E366 - Dun Dun

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SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright
    room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!!
[00:06] Gin
    Oh, man.
[00:08] Gin
    Whoever said children grow even 
    without their parents was a wise man.
[00:13] Gin
    I'm back for a little bit, Edo.
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Silver Soul
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
SIGN    Dun Dun
[01:54] Gin
    So, where's the enemy?
[01:58] Tak
    Everywhere around you.
SIGN    Oedo Construction
[02:00] Tak
    Even as they propagated their
    religion across the universe,
[02:03] Tak
    they don't have a base on any planet.
[02:07] Tak
    Mobile Cathedral Kuyo.
[02:09] Tak
    A warship wandering the skies is their HQ.
[02:13] Tak
    It can't be detected by the
    naked eye or by radar,
[02:16] Tak
    but there's no doubt it's
    in Terran skies right now.
[02:19] Tak
    And that's where Sensei is.
[02:22] Gin
    How are we gonna stop them?
[02:23] Tak
    Who do you think I am?
[02:26] Tak
    I know what third-rate terrorists are
    thinking like the back of my own hand.
[02:31] Tak
    There's something I need to do before
    they make their move, though.
[02:36] Tak
    Use that time to take care
    of your own business.
[02:38] Gin
    Huh?
[02:39] Tak
    It's your first time back in two years.
[02:41] Tak
    Aren't there some old faces you want to see?
[02:45] Gin
    Are you stupid?
[02:46] Gin
    How can I face them? What do I tell them?
[02:49] Gin
    "Hey, I'm here to save the monster
    you all risked your lives to defeat"?
[02:53] Gin
    What do you think my face is, Jump Square?
[02:57] Tak
    Well, do as you wish.
[03:01] Ymz
    There's no doubt about it.
[03:03] Ymz
    The Odd Jobs boss has
    fallen to the dark side!
[03:07] Ymz
    With this happening so close to the finale,
[03:09] Ymz
    it must be a case where the mankind-protecting
    protag despairs in our foolishness
[03:14] Ymz
    and decides to wipe everything
    out! It's the Devilman pattern!
[03:17] Hij
    Zaki, I didn't ask for your delusions.
[03:20] Hij
    I'm about to despair in my subordinate's
    foolishness and wipe out his salary, too.
[03:24] Ymz
    Who's a foolish subordinate?
[03:25] Ymz
    Who do you think made it
    possible to follow them this far?
[03:29] Hij
    Right. You said you could fly, so I got
    on your back and tried to follow the boat.
[03:33] (Flashback) Hij
    Go, Mobcop!
[03:35] Hij
    So you made it possible for me to nearly
    die five times when you ran out of gas.
[03:40] Ymz
    Look, that was because I couldn't refuel.
[03:42] Hij
    Why is Robocop's fuel anpan?
[03:44] Ymz
    Plus, the bean paste was
    coarse, not strained.
[03:46] Ymz
    I can't recharge like that, Tony!
[03:48] Hij
    Who're you calling Tony?
[03:50] Hij
    Your mechanical specs and brain
    specs are totally out of sync!
[03:54] Hij
    Don't take your eyes off them.
[03:56] Hij
    We'll follow them and see what they're up to.
[03:58] Ymz
    What? But if we waste time, the
    Demon Army and Satan Army will—
[04:01] Hij
    Armageddon isn't gonna happen.
[04:03] Ymz
    Are you saying you'll have
    faith in the boss, then?
[04:07] Hij
    That's not it.
[04:08] Hij
    Figuring out their goal comes first.
[04:11] Ymz
    And what if he's plotting something evil?
[04:17] Hij
    I'll cut him down.
[04:18] Hij
    That's our duty as the Shinsengumi he saved.
[04:25] Ymz
    Hijikata-san...
[04:27] Ymz
    The Shinsengumi doesn't
    exist anymore, though.
[04:30] Hij
    I said not to take your eyes off them.
[04:34] Hij
    They're splitting up.
[04:35] Hij
    We'll also split up and follow them both!
[04:37] Ymz
    Understood!
[04:38] Ymz
    Then I'll follow Takasugi!
[04:40] Ymz
    And I'll follow the boss!
[04:42] Ymz
    Hijikata-san, you go buy some anpan!
[04:45] Hij
    Got it! Strained, right?
[04:47] Hij
    Like hell!
[04:49] Hij
    Why're you splitting into two?
    Why am I your lackey?
[04:52] Ymz
    Oh, sorry.
[04:53] Ymz
    I forgot I had a shadowing mode.
[04:57] Yij
    I'll buy some anpan from over here!
[05:00] Yij
    Hijikata, you go buy the anpan that-a-way!
[05:03] Hij
    Got it! The ones with seeds
    sprinkled on top, right?
[05:06] Hij
    Why're we splitting up to buy anpan?!
[05:09] Hij
    Look, you can stay like that.
[05:10] Hij
    You can be Hijikata-san if you keep
    it natural! Just follow Odd Jobs!
[05:13] Ymz
    Understood!
[05:14] Ymz
    I should be the natural Hijikata-san, right?
[05:16] Hij
    I bought you anpan, sir!
[05:18] Hij
    Please stop! No more natural Hijikata-san!
[05:21] Hij
    Put some clothes on!
[05:23] Hij
    Crap!
[05:41] Gin
    Actually, never mind.
[05:42] Gin
    If I run into anyone, I don't think
    just sunglasses will help disguise me.
[05:54] Gin
    Granny!
[05:55] Gin
    If I buy these briefs, will you
    do me a huge favor?! Please?!
[06:01] Tae
    Oh, that's a nice swimsuit.
[06:04] Tae
    Maybe I should pick it up for Shin-chan.
[06:06] Gran
    You know how to pick 'em, miss.
[06:09] Gran
    They're all the next big thing,
    the latest and hottest in fashion.
[06:12] Tae
    Really?
[06:14] Tae
    Yeah, the designs sure are novel.
[06:16] Tae
    This one looks like boxers,
[06:18] Tae
    this one's got something sticking out,
[06:20] Tae
    and this one's Hentai Kamen.
[06:23] Hij
    Why'd you join the mannequin parade?!
[06:26] Ymz
    Hijikata-san, that's Shinpachi-kun's sister.
[06:29] Ymz
    Looks like the boss doesn't want to be seen.
[06:32] Hij
    But he's sticking out like a sore thumb!
[06:34] Hij
    And we've gotta hurry up
    and go after Takasugi...
[06:38] Hij
    You're in the parade, too?!
[06:40] Hij
    Huh?
[06:41] Hij
    Are you kidding me? What is he doing?
[06:43] Hij
    Is that how the smug bastard's been
    throwing us off all this time?
[06:48] Hij
    He's not looking up at all.
[06:50] Hij
    I bet his face is beet red.
[06:52] Ymz
    Hijikata-san, you're the pot calling the
    kettle black right now. Could you stop?
[06:56] Tae
    I'd like to take a closer look.
[06:59] Gran
    Sure, go ahead and take it off.
[07:01] Tae
    But, you know...
[07:03] Gran
    Oh, is it sticking out?
[07:07] Gran
    It's stuck on something. I can't take it off.
[07:10] Gran
    Looks like it'd be faster to just mash it down!
[07:16] Hij
    E-Endure it, Yamazaki!
[07:18] Gran
    Didn't work, huh? Could you
    grab the hammer over there?
[07:21] Hij
    Hammer?!
[07:23] Tae
    Oh, but I don't know if I'm
    going to buy it or not.
[07:26] Gran
    Don't hold back.
[07:28] Gran
    We've got tons of spare mannequins and blls.
[07:31] Tae
    Oh, I'm not. It's just...
[07:37] Tae
    This is what I wanted to see.
[07:38] Hij
    Mobcop!
[07:40] Gran
    Oh, the cap?
[07:42] Tae
    This isn't what I pictured, though.
[07:46] Tae
    I'll put it back on top.
[07:48] Hij
    That's the wrong "top"!
[07:50] Tae
    Huh? Is this how it looked?
[07:52] Tae
    Wasn't this the right place?
[07:54] Gran
    Nah, it was over here.
[07:56] Tae
    No, wasn't this over here?
[07:58] Gran
    Nah, over here.
[08:00] Hij
    Where'd Yamazaki go?
[08:03] Hij
    How'd they even turn him into this?!
[08:05] Tae
    Oh, I'm interested in these sunglasses, too.
[08:08] Tae
    May I take them off?
[08:14] Tae
    The wind's blowing away the merchandise!
[08:16] Hij
    He ran for it!
[08:17] Hij
    That bastard's trying to save his own skin!
[08:20] Hij
    Guess I'll join him...
[08:32] Tae
    Thank goodness.
[08:33] Tae
    You nearly lost your merchandise.
[08:36] Gran
    Yeah...
[08:38] Gran
    I think we lost some lives instead.
SIGN    Kodokan Dojo
[08:46] Hij
    How'd things end up this way?
[08:49] Hij
    Wasn't this place supposed to be*
    a rundown swordsmanship dojo?
[08:53] Hij
    What's with them?
[08:56] Hij
    What the hell is TAEZAP?
[09:15] Tae
    Okay, everyone.
[09:17] Tae
    That's it for today's training.
[09:19] Hij
    Uh, what training? Those fatties
    were just spinning on a wheel!
[09:22] Tae
    You can take your Baagen-Dazs
    rewards and go home!
[09:25] Hij
    Like hell they'll lose any weight!
[09:27] Hij
    You want to keep them here
    forever, don't you?!
[09:29] Tae
    Sorry I kept you waiting, Kyu-chan.
[09:31] Kyu
    Don't be. It was interesting.
[09:33] Kyu
    Swordsmanship exercises, huh?
[09:36] Kyu
    Tae-chan, maybe it's people like you who
    can keep the sword alive in these times.
[09:42] Kyu
    I should try my best to keep up, too.
[09:45] Gin
    Kyubei...
[09:47] Kyu
    But are you okay with this?
[09:48] Tae
    What do you mean?
[09:49] Kyu
    I was sure Shinpachi-kun would be
    the one to take over this dojo.
[09:53] Kyu
    It's been two years already.
[09:56] Kyu
    Is he planning to succeed that guy instead?
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[10:01] Tae
    That's fine by me.
[10:03] Tae
    If that's what he truly wants to do.
[10:08] Kyu
    I see...
[10:10] Tae
    How's everyone on your end?
[10:15] Kyu
    Same as ever.
[10:17] Kyu
    We went through a lot
    in these two years, too,
[10:20] Kyu
    but even in a new era, all we can do
    is keep the swordsman spirit alive.
[10:25] Kyu
    That's our clan's pride.
[10:31] (Flashback) Kyu
    I think I'm ready for an arranged marriage.
[10:34] (Flashback) Bim
    Kyubei, you...
[10:37] (Flashback) Kyu
    Don't worry. I won't bring
    any girls home anymore.
[10:43] (Flashback) Kyu
    If there's someone out there willing
    to live together with my sword,
[10:47] (Flashback) Kyu
    then I'll gladly die with them.
[10:52] (Flashback) Bim
    I see.
[11:04] Kyu
    He really wanted to see that guy again.
[11:07] Kyu
    So I'm glad he didn't come back.
[11:11] Kyu
    Who knows? I might've actually
    been married off to him.
[11:17] Tae
    But I would've wanted him to see it.
[11:20] Tae
    You in a wedding dress,
    and what Edo looks like now.
[11:25] Tae
    Well, let's get going.
[11:27] Tae
    Our plan today is to shop for
    marriage-meeting kimonos, right?
[11:30] Kyu
    Oh, right.
[11:32] Kyu
    But first, let me put the mannequins away.
[11:40] Gin
    You haven't gotten over
    your fear of men at all!
[11:45] Tae
    So, what was the cause with your grandfather?
[11:48] Kyu
    Food poisoning.
[11:50] Kyu
    He promised not to eat things off
    the street or gather trash anymore,
[11:54] Kyu
    but he's probably still picking up
    trash somewhere as we speak.
[11:58] Gin
    And this guy's still alive?!
SIGN    Mon-Fiction
SIGN    Mon-Fiction
[12:12] Bim
    Well, my son and grandkid
    are all grown up now,
[12:16] Bim
    so I decided to retire in
    leisure, doing what I want.
[12:21] D
    And that's rummaging through garbage,
    despite repeated complaints from people?
[12:26] Bim
    Everyone calls it that,
SIGN    The Man Who
    Lives With Trash
[12:28] Bim
    but I've never once thought
    of these as trash.
[12:32] D
    So it's your way of warning modern
    society that they're too wasteful?
[12:36] Bim
    I don't want to be that sanctimonious,
[12:39] Bim
    but take a look at this, Director.
[12:43] Bim
    This is something I picked up today.
[12:45] Bim
    But give it some fancy clothes
[12:47] Bim
    and a fancy logo,
SIGN    The Third  Silver Soul Brothers
[12:53] Bim
    and it can be used as a roach swatter.
[12:55] Bim
    And look, there's another over here.
[12:57] Bim
    We can write something like this on it...
SIGN    Youtuber
[13:03] Bim
    and transform it into a fly swatter.
[13:05] Bim
    There's one more.
[13:10] Bim
    How do you think we can
    give it a new purpose?
[13:14] D
    We can write "Director" on it and
    use it as a sandbag for tackling.
[13:19] Bim
    That's not a bad idea,
    but the right answer is...
SIGN    Domoto
[13:22] Bim
    Write that,
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
[13:24] Bim
    and we can make a bunch of money.
[13:31] Bim
    Wh-What's going on?
[13:33] Bim
    Th-The pieces of trash are...
[13:34] D
    Those pieces of trash looked
    truly alive to us, too.
[13:40] D
    Like the old man said, maybe they
    could still serve a purpose...
[13:46] D
    As trash that can remove other trash.
SIGN    Mon-Fiction
SIGN    The Man Who Lives With Trash
SIGN    Fin
[13:55] Gin
    I'm out of that mannequin hell at last!
[13:58] Gin
    Takasugi, I didn't expect
    you to join in, too.
[14:01] Gin
    Is that how you've been running
    from the bakufu until now?
[14:05] Gin
    I'm amazed you have the gall to say
    you'll destroy the world like that.
[14:08] Gin
    Hey!
[14:08] Gin
    Say something, Takasugi...
[14:16] Gin
    Takasugi, since when?
[14:19] Gin
    Oh, is that why you want
    to destroy the world?
[14:22] Hij
    Yeah, right! Dumbass!
[14:24] Gin
    Hang on. Try saying your catchphrase.
[14:27] Tak
    I'll just destroy this rotten world.
[14:30] Gin
    Louder! Put your heart in it!
[14:32] Tak
    I'll just destroy this stinky world!
[14:35] Gin
    Louder! In your own words!
[14:37] G
    Ni hao fan a, ben dan!
[14:37] Top
    "Drop it already, jerk!"
[14:39] G
    Wo zen me zhi dao a, bai chi!
[14:39] Top2
    "How would I know, dumbass?!"
[14:40] Gin
    Okay, got it.
[14:42] Gin
    Takasugi, you've been going to
    a language school, haven't you?
[14:44] Hij
    No, he's just someone else!
[14:46] G
    There I was, doing my job, when
    a one-eyed man threatened me.
[14:50] Hij
    I see. So that was already
    somebody else, huh?
[14:54] Hij
    I should've known it was too
    dumb a plan for Takasugi.
[14:58] Gin
    Then where's the real one
    now? What's he doing?
[15:01] G
    Mom, that bear isn't giving me a balloon.
[15:03] G
    Probably doing my job in my place.
[15:06] Hij
    That's just as dumb!
[15:10] Gin
    All right. I'll use this disguise for now.
[15:13] Gin
    He may be a terrorist, but
    he's better than Hentai Kamen.
[15:18] Gin
    Uh, this is the first thing that happens
    after Takasugi Shinsfake is born?!
[15:22] Gin
    Just how much do people hate him?!
[15:24] Sac
    I dare you to take one more
    step, Takasugi Shinsuke.
[15:28] Sac
    I'll riddle you with holes!
[15:33] Gin
    Sacchan?
[15:35] Gin
    Y-You've got the wrong guy, miss.
[15:39] Gin
    Takasugi's one-eyed, remember?
[15:41] Gin
    Look, I have both my eyes...
[15:43] Sac
    Sorry, but I don't care
    how many eyes you have.
[15:49] Gin
    Th-That so?
[15:51] Gin
    I'm impressed you noticed this
    fake eye from so far away.
[15:56] Gin
    Dun dun!
[15:56] Gin
    That's right. I'm the man famous for
    "I'll destroy the world," Trold Takasugi.
[16:01] Gin
    What about it?
[16:02] Hij
    He's going with that? He's trying
    to get through this as Shinsfake?
[16:07] Sac
    Where is Sakata Gintoki now?
[16:12] Gin
    Didn't he abandon Edo?
    He won't be coming back, then.
[16:16] Gin
    Dun dun!
[16:17] Gin
    He never laid roots in any one place, anyway.
[16:22] Sac
    Don't you get it? I'm telling you
    that playing dumb won't work.
[16:24] Gin
    Look in my eyes.
[16:26] Gin
    Dun dun!
[16:27] Gin
    Do I look like I'm playing dumb?
[16:30] Hij
    That's all you look like!
[16:32] Hij
    And you're dun dun-ing too much, Shinsfake.
[16:34] Gin
    I never lie.
[16:36] Gin
    Dun dun!
[16:36] Gin
    Indians never lie, either.
[16:39] Hij
    Did that really need a dun dun? You're
    leaning too hard on that, Shinsfake!
[16:42] Gin
    Can I go now? I need to duntroy the world.
[16:46] Hij
    What the hell does "duntroy" mean?!
[16:49] Sac
    Hold it.
[16:50] Gin
    Give it up.
[16:52] Gin
    Forget about him already.
[16:54] Gin
    There's no point in waiting for him.
[16:56] Sac
    Oh, really?
[16:57] Sac
    Then I'll forget how to neutralize
    the poison in your body too, okay?
[17:06] Gin
    W-Was it back then?!
[17:08] Sac
    If you leave now, you'll be destroyed
    before the world. Are you okay with that?
[17:13] Sac
    Dun dun!
[17:14] Sac
    You'll die spewing excreta from
    every orifice in your body.
[17:18] Hij
    A real dun dun!
[17:20] Hij
    That's the correct way to dun dun!
[17:21] Gin
    Dun dun!
[17:22] Gin
    Come to think of it, I saw a
    silver-haired guy over there earlier.
[17:26] Hij
    That's his most convincing dun dun yet.
[17:29] Sac
    Dun dun!
[17:30] Sac
    Lead me there.
[17:32] Sac
    I'll follow the crap you leave on
    the trail, Dumpsel and Peetel.
[17:36] Hij
    But it's still no match for a real dun dun.
[17:40] Sac
    I'm not giving you the antidote
    until I see Sakata Gintoki.
[17:45] Gin
    You need an escort? How pampered are you?
[17:48] Gin
    But can you really tame this dark beast?
[17:51] Gin
    Did you remember to bring a
    plastic bag and water with you?
[17:54] Sac
    Of course. It's basic etiquette for
    an owner to clean up after their pet.
[17:58] Hij
    Is he a chihuahua?
    He's just a black chihuahua!
[18:01] Hij
    He can't even walk!
    What's the chihuahua gonna do?
SIGN    Oedo Mart
    All Noodles 20% Off
[18:05] Gin
    I-I think I saw Gintoki
    in that convenience store.
[18:09] Gin
    Chun chun!
[18:10] Hij
    What the hell is "chun chun"?!
    The chihuahua's at his limit!
[18:14] Gin
    Huh? I don't see him.
[18:17] Gin
    I guess I should check the toilet, too.
[18:22] Shuwa
    Occupied.
[18:24] Gin
    Oh, sorry about that.
SIGN    Oedo Mart
    All Noodles 20% Off
[18:26] Gin
    L-Looks like this is the
    wrong convenience store.
[18:30] Gin
    That one, maybe?
[18:32] G
    Occupied.
[18:33] G
    Occupied!
SIGN    Occupied.
[18:37] G
    Oc...
[18:37] G
    Oc...
[18:38] G
    Oc...
[18:38] G
    Oc...
[18:39] G
    Occupied.
[18:43] Gin
    Don't tell me...
[18:45] Gin
    You put ninja in every one of Edo's toilets?
[18:47] Gin
    How could you?!
[18:50] Sac
    There wasn't just one guy
    who vanished without a word.
[19:01] (Flashback) Sac
    Where are you going, Zenzo?
[19:06] (Flashback) Zen
    Now that the world's peaceful,
[19:08] (Flashback) Zen
    I'm the biggest danger to the princess.
[19:12] (Flashback) Zen
    And besides, the Oniwaban have you, Sarutobi.
[19:20] (Flashback) Sac
    Why are all you men like this?
[19:23] (Flashback) Sac
    Can't you say "wait for me" before you go?
[19:27] (Flashback) Zen
    Sarutobi.
[19:28] (Flashback) Zen
    Even if we did, would you really
    just sit tight and wait?
[19:35] (Flashback) Sac
    I guess not.
[19:39] (Flashback) Sac
    So I want your help, guys.
[19:42] (Flashback) Sac
    I may not be as strong as Zenzo, our leader,
[19:46] (Flashback) Sac
    but with your help, we can do this!
[19:52] (Flashback) Sac
    As Ninja Master Sarutobi Ayame, I order you!
[19:55] (Flashback) Sac
    Find Sakata Gintoki and have him marry me!
[19:58] Hij
    All she did was use the
    ninja for her own goals!
[20:02] Sac
    I will not let you have Sakata Gintoki.
[20:05] Sac
    This is his home.
[20:09] Sac
    If he won't return, I'll
    bring him back by force.
[20:12] Sac
    Because he never even told me
    to wait for him, after all.
[20:18] Gin
    Fine, I get it.
[20:21] Gin
    Do you wanna see him that badly?
[20:25] Hij
    That peaceful look on his face...
[20:28] Gin
    You can see him, then.
[20:31] Gin
    I saw him in the underwear
    section of that store.
[20:37] Hij
    Wait a second... Is he trying
    to change his underwear?
[20:40] Hij
    Did he let it all go? Is that
    a smile of satisfaction?
[20:43] Gin
    Follow me.
[20:45] Hij
    He's walking weird! His sash is way too low!
[20:48] Hij
    Is he trying to stop it from dripping down?!
[20:51] Sac
    Isn't the poison affecting you?
[20:53] Gin
    Did you really think it'd 
    stop me, the Takasugi?
[20:56] Gin
    I expunged it all through my anus.
[20:58] Hij
    You're just confessing
    to shitting your pants!
[21:02] Sac
    I don't see him anywhere.
[21:04] Gin
    Hey, piggy!
[21:06] Sac
    That voice!
[21:09] Gin
    Hey, you can keep the change,
[21:10] Gin
    so hurry up and get me a full set
    of clothes, including underwear!
[21:13] Hij
    He's so slow! This is his
    chance, but he's so slow!
[21:16] Hij
    He really did let it all go!
[21:19] Hij
    Paper diapers is all you could afford?!
[21:22] Sac
    Takasugi!
[21:23] Sac
    Where are you?!
[21:28] Gin
    The chain got caught on a mannequin!
[21:30] Sac
    Over there?!
[21:34] Sac
    Found y—
[21:36] Hij
    He went back to square one!
[21:39] Sac
    Huh? What're you doing here, Tsukky?
[21:44] Tsu
    Well, I accompanied Kyubei
    here on her shopping trip,
[21:48] Tsu
    and I wound up tangled in this weird chain.
[21:50] Kyu
    Tae-chan, why'd I have to
    take my underwear off, too?
[21:53] Tae
    You aren't supposed to wear
    panties under kimono.
[21:56] Kyu
    But I'm just trying these on...
[21:58] Kyu
    Huh?
[22:00] Kyu
    Tsukuyo-dono, I can't find my underwear.
[22:03] Kyu
    Did you see...
[22:14] Gin
    Dun dun!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
[23:49] Tae
    She says she'll avenge your panties.
SIGN    There Are Lines Even 
    Villains Can't Cross
[23:51] Tsu
    This is how Yoshiwara does things now.
SIGN    Kyubei's panties have been sullied!!
SIGN    How will Shinsfake  overcome this perilous situation?
SIGN    And those of you nervously excited for other reasons,
SIGN    hold on to that feeling and look  forward to the next episode...