# E33 - Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ4MQGZ6/mistaking-someones-name-is-rude)
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***SIGN*** [Teach me!! Ginpachi Sensei!]
**[00:00] All**
Teach me!!
**[00:01] ---**
Ginpachi Sensei!
***SIGN*** [Question Corner]
***SIGN*** [Ginpachi Sakata]
**[00:05] Ginpachi**
Let's see... This question comes from Anonymous-san of Chiba prefecture.
**[00:08] ---**
In "Gin Tama," Hasegawa and Kondo are called "ossan."
**[00:12] ---**
But Gin-san and Hijikata, who are nearly the same age, aren't middle-aged.
***SIGN*** [Ossan = a middle-aged man in Kansai dialect, but recently has become slang to mean the same thing]
**[00:16] ---**
So, just when do guys start being called an "ossan"?
**[00:19] ---**
Yes, let me answer that.
**[00:21] ---**
It's when the pillow you're using starts to smell like your father.
**[00:25] Kondo**
Hey, who's been using my pillow without my permission?! It smells like an "ossan."
**[00:31] Hijikata**
That's what you smell like, idiot.
**[00:33] Ginpachi**
Everyone, please be careful of how your pillow smells.
**[00:37] Ginpachi**
And now on a totally unrelated note... Onishi! Keep standing!
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [A gift from Tatsuma Sakamoto to apologize for destroying Odd Jobs]
***SIGN*** [Unkei & Kaikei, Delivery Carpenters from space]
**[02:19] Narrator**
With Gin-san losing his memory in an accident and
**[02:22] Narrator**
Sakamoto's spaceship destroying the Odd Jobs,
**[02:25] Narrator**
we were, in name and reality, all broken up.
**[02:30] Gintoki**
Go!
**[02:32] ---**
You brought my wooden sword, right?
**[02:33] Shinpachi**
Huh? Oh... Yes.
**[02:35] Gintoki**
Hey, Boss.
**[02:36] ---**
Sorry, but I'm handing in my resignation.
**[02:39] Kagura Shinpachi**
G-Gin-chan!!
**[02:45] Narrator**
And that was how Gin-san's memory was restored.
**[02:47] ---**
Although the other thing is still broken.
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin]
**[03:08] Shinpachi**
Hey, Gin-san.
**[03:10] Shinpachi**
We're trying to fix Odd Jobs, right?
**[03:15] Shinpachi**
All I hear are the sounds of fingers and the house being destroyed.
**[03:19] Gintoki**
Creation and destruction are two sides of the same coin, Shinpachi-kun.
**[03:23] Shinpachi**
Yeah, but when are we gonna flip the coin?
**[03:27] ---**
I knew it. This is hopeless. You should never let amateurs do carpentry.
**[03:31] Gintoki**
You idiot! Professionals rip you off and do lousy work anyway.
**[03:37] Shinpachi**
At least they get something done, you idiot.
**[03:40] Gintoki**
Can't help it. We don't have the money to hire a carpenter.
**[03:44] ---**
Or what? You want the old hag to kick us out?
**[03:47] Gintoki**
Besides, if you call yourself an "Odd Jobs" man,
**[03:50] Gintoki**
you should be able to fix something like this easily. Idiot...
**[03:53] Kagura**
Gin-chan, desperate times call for desperate measures!
**[03:56] Shinpachi**
No...wait...Kagura-chan.
**[04:08] Shinpachi**
Yeow, stop!!
**[04:10] Kagura**
I can't. This kid is rebelling!
**[04:14] Gintoki**
You idiot! Stop that "Bold Shogun"!
**[04:17] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan, we're gonna die! Seriously, we're gonna die!
**[04:20] Shinpachi**
The switch, the switch! Turn it off!
**[04:21] Kagura**
I can't! I've never dealt with a rebellious kid before!
**[04:23] Shinpachi**
If you don't know how to use it, then don't even try!
**[04:31] Gintoki**
Take this!
**[04:38] Gintoki**
Dammit!
**[04:39] Shinpachi**
What do you mean, dammit?!
**[04:40] ---**
Why are you trying to destroy me?
**[04:42] Gintoki**
Don't worry.
**[04:44] ---**
People destroy their old selves so they can embark on a journey to find their new selves.
**[04:48] Shinpachi**
Embarking, my ass!
**[04:49] ---**
You were about to send me off to another world, you moron!
**[04:54] Gintoki**
Kagura, don't move!
**[04:56] Kagura**
I got it, Gin-chan.
**[05:05] Gintoki**
Okay, it stopped.
**[05:07] Kagura**
Case closed.
**[05:09] Shinpachi**
What do you mean, "case closed"?! This place looks worse than before.
**[05:12] Delivery Man**
Ding dong.
**[05:15] Delivery Man**
Ding dong.
**[05:16] ---**
Excuse me, I have a delivery for you.
***SIGN*** "Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!"
**[05:26] Sakamoto (Narration)**
Dear Kintoki-kun, we haven't kept in touch for a while, but how are you doing?
**[05:32] Sakamoto (Narration)**
I'm fine as usual, flying all over the universe.
**[05:37] ---**
Space is truly a great place.
**[05:39] Sakamoto (Narration)**
The other day, I had an opportunity to stop by Earth so I went to visit you.
**[05:45] Sakamoto (Narration)**
But sadly, we missed each other.
**[05:47] Sakamoto (Narration)**
Actually, I'm writing because there was something I wanted to tell you...
**[05:53] ---**
Way back then, you said...
**[05:55] Gintoki**
Hey, Ibaragi. I heard you went to a hostess club again. Next time, take me too.
**[06:00] Sakamoto (Narration)**
That's what you said.
***SIGN*** [IbaraKI]
**[06:01] ---**
But his name isn't Ibaragi! It's Ibaraki!
**[06:05] Sakamoto (Narration)**
I thought, why bring it up now?
**[06:06] ---**
But it's just rude to get someone's name wrong.
**[06:11] Sakamoto (Narration)**
Well, take care of yourself, Kintoki-kun.
***SIGN*** [But it's just rude to get someone's name wrong, Kintoki. Well, take care of yourself, Kintoki-kun.]
**[06:14] Sakamoto (Narration)**
From Tatsuma Sakamoto.
**[06:16] ---**
P.S. Sorry for destroying your house.
**[06:18] ---**
P.P.S...
**[06:20] Sakamoto (Narration)**
Haven't you always wanted to use "P.S." every time you write a letter? (lol)
**[06:25] Gintoki**
Who's laughing?
**[06:27] ---**
Jeez, the body of the letter and the "P.S." should be the other way around!
**[06:29] Gintoki**
He destroys my house and all I get is a "P.S." apology?
**[06:32] ---**
Yeah, and he gets people's names wrong, too!
**[06:34] ---**
Even if P.S. means I wish for world peace, it's still unforgivable.
**[06:39] Kagura**
Birds of a feather flock together...
**[06:41] Gintoki**
We don't flock together!
**[06:42] ---**
I hope he dies. I hope he suffers a slow painful death.
**[06:47] Shinpachi**
Take it easy, Gin-san.
**[06:49] ---**
The letter is just something extra.
**[06:51] ---**
What Sakamoto-san really wanted to send you is this, right?
**[06:55] Kagura**
What's in this box?
**[06:57] Shinpachi**
I bet he sent you a spectacular apology gift for what he did.
**[07:00] Gintoki**
Oh yeah, now that I think about it, he is Mr. Richie Rich...
**[07:06] Gintoki Kagura Shinpachi**
Money?
**[07:07] Gintoki**
What's this now?
**[07:09] Gintoki**
All right, all right. Well, why didn't you say so in the first place, you little rascal.
**[07:13] Gintoki**
I tell you...
**[07:14] Gintoku**
That guy is more...
**[07:14] Shinpachi (Overlap)**
We can finally fix up the house now...
**[07:16] Gintoku**
...of a rascal than me.
**[07:23] Unkei**
Hello.
**[07:24] Kaikei**
Thank you for calling Por-
**[07:27] Gintoki**
Oh, this must be a dream. It's illogical. This can't be happening.
**[07:31] Kagura**
There were little old men in there. Little old men squished inside.
**[07:35] Shinpachi**
No, those were dolls, right? They're dolls. Let's take another look...
**[07:41] Gintoki**
I'm telling you, it's a dream! Come on, that's enough, I gotta wake up now.
**[07:45] Unkei**
Hello.
**[07:46] Kaikeii**
Thank you for calling Por-
**[07:47] Gintoki**
No way! It's a dream. A weird dream.
**[07:52] Shinpachi**
We're being tormented by hallucinations of tiny bald men.
**[07:55] Gintoki**
All right, we're done here. Let's meet back after we wake up.
**[07:59] Shinpachi Kagura**
Okay.
**[08:00] Unkei**
Hang on there!!
**[08:03] Unkei**
You buttheads!
**[08:04] Unkei**
Listen till we're done talking, you morons!
**[08:07] Kaikei**
We're supposed to say, "Thank you for using Portable Carpenters!" You idiots!
**[08:13] Gintoki**
Portable Carpenters? I've never heard of such a thing.
**[08:17] ---**
I have no idea what that is, so go home.
**[08:19] Unkei**
How dare you talk to us like that!
**[08:21] Kaikei**
We came all the way from a distant planet to fix your house!
**[08:24] Shinpachi**
By any chance, did Sakamoto-san ask you to come?
**[08:28] Unkei**
That's right! When we get a call, we go! No matter how far!
**[08:33] ---**
Unkei! And...
**[08:35] Kaikei**
Kaikei!! We're the Portable Carpenters!
**[08:37] Gintoki**
Don't you have anyone...taller?
**[08:38] Unkei**
This isn't an escort service.
**[08:40] Gintoki**
You buttheads, what can you do looking like that?
**[08:43] ---**
I bet you can only make houses out of candy.
**[08:46] ---**
Oh, but then again, it's candy. That's not so bad...
**[08:49] Unkei**
Don't be shocked, but...
**[08:51] ---**
Do you know the mighty Terminal building, the symbol of Japan's might, which made Edo an international city?
**[08:55] Unkei**
That terminal... Inside there...
**[08:59] Unkei**
You know that cupboard for ladles in the kitchen?
**[09:03] Unkei**
We made those!
**[09:05] Kaikei**
Even when you close the door, they don't come crashing down.
**[09:08] Gintoki**
That's lame. I made a bookshelf out of milk cartons.
**[09:12] Kagura**
And it's environmentally friendly.
**[09:14] Unkei**
So? You think something like that is going to save the Earth?
**[09:18] Gintoki**
Who cares about the Earth, it's more like we don't have money.
**[09:20] Kagura**
Yeah, we've got a tight household budget!
**[09:22] Shinpachi**
What the heck are you guys talking about?
**[09:24] Shinpachi**
It can't get any worse. Let's have them do it.
**[09:28] ---**
Besides, it looks like Sakamoto-san already paid them.
**[09:35] Gintoki**
Do you know this saying?
**[09:37] Gintoki**
It's something a carpenter named Mokichi once said...
**[09:40] ---**
"Craftsmen who talk a lot are never good."
**[09:43] ---**
A good craftsman hardly even knows how to use his mouth.
**[09:48] Gintoki**
He lets his hands do the talking.
**[09:52] Gintoki**
Which kind are you guys?
**[09:59] Otose**
What's all that racket?
**[10:03] Otose**
Is it them... Hm?
**[10:05] Unkei**
That punk burns me up!
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin Otose Snack House]
**[10:07] Kaikei**
We'll show him who the best carpenters in the universe are!
**[10:11] Otose**
Who the heck are those guys?
**[10:17] Shinpachi**
A-Amazing.
**[10:19] Shinpachi**
They fixed everything in just a day...
**[10:33] Unkei**
Take a look. The interior's perfect too.
**[10:35] Kaikei**
These are the skills of the best carpenters in the universe!
**[10:37] Shinpachi**
Awesome! They really are skilled carpenters.
**[10:40] ---**
Gin-san, isn't that terrific? We're back in business again.
**[10:46] Gintoki**
Something's not right.
**[10:48] Gintoki**
I don't remember Odd Jobs being this bleak.
**[10:52] Unkei**
It's not our fault you can't afford furniture!
**[10:54] Kaikei**
We haven't touched the original structure.
**[10:56] Gintoki**
No, no, no...
**[10:58] Gintoki**
It's not that.
**[11:00] ---**
Something's missing. Um...
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[11:06] Gintoki**
I thought it looked dreary...
**[11:08] Gintoki**
The chandelier is gone!
**[11:10] Unkei Kaikei**
Chandelier?
**[11:12] Unkei**
What do you mean, "chandelier"?
**[11:13] Kaikei**
Wouldn't a chandelier look funny in a traditional Japanese interior?!
**[11:16] Shinpachi**
Come to think of it, did we have something like that?
**[11:20] Gintoki**
I'm sure we did. You just never looked at the ceiling. You must've forgotten.
**[11:25] Kagura**
Now that you mention it, I remember there was one.
**[11:28] Gintoki**
And, what happened to the stairs to the third floor?
**[11:31] Shinpachi**
The third floor?
**[11:32] Shinpachi**
We had that? I never heard about that!
**[11:34] Gintoki**
Oh yeah, you guys may not know about it. It used to be above the dresser.
**[11:39] ---**
The third floor was for my JUMP collection.
**[11:41] Shinpachi**
Are you serious?
**[11:42] Kagura**
Also, my room looks weird. It wasn't this small.
**[11:46] Kagura**
Don't mess with me. The floor was enough for 30 Tatami mats.
***SIGN*** [Note: Tatami mats are units to measure floor space.]
**[11:49] Unkei Kaikei**
Thirty mats?
**[11:50] Unkei**
That closet was thirty mats?
**[11:52] Kaikei**
That's bigger than the whole room!
**[11:53] Gintoki**
Kagura, isn't that pushing it a bit much?
**[11:57] Kagura**
Okay, then I'll compromise at twenty mats.
**[11:59] Unkei**
I've never heard such an unreasonable compromise!
**[12:01] Gintoki**
Also, the toilet. I'm pretty sure there was a shower toilet in there.
***SIGN*** [Note: A shower toilet is a toilet that has a retracting shower head offering "rinse" and "bidet" functions.]
**[12:05] Kagura**
Also the bathroom wall was all glass. It had a more erotic feel to it.
**[12:09] Shinpachi**
Oh, I remember, too. And there was a karaoke machine in the living room.
**[12:13] Unkei**
Hang on there. We never even touched the living room! That should be the way it was.
**[12:17] Gintoki**
Have you ever heard this story?
**[12:21] Gintoki**
Long ago...
**[12:23] Gintoki**
There were two carpenters who vied to be the most popular carpenters in Edo...
**[12:26] Gintoki**
One was a millionaire's son, who was skilled and also well off. His name was Gohei.
**[12:31] Gintoki**
The other was odd and boasted that as long as he could drive a nail, he'd never want for food-Mokichi.
**[12:36] Gintoki**
Mokichi had no interest in worldly success, but Gohei was different.
**[12:40] Gintoki**
Every day, Gohei schemed to get rid of Mokichi so that he could be the most popular in Edo.
**[12:46] Gintoki**
Before long, Mokichi's reputation began to wane. Gohei was behind this.
**[12:51] Gintoki**
He pulled in all his connections and stuck Mokichi with all the worst jobs.
**[12:58] Gintoki**
Mokichi had all the impossible and difficult jobs forced on him,
**[13:01] Gintoki**
and eventually, Mokichi was no longer able to find work.
**[13:04] ---**
Exactly as Gohei had planned.
**[13:06] Gintoki**
Mokichi's popularity dwindled rapidly and Gohei's day had come...
**[13:10] ---**
Or so it seemed... But suddenly Mokichi's troubles just dissolved.
**[13:14] Gintoki**
Several years later, Mokichi's popularity surpassed that of Gohei's and
**[13:17] Gintoki**
he was indisputably the top carpenter in Edo.
**[13:20] Ginpachi**
You probably want to know why.
**[13:22] ---**
Gohei wanted to know, too.
**[13:24] Gohei**
You bastard, what kind of dirty trick did you pull?
**[13:27] ---**
Weren't you getting forced to do all the impossible jobs?
**[13:30] Gintoki**
Mokichi replied...
**[13:32] Mokichi**
You're right.
**[13:34] Mokichi**
And it was difficult work, but it taught me more than I've ever known about carpentry.
**[13:38] Mokichi**
I sure am grateful it happened.
**[13:42] Kagura**
Mokichi's the bomb!
**[13:44] Shinpachi**
Mokichi probably didn't realize he was being tricked.
**[13:48] Shinpachi**
He loved carpentry so much that he welcomed the challenge!
**[13:51] Gintoki**
Isn't that what it means to be a craftsman?
**[13:56] Unkei**
Dammit!
**[13:58] Unkei**
That punk burns me up!
**[14:01] Kaikei**
Brother!! No matter how you look at it,
**[14:03] Kaikei**
they're playing us!
**[14:04] Kaikei**
Like marionettes on a string!
**[14:06] Unkei**
I know! I know, but I can't stop. He's got my carpenter's blood heated up!
**[14:10] Kaikei**
Brother! Me, too! What is this feeling?
**[14:14] Unkei**
Was this how Mokichi felt?
**[14:16] Unkei Kaikei**
Mokichi!!
**[14:19] Otose**
Who's Mokichi?
**[14:35] End Of Part Aunkei**
How's that? You son of a bitch!
**[14:38] Kaikei**
You've got no complaints now!
**[14:39] ---**
Witness the work of the greatest carpenters in the universe!
**[14:42] Shinpachi**
Wow! That's amazing. They even made a third floor, too.
**[14:46] Kagura**
My room hasn't changed at all! What's the meaning of this?
**[14:49] Gintoki**
Wow, you two are pretty good.
**[14:51] Unkei**
All right, then!
**[14:53] Kaikei**
We'll be going now.
**[14:54] Kagura**
Hey, what about my room?
**[14:56] Gintoki**
Well, there's still the outside.
**[14:59] Unkei Kaikei**
Outside?
**[15:00] Unkei**
O-Outside? We already did the outside!
**[15:03] Kaikei**
Yeah, you didn't say anything about that before!
**[15:05] Kagura**
Hey, what about my room? Don't ignore me!
**[15:08] Gintoki**
No, but there's still something missing... The Odd Jobs was more...
**[15:15] Gintoki**
More like this...
**[15:18] Unkei**
Hey, that is beyond missing something!
**[15:21] ---**
That's totally different.
**[15:22] Unkei**
That's the Parthenon.
**[15:23] Gintoki**
That's right. Like the "Parthemom."
**[15:25] Unkei**
You showed us that without even knowing what the Parthenon is?!
**[15:27] Kagura (Overlap)**
That's lame!
**[15:28] ---**
It looked like this! This one!
**[15:30] Unkei**
That's the Castle in the Sky!
***SIGN*** [Note: "Castle in the Sky" is a popular anime film by Hayao Miyazaki.]
**[15:32] ---**
That would be a trademark violation!!
**[15:34] Unkei**
This is pointless. We're leaving!
**[15:37] Gintoki**
All right.
**[15:39] Gintoki**
Okay, fine. You can leave it as is. Just make it fly.
**[15:42] Kagura**
Make it so it flies when you push a button, you buttheads.
**[15:45] Unkei**
That's the biggest problem!
**[15:47] Kaikei**
In what world have you ever seen a house that flies when you push a button?
**[15:49] Gintoki**
Generally speaking, in the world of animation, when you push a button, things work out somehow.
**[15:53] Kagura**
That's right. All you do is just push a button for everything.
**[15:55] Kankei**
I'm getting tired of this.
**[15:57] Unkei**
Really, we're leaving...
**[15:58] Gintoki**
Hey, did you ever hear this story...?
**[16:03] Unkei**
Dammit!!
**[16:05] Unkei**
That young punk's so annoying!
**[16:07] Kaikei**
We already used up all the money that Sakamoto guy gave us a long time ago!!
**[16:11] Unkei**
But still... What a shock that Mokichi had such a secret in his past!
**[16:15] Kaikei**
Yeah, who can say no after hearing that!
**[16:18] Unkei**
Kaikei! That must mean we have the same heart as Mokichi.
**[16:22] Kaikei**
You think so, Brother? We're the same as him?
**[16:26] Unkei Kaikei**
Mokichi!!
**[16:28] Otose**
Like I was saying, who is Mokichi?
**[16:33] Kaikei**
Brother...it's already morning... Just a little bit more...
**[16:37] ---**
Brother?
**[16:38] Unkei**
Let's take a break. I'll go get us some coffee.
**[16:43] Unkei**
You can't do good work by pushing yourself too hard.
**[16:46] ---**
Speed isn't everything.
**[16:48] Kaikei**
But...
**[16:50] Unkei**
I'm sure Mokichi had a coffee or two
**[16:53] Unkei**
as he took pleasure in watching his work being completed.
**[17:00] Unkei**
While working, you reflect upon...
**[17:02] Unkei**
...the joy your work gives you.
**[17:04] ---**
Isn't that what being a craftsman is all about?
**[17:07] Kaikei**
Brother! I just got goosebumps when I heard that!
**[17:11] Unkei**
Kaikei! We have but one goal!
**[17:14] Unkei Kaikei**
Mokichi!!
**[17:17] Otose**
So who is this Mokichi?
**[17:20] Gintoki**
Mokichi? He doesn't exist.
**[17:23] ---**
I just made him up.
**[17:25] Kagura**
Are you serious?
**[17:27] Gintoki**
Those two are so easy to fool.
**[17:29] Shinpachi**
But...if they ever find out, they'll be really mad.
**[17:33] Shinpachi**
I think it's best if we keep it to ourselves.
**[17:35] Gintoki**
Don't worry about it.
**[17:37] ---**
They're stupid enough to seriously buy into that story.
**[17:39] ---**
I'm sure they won't figure it out...
**[17:45] Unkei**
You asshole! It was all a lie?! Shit...
**[17:49] Gintoki**
Hey, wait...
**[17:51] Kaikei**
What?! Are you serious, Brother?
**[17:53] Kaikei**
You're saying Mokichi never existed?
**[17:56] Unkei**
That's right.
**[17:57] ---**
That's why we're leaving, Kaikei!
**[17:58] ---**
Our job is done here.
**[18:00] Kaikei**
B-But, Brother!!
**[18:14] Shinpachi**
Gin-san...
**[18:21] Unkei**
Humph... Like I would ever come back to this planet again!
**[18:24] Kaikei**
But Brother... Was it okay to just leave in the middle of a job?
**[18:29] Unkei**
Who cares? We worked hard for them and they toyed with our emotions.
**[18:35] ---**
They should be thankful.
**[18:37] Gintoki**
Oh yeah?
**[18:38] Kaikei**
You...!
**[18:40] Unkei**
You got some nerve showing your face in front of us.
**[18:43] Ginkei**
Come on, don't say that... There must be some misunderstanding.
**[18:48] Unkei**
What?
**[18:49] Gintoki**
Whether or not Mokichi existed is not the point.
**[18:52] ---**
That's totally irrelevant.
**[18:54] Unkei**
What?!
**[18:55] Kaikei**
What are you talking about?
**[18:56] Gintoki**
The real Mokichi...
**[18:59] Gintoki**
...lives inside the souls of craftsmen like you guys...
**[19:06] Gintoki**
Your faces already look like the face of Mokichi...
**[19:10] Unkei**
Y...You...
**[19:13] Gintoki**
Have you ever heard this story?
**[19:20] Unkei**
I get it! I get it now!!
**[19:22] ---**
Who knew there was such a mystery hidden behind the story of Mokichi.
**[19:26] ---**
Mokichi, you're the best!
**[19:30] Kaikei**
Who can say no after hearing that?!
**[19:34] Unkei**
Kaikei! I don't understand! Did Mokichi really exist or not?
**[19:39] Kaikei**
It doesn't matter, Brother. It's all in our souls.
**[19:42] Kaikei**
Whether he actually existed or not, Mokichi lives inside of us!
**[19:46] Unkei**
All right, Kaikei! Let's do this.
**[19:48] Unkei**
Let's give it our all!
**[19:50] Kaikei**
Brother! Let's show them that we are the best carpenters in the universe!
**[19:54] Unkei**
No! The second best! For the best must be...
**[19:58] Unkei Kaikei**
Mokichi!!
**[20:00] Otose**
Like I said, who the heck is this Mokichi?
***SIGN*** [Note: This is a parody of the Japanese show where celebrities visit various interesting sites around Japan]
***SIGN*** [Atsunosuke Watanabe's Building Report]
***SIGN*** [Tsuruya]
**[20:11] Watanabe**
Good morning. I'm Atsunosuke Watanabe.
**[20:14] ---**
Today, here in Kabukicho, Edo's business and shopping district,
**[20:17] Watanabe**
we will be visiting the home of Gintoki Sakata who runs Odd Jobs.
**[20:23] ---**
Oh, this must be his house.
**[20:27] Watanabe**
Today's building, the Sakata residence,
**[20:29] Watanabe**
was recently renovated by two Amanto architect brothers, Unkei and Kaikei,
**[20:35] Watanabe**
The exterior is reminiscent of the Greek Parthenon
**[20:39] Watanabe**
and it is combined with a gorgeous palace section. I will now guide you through the Sakata residence.
**[20:45] Watanabe**
Let's talk to the master of the house, Sakata-san.
**[20:49] ---**
Hello...? Hmm...the doorbell is...
**[20:52] ---**
Uh, let's see...
**[20:53] Watanabe**
Is this it? Just push the button...
**[21:04] Watanabe**
I can feel a vibration...as profound as the exterior of the house.
**[21:26] Watanabe**
What a wonderful house. It flies!
**[21:40] Gintoki**
Somebody...go get Mokichi...
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Uh...what is wrong with me?
**[23:17] ---**
To have feelings for a girl other than Otsu-chan.
**[23:20] ---**
Cat ears... Cat ears are...
**[23:23] ---**
Super cute!!
**[23:26] Shinpachi**
The next episode: "Love Doesn't Require a Manual."
***SIGN*** [The girl's name is "Eromesu." A beautiful girl with cute cat ears.]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi has no experience in love and seeks help through the internet.]
***SIGN***
**[23:39] Narrator**
Gintama, wouldn't it be fun to have a game like this? Or something like it?
***SIGN*** [What? Don't look at me.]
**[23:44] Narrator**
It's a Seaman-type game where you talk to an unemployed middle-aged man
***SIGN*** [Note: Seaman is a virtual pet video game where you feed and care for "Seaman," a form of freshwater fish with a human like face, like a Sea Monkey.]
**[23:48] Narrator**
who is a DORK so you can help him get a job.
**[23:53] Narrator**
Basically, even if you start a conversation, the DORK (Dumb Old Retarded Kook) will ignore you.
**[23:57] ---**
That's because he already has his hands full with his own life.
**[24:00] Narrator**
He'll get depressed sometimes.
**[24:02] ---**
You may want to give him encouragement, but you must not talk to him.
**[24:05] ---**
You must never say to him "try your best."
**[24:08] ---**
Because he is already trying his best.
**[24:12] Narrator**
Sometimes, he'll try to play with a rope hanging from the ceiling.
**[24:15] ---**
When that happens, push the B button repeatedly to cut the rope.
**[24:18] Narrator**
Sometimes, he may just stare at the string hanging from the light and say "move...move."
***SIGN*** [Butsu butsu]
**[24:26] ---**
When that happens, push the B button repeatedly as well.
***SIGN*** [Good evening, I'm Betty.]
**[24:28] Narrator**
Sometimes, a strange woman may pay him a visit.
**[24:31] Narrator**
When that happens, shout "change" in a loud voice.
***SIGN*** [Brain-rotting game DORK]
**[24:36] Narrator**
In the end, all you can say is "change."