E294 - Afros of Life and Death Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Special Police Shinsengumi SIGN    Shinsengumi Recruitment Exam SIGN    Shinsengumi Recruitment Exam SIGN    The Shinsengumi's request: Please watch this program     in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV. [01:39] G     P-Point! The match is over! [01:43] G     Wow, just who is that newcomer? [01:46] G     He's gone through thirty opponents now. [01:48] G     If he's that good, he'll     be an immediate asset. [01:50] G     A real monster has arrived. [01:54] Kon     Looks like we've got ourselves a     pretty spirited newcomer this time. [01:58] Kon     I can't believe there was still such     a masterful free agent out there. [02:02] Kon     Toshi, who is he? [02:05] Hij     Uh, how is this read? [02:08] Hij     Hashira... [02:09] Kon     ...Afuro? [02:10] Hij     Nah, it's probably "Afro." [02:13] Kat     It's not Afro. It's Katsura! [02:17] Kat     Crap! I slipped! [02:19] Hij     "It's not Afro, it's Katsura," huh? [02:22] Hij     I feel like I've heard that phrase before. [02:25] Hij     Also, you look kinda familiar... [02:28] Kon     Stop it, Toshi. [02:29] Kon     He means that while his name's Afro, [02:31] Kon     that's a wig, a "katsura," on his head. [02:34] Kon     Don't pry too much. [02:35] Hij     But... [02:36] Oki     That aside, [02:37] Oki     mind if I take him on next? [02:40] Oki     It's about time we taught him     how tough the Shinsengumi are. [02:42] Hij     Did you forget already,     you sadistic instructor? [02:45] Hij     Just the other day, you     rendered all our new recruits [02:47] Hij     useless in the name of training or whatever. [02:49] Hij     Instead, we should interview him and     run a thorough background check... [02:52] Oki     Oh? [02:56] Oki     Now this is unusual. [02:57] Oki     Looks like this has fired up     someone far scarier than me. [03:01] Oki     Rejoice, new guy. [03:05] Oki     He says he'll accept you into     his squad without an interview... [03:17] Oki     If you can defeat Shinsengumi     Third Squad Captain, [03:20] Oki     Saito Shimaru. SIGN    Shinsengumi Third Squad Captain Saito Shimaru SIGN    Wolf of Afro [03:23] Oki     Shimaru-niisan, the man feared as the Wolf of Afro, or "Wolfro." SIGN    Wolfro SIGN    Afros of Life and Death SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan SIGN    Snack Otose [03:37] Gin     Huh? What are you doing? [03:40] Kat     Infiltrating the Shinsengumi to     make them crumble from the inside... [03:46] Gin     ...was the plan, but they beat     you up and threw you out? SIGN    Sugar Content [03:49] Gin     Zura, you should first realize that     you're crumbling on the inside yourself. [03:55] Shin     Still, he beat up Katsura-san so badly. [03:58] Shin     Just who is this Third Squad Captain? [04:01] Kag     You lost the moment you resorted to     cheap tricks like infiltration, Zura. [04:06] Kat     Leader... [04:08] Kat     I'm not Zura. [04:09] Kat     I'm the Special Vice Captain     of the Third Squad, [04:11] Kat     Hashira Afuro! [04:12] Shin     Katsura-san?! [04:15] Kat     Did you really think I'd     lose to a bakufu lapdog? [04:18] Kat     We exchanged blows for an hour, [04:20] Kat     but if Kondo hadn't stopped us,     it wouldn't have ended in a draw. [04:24] Kat     I was exhausted due to fighting     thirty straight battles before, [04:27] Kat     felt alienated in unfamiliar territory, [04:28] Kat     had the afro wig prickling me, [04:30] Kat     was wrought by anxieties about my future, [04:31] Kat     and irritated by a mouth ulcer. [04:32] Kat     Had it not been for those,     I would've won for sure. [04:35] Gin     Just how many excuses have you got? [04:36] Gin     You barely escaped with a draw, didn't you? [04:39] Kat     That said, he was an     opponent worthy of respect. [04:42] Kat     He was so skilled, even Okita     had high praise for him. [04:45] Oki     I'm impressed that you fought     Shimaru-niisan on equal footing. [04:49] Oki     While you didn't win, your     abilities are on par with mine. [04:53] Oki     You pass. [04:54] Oki     And Shimaru-niisan said he wouldn't hold     your stealing his afro gimmick against you. [04:58] Shin     He picked a fight for such a stupid reason?! [05:00] Kat     Most of all, he had a     shockingly discerning eye. [05:02] Kat     He recognized my talents and made     me his vice captain out of the blue. SIGN    Third Squad Saito Shimaru Hashira Afuro [05:05] Kat     He's no ordinary man. [05:06] Shin     There are only two members! [05:08] Shin     Why was this captain the only     person in the squad he's running?! [05:10] Kat     It's not that he was the only one, [05:12] Kat     but rather that he was the     only one cut out for it. [05:15] Kat     Unlike other squads, to maintain Edo's     public order is not the Third Squad's job. [05:19] Kat     Due to its special duties, [05:21] Kat     it's feared as the "Silent Squad." [05:25] Kat     Excuse me. [05:27] Kat     I'm Hashira Afuro, and I am     part of the squad as of today. [05:31] Kat     It's a pleasure to work     with you, Captain Saito. SIGN    Toilet [06:27] Sai     Zed... [06:31] Sai     Zed... [06:34] Kat     S-So this is the Silent Squad?! [06:36] Shin     It just has nothing to do! [06:38] Kat     On top of being a man of few words,     I believe he's also a foreigner. [06:41] Kat     All he ever said was "zed." [06:43] Shin     Those weren't zeds! [06:44] Shin     They were just the Zs of his snoring! [06:46] Shin     And all he did was take a dump and sleep! [06:48] Shin     Special duties, my foot! [06:49] Kat     That's not all. [06:51] Oki     Don't take it the wrong way. [06:53] Oki     Shimaru-niisan may have flashy hair,     but he's extraordinarily shy. [06:57] Oki     I'm closer to him than most, but the last     time I heard his voice was two years ago, [07:01] Oki     when he was holding up the     line at a convenience store. [07:05] (Flashback) Oki     Sorry about that, everyone. [07:07] (Flashback) Oki     Please heat up the lunch box. [07:09] (Flashback) Oki     Is that okay, Shimaru-niisan? [07:11] (Flashback) Sai     Zed... [07:13] Kat     ...was his only reply, apparently. [07:14] Shin     In the end, he didn't say anything at all! [07:17] Shin     He can't even buy a lunch box! Of course     a captain so quiet would end up alone! [07:20] Shin     Everyone else must've run away     'cause they couldn't deal with him! [07:22] Kat     That's not it. [07:24] Kat     As things stood, my infiltration     would've been for naught. [07:27] Kat     So I started making contact with him in a     bid to gain influence in the third squad... [07:33] Kat     Zed? [07:35] Sai     Zed. [07:36] Kat     Zed! [07:37] Sai     Zed... [07:38] Kat     But no matter what I said,     I only got Zs in reply. [07:42] Shin     All you said was Zs, too! [07:44] Kat     Captain Wolfro doesn't     just take dumps all day. [07:48] Kat     He was always working on     some sort of document. [07:54] Kat     When he was in the toilet, I checked it out... [08:01] Shin     A diary? [08:02] Shin     That silent guy was writing a diary? [08:04] Kat     "Today, a new recruit joined my Third Squad. [08:07] Kat     The Shinsengumi doesn't     have room for two afroz. [08:10] Kat     I considered eliminating him, [08:11] Kat     but it's a fact that the Third     Squad needs more memberz." [08:14] Shin     What's with the Zs? [08:15] Shin     Does he end every sentence with Zs?! [08:17] Kat     "I have no choice but to let him join... [08:19] Kat     ...zzzzzzzzzz." [08:20] Shin     He dozed off! [08:21] Shin     Even in his diary, he     wraps things up with Zs?! [08:24] Kat     All it took was one look to     realize that I could use this. [08:27] Shin     Oh, an exchange diary? [08:30] Shin     Even if he gets tongue-tied easily, you might     still be able to communicate on paper. SIGN    Write this part with more flourish. - Afuro-sensei [08:33] Kat     "Write this part with more flourish." [08:36] Shin     Who are you, a teacher with a red pen?! [08:38] Shin     Why are you criticizing his Zs?! [08:40] Kat     Starting an exchange diary     out of nowhere is scary. [08:43] Shin     Playing a teacher with a     red pen should be scarier! [08:45] Kat     After that, I found this entry. SIGN    Hashira Afuro ¯ [08:49] Shin     Huh? What is this? [08:50] Shin     What does it mean? [08:51] Kat     When I replied to that as such... SIGN    Hashira Afuro ¯ SIGN    Boop Beep Bam Boom Chaka Boom Beep Boop Bow Boom Shakalaka - Prince of Cannock's Theme [08:55] Shin     What the hell are you writing     down in someone's diary?! [08:57] Kat     ...I found this written the next day. SIGN    Hashira Afuro 7 SIGN    Boop Beep Bam Boom Chaka Boom Beep Boop Bow Boom Shakalaka - Prince of Cannock's Theme [09:02] Kat     And the day after that... SIGN    Hashira Afuro z SIGN    Boop Beep Bam Boom Chaka Boom Beep Boop Bow Boom Shakalaka - Prince of Cannock's Theme [09:05] Shin     Wait a second. [09:06] Shin     This thing under your name... [09:08] Shin     He's trying to write "Z," isn't he? [09:10] Shin     What happens once it's complete? [09:13] Kat     When I took a closer look at     the diary, I found this... [09:18] Shin     What the hell?! [09:19] Shin     You found something totally terrifying! [09:22] Kat     I checked, [09:23] Kat     and the names written there belonged     to former members of the Third Squad. [09:28] Kat     They had all broken the Shinsengumi Code, [09:31] Kat     and were suspected of having     shady links with Joi Rebels. [09:35] Kat     In other words, they were men who'd     betrayed the Shinsengumi in some way. [09:41] Kat     And as is obvious from looking     at the Third Squad now, [09:44] Kat     their names are all gone from the roster. [09:48] Kat     You get it by now, right? [09:49] Kat     Basically, the reason the     Third Squad has no members [09:52] Kat     is because they were all purged by that man. [09:57] Kat     He deliberately recruited traitors into     his squad and punished them in secret. [10:01] Kat     That's the secret behind the "Silent     Squad," Shinsengumi Third Squad. [10:09] Shin     That means... [10:11] Shin     He knows who you are already! [10:13] Shin     Doesn't that mean he let you     join so he could kill you?! [10:16] Shin     Doesn't that mean you'll be dead when     the Z in the diary is completed?! [10:20] Kat     If he knew who I was, the Z     would've been completed by now. [10:24] Kat     He probably only suspects me at the moment. [10:27] Gin     Zura. [10:27] Gin     You're free to be purged or become an afro, [10:31] Gin     but could you not bring me trouble? [10:34] Gin     I'll kill you, seriously. [10:35] Kat     What are you saying, Gintoki? [10:36] Kat     Sure, it's risky, but if I play my cards right, [10:40] Kat     I could use the Third Squad to purge the     Shinsengumi brass in one fell swoop! [10:55] Gin     Hey, could this be... [10:58] Shin     It's already too late?! SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [11:09] Kat     That silhouette which resembles     a younger Tsurube II... [11:13] Kat     No doubt about it. It's Captain Wolfro. [11:15] Kag     Did he finally figure out who     you are and come to kill you? [11:18] Gin     Do something about this. [11:20] Gin     At this rate, we'll be     mistaken for terrorists, too. [11:24] Kat     What are you saying, Gintoki? [11:26] Kat     Aren't we afro bros, bound by frizzy hair? [11:29] Gin     Whose hair are you calling an afro?! [11:33] ---     Huh? [11:36] Shin     The afro silhouette's gone— [11:38] Shin     Eek! He broke in from the back?! [11:41] Gin     Hide Zura! Hide Zura! [11:43] ---     Wh-Who is you?! [11:45] ---     How dare you barge into     someone's house with an afro? [11:46] ---     D-Don't you think you're being rude?! [11:48] ---     Hey! What do you think you're doing? [11:51] ---     Take off your afro first! [11:53] ---     We're not cultivating any shady afros here! [11:57] ---     Hey, hold up! [12:02] Gin     Give it a rest. [12:03] Shin     Gin-san! [12:04] Gin     I don't care if you're a cop or whatever. [12:07] Gin     The Sakata house is governed by its own laws. [12:10] Gin     If you keep dropping your filthy,     frizzy hair all over the place, [12:12] Gin     you'll have to pay with     more than your pubes, boss. [12:40] Gin     He just took a dump and left! [12:42] Shin     What did he even come here to do?! [12:44] Kag     We didn't get it because he was silent, [12:46] Kag     but it looks like he simply     wanted to use the toilet. [12:48] Shin     Could he have been any more misleading?! [12:51] Gin     Guess it's true that he's a man     of exceedingly few words. [12:53] Gin     He was going around searching     for a toilet, not Zura, huh? [12:56] Gin     Just how close was he to soiling himself? [12:57] Gin     What kind of cop takes a dump and     leaves without saying a word? [13:01] Kag     It wasn't just nuggets he left behind. SIGN    Application To Odd Jobs [13:07] Shin     He was here with a job request?! [13:09] Gin     H-Hey... [13:11] Gin     Zura, this... [13:12] Gin     Wait, where'd Zura go?! [13:18] Kat     If I don't strike first, I'll be     exposed and purged before long. [13:22] Kat     I must kill before I'm killed. [13:25] Gin     "To Odd Jobs, [13:26] Gin     I apologize for this sudden letter." [13:29] Sai     I'm Z, a civil servant working in Edo. [13:33] Sai     I seek your help to resolve a     long-standing problem of mine, [13:38] Sai     which is why I'm writing an     anonymous letter to you folkz. [13:40] Shin     Uh, it may be anonymous,     but it couldn't be more obvious. [13:42] Shin     A bunch of things are totally exposed here. [13:44] Sai     I've always been called     a silent, cool person, [13:49] Sai     but that's not true. [13:50] Sai     What if my small talk falls flat? [13:52] Sai     What if I stutter? [13:54] Sai     What if they find my voice weird? [13:56] Sai     What if they think I'm getting cocky because [13:58] Sai     I suddenly speak up after     staying silent for so long? [14:01] Sai     I have all these negative thoughts before     I speak, so I stay silent out of fear. [14:04] Sai     But in truth, I'm just a normal guy     who wants to have fun conversationz. [14:09] Shin     He was troubled by it! [14:09] Shin     Captain Wolfro is surprisingly timid! [14:12] Sai     But whenever I try to talk to people,     I get nervous and my tummy aches, [14:17] Sai     so I always end up in toiletz. [14:19] Shin     That's why he's always taking dumps? [14:21] Sai     What if they think I do     nothing but take dumps? [14:23] Sai     What if they think my lower mouth's awfully     talkative even though I'm so silent? [14:27] Sai     What if they think, though my name means     "end," my own end doesn't work so well? [14:30] Sai     Thinking about all that put me at     an even greater loss for wordz. [14:33] Shin     Just how delicate is he?! [14:35] Sai     Ironically, the higher-ups     liked my silent nature [14:37] Sai     and put me in charge of     secret investigations. [14:40] Sai     Before long, I could only     speak in diary entriez. [14:43] Sai     And one day, [14:45] Sai     my men found my "Prospective Friendz" list, [14:48] Sai     the Z List in short, which     I'd been compiling in secret. [14:50] Shin     That's what the Z stood for?! [14:52] Sai     They read too much into it and fled, [14:55] Sai     and even though I'd finally found     people I might be able to talk to, [14:58] Sai     I ended up having to punish     them with my own handz. [15:01] Shin     He has an innate ability     to fish out shady people! [15:03] Shin     I feel for the guy, but he's perfectly     suited for secret investigations! [15:06] Sai     I didn't want to kill my comrades anymore,     even if they had broken the Code. [15:11] Sai     So I gave up on talking and     was living my life in solitude [15:15] Sai     when that man suddenly     appeared in front of my eyez. [15:18] Sai     I kept silent, but he didn't let that faze him. [15:22] Sai     He kept talking to me frankly multiple timez. [15:25] Sai     Looking at his brazen yet resolute figure [15:28] Sai     cleared my mind of all doubtz. [15:31] Sai     The one who would be my friend... SIGN    Hashira Afuro z [15:36] Sai     ...was Hashira Afuro, and no one elz. [15:37] Shin     Uh, that guy should be at     the top of your hit-list! [15:41] Sai     "But as for how to talk to him,     I'm completely out of ideaz. [15:44] Sai     I'd be forever grateful if you     could offer me some advice." [15:47] Shin     Oh my God! [15:48] Shin     Never mind purging Katsura-san, [15:50] Shin     he's trying to make friends with him     without realizing he's an enemy! [15:52] Kag     We should tell him that [15:54] Kag     the moron has infiltrated the Shinsengumi     with evil intentions in mind. [15:57] Shin     But then Katsura-san will get purged. [16:00] Shin     Gin-san, what do we do? [16:02] Gin     Man, this has turned into a pain in the ass. [16:05] Gin     We ended up accepting a lot of money, too. [16:08] Gin     But he's saying he doesn't want     to kill his friends anymore, [16:11] Gin     so we can't make him kill Zura. [16:14] Gin     In which case, having     them truly become friends [16:16] Gin     might be the easiest way out of this mess. [16:19] Gin     They're enemies, but if     Zura gets attached to him, [16:22] Gin     he might withdraw. [16:24] Shin     Is that even possible? [16:25] Shin     The two of them are Shinsengumi     and Joi Rebel, you know. [16:27] Gin     Who the hell do you think I am? [16:29] Gin     I was born through a pair     of smooth-talking lips... [16:32] Gin     Down there, that is. [16:32] Shin     That goes for everyone. [16:34] Gin     I'm well aware of Zura's quirks. [16:37] Gin     Bring me a pen and paper. [16:40] Gin     Z-san, I understand your long-standing     loneliness so much, it hurts. [16:45] Gin     But don't you think you're     being a bit overeager? [16:48] Gin     You've been silent for years, [16:50] Gin     so it's impossible for you to     become talkative overnight. [16:54] Gin     Besides, Zura— [16:56] Gin     People don't pay too much     attention to what others say. [17:00] Gin     Why don't you start off     with listening to them? [17:04] Kat     Captain Saito. [17:08] Kat     I made you tea. [17:10] Kat     It's about time for a break, wouldn't you say? [17:15] Kat     I must get rid of this man at once [17:18] Kat     and gain control of the     Third Squad, no matter what. [17:21] Kat     While it pains me to use such a     dirty trick, I poisoned this tea. [17:24] Kat     It is for a just cause. [17:26] Kat     I cannot be picky about my methods. [17:33] Kat     Help yourself. [17:37] Gin     Even if you can't speak, you can     listen to others, nod, and smile. [17:41] Gin     That's all it takes to have     a successful conversation. [17:44] Gin     A smile, especially, can     be used in any situation, [17:47] Gin     making it an excellent communication tool. [17:56] Gin     If you're at a loss, smile. [17:57] Gin     Please keep that in mind. [18:02] Kat     Wh-What's with that smile?! [18:04] Kat     Don't tell me... He realized?! [18:07] Kat     Impossible! [18:08] Kat     This poison has no taste or odor! [18:09] Kat     It should be impossible to     notice with the naked eye! [18:12] Kat     But this smile practically     screams that he's realized! [18:14] Kat     He's totally realized! [18:17] Kat     Is he telling me he'll accept my     challenge head-on with a smile? [18:20] Kat     No, it can't be. I must be imagining things. [18:22] Kat     A smile this creepy couldn't possibly exist! [18:25] Kat     His face is probably just     twitching out of exhaustion! [18:29] Kat     This is the end, Wolfro! [18:32] Gin     When you're the listener, there may be     times when the other person stops talking. [18:38] Gin     At such times, [18:41] Gin     try causing a minor "accident" of sorts. [18:48] Gin     Mishaps are a far superior     conversation topic than mere words. [18:57] Kat     F-Forgive me! [18:59] Kat     That tea was too hot! [19:01] Kat     I'll go make some more! [19:06] Gin     His smile is way too scary! [19:09] Shin     That was a total bust. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [19:11] Shin     Instead of making him Wolfro's friend,     it only made Katsura-san more cautious! [19:14] Gin     I thought it'd be better than     making him talk unnaturally, [19:17] Gin     but even his smile was unnatural, huh? [19:18] Kag     What now? He sent us a letter to complain. SIGN    I've been doing as you said and smiling since then, but people are keeping their distance even more now. Even my diarrhea's gotten worse. Did I do something wrong? Did my asshole do something wrong? Please respond. - Civil Servant Z [19:21] Shin     This is bad. [19:22] Shin     He's dropping that smile all over the place. [19:23] Shin     He's growing more and more isolated! [19:25] Gin     Man, screw it. [19:27] Gin     Z-san, let's move on to the next step. [19:30] Gin     Small talk might make you self-conscious,     but making necessary conversation is easy. [19:35] Gin     Among those, conversations     about work are most effective. [19:38] Gin     Try taking him along for work and     answering any questions he may have. [19:43] Shin     Well, he managed to bring     him along all right, [19:45] Shin     but Katsura-san's being super wary! [19:47] Shin     He's not going to ask any questions! [19:48] Gin     Now, now. [19:49] Gin     Once they get to work, they'll have     to talk, whether they like it or not. [20:04] Shin     Now he's speechless! [20:06] Shin     This sucks! Unknown to us,     Elizabeth-san was captured! [20:10] Shin     What's worse, Saito-san is     also in charge of torture! [20:12] Gin     Wait, why is he wearing a     Shinsengumi uniform, too? [20:15] Gin     Was he trying to sneak in with that?     Did he really think they wouldn't find out?! [20:18] Shin     A conversation's out of the question now. [20:20] Shin     Katsura-san's going to     explode for sure this time! SIGN    K-Katsura-san! [20:26] Kat     This is a great sandbag! [20:28] Shin     He cast him aside without     a moment's hesitation! [20:30] Kat     Where'd you find this? [20:31] Kat     I'd love to have one at home, too. [20:35] Kat     Damn you, Wolfro! [20:36] Kat     Did you think you could trap me with this? [20:39] Kat     Elizabeth, now is the time to endure. [20:41] Kat     I promise to avenge you— [20:45] Kat     Elizabeth... SIGN    Feeding Zabeth Rotation Mon - Saito Tue - Hashira Wed - Saito Thu - Saito Fri - Hashira [20:57] Shin     He domesticated him?! [20:58] Shin     I thought he caught and tortured him, but     he was just keeping Elizabeth-san as a pet! SIGN    There, there. SIGN    Purr, purr. [21:03] Gin     He's really taken a liking to him! The     two silent types have made a connection! [21:07] Kat     H-How could this be?! [21:10] Kat     In such a short time, he tamed     Elizabeth even more than I did?! [21:15] Kat     Say it isn't so, Elizabe— [21:20] Kat     I can't believe it. [21:21] Kat     I don't believe it! [21:23] Shin     What is he doing?! [21:25] Shin     Never mind throwing the Shinsengumi into a     panic, he's the one who's panicking most! [21:29] Gin     But this might be for the best. [21:33] Gin     A Shinsengumi officer and a Joi Rebel     becoming friends was impossible to begin with. [21:38] Gin     Zura will surely learn     his lesson and withdraw. [21:43] Gin     This was for the best. It really was. SIGN    One Month Later [22:00] Kat     Let's go, [22:04] Kat     Shinsengumi Third Squad! [22:06] Kat     Afro Squad, charge in! [22:07] All     Yeah! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Afuro and Wolfro [23:46] Sai     Next week, "Afuro and Wolfro" airz. SIGN    We thought this story would end in one episode, SIGN    but in the Third Squad, for some reason Hashira Afuro's in charge of thingz? SIGN    The strategy used by Katsura (currently Hashira) puts Saito Shimaru in a real predicament. SIGN    What will happen to the Shinsengumi and Shimaruzzzz...