# E335 - The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist
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**[00:15] Oki**
Show yourself.
**[00:17] Oki**
There's no point in hiding.
**[00:21] Oki**
Mine's howling, too.
**[00:42] Oki**
Senbe the Manslayer.
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Slip Arc
***SIGN*** The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist
***SIGN*** Smithy
***SIGN*** Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!
**[02:29] Tet**
There. All done.
**[02:31] Kag**
You finished reforging?
**[02:33] Shin**
The reborn Kusanagi-san is finally complete?
**[02:37] Tet**
Yeah. I'm glad I somehow finished
in time for the battle tomorrow.
**[02:42] Tet**
As a smith, I've done everything I can.
**[02:45] Tet**
Now, depending on his wielder, he can
become an incredible sword or a blunt one.
**[02:50] Tet**
Gin-san,
**[02:51] Tet**
the rest is up to you.
**[02:59] Kus**
Uh, ya haven't finished at all!
**[03:01] Kus**
Talk about hasty patchwork!
**[03:03] Kus**
What was all that clangin' I heard
earlier? This ain't the work of a smith!
**[03:07] Kus**
It's a DIY disaster!
**[03:09] Gin**
Great job, Tetsuko.
**[03:11] Gin**
He was so blunt before, but now
his retorts are razor sharp.
**[03:14] Kus**
Yer impressed with *that*?
Why make me so tiny?!
**[03:18] Kus**
I can't even fit in Scabberina
like this, let alone win the duel!
**[03:22] Kus**
It'd be so loose! She'd think I'm impotent!
**[03:24] Gin**
Quit nitpicking.
**[03:26] Gin**
Even if you hadn't broken here,
you were already broken inside.
**[03:30] Gin**
Besides, your wife was always a loose
s*ut anyway. You're a perfect fit.
**[03:34] Kus**
Who're ya callin' a s*ut?!
**[03:36] Tet**
S-Sorry. I did what I could, but...
**[03:40] Gin**
Don't worry, Tetsuko.
**[03:43] Gin**
You already granted my wish
to get this guy outta my ass.
**[03:46] Gin**
An impotent sword like this would lose
even before getting to the love hotel,
**[03:50] Gin**
so we've gotta boycott the duel...
**[03:52] Kus**
Not on my watch.
**[03:55] Gin**
D-Damn you...
**[03:56] Gin**
You can remotely control your broken bits?!
**[04:01] Kus**
Ya just wanted ta get me outta ya, eh?
**[04:04] Kus**
That ain't gonna fly.
**[04:06] Kus**
Take responsibility for turnin' me
inta this and win that duel tomorrow!
**[04:09] Gin**
Screw you!
**[04:11] Gin**
How am I supposed to fight with
an impotent sword like you?
**[04:14] Kus**
Shaddup!
**[04:15] Kus**
Length doesn't make a man! Speed does!
**[04:17] Gin**
You finish quick, too? Damn,
there's nothing good about you!
**[04:20] Kag**
Don't worry, Gin-chan. It's not length
or speed that makes a man.
**[04:24] Kag**
It's how many rounds he can fight!
**[04:26] Kag**
To boost your regenerative ability,
**[04:28] Kag**
stick your sword in burned sand and iced
water alternatively in this special drill!
**[04:32] Shin**
What sword are you drilling?!
**[04:35] Shin**
What now, Tetsuko-san?
**[04:37] Tet**
It'll be hard for him to
be a longsword again.
**[04:39] Tet**
Even if I want to reforge him as a short one,
I don't know if his body can take it.
**[04:45] Tet**
Part of the reason he broke was that
his blade had grown weak with age.
**[04:50] Tet**
But it seems an old wound played a part, too.
**[04:54] Shin**
An old wound?
**[04:55] Tet**
Kusanagi...
**[04:57] Tet**
That's why you've become so blunt, right?
**[05:02] Kus**
I really can't hide anythin'
from ya, eh, Tetsuko-han?
**[05:06] Kus**
The truth is...
**[05:09] Kus**
I already fought ta take Scabberina
back once a long time ago.
**[05:16] Gin**
What's with that woman?
**[05:18] Gin**
She'd gotten it on with some other sword
in the past, too? Shameless hussy, much?
**[05:22] Kus**
Take that back!
**[05:23] Kus**
That ain't it. That ain't it at all.
**[05:26] Kus**
Scabberina wasn't originally
my scabbard. She was his.
**[05:31] Kus**
In other words, she and I are... uh...
**[05:34] Shin**
You were the one who stole her originally?!
**[05:37] Kus**
Anyone'd assume that.
Maybe this is all karma.
**[05:43] Kus**
But back then, I just
couldn't leave her alone.
**[05:49] ---**
Her husband was a masterpiece
known ta all on Planet Excalibur:
**[05:54] ---**
the cursed sword, Maganagi.
**[05:56] ---**
A mad sword whose name made others run
with their blades between their legs.
**[06:00] ---**
He wasn't feared 'cause of his sharpness
alone, but also for his savagery.
**[06:09] ---**
We excaliburlings do our work by being
used as bloodsucking biological weapons.
**[06:15] ---**
But Maganagi is worse.
**[06:19] ---**
His staple food is swords, meaning...
**[06:23] ---**
He's a cannibal.
**[06:26] ---**
He maintained his absurd sharpness
by suckin' the energy of his own.
**[06:32] ---**
All the scabbards chosen ta
house him met with tragic ends.
**[06:37] ---**
Each and every day, they had their
energy sucked out and were left ta rot.
**[06:42] ---**
And once they ran out, they were dumped.
**[06:45] ---**
Ta him, Scabberina may have just been
his latest of hundreds of scabbards,
**[06:50] ---**
but ta me, she was an irreplaceable,
dear childhood friend.
**[06:55] ---**
I just couldn't sit there and watch her cry,
**[07:01] ---**
even if it meant goin' up against
the cursed sword Maganagi.
**[07:06] Tet**
Oh, is that when you got that wound?
**[07:09] Kus**
I couldn't beat him, of course,
**[07:11] Kus**
but I barely managed ta survive
and take Scabberina back.
**[07:15] Kus**
We came ta Earth ta get away from him, too.
**[07:20] Kus**
I never thought things would end up this way.
**[07:23] Kus**
What's worse, even Maganagi's...
**[07:25] Gin**
Maganagi's what? What're you talking about?
**[07:28] Kus**
Ya guys saw him, too...
**[07:30] Kus**
That ominous form of his.
**[07:35] Oki**
Never expected you to
have one of those, too.
**[07:38] Sen**
You took the words right out of my mouth.
**[07:41] Sen**
I'm in luck today.
**[07:43] Sen**
After I spent years and years
looking for those two,
**[07:46] Sen**
I found them both in one day.
**[07:51] Sen**
I was planning to devour him first,
**[07:56] Sen**
but whatever.
**[07:59] Sen**
If I grab what you've got there,
he'll come to me himself.
**[08:05] Oki**
Not sure what you're talking about,
but it seems my Scarlett is pretty popular.
**[08:11] Oki**
And I was having trouble sleeping because
my blood's been itching for action.
**[08:15] Oki**
You won't exactly make for a
great warm-up before the boss,
**[08:22] Oki**
but I hope you'll at least be
a light appetizer, Senbe-san.
**[08:28] Sen**
Senbe? Who the heck is that?
**[08:34] Gin**
Wait, was it the sword that guy
was carrying this afternoon?
**[08:37] Kus**
No doubt about it.
**[08:39] Kus**
I'm sure he noticed me, too.
**[08:42] Kus**
It's only a matter of time before
he also locates Scabberina.
**[08:45] Kus**
This is no time ta be
worryin' about old wounds.
**[08:48] Gin**
He may be a terrifying sword or whatever,
**[08:52] Gin**
but whether he's harmful
is up to his wielder, no?
**[08:54] Kus**
Normally, yeah.
**[08:56] Kus**
But not with him.
**[08:58] Kus**
Unlike me, he doesn't stick himself inta
filthy asses and get cozy with his wielder.
**[09:03] Mag**
Don't misunderstand.
**[09:06] Mag**
I'm not Senbe or whatever.
**[09:11] Mag**
My name is...
**[09:18] Mag**
Maganagi.
**[09:21] Mag**
Cursed Sword Maganagi!
**[09:24] Kus**
His wielder's body is
nothin' but a tool to him.
**[09:28] Kus**
He wields himself.
**[09:30] Kus**
Maganagi's blade doesn't
pierce any filthy asses.
**[09:36] Kus**
It pierces people's very souls
and makes them his own!
**[09:43] Mag**
Huh?
**[09:49] Oki**
Sorry, Senbe-san.
**[09:50] Oki**
I forgot *Rakugo Masters* was
airing today. I'll just go home.
**[09:55] Mag**
*What?!*
**[09:55] Oki**
Jeez, why do all rakugo programs
air late nights or early mornings?
**[09:56] Mag**
* Wait a second. We dragged this out*
* from last week, so what's this?*
**[09:59] Mag**
*I acted all cool, and this is how it ends?*
**[10:02] Mag**
*And what's with that guy?*
**[10:05] Mag**
* He took me, Maganagi,*
* out with just one swing!*
**[10:08] Mag**
W-Wait, Okita Sogo.
**[10:12] Mag**
Hey, forget about rakugo for now!
**[10:14] Mag**
If you want *Rakugo Masters*,
I've got it on DVD!
**[10:17] Mag**
Listen to me for a second!
**[10:18] Mag**
Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** World Clash Tournament Venue
**[10:31] Kon**
Odd Jobs sure is late.
***SIGN*** World Clash Tournament Venue
**[10:34] Kon**
Please don't tell me he got cold feet.
**[10:37] Ymz**
You know that's never
happening with the boss.
**[10:40] Ymz**
Probably hasn't gotten that
sword out of his ass yet.
**[10:42] Kon**
Oh, I don't see Sogo or Toshi, either.
**[10:45] Kon**
What's going on here? Are we
the only ones up for this?
**[10:48] Ymz**
Captain Okita has been gone since yesterday.
**[10:51] Ymz**
Vice Chief heard this morning that Senbe
the Manslayer was passed out on the street,
**[10:55] Ymz**
so he went to check that out.
**[10:56] Kon**
Senbe was what?
**[10:58] Ymz**
Arresting him was well and good,
but he's been acting strange.
**[11:01] G**
Oh, he's here!
**[11:03] Kon**
There you are. Looks like
your bum sword is usable now.
**[11:10] Gin**
My bum sword?
**[11:11] Gin**
Oh, you mean this Alienslayer?
**[11:14] Kon**
Lies!
**[11:16] Gin**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[11:17] Kon**
Don't give me that! There's no way that
massive thing was stuck in your ass!
**[11:21] Gin**
Quit harping. The part that was
inside was actually this big.
**[11:25] Kon**
You're the one harping! This duel will
decide which sword deserves the scabbard!
**[11:29] Kon**
You made the rules!
***SIGN*** It was far too large to be called
a sword stuck in my ass.
**[11:32] Gin**
* It was far too large to be called*
* a sword stuck in my ass.*
**[11:37] Gin**
*It was a far too large, thick, heavy,*
***SIGN*** It was a far too large, thick, heavy,
and much too crude a lie.
**[11:40] Gin**
*and much too crude a lie.*
**[11:42] Kon**
Don't use *Berserk*'s narration
to announce your regrets!
**[11:45] Gin**
You're such a nag.
**[11:46] Gin**
I have the one that was stuck in
my ass right here as a short sword.
**[11:50] Gin**
Samurai always carried two swords, anyway.
**[11:54] Gin**
Let me at least act like a samurai
during a real-sword fight.
**[11:57] Kon**
Spouting BS like that is
completely unlike a samurai!
**[11:59] Tet**
Gin-san...
**[12:00] Tet**
That's really not going to work.
**[12:03] Kag**
This is much better.
**[12:05] Kon**
That's not the issue here!
**[12:06] Kon**
All you did was switch from Berserk to FF!
**[12:09] Gin**
Not interested.
**[12:11] Gin**
* It was far too advanced*
* to be called FF anymore.*
***SIGN*** It was far too advanced
to be called FF anymore.
**[12:15] Gin**
*I liked the fantasies like 3 and 4 better.*
***SIGN*** I liked the fantasies like 3 and 4 better.
**[12:19] Kon**
What're you even on about?!
**[12:20] Oki**
Now, now. Let him do as he pleases.
**[12:24] ---**
Sogo!
**[12:25] Oki**
If we're gonna fight to the death,
**[12:27] Oki**
going all-out with our weapons
of choice would be more fun.
**[12:32] Oki**
Right, boss?
**[12:35] Gin**
Lucky! We made it through somehow.
**[12:37] Kus**
This could work! This might just work!
**[12:40] Oki**
Besides...
**[12:42] Oki**
I found myself a new weapon too, actually.
**[12:48] Oki**
Right, Senbe-san?
**[12:49] Mag**
L-Look, I'm not Senbe.
**[12:51] Mag**
I'm telling you I'm Cursed
Sword Maganagi, sir.
***SIGN*** Edo Hospital
**[13:02] Hij**
Senbe.
**[13:04] Hij**
Hey, Senbe.
**[13:07] G**
He's been like this ever since
he regained consciousness.
**[13:10] G**
Could it be his wound?
**[13:12] Hij**
It didn't reach his brain.
**[13:15] Hij**
Somebody spotted a Shinsengumi
member fighting him last night.
**[13:21] Hij**
One thrust was apparently all it took.
**[13:23] Hij**
He defeated Senbe the
Manslayer with one strike.
**[13:25] Hij**
And he barely kept him alive
by the skin of his teeth.
**[13:30] Hij**
It could only have been one guy.
**[13:35] G**
Captain Okita?
**[13:36] G**
So that total sadist terrorized
him into this state.
**[13:40] Hij**
Nah. The way I see it, this guy
wasn't broken anytime recently.
**[13:45] G**
Are you saying he went around
slaying people in this state?
**[13:50] Hij**
Probably not.
**[13:53] Hij**
That means this guy wasn't
Senbe the Manslayer.
**[13:57] G**
But Vice Chief, he's definitely...
**[13:59] Hij**
Oh, he's Senbe, all right.
**[14:02] Hij**
But he probably wasn't
the one slaying people.
**[14:06] Hij**
Where's his weapon?
**[14:08] Hij**
The sword he was carrying.
**[14:10] G**
Oh, we actually haven't found it yet.
**[14:15] G**
Senbe? What's wrong?!
**[14:17] Sen**
N-No! I don't want to be consumed anymore!
**[14:22] G**
Calm down, Senbe!
**[14:24] Sen**
It's that guy's turn to be consumed now.
**[14:28] Sen**
He'll become the manslayer now!
**[14:32] G**
Vice Chief?!
**[14:34] Hij**
*My bad feeling was on the mark.*
**[14:36] Hij**
*Anybody else would laugh it off,*
**[14:39] Hij**
*but I know how terrifying swords can be.*
**[14:42] Hij**
* Because I experienced the*
* curse of the Muramasha.*
**[14:46] Hij**
*That man wasn't Senbe the Manslayer.*
**[14:48] Hij**
*It was his sword!*
**[14:52] Hij**
*This is bad news.*
**[14:53] Hij**
* That thing is likely in the hands of*
* someone far more terrifying than Senbe!*
**[14:59] Hij**
*If he got his hands on that cursed sword,*
**[15:02] Hij**
* then forget manslayer, he'd become*
* a world-conquering overlord!*
**[15:07] Shin**
I-Is that...
**[15:09] Shin**
Could that sword be...
**[15:11] Shin**
Maganagi!
**[15:14] Shin**
It's Cursed Sword Maganagi!
**[15:18] Kus**
Why? Why does that bro have Maganagi?!
**[15:22] Oki**
I happened to acquire it last night.
**[15:25] Oki**
It insisted on becoming my sword of choice.
**[15:28] Oki**
Having only my scabbard be from Excalibur
didn't sit right with me, anyway.
**[15:33] Oki**
Three excaliburlings on Earth.
In Edo alone, no less.
**[15:37] Oki**
This must be fate at work.
**[15:40] Mag**
Indeed.
**[15:42] Mag**
Who would've thought I'd find the
two I was looking for right here?
**[15:46] Mag**
Don't you agree, Kusanagi?
**[15:49] Mag**
I hear this is a duel over a scabbard?
**[15:55] Mag**
This is fate, Kusanagi.
**[15:58] Mag**
The moment you tricked me,
your fates were sealed!
**[16:03] Mag**
Die and return to the earth.
**[16:10] Oki**
Hey, lady, your dog pooped.
**[16:13] Oki**
Don't you know an owner is supposed
to clean up after their pet?
**[16:16] W**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[16:19] Mag**
What are you doing?!
**[16:20] Mag**
Do you really think you can stab
crap like this with a cursed sword?!
**[16:24] Oki**
Quit complaining.
**[16:27] Oki**
I don't mind making this
your scabbard, you know.
**[16:31] Oki**
You can be an excaliturd.
**[16:33] Oki**
This duel isn't between you swords.
**[16:35] Oki**
It's between the boss and me
to decide who is stronger.
**[16:39] Mag**
Y-You don't have to be so cruel.
**[16:41] Mag**
Didn't we promise to do
our best together, Master?
**[16:44] Mag**
A sword like me and a wielder like
you would be invincible together.
**[16:48] Mag**
We could conquer the world...
**[16:51] Oki**
Boss, what say we clean this
place up before we duel?
**[16:55] Mag**
There's dog poop everywhere.
**[16:55] Mag**
I'm sorry, Master! I'll keep my
mouth shut, so please spare me!
**[16:59] Kus**
I-I don't believe it.
**[17:01] Kus**
That cursed sword is
totally under his control.
**[17:04] Kus**
Just how scary a guy is that bro?
**[17:07] Gin**
Looks like the one sword
we really wanted to avoid
**[17:11] Gin**
showed up in the hands of the
one guy who shouldn't wield it.
**[17:15] Kus**
This is awful!
***SIGN*** World Clash Tournament Venue
**[17:17] Kus**
I was hopin' I could figure something
out before fightin' him...
**[17:20] Kus**
If we lose this duel, both
Scabberina and I are done for!
**[17:24] Gin**
This is fine, really.
**[17:27] Gin**
In real-sword fights, the one
who clings to hope loses.
**[17:30] Gin**
Hope isn't something you'll
find lying ahead in your path.
**[17:35] Gin**
You'll find it hanging from the ass
of the guys who live in the moment.
**[17:42] Gin**
It's basically a goldfish turd.
**[17:46] Gin**
Right now, having a blade stuck
in my ass would be perfect.
**[17:51] Oki**
What, that thing was all for show?
That's just your usual wooden sword.
**[17:55] Oki**
Well, whatever. If that's how you wanna play,
**[17:58] Oki**
I'll stop thinking about a future
where I sheathe my sword.
**[18:04] Oki**
Until that goldfish turd of yours
hangs from the tip of my sword,
**[18:09] Oki**
it will remain drawn!
**[18:11] Kon**
But it already is! You'll cause
a mess if you sheathe it!
**[18:15] Gin**
Bring it on. Let's see
whose turd will hang first.
**[18:20] Kus**
Why're you swingin' turds around, too?!
**[18:28] Bo**
Let's fight fair and square!
**[18:37] Shin**
What the hell are you two doing?!
**[18:40] Shin**
They started picking up poop!
**[18:44] Kus**
W-Wait...
**[18:45] Shin**
What's going on here?
What are they competing over?
**[18:46] Shin**
Is this how this duel was supposed to go?
**[18:48] Mag**
Wait, stop! I can't breathe!
**[18:52] Shin**
Your swords are the only ones suffering!
**[18:54] Shin**
What's wrong with you sadists?!
**[18:57] Bo**
Eat this!
**[18:59] Shin**
Eat this, my ass! What are you, cavemen?!
**[19:07] Shin**
They're using amazing moves!
**[19:08] Shin**
They're both going insane!
**[19:11] Shin**
But why poop?!
**[19:20] Oki**
*In the poop's shadow?*
**[19:22] Oki**
*But this is also...*
**[19:25] Oki**
*a feint!*
**[19:28] Gin**
Not there.
**[19:30] Gin**
Over here.
**[19:34] Oki**
Not there.
**[19:36] Oki**
Over here.
**[19:38] Gin**
Not here. There.
**[19:40] Oki**
Not there. There.
**[19:42] Gin**
Not there. Manure.
**[19:44] Shin**
Why are you having a high-level
back and forth with poop?!
**[19:47] Shin**
And just how much poop is
on this riverbank, anyway?
**[19:50] Kag**
Gin-chan!
**[19:52] Kag**
Just wait! I'll provide
covering fire for you!
**[19:54] Shin**
That's not covering! That's just dumping!
**[19:57] Oki**
You really are fun, boss.
**[19:59] Oki**
Your technique's all over the place.
**[20:01] Oki**
There's no way to tell
where you'll attack from.
**[20:04] Shin**
Hey! The camera's focusing
on the wrong thing!
**[20:07] Gin**
You won't look so relaxed for too long.
**[20:10] Gin**
I can't wait to see what your face
will look like in the next cut.
**[20:13] Shin**
It looks like something ridiculous already!
**[20:15] Shin**
Totally looks like two turds
having a conversation!
**[20:17] Kon**
Th-This is an outrageous duel.
**[20:20] Kon**
I never expected it to get so heated.
**[20:22] Shin**
You're more outrageous right now!
**[20:26] Kag**
You've got poop on your head, Gorilla!
**[20:28] Kag**
Barrier! Barrier!
**[20:30] Kon**
I had my barrier up, too!
**[20:32] Shin**
You're all covered in shit!
**[20:35] Shin**
Knock it off already.
**[20:36] Shin**
The screen's been filled
with nothing but poop!
**[20:40] Shin**
Wait, who put my glasses on poop?!
**[20:49] Kus**
*Insane.*
**[20:52] Kus**
*Gintoki-han is insane.*
**[20:56] Kus**
* He's fightin' that cursed sword*
* Maganagi on equal footin'.*
**[21:00] Mag**
*I was right.*
**[21:04] Mag**
* This guy is on a whole*
* different level than Senbe.*
**[21:08] Mag**
*At last...*
**[21:10] Mag**
*At last, I found it.*
**[21:12] Mag**
*A vessel befitting me, Maganagi.*
**[21:16] Mag**
*Kusanagi.*
**[21:18] Mag**
* The man you found is a*
* special talent himself.*
**[21:21] Mag**
*However!*
**[21:30] Mag**
*Even if the vessels are equal,*
**[21:37] Mag**
*their swords are like night and day!*
**[21:46] Kon**
H—
**[21:47] Kon**
His sword vanished?!
**[21:51] Oki**
Nothing vanished.
**[21:54] Oki**
They're right here in my belly.
**[22:00] Oki**
Both your sword
**[22:03] Oki**
and this man.
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**[23:40] Kus**
This is awful! Maganagi took over that bro!
**[23:43] Kus**
I-It's all over!
**[23:45] Gin**
Don't give up, Kusanagi!
**[23:46] Kus**
But Kudo—I mean, Gintoki-han!
**[23:49] Gin**
You still have my blood
and my scabbard, foo'.
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