E355 - Rabbits Leap Higher on Moonlit Nights

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SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright
    room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!
[00:05] (Flashback) Mat
    Could you take me with you?
[00:10] (Flashback) Mat
    Let me join your quest to 
    exact revenge on this country!
[00:14] (Flashback) Ban
    It's a pitiful story.
[00:17] (Flashback) Ban
    I hear countless innocent people
    like her are being imprisoned.
[00:22] (Flashback) Ban
    What are they doing, when they
    have other evildoers to round up?
[00:26] (Flashback) Mat
    Release those men.
[00:29] (Flashback) Hen
    What you need to do isn't
    point that dagger at me.
[00:34] (Flashback) Hen
    Get your revenge with your own hands.
[00:38] Tak
    Country or universe, there's no difference.
[00:42] Tak
    Either way, he will
    definitely stand in my way.
[00:45] Tak
    Unless I take him out,
[00:47] Tak
    I can take neither country nor universe!
[00:50] Y
    It seems you weren't lying when
    you said you had a countermeasure.
[00:55] Gen
    An inventor's job is to
    create contradictions.
[00:59] Gen
    If we're told to build an unbreakable shield,
[01:02] Gen
    we first build the only unstoppable
    spear that can break it
[01:05] Gen
    before comprehending and
    completing the shield.
[01:09] Hen
    We can only distract the
    enemy for so long...
[01:13] Ban
    Worry not, Takechi.
[01:15] Ban
    They won't be needed here.
[01:17] Mat
    More importantly, Senpai,
[01:18] Mat
    how's the Flame of Kagutsuchi analysis going?
[01:21] Hen
    Everything's fine on that end.
[01:23] Hen
    Even if it's a weapon that can erase a
    planet, it's based on old technology.
[01:28] Hen
    There are exploits we can use.
[01:30] Hen
    However...
[01:32] Hen
    Even if we stop the Flame of Kagutsuchi,
[01:36] Hen
    should Earth yield to its threat
    and take down that barrier,
[01:42] Hen
    everything will have been in vain.
[01:50] Gin
    Give it a rest!
[01:51] Gin
    What are you guys, Kintaro candy?!
[01:53] Gin
    Before I cut down all you similar-looking
    idiots, Earth will be destroyed!
[01:56] Shin
    Damn it! We don't have time
    for this! Gengai-san is...
[01:59] Oki
    Can we really even trust her instincts?
[02:03] Oki
    Hey, you listenin' to me?
[02:04] Kag
    Gin-chan, take care of things here!
[02:06] Gin
    Wait, Kagura!
[02:08] Gin
    Kagura!
[02:10] Kag
    Within all the bloodlust on the battlefield,
[02:11] Kag
    I sense one extraordinary presence...
[02:14] Kag
    I sense Yato!
[02:15] Gin
    That numskull! What does
    she think she can do alone?
[02:18] Shin
    Gin-san, we must hurry and go after her!
[02:20] Hij
    Hey!
[02:21] Hij
    Look!
[02:23] Gin
    What is that?
[02:25] Shin
    Is that the Liberation Army's...
[02:27] Hij
    No way... Run away!
[02:29] Shin
    Run where?!
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Silver Soul
[04:07] G
    I-It's over...
[04:09] G
    HQ has commenced its attack on Earth!
[04:15] Y
    If that were actually the Flame of
    Kagutsuchi, we would be space dust already.
[04:21] Y
    It's more likely that was a ship
    that got too close to Earth
[04:25] Y
    and ended up devoured
    by the nanomachine virus.
[04:28] Y
    So, Gengai,
[04:30] Y
    how are the contents of this box used?
[04:32] Gen
    In that box are nanomachines that are the
    only things capable of destroying the bees.
[04:38] Gen
    But the machines that can launch
    them are unusable right now,
[04:43] Gen
    so we'll need a ton of explosives to do it.
[04:46] Gen
    We'll gradually spread the nanomachines
    using multiple explosions.
[04:50] Gen
    It'll take time,
[04:51] Gen
    but that's the only way.
[04:55] Y
    All that said,
[04:57] Y
    I'm amazed you made up your mind to help us.
[05:00] Gen
    Stopping the bees and getting overrun
    is better than having Earth destroyed.
[05:05] Gen
    At least it gives us a fighting chance.
[05:07] Gen
    On top of that, you guys say
    you'll take that prince's head...
[05:12] Y
    Really? I don't recall guaranteeing
    anything of the sort.
[05:17] Y
    Gengai, I know torturing you is pointless.
[05:22] Y
    That's because you're more
    afraid of defeat than death.
[05:27] Y
    But you people lost.
[05:29] Y
    So it doesn't matter anymore
    if you die, right?
[05:33] Gen
    You're wrong there.
    I really can't stand pain.
[05:39] Gen
    All it would've taken is a kick up my
    backside for me to help you like this.
[05:43] Gen
    But of course, I'm talking about helping
    you gather explosives, not destroy the bees.
[05:49] Gen
    Those things explode easily if
    they're raised to body temperature.
[05:53] Y
    You little...
[06:00] Gen
    Ow! Kagura?!
[06:03] Y
    It seems I played right into your hands.
[06:10] Kag
    Old Man Gengai!
[06:11] Y
    Why is a Yato here?
[06:14] Y
    You can't be on their side, surely?
[06:17] Y
    How amusing.
[06:20] Y
    I didn't expect to find one of my own
    trying to commit suicide with this planet.
[06:25] Kag
    Stop this stupid war already.
[06:28] Kag
    If Earth blows up, you'll all die with it!
[06:35] Kag
    No matter how much you hurt
    yourself to save the Earthlings,
[06:41] Kag
    as a Yato, you no longer have a place here.
[06:44] Kag
    Cast aside by both Earthlings and brethren,
[06:48] Kag
    you will die all alone in space.
[06:56] G
    Huh?
[07:04] G
    Y-You bastard!
[07:16] Kam
    Oh, she has brethren right here.
[07:19] Kam
    "Let's go home to that planet one day."
[07:21] Kam
    It wasn't just one idiot
    who made that promise.
[07:28] Kam
    There's another idiot
[07:31] Kam
    right here.
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
SIGN    Rabbits Leap Higher on Moonlit Nights
[07:45] Kam
    Oh, she has brethren right here.
[07:47] Kam
    "Let's go home to that planet one day."
[07:50] Kam
    It wasn't just one idiot
    who made that promise.
[07:54] Kam
    There's another idiot
[07:57] Kam
    right here.
[07:59] Kag
    Kamui...?
[08:02] Abu
    And the pitiful subordinates who have to
    go along with that idiot are here, too.
[08:11] Abu
    This little bunny is our brethren.
[08:14] Abu
    If you want a fight, the 7th
    Division will gladly take you on.
[08:19] Y
    The Harusame's Yato unit?
[08:22] Y
    What are the remnants of that
    dead pirate fleet doing here?
[08:26] Kam
    Dead?
[08:28] Kam
    Pirates will never die.
[08:31] Kam
    Any time order comes into being,
    it will always be accompanied by chaos.
[08:36] Kam
    Any time a power tries to unify the universe,
[08:39] Kam
    there will always be a
    rebel power to counter it.
[08:43] G
    Attacks from starboard!
[08:45] G
    Prince, this is...
[08:47] Kam
    If you guys try to destroy this planet,
[08:52] Kam
    we will do the opposite.
[08:54] Kam
    Only if we go crazy fighting the entire
    universe to save this puny Earth
[09:02] Kam
    can we call ourselves pirates.
[09:05] Tak
    You sure kept us waiting.
[09:07] Bat
    We had a little disagreement on tactics.
[09:09] Bat
    What kind of idiots would send their
    general to a planet that could vanish?
[09:14] Sh
    That guy's even more hardheaded than me.
[09:16] Sh
    No way to stop him.
[09:18] Sh
    I bet there are worse enemies than
    the Liberation Army waiting on Earth.
[09:23] Tak
    Yeah. The Liberation
    Army's just an appetizer.
[09:26] Sh
    Damn! I really should've gone with him!
[09:30] Bat
    Both situations are equally perilous.
[09:33] Bat
    He gave us such a massive stage to
    shine. What more could we ask for?
[09:37] Sho
    Sure, I've gotten up to my fair
    share of mischief over my life,
[09:40] Sho
    but even I haven't done
    anything this lawless.
[09:45] Sho
    Any villain worth his salt has gotta go
    for world conquest at least once!
[09:51] Kam
    I'll leave things up in space to them.
[09:53] Kam
    Unfortunately, I have more sense than you.
[09:57] Kam
    I know that crushing you
    guys won't change a thing.
[10:01] Kam
    I know the real enemy...
[10:03] Kam
    And I know this won't end
    unless that man is crushed.
[10:06] Kam
    So get up already.
[10:09] Kam
    Are you gonna take this lying down?
[10:12] Kam
    I'll make my stand.
[10:14] Kam
    I'll crush Utsuro, who stole the
    title of strongest from that baldy.
[10:19] Kam
    And I'll also crush my kid sister, who
    dredged up my weakness and ran with the win.
[10:24] Kam
    No matter how many times I fall, I won't
    be defeated as long as I get back up.
[10:28] Kam
    Weren't you the one who taught me that's
    what it means to be the strongest?
[10:33] Kag
    Jeez...
[10:35] Kag
    I thought you would've learned your
    lesson after being beaten to a pulp,
[10:39] Kag
    but it looks like your stupidity is incurable.
[10:45] Kam
    He said the same thing to me.
[10:47] Kam
    But even so,
[10:49] Kam
    he sent me here without argument.
[10:52] Kam
    I wonder why.
[10:54] Kag
    Isn't that obvious?
[10:55] Kag
    Because he knows that I'd never lose to you,
[10:58] Kag
    and that you'd never lose to
    anyone other than me right now.
[11:04] Kag
    An unbeatable big bro and an unbeatable
    kid sister are invincible together.
[11:09] Kag
    That's what he believes.
[11:11] Kam
    I guess I can live up to his expectations...
[11:14] Kam
    If you don't hold me back, that is.
[11:16] Kam
    As long as this planet is fine,
    I can kill you anytime, anyway.
[11:20] Kag
    Right back at you.
[11:22] Y
    Now that we can't use the geezer,
[11:24] Y
    there is only one way for
    us to leave here alive:
[11:29] Y
    by felling this nation before dawn.
[11:32] Y
    It'll be a tad troublesome if we
    have to fight Yato along the way,
[11:35] Y
    but your blood, stagnant
    and corrupted by evil,
[11:39] Y
    is no longer Yato blood.
[11:52] Y
    Let me show you what a real Yato is like!
[11:58] G
    H-He turned young again?!
[12:00] Abu
    Wait, I've heard of this before.
[12:02] Abu
    A legendary mercenary known as the
    elder who, with his qigong mastery,
[12:07] Abu
    can freely asphyxiate or revitalize
    himself to control his lifespan
[12:12] Abu
    and has kept fighting for two
    centuries as a true monster.
[12:22] Kam
    Gramps... You know that Yato
    blood coursing through your veins?
[12:27] Kam
    I don't know how many centuries
    old or vintage it is,
[12:31] Kam
    but coursing through ours
[12:32] Kam
    is the blood of one who spent thousands of
    years watching over that planet and us,
[12:37] Kam
    the blood of our mother.
[12:41] Kam
    Let us show you what a real Yato is like!
[12:54] Abu
    What?
[12:58] Abu
    That guy...
[12:59] Abu
    Can he resize his body at will?
[13:09] Kag
    Oops.
[13:10] Kag
    Sorry.
[13:13] Kam
    Don't worry about it.
[13:14] Kam
    Now we're even!
[13:18] Abu
    What're you moronic siblings doing?
[13:25] Kag
    Why, you little!
[13:27] Kag
    Who goes that far when I
    said it wasn't on purpose?!
[13:31] Kam
    I warned you not to hold me back, didn't I?
[13:34] Kam
    Even a guaranteed win isn't
    guaranteed with you around.
[13:36] Kam
    Either piss off or die. Make your choice.
[13:38] Kag
    You don't get to mouth off at me when
    you couldn't dodge that simple kick.
[13:41] Kag
    You die!
[13:42] Abu
    This is no time to be
    fighting among yourselves!
[13:48] Y
    I see having a bloodline too old
    brings its own set of problems.
[13:52] Y
    Yours is obviously all moldy.
[13:55] Kam
    Right, I totally forgot.
[13:58] Kam
    You inherited that baldy's blood, too.
[14:01] Kam
    No wonder you're holding me back.
[14:02] Kag
    You're definitely going
    bald in the future, too!
[14:05] Kag
    Make sure you have a wig ready!
[14:07] Y
    Pointless.
[14:09] Y
    Such disjointed attacks...
[14:11] Abu
    Where are you two even aiming?!
[14:14] Abu
    Don't enjoy a fun sibling spat
    with the enemy in the middle!
[14:20] Kam
    Looks like you can't see the enemy too well.
[14:23] Kag
    Right back at you!
[14:25] Kam
    If you keep relying on your eyes,
[14:28] Kam
    you can't grasp all of the enemy.
[14:31] Kam
    That is why we Yato use our
    blood to gaze upon our enemies.
[14:34] Kam
    The memories of battle that've
    accumulated in our blood for ages
[14:39] Kam
    and our own personal experiences
[14:40] Kam
    come together to give us Yato an almost
    instinctive eye to size our enemies up with.
[14:46] Kam
    As someone who's always fought her enemies
    and herself, you should be able to see...
[14:51] Kam
    More things than you could ever see before.
[14:55] Kam
    Right now, you're fully capable of taming it.
[14:59] Kam
    Don't fear your blood.
[15:01] Kam
    Have some faith in our family's blood.
[15:05] Kag
    Use not my eyes, but my blood.
[15:09] Kam
    See anything?
[15:11] Kag
    Nothing yet.
[15:13] Kam
    Figures.
[15:15] Kam
    I see it very well.
[15:17] Kag
    See what?
[15:17] Kam
    The enemy's face.
[15:19] Kam
    You got one more hit in.
[15:21] Kam
    This makes us even.
[15:23] Kag
    You punk!
[15:27] Y
    One who lets others distract them
    from the enemy can never prevail!
[15:32] Kag
    No way, did he...
[15:39] Y
    You're playing the decoy?
[15:42] Y
    I can see right through you!
[15:47] Kag
    I see now! The first hit was an accident!
[15:50] Kag
    It doesn't count!
[15:52] Kag
    So now...
[15:54] Kag
    We're even!
[15:56] Abu
    You're still at it?!
[15:59] Kag
    Oh, no! My leg slipped!
[16:01] Kag
    Dodge it, Big Bro!
[16:03] Y
    Just how much will you insult me...
[16:04] Kam
    Oh?
[16:06] Kam
    An accidental hit doesn't count?
[16:09] Kam
    Hup.
[16:13] Kam
    Oh, sorry. I didn't notice you above me.
[16:16] Y
    I-I can't read their movements at all...
[16:18] Kag
    You're the big bro! Be the bigger man!
[16:20] Kag
    Let your kid sister get the last hit in!
[16:24] Y
    They're hitting me right on the bull's-eye
    while fighting among themselves!
[16:27] Kam
    Why can't you be modest
    and let your brother win?
[16:31] Y
    No, this spat is a fake-out.
[16:34] Y
    Are they waiting for me to focus
    on defending my bull's-eye?
[16:37] Y
    Are they telling me to choose
    between my life and my balls?
[16:42] Y
    I'll let you have both!
[16:45] Y
    I'll defend my entire body by focusing
    all my defense on my bull's-eye!
[16:48] Y
    I have no blind spots now!
[16:55] Kam
    No more going around in circles.
[16:57] Kag
    We should just go at each other directly.
[16:59] Kam
    But before that...
[17:02] Kam
    If you can harden and soften at will...
[17:03] Kag
    ...we'll just take both
    your hard and soft spots...
[17:06] Bo
    ...and trample them all!
[17:17] Y
    What your eyes gaze upon
[17:21] Y
    is neither the enemy in front of
    you nor the sibling by your side,
[17:26] Y
    but what lies beyond?
[17:28] Y
    The faraway concept of strength?
[17:32] Y
    Rejoice, my brethren!
[17:35] Y
    The noble blood of us Yato hasn't died yet...
[17:40] G
    Elder!
[17:41] G
    The legend of the battlefield
    was killed by those brats?!
[17:45] Kag
    What're you looking at to confirm his death?
[17:47] Kam
    Rest assured.
[17:49] Kam
    The geezer just acted
    his age and withered up.
[17:51] Kag
    Quit with that metaphor.
[17:53] Kam
    Grab your dead tree and get lost already.
[17:55] G
    Curse you!
[17:57] Kam
    Those who cling to a legend,
[17:59] Kam
    and those who try to create their own legend.
[18:03] Kam
    We are two different races, and
    you'll find that out very quickly.
[18:07] Abu
    All right! Hear that, you louts?
[18:10] Abu
    Looks like our commander has
    gained some sympathy for us.
[18:13] G
    The commander is the one who needs sympathy!
[18:16] G
    Did you catch a cold on some planet, boss?
[18:19] Kam
    Nothing has changed.
[18:21] Kam
    I still want nothing to do with weaklings.
[18:24] Kam
    I just want to get around to
    fighting my real target already.
[18:27] Kag
    I don't mind. I'll just have
    one more scrub to beat up.
[18:31] Kam
    Who said you were my real target?
[18:33] Kam
    You're one of the scrubs, too!
[18:38] Gin
    Hey. I'm glad to see you two have made up.
[18:42] Gin
    That said, if you wanna settle
    scores, aren't I first in line, kid?
[18:47] Oki
    Nah. I remember him trying
    to seduce me as well.
[18:51] Oki
    I'm not letting anyone else
    have him. Not even you, boss.
[18:55] Kag
    Gin-chan! You guys!
[18:58] Kag
    After going around setting up rematch
    flags with anyone and everyone,
[19:02] Kag
    I hope you're not expecting to have a
    happy ending with your main target alone.
[19:05] Oki
    The only ending you deserve
[19:08] Oki
    is a bad ending where you get skewered
    by heroines from all directions, Manaka.
[19:13] Hij
    There's something I'd never
    hear in Manaka's voice.
[19:16] Kam
    I only went at it with you
    guys once. Talk about clingy.
[19:20] Kam
    You seemed easy, but I guess
    you were surprisingly pure.
[19:23] Kag
    Quit being misleading!
[19:26] Kam
    No need to worry.
[19:28] Kam
    Unlike your average harem rom-com protags,
[19:31] Kam
    I'm not shallow enough to plant my
    seeds and not take responsibility.
[19:36] Kam
    I'll make sure to kill every last heroine!
[19:40] Kam
    So for now, I'll endure it!
[19:44] Kam
    I won't let any of you die until I kill you!
[19:54] Abu
    "Don't let anyone die," huh?
[19:56] Abu
    I never thought I'd see the day
    when I received such an order.
[20:00] Abu
    Hey, retreat now and let your allies know.
[20:04] Abu
    The universe's craziest big bro and the
    universe's stupidest big bro have teamed up.
[20:09] Abu
    Nobody can stop those siblings anymore.
[20:13] Abu
    If you don't want to die with
    Earth, pray to the heavens.
[20:17] Abu
    We'll handle the rest.
[20:20] Abu
    Also, beware of colds.
[20:23] Abu
    If you catch his, you'll have trouble.
[20:26] G
    Retreat! Let's regroup!
[20:28] G
    But...
[20:29] G
    Just do it—
[20:34] G
    H-Hey!
[20:41] Shin
    Is that... Naraku?
[20:43] Shin
    Wh-Why are they here?
[20:55] Gin
    Utsuro!
[20:56] Uts
    Thanks to you all, I've managed
    to make this war a real messy one.
[21:08] Uts
    I thank you for your foolishness.
[21:13] Uts
    Now...
[21:14] Uts
    An ending ought to be beautiful and tranquil.
[21:19] Uts
    The planet's ending
[21:22] Uts
    has no place for you all.
[21:26] G
    O-Oh, God...
[21:30] Uts
    Didn't you find it strange?
[21:33] Uts
    I've destroyed the ley lines and
    Altana gates of so many planets,
[21:36] Uts
    so why wasn't I doing the same to Earth?
[21:40] Uts
    Was I showing mercy to my homeland?
[21:43] Uts
    Was it just out of a whim?
[21:52] Uts
    No.
[21:54] Uts
    I saved it for a special moment...
[21:56] Uts
    For you all.
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Preview
[23:39] Hen
    I'm prepared to stop the enemy even if
    this unit turns to ash in the process.
[23:45] Hen
    I'll fight alongside you all
    until the very end, too.
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
[23:48] Mat
    Shinsuke-sama...
SIGN    Making a Dull World Interesting
SIGN    In space, it's the Flame of Kagutsuchi.
SIGN    On Earth, it's the Altana going berserk.
SIGN    Everywhere you look, it's a desperate situation.
SIGN    What tune does the Kiheitai's Kawakami Bansai play at this time?