# E51 - Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature
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**[00:11] Ofusa**
I'm sorry... I promise I'll come back for you.
**[00:16] Ofusa**
Sorry... I'm sorry...
**[00:26] Kagura**
Hey, hey, hey! Goemon, a member of the teen-idol group Hansamu, had a shotgun marriage.
**[00:31] Gintoki**
This is rotten.
**[00:32] Shinpachi**
Really, this world has gone rotten. Cohabitation or shotgun marriages... People are losing their morals.
**[00:39] Gintoki**
No, that's not what I meant. There's something in here that looks like mold.
**[00:43] ---**
This is mold, right?
**[00:44] Shinpachi**
Indeed.
**[00:45] Shinpachi**
It may be a moldy and outdated way of thinking,
**[00:48] Shinpachi**
but if we lose our discipline, it'll be the end of humanity.
**[00:52] Gintoki**
No, that's not what I meant.
**[00:54] Gintoki**
When did you buy this? Isn't it past the expiration date?
**[00:57] Kagura**
Right!
**[00:58] Kagura**
Women are too sensitive about their "expiration" date! They shouldn't sell themselves so cheap.
**[01:02] Gintoki**
Hey, cut it out. This is rotten. Who bought this?
**[01:06] Shinpachi/Kagura**
It really is rotten!
**[01:08] Gintoki**
You bet they are. Your brains are rotten.
**[01:13] Gintoki**
Boy, they just don't listen anymore.
**[01:16] Gintoki**
Especially Shinpachi, sometimes I feel he looks at me with contempt.
**[01:22] Gintoki**
Maybe I should beat him into submission. Kagura...?
**[01:25] Gintoki**
With her, it's the opposite--she'd beat me up.
***SIGN*** [This is your child. Please raise him. I am exhausted and can no longer care for him.]
**[01:35] Gintoki**
No. No way. This isn't happening.
**[01:37] Gintoki**
Really. It's so ridiculous.
**[01:45] Gintoki**
No way. That was just... Right...
**[01:49] Gintoki**
It's all right. This can't be happening...
**[01:53] Gintoki**
No, no, no, no, no! No way! This can't be happening! Not happening!
**[01:57] Gintoki**
There's no way this is happening to me right now. Uh-uh! No way!
**[02:03] Gintoki**
I said...!
**[02:05] Otose**
Shut up, you idiot! It's too early for your crap!
***SIGN*** [A naturally wavy-haired baby was left in front of Odd Jobs.]
***SIGN*** [Gin-san is shocked by the unexpected discovery of an illegitimate child!!]
***SIGN*** ["Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature"]
**[03:55] Shinpachi**
You're rotten...
**[03:57] Otose**
You really are...
**[03:59] Otose**
I always knew you were good-for-nothing,
**[04:01] Otose**
but I didn't think you could be so thoughtless as to plant a seed and just move on.
**[04:07] Gintoki**
But I always got a "5" in PE. So, I know how to control myself.
***SIGN*** [Note: School subjects in Japan are evaluated by numbers, 5 being the highest, like an "A".]
**[04:11] Shinpachi**
Well, this has nothing to do with PE.
**[04:13] Shinpachi**
Don't act stupid. His hair is soft like a cat's and wavy.
**[04:16] Shinpachi**
And that arrogant expression, too. Obviously inherited from you.
**[04:20] Gintoki**
You're saying I passed on the naturally wavy hair trait? I'd never lay a trap like that on my own kid!
**[04:24] Gintoki**
I'd make a silky straight-haired kid, even if it meant untwisting my genes!
**[04:28] Kagura**
Come on!
**[04:29] ---**
Stop talking so loud. The baby will cry! Right, Silver J. Fox?!
**[04:34] Gintoki**
Can you stop it? Can you stop calling him by that name?
**[04:37] Gintoki**
I bet his young mom just left him to go play pachinko. How annoying!
**[04:42] Kagura**
Mr. Naturally-wavy hair is trying to dodge his responsibility.
**[04:45] Kagura**
He just doesn't know when to admit the truth, right, Ginraku?
***SIGN*** [Note: Ginraku is written from the "Gin" in Gintoki and the "gura" in Kagura]
**[04:48] Gintoki**
Will you stop it?! Stop calling him by that comic storyteller's name!
***SIGN*** [Note: Many comic storytellers have a name that contains "raku."]
**[04:52] Kagura**
Oh, this is bad!
**[04:54] Kagura**
He's getting cranky.
**[04:56] Catherine**
Did he poop in his pants or what?
**[04:58] Shinpachi**
It doesn't look like it. He just wants some milk.
**[05:01] Shinpachi**
Someone! Does anyone have breast milk?
**[05:05] Kagura**
Let me try. I feel like some might come out now.
**[05:08] Shinpachi**
No way!
**[05:10] Shinpachi**
Why are you bringing out your motherly instincts all of sudden?!
**[05:11] Catherine**
It might come out of mine. In fact, I've had an upset stomach since yesterday.
**[05:15] Shinpachi**
That's not where milk's made! That's called diarrhea!
**[05:19] Catherine**
He's drinking!
**[05:20] Shinpachi**
He really is!
**[05:21] Kagura**
Wow, he's sucking really well! It's like he's real!
**[05:25] Gintoki**
Hey! Don't let her carry the baby anymore.
**[05:27] Kagura**
Hey! Let me try it, too!
**[05:30] Catherine**
You're too young! Come back in a hundred years!
**[05:33] Shinpachi**
These days, men can take better care of babies!
**[05:35] Otose**
Leave it to me as the old woman! Old women are really good at this kind of thing.
**[05:39] Gintoki (M)**
Hey, hey...
**[05:40] Gintoki (M)**
This is not good.
**[05:42] Gintoki (M)**
Everyone looks so happy...
**[05:49] Otose**
It never hurts to have one of these either. Really, what a troublesome baby.
**[05:53] Catherine**
Really... That's why I hate little brats.
**[05:56] Kagura**
Peek-a-boo!
**[05:57] Shinpachi**
What? He isn't laughing at all.
**[05:59] Gintoki (M)**
It seems... They're all going gaga over him.
**[06:02] Otose**
All right, Kintoki. Don't become a loser like your father.
**[06:07] Shinpachi**
Mantoki. Look over here, Mantoki.
**[06:09] Kagura**
Ginraku. It's your mother, Ginraku.
**[06:11] Catherine**
Sakata. Idiot Sakata.
**[06:13] Gintoki (M)**
All these names are derived from my name!
**[06:17] Otose**
Ah! Where are you going?!
**[06:20] Shinpachi**
That bastard! I wonder if he's going to abandon him again...
**[06:23] Kagura**
Over my dead body!!
**[06:24] Kahei**
Um...
**[06:26] Kahei**
Excuse me.
**[06:27] Kahei**
I'd like to ask you something...
**[06:31] Okita**
An abandoned child?
**[06:33] Gintoki**
Right. I'll leave the rest up to you guys, the police. Please take care of it.
**[06:37] Okita**
Hey, hey... Are you kidding me, Mister?
**[06:40] Okita**
You and this boy are like two peas in a pod. He's even got those dead fish eyes of yours.
**[06:45] Gintoki**
Don't you know? Nowadays, all brats are like that.
**[06:49] Gintoki**
It's because they're obsessed with video games and the Internet, and they don't play outside.
**[06:52] Gintoki**
It's a really sick era.
**[06:53] Okita**
Anyway, I don't know with whom you made this kid. Aren't you a stud, Mister?
**[06:58] Gintoki**
Okita-kun. Mister is over here. You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?!
**[07:02] Okita**
Well, Mister... It means you must reap what you sowed.
**[07:09] Okita**
Anyway,
**[07:11] Okita**
I'm busy with official business, so let's just wrap this up.
**[07:17] Gintoki**
Why am I surrounded by people who won't listen to my story?
**[07:21] Gintoki**
Do we look so much alike? The two of us?
**[07:24] Otae**
Oh? Gin-san?
**[07:26] Otae**
Are you working now? You really do work hard.
**[07:28] Gintoki**
O-Oh... Well... That's right...
**[07:30] Gintoki**
Babysitting... I mean, I was asked to do something like...
**[07:33] ---**
See-ya
**[07:33] Otae**
Hey, wait, Gin-san!
**[07:35] Otae**
One Azuki Bar and Baagen-Dash, please.
**[07:37] Master**
We don't usually have such fancy ice cream.
**[07:38] Gintoki**
Well, don't mind us...
**[07:40] Otae**
They have it at the convenience store, don't they?
**[07:42] Master**
I'll go buy it.
**[07:43] Gintoki**
It's all right. Seriously!
**[07:45] Gintoki (M)**
I gotta get outta here! If she finds out, I'm not sure what she'll do!
**[07:46] Otae**
Ah, Gin-san!
**[07:47] Otae**
I said
**[07:48] ---**
wait!!
**[07:51] Gintoki**
Daina bomb?
***SIGN*** [Note: "Daina bomb" is a play on the word "dainagon" which is a kind of red bean sweet.]
**[07:59] Otae**
Ah...
**[08:00] Gintoki**
Hey... Are you all right?
**[08:06] Sachan**
I see...That was it... You two were...a couple...
**[08:11] Sachan**
I feel so stupid... I didn't know anything... I was the only one...
**[08:15] Sachan**
I was like...a buffon...
**[08:17] Sachan**
You played with my feelings and strung me along... While you two were busy making a baby together.
**[08:26] Otae**
Sarutobi-san, what are you talking about? I'll knock your brains out.
**[08:30] Sachan**
That's enough. It really is! I look so stupid. I really do!
**[08:34] Gintoki**
You don't "look stupid," you are stupid! You really are stupid, aren't you?
**[08:37] Sachan**
No matter how much disdain you show for me, I don't feel good anymore!
**[08:40] Sachan**
Our little S&M game is over!!
**[08:41] Gintoki**
When did I ever do S&M with you?
**[08:43] Sachan**
You two have tons of children and have a big family!
**[08:48] Sachan**
And live in a house with many holes in the paper sliding doors!
***SIGN*** [Note: Kids love to poke holes in paper sliding doors.]
**[08:50] ---**
Good-bye! Best wishes, whatever!
**[08:53] Sachan**
But...
**[08:54] Sachan**
I won't let you do that!
**[08:56] Otae**
Oh, please, you're a one-woman soap opera! You're a B-movie script!
**[08:59] Sachan**
I pity you, Otae-san.
**[09:01] Sachan**
The moment a woman gives birth, she isn't seen as a woman anymore! She's just a family member!
**[09:06] Sachan**
You're no longer a woman!
**[09:07] Sachan**
You've taken yourself out of the competition! Way to go!
**[09:11] Otae**
What kind of battle are you talking about?!
**[09:12] Otae**
I said I didn't give birth! Who wants to have a child with that pathetic samurai?!
**[09:15] Sachan**
Then how do you explain that boy? He looks just looks like him! His natural wavy hair and eyes!
**[09:21] Sachan**
He's just like him!
**[09:22] Otae**
I really don't know! At least I'm sure he's not my child!
**[09:26] Otae**
Right, Gin-san? Say something to her!
**[09:32] Otae**
Like father, like son!!
**[09:36] Otae**
That's your bastard child all right. And you call yourself a samurai? For shame.
**[09:40] Otae**
I'll make Shin-chan quit his job. Let's go, Sarutobi-san.
**[09:44] Gintoki**
Why? Why won't anybody around here listen to me?
**[09:49] Okita**
Because you never listen to other people.
**[09:53] Gintoki**
Oh...I see...
**[09:55] Otose**
I'm sorry, but I don't know. I've never seen a lady like this before.
**[09:59] Kahei**
I see.
**[10:00] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry. I was so forward. I still haven't introduced myself.
**[10:05] Kahei**
I'm Kahei Hashida. I run a store here in Kabukicho.
**[10:13] Shinpachi**
Huh? That big corporation?
**[10:15] Kagura**
What's that?
**[10:16] Shinpachi**
You see? You can see it from the Yorozuya. That huge building!
**[10:21] Otose**
So, what happened?
**[10:24] Kahei**
Well... The other day, my one and only precious grandson suddenly disappeared.
**[10:31] Otose**
A kidnapping?
**[10:33] Kahei**
I don't know for sure, but he just started walking, so he probably...
**[10:40] ---**
I have reason to believe that lady in the photograph was involved.
**[10:43] Shinpachi**
A beautiful lady, like this?
**[10:45] Otose**
Did you report it to the police?
**[10:46] Kahei**
Well, the circumstances are a bit complicated, so I don't want to make this matter public.
**[10:52] Otose**
But under the circumstances, you really shouldn't be worried about your privacy.
**[10:56] Kahei**
Right... That's probably true, but...
**[10:59] Kahei**
Please... If you see this lady, just contact me.
**[11:02] Kahei**
I'm asking for your cooperation. And here's a photo of my grandson...
**[11:06] Ofusa**
Excuse me. Is anybody here?
**[11:08] Otose**
Hey, over here. How can I help you?
**[11:15] Gintoki**
Ah...
**[11:16] Gintoki**
I feel like I've lost my confidence. Hey, you. You're not really my son, are you?
**[11:23] Gintoki**
Where're your real parents? Please release me from this responsibility.
**[11:27] Gintoki**
Call your father. Say "Daddy."
**[11:32] Samurai A**
You there. Stop right now.
**[11:41] Gintoki**
Hey, hey. You've got lots of fathers...
***SIGN*** [OTOSE SNACK HOUSE]
**[11:51] Ofusa**
Stop! Let me go!
**[11:53] Kahei**
You, wicked woman!
**[11:55] ---**
I've finally I found you.
**[11:56] Kahei**
Where's Kanshichiro? Tell me!
**[12:00] Kahei**
This woman...
**[12:02] Kahei**
Remember who you are!
**[12:04] Otose**
Hey, hey. Aren't you going a little overboard? She can't speak unless you stop that!
**[12:09] Kahei**
Forgive me. I got too worked up.
**[12:12] Kahei**
But from now on, it's a family matter, so we'll deal with it ourselves.
**[12:17] Kahei**
I'm sorry...
**[12:19] Kahei**
...for all the fuss.
**[12:24] Shipachi**
Otose-san...
**[12:25] Catherine/Kagura**
Oh!
**[12:27] Otose**
What?
**[12:28] Kagura**
This is the person the old man was looking for.
**[12:31] Kagura**
A photo of his grandson.
**[12:32] Shinpachi**
Isn't this good, kore?
***SIGN*** [Note: Konohamaru of Naruto ends many of his sentences with "kore."]
**[12:35] ---**
Is Gin-san all right, kore?
**[12:37] Sinpachi**
Could it be Gin-san is involved in some sort of trouble, kore?
**[12:40] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[12:42] Gintoki**
Kidnapping? What? Who? Where?
**[12:44] Samurai A**
It's useless. Don't play dumb.
**[12:46] Samurai A**
You're that woman's lover or something, aren't you?
**[12:49] Samurai A**
You two kidnapped the grandson of Kahei-sama in some kind of conspiracy.
**[12:51] Samurai A**
And you're trying to take Hashidaya's fortune, aren't you?
**[12:53] Gintoki**
Hey, what are these people talking about?
**[12:56] Gintoki**
Hey, you! What are you talking about?
**[12:58] Samurai A**
I was told to capture the suspect alive, but it doesn't matter. It's a man. Kill him.
**[13:05] Gintoki**
Hey, hey, hey! I'm not your problem!
**[13:08] Gintoki**
I just found this kid outside my door. I do odd jobs! I don't know the first thing about kidnapping!!
**[13:13] Samurai A**
Then give us that baby back!
**[13:15] Gintoki**
Hold on. Don't rush.
**[13:16] ---**
If you want, I'd be happy to...
**[13:26] Samurai A**
If you won't give him back, we'll take him by force!
**[13:30] Samurai C**
Get him!
**[13:33] Gintoki**
I said...
**[13:35] ---**
I don't know anything about it!
**[13:37] Gintoki**
I'll give him back to you... You can take the brat!
**[13:40] Samurai B**
You bastard! What did you do?!
**[13:41] Samurai A**
Catch him!!
**[13:54] Nizo**
You have an interesting fighting technique.
**[13:57] Nizo**
I wonder if you must be used to fighting to protect someone.
**[14:00] Gintoki**
Dangerous people like you can't raise a child. Get out of my way. It's time for his milk.
**[14:06] Nizo**
Good ...You're good.
**[14:09] Nizo**
The smell of the beast... You can't hide it. You smell like the beast and so does that brat.
**[14:15] ---**
It's no fun fighting a one-armed opponent. I'll let you go.
**[14:25] Samurai A**
Okada!
**[14:27] Samurai B**
You, what are you doing?!
**[14:28] Samurai A**
After him! Don't let him out of your sights!
**[14:35] Housemaid A**
Oh, dear!
**[14:36] Hous Maid A**
It's so dirty! I wonder why men always dirty the urinal like this.
**[14:41] Housemaid A**
Especially on the left side.
**[14:42] Housemaid B**
I hear most men point left.
**[14:45] Housemaid B**
It's rare for men to point right, and it's the sign that they'll become the ruler of the kingdom.
**[14:49] Housemaid B**
They say Toyotomi Hideyoshi pointed to the right.
**[14:51] Housemaid A**
Oh, my! My husband points to the right. He'll become the ruler!
**[14:54] Housemaid A**
Toilets are disgusting lately too. It's like, "Which way do their butt-holes face?"
**[14:59] Housemaid B**
I know, huh? It's probably those ronin our master hired.
**[15:04] Housemaid A**
Really. Don't they know how to use a toilet?! I don't know if they're exclusionist rebels or what, but come on.
**[15:10] Housemaid B**
And who knows what our master is up to behind the scenes.
**[15:13] Housemaid B**
The rumor is his grandson, Kanshichiro-sama, was kidnapped.
**[15:17] Housemaid B**
I wonder if he was involved in some bad business.
**[15:20] Housemaid A**
You're wrong. It heard Ofusa did it.
**[15:23] Housemaid B**
Huh? Is that so? Oh, no! That lady would do something like that?
**[15:26] Housemaid A**
Well, after she was treated so badly, it couldn't be helped. Because she...
**[15:34] Housemaid A/B**
Who's there?!
**[15:40] Hasegawa**
Wh-What are you doing, old women?! Don't look! Don't look at me!
**[15:43] Housemaid A**
Kya! It's just some guy, and what a stinker!
**[15:45] Housemaid B**
Kya! It's Hasegawa, the new guy!
**[15:47] Hasegawa**
Stop saying "Kya!" It doesn't sound cute, you old hags!
**[15:50] Housemaid A**
Kya! His points to the left!
**[15:52] Housemaid B**
Kya! His curves more!
**[15:55] Hasegawa**
Hey! Close the door! Close it! Please, close it!
**[16:01] Hasegawa**
Damn it!
**[16:02] Hasegawa**
I shouldn't have taken this job as a janitor! There aren't any hot little maids here!
**[16:06] Hasegawa**
There're only old women!
**[16:08] Samurai C**
Hey! Just keep walking.
**[16:10] Hasegawa**
Huh?
**[16:13] Hasegawa (M)**
That is...the girl those old women were just talking about...
**[16:23] Hasegawa (M)**
Hey, hey... This isn't the sort of place I should stay too long.
**[16:27] Kagura**
But what are you going to do if you quit this job? Are you going back to your loafer life?
**[16:31] Hasegawa (M)**
That's right. I'm always like this.
**[16:33] Hasegawa (M)**
When I come across something I don't like, I quit. Escaping is becoming my habit.
**[16:37] Kagura**
That's right. He's a totally useless man, a DORK. He oughta kill himself.
**[16:42] Hasegawa (M)**
No, no, no. That's messed up. Why do I have to kill myself?
**[16:45] Hasegawa (M)**
That wasn't right. I mean, death's no trip to Kyoto.
**[16:48] Kagura**
No, no, no. You'd better die. There won't be anything good in your future if you live, uh-huh.
**[16:53] Hasegawa**
"Uh-huh..." What? Huh?
**[16:55] Hasegawa**
What are you doing, you guys?!
**[16:57] Hasegawa**
Are you the one adding the weird narration and filling my head with such suicidal thoughts?!
**[17:00] Hasegawa**
Why are you here?!
**[17:02] Kagura**
We're housekeepers.
**[17:04] Shinpachi**
How about you? What are you doing here? Did you change jobs again?
**[17:08] Hasegawa**
What do you mean "again"?! Why are you giving me that look?!
**[17:11] Shinpachi**
Oh, well. Good timing. Hasegawa-san, can you show us around?
**[17:16] Hasegawa**
Show you around?
**[17:18] Samurai D**
Damn him! Where did he go?
**[17:21] Samurai E**
He can't be far away! Find him!
**[17:26] Katsura**
Hey, they're gone.
**[17:30] Katsura**
I said they're gone.
**[17:33] Katsura**
I said they're gone!
**[17:36] Gintoki**
There's no way I can hide in there!
**[17:38] Katsura**
Oh! You were hiding over there, after all.
**[17:41] Gintoki**
Whatever. There's no way I could hide in there! Are you stupid? I bet you are.
**[17:47] Katsura**
I'm not stupid, I'm Katsura!
**[17:49] Katsura**
Gintoki, they're probably exclusionist ronin.
**[17:52] Katsura**
And the Hashidaya they mentioned is one of the biggest corporations in Edo.
**[17:57] Gintoki**
Do you know anything about it?
**[17:59] Katsura**
Kahei Hashida is a dangerous man.
**[18:02] Katsura**
He supports the exclusionist ronin so he can move them around behind the scenes.
**[18:06] Katsura**
That's why he became so powerful. It's not just an ordinary businessman.
**[18:13] Gintoki**
Why did a man like that's grandson come to me?
**[18:15] Katsura**
I guess you did "nyan nyan" with one of the girls at Kahei's place.
**[18:18] Gintoki**
I already told you, I didn't! And what's "nyan nyan"?
**[18:22] Gintoki**
That's an outdated word! Did you mean Yuyake?
**[18:23] Katsura**
Anyway, look at his arrogant face. He's definitely identical to you!
**[18:26] Katsura**
It's the job of a baby to cry. But you're ignoring your duties, slacker?!
**[18:31] Gintoki**
What kind of childcare is that?!
**[18:33] Gintoki**
You've got to be kidding! If he starts crying now...
**[18:37] Gintoki**
Well, I'd just throw him into the river.
**[18:40] Gintoki**
Oh, yeah. The only time a man should cry is if his hair's permed too tight.
**[18:45] Gintoki**
You have good prospects in that area.
**[18:47] Gintoki**
Even more than Shinpachi.
**[18:48] Katsura**
Hey, Gintoki... Look down.
**[18:50] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[18:51] Katsura**
It looks like his upper part is all right, but his lower part gets wet easily.
**[18:55] Hasegawa**
Hey, hey! This is bad!
**[18:57] Hasegawa**
It doesn't look like the old man of Hashidaya is a harmless old businessman!
**[19:00] Hasegawa**
He's more like a dangerous man with a dark rumor!
**[19:02] Hasegawa**
Let's go home! Let's go home with this old man! I'll buy you some pickled seaweed!
**[19:06] Shinpachi**
I can't turn back now after hearing that.
**[19:08] Shinpachi**
As I thought, there's got to be something going on behind the scenes.
**[19:11] Kagura**
You thought I was some kind of hussy you could buy with pickled seaweed, huh, bastard?!
**[19:14] Kagura**
How many? How much pickled seaweed were you going to offer me?
**[19:17] Kagura**
Don't tell me four! You were not going to give me only four?!
**[19:20] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan, please be quiet.
**[19:22] Shipachi**
Is this the place? Is this the room they brought that woman to?
**[19:25] Kagura**
Hey, how many?! Just say it. It's not like I'm interested or anything...
***SIGN*** [Diaper]
**[19:31] Gintoki**
Oh, yours points to the right. You'll become somebody big in the future. Good for you!
**[19:36] Gintoki**
What? What? Don't feel bad about wetting your pants.
**[19:40] Gintoki**
Those parts of a man have a will of their own. Something like this can happen.
**[19:45] Gintoki**
There you go.
**[19:47] Gintoki**
Really...
**[19:49] ---**
I was mistaken for a dad and for a kidnapper... Today is my unlucky day.
**[19:54] Gintoki**
Oh, sorry, sorry. It's your unlucky day, too. We've both got it rough, don't we?
**[19:59] ---**
Oh, well. But as long as we're alive, there'll be days like this. For you...
**[20:03] Gintoki**
...there'll be many more hardships in life.
**[20:06] Gintoki**
Eighty percent of life is made up of hardships.
**[20:09] Gintoki**
Seriously...
**[20:11] Ginoki**
Stuff like this happens to me all the time.
**[20:13] Gintoki**
But it's not all bad.
**[20:16] Gintoki**
At the end of a day like today, sake tastes great.
**[20:19] Gintoki**
When everything is over, shall we have a drink together?
**[20:24] Gintoki**
All right... Shall we go?
**[20:28] Samurai C**
Come on! Spill it, already!
**[20:30] Samurai C**
Where's Kanshichiro-sama? You'll be released of your responsibility if you tell us.
**[20:33] Samurai G**
Hey! Say something!
**[20:35] Kahei**
What a stubborn woman.
**[20:37] Kahei**
I have no idea why Kantaro loves this slutty, flithy woman.
**[20:42] Kahei**
You seduced my son and killed him.
**[20:45] Kahei**
And you abducted his child... You, wicked woman!
**[20:48] Ofusa**
You guys are the ones who abducted Kanshichiro.
**[20:52] Ofusa**
He's my son. I won't let anyone take him from me!
**[20:55] Kahei**
It's a shame a woman like you bore a child from the Hashida family.
**[20:59] Kahei**
Kanshichiro doesn't need a mother. I'll raise him as a son and true heir.
**[21:06] Kahei**
If you won't say anything...
**[21:09] Kahei**
We'll have to get physical...
**[21:12] Shinpachi**
This is bad, Hasegawa-san.
**[21:14] Samurai F**
Hey, what are you doing there?
**[21:17] Samurai F**
Housekeepers?
**[21:18] Hasegawa**
Um... That's right. Th-These two are the new housekeepers...
**[21:23] Hasegawa**
So I'm showing them around the building.
**[21:25] Kagura**
That's right, master.
**[21:28] Samurai F**
Well, we're not your "master."
**[21:30] Kagura**
What? I thought men like to hear that kind of word, don't they?
**[21:34] Shinpachi**
No, no, Kagura-chan! No! Don't say that!
**[21:36] Hasegawa**
Then, please excuse me...
**[21:38] Nizo**
Wait.
**[21:39] Nizo**
It stinks. I smell a lying spy with the stench of a rat.
**[21:44] Nizo**
I seem to be smelling a lot of odd things today.
**[21:47] ---**
But right now I'm in the mood for the smell of blood and steel!
**[21:53] Nizo**
Will you fight...
**[21:55] ---**
...Nizo, the butcher?
**[22:02] Kahei**
What's the meaning of this?
**[22:04] Nizo**
Sorry to interrupt your fun.
**[22:07] Nizo**
But I just found some suspicious rats.
**[22:11] Kahei**
Huh? I saw you guys at Otose-dono's place.
**[22:15] Kahei**
Oh, my! You followed me here. You're nosy people.
**[22:20] Kahei**
I told you this was a personal matter, so I don't need your help.
**[22:24] Shinpachi**
Don't worry. We came here for something personal, too.
**[22:28] Shinpachi**
By the way, Don't you think you're going too far even for a devoted grandfather, Kahei-san?
**[22:33] Kahei**
You guys are more than just nosy.
**[22:37] Kahei**
There are things you're better off not knowing about in this world.
***SIGN*** [To Be Continued]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Are you asking me if I made an "apo?"
***SIGN*** What's an "apo"? Huh? Could it be a fruit from the northern area, like a "Fuji Apple"?
***SIGN*** The next episode... "If You Want to Meet Someone, Get an Appo First."
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi and the others are in a critical pinch. And what will be the fate of Kanshichiro?!]
***SIGN*** [Feared as "Nizo the Butcher". The sunglasses swordsman, Nizo Okada.]