E43 - Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes

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[00:01] Gintoki
    So...cherish her... Okay?
SIGN    [Kagura returned to her planet with her father. Everyone at the Otose Snack House is depressed.]
SIGN    [On the other hand, the women are busy trying to replace the heroine of the show.]
SIGN    [OTOSE SNACK HOUSE]
[01:44] Otose
    I see.
[01:46] Otose
    That girl with the big appetite returned to her planet.
[01:50] Shinpachi
    Yeah.
[01:51] Shinpachi
    I tried to stop her... But Gin-san said it's probably best for her to be with her father.
[01:56] Hasegawa
    That's right, it's much better than staying with Good-For-Nothing Gin.
[02:00] Otose
    Hmph. She had a loud mouth, but I kinda miss her now that she's gone.
[02:12] Kagura (M)
    Everybody looks really sad. You're all sad because I'm not around, huh?!
[02:18] Kagura (M)
    I'm going to hide out for a while.
[02:21] Kagura (M)
    Then you'll truly realize just how important I am to you!
[02:27] Kagura (M)
    Anyway, I don't see the most important guy.
[02:30] Kagura (M)
    Where is he? The guy with the moppy hair?
[02:39] Kagura (M)
    Restroom... Ah-ha, did you go in there to cry over me? All alone in the restroom?
[02:46] Gintoki
    Gee, I can't believe it really happened to me.
[02:51] Kagura (M)
    He cried his eyes out.
[02:52] Gintoki
    This is terrible. The most important thing in my life...and it's all swollen!
SIGN    ["Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes"]
[03:07] Shinpachi
    What?! Did you touch it with your dirty hands?!
[03:11] Gintoki
    I'm not like you. How old do you think I am?
[03:15] Hasegawa
    Is it some sort of disease? Did you get infected by someone?
[03:17] Gintoki
    I'm not like you. I don't skate on thin ice.
[03:21] Kagura (M)
    That bastard! You're not supposed to care about anything but me!
[03:25] Shinpachi
    Is it your imagination? Maybe you just remember it being smaller.
[03:29] Kagura (M)
    Get back to what you were talking about!
[03:31] Gintoki
    No, it was a good modest size.
[03:34] Kagura (M)
    Hey, that's enough!
[03:36] Otose
    Did you pee on a worm? I heard it swells up if you do.
[03:42] Gintoki
    What are you talking about? That's just an old wives' ta...
[03:47] Otose
    You...can't be...
[03:49] Gintoki
    Oh, no. It wasn't a worm. It was more like a worm-like alien...
[03:53] Catherine
    You pissed on an alien? Oh, no! That's bad.
[03:59] Catherine
    My friend did that and now he's dead.
[04:02] Gintoki
    What?! He died? What does that mean? What'll happen to me? I mean...
[04:09] Kagura (M)
    I said that's enough!
[04:12] Kagura (M)
    He's only talking about his crotch. What?!
[04:15] Kagura (M)
    Do they always talk about their crotches when I'm not around?
[04:22] Otae
    Good evening!
[04:23] Kagura (M)
    Big sister!
[04:24] Shinpachi
    Sis, why are you wearing that?
[04:27] Otae
    Well, it's Chinese Girl Booster Month at work, so everyone wears a Chinese dress to work.
[04:34] Shinpachi
    What's Chinese Girl Booster Month? And what's being boosted?
[04:39] Otae
    Men's fantasies.
[04:41] Otae
    How do I look, Gin-san?
[04:43] Gintoki
    This is not good. I don't want to die young.
[04:46] Hasegawa
    It's useless to speak to him right now. And don't ask me why.
[04:49] Otae
    Oh, you miss Kagura-chan that much... I'm sorry to remind you...
[04:54] Kagura (M)
    Yes, yes, that's it. That's why you're my big sis...
[04:58] Otae
    I think this will help us.
SIGN    [ONIYOME]
SIGN    [Note: Oniyome means Demon Bride and is a parody of Onigoroshi sake]
[05:01] ---
    Let's drink and forget her!
[05:03] Hasegawa
    Wow, this is expensive sake.
[05:03] Kagura (M)
    Oh? Big sis? No... That's not right... Forget? Are you guys trying to forget about me?
[05:05] Otae
    I swiped...er got it from work.
[05:08] Hasegawa
    Oniyome... I haven't had this for a long time.
[05:11] Otae
    Sometimes people can only move on by forgetting.
[05:14] Otae
    Let's forget all the bad stuff by drinking sake, Gin-san.
[05:18] Kagura (M)
    Bad stuff? I'm bad stuff?
[05:20] Gintoki
    No, I can't. Because it's always hanging right there.
[05:25] Kagura (M)
    Can't you think of anything but your crotch?!
[05:27] Otose
    Well, I think she'll be fine. We'll see her again if she's still alive.
[05:30] Otae
    Bottoms up!
[05:31] Hasegawa
    Oh, thank you.
[05:32] Kagura (M)
    Old hag! I didn't ask you!
[05:34] Catherine
    If you ask me, it's good that she left.
[05:37] Kagura (M)
    Say what, pig ears?!
[05:39] Catherine
    I always felt she and I were too similar for one show.
[05:42] Kagura (M)
    No way!
[05:43] Chatherine
    Y'know, "the cute foreign chick."
[05:47] Hasegawa
    Well, I never thought of you as "cute."
[05:50] Otae
    I really miss her.
[05:52] Otae
    Somewhere along the line, I started thinking of her as my little sister.
[05:56] Otae
    I always wanted to have a little sister.
[06:00] Kagura (M)
    Big sis...
[06:01] Otae
    When Shin-chan was little, I used to force him to dress up as a girl.
[06:06] Otae
    Our dad used to yell at me for that.
[06:08] Otae
    Right, Shin-chan?
[06:09] Shinpachi
    Bleep, bleep! Bleep, bleep!
[06:15] Kagura (M)
    Listen!
[06:17] Otae
    ...And yet...
[06:18] Otae
    But why did you have to die and leave me alone, Father?
[06:21] Kagura (M)
    And now you're talking about your father?
[06:24] Gintoki
    What I want to know is, are there any good urologists nearby?
[06:27] Kagura (M)
    Really. That's all you ever want to know about!
[06:29] Hasegawa
    Ah... There's a urologist across from the cigarette store on 3rd Street.
[06:33] Hasegawa
    I heard there's a hot doctor working there.
[06:35] Gintoki
    Really? That'll make my swelling worse.
[06:38] Kagura (M)
    Go away, old man!
[06:40] Hasegawa
    Well, maybe... But it's better to see a sexy doctor if you go...
[06:44] ---
    But I guess you'd feel too embarrassed...
[06:47] Gintoki
    Idiot! That's what's fun about it. There're so many things mixed in.
[06:52] Gintoki
    It's like you're role-playing!
[06:54] Hasegawa
    I guess so. But if you have a stone, it's a completely different story.
[06:58] Hasegawa
    A stone is nasty. It really hurts.
[07:01] Hasegawa
    There's no way you'd be able to think about how beautiful she is. It's that bad.
[07:06] Gintoki
    Is that right? I heard you feel great once it's out...
[07:10] Hasegawa
    Well yeah. It was all the way up in there.
[07:15] ---
    I can't even describe how painful it is.
[07:18] ---
    Your nuts would turn a somersault. No argument.
[07:20] Gintoki
    Have YOU experienced it?
[07:22] Hasegawa
    Well...
[07:23] Kagura (M)
    What are you guys talking about?!
[07:25] Catherine
    First, Chinese chicks who say things like "uh-huh" are such a cliché!
[07:29] Catherine
    I bet she was faking her accent! I bet she can speak perfectly!
[07:33] Hasegawa
    Hey, you forgot to speak with your weird accent.
[07:36] Chatherine
    Oh shi-!
[07:37] Kagura (M)
    You're the one who's faking!
[07:39] Otae
    Hey, Catherine-san, you're way out of line!
[07:44] Otae
    That's no way to speak about the dead!
[07:46] Kagura (M)
    But, I'm not dead.
[07:47] Otae
    If you ask me, your weird accent is outdated! It's impossible to understand!
[07:52] ---
    Right, Shin-chan?
[07:52] Shinpachi
    Bleep, bleep! It's a mysterious invitation!
[07:58] Kagura (M)
    I told you to listen!
[08:00] Gintoki
    I wonder what it's like to go to a female doctor. Should I go? I don't know...
[08:04] Kagura (M)
    Go to hell!
[08:06] Otose
    In any case, what are you guys going to do?
[08:10] Otose
    Do you really think the two of you can run the Odd Jobs by yourselves?
[08:13] Gintoki
    Huh? It doesn't matter how many people there are. In the old days, I did it by myself.
[08:19] Otose
    No, that's not what I meant.
[08:21] ---
    Actually...
[08:23] ---
    A while back this girl came by who wanted to join the Odd Jobs.
[08:26] ---
    She thought I was the boss and left her picture and resume.
[08:31] Gintoki
    Eh? What? Was the Odd Jobs that famous?
[08:35] ---
    I feel a little "uncomfortable" hearing that...
[08:37] Hasegawa
    Your mean your crotch feels uncomfortable, right?
[08:44] Hasegawa
    This picture looks more like a mail-order bride ad to me.
[08:48] Otae
    Wow, she's pretty!
[08:50] Kagura (M)
    Um... I can't see...
[08:52] Otae
    Ayame Sarutobi. She's had a great career.
[08:55] Tae
    She resigned from the Oniwabanshu and became an assassin.
[08:58] Gintoki
    An assassin?
[09:01] Hasegawa
    Whoa! A thief! A spy! How'd you get in here?
[09:06] Sachan
    The bell of Gion temple rings with the impermanence of all things.
SIGN    [Note: A line from The Tale of the Heike. An epic account of the struggle between the Taira and Minamoto clans for control of Japan.]
[09:10] Sachan
    Like the flowers in the holy woods of Sara.
[09:13] Sachan
    The bells say that it is time for a new heroine.
[09:16] Sachan
    Good evening, I am Odd Jobs Sachan.
[09:29] Sachan
    Good evening, I am Odd Jobs Sachan.
[09:33] Kagura (M)
    Sachan?!
[09:36] Sachan
    It's not easy for such shabby men to succeed in this business.
[09:41] Sachan
    Adam and Eve, the president and his beautiful secretary,
[09:44] Sachan
    a master and a maid and Pe Hayashiya and Pahko...
SIGN    [Hayashiya = a husband and wife comedian team in Japan]
[09:48] Sachan
    No matter what you do, you need a real heroine.
[09:51] Kagura (M)
    I think she's missing the point in some places...
[09:55] Sachan
    Even so, Chinese girls who say "uh-huh" are so last year.
[09:58] Sachan
    And a cat-eared middle-aged woman is out of the question as well.
[10:00] Sachan
    And I have no idea about the old woman; is she a man or Orochimaru?
SIGN    [Note: Orochimaru is an anime character who has a snake-tongue and is voiced by the same actress that does Otose.]
[10:05] Sachan
    Understand? The future has arrived!
[10:09] Sachan
    And the future is, the four-eyed Kunoichi...
[10:12] Sachan
    Huh? Kunoichi four-eyes...? Right, let's go with that.
SIGN    [Note: kunoichi = a female ninja. 91 is a parody of ku (9) ichi (1)]
[10:15] ---
    It's time for 91 Mega!
[10:17] ---
    Oops! That was a mistake.
[10:18] Kagura (M)
    She's totally messed up.
[10:19] Sachan
    Thus, um... Gin-san, please take me as your bride...
[10:25] ---
    No, I mean...
[10:26] ---
    As a member of the Odd Jobs...
[10:28] Gintoki
    We've already got four-eyes Shinpachi so, fuggedit.
[10:31] Gintoki
    This is a team and we all need our own distinct personality.
[10:35] Gintoki
    And the best way to show your personality is through your looks.
[10:39] Gintoki
    You don't want fans to say, "Hey, she's just copying Shinpachi's glasses!"
[10:42] Gintoki
    For example... You should have a Mohawk or a huge weapon,
SIGN    [Cannon, Tank, Char Exclusive is from Gundam. It's used to describe Red, High-speed, and distinguish it from others.]
[10:46] Gintoki
    like a "cannon", "tank" or "Char Exclusive".
[10:48] Gintoki
    Make it so anybody can tell who you are just from your silhouette.
[10:50] Gintoki
    Get something like that, then come back.
[10:52] Kagura (M)
    He says that like he's the editor of a manga.
[10:57] Sachan
    You can't complain anymore, right? Are you happy now?
[11:01] Sachan
    Bully me all you want, but I'm a masochist. So I'm enjoying it too!
[11:06] Sachan
    I'm an "M" (as in masochist) and you're "S" (as in sadist). We don't need anything else.
[11:11] Hasegawa
    Sorry, but I'm kind of an "M" too.
[11:15] Kagura (M)
    Sa-chan, that's a Ma-da-O.
[11:19] Catherine
    Hey, listen chickie! You pop up out of nowhere and call yourself the heroine!
[11:25] ---
    This world ain't that easy!
[11:27] Kagura (M)
    Catherine, you...
[11:28] Catherine
    I don't know who you are, but I've been working here for a long time, and you just showed up!
[11:35] ---
    I'm the heroine in this anime!
[11:37] Kagura (M)
    Absolutely not!
[11:38] Sachan
    Shut up, you middle-aged woman! You're just a waste of cat ears!
[11:42] Sachan
    If I had your ears, I'd be a ninja with glasses and cat ears.
[11:46] Sachan
    The triple crown of cute anime girl gimmicks!
[11:48] Catherine
    My whole gimmick is being middle-aged and having cute cat ears. It's all good!
SIGN    [Note: Usually, a cat-eared (nekomimi) character is a young girl.]
[11:52] Kagura (M)
    That's not very good at all.
[11:53] Otae
    That's enough! Knock it off you two!
[11:55] Otae
    How do you think Kagura would feel if she could see you right now?!
[11:59] Otae
    By the way,
[12:00] ---
    I've known Gin-san a lot longer than any of you, uh-huh.
[12:04] Kagura (M)
    "Uh-huh"? Oh? Big sis? Are you trying to become the heroine now, Big sis?
[12:09] Catherine
    How dare you look down on me, meow!
[12:12] Catherine
    You don't even have any character, meow!
[12:16] Kagura (M)
    What's with the "meow"? Is that her new gimmick?
[12:19] Kagura (M)
    Is that your idea of a cute new speech pattern?
[12:21] Sachan
    It doesn't matter if you've got strong character.
[12:23] Sachan
    Your face is too strong, as in ugly, nin-nin.
[12:25] Catherine
    What?!
[12:25] Sachan
    You, too.
[12:26] Sachan
    Don't get carried away, just because you've known Gin-san for a long time, glasses beam!
[12:30] Kagura (M)
    Don't mix up your lines so much!
[12:32] Otae
    But I've been here the longest, uh-huh!
[12:34] Kagura (M)
    You're using "uh-huh" wrong, Big sis.
[12:36] Sachan
    What?! The length of time doesn't matter! Quality is more important!
[12:40] ---
    I've already had experience doing a little of this and that with Gin-san!
[12:44] Otae
    What? You just said that it doesn't matter how strong a character is, right?
[12:48] ---
    And you said "a little of this and that," but it's all in your imagination, right?!
[12:52] Catherine
    Strong is better than weak, meow!
[12:54] Sachan
    But it doesn't apply to the face!
[12:55] Kagura (M)
    This is getting downright nasty...
[12:57] Sachan
    What about you guys?!
[12:59] Sachan
    You don't like Gin-san as much as I do. I'm the one who deserves him, nin-nin.
[13:02] Otae
    I do like him... Next to cotton work gloves, he's the best, uh-huh.
[13:05] Catherine
    How far down the list is that, meow?!
[13:07] Otae
    But most of all I love myself. So I hate losing to anyone, uh-huh.
[13:12] Hasegawa
    Um...
[13:13] Catherine
    Let me tell you something. I don't care about that useless man!
[13:16] Catherine
    I just want to see you both lose, meow!
[13:19] Sachan
    You lost the day you were born, nin-nin!
[13:21] Gintoki
    Hey, calm down.
[13:25] Hasegawa
    If you keep this up, you'll never settle down.
[13:28] Hasegawa
    You should listen to the opinions of us men.
[13:30] Kagura (M)
    What does "settle down" mean, anyway?
[13:32] Hasegawa
    Men like us believe a woman has to meet three requirements to become a heroine.
[13:40] Hasegawa
    Those are...
SIGN    [FACE]
[13:41] Ginoki
    A pretty face,
[13:43] Hasegawa
    style,
SIGN    [STYLE]
[13:44] Shinpachi
    personality.
SIGN    [PERSONALITY]
[13:46] Kagura (M)
    I don't have any of those.
[13:48] Hasegawa
    So for starters, we'll see you later!
[13:51] Catherine
    Screw you.
[13:52] Hasegawa
    You two can stay.
[13:54] Gintoki
    Listen. A heroine needs a good face. But it doesn't just mean a pretty face.
[14:02] Gintoki
    A face that beats the crap out of people, but with a smile...
[14:05] Gintoki
    Or, someone who would create a parent-son problem on a kids' anime. Both of those are out of the question.
[14:11] Gintoki
    What I'm trying to say is...
[14:12] Shinpachi
    It's all about your facial expression!
[14:14] Shinpachi
    In different situations, you need to have the response your audience is expecting.
[14:18] ---
    Such as laughing when appropriate...
SIGN    [This is just Shinpachi's imagination. This picture is slightly different from the real person.]
[14:20] Shinpachi
    Getting angry when necessary...
[14:22] Otsu
    I'm angry now, pun pun.
[14:24] Shinpachi
    Having a background filled with flowers at any time...
[14:26] Otsu
    It's one day late, but Happy Birthday!
[14:29] Shinpachi
    Being able to tear up on cue.
[14:31] Otsu
    Well...
[14:33] Shinpachi
    Being able to cry when necessary.
[14:36] Otsu
    I'm happy...but it's strange...
[14:39] Shinpachi
    Therefore, the heroine will be...
[14:42] Gintoki
    Therefore, first of all, you...
[14:45] Gintoki
    Cry.
[14:49] Sachan
    Then...
[14:50] Sachan
    Please use this.
[14:52] Kagura (M)
    You got it wrong again!
[14:53] Gintoki
    It's out of the question.
[14:55] Gintoki
    You try it.
[14:57] Otae
    Well, that's easy.
[15:03] Otae
    Come on, cry! I won't stop until you're bawling!
[15:07] Hasegawa
    Um... Why?
[15:11] ---
    But this feels good...
[15:13] Otae
    Ora ora ora ora!
SIGN    [Note: Ora = a fighting taunt used when repeatedly punching someone]
[15:16] Gintoki
    Hey, hey! Who told you to make someone cry? I said for YOU to cry.
[15:19] Hasegawa
    But I think I can...
[15:21] Kagura (M)
    That's the reason he's a DORK.
[15:24] Gintoki
    Really, every single one of them...
[15:27] Catherine
    Hey, I didn't do anything yet.
[15:31] Catherine
    So how do I look, meow?
[15:36] Gintoki
    Missed every single one of them...
[15:38] Catherine
    I'll kill you, bastard, meow!
[15:40] Kagura (M)
    Why don't you just give up?
[15:45] ---
    I think we're done with the "face."
[15:48] Hasegawa
    A heroine's style is very important.
SIGN    [Note: Hasegawa takes the same pose as Gendo from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Both characters were voiced by the same voice actor.]
[15:50] Hasegawa
    A heroine's gotta be, you know... Bang! Pow! Boom!
[15:53] Hasegawa
    It's like fully grown fruit. Plump, but not fat.
SIGN    [Due to circumstances, detailed examples are limited, so we are using images as metaphors. Thank you for your understanding.]
[15:57] Hasegawa
    From the moment you see it, it doesn't matter if you remember her face!
[16:01] Hasegawa
    Even dirty old geezers move their eyes up and down and side to side.
[16:08] Hasegawa
    A heroine has to catch their attention! That's the heroine's big boobs...
[16:11] Hasegawa
    I mean figure! I mean style!
[16:14] Hasegawa
    An hourglass figure is the best. Yeah, yeah.
[16:19] Kagura (M)
    That's an old man's opinion.
[16:21] Hasegawa
    So that excludes the monster cat ...
[16:25] Chatherine
    What?!
[16:26] Hasegawa
    Now lets compare the two of you...
[16:29] Hasegawa
    Bang.
[16:29] Hasegawa
    Pow.
[16:30] Otae
    Boooooom!
[16:37] Gintoki
    You both pass.
[16:39] Gintoki
    The last thing is... Um... Huh? Was it "personality"?
[16:43] Gintoki
    Well... Both of you are perfect, so... I just can't pick a winner...
[16:49] Otae
    You had better pick one, uh-huh!
[16:52] Sachan
    You chumps started this, mega bazooka.
[16:56] Gintoki
    Shi-Shinpachi-kun...
[16:58] Gintoki
    Wake up, Shinpachi-kun. You're the one who suggested "personality," so you should judge.
[17:05] Shinpachi
    A heroine?
[17:07] ---
    The heroine is...
[17:09] Shinpachi
    Otsu-chan. I'd say it's Otsu-chan.
[17:14] Otae/Sachan
    Ora!
[17:25] Otae
    Hmph. Come with me to the riverbank. We'll settle this, uh-huh!
[17:28] Sachan
    Hmph.
[17:28] ---
    Fine with me, nin-nin.
[17:31] Shinpachi
    Gi-Gin-san...
[17:33] Gintoki
    What?
[17:34] Shinpachi
    Really... How come we don't have any just plain nice girls around us?
[17:39] Gintoki
    You said it.
[17:41] Shinpachi
    When it comes right down to it, Kagura-chan was the best of all, huh?
[17:46] Gintoki
    So true...
[17:48] Otose
    Hey, you guys are so pathetic.
[17:51] Otose
    You sent her packing, and you already miss her?
[17:59] Otose
    Hmph. This is how selfish men are and why I don't like them.
[18:03] ---
    Right? Why don't you say something?
[18:08] Kagura
    Sorry, I don't have an hourglass figure.
[18:13] Kagura
    All right, don't say anything. Don't say a word.
[18:16] Kagura
    I'm the only one who can handle you jerks. So I'm the heroine.
[18:29] Gintoki
    Don't you mean the mascot?
[18:31] Otose
    Come inside! Let's have another drink.
SIGN    ["Since it ended a bit early, we're starting the next one."]
[20:19] Katsura
    What?! You're not going to eat? Don't worry about money. It's on me today.
[20:23] Gintoki
    Don't you guys dare eat one bite! His face tells me he's plotting something.
[20:27] Gintoki
    And it says he's going to do something reckless.
[20:30] Katsura
    No need for groundless suspicions.
[20:32] Shinpachi
    Even if we're hungry, you can't buy us off with food. We're not that cheap.
[20:37] Shinpachi
    You're way too sweet, Katsura-san.
[20:38] Gintoki
    Way too sweet! Like this chocolate that's melting.
[20:41] Kagura
    Excuse me! Can I have a refill?
[20:45] Katsura
    I should've been more careful. Elizabeth was always with me.
[20:49] Katsura
    So I should've known she would attract the attention of the authorities.
[20:53] Gintoki
    So, who did it?
[20:55] Katsura
    Chintaro Toyama, the evil magistrate.
[20:57] Katsura
    He's a villain who takes bribes to satisfy his desires.
[21:03] Katsura
    Elizabeth's head will definitely roll if I don't do something.
[21:08] Katsura
    I beg you, Gintoki. Help me rescue Elizabeth.
SIGN    [Kunoichi Café Wait time - 90 minutes]
[21:18] Sachan
    What?! You're going to sneak into the magistrate's office, gozaru?
[21:22] Gintoki
    Well, this idiot just won't take no for an answer.
[21:25] Gintoki
    And I thought you're a ninja, so you're good at that kind of stuff. So, please.
[21:29] Sachan
    Please what, gozaru?
[21:30] Gintoki
    Can you help turn us into ninja?
[21:32] Sachan
    Are you underestimating the ninja, gozaru?
[21:34] Gintoki
    Do all ninja have to say "gozaru" at the end of each phrase?
[21:37] Katsura
    Not "gozaru." I'm Katsura.
[21:39] Sachan
    But you can't possibly become a ninja overnight...
[21:42] Manager
    True kunoichi are forged through blood, sweat and tears! Don't underestimate us!
[21:47] Sachan
    Manager, aren't you a man?
[21:49] Katsura
    Still, could you at least come with us, Sa-san?
[21:52] Sachan
    "-Chan" is fine.
[21:54] Katsura
    There's no time to lose, Sa-kun.
[21:56] Sachan
    I said you can call me Sachan, dumb-ass!
[21:58] Sachan
    Sorry, but I have past connections to Bakufu people, so I can't do anything stupid.
[22:04] Sachan
    See? I've got a call for work...
[22:12] Gintoki
    Are you insulting us? Stop messing with your phone while you are with a customer!
[22:17] Sachan
    Hmph. You're awfully firm with me.
[22:20] Shinpachi
    Why are you blushing? Why?
[22:22] Katsura
    You don't have connections with the Bakufu anymore. So you can help...
[22:26] Customer
    Hey! What are you doing?! Hurry up and bring my damn tea!
[22:28] Sachan
    Yes, sir! I'll be right with you, gozaru.
[22:30] ---
    I'm sorry. I can't come with you. I'm too busy right now.
[22:34] Sachan
    See ya!
[22:36] Sachan
    Here's your tea, gozaru!
[22:38] Sachan
    Here's your cake. It's on the house now!
[22:41] Waitress
    Hey, Sachan! What are you doing?!
[22:44] Manager
    You're fired.
[22:46] Sachan
    But...! Manager!
[22:48] Manager
    I'm over here.
[22:51] Sachan
    Oh! My glasses...
[22:53] Sachan
    When did that happen?
[22:54] Gintoki
    Hey, over here.
[22:56] Gintoki
    You left your glasses here.
[22:59] Gintoki
    Tough luck, Sachan, you're really careless...
[23:02] Katsura
    But now that you're free... Let's go.
[23:05] Shinpachi
    Well... Sachan... I'm sorry...
[23:10] Sachan
    Ah...I want to be bullied some more.
[23:12] Shinpachi
    What?! That's disgusting!
[23:13] Sachan
    Well, I'll pound as many of the secrets of the ninja into you as I can.
[23:18] Sachan
    First. A ninja must be a shadow.
[23:21] Sachan
    He does his work so discreetly that no one ever knows he is there.
[23:24] Sachan
    Whatever you do, you must be inconspicuous!
[23:27] Shinpachi
    You call this inconspicuous? Look at us! Are we the Go-Rangers?!
[23:31] Sachan
    Well, anyways, I can't tell your faces apart.
[23:33] Sachan
    Everyone but Gin-san looks the same to me.
[23:36] Shinpachi
    Why don't we just wear name tags?!
[23:37] Sachan
    Oh, Gin-san, your scarf isn't tied right.
[23:40] Sachan
    You're so careless... You can't do anything without me.
[23:43] Gintoki
    You're the careless one!
[23:45] Shinpachi
    And you still can't see anybody! Put your glasses on!
[23:48] Katsura
    By the way, why is my color yellow?
[23:50] Katsura
    The leader is supposed to wear red. I want red.
[23:53] Kagura
    Don't fight me on this, Zura. Red is my symbol color. So I'm the leader.
[23:57] Katsura
    It's not very convincing, but it's fine if I have no other choice.
[24:00] Kagura
    As the leader, I make the orders.
[24:02] Kagura
    Yellow, you love curry, so you always carry curry with you.
[24:05] Gintoki
    Hey, Shinpachi, can you switch with me?
[24:08] Gintoki
    This will be almost impossible to keep clean while eating curry udon.
SIGN    [Note: curry udon = yellow curry on top of noodles]
[24:10] Shinpachi
    I don't care about curry or curry udon! Why did you even come here?!
SIGN    [Next Time]
SIGN    Thus, we teamed up as the Go-Ninja
SIGN    
SIGN    to sneak into the Magistrate's office where Elizabeth-san is being held.
SIGN    But there're enemies waiting for us!
SIGN    The next episode: "Mom's Busy Too So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner."
SIGN    [Chintoro Toyama, an evil magistrate, sent the Shinobi Five, the five strongest ninja.]
SIGN    [Will the Go-ninja successfully rescue Elizabeth?]