# E298.5 - Gintama Jump Special Anime Festa 2015
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9PJJX36/gintama-jump-special-anime-festa-2015)
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**[01:34] Sign**
Since the anime adaptation of
Gintama was announced,
**[01:38] Sign**
10 years have already passed.
**[01:42] Sign**
September 2005, Jump Anime Tour
***SIGN*** First Ever Screening
**[01:47] Sign**
April 4th, 2006
**[01:47] Sign**
The Gintama TV Series begins airing.
**[01:52] Sign**
April 24th, 2010
***SIGN*** fad(420,450)\i1}Gintama: The Movie: Benizakura
Arc Retelling* opens in theaters.
**[01:57] Sign**
April 4th, 2011
**[01:57] Sign**
Season 2 of the Gintama TV Series begins airing.
**[02:02] Sign**
July 6th, 2013
**[02:02] Sign**
fad(420,457)\i1}Gintama The Movie: The Final Chapter:
Be Forever Odd Jobs* opens in theaters.
**[02:07] Sign**
April 8th, 2015
**[02:07] Sign**
Season 3 of the Gintama TV Series begins airing.
**[02:12] Sign**
And now, this winter,
**[02:16] Sign**
the Gintama anime faces up to
**[02:19] Sign**
its biggest incident ever.
**[02:41] Shin**
Huh?
**[02:42] Shin**
Uh, excuse me. What the heck is this?
**[02:45] Shin**
Nothing's happening.
**[02:47] Shin**
The incident called "Nothing's
Happening" is happening right now.
**[02:50] Shin**
What's wrong?
**[02:51] Shin**
Is the equipment malfunctioning?
**[02:54] Shin**
Should I make an announcement or something?
**[02:56] Gin**
Hey, Kagura. Light it up already.
**[02:58] Kag**
I'm trying, but the lighter isn't working.
**[03:02] Shin**
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?!
**[03:04] Shin**
The screen's been pitch
black for a while now!
**[03:06] Gin**
You make the room pitch black before lighting the candles on a cake, right?
**[03:09] Shin**
Huh? Wait, what?
**[03:11] Shin**
The room's lights have been switched off?
**[03:12] Shin**
It's not a black screen for
visual effect or anything?
**[03:15] Kag**
Yeah, this lighter isn't working.
**[03:17] Gin**
Man, and here I thought we
could make things exciting.
**[03:20] Gin**
Way to rain on my parade.
**[03:21] Shin**
We're the ones raining on the parade
of the Anime Festa visitors!
**[03:24] Shin**
How long are you gonna
show them a black screen?!
**[03:26] Kag**
Don't worry, Shinpachi.
**[03:28] Kag**
This cake is a rip-off of the
one that a certain guy,
**[03:30] Kag**
wearing nothing but an apron, tried to give a
delinquent who sounds just like Gin-chan.
**[03:34] Kag**
Once we turn on the lights, there'll
be a colorful cake right here!
***SIGN*** Kagura
**[03:37] Shin**
It's completely white!
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
***SIGN*** Gintoki
**[03:40] Gin**
For real? It wasn't decorated yet, huh?
***SIGN*** Kagura
**[03:42] Kag**
We couldn't tell 'cause it was inside a box.
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
**[03:45] Shin**
You guys are completely white, too!
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
**[03:47] Shin**
Wait, so am I!
**[03:49] Shin**
What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
**[03:50] Shin**
Putting out such crude visuals for
the Anime Festa is unheard of!
**[03:53] Shin**
Shueisha's gonna kill us!
***SIGN*** Gintoki
**[03:55] Gin**
This is what happens when you try to animate
something new mid-season with no money.
**[03:59] Kag**
We're nothing like high-quality
anime such as *Haikyu!!*
***SIGN*** Kagura
**[04:03] Kag**
Don't underestimate our
suffering, you useless hack!
**[04:05] Shin**
I seriously was underestimating it.
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
**[04:07] Shin**
I thought they'd at least add the colors.
***SIGN*** Gintoki
**[04:09] Gin**
How can you expect the
staff to add colors to us
**[04:11] Gin**
when nothing gets added to their pay?
**[04:13] Shin**
Quit with the clever wordplay.
***SIGN*** Shinpachi
**[04:14] Shin**
What are we gonna do about this disaster?
***SIGN*** Gintoki
**[04:16] Gin**
What, you ask?
**[04:21] Gin**
This is
**[04:24] Gin**
sugar content!
**[04:26] Shin**
What?!
**[04:27] Shin**
What is wrong with you?!
**[04:28] Shin**
And hey, they could color us just fine!
**[04:31] Gin**
Well...
**[04:32] Gin**
The taste of this being turned into
that is, like, something else!
**[04:36] Shin**
Keep your mouth shut if you can't explain it!
**[04:38] Gin**
So, as you can see, it'll be fine
if we send our clothes flying.
**[04:41] Shin**
No, it's not fine! I hope
you get sent flying!
**[04:44] Gin**
Anyway, this is seriously delicious.
I can't get enough of it.
**[04:47] Kag**
No fair, Gin-chan. I want a bite, too.
**[04:50] Gin**
Hey, wait—
**[04:52] Gin**
Oh, crap.
**[04:54] Gin**
This is gonna turn into that!
**[04:57] Gin**
Oh, like hell!
**[04:58] Shin**
What's with that silhouette?!
**[05:00] Kag**
You may not have realized,
but I look thinner in clothes.
**[05:04] Kag**
Inside, I have a dynamite body.
**[05:06] Gin**
Your "dynamite body" is sticking
out of the silhouette, you know.
**[05:09] Shin**
Anyway, is the cake that delicious?
**[05:12] Shin**
Let me have a bite, too.
**[05:13] Gin**
You get it, don't you, Pachi-boy?
**[05:15] Shin**
What do you mean?
**[05:17] Shin**
I'm not gonna get disrobed by cake—
**[05:21] Shin**
My lenses!
**[05:22] Shin**
And my frames are melting away!
**[05:32] Oki**
Excuse me.
**[05:35] Oki**
There's a volunteer who wants
to represent the Shinsengumi
**[05:37] Oki**
and have his clothes sent flying in
front of everyone in the audience,
**[05:42] Oki**
so could you let him eat some of that?
**[05:44] Hij**
Untie me, Sogo!
**[05:46] Gin**
Hijikata-kun!
**[05:47] Gin**
I can't believe you're
volunteering. I'm impressed.
**[05:50] Hij**
What part of this looks
like volunteering to you?!
**[05:52] Hij**
I've clearly been brought
here against my will!
**[05:54] Bo**
Say "ahh."
**[05:55] Hij**
Listen to me, you pair of sadists!
**[05:57] Hij**
No!
**[05:58] Hij**
Who'd want to eat this crap?
It doesn't even have mayonnaise on it!
**[06:01] Shin**
So you'd eat it if it did?!
**[06:06] Mad**
Ah, this is tastier than dog food!
**[06:09] Gin**
There's the poor sod,
in every sense of the word!
**[06:12] Gin**
What are you doing here, Hasegawa-san?!
**[06:14] Mad**
I've been in your closet for a month now.
**[06:16] Gin**
You were freeloading again?!
**[06:19] Sac**
Don't worry, Gin-san.
I've been here for two months now!
**[06:22] Gin**
You guys pay the rent for this place!
**[06:24] Gin**
My fist is served!
**[06:24] Oki**
Sheesh. I'm not in the mood anymore.
**[06:26] Gin**
Served! Served! Served!
**[06:28] Oki**
Or so I say, and then...
**[06:29] Oki**
Eat the rest and the plate, Hijikata!
**[06:31] Hij**
Wait—
**[06:34] Hij**
K-Kondo-san.
**[06:37] Kon**
Would you guys give it a rest?
**[06:39] Kon**
You too, Odd Jobs.
**[06:41] Kon**
Didn't we come to make an important
announcement to the audience here?
**[06:45] Shin**
Oh, yeah.
**[06:47] Shin**
I nearly forgot about the intro at the start.
**[06:50] Hij**
That's Kondo-san for you.
**[06:52] Hij**
Even after getting hit with
that cake, you didn't flinch,
**[06:55] Hij**
and took charge of the situation.
**[06:57] Kon**
Oh, it's no big deal.
**[07:00] Kon**
I wasn't wearing any clothes to begin with!
**[07:03] Hij**
That's right!
**[07:04] Hij**
Our chief was just a naked gorilla!
**[07:07] Gin**
So on that note, ladies and gentlemen...
**[07:10] Gin**
We now present to you a preview of
the Gintama anime's biggest arc.
**[07:15] Shin**
Huh? Are we really gonna do it?
**[07:17] Shin**
Is this how we're gonna do it?
**[07:18] Kag**
It's too late to get our act together.
**[07:21] Gin**
Exactly!
**[07:23] Gin**
So, roll...
**[07:25] Gin**
...the tape!
**[07:39] Tak**
Took you long enough.
**[07:41] Tak**
I got sick of waiting for you,
**[07:45] Tak**
Gintoki.
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Shogun Assassination Arc
Preview
**[07:56] Soyo**
Brother?
**[07:58] Soyo**
Brother.
**[08:00] Soyo**
Brother.
**[08:02] Soyo**
Jeez, Brother!
**[08:05] Sho**
Oh, Soyo.
**[08:08] Sho**
Forgive me. I was lost in thought.
**[08:10] Sho**
I heard that
**[08:12] Sho**
another one of your allies left your side.
**[08:18] Sho**
The blame lies with me,
**[08:20] Sho**
the gutless master who can't
protect any of his men or friends.
**[08:24] Sho**
Does a pathetic man like me really
have the right to rule over a nation?
**[08:29] Sho**
I hope that one day,
**[08:31] Sho**
our country will be so peaceful,
**[08:34] Sho**
there will be no need for a shogun
or to worry about the future,
**[08:38] Sho**
and I will be just an older brother drinking
the tea his little sister made for him.
**[08:45] Soyo**
Brother!
**[08:47] Sac**
I apologize for my insolence.
**[08:50] Sac**
But I daresay you'd be better
off not drinking that.
**[08:54] Sho**
Don't tell me, it was poisoned?
***SIGN*** The Shogun Assassination Plot
***SIGN*** is finally put into motion.
**[09:00] Zen**
Shogun assassination plot, eh?
***SIGN*** The Oniwaban
**[09:04] Sac**
We're the only ones who can keep him safe.
***SIGN*** The Oniwaban
***SIGN*** The Oniwaban reunite.
***SIGN*** Shinsengumi Director
Matsudaira Katakuriko
**[09:08] Mat**
Escort the shogun out of Edo!
***SIGN*** Top Secret Mission
**[09:11] Hij**
Aren't you yelling the top
secret mission out too loud?!
***SIGN*** Shinsengumi Chief
Kondo Isao
**[09:13] Mat**
Forget about lords and retainers!
***SIGN*** Oniwaban Ninja
Sarutobi Ayame
***SIGN*** Shinsengumi Vice Chief
Hijikata Toshiro
**[09:16] Mat**
Let's fight together for a buddy!
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
Kagura
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
Shimura Shinpachi
**[09:20] Mat**
I'm counting on you, buddies.
**[09:22] Mat**
And you too,
**[09:24] Mat**
double.
**[09:26] Gin**
Uh, not that I care, but
could you hurry it up?
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
Sakata Gintoki
**[09:29] Gin**
It's seriously hot in here.
**[09:33] Bo**
Why are you the double?!
***SIGN*** Enemy...
***SIGN*** Shogun-in-Waiting
Hitotsubashi Nobunobu
**[09:38] Kam**
I mean, we just gotta kill the shogun, right?
***SIGN*** Harusame Space Pirates
Seventh Division Commander
Kamui
**[09:41] Tak**
You're free to force a checkmate
or knock over the board itself.
***SIGN*** Kiheitai Commander
Takasugi Shinsuke
***SIGN*** Ally...
***SIGN*** Shinsengumi
First Squad Captain
Okita Sogo
**[09:47] Oki**
Don't give me that look, Princess.
***SIGN*** Fujibayashi Clan Head
Fujibayashi Gaimon
**[09:50] Oki**
I'm on your side, you know.
***SIGN*** Momochi Clan Head
Momochi Rappa
***SIGN*** Or Traitor?
**[09:55] Zen**
I'm sorry to say,
**[09:57] Zen**
but you can't protect this
nation as its shogun.
***SIGN*** Leader of the Oniwaban
Marici
Hattori Zenzo
***SIGN*** Shogun
Tokugawa Shigeshige
**[10:03] Sho**
Yes, Zenzo...
**[10:07] Sho**
I leave the rest to you.
***SIGN*** The childhood
***SIGN*** promise
***SIGN*** and the truth
***SIGN*** will now...
**[10:33] Kon**
You're the only ones who can.
**[10:36] Kag**
What are you so afraid of?
**[10:41] Shin**
Gin-san...
**[10:42] Shin**
Just what's going to happen to the world now?
**[10:46] Gin**
Before dawn.
**[10:48] Gin**
The night is darkest just before the dawn.
**[10:51] Gin**
But keep your eyes open.
**[10:56] Gin**
I'm Sakata Gintoki,
disciple of Yoshida Shoyo!
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Shogun Assassination Arc