# E348 - Men Must Live Not Long Nor Thick, but Hard
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**[00:05] (Flashback) K**
Men,
**[00:07] (Flashback) K**
I called you here for one reason:
***SIGN*** Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room
and at a safe distance from your TV!!
**[00:11] (Flashback) K**
there is an issue causing
unrest in the court,
**[00:14] (Flashback) K**
and I felt the need to
discuss it immediately.
**[00:19] (Flashback) K**
I have heard all about it.
**[00:21] (Flashback) K**
Ever since I fell sick,
**[00:23] (Flashback) K**
the struggle for the right to succeed
me as king of Planet Okoku
**[00:28] (Flashback) K**
has split you all into two factions
**[00:30] (Flashback) K**
that are locked in an ugly
conflict over succession.
**[00:34] (Flashback) K**
This is all my fault for being weak.
**[00:40] (Flashback) K**
I don't have long left.
**[00:42] (Flashback) K**
So I must resolve this problem before I go.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Jii**
Your Highness, you needn't
trouble yourself with this.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Jii**
Our utmost desire is to see you remain
on the throne for as long as possible.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Jii**
Please leave the administration
to us and focus on recovering.
**[01:02] (Flashback) Jii**
Prince Hata is leading us
retainers in your stead.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Jii**
His kind heart, filled with
love for every living being,
**[01:13] (Flashback) Jii**
is propping us all up.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Jii**
He will surely be a wonderful king.
**[01:19] (Flashback) Dan**
Kindness?
**[01:21] (Flashback) Dan**
Nes, are you saying that
qualifies him to be king?
**[01:25] (Flashback) Dan**
Can a "kind" prince who ignores
national affairs to dote on animals
**[01:29] (Flashback) Dan**
really protect the subjects?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Jii**
Dan! You dare to insult the
prince in front of the king?!
**[01:34] (Flashback) Dan**
I'm prepared to sacrifice
my life to say this.
**[01:38] (Flashback) Dan**
Your Highness!
**[01:39] (Flashback) Dan**
Only Prince Barkas can lead
this country and its people!
**[01:44] (Flashback) Dan**
His acumen in military
strategy, his political savvy,
**[01:47] (Flashback) Dan**
and above all, his status as the eldest
son make him truly fit to be king!
**[01:51] (Flashback) Dan**
So why hasn't he been appointed successor?
**[01:54] (Flashback) Jii**
Dan, don't cause any more political
unrest than you already have.
**[01:57] (Flashback) Dan**
Shut up!
**[01:57] (Flashback) Dan**
You're just a hyena who wants
to leech off of Prince Hata!
**[02:01] (Flashback) Jii**
Hmph. You know very well why
he hasn't been made successor.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Jii**
Prince Barkas certainly is brilliant
and has a personality fit to be king.
**[02:11] (Flashback) Jii**
But there is one kingly quality that
he crucially loses out to Prince Hata on.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Jii**
That's right. He is tiny!
**[02:23] (Flashback) Jii**
Oh, pardon me. I forgot that
you're pretty small yourself.
**[02:27] (Flashback) Jii**
I mean the symbol of our
race's males and our pride:
***SIGN*** Peerinitis
**[02:30] (Flashback) Jii**
Peerinitis.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Jii**
Or, for short, Penis!
***SIGN*** Penis
**[02:34] (Flashback) Jii**
Since ancient times, a male's worth has
been decided by his forehead Penis's size,
**[02:39] (Flashback) Jii**
and we've placed utmost importance on it.
**[02:41] (Flashback) Jii**
Regardless of everything else,
the one with the bigger Penis is better.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Jii**
The one with the bigger
Penis is more popular.
**[02:46] (Flashback) Jii**
The one with the bigger Penis
has an easier time hailing taxis.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Jii**
The one with the bigger Penis
is a superior creature!
**[02:52] (Flashback) Jii**
The royal family is no exception.
**[02:55] (Flashback) Jii**
Even if he was born first,
even if he's hugely talented,
**[02:59] (Flashback) Jii**
one with a tiny Penis
has no right to be king!
**[03:05] (Flashback) Jii**
Because while hard work can
make up for a lack of talent,
**[03:08] (Flashback) Jii**
nothing can be done about Penis size!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Jii**
You want to ignore that tradition
and make a tiny man king?!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Jii**
Have some shame!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Dan**
H-He's not tiny! Even the prince
is average when erect...
**[03:19] (Flashback) G**
Dan, don't go there.
Don't bring up erections.
**[03:21] (Flashback) Jii**
If you bring that up, Prince Hata is
much bigger when he has a chub, too!
**[03:25] (Flashback) G**
Nes, don't go there. Don't bring up chubs.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Dan**
I'm saying that the tradition
is a blight on our race!
**[03:31] (Flashback) Dan**
Can one rule the country with one's Penis?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Dan**
Even if he has a small Penis, a talented
man will build a better country!
**[03:37] (Flashback) Dan**
Who cares about a Penis?
What is a Penis, anyway?!
**[03:41] (Flashback) Jii**
Are you insulting His Highness?
**[03:43] (Flashback) Jii**
He became king solely through
the size of his Penis!
**[03:46] (Flashback) Jii**
If you took his Penis away,
what would he have left?
**[03:48] (Flashback) Jii**
Just water, that's what!
**[03:49] (Flashback) Dan**
You're the one insulting him!
**[03:51] (Flashback) Dan**
His Highness has plenty of
virtues aside from his Penis.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Jii**
What are they? Enlighten us!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Dan**
U-Uh, you know, he has an
easier time hailing taxis!
**[03:57] (Flashback) Jii**
That's because he has a big Penis!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Jii**
His Highness has nothing but his Penis!
He has to stake it all on his Penis!
**[04:02] (Flashback) Jii**
Turn it around, and it means even a blockhead
can be competent if he has a big Penis.
**[04:07] (Flashback) Jii**
As long as he has a big Penis,
everything else will work itself out!
**[04:09] (Flashback) Jii**
Right, Your Highness?
**[04:13] (Flashback) Jii**
Your Highness!
**[04:14] (Flashback) Jii**
Hang in there, Peni— Your Highness!
**[04:17] (Flashback) Dan**
Call a doctor!
**[04:20] (Flashback) Jii**
Your Highness, please tell us before you go!
**[04:23] (Flashback) Dan**
Who will be the next king?
**[04:24] (Flashback) Jii**
The one with the big Penis?
**[04:26] (Flashback) Dan**
The one who has a smaller
Penis but is capable?
**[04:28] (Flashback) Jii**
Big Penis?
**[04:29] (Flashback) Dan**
Smaller Penis but capable?
**[04:30] (Flashback) Bo**
Your Highness!
**[04:34] (Flashback) K**
Th-The one... who has a big
Penis... and is capable...
**[04:45] (Flashback) Bark**
I suppose Father could
never forget about Brother.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Bark**
Our elder brother,
**[04:53] (Flashback) Bark**
First Prince of Planet Okoku, Dragonia.
**[04:58] (Flashback) Bark**
A hero who was hailed as
the Nine-Dragon Prince.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Bark**
At the young age of five, his Penis
was as long as a dragon's whisker,
***SIGN*** 5 years old
**[05:05] (Flashback) Bark**
and his talents threatened to pierce
the heavens, like a dragon's horns.
**[05:11] (Flashback) Bark**
They said that the country was
sure to prosper if he became king.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Bark**
But the massive size of his
Penis led to tragedy,
**[05:21] (Flashback) Bark**
and he left us all behind.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Bark**
That's what you call a king.
**[05:27] (Flashback) Hata**
Th-That's not true, Brother!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Hata**
You're just as good! It's just, your Penis...
**[05:35] (Flashback) Hata**
Sorry.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Bark**
Don't say that, Hata.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Bark**
In these peaceful times, a kind man
like you is better suited to be king.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Bark**
But if I remain here, that
peace won't last long.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Bark**
Fighting will surely break
out over the throne.
**[05:52] (Flashback) Bark**
Become a kind king who loves
all living beings, Hata.
**[06:01] (Flashback) Hata**
Brother...
**[06:06] Hata**
Brother...
**[06:09] Hata**
Close shave! I died for a moment just now!
**[06:13] Hata**
What's this? What's going
on right now, again?
**[06:15] G**
Unhand the prince, you knave!
**[06:18] Kat**
Prince Half-Wit... I'd heard
that you love animals,
**[06:22] Kat**
but to think you'd build an ark
to keep Earth's species alive...
**[06:27] Kat**
I see you in a new light now.
**[06:28] Kat**
But there's something
you should keep in mind.
**[06:31] Kat**
Earth also has savage beasts
that you can't handle.
**[06:35] Kat**
Send word to your country at once!
**[06:38] Kat**
"The prince's life is in danger!
**[06:40] Kat**
Gather up all the troops in the
country and rush to his aid!
**[06:45] Kat**
The entire army of Planet Okoku must
make the prince's wish come true.
**[06:49] Kat**
We must rise up to protect Earth
and stop the Liberation Army!"
**[06:54] Sak**
Zura! You...
**[06:56] Sak**
In this desperate situation,
**[06:57] Sak**
*are you trying to find Earth an ally?*
**[07:00] Hat**
Are you out of your mind?!
**[07:01] Hat**
You want us to fight the
entire universe for you lot?!
**[07:05] Kat**
I'm not telling you to fight.
**[07:07] Kat**
The Liberation Army is
currently rooted to Earth.
**[07:11] Kat**
They think it has no allies
across the universe.
**[07:14] Kat**
What do you think will happen if
an allied army suddenly shows up?
***SIGN*** Liberation Army
**[07:19] Kat**
All you need to do is draw
the enemy's attention.
***SIGN*** Okoku Army
**[07:22] Kat**
After that, you're free to flee if you want.
***SIGN*** Not Zura,
Katsura
**[07:24] Kat**
We'll take that opportunity to take over
the Liberation Army's HQ and stop the war.
**[07:30] Kat**
This way, you can protect
all of Earth's species.
**[07:33] Hata**
Screw you! Our own species
could die out from this!
**[07:36] Hata**
Besides, why should I care
about Earth's survival?
**[07:39] Hata**
I was just building a collection!
Who the hell brought this stray dog in?!
**[07:43] Jii**
Your orders were to take in species
from Earth at random, Prince.
**[07:47] Hata**
Can't you tell the difference
**[07:48] Hata**
between species that are better off dead
and ones that need protection, geezer?!
**[07:51] Jii**
Understood, Prince.
**[07:54] Jii**
Hey, get rid of the Joi Rebills
along with that white pig.
**[07:57] Hata**
Sorry about that. Protect the pig, okay?
**[07:59] Hata**
The pig can live, don't you think?
**[08:02] Jii**
Don't you get it?
**[08:03] Jii**
Right now, your life isn't in the hands
of the Joi Rebills or the Liberation Army,
**[08:08] Jii**
but this old man here!
**[08:10] Jii**
Where's your reply, pig?
**[08:12] Hata**
O-Oink!
**[08:13] Jii**
Hear that, men?
**[08:15] Jii**
To protect our country,
the prince is acting like a pig
**[08:18] Jii**
and telling you to shoot him and the enemy.
**[08:21] Jii**
Pull the trigger.
**[08:22] Hata**
Nothing's changed!
**[08:24] Mad**
That stray dog
**[08:26] Mad**
ain't the only one in here.
**[08:30] Mad**
Why not get rid of it along
with the baa-ing white goat?
**[08:35] Hata**
You!
**[08:36] Kat**
You sure took your time,
Chief of Immigration.
**[08:39] Mad**
Yeah. Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[08:42] Mad**
I had to get up from clinging to
the ground and drag myself here.
**[08:46] Mad**
Cut me some slack.
**[08:47] Mad**
A loser underdog has his own way of flying.
**[08:52] Mad**
I munched on dog food and did the
dog paddle to get all the way here.
**[08:57] Mad**
Now, shall we be on our way, Master?
**[09:00] Kat**
It's time for a walk.
**[09:02] Jii**
No! I don't want to die, but I don't want
to fight the Liberation Army, either!
**[09:06] Hata**
Serves you right! This is what
you get for getting carried away!
**[09:08] Jii**
It's all your fault for bringing this guy
in to get your revenge, Prince Hog!
**[09:12] Hata**
Hasegawa-san! Kill that geezer already!
**[09:14] Jii**
Hey, Joi Rebills! I'll work with
you, so kill that pig prince!
**[09:17] Hata**
Somebody shut that geezer up! Fire!
**[09:20] Jii**
Go ahead and fire! But make
sure to kill that pig after me!
**[09:23] Hata**
Fire, now!
**[09:24] Jii**
Open fire!
**[09:32] Dan**
I opened fire,
**[09:34] Dan**
just as you ordered.
**[09:37] Hata**
Dan, you!
**[09:46] Kat**
Gunfire?
**[09:47] Kat**
Zura, what's going on?!
**[09:49] Kat**
Zura!
**[09:54] Dan**
I have waited a long time for this.
**[09:57] Dan**
I've waited ever since you
people exiled Prince Barkas
**[10:02] Dan**
for this moment when I could wipe out
the morons with nothing but big Penises
**[10:05] Dan**
and establish a country of tiny ones.
**[10:08] Dan**
If we joined forces with Earth,
**[10:11] Dan**
not only would our country get wiped
out, but also our entire planet.
**[10:15] Dan**
At least be of use to the
country with your dying breath,
**[10:18] Dan**
by disappearing from this world
along with your incompetent Penises.
**[10:21] Kat**
Elizabeth... Hey, Elizabeth!
**[10:24] Dan**
But before you go, I have
something to ask you.
**[10:29] Dan**
Why did you stay a prince even
after you took over the country?
**[10:33] Dan**
Why'd you leave the throne empty
instead of becoming king?!
**[10:41] Shi**
*But you do have a king.*
**[10:43] Shi**
*A capable man with a huge Penis,*
**[10:46] Shi**
*the Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia.*
**[10:49] Shi**
*Back then, you said this...*
**[10:54] (Flashback) Hata**
Brother, he's right here.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Hata**
With his big Penis and vast
talents... He's right here.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Hata**
I have a big Penis,
**[11:04] (Flashback) Hata**
and you're overflowing with talent.
**[11:07] (Flashback) Hata**
If we work together, we can be Dragonia.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Hata**
So I'll remain a prince and wait.
**[11:18] Shi**
"Wait for the other half of me and Dragonia."
**[11:24] Shi**
*Dan, stand down!*
**[11:26] Shi**
*Who do you think that man is?*
**[11:29] Shi**
*Who do you think* we *are?*
**[11:37] Shi**
*It's the return of the king.*
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Silver Soul
**[13:19] Shi**
*Leaving my kid brother alone,*
**[13:21] Shi**
*I left the country*
**[13:24] Shi**
* so that the peaceful country would*
* have a kind king befitting it,*
**[13:32] Shi**
* believing that there'd be a country*
* out there that suited me more.*
**[13:50] (Flashback) En**
Oh? I didn't know our lukewarm
neighbors had a fiery man like you.
**[13:56] (Flashback) En**
Who are you?
**[14:00] (Flashback) Shi**
On a battlefield, both princes and laymen
fall to the ground equally as corpses.
**[14:08] (Flashback) Shi**
Isn't that right, Prince Ensho?
**[14:11] Shi**
I cast aside my name,
my status, and my Penis,
**[14:14] Shi**
and kept fighting in search
of a country of my own.
**[14:18] Shi**
But the place at the end of my journey
**[14:22] Shi**
*was here after all.*
**[14:25] Shi**
*My little brother, Hata.*
**[14:28] Shi**
* Seeing you still waiting for me*
* to return made me realize*
**[14:32] Shi**
*that I was merely running away.*
**[14:36] Shi**
* The battlefield I belonged on was*
* in front of my eyes all along.*
**[14:42] Shi**
Hata, forgive me. I made you fight
all by yourself for so long.
**[14:48] Shi**
But I will not run away anymore.
**[14:52] Shi**
Even if standing beside my kid brother
with a big Penis covers me in disgrace,
**[14:58] Shi**
even if the responsibility of being a
great prince's kid brother crushes me,
**[15:04] Shi**
I will fight alongside you!
**[15:07] Shi**
Exposing this tiny Penis for all to see!
**[15:12] Shi**
Men, we are the great Okoku Kingdom's king,
**[15:16] Shi**
Dragonia!
**[15:20] Jii**
P-Prince?
**[15:22] Dan**
No way... He was alive?
**[15:25] Shi**
*Dan, you people once tried to make me king.*
**[15:30] Shi**
Could you lower your guns
out of respect for me?
**[15:36] Shi**
* This is no time to be*
* fighting over Penis sizes.*
**[15:40] Shi**
* Both tiny and big must join*
* Penises and fight together.*
**[15:44] Shi**
* To that end, the big Hata and*
* the tiny me will become king!*
**[15:49] Shi**
* Let's work together and take*
* down the Liberation—*
**[15:52] Dan**
Don't be fooled!
**[15:53] Dan**
He died a long time ago!
**[15:55] Dan**
Exorcise the specter that threatens
to lead our tiny Penis faction astray!
**[15:58] Shi**
*You can't believe, Dan?*
**[16:00] Shi**
* Then come see me! I'll show you my*
* Penis that's just as tiny as yours!*
**[16:05] Dan**
Wh-What are you doing? Hurry up and fire.
**[16:07] G**
B-But Minister, that huge Penis is definitely...
**[16:12] Shi**
*Huge penis?*
**[16:13] Shi**
*Huh? Who are you talking about?*
**[16:22] Kat**
E-Elizabeth...
**[16:24] G**
The hell is that?
**[16:25] G**
Something outrageous came out of
Elizabeth-san after he got knocked out!
**[16:29] Jii**
Prince, you might not remember
because you were so young,
**[16:34] Jii**
but I have never once forgotten the sight.
**[16:39] Jii**
That giant Penis that looks
like a dragon's whisker
**[16:42] Jii**
definitely belongs to the eldest of
the three princes of Planet Okoku,
**[16:46] Jii**
the one who was considered
to have died in an accident,
**[16:49] Jii**
the legendary Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia!
**[16:56] ---**
*That's* what you meant?!
**[16:58] Shi**
*There was another prince there, too?*
**[17:00] Shi**
*Was nobody listening to me at all?*
**[17:03] Shi**
*Hey, Hata? Dan?*
**[17:04] Shi**
*Are you listening to me?*
**[17:05] Dan**
Fire! Hurry up and fire!
***SIGN*** Eight One Two Seven Nine Three Six Five Four
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***SIGN*** One
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***SIGN*** Nine
***SIGN*** Nine-Headed Dragon Thrash
***SIGN*** Nine-Headed Dragon Thrash!
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Two
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***SIGN*** Six
***SIGN*** Seven
***SIGN*** Eight
***SIGN*** Nine
**[17:21] Jii**
What power!
**[17:23] Jii**
A technique most worthy of Nine-Dragon,
said to possess nine Penis heads.
**[17:27] Hata**
Gramps, forget a worthy Nine-Dragon
technique, isn't that just a rip-off?
**[17:30] Hata**
Isn't it just Nine-Headed Dragon Trash?
**[17:34] Jii**
You're alive, Prince Dragonia?
**[17:37] Hata**
You're letting them out?
**[17:38] Jii**
You look different now, but I've never
forgotten how your Penis looked.
**[17:42] Hata**
Hey, Gramps! You call it a Penis,
but it might actually be one!
**[17:45] Hata**
It might be the one that
hangs from the crotch!
**[17:48] Kat**
Elizabeth, you...
**[17:55] Penis**
Katsura-san, I've always lived through
life not knowing anything about myself.
**[17:59] Hata**
Uh, Gramps? The Penis is talking!
**[18:01] Penis**
Who was I, and where was I born?
**[18:04] Penis**
I've lived my life never thinking
about that or questioning it.
**[18:08] Hata**
Hey, Gramps! Which one's Brother here?
**[18:11] Hata**
Which one's the actual body?
Is this what he was like?
**[18:13] Penis**
But when I hit my head hard just
now, I feel like I caught a glimpse.
**[18:18] Penis**
I think I once had an accident
so bad that I forgot who I was.
**[18:26] Penis**
And while I was on the brink of death...
***SIGN*** From now on, you're one of us.
**[18:50] Penis**
I don't recall the details.
**[18:53] Penis**
But there is just one thing
I've clearly remembered.
**[18:57] Penis**
My name is Dragonia.
**[18:59] Hata**
Dragonia, my foot!
**[19:01] Hata**
What was that flashback?
**[19:02] Hata**
The one that showed up midway
looked more like you!
**[19:05] Hata**
Which one was you, and how did Brother
end up like this from that situation?
**[19:09] Jii**
I don't really understand all of it,
**[19:12] Jii**
but since his Penis is big,
does it really matter?
**[19:14] Hata**
Are you looking at nothing but
the Penis, you shitty geezer?
**[19:17] Jii**
Prince Dragonia!
**[19:18] Jii**
We have eagerly awaited your
return, the return of our king!
**[19:22] G**
Prince Hata! Are you all right?
**[19:25] G**
What happened here?
**[19:28] G**
Wait! That Penis...
**[19:29] Hata**
Hey, you guys try talking
some sense into him, too.
**[19:32] Hata**
Gramps is saying this monster
Penis is Prince Dragonia.
**[19:36] G**
Our King, please give us the order
to shoot that insolent pig to death.
**[19:40] Hata**
A big Penis is enough to get you to
switch sides? You guys are way too easy!
**[19:44] Jii**
Could you please return home
**[19:46] Jii**
and rebuild the country that
the stupid prince ruined?
**[19:49] Hata**
Who're you calling the stupid prince?
**[19:51] Penis**
Dragonia doesn't exist within me anymore.
***SIGN*** That's just an empty name.
**[19:57] Penis**
I'm not Dragonia from Planet Okoku anymore.
***SIGN*** I've become Elizabeth from Earth.
**[20:02] Penis**
So I have no right to be king.
**[20:06] Penis**
But even if I can't be king,
**[20:08] Penis**
I can fight with you and help
you take back your king.
**[20:13] Penis**
They may be lacking as kings by themselves,
**[20:16] Penis**
but together...
**[20:17] Penis**
No, if they have your support,
**[20:20] Penis**
I'm sure they'll be splendid kings.
**[20:23] Penis**
So would you please fight alongside us?
**[20:30] Penis**
Earth is all alone in the universe,
and I want you to be its friend!
***SIGN*** Silver Soul Arc
***SIGN*** Men Must Live Not Long
Nor Thick, but Hard
**[20:50] G**
The path! The enemy's interference
has split up our force!
**[20:57] G**
The squad in the rear is
being ambushed by the enemy.
**[21:00] G**
Shall we go back to help?
**[21:03] Dak**
No need.
**[21:05] Dak**
It's mere child's play that must be ignored.
**[21:07] Dak**
Desperate schemes can't overturn
the difference in numbers.
**[21:11] Dak**
Let's go!
**[21:19] Dak**
Oh? I thought it was just
a ploy to slow us down,
**[21:25] Dak**
but they're seriously out to stop us, huh?
**[21:31] Cat**
Looks like it's started.
**[21:33] Oto**
Are they dividing the enemy
***SIGN*** Kabuki District
***SIGN*** Divide
***SIGN*** Oniwaban
***SIGN*** Oniwaban
***SIGN*** Shinsengumi
**[21:35] Oto**
and trying to weaken them
before they get here, perhaps?
***SIGN*** Kabuki District First
**[21:40] Oto**
It's time.
**[21:42] Oto**
I hope you're all ready.
**[21:47] G**
Detected enemy approach!
**[21:51] All**
Let's go!
**[21:55] Oto**
Open combat!
**[22:05] Shin**
Gin-san?!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:39] Shin**
Wait! Time out!
**[23:41] Shin**
We're on your side! We're Odd Jobs!
**[23:44] Sai**
I hope you're prepared to
have your balls plucked out!
***SIGN*** Silver Soul Arc
***SIGN*** Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes
Like the Inch-High Samurai
***SIGN*** The Liberation Army reaches the Kabuki District,
***SIGN*** and the residents must all fight together.
***SIGN*** The back-and-forth battle at the Kabuki District begins!
***SIGN*** And you may have been suddenly taken out, but stand up and fight, Gintoki!
**[24:05] ---**
Thank you all for coming.