# E364 - Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5PPMN0Y/two-in-girl-years-is-equal-to-ten-in-man-years)
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***SIGN*** Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright
room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!!
**[00:05] Mut**
Take it and go.
**[00:06] Mut**
We got our hands on the
ultimate weapon as ordered.
**[00:12] Mut**
As far as I know, this
is the ultimate weapon.
**[00:16] ???**
Huh... So this is Earth, Mommy's other home?
**[00:22] Mut**
Kagura's daughter,
**[00:25] Mut**
Kanna.
**[00:26] Gin**
That's weird.
**[00:28] Gin**
I don't remember there
being a grave out here.
**[00:35] Tak**
Only a specter can grab
another specter's hand.
**[00:40] Tak**
Would you like to hop over to this side, too?
**[00:44] ???**
What's this?
**[00:46] ???**
I asked for a weapon to kill
the prime minister with,
**[00:50] ???**
not something else for me to kill.
**[00:58] ???**
You can't tell if a weapon's
any good until you use it.
**[01:02] ???**
Show me, Odd Jobs...
**[01:04] ???**
what you've done these
past two years!
**[01:06] Shin**
O-Okita-san?!
**[01:11] Shin**
Hey, Okita-san!
**[01:13] Shin**
Wait!
**[01:14] Shin**
Time out! Time out!
**[01:15] Oki**
Wow. You've gotten a bit better, huh?
**[01:21] G**
Okita-san! If you wanna
fight, take it elsewhere!
**[01:24] Shin**
You guys!
**[01:26] Shin**
Wasn't the Shinsengumi disbanded?
**[01:28] Shin**
And wasn't Okita-san forced
to commit seppuku?!
**[01:30] Oki**
Yeah. The Shinsengumi died, and so did I.
**[01:34] Oki**
We weren't needed in this
peaceful world, apparently.
**[01:37] Oki**
But there's still a bunch of pests in this
country who threaten that peace,
**[01:43] Oki**
so we were reborn as a group that kills
them in the new government's stead:
**[01:50] Oki**
the Japanese Office of Homeland Security's
Department of Environmental Control...
**[01:56] Oki**
Damn, that's long.
**[01:58] Oki**
Just call us the mafia.
**[01:59] Shi**
So in the end, you're just mafia?!
**[02:00] Kan**
Hey, how long are you
gonna keep up this farce?
**[02:04] Shin**
This is dangerous, Kanna-chan! Stay back!
**[02:06] Kan**
What about him is dangerous?
**[02:09] Kan**
He's got no bloodlust,
and his strikes are slow.
**[02:11] Kan**
Each hit couldn't be more light.
**[02:16] Shin**
Kanna-chan?!
**[02:19] Kan**
Looks like you were finally
out to kill with that one.
**[02:22] Oki**
How amusing.
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Silver Soul
***SIGN*** Silver Soul Arc
***SIGN*** Two in Girl Years
Is Equal to Ten in Man Years
**[04:03] G**
Hmm... A one-eyed samurai?
**[04:06] G**
Sorry. Can't say I recognize him.
**[04:11] W**
He does seem somewhat familiar.
**[04:13] W**
Don't tell anyone we said that, please.
**[04:16] W**
Cripes, that's scary.
**[04:18] W**
What? Did this guy do something bad?
**[04:21] W**
I'm sure he did.
**[04:22] W**
Murder? Drugs? Et cetera?
**[04:24] W**
It's gotta be the et cetera, right?
He totally looks like the et cetera sort.
**[04:27] W**
Hey, y'all. Have you seen this samurai?
**[04:30] W**
He's done et cetera,
apparently. That's so scary.
**[04:32] W**
No idea. I've never seen
a face anything like that.
**[04:35] W**
Oh, but I did see a samurai earlier.
**[04:37] W**
Think it was on the street that-a-way.
**[04:43] G**
Why, you...
**[04:45] G**
You walk into us and don't even apologize?
**[04:48] G**
And what's with that smug look?
**[04:49] G**
Draw that thing on your waist!
**[04:53] G**
What a coward.
**[04:55] G**
I bet your sword down there
can't satisfy a woman, either.
**[05:02] Hen**
I hate to break it to you,
**[05:04] Hen**
but my goal is to lead all ladies,
young and old, to happiness.
**[05:09] Hen**
That's what a feminist
wields his sword for—
**[05:12] G**
H-Hey, bro, that guy's ours.
**[05:15] G**
Um, don't you think you're going too far?
**[05:19] G**
Th-This bitch is packing heat!
**[05:21] ---**
Shit! Beat it, quick!
**[05:23] Mat**
Finally, we've got a lead.
**[05:26] Mat**
White Yaksha...
**[05:29] Mat**
Is Shinsuke-sama alive?
**[05:34] Mat**
Then, Shinsuke-sama is...
**[05:36] Gin**
He ain't dead.
**[05:39] Gin**
But I don't know if I can
call him alive, either.
**[05:43] Mat**
That's not important.
**[05:45] Mat**
I'm just glad to know he's
still alive, no matter how.
**[05:49] Gin**
Anyway, what are you planning
to do after you find Takasugi?
**[05:53] Hen**
The Kiheitai aren't done yet.
**[05:56] Hen**
We'll simply help him achieve
whatever his goal is.
**[06:00] Gin**
Don't bother.
**[06:03] Gin**
He's probably acting solely
for himself right now.
**[06:08] Gin**
If you show up now, he'll be forced to stop.
**[06:14] Gin**
Otherwise, he'd never have left you behind.
**[06:19] Gin**
If you're okay with that,
too, then suit yourselves.
**[06:25] Gin**
In reality, that's probably the right answer.
**[06:28] Gin**
Later!
**[06:34] Gin**
Hey, pops.
**[06:37] Gin**
I'm in the mood for a drink.
Get me something with that money.
**[06:45] Mat**
White Yaksha!
**[06:49] Mat**
Who the hell are those guys?
**[07:00] Mat**
White Yaksha!
**[07:04] Gin**
Stay away!
**[07:05] Gin**
Crap! Please help me!
**[07:08] Mat**
What happened to "Stay away"?!
**[07:10] Hen**
I've heard that the White
Yaksha has a weakness.
**[07:15] Hen**
When he was a child, he was cursed by a
strange fruit and became unable to swim.
**[07:20] Mat**
What? He gets a new trait
this late in the story?!
**[07:23] Mat**
Don't tell me that fruit was...
**[07:25] Hen**
Indeed.
**[07:26] Hen**
He tried to split a watermelon using
the scent of its sugar content alone,
**[07:30] Hen**
nearly drowned, became unable to swim, and
gained a sloppy, rubbery persona instead.
**[07:36] Mat**
Uh, the fruit had nothing to do with that!
He's just a good-for-nothing who can't swim!
**[07:49] Gin**
Dammit! I can't hold out any longer!
**[08:18] Gin**
Heya,
**[08:19] Gin**
mastermind.
**[08:22] Gin**
Did you come to get a bird's-eye
view, like a typical mastermind?
**[08:26] Gin**
You're rather close to the ground, though.
**[08:28] Gin**
Try wearing some high heels
or something, Teeny-Weeny-kun.
**[08:33] Tak**
If I were the mastermind,
I wouldn't screw up like this.
**[08:36] Tak**
I wouldn't screw up and get on
Takasugi Shinsuke's bad side.
**[08:40] Tak**
Hand over what you've got in your pocket.
**[08:43] Tak**
I never expected you'd have it.
**[08:47] Tak**
No wonder they're so desperate.
**[08:50] Tak**
As long as you have that thing, they'll
chase you to the ends of the world.
**[08:55] Tak**
So give it to me and let
us specters handle it.
**[08:58] Mat**
Shinsuke-sama!
**[09:00] Gin**
Why not say something to them, too?
**[09:03] Gin**
Something like, "don't follow me,"
or even "forget about me."
**[09:07] Gin**
Or wait, are you the one who
can't forget about them?
**[09:10] Gin**
I don't think you'll get
very far like that...
**[09:15] Gin**
What the hell are you doing?
**[09:17] Gin**
When Gin-san's speaking with a serious face,
**[09:19] Gin**
not even villains should interrupt him!
Don't you know that unspoken rule?!
**[09:23] Tak**
If you won't wash your hands of this,
I'll just take the thing after you drown.
**[09:27] Gin**
Wait, wait! What thing?!
**[09:29] Gin**
The porn you lent me when we were kids?
**[09:31] Gin**
I'll give it back!
**[09:32] Gin**
Was it *Erotopia*? *Temple Babes*?
**[09:34] Gin**
Wait, you liked the amateur
stuff, didn't you?
**[09:37] Tak**
I don't remember ever lending
or borrowing crap like that.
**[09:39] Gin**
Oh, right! You must've let me have it!
**[09:41] Gin**
You were a rich boy, after all.
**[09:43] Gin**
Then, the NES cartridges I lost...
**[09:44] Tak**
Give back my *Portopia Serial Murder Case.*
**[09:46] Gin**
*Portopia* was a loan, though?!
**[09:48] Gin**
You played *Portopia*?!
**[09:50] Tak**
It's all too late, Gintoki.
**[09:53] Tak**
Looks like we can't turn back or
look back on the past anymore.
**[09:58] Tak**
Well, I guess there'd be nothing
to say, even if we did look back.
**[10:04] Mat**
Shinsuke-sama!
**[10:33] Gin**
Takasugi! You bastard!
**[10:36] Tak**
Relax. Even if you die, I won't
let them have the thing.
**[10:40] Tak**
I'll keep it much safer than you ever could.
**[10:42] Gin**
Safer?!
**[10:43] Gin**
As if a delusional punk who was
talking about destroying the world
**[10:46] Gin**
could ever keep *Portopia* safe!
**[10:47] Tak**
I'm not talking about *Portopia*!
**[10:49] Gin**
Don't get cocky just because
you can swim a little.
**[10:52] Gin**
With my ability to sink like a stone, I can
easily pull you to the bottom of this river!
**[10:57] Tak**
Is that something to be proud of?
**[10:58] Gin**
Ow, ow! Water up my nose!
**[11:00] Gin**
You'll pay for this!
**[11:01] Tak**
Hand it over already!
**[11:13] Gin**
Get 'em!
**[11:17] Hij**
Squad 3, evacuate the residents!
**[11:20] Hij**
Squads 1 and 2, hurry to the scene!
**[11:23] Ymz**
Vice Chief!
**[11:24] Hij**
Yamazaki! Sitrep!
**[11:26] Ymz**
Not many losses in the city center!
**[11:28] Hij**
Uh, aren't you causing the most losses?
**[11:32] Ymz**
All those who had collapsed
seem to be Naraku.
**[11:35] Ymz**
They were probably done in by the two
samurai mentioned in the witness reports.
**[11:39] Hij**
Two samurai?
**[11:41] Hij**
It's gotta be them!
**[11:46] Gin**
We've both gone really downhill, huh?
**[11:48] Gin**
You're only supposed to have someone
trustworthy watch your back.
**[11:53] Gin**
But we've both got the most untrustworthy
bastard in the world behind us.
**[11:57] Tak**
Don't worry, Gintoki.
**[12:00] Tak**
I'm ready to turn around at any moment.
**[12:04] Tak**
I'm not against killing you to help myself.
**[12:08] Tak**
Don't you think we stand here right now
because we don't hold back with each other?
**[12:16] Tak**
But the annoying lapdogs
will come sniffing soon.
**[12:21] Hij**
Those guys!
**[12:23] Tak**
Look offshore.
**[12:26] Tak**
I have a ship ready.
Come with me if you want to.
**[12:30] Tak**
Our methods may differ, but it
seems your goal's the same as mine.
**[12:35] Tak**
In that case, you should
exploit me for all I'm worth.
**[12:40] Tak**
Or else you won't be able
to keep this thing safe.
**[12:44] Gin**
Why, you... Was it back then?
**[12:47] Tak**
Well, that's only if you
can swim all the way there.
**[12:50] Gin**
Takasugi, you bastard!
**[12:59] Shin**
A-Amazing.
**[13:02] Kan**
Are you done now?
**[13:04] Oki**
Now I see how it is.
**[13:08] Oki**
But while this may be enough to kill
Katsura, I don't know about the others!
**[13:13] Kan**
Others?
**[13:15] Oki**
We didn't call for you guys.
**[13:18] Oki**
We need the boss's help in case
an enemy we can't take shows up!
**[13:25] Oki**
Sakata Gintoki.
**[13:28] Oki**
What's wrong?
**[13:31] Oki**
Your movements suddenly got sloppy.
**[13:34] Oki**
Wait a second.
**[13:36] Oki**
Is your father...
**[13:38] Kan**
Like hell!
**[13:40] Shin**
That's enough!
**[13:42] Shin**
I will not let you sully the
name of Odd Jobs anymore.
**[13:45] Shin**
He... Gin-san...
**[13:48] Shin**
He ate so many sweets, he's impo—
**[13:50] Kan**
What are you even talking about?!
**[13:52] Kan**
I didn't come here to
bring Odd Jobs back!
**[13:56] Kan**
If that's what you want, try someone else!
**[13:59] Oki**
What are you saying?
**[14:00] Oki**
If you wanna be hands-off about it,
try ripping these hands off by force!
**[14:04] Kan**
You don't have to tell me.
**[14:06] Kan**
That's my plan!
**[14:08] Oki**
Do you really think you can
shake me off like that?
**[14:12] Shin**
Look, I'll ignore the fact that
you're using me as a weapon!
**[14:16] Shin**
Please just hit the target!
**[14:20] Oki**
68.20 meters.
**[14:21] Shin**
When did the rules change?
**[14:24] Oki**
I haven't felt these
goosebumps in a long time.
**[14:28] Kan**
Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
**[14:30] Oki**
I fought your mom like this all the time.
**[14:33] Shin**
I don't understand the rules!
**[14:35] Oki**
We crossed swords more often
than we exchanged words.
**[14:38] Oki**
But, at times, swords speak
much louder than words!
**[14:42] Shin**
Are you even competing anymore?!
**[14:44] Oki**
One fight is all I need
to see through your lies.
**[14:50] Kan**
I don't really get it, but okay.
**[14:53] Shin**
No need for the nom nom time!
**[14:56] Oki**
Your mom's already here, right?
**[15:00] Oki**
I thought she'd show up at once
if I hurt her daughter a little.
**[15:04] Oki**
But I can't hold back any longer. Don't
you care what happens to your daughter?
**[15:09] Kan**
Who are you even talking to?!
**[15:14] Oki**
Call her.
**[15:15] Oki**
"Mom, help me!"
**[15:18] Shin**
Kanna-chan!
**[15:20] Oki**
Actually, he might be more
effective bait than the daughter.
**[15:31] Shin**
K-Kanna-chan?
**[15:33] Oki**
Wrong.
**[15:35] Oki**
Looks like she's finally back...
**[15:38] Oki**
That stubborn girl.
**[15:39] Shin**
Wait, could it be...
**[15:43] Shin**
Something unbalanced showed up!
**[16:06] Oki**
Yo.
**[16:08] Oki**
Welcome back.
**[16:14] Shin**
K-Kanna-chan.
**[16:17] Shin**
Are you...
**[16:19] Oki**
She never existed in the first place.
**[16:22] Oki**
That's not her daughter or her clone.
**[16:28] Oki**
It's just her.
**[16:31] Kag**
I see you're still the same old jerk.
**[16:34] Kag**
Said your prayers yet?
**[16:37] Oki**
Prayers for what?
**[16:39] Oki**
You haven't changed, either.
**[16:44] Oki**
Same lousy follow-through.
**[17:04] Shin**
Kagura-chan.
**[17:05] Shin**
Or should I call you Kanna-chan instead?
**[17:09] Shin**
I don't mind either way.
**[17:11] Shin**
Just the fact that you returned to Earth...
**[17:14] Shin**
Oh, it wouldn't be a return
for Kanna-chan, would it?
**[17:18] Kag**
You haven't changed at all, Shinpachi.
**[17:20] Kag**
Still needlessly looking out for others.
**[17:24] Kag**
I was a fool.
**[17:26] Kag**
You don't have to call me Kanna anymore.
**[17:29] Kag**
Granny Kagura will do.
**[17:31] Shin**
It wasn't Kagura-chan or Kanna-chan!
**[17:34] Kag**
I used a bit too much power.
**[17:37] Kag**
I'm going to lie down for a bit, Michiko-san.
**[17:41] Kag**
Hup.
**[17:43] Shin**
Who the hell is Michiko-san?!
**[17:44] Shin**
First a little girl, and now an old bag?
What's going on with you, Granny Kagura?
**[17:47] Kag**
Let's see... I think it was
around thirty years ago.
**[17:53] Shin**
You haven't lived that long, Granny Kagura!
**[17:56] Kag**
Back then, I was a bombshell
babe and so popular on Earth,
**[18:01] Kag**
I got sick of the attention and left.
**[18:05] Shin**
Don't give yourself fake
memories, Granny Kagura.
**[18:06] Kag**
And so began my journey to turn my
beloved dog, Rogers, back to normal.
**[18:14] Shin**
Don't forget your beloved
dog's name, Granny Kagura!
**[18:16] Kag**
But I couldn't find a way to
turn Bolognese back to normal.
**[18:21] Shin**
Keep the name consistent, Granny Kagura.
**[18:24] Kag**
As I went from planet to planet, from
one harsh environment to another,
**[18:28] Kag**
my body couldn't keep up.
**[18:31] Kag**
That's when he appeared in front of me.
**[18:36] (Flashback) G**
ZZ? Z, Z?
**[18:38] Shin**
Huh? What's this?
**[18:38] (Flashback) G**
ZZZZ...
**[18:39] Shin**
Who's that? What's he saying?
**[18:41] (Flashback) Kag**
ZZZZ? ZZ!
**[18:43] Shin**
Oh, you can speak it, too?
What language is this, even?
**[18:43] (Flashback) Kag**
ZZZZZ, ZZZ.
**[18:45] Kag**
Zzzzz...
**[18:48] Shin**
Hey, gran. What's that thing
coming out of your nose?
**[18:52] Shin**
Can I burst it? Will you keep going if I do?
**[18:56] Kag**
That's how I ended up with this body.
**[18:59] Shin**
You zzz'd through the most important part!
**[19:01] Kag**
But all my efforts were in vain.
**[19:06] Kag**
In the end, I couldn't change a thing.
**[19:13] Kag**
I talked a big game and left
Earth, but achieved nothing.
**[19:21] Kag**
How was I supposed to come
back and face everyone?
**[19:26] Kag**
Hey, tell me!
**[19:28] Shin**
Not with that face, at least.
**[19:32] Kag**
Now that I've rested a bit,
I've mostly gone back to normal.
**[19:35] Shin**
Your face looks like Baron Ashura's, though!
**[19:40] Shin**
Kagura-chan.
**[19:42] Shin**
You have nothing to feel bad about.
**[19:44] Shin**
You took on our feelings and went
on a journey to save Sadaharu.
**[19:50] Shin**
Odd Jobs didn't disband because of you.
**[19:54] Shin**
Even if you hadn't left,
I think he would have...
**[19:58] Oki**
Vanished?
**[20:00] Oki**
Then maybe the boss really
did know all along...
**[20:05] Oki**
that he was still alive, too.
**[20:08] Shin**
Who do you mean?
**[20:14] G**
Boss, you okay?
**[20:17] Tak**
Sorry. I kept you waiting.
**[20:20] G**
No problem! Anything to help
the hero Takasugi Shinsuke!
**[20:26] G**
Weigh anchor!
**[20:27] Tak**
Hold on.
**[20:33] Tak**
There's no way he'd come, huh?
**[20:37] Tak**
I guess this is where we part forever.
**[20:39] Tak**
Takechi, Matako, forgive me.
**[20:48] Gin**
Give it back.
**[20:50] Tak**
How did you get here?
**[20:51] Gin**
Isn't that obvious?
**[20:53] Gin**
Since I can't swim, I just walked.
**[20:58] Tak**
Looks like you've seen far
more carnage than I have.
**[21:03] Tak**
I guess you need to be ready for that if
you want to carry something so dangerous.
**[21:10] Tak**
Where did you get it?
**[21:11] Gin**
I was looking for something else, actually.
**[21:15] Gin**
This is just a byproduct
I found during the process.
**[21:19] Gin**
The famous sweet shop Enshichi's
specialty bean-jam mochi.
**[21:22] Tak**
Not that!
**[21:23] Gin**
What was that for? I'd been
saving it to relish the taste!
**[21:27] Gin**
Wow, they're yummy even
when eaten with my eyes!
**[21:28] Tak**
What the hell are you making me steal?
**[21:31] Gin**
Huh? Didn't you wanna try them, too?
**[21:34] Gin**
Oh, then how about this Kyoto specialty—
**[21:36] Tak**
Not that, either!
**[21:37] Gin**
How could you tell before seeing it?!
**[21:40] Tak**
As if you'd get people like that
on your tail over tourist food!
**[21:42] Gin**
What if the rest of the sentence had been
"Yoshioka Riho covered in yatsuhashi"?
**[21:47] Gin**
Can I eat her? Can I eat her
along with the yatsuhashi?
**[21:49] Tak**
Sure. Get diarrhea and die.
**[21:53] Tak**
You've already got it, haven't you?
**[22:00] Tak**
Utsuro's...
**[22:03] Tak**
Yoshida Shoyo's heart.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:40] Gin**
I found something I needed to do
as Shoka Sonjuku's Sakata Gintoki.
**[23:46] Tak**
If you wanna save him, go ahead.
**[23:47] Tak**
You can do that now.
***SIGN*** Silver Soul Arc
***SIGN*** Salvation
***SIGN*** The path Gintoki walked these past two years,
***SIGN*** and the path Takasugi walked these past two years...
***SIGN*** They converge into one point.
***SIGN*** And their teacher's existence once again...