E339 - An Idol's Badge of Honor

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SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Slip Arc
SIGN    An Idol's Badge of Honor
SIGN    Oedo Dome
[01:43] Tsuk
    To hell with that. Even a normal 
    meet-and-greet doesn't sit right with me.
SIGN    BDZ48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room
    and at a safe distance from your TV ♥
[01:47] Tsuk
    If you're holding a toilet meet-and-greet, 
    they might as well all work at Yoshiwara.
[01:51] Shin
    Is that really the issue here, Tsukuyo-san?
[01:52] Sac
    No need to tell me. I've always
    been the producer's cum dumpster.
[01:55] Shin
    You keep your mouth shut!
[01:56] Kyu
    Idol or not, as a samurai, I could
    never grab something so filthy.
[02:00] Kyu
    The only things a samurai should grab
    are swords, dirt on powerful people,
[02:03] Kyu
    control of the Yagyu Family and
    the right to its inheritance,
[02:06] Kyu
    stocks, and rice balls.
[02:07] Shin
    Don't make rice balls with a hand that
    touched all that filth, you celeb samurai!
[02:10] Tae
    Besides, shaking hands from a
    toilet would be rude to the fans.
[02:14] Tae
    We want to treat our fans better.
[02:17] Tae
    On that note,
[02:19] Tae
    let's have the fans enter the toilet instead.
[02:21] Shin
    Treat your fans better!
[02:23] Tae
    Also, keeping hygiene in mind,
[02:25] Tae
    they can hold Clift's fate in their hands.
SIGN    A Mad Hand Appeared
[02:29] Shin
    Don't treat fans like the Mad Hands in DQ!
[02:31] Shin
    And don't pull on Clift's leg! Quit pulling
    our leg by being so useless, Clift!
[02:33] Tae
    And despite everything that happened,
[02:36] Tae
    let's flush it all away and
    call it water under the bridge.
[02:37] Shin
    They won't get flushed!
[02:38] Shin
    Not even the large option will flush your
    evil deeds and Clift's feelings away!
[02:41] Tae
    It's the same principle 
    as the Gintama movies.
[02:44] Tae
    The moment we get the fans
    inside, we've already won.
[02:46] Tae
    After that, the money will flow in even
    if the movie's a steady stream of shit.
[02:50] Shin
    Enough with the outrageous statements!
[02:52] Shin
    Don't put us in the same boat
    as your rip-off cabaret club!
[02:55] G
    H-Hey, what happened in there?
[02:57] G
    Uh, I think...
[02:58] G
    I touched something soft
    that starts with "cli."
[03:02] G
    "Cli"? Something soft?!
[03:03] G
    And then water came bursting out...
[03:06] G
    Holy water came bursting out?!
[03:08] G
    I-I'm lining up for Otae-chan!
[03:11] G
    She seems prim and proper, but is
    actually really bold! She's the best!
[03:14] Shin
    By some miracle, it caused a
    misunderstanding and formed a line!
[03:17] Tae
    There, there.
[03:18] Tae
    Don't rush, guys. Enter
    the toilet in turn, okay?
[03:21] Kag
    Well, since a line's formed,
    let's just go with it.
[03:24] Sac
    Pfft! Don't make me laugh!
[03:26] Sac
    What part of that woman is soft?
[03:30] Sac
    As you can see, she's a legendary Bigfoot
    whose entire body is the Rockies!
[03:36] Tae
    Sacchan...
[03:37] Tae
    Could you not get all jealous because
    nobody's coming to your toilet?
[03:41] Tae
    Be a good little monkey and ride
    on someone else's back, would you?
[03:44] Sac
    Otae...
[03:46] Sac
    A monkey on the back is an idiom that means
    having a problem, not a literal monkey.
[03:51] Sac
    Has your brain turned into a rock, too?
[03:53] Kag
    Hey! Boss lady, Sacchan!
[03:55] Tae
    And I'm saying you can ride
    these filthy men bareback.
[03:59] Sac
    Did you hear that, guys?
    This is what Otae's really like!
[04:02] Shin
    Who the hell are you two fighting?!
[04:04] Sac
    What are you saying?
[04:05] Sac
    Before being a battle to decide the top idol,
[04:08] Sac
    this is a vote-off between
    Diamond Vacuum members!
[04:10] Shin
    Who the hell cares about that?!
[04:11] Sac
    I won't let anyone else be center.
[04:13] Sac
    You guys are better off lining up
    for me instead of this Jezebel.
[04:17] Sac
    Hey, don't you want to meet-and-greet me?
[04:20] Sac
    I've got two much softer
    things than she does.
[04:22] Sac
    Look right here.
[04:26] G
    On second thought, I'm going for Sacchan!
[04:27] G
    She may wear glasses, but she's got
    a bombshell body! She's the best!
[04:31] Tae
    Why, you little bitch!
[04:35] Sac
    I'm gonna be the center!
[04:36] Sac
    You can spew all the holy water
    you want in the wagon, Clift!
[04:42] Sac
    No... You need to hold me more gently.
[04:44] Shin
    Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!
[04:46] Sac
    If you shake that hard,
    you'll crush my two
[04:50] Sac
    soft balls!
[04:53] Tae
    They're just Brey's golden orbs!
[04:55] Shin
    What the hell are you doing?!
[04:57] Shin
    This has turned into a meet-and-greet
    for DQ48's wagon members!
[05:00] Shin
    Where'd you even find them?!
[05:02] Tae
    Clift and Brey needed to get rid of
    their worries before the final battle!
[05:06] Shin
    You two are Booger Diamonds
    48's Clift and Brey!
[05:11] Gin
    Exactly.
[05:12] Gin
    Good job, Clift, Brey.
[05:16] Gin
    Consider DQ48's Alena and McRyan.
[05:18] Gin
    Do you know why most people pick
    Alena out of these two fighters?
[05:23] Gin
    That's because unlike McRyan, who is all
    alone, Alena has Clift and Brey with her.
[05:28] Shin
    No way!
[05:29] Gin
    Yes way. They're just
    like an idol group, too.
[05:32] Gin
    The center Alena's star shines brighter
[05:35] Gin
    amidst the darkness that is Clift and Brey.
[05:38] Gin
    Which means...
[05:39] G
    On second thought, Kyubei-chan's the best!
[05:41] G
    Unlike those two sluts, she's a pure tomboy!
[05:44] G
    Plus, she's got eyepatch and twin tails moe!
[05:46] G
    Orthodox really is best!
[05:50] Gin
    Go, Alena!
[05:52] Gin
    Walk over the corpses of Clift and Brey!
[06:00] Gin
    I forgot Alena could spam critical hits.
[06:05] Kyu
    Don't touch me!
[06:07] Kag
    Turns out Alena has the
    biggest, Psaro-tier darkness.
[06:10] Shin
    You've gotta be kidding me!
    What did she even come here for?!
[06:14] Kyu
    G-Give me some time.
[06:16] Kyu
    I'm slowly getting used to it.
[06:17] Kyu
    I think I'll be able to overcome it
    once I throw another 1,500 of them.
[06:20] Shin
    The fans won't recover from that!
[06:22] Tae
    Then why don't you throw Clift 1,500 times?
[06:25] Sac
    And Brey, too.
[06:26] Shin
    Don't listen to those dark voices!
[06:28] Shin
    Spare Clift and Brey already!
[06:30] Tsuk
    Stop it, Kyubei.
[06:32] Tsuk
    Don't push yourself.
[06:33] Kyu
    Tsukuyo-dono?
[06:34] Tsuk
    If you can't hold hands with men,
    then I can just hold your share as well.
[06:40] Kyu
    But I can't place such a burden on you.
[06:43] Tsuk
    Don't worry. I cast aside my femininity,
    but ah'm still a woman of Yoshiwara.
[06:48] Tsuk
    Ah'm prepared to bear the sins of man.
[06:51] Kyu
    Ah'm moe!
[06:53] Gin
    Why are you freaking out over her?!
[06:54] Shin
    We still had our ultimate weapon, the
    female hero who backs up Alena's party!
[06:59] G
    She looks like a cool, aloof beauty,
    but she's kind enough to look out for others!
[07:03] G
    Tsukuyo-chan is the best!
[07:05] Shin
    This is our chance!
[07:06] Tae
    My, aren't we popular, Tsukuyo-san.
[07:09] Shin
    You two get back in the wagon right now!
[07:11] Sac
    After that popularity poll, you want to 
    win the Diamond Vacuum vote-off, too?
SIGN    Popularity Poll Arc (Episodes 182 - 184) November 2009
[07:15] Sac
    Of course a Yoshiwara woman would 
    know all about the casting couch.
[07:18] Shin
    You still haven't gotten over 
    what happened eight years ago?!
[07:21] Sac
    But the center always has
    the spotlight on her.
[07:26] Sac
    So as fellow members, we really need
    you to be more careful about things.
SIGN    Female Hero Sends Clift to the Wagon!!
SIGN    The Two Disappear Into the Wagon\Where Brey Awaits...
[07:30] Shin
    What kinda scandal is that?!
[07:31] Shin
    And why are you guys fabricating
    stories to bring down your bandmate?!
[07:35] Sac
    How will you take responsibility for this?
[07:37] Tae
    Sending you to the Hakata wagon won't
    be enough. You'll be sent to Indonesia!
[07:41] Shin
    Your shitty organization
    doesn't exist in Indonesia!
[07:45] Tsuk
    I don't recall any of that,
[07:46] Tsuk
    but I guess it's okay if it'll
    get me out of this stupid mess.
[07:50] Shin
    It had zero effect on her!
[07:51] Sac
    That laid-back attitude of
    yours is really annoying!
[07:54] Sac
    Want me to cast Thwack on you?!
[07:55] Sac
    Be honest! You want to be center too, right?
[07:57] Tsuk
    Look, if you wanna play center
    field or whatever base in baseball,
[08:01] Tsuk
    first get nine people to play with!
[08:03] Sac
    Don't play dumb with me!
[08:04] Shin
    Knock it off! Your ugly infighting
    is weirding out the fans!
[08:07] Tae
    Oh, wait!
[08:08] Sac
    We were kidding! That was
    just a comedy opening act!
[08:11] Sac
    Come back!
[08:16] Com
    Uh, excuse me. Can I just, like,
[08:19] Com
    take a dump?
[08:26] Com
    Whoa! It's totally sticking out!
[08:28] Shin
    We don't need play-by-play for that!
[08:30] Com
    My poop is as loose and sloppy as
    Booger Diamonds 48's morals!
[08:33] Com
    Their behavior sticks out
    so much in the idol sphere,
[08:36] Com
    both the fans and my poop
    scattered all over the place!
[08:38] Shin
    Quit telling us about how your dump is going!
[08:40] Com
    Meanwhile, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches
    48 are nearly in four digits!
[08:46] Com
    There's no telling what's going on
    behind those bewitching curtains,
[08:50] Com
    but the fans are being rendered
    spineless one after another!
[08:53] Bit
    It's all over, Booger Diamonds 48.
[08:58] Gin
    Guess we'll have to do something about
    their mystery meet-and-greet after all.
[09:02] Shin
    Not yet.
[09:04] Shin
    Booger Diamonds 48 isn't finished yet.
[09:09] Shin
    Terakado Tsu isn't finished yet!
[09:12] Shin
    Not as long as the captain
    of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub,
[09:15] Shin
    Shimura Shinpachi, is still here.
[09:17] Shin
    I'll stop them.
[09:20] Shin
    So Kagura-chan, Otsu-chan,
    the rest is in your hands.
[09:27] Bit
    Captain of the Terakado Tsu
    Fanclub, Shimura Shinpachi.
[09:31] Bit
    Do you really want a taste
    of our meet-and-greet?
[09:35] Bit
    Did you forget what happened to
    your friends when they tried us?
[09:41] Shin
    Otsu-chan...
[09:43] Shin
    As long as you keep singing,
[09:45] Shin
    your fans won't go anywhere.
[09:48] Shin
    Even back when you didn't have any fans,
[09:50] Shin
    you still had fun singing on the roadsise.
[09:55] Shin
    Someone who was given strength
    by watching you is still here.
[10:01] Shin
    Just as your voice has cheered
    us on when we were sad and hurt,
[10:07] Shin
    there's a fan still here who will cheer
    you on when you are sad and hurt.
[10:13] Shin
    If you've lost everything, you can
    just start over from that spot.
[10:18] Shin
    If you'll sing, I'll gladly come
    see you there again and again...
[10:22] Shin
    At that concert hall for just the two of us.
[10:26] Shin
    No matter what happens,
[10:28] Shin
    I will be Terakado Tsu's first and last fan.
[10:31] Bit
    How amusing.
[10:33] Bit
    By getting through our meet-and-greet,
[10:36] Bit
    you want to stir up the undecided
    fans and that cowardly girl?
[10:40] Bit
    Well, let's see you try.
[10:42] Bit
    Just like you wanted, we'll make
    you Terakado Tsu's last ever fan
[10:46] Bit
    by enslaving your heart!
[10:48] Shin
    Right back at you.
[10:50] Shin
    I'm Shimura Shinpachi, captain
    of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub.
[10:53] Shin
    Here I come!
[10:54] Gin
    Sh-Shinpachi!
[10:59] Gin
    That was quick!
[11:00] Gin
    What's wrong with you? After all that
    big talk, you got destroyed in a flash!
[11:03] Gin
    You got stripped to your underwear
    at an incredible speed!
[11:07] Bit
    Even her oldest fan and white knight
    is just a rotten virgin nerd.
[11:11] Bit
    Our meet-and-greet can entrance anyone in
    one shot, no matter whose fan they are.
[11:15] Bit
    Now, Terakado Tsu has
    not a single fan left...
[11:17] Shin
    Once I get home, I'm gonna
    throw away all my porn mags.
[11:22] Shin
    But as for Otsu-chan's CDs,
[11:25] Shin
    I won't throw a single one away.
[11:28] Bit
    My antenna? Did he...
[11:32] Com
    Wow, Shimaru has made a successful return!
[11:37] Com
    And what's going on here?
[11:39] Com
    Miss Bitchie is suddenly writhing in pain!
[11:42] Shin
    I thought it was strange how one handshake
[11:46] Shin
    could turn anyone into a Galaxy
    Kingdom Bitches 48 fanatic.
[11:49] Shin
    Selling dreams is your job?
[11:51] Shin
    That's not it.
[11:56] Shin
    What you were showing them was just an
    illusion, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[12:02] Bit
    C-Curse you!
[12:04] Com
    Having lost her antenna, Miss Bitchie
    has turned into a different person!
[12:08] Com
    Th-That's not all! From behind
    the bewitching curtains,
[12:11] Com
    unfamiliar uggo idols are
    tumbling out one after another!
[12:14] Taka
    Shin-chan's right.
[12:17] Taka
    Fans of any other idol would've been fine,
[12:20] Taka
    but you ran out of luck when
    you picked a fight with us.
[12:23] Taka
    Your brainwashing won't work on us.
[12:26] Taka
    Because...
[12:27] Taka
    We're the universe's greatest fans
    of the universe's greatest idol!
[12:30] Taka
    Because we're the Terakado
    Tsu Fanclub, dynamite!
[12:34] Shin
    Taka-chin! Guys!
[12:36] Com
    C-Can you believe it? The Terakado
    Tsu Fanclub is back in action!
[12:41] Com
    With their sheer love for Otsu-chan, they
    exposed the brainwashing shenanigans!
[12:47] G
    No way!
[12:48] G
    Our number one idols in the universe!
[12:50] G
    The shocking truth is making the
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches fans waver!
[12:54] G
    Wait, the count went down to zero!
[12:57] G
    It has been deemed invalid
    due to brainwashing!
[13:00] G
    Booger Diamonds 48 have pulled off
    an miraculous last-ditch comeback!
[13:04] G
    Let it be heard across the universe, men.
[13:07] G
    Who the universe's greatest idol with
    the universe's greatest fans is.
[13:14] G
    Booger Diamonds 48 Fanclub, let's go!
[13:18] G
    L-O-V-E Otsu!
[13:21] All
    L-O-V-E Otsu!
[13:24] Shin
    L-O-V-E Kagura!
[13:27] All
    L-O-V-E Kagura!
[13:28] G
    Let's go cheer them on, too.
[13:30] Com
    The fanclub's Booger Diamonds 48
    chant echoes across the arena.
[13:35] Com
    Their overwhelming passion
[13:37] Com
    is infecting the now recovered
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches fans!
[13:43] Com
    Wh-What's this noise?!
[13:49] Bit
    How dare you expose an idol's hidden
    face, that which mustn't be seen!
[13:54] Bit
    Mysterious sound waves are being emitted
    by all of Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.
[14:00] Bit
    If you found out, all we have to
    do is brainwash you all once again.
[14:05] Bit
    Keep dancing within the fantasies that
    are idols for the rest of your lives...
[14:10] Bit
    That's...
[14:14] Kag
    Looks like this is the kind
    of handshake you need.
[14:19] Com
    Booger Diamonds 48's Kagura
    stops Miss Bitchie!
[14:24] Com
    In these final stages, she's turning
    it into an actual fight of hands!
[14:27] Com
    What are you morons doing?
    Hurry up and brainwash...
[14:32] GKB
    What's this awful noise?
[14:34] Tae
    The time has come to show you
    the fruits of our training.
[14:38] Com
    Th-That's...
[14:39] Tae
    Kagura-chan, leave the backing to us!
[14:42] Sac
    Go grab idol stardom with your hands!
[14:44] Com
    It's the backing band!
[14:46] Com
    Diamond Vacuum's overwriting the mystery
    sound waves with terrifying dissonance!
[14:52] Com
    Suffering fans,
[14:52] Com
    screaming fanclub,
[14:54] Com
    and groaning backing band.
[14:55] Com
    All of their fates now rest
    in the hands of those two!
[14:59] Com
    Is this really a meet-and-greet?
[15:02] Com
    No, this is a battle with their idol careers
    on the line! A real meet-and-beat!
[15:07] Bit
    Do you really think you
    have the right to stop us?
[15:11] Bit
    Showing illusions and brainwashing
    is something all idols do.
[15:15] Bit
    Beneath the surface, idols
    are filthy people, too.
[15:18] Bit
    They hide that filth with cosmetic
    surgery and show off their fake beauty.
[15:23] Bit
    They hide that filth by putting on an
    act and showing off their fake purity.
[15:28] Bit
    The dreams you people are having are
    nothing but illusions wrapped in lies!
[15:33] Bit
    All we did was perfect those illusions
    and make them more beautiful!
[15:38] Bit
    And we did it to show you the 
    dreams that you wanted to see!
[15:42] Gin
    You can't call those dreams.
[15:47] Gin
    It's just giving up.
[15:49] Gin
    Sure, idols dig their nostrils,
    take dumps, and have , too.
[15:55] Gin*
    They cause scandals at times and
    get down in the dumps at others.
[15:59] Gin
    But to make their pathetic selves
    stand proud in the spotlight,
[16:04] Gin
    they discipline themselves, strive to
    improve, and struggle to stand on stage.
[16:09] Gin
    You laugh that off as a mere illusion?
[16:12] Gin
    Well, you're wrong.
[16:15] Gin
    That's not an illusion. It's an ideal.
[16:19] Gin
    The dream to crawl toward one's ideal.
[16:23] Gin
    That's what idols are all about.
[16:25] Gin
    Just like samurai,
[16:28] Gin
    they're seekers of the ultimate dream.
[16:32] Tsu
    Sorry to keep you waiting, menthol.
[16:36] Gin
    And what those morons are having
[16:39] Gin
    is a real dream they're
    pursuing with their idols.
[16:42] Bit
    I-It can't be. Why is she here?
[16:45] Kag
    Idols really are best in a group.
[16:49] Kag
    Our diamond is shining
    especially bright right now,
[16:52] Kag
    thanks to us massive boogers.
[16:56] Bit
    Did they believe that she would come here?
[17:00] Bit
    Were we—no, was this entire
    event and its ugly battles—
[17:06] Bit
    just a massive booger to make the
    diamond called Otsu shine brighter?!
[17:11] Bit
    You were using us all along?!
[17:13] Tsu
    Kagura-chan! Guys!
[17:16] Kag
    Otsu.
[17:17] Kag
    It wasn't for long, but I had
    fun being an idol with you.
[17:22] Kag
    Let them hear it... Our
    Booger Diamonds 48's song.
[17:27] Kag
    The song of real idols, which can blow
    away all illusions and brainwashing!
[17:31] Bit
    Y-You little!
[17:34] Kag
    Guys! Don't let some illusion control you!
[17:38] Kag
    Take back your dreams!
[17:41] Kag
    Listen to our song!
[17:43] Kag
    And...
[17:44] Kag
    Even if you hate Booger Diamonds 48,
[17:48] Kag
    please don't come to hate Terakado Tsu!
[18:01] Tsu
    Please lend me your ears.
[18:02] Tsu
    Fellow members who have walked with me,
[18:05] Tsu
    fans who have cheered me on,
[18:07] Tsu
    and rivals who have competed with me.
[18:11] Tsu
    All of you have been my pillar of support.
[18:15] Tsu
    You are all part of Booger Diamonds 48,
    and I dedicate this song to you.
[18:19] Tsu
    This is An Idol's Badge of Honor.
[18:21] [SONG] Song
    La la la, idol
[18:27] [SONG] Song
    La la la, idol
[18:33] [SONG] Song
    Accel, consul, it's dreams that we sell
[18:39] [SONG] Song
    Idol, idol, idling
[18:42] [SONG] Song
    Even on the edge, we've got the handling
[18:53] [SONG] Song
    That scandal back then
[18:59] [SONG] Song
    Was a summer sentence
[19:05] [SONG] Song
    I know it's do or die, yes
[19:10] [SONG] Song
    I could end up doing pillow business
[19:16] [SONG] Song
    Even that day of the month is safe and secure
[19:22] [SONG] Song
    Scarlet, blood ruby, an idol's badge of honor
[19:31] [SONG] Song
    La la la, idol
[19:37] [SONG] Song
    La la la, idol
[19:42] [SONG] Song
    Foot soldier, loot and plunder, pillow seller
[19:48] [SONG] Song
    Idol, idol, idling
[19:51] [SONG] Song
    We can't swerve around aging
SIGN    Oedo Dome
[20:04] Bit
    How ironic it is
[20:05] Bit
    that the stage on which an idol
    stands to give people dreams
[20:09] Bit
    is built on the wrecks of
    countless other dreams.
[20:13] Bit
    But that's why she shines brightly,
    like a lone star in the dark.
[20:19] Bit
    She will walk over our dreams
    and those of her friends
[20:23] Bit
    and continue down this path
    of chaos we call idol stardom.
[20:28] Bit
    I don't know if you'll be able to
    make up for what you've sacrificed.
[20:32] Bit
    You just let go of a talent
    that could surpass Otsu.
[20:37] Bit
    She has the ruthlessness
    to take down her enemies,
[20:40] Bit
    and the selflessness to cast
    herself aside to help her friends.
[20:44] Bit
    A diamond covered in boogers,
    with two totally contrasting faces.
[20:47] Shin
    Gin-san, Kagura-chan!
[20:49] Shin
    Wait a second. Aren't you gonna watch?
[20:49] OMom
    Yeah. I asked her if she
    would like to keep at it,
[20:53] Gin
    Damn it, I couldn't make any money again.
[20:54] OMom
    but she refused, saying she was
    already part of an idol group.
[20:58] OMom
    It's too bad, but she's fine that way.
[21:02] OMom
    I mean, she shines brightest
    in that group of three.
[21:10] Song
    Beyond all the cigarettes,
    alcohol, and shaved heads,
[21:16] Song
    the one who filled me
    with passion again was...
[21:18] [SONG] Song
    It was you, you, you
[21:28] Tsu
    Thenk you.
[22:58] [SONG] TV
    Knock it off already
[23:03] G
    Otsu-chan really is cute.
[23:06] G
    But there's something off about her lately.
[23:09] G
    Look at what she started doing,
    even though she's an idol.
[23:13] G
    Apparently, she was influenced by
    an idol group she really loves.
[23:18] G
    A group that disbanded right
    after making its debut.
[23:22] G
    What was it called, again?
[23:23] Kag
    Booger Diamonds 48.
[23:26] G
    That's it! The phantom idol
    group, Booger Diamonds 48!
[23:33] Kag
    It's no phantom.
[23:35] Kag
    It remains in my heart
[23:39] Kag
    as the idol group of dreams!
SIGN    Preview
[23:45] Tama
    Just to let you know in advance,
[23:47] Tama
    this isn't a sales promotion
    for our upcoming game.
SIGN    The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin
[23:50] Tama
    We're just messing around.
SIGN    There you have it,
SIGN    so keep that in mind, all of you.
SIGN    Next time, we're again  going with wave, wind,
SIGN    and standing all the way!