E303 - Shogun Assassination Arc Part Four: And Then There Were Five Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:32] Sac     Don't lay a finger on him. [00:37] Sac     Don't you dare lay a finger on our boss! [00:43] Z     Sa— [00:45] Z     Sarutobi! [00:48] Ma     I-It's a smokescreen! [00:57] Ma     Th-That's the Oniwaban! [01:01] Kao     Let's go! [01:03] Kao     Protect our boss, Zenzo! SIGN    Shogun Assassination Arc     Part Four SIGN    And Then There Were Five SIGN    Watch the Shogun Assassination Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [02:50] Sho     Zenzo... [02:51] Gin     Keep your eyes forward and run! [02:53] Gin     If you wanna survive,     keep your eyes forward and run! [02:57] Sho     Are you telling me that's     my battle as shogun? [03:02] Sho     That even if I must use countless corpses     of my friends as stepping stones, [03:05] Sho     I have to live on for the sake     of our society and its people? [03:10] Sho     Why did I ever become shogun, then? [03:15] Sho     In my eyes, Zenzo [03:18] Sho     and you all are also precious     subjects I'm meant to protect! [03:24] Kag     Sho-chan... [03:26] Gin     Shogun, that guy... [03:30] Gin     Your buddy ain't gonna die. [03:35] Gin     Because he's got my buddy with him. [03:41] Gin     And Shogun, you ain't gonna die here. [03:46] Gin     Because... [03:56] Gin     Because you've got us buddies with you. [04:05] Z     Looks like I... [04:07] Z     We failed to fulfill our duty. [04:12] Z     The enemy was larger than we thought. [04:16] Sa     You idiot! [04:17] Sa     Who was it that told me not     to act out of character? [04:21] Z     Yeah, this is definitely out of character. [04:24] Z     How did I end up with you taking     care of me at the very end? [04:32] Z     I can't walk anymore. [04:36] Z     Go, Sarutobi. [04:39] Z     A cat doesn't let others see its last breath. [04:45] Sa     What are you talking about? [04:47] Sa     Get up and run. [04:52] Sa     Run, damn it! [04:54] Sa     You've still got a duty to fulfill! [04:57] Sa     Where do you think you're     going, leaving us behind, [05:01] Sa     Boss? [05:03] Sa     You... You all kept the shogun alive     by putting your lives on the line. [05:10] Sa     You defended our village. [05:12] Sa     But you still haven't fulfilled     the one duty you must fulfill. [05:20] Sa     You have to go back alive... [05:22] Sa     With the shogun, [05:24] Sa     and with us... [05:27] Sa     We're all going back to Edo together! [05:31] Sa     Forget being Oniwaban. [05:34] Sa     Forget being the shogun. [05:37] Sa     That is the duty we all have as friends. [05:59] Gin     Shinpa— [06:05] Gin     Yeah, these guys aren't gonna go down easily! [06:11] Shin     Sh-Shogun-sama! [06:17] Hij     Hey, you'd better be careful. [06:21] Hij     Apparently this village has some... [06:24] Kon     ...scary traps to keep intruders at bay. [06:27] Shin     Kondo-san! Hijikata-san! [06:30] Hij     They're still alive?! [06:39] Shin     Gin-san! Kagura-chan! [06:41] Gin     Sheesh. [06:42] Gin     The loyal retainers join the fray at last, eh? [06:44] Gin     What a grand entrance you made,     jumping out of a pitfall. [06:47] Kon     I wouldn't say that. [06:49] Kon     We thought we saw light through the cracks, [06:53] Kon     but it looks like it's still far away. [06:55] Gin     Now, what do we do about this? [06:59] Kon     There's only one thing we can do. [07:01] Kon     No matter who we're facing,     it's kill or be killed. [07:03] Kon     That's all. [07:05] Shin     It does seem like we're the last     retainers who can protect the shogun. [07:11] Hij     If this is a joke, it ain't funny. [07:13] Hij     Of all people, these are the last men standing? [07:17] Hij     I'd like a do-over, starting from the interview. [07:20] Kag     Right back at you. [07:22] Kag     Dying to protect the shogun     would be one thing, but... [07:25] All     Dying with you guys is the last thing I want! [07:32] Gin     We're up against Yato. [07:34] Gin     If we put up an honest fight     against a force like that, [07:36] Gin     we won't stand a chance. [07:38] Hij     How unusual of you to whine     before the battle even begins. [07:41] Gin     Did you not hear me? [07:42] Gin     I said if it were an honest fight. [07:45] Gin     As if any one of us is that honest. [07:58] Hij     True that. [08:00] Hij     Fighting Yato with these numbers shows that [08:06] Hij     we're out of our minds. [08:08] Gin     Run for it! [08:17] Shin     Shogun-sama, hurry! [08:30] Kon     Get back up! [08:38] Kon     Hurry up and run! [08:47] Kag     Gori! [08:49] Kon     Toughness isn't exclusive     to you guys, you know! [09:10] Kag     Get back up and run. [09:22] Shin     Hijikata-san! [09:39] Shin     Gin-san! [10:05] Kao     That's enough! Disperse! [10:07] Mat     Get back here, damn you! [10:08] Mat     After them! [10:09] Mat     Don't let any of them escape! [10:12] Hen     You mustn't chase them too far, Matako-san. [10:15] Hen     The Oniwaban's objective     is to split our forces up. SIGN    Oniwaban SIGN    Iga SIGN    Seventh Division SIGN    Kiheitai [10:20] Hen     The Seventh Division is fighting     the enemy's main force. [10:23] Hen     We should regroup with them     and set up a pincer attack. [10:26] Tak     I had Bansai head over there already. [10:32] Tak     Let them do as they please. [10:34] Tak     Either way, Iga and the current     government are done for. [10:37] Hen     T-Takasugi-san... [10:39] Tak     Let them at least go out in a blaze of glory. [10:43] Hen     Where are you going? [10:45] Tak     There's a guy I must end before     putting an end to everything. [10:51] Tak     Even if we take the shogun's head     and topple the government, [10:54] Tak     we won't be able to behead this world. [10:58] Tak     Unless we break that sword, [11:02] Tak     the world won't end. [11:43] Kon     Jeez. [11:44] Gin     What's the point of guarding the     shogun if he has to guard us instead? [11:49] Gin     It should be clear to you now. [11:51] Gin     We won't survive unless we give it all we     have, including what's in our underwear. [11:57] Sho     Fret not. [11:58] Sho     We shall protect one another's backs. [12:02] Sho     Is that not what "buddies" are? [12:06] Hij     Who the hell taught the     shogun such crude slang? [12:11] Kag     Should we have taught him     "friendicks" instead? [12:13] Sho     Oh, so you can say it like that, too? [12:16] Hij     Don't teach him any more nonsense! [12:18] Gin     Hey, now. [12:19] Gin     If he's acting like that,     he might be another double. [12:22] Kon     Nah, it's the shogun. [12:25] Kon     There's no mistaking it. [12:27] Kon     He's our shogun. [12:31] Abu     Good grief. [12:34] Abu     This is the first planet that's ever given     us such trouble in hand-to-hand combat. [12:41] Abu     Believe it or not, [12:42] Abu     we're a rare species that's     in danger of extinction. [12:45] Abu     I wish you'd be gentler with us. [12:49] Kag     You're... [12:50] Abu     Long time no see, miss. [12:52] Abu     I had a lot of trouble after our little skirmish. [12:55] Abu     The commander raked me over the coals, [12:58] Abu     and told me not to hold back     the next time I ran into you. [13:02] Abu     But now, just look how many of     my brethren you've taken out. [13:07] Abu     Be it the commander's little sister, [13:09] Abu     be it the commander's prey, [13:11] Abu     I don't intend to let you     guys leave here alive. [13:14] Shin     Screw you! [13:15] Shin     You're the ones trampling     all over our country! [13:19] Abu     Really? [13:20] Abu     I thought it looked like it was rotting     even before we set foot here. [13:24] Abu     Even if we didn't do anything,     it would've crumbled all on its own. [13:29] Abu     And anyway, you samurai are     the ones about to finish it off. [13:34] Abu     We're only here to repay that guy. [13:38] Gin     Where is he? [13:39] Gin     Where is that bastard, Takasugi? [13:44] Abu     Well, I can tell you he's not     where you're about to go. [13:48] Abu     I've sent some along already to lead you there. [13:51] Abu     Ninjas and samurai... [13:53] Abu     Fall to ruin, along with this country. [14:00] Gin     She's not much of a guide, I'm afraid. [14:03] Gin     All she's capable of is... [14:06] Rap     Will you have some cocoa? [14:08] Rap     Or do you want some pitch-black tea? [14:13] Y     Vice Commander! [14:21] Rap     Stand up, samurai. [14:24] Rap     Neither the ninjas nor     this country are dead yet. [14:30] Shin     Momochi-san! [14:30] Gin     Run for it! [14:34] Shin     You're alive? [14:35] Shin     And that thing can be a shuriken, too? [14:36] Rap     I told you, the ninjas aren't dead yet. [14:39] Y     After them! [14:40] Y     Don't let them get away! [14:41] Rap     The ninjas they wiped out [14:44] Rap     were merely my puppets. [14:47] Rap     The vassals of Fujibayashi     who died back then. [14:52] Rap     We have barely begun to     unleash true ninja warfare. [14:57] Abu     I see. [14:59] Abu     So these are real ninja arts. [15:02] Abu     If you'd also blown away the bill for     this brand new prosthetic arm, [15:05] Abu     I would've given you a round of applause. [15:08] Abu     But I'm back to being unable to clap. [15:11] Abu     What do all of you have against my left arm?! [15:18] Rap     Listen well. [15:20] Rap     Near the Marici statue on the cliff to the west [15:23] Rap     is a secret path only ninja villagers know. [15:29] Rap     You guys take the shogun and get out of Iga. [15:44] Shin     Momochi-san! [15:46] Rap     We'll hold them at bay here. [15:50] Rap     We must prevent them from sinking the     country, even if Iga has to fall to do it. [15:56] Rap     Shogun-sama... [15:57] Rap     Please forgive my inability     to serve you to the very end. [16:02] Sho     Momochi! [16:03] Kon     It'd be dicey with just the ninjas. [16:07] Kon     I thought this was supposed to be a joint     operation between ninjas and samurai. [16:11] Hij     Then we'll be taking our share of the glory. [16:15] Shin     Kondo-san! Hijikata-san! [16:17] Hij     There you have it. Get going already. [16:19] Kon     You can handle the rest even     without police security, right? [16:23] Kag     Wait up, you guys— [16:24] Kon     Odd Jobs! [16:25] Kon     Through one thing or another, we've     known you guys for a long time now. [16:31] Kon     But we've never once gone     to you with a job request. [16:36] Kon     I never thought this day would come. [16:42] Kon     But you're the only guys left to ask... [16:46] Kon     You're the only ones we can trust to do this. [16:50] Kon     You're the only ones who can. [16:57] Kon     This is the Shinsengumi's... [16:59] Kon     Our first and last request. [17:03] Kon     Odd Jobs, [17:05] Kon     take care of the shogun. [17:16] Gin     We accept. [17:22] Shin     Gin-san... [17:23] Gin     Don't look back. [17:25] Kon     Toshi... [17:27] Hij     Don't worry, I won't look back. [17:30] Hij     If I do... [17:32] Bo     They'll ask about payment! [17:36] Gin     Don't worry, we'll get paid no matter what. [17:40] Gin     Both by them and the shogun. [17:43] Gin     Once we all get back alive. [17:46] Gin     So for now, [17:48] Gin     don't look back. [17:50] Gin     Keep your eyes forward. [17:53] Gin     We may be looking in different directions, [17:56] Gin     but we all have the same home. [18:02] Sac     I see it! [18:05] Sac     Zenzo, it should be possible to     escape the village from there. [18:09] Sac     You go ahead. [18:11] Sac     I promise I'll bring the shogun along. [18:17] Sac     Zenzo? [18:22] Sac     Hang in there, Zenzo! [18:24] Sac     Just a bit longer... [18:25] Sac     We're almost there! [18:33] Sac     I won't let anyone die anymore! [18:47] Sac     We're all going back alive. [18:52] Sac     We're almost there. [18:54] Sac     If we make it past here, [18:55] Sac     we can go back to those days [18:57] Sac     where all of us spent our time     doing the stupidest things. [19:02] Sac     We can go back to those     times, right, Gin-san? [19:14] Tak     No, you can't. [19:17] Tak     You're not going anywhere. [19:24] Tak     You no longer have a home [19:27] Tak     or a place to run to in this country. [19:38] Hen     So they really did have a secret path. [19:42] Hen     Good thing you made it in time, Kamui-dono. [19:45] Kam     I left pretty late because of Abuto. [19:49] Kam     But I got to see something     amusing thanks to that. [19:54] Kam     On your planet, wouldn't you call this [19:55] Kam     "nothing's more dangerous     than a cornered animal"? [19:58] Tak     Nah. [19:59] Tak     It's what we call "resistance is futile." [20:03] Hen     The trajectory was altered     to miss her vitals. [20:05] Hen     Who was it? [20:07] Z     Don't move! [20:08] Z     If anyone moves a finger,     I'll stick these in all of your butts. [20:12] Z     Hemorrhoids are lifelong, you know. [20:14] Z     You ought to take care of your ass. [20:17] Sa     Zenzo... [20:19] Z     Stand up, Sarutobi! [20:21] Z     We're going back alive. [20:23] Z     You're the one who said that, [20:25] Z     and yet you're trying to die before me? [20:28] Sa     Sorry... I... [20:31] Z     Don't apologize. [20:34] Z     I was the one who always ran off on my own, [20:36] Z     and you scolded me each time. [20:39] Z     So don't you dare go off before me. [20:43] Z     I love my fuglies, Sarutobi, [20:47] Z     but I've had enough of your fugly crying face. [20:52] Z     I won't let you cry in front of me ever again! [20:56] Z     Rather than a half-dead     man skewering all of us, [21:01] Z     it'd be much quicker for us     to cut up two worn-out rags. [21:06] Z     Didn't you hear me tell you not to move?! [21:12] Kam     I see, Shinsuke. [21:14] Kam     This certainly is futile resistance. [21:16] Kam     All that talk about sticking     knives in our asses [21:18] Kam     was to prevent us from looking upwards. [21:21] Kam     And this rain of knives... [21:25] Tak     It's just a fake-out, too. [21:28] Tak     I'm sick of your petty tricks. [21:32] Z     Oh, it's no fake-out. [21:35] Z     I have the perfect ninja technique     for your massive asses. [21:38] Z     It's my trump card, [21:41] Z     and I've already used it! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:24] Kam     You make your brother very happy. [23:28] Syo     In a fight, both parties are to blame, [23:30] Syo     my little samurai. [23:33] Tak     Gintoki, if I die... [23:37] Gin     Kagura! [23:38] Gin     Shinpachi! [23:41] Gin     Let's do this! SIGN    Shogun Assassination Arc     Part Five [23:46] Gin     We are Odd Jobs! SIGN    Those Who Protect Against All Odds SIGN    It'll blow by. Just enjoy your merry Xmas, happy New Year and its food, SIGN    reading New Year's cards, getting one from someone you didn't send one to, SIGN    hurriedly writing one back, and all that, and we'll be back before you know it. SIGN    Well, then, we wish you a happy New Year!