hasegawa
    Why are you here?!
[17:02] Kagura
    We're housekeepers.
[17:04] Shinpachi
    How about you? What are you doing here? Did you change jobs again?
[17:08] Hasegawa
    What do you mean "again"?! Why are you giving me that look?!
[17:11] Shinpachi
    Oh, well. Good timing. Hasegawa-san, can you show us around?
[17:16] Hasegawa
    Show you around?
[17:18] Samurai D
    Damn him! Where did he go?
[17:21] Samurai E
    He can't be far away! Find him!
[17:26] Katsura
    Hey, they're gone.
[17:30] Katsura
    I said they're gone.
[17:33] Katsura
    I said they're gone!
[17:36] Gintoki
    There's no way I can hide in there!
[17:38] Katsura
    Oh! You were hiding over there, after all.
[17:41] Gintoki
    Whatever. There's no way I could hide in there! Are you stupid? I bet you are.
[17:47] Katsura
    I'm not stupid, I'm Katsura!
[17:49] Katsura
    Gintoki, they're probably exclusionist ronin.
[17:52] Katsura
    And the Hashidaya they mentioned is one of the biggest corporations in Edo.
[17:57] Gintoki
    Do you know anything about it?
[17:59] Katsura
    Kahei Hashida is a dangerous man.
[18:02] Katsura
    He supports the exclusionist ronin so he can move them around behind the scenes.
[18:06] Katsura
    That's why he became so powerful. It's not just an ordinary businessman.
[18:13] Gintoki
    Why did a man like that's grandson come to me?
[18:15] Katsura
    I guess you did "nyan nyan" with one of the girls at Kahei's place.
[18:18] Gintoki
    I already told you, I didn't! And what's "nyan nyan"?
[18:22] Gintoki
    That's an outdated word! Did you mean Yuyake?
[18:23] Katsura
    Anyway, look at his arrogant face. He's definitely identical to you!
[18:26] Katsura
    It's the job of a baby to cry. But you're ignoring your duties, slacker?!
[18:31] Gintoki
    What kind of childcare is that?!
[18:33] Gintoki
    You've got to be kidding! If he starts crying now...
[18:37] Gintoki
    Well, I'd just throw him into the river.
[18:40] Gintoki
    Oh, yeah. The only time a man should cry is if his hair's permed too tight.
[18:45] Gintoki
    You have good prospects in that area.
[18:47] Gintoki
    Even more than Shinpachi.
[18:48] Katsura
    Hey, Gintoki... Look down.
[18:50] Gintoki
    Huh?
[18:51] Katsura
    It looks like his upper part is all right, but his lower part gets wet easily.
[18:55] Hasegawa
    Hey, hey! This is bad!
[18:57] Hasegawa
    It doesn't look like the old man of Hashidaya is a harmless old businessman!
[19:00] Hasegawa
    He's more like a dangerous man with a dark rumor!
[19:02] Hasegawa
    Let's go home! Let's go home with this old man! I'll buy you some pickled seaweed!
[19:06] Shinpachi
    I can't turn back now after hearing that.
[19:08] Shinpachi
    As I thought, there's got to be something going on behind the scenes.
[19:11] Kagura
    You thought I was some kind of hussy you could buy with pickled seaweed, huh, bastard?!
[19:14] Kagura
    How many? How much pickled seaweed were you going to offer me?
[19:17] Kagura
    Don't tell me four! You were not going to give me only four?!
[19:20] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, please be quiet.
[19:22] Shipachi
    Is this the place? Is this the room they brought that woman to?
[19:25] Kagura
    Hey, how many?! Just say it. It's not like I'm interested or anything...
SIGN    [Diaper]
[19:31] Gintoki
    Oh, yours points to the right. You'll become somebody big in the future. Good for you!
[19:36] Gintoki
    What? What? Don't feel bad about wetting your pants.
[19:40] Gintoki
    Those parts of a man have a will of their own. Something like this can happen.
[19:45] Gintoki
    There you go.
[19:47] Gintoki
    Really...
[19:49] ---
    I was mistaken for a dad and for a kidnapper... Today is my unlucky day.
[19:54] Gintoki
    Oh, sorry, sorry. It's your unlucky day, too. We've both got it rough, don't we?
[19:59] ---
    Oh, well. But as long as we're alive, there'll be days like this. For you...
[20:03] Gintoki
    ...there'll be many more hardships in life.
[20:06] Gintoki
    Eighty percent of life is made up of hardships.
[20:09] Gintoki
    Seriously...
[20:11] Ginoki
    Stuff like this happens to me all the time.
[20:13] Gintoki
    But it's not all bad.
[20:16] Gintoki
    At the end of a day like today, sake tastes great.
[20:19] Gintoki
    When everything is over, shall we have a drink together?
[20:24] Gintoki
    All right... Shall we go?
[20:28] Samurai C
    Come on! Spill it, already!
[20:30] Samurai C
    Where's Kanshichiro-sama? You'll be released of your responsibility if you tell us.
[20:33] Samurai G
    Hey! Say something!
[20:35] Kahei
    What a stubborn woman.
[20:37] Kahei
    I have no idea why Kantaro loves this slutty, flithy woman.
[20:42] Kahei
    You seduced my son and killed him.
[20:45] Kahei
    And you abducted his child... You, wicked woman!
[20:48] Ofusa
    You guys are the ones who abducted Kanshichiro.
[20:52] Ofusa
    He's my son. I won't let anyone take him from me!
[20:55] Kahei
    It's a shame a woman like you bore a child from the Hashida family.
[20:59] Kahei
    Kanshichiro doesn't need a mother. I'll raise him as a son and true heir.
[21:06] Kahei
    If you won't say anything...
[21:09] Kahei
    We'll have to get physical...
[21:12] Shinpachi
    This is bad, Hasegawa-san.
[21:14] Samurai F
    Hey, what are you doing there?
[21:17] Samurai F
    Housekeepers?
[21:18] Hasegawa
    Um... That's right. Th-These two are the new housekeepers...
[21:23] Hasegawa
    So I'm showing them around the building.
[21:25] Kagura
    That's right, master.
[21:28] Samurai F
    Well, we're not your "master."
[21:30] Kagura
    What? I thought men like to hear that kind of word, don't they?
[21:34] Shinpachi
    No, no, Kagura-chan! No! Don't say that!
[21:36] Hasegawa
    Then, please excuse me...
[21:38] Nizo
    Wait.
[21:39] Nizo
    It stinks. I smell a lying spy with the stench of a rat.
[21:44] Nizo
    I seem to be smelling a lot of odd things today.
[21:47] ---
    But right now I'm in the mood for the smell of blood and steel!
[21:53] Nizo
    Will you fight...
[21:55] ---
    ...Nizo, the butcher?
[22:02] Kahei
    What's the meaning of this?
[22:04] Nizo
    Sorry to interrupt your fun.
[22:07] Nizo
    But I just found some suspicious rats.
[22:11] Kahei
    Huh? I saw you guys at Otose-dono's place.
[22:15] Kahei
    Oh, my! You followed me here. You're nosy people.
[22:20] Kahei
    I told you this was a personal matter, so I don't need your help.
[22:24] Shinpachi
    Don't worry. We came here for something personal, too.
[22:28] Shinpachi
    By the way, Don't you think you're going too far even for a devoted grandfather, Kahei-san?
[22:33] Kahei
    You guys are more than just nosy.
[22:37] Kahei
    There are things you're better off not knowing about in this world.
SIGN    [To Be Continued]
SIGN    
SIGN    Are you asking me if I made an "apo?"
SIGN    What's an "apo"? Huh? Could it be a fruit from the northern area, like a "Fuji Apple"?
SIGN    The next episode... "If You Want to Meet Someone, Get an Appo First."
SIGN    [Shinpachi and the others are in a critical pinch. And what will be the fate of Kanshichiro?!]
SIGN    [Feared as "Nizo the Butcher". The sunglasses swordsman, Nizo Okada.]