E346 - Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

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SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Silver Soul
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
SIGN    Geezers Carve the Things 
    They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles
[01:44] Ymz
    As you can see, Boss,
[01:48] Ymz
    we haven't changed one bit.
[01:51] Ymz
    We came back with our desire and
    ambition to protect Edo still intact.
[01:57] Ymz
    We're the same old Shinsengumi.
[01:59] Gin
    But you alone are a completely
    different person now!
[02:01] Shin
    Yamazaki-san! What happened to you?
SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room
    and at a safe distance from your TV!!
[02:04] Shin
    Why do you look like you just 
    got back from the Vietnam War?!
[02:07] Ymz
    Huh? Do I look that different?
[02:10] Shin
    "Look"? You are different!
[02:11] G
    Way to go, Zakiyama-san!
[02:14] G
    The vice chief and Okita-san couldn't
    handle it, but you took it out in one shot!
[02:17] G
    As long as we have you, the
    Liberation Army is no match for us!
[02:20] G
    Zakiyama! Zakiyama!
[02:24] Gin
    Hey, even their power structure
    has changed a little!
[02:27] Gin
    That plain guy's become
    the nucleus of the squad!
[02:30] Kon
    I quit mosaics.
[02:32] Hij
    I quit smoking.
[02:34] Oki
    I quit quitting messing with Hijikata.
[02:38] Ymz
    I quit Yamazaki.
[02:40] Gin
    Why'd he alone grow far
    beyond his potential?!
[02:43] G
    Zakiyama! Zakiyama!
[02:43] Ymz
    I don't really get it myself,
[02:45] Ymz
    but if I had to say, I guess
    I liberated myself, too.
[02:50] Ymz
    I tried to be like the chief, who realized
    his weakness and trained with restraints.
[02:56] Ymz
    But I was even weaker, so I
    couldn't handle the weight.
[03:00] Ymz
    One day, I noticed that my body felt heavy,
    even though I wasn't carrying anything.
[03:08] Ymz
    And that I may have been shackled
    by restraints all along.
[03:14] Ymz
    So...
[03:15] Ymz
    I threw off the restraints,
    and this is the result.
[03:17] Gin
    Restraints? That's your body!
[03:20] Gin
    What's going on here?
[03:21] Gin
    Zakiyama came out of Yamazaki's ass?
    No, Yamazaki came out of Zakiyama's ass?
[03:24] Gin
    What the hell are you? What the hell is he?!
[03:27] Ymz
    That's something like the
    heavy T-shirt Goku took off.
[03:31] Ymz
    It seems I was born wearing a heavy
    T-shirt called Yamazaki Sagaru.
[03:35] Gin
    Did you really just compare
    him to an object?!
[03:38] Ymz
    Once I threw it off, my body
    felt lighter than ever before.
[03:42] Ymz
    Sometimes, it's so light, I feel like I
    might drift all the way to the heavens.
[03:45] Gin
    You shouldn't throw it away!
    It's probably your soul or something!
[03:48] Kon
    How impressive.
[03:50] Kon
    Even you reached the blank state of
    mind where you cast even yourself away?
[03:55] Ymz
    Chief, don't tell me... You too?
[03:58] Kon
    Hey, who are you talking to?
[04:02] Kon
    The chief is over here.
[04:03] Shin
    Forget blank state of mind!
    There's no sign of the chief anymore!
[04:07] Shin
    Why'd he turn into a gorilla
    just by taking off a T-shirt?
[04:09] Shin
    He looks like gorilla dung now!
[04:11] Kon
    It seems I was a gorilla born
    wearing a heavy gorilla T-shirt.
[04:16] Kon
    Now I've finally been freed from the gorilla.
[04:19] Shin
    No, you haven't! You've become a
    more concentrated version of gorilla!
[04:23] Kon
    New enemies?
[04:24] Kon
    Let's go, Yamazaki! Let's show them
    what we can do without T-shirts!
[04:28] Ymz
    Yeah!
[04:29] Shin
    Hey, hey, hey!
[04:30] Shin
    The T-shirts got tangled up!
[04:32] Shin
    The T-shirts got caught!
[04:35] Shin
    The T-shirt's crying!
[04:37] Shin
    Hey, timeout! If you're gonna take
    them off, take them off right!
[04:40] Shin
    You're gonna rip the T-shirts!
[04:42] Bo
    Untangle it, please!
[04:44] Oki
    Like this?
[04:45] Shin
    Not that way!
[04:46] Hij
    Like this.
[04:48] Shin
    You're not even trying!
[04:49] Shin
    Are you pissed off at them?
    Are you pissed at them after all?
[04:52] Shin
    Hey! Both the gorilla and Rambo collapsed!
[04:55] Gin
    I knew it! Those T-shirts weren't
    supposed to be cast off!
[04:57] Gin
    Hurry up and put them back on!
[05:01] Shin
    The explosion blew the gorilla T-shirt away!
[05:03] Gin
    If we lose it, the gorilla's
    going straight to heaven!
[05:06] Oki
    Don't worry. For now,
    I dressed the gorilla again...
[05:10] Oki
    in an Ahodas T-shirt.
[05:13] Kon
    Let's go! The match isn't over yet!
[05:15] Kon
    Shoot for tomorrow!
[05:17] Gin
    Hey! Ahodas took over his body!
[05:20] Shin
    Why is a T-shirt that calls him
    an idiot dictating his personality?
[05:22] G
    Well, this is better than before! Follow him!
[05:24] G
    Aim for the goal!
[05:25] Shin
    Goal? Where is that?!
[05:26] Gin
    What the hell did you tax
    thieves come back for?
[05:29] Hij
    Shut it! We haven't gotten any pay in ages!
[05:32] Hij
    We're trying to save the world
    for free! Cut us some slack here!
[05:36] Gin
    If this is all you've got,
    the world is doomed for sure!
[05:38] Oki
    There, there. Relax a bit, Hijikata-san.
[05:41] Oki
    Here you go.
[05:42] Hij
    Cheers.
[05:44] Hij
    Wait, why're you ruining my attempt to quit?!
[05:46] Kag
    You don't get to live longer when
    Earth's heading for destruction!
[05:50] Oki
    She's right.
[05:51] Oki
    If we're all bound for destruction,
    your lungs should be the first to go.
[05:55] Hij
    Why does all responsibility
    rest on my lungs?!
[05:57] Shin
    Hey! Yamazaki-san's speeding ahead
    toward destruction by himself!
[06:01] Gin
    Y'know, if you hadn't left Edo wide open,
    this would never have happened!
[06:04] Hij
    You guys were the ones who neglected
    it! You got the world destroyed!
[06:08] Gin
    Screw you! Half the blame lies with you guys!
[06:10] Gin
    The other half lies with your lungs!
[06:11] Hij
    In the end, it's all my fault?!
[06:15] Hij
    Hey, what's so funny?
[06:17] Hij
    Do you realize the situation we're in?
[06:19] Ttsnsk
    I do, Vice Chief!
[06:22] Ttsnsk
    The terminal was broken
    and the town destroyed,
[06:25] Ttsnsk
    but this town came out
    of it without a scratch!
[06:29] Ttsnsk
    The Edo we fell in love with is right here!
[06:36] Capt
    The old bakufu army?
[06:38] Capt
    After all that's happened, they still
    want to die with their country?
[06:42] Capt
    All ships, lock and load!
[06:48] Capt
    Fire!
[06:56] Capt
    Wh-What's going on?
[06:57] G
    The muzzles exploded as soon as we fired!
[07:00] Capt
    What's this black haze?
[07:03] Mats
    Flame Haze.
[07:05] Mats
    A smokescreen that reacts to high
    temperatures and prevents use of all firearms.
[07:10] Mats
    I see.
[07:12] Mats
    This isn't only the land of the samurai.
[07:15] Mats
    It also belongs to you guys, huh?
[07:20] Sac
    The civilians have been evacuated.
[07:23] Sac
    The town's completely empty now.
[07:26] Sac
    Everything's ready,
[07:28] Sac
    Leader.
[07:31] Zen
    Now we're free to go wild.
[07:34] Zen
    As ninja, our duty is to live in the shadows.
[07:37] Zen
    But we don't need to anymore,
    now that we've lost our lord, the light.
[07:43] Zen
    Show off the skills you've honed
    all you want in broad daylight.
[07:48] Zen
    Etch into their memories the fact that
    this country is also home to ninja.
[07:53] Zen
    Not in the shadows, but under
    the light that shines upon you.
[07:58] Zen
    Live and die to the fullest.
[08:03] Sac
    Is that the answer you've found?
[08:07] Zen
    There's no right answer.
[08:10] Zen
    But if, just as I tried to protect
    the princess as Shigeshige's buddy,
[08:14] Zen
    she's trying to fight as Shigeshige's sister,
[08:18] Zen
    then I have no right to stop her.
[08:22] Zen
    In that case,
[08:25] Zen
    all I can do is protect everything.
[08:30] Zen
    That's the light that
    shines upon me right now.
[08:39] Zen
    The Oniwaban are joining the fray!
[08:44] En
    Give me a status report.
[08:46] G
    The old bakufu army suddenly
    showed up at Edo Castle
[08:50] G
    and dealt a critical blow to our first wave.
[08:58] Kon
    Charge!
[09:11] Hij
    The Oniwaban?
[09:13] Kag
    Sacchan!
[09:15] Gin
    Looks like they've finally
    stepped out of the shadows.
[09:18] Sac
    Playtime's over!
[09:19] Sac
    I'll show you what a ninja can do!
[09:22] Sac
    Here I come...
[09:24] Sac
    Gin-san!
[09:24] Gin
    Why Gin-san?!
[09:26] Gin
    Why are you jumping at me with that face?
[09:29] Gin
    You looked more like an
    enemy than the enemy does!
[09:31] Sac
    How cruel.
[09:32] Sac
    We haven't met in so long,
    and you shame me like this?
[09:35] Sac
    Your abuse really is a cut above.
[09:38] Sac
    I'm your sow for life, Master!
[09:41] Gin
    This deviant is too much
    to deal with after so long.
[09:43] Gin
    I forgot how to defend against this,
    so it's landing body blows. I'm gonna puke!
[09:47] Sac
    But I believed in you.
[09:49] Sac
    I knew you'd come back.
[09:51] Sac
    I did my best, you know?
[09:53] Sac
    I was sure things would work out
    if we held on until you returned.
[09:58] Gin
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[09:59] Sac
    You don't have to apologize.
[10:01] Sac
    You've come back so big and sturdy.
[10:04] Sac
    But I don't know about this size.
    I might not be able to handle it.
[10:08] Gin
    That ain't Gin-san.
[10:10] Gin
    Gin-san ain't that much of a showoff.
[10:16] Zen
    I didn't think I'd see that stupid shtick
    again before the world was destroyed.
[10:22] Gin
    I didn't think your asshole would be
    destroyed before the world, either.
[10:27] Sac
    No! Gin-san's chastity!
[10:30] Gin
    That's Zen-san's chastity, not Gin-san's.
[10:34] Zen
    I'm not so optimistic as to have thought
    things would change once you returned.
[10:40] Zen
    But looking at your stupid face
[10:44] Zen
    certainly did help me relax a little.
[10:47] Gin
    That's what I'd like to say.
[10:50] Gin
    Seeing you guys reminded me...
[10:54] Gin
    That even if the world
    were ending the next day,
[10:57] Gin
    we're the kind of morons who'd
    rush to buy Jump like usual.
[11:01] Gin
    That it doesn't matter if the world ends
    or not, or whether I reach him or not.
[11:06] Gin
    That I was the kind of person
    who'd run at full speed anyway.
[11:10] Gin
    For a moment there, I was ready
    to end things for myself.
[11:14] Gin
    But you guys showed me
    the way back here again.
[11:19] Gin
    Thank you for waiting for me
    as the same old morons.
[11:26] Oki
    How rude.
[11:27] Oki
    Hijikata-san sucked his abstinence pipe
    until he could suck on it like a pacifier,
[11:31] Oki
    and you call him the same old moron?
[11:33] Hij
    Shut up.
[11:33] Hij
    That's not me. I prefer Magazine.
[11:37] Zen
    If this keeps up, we won't be
    able to buy Jump or Magazine.
[11:40] Gin
    In that case...
[11:43] Gin
    We just need to save the world by Monday!
[11:48] Kon
    That's some big talk.
[11:50] Kon
    You wanna stop the world's end
    over the weekend?
[11:54] Kon
    Let's do it, then.
[11:56] Kon
    We'll turn that lame joke
    into reality by our hands
[11:59] Kon
    and laugh until our sides hurt!
[12:03] Kon
    What say you,
[12:05] Kon
    Mimawarigumi Vice Chief?
[12:08] Kon
    I can't wait to see how your grumpy
    face looks when the time comes.
[12:13] Nob
    I'll laugh all you want.
[12:17] Nob
    But it looks like those
    laughs won't come cheap.
[12:26] En
    A black haze? That won't be
    enough to erase our fire.
[12:32] En
    The more you struggle, the more
    sorrow and wrath it causes,
[12:37] En
    and the more it stokes our flame of revenge.
[12:41] En
    Mobile Weapon
[12:44] En
    Takemikazuchi...
[12:48] En
    Launch.
[12:55] En
    Launch.
[13:06] Zen
    Yikes.
[13:08] Zen
    This is bad.
[13:10] Zen
    They're trying to burn away
    the flame haze from above.
[13:15] G
    Chief!
[13:16] G
    It's not just from the air.
[13:18] G
    Reinforcements are streaming
    in on the surface, too.
[13:24] G
    No, that's not all!
[13:27] G
    Could they be...
[13:29] G
    The Dakini!
[13:32] G
    The Shinra!
[13:34] G
    The Yato!
[13:36] Kon
    The three great warrior races are here?
[13:38] Kon
    They've even got them on their side?
[13:41] Hij
    We've only been fighting
    the opening act so far?
[13:45] Oki
    Sheesh. Forget the weekend,
    we might not even last the day.
[13:50] Gen
    At last, huh?
[13:54] Shin
    Gengai-san!
[13:56] Gen
    Looks like it's our time to shine.
[13:58] Gen
    If that's the enemy's game, we'll just
    have to go all-out ourselves, too.
[14:04] Gen
    Let's show them what Earth
    is truly capable of.
[14:08] Gin
    Gramps...
[14:11] Kin
    We're first up, huh?
[14:14] Kin
    Oh, well.
[14:16] Kin
    If silver's not up to the task,
[14:19] Kin
    gold will have to pick up the slack.
[14:23] Kin
    From cleaning up after a
    moron to saving the world,
[14:25] Kin
    Odd Jobs Kin-chan will do anything.
[14:28] Shin
    Kin-san!
[14:30] Gin
    You!
[14:31] Kin
    Hey, defective protag.
[14:35] Kin
    The man I was modeled after is
    having trouble saving the world?
[14:40] Kin
    I'll take care of half the world.
[14:44] Kin
    Even a defective piece like you can
    handle the other half, I'm sure.
[14:50] Tama
    He never learns, does he?
[14:53] Tama
    Silver or gold, each of us is but a cog.
[14:59] Tama
    But if all of us cogs come together,
    we could turn the machine of the world.
[15:05] Gen
    As of now, Kabuki District is the
    cornerstone of humanity's defense.
[15:12] Gen
    The rest...
[15:13] Oto
    Yeah, you can leave it in our hands.
[15:15] Gin
    Gramps! Tama!
[15:17] Gin
    What are you thinking?!
[15:20] Gin
    Gramps!
[15:25] (Flashback) Sab
    What's the point of making
    these killing machines?
[15:28] (Flashback) Sab
    Didn't you always say you wanted to
    make machines that served mankind?
[15:34] (Flashback) Sab
    I loved watching you as you had fun
    tinkering with things while covered in grease.
[15:43] Gen
    And so, you joined the war instead of me
[15:47] Gen
    and died, leaving this geezer behind.
[15:52] Gen
    A lot has happened since then.
[15:54] Gen
    I met all kinds of people and
    had all kinds of thoughts.
[15:58] Gen
    Thoughts like why I survived,
[16:01] Gen
    and why I build machines.
[16:05] Gen
    The answer...
[16:12] Gen
    You and the people you brought
    into my life showed me.
[16:17] Gen
    The reason I built machines
    was all for this moment.
[16:23] G
    Wh-What is that massive cannon?!
[16:28] Gen
    Machines exist to serve and help people.
[16:34] Gen
    This is my answer...
[16:37] Gen
    The Neo Armstrong Cyclone
    Jet Armstrong Gengai Cannon!
[16:42] Shin
    It's just a dirty joke!
[16:44] Shin
    Earth grew a pens!
[16:50] Gen
    It's too late.
[16:53] Gen
    Right from the time we lost to you in
    the Joi War, all the way up to now,
[16:59] Gen
    I was secretly building
    this thing underground.
[17:04] Gen
    Tama, Kinnoji. Will you do it?
[17:08] Gen
    I need your help to power that thing up.
[17:13] Gen
    When gold and robot queen connect to the two
    control spheres and become crown jeels,
[17:19] Gen
    they can launch something
    from this pole here.
[17:21] Shin
    It's just a dirty joke!
[17:23] Tama
    We've already steeled ourselves, Gengai-sama.
[17:28] Kin
    Don't waste this golden cog,
[17:33] Kin
    gramps.
[17:36] Gen
    Thank you.
[17:39] Gen
    Back then, we didn't lose to you guys.
[17:44] Gen
    We lost to your science and
    technology—your machines.
[17:48] Gen
    But we absorbed your technology and evolved.
[17:54] Gen
    In order to never have the things we
    hold dear taken from us again,
[17:57] Gen
    we kept turning the cogs each and every day.
[18:00] Gen
    Amanto, I owe you for back then.
[18:03] Gen
    I'll repay you now.
[18:08] Gen
    Along with the scrap
    metal I fell in love with.
[18:31] Gen
    Machines all over Edo!
[18:35] Gen
    Let me borrow your cogs!
[18:38] Gen
    Show them what you're made of!
[18:45] Gen
    Go!
[19:08] G
    Wha...
[19:09] G
    What's this? Nothing happened...
[19:24] (Flashback) Tama
    Then,
[19:26] (Flashback) Tama
    the machine that will put
    a stop to the war is...
[19:29] (Flashback) Gen
    Yeah, it's not that big lug.
[19:32] (Flashback) Gen
    It's these tiny ones.
[19:34] (Flashback) Gen
    They're what are called nanomachines.
[19:38] (Flashback) Gen
    I've named them bees.
[19:42] (Flashback) Gen
    If launched through this thing,
    the bees will stay in the air
[19:46] (Flashback) Gen
    and infiltrate any machines.
[19:48] (Flashback) Gen
    And their virus will take
    over all the targets' systems
[19:54] (Flashback) Gen
    and halt their functions.
[19:58] (Flashback) Gen
    In other words...
[20:01] (Flashback) Gen
    they're machines that kill machines.
[20:04] (Flashback) Gen
    But it'd be pointless to stop the
    Liberation Army for a moment.
[20:09] (Flashback) Gen
    If we're using these, it must be to make
    a barrier that covers the whole country.
[20:14] (Flashback) Gen
    Basically, if humanity is to survive,
    we must abandon you guys.
[20:19] (Flashback) Gen
    Besides, the important
    thing to remember is...
[20:22] (Flashback) Kin
    ...when the cannon is frozen,
[20:25] (Flashback) Kin
    you'll need machines to take
    over from the system, right?
[20:31] (Flashback) Kin
    Who else could do that but us?
[20:34] (Flashback) Gen
    Kinnoji...
[20:35] (Flashback) Gen
    Do you realize what you're saying?
[20:37] (Flashback) Gen
    This is an absurd role that
    involves killing yourself!
[20:42] (Flashback) Kin
    But the world will end
    unless we do this, right?
[20:45] (Flashback) Kin
    Besides, I won't be fighting
    the Liberation Army.
[20:52] (Flashback) Kin
    It'll be that man.
[20:54] (Flashback) Kin
    The time has finally come to
    pay him back for back then.
[20:59] (Flashback) Kin
    If he's trying to save the
    world, I'll save it before him.
[21:04] (Flashback) Kin
    That's Sakata Kintoki's revenge.
[21:08] (Flashback) Kin
    Isn't that a golden idea, Tama-san?
[21:11] (Flashback) Tama
    The color gold is somewhat similar
    to poopy brown, isn't it?
[21:14] (Flashback) Kin
    Come on. I see you're as
    cold to machines as always.
[21:18] (Flashback) Tama
    But...
[21:20] (Flashback) Tama
    Deep down, you're a machine
    Gengai-sama made, too.
[21:25] (Flashback) Tama
    Gengai-sama, there is no need to worry.
[21:29] (Flashback) Tama
    We know.
[21:31] (Flashback) Tama
    Every machine that has been
    built with love knows.
[21:37] (Flashback) Tama
    We know what you felt as you
    turned the cogs day after day.
[21:47] (Flashback) Tama
    We know that machines exist to serve people.
[22:05] Gin
    Gramps!
[22:07] Gin
    Gramps!
[22:08] Gin
    Tama!
[22:11] Gin
    Tama!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
[23:49] Tama
    We will meet again one day, for sure.
SIGN    Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People
SIGN    The machines' resolve,
SIGN    and the humans' resolve.