E290 - Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

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[00:04] M
    Kaientai log:
[00:07] M
    Meeting at Planet Nanking.
[00:09] G
    First Lassun Gorilla, then Mossan.
[00:11] G
    What do you think will be the
    next big trend, Sakamoto-san?
[00:14] Sak
    We traders don't wait for
    trends. We create them.
[00:19] Sak
    We have to be trailblazers
    that guide the populace.
[00:23] G
    Oh? Then what would you say
    people's hearts seek right now?
[00:30] Sak
    Bags with room for 50 million!
[00:32] Sak
    Quit dawdlin' and load
    'em on the ship already!
[00:35] G
    Governor... I mean, Captain. It won't fit!
[00:38] Sak
    It will!
[00:38] G
    No, these bags clearly don't
    have room for 50 million!
[00:42] Sak
    I'm tellin' you, it'll fit.
[00:44] Sak
    In reality, 50 million is just a bunch
    of paper, so if you stuff it in—
[00:46] G
    It won't fit! The zipper won't close!
[00:49] M
    Hey, Sakamoto.
[00:50] Sak
    Worry not.
[00:52] Sak
    In the near future,
[00:54] Sak
    an era is sure to come where someone
    could lend you 50 million at any time.
[00:58] Sak
    These will be all the rage then.
[00:59] M
    They're nothing but bags, though.
[01:01] Sak
    All products mean nothin' 'til
    they make it to store shelves.
[01:05] Sak
    They're no different from this pebble.
[01:07] Sak
    Traders are alchemists who derive
    value from nothin' to turn a profit.
[01:13] Sak
    This pebble, too, shines in a
    way that jewels cannot imitate.
[01:20] Sak
    And discoverin' that is our job.
[01:26] M
    With those words, the man cackled
    in the same way he did back then,
[01:31] M
    filled his pockets with pebbles,
[01:33] M
    and set sail across the sea of stars.
SIGN    Always Leave Enough Room 
    for Fifty Million in Your Bag
SIGN    Snack Bar  Smile
SIGN    Mutsu's Request: Watch this program in a bright
    room and at a safe distance from your TV.
[03:13] G
    What?
[03:14] G
    Can we really have these, Sakamoto-san?
[03:16] Sak
    Take it and go, you thieves!
[03:18] Sak
    They're leftovers, anyway!
[03:20] Tae
    Um...
[03:22] Tae
    Are you sure about this?
[03:24] Sak
    Absolutely. Don't worry 'bout it.
[03:25] Sak
    One of my business ventures
    didn't pan out, you see.
[03:27] Sak
    Bags were never meant to store 50 million,
[03:30] Sak
    but rather the ulterior motives of men.
[03:33] Sak
    On that note, Oryo-chan,
[03:35] Sak
    I'd like 50 million yen's worth of ser—
[03:39] M
    I see now.
[03:41] M
    Looks like we've found a use for pebbles,
[03:44] M
    both you and me.
[03:45] Sak
    Wait, Mutsu! I can expl—
[03:47] M
    If you're goin' to use this
    for your ulterior motives,
[03:50] M
    then I'll use it to recoup our losses.
[03:54] M
    Dump him in the ocean.
[03:55] M
    I've completed all the
    life insurance paperwork.
[03:57] G
    Right away.
[03:58] Sak
    M-Mutsu?!
[03:59] Gin
    I'll take 20% of that as commission, then.
[04:02] Sak
    K-Kintoki!
[04:04] Sak
    Were you the one who ratted me out?
[04:06] Sak
    You'd best remember this, Kintoki!
[04:08] Gin
    How about you remember my name first?
[04:13] Gin
    Pebbles, eh?
[04:15] Gin
    With crap like that in his pockets,
[04:17] Gin
    no wonder the company's sinking.
[04:19] Gin
    The captain himself is
    the biggest dead weight,
[04:22] Gin
    so you must have it rough, Vice Captain.
[04:24] M
    Has he always been like that?
[04:27] Gin
    Beats me.
[04:29] Gin
    But he was already a moron
    by the time I first met him.
[04:36] Gin
    Born in Tosa
[04:37] Gin
    to a merchant family that was
    well-known in those parts,
[04:41] Gin
    he was mistaken to be a leader of men
[04:43] Gin
    and joined the war.
[04:45] (Flashback) Tak
    So that's the Lord of the Southern Sea,
[04:47] (Flashback) Tak
    the Dragon of Katsurahama,
[04:48] (Flashback) Tak
    Sakamoto Tatsuma.
[04:50] (Flashback) Kat
    I'm not Katsurahama. I'm Katsura.
[04:52] (Flashback) Tak
    I wasn't talking about you.
[04:55] (Flashback) Tak
    He has quite the air of certainty to him.
[04:56] (Flashback) Kat
    I'm not Certain. I'm Katsura.
[04:58] (Flashback) Tak
    I wasn't talking about you.
[05:00] (Flashback) Gin
    This sucks.
[05:02] (Flashback) Gin
    Little rich boys and I don't get along.
[05:04] (Flashback) Gin
    Damn self-righteous spoiled brats
    don't know shit about hard work.
[05:08] (Flashback) Gin
    We've already got one, the firstborn
    of a certain samurai family.
[05:11] (Flashback) Gin
    Though I guess he's more
    stillborn than firstborn.
[05:14] (Flashback) Gin
    I bet that ship's a toy his
    daddy bought for him, too.
[05:17] (Flashback) Gin
    Reminds me of a certain runt who got
    his daddy to buy him a Lego regiment
[05:20] (Flashback) Gin
    so he could pretend to be commander.
[05:22] (Flashback) Gin
    Never built a track for Mini-4WDs
    with cardboard boxes, right?
[05:24] (Flashback) Gin
    Just so you know,
[05:25] (Flashback) Gin
    the only reason your lives are
    on the right track is because
[05:28] (Flashback) Gin
    your daddies bought you
    the whole damn track.
[05:30] (Flashback) Gin
    All it means is that your
    daddies are hotshots.
[05:33] (Flashback) Tak
    Whose troops are you calling Lego blocks?
[05:35] (Flashback) Tak
    Besides, I was disowned a long time ago.
[05:38] (Flashback) Gin
    What? I never said I was talking about you.
[05:42] (Flashback) Gin
    Takasagi-kun, you actually
    thought your family was rich?
[05:45] (Flashback) Gin
    You actually call yourself Richie Rich?
[05:48] (Flashback) Kat
    Would you two cut that out?
[05:50] (Flashback) Kat
    I'm not into Richie Rich.
    I like Archie Comics better!
[05:52] (Flashback) Tak
    Look, you just keep your mouth shut.
[05:55] (Flashback) Gin
    Hey, look at him.
[05:56] (Flashback) Tak
    What's he laughing for?
[05:59] (Flashback) Gin
    Don't look down on Takasugi-kun, you bastard!
[06:02] (Flashback) Tak
    Takasugi-kun, my foot.
[06:03] (Flashback) Tak
    He's looking down on us because of you.
[06:06] (Flashback) Gin
    Hey, whatcha gigglin' at?
[06:10] (Flashback) Gin
    What's so funny about Takasugi-kun?
[06:12] (Flashback) Gin
    'Cause "Taka" means "high," but he's so low?
[06:14] (Flashback) Tak
    You're the one looking down on me.
[06:15] (Flashback) Gin
    You might not believe it,
    but Takasugi-kun's friend count
[06:17] (Flashback) Gin
    is three times lower than Tamo-san's!
[06:20] (Flashback) Tak
    You weren't talking about my height?
[06:21] (Flashback) Gin
    Hey, whatcha ignoring us for?
[06:24] (Flashback) Gin
    Keep looking down on us,
    and we'll take you out!
[06:26] (Flashback) Gin
    We'll kick the rebel right out of you!
[06:27] (Flashback) Gin
    I'm telling you to quit laughing!
[06:29] (Flashback) Gin
    Takasugi-kun, wanna kick his ass?
    Give him some divine punishment?
[06:32] (Flashback) Gin
    What's with this guy?
[06:34] (Flashback) Gin
    He's not intimidated at all.
[06:36] (Flashback) Gin
    Not only that, he's ignoring us
[06:38] (Flashback) Gin
    and staring at the battlefield 
    with a smile on his face.
[06:41] (Flashback) Gin
    He might just be a man among men.
[06:44] (Flashback) Gin
    We might just have found 
    ourselves a great leader.
[06:49] (Flashback) Sak
    Oh, sorry 'bout that.
[06:51] (Flashback) Sak
    I got seasick,
[06:54] (Flashback) Sak
    so I was staring at the horizon.
[06:56] (Flashback) Sak
    I didn't notice you there.
[06:58] (Flashback) Sak
    Wait, who are you guys?
[07:00] (Flashback) Bo
    Divine punishment!
[07:07] Gin
    From the moment I met him, Sakamoto
    Tatsuma was Sakamoto Tatsuma.
[07:11] Gin
    With the people skills to con
    his way into anyone's purse,
[07:16] Gin
    he secured financial backing,
[07:17] Gin
    raised funds,
[07:18] Gin
    and procured weapons...
[07:20] Gin
    He got us a ton of money,
    almost as if he were a con man.
[07:23] Gin
    Even on the battlefield,
    he fought not with a sword,
[07:26] Gin
    but with the weapon called trade.
[07:29] Gin
    You can't wage war without troops,
[07:32] Gin
    but those troops can't fight without money.
[07:35] Gin
    That con man was the one supporting our war.
[07:38] M
    So basically, he polished
    the troops, his products,
[07:41] M
    until they could be displayed
    on the shelves of war?
[07:45] M
    You guys are pebbles he picked up, too, huh?
[07:48] Gin
    Maybe so.
[07:50] M
    And it's thanks to you that
[07:51] M
    he has this bad habit of puttin'
    unprofitable products on store shelves.
[07:56] M
    Talk about a pain in the ass.
[07:59] Gin
    No wonder they call you the Razor XO.
[08:02] Gin
    Your tongue's so sharp, it could
    shave the beard right off one's chin.
[08:05] M
    But hey, Miss Vice Captain,
[08:07] M
    aren't you a pebble that
    moron picked up, too?
[08:17] Sak
    I can't believe they actually dumped me.
[08:20] Sak
    How they've grown, to be able to
    treat their captain like this.
[08:23] Sak
    They've taken their first
    step to independence.
[08:25] Sak
    I get it.
[08:26] Sak
    I get it already, so could you rescue me now?
[08:29] Sak
    Hey, I know one of you
    is standin' by somewhere!
[08:32] Sak
    I've realized the error of my
    ways. That's enough, right?
[08:38] Sak
    Somebody help me, please!
[08:41] Sak
    Anybody!
[08:42] M
    That man...
[08:44] (Flashback) Sak
    SOS!
[08:46] (Flashback) Sak
    I'm not a suspicious man!
[08:50] M
    He was tied up and floatin' in
    the middle of an ocean so dark,
[08:53] M
    you couldn't tell where it
    ended and the sky began.
[08:56] Gin
    He hasn't made any progress at all, huh?
[08:59] M
    It was back when he'd just left the Joi War
[09:02] M
    and was startin' to dabble in space trade.
[09:06] M
    Apparently he'd fallen prey
    to some shady business.
[09:08] M
    And he just happened to be
    rescued by the ship I was on,
[09:13] M
    a slave ship of the Chidori Space Pirates.
[09:15] Gin
    Slave ship?
[09:17] M
    At the time, they were considered
    the most powerful crime syndicate
[09:20] M
    after the Harusame.
[09:22] M
    Their profits came primarily
    from human trafficking.
[09:25] M
    On the ship were people who were kidnapped,
[09:27] M
    sold into slavery, or abandoned.
[09:29] M
    And I was there with 'em.
[09:31] Gin
    You...
[09:33] (Flashback) G
    There's a weird guy in the water.
[09:35] (Flashback) G
    He seems to be crying for help.
[09:37] (Flashback) G
    What do we do,
[09:39] (Flashback) G
    Mutsu-sama?
[09:40] (Flashback) M
    Pick him up and throw him in the slave cages.
[09:42] Gin
    You were on that side?!
[09:44] Gin
    You were the seller, not the sellee?!
[09:47] Gin
    You were a space pirate?!
[09:49] M
    Chill out. It was just a part-time job.
[09:51] Gin
    A part-time kidnapper is even scarier!
[09:55] M
    Vice Commander of the Chidori
    Space Pirates' Second Division,
[09:58] M
    Diamond Princess Mutsu.
[10:01] M
    My shift was Tuesday through Friday.
[10:04] Gin
    Part-time, my ass! You were clearly the chief!
[10:07] M
    What else could I do?
[10:08] M
    My dad was the CEO.
[10:10] Gin
    What do you mean, your dad was the CEO?!
[10:11] Gin
    Are you the Pirate King's daughter?
[10:13] Gin
    Do you know where One Piece is?!
[10:14] M
    In truth, even I wanted to do girly things
[10:16] M
    like goin' to fancy cafés
    to extort protection money,
[10:20] M
    or cute little cake shops to get rid
    of traitors who were sellin' cakes
[10:25] M
    with a different kinda powder mixed in.
[10:27] M
    But my dad forced me—
[10:28] Gin
    What part of that is girly?! It's not all
    that different from human trafficking!
[10:32] Gin
    So, what? You're not an Earthling?
[10:34] Gin
    What's with the Tosa dialect, then?
[10:35] M
    I caught it from Sakamoto.
[10:38] Gin
    How did a pirate like you
[10:41] Gin
    end up doing business with
    a slave you picked up?
[10:45] M
    That's simple.
[10:47] M
    He,
[10:48] M
    Sakamoto Tatsuma,
[10:50] M
    bought me along with the slave ship.
[10:53] M
    Rather, he bought the entire
    Kaientai from the pirates.
[11:02] Sak
    Man, now that's what you call
    a near-death experience.
[11:06] Sak
    You're lifesavers. I don't
    know how to thank you.
[11:09] Sak
    Huh? I get the feeling this
    has happened before.
[11:14] G
    What a coincidence.
[11:16] G
    We have a feeling this
    has happened before, too.
[11:20] G
    This reminds us of the time we picked
    up a con man drifting in the ocean,
[11:23] G
    who then stole our ship, our leader,
[11:26] G
    and everything from us.
[11:29] G
    Long time no see, Con—
[11:35] Sak
    Oh, sorry about that. I got cranesick.
[11:38] Sak
    Could I get some medicine for that?
[11:47] (Flashback) M
    I don't know why you were drifting
    in the middle of the ocean,
[11:52] (Flashback) M
    but it's hard to say whether you're lucky or
    unlucky, bein' picked up by a slave ship.
[11:57] (Flashback) Sak
    Are you the cap'n of this ship?
[12:00] (Flashback) Sak
    It's a nice ship.
[12:02] (Flashback) G
    What do you think you're doing?
[12:04] (Flashback) Sak
    It's well-maintained,
    and its crew's well-trained.
[12:07] (Flashback) Sak
    Proves that it has a stellar cap'n.
[12:10] (Flashback) Sak
    I've made up my mind.
[12:12] (Flashback) Sak
    This ship now belongs to Sakamoto Tatsuma!
[12:17] (Flashback) G
    Say what? Do you realize
    the situation you're in?
[12:20] (Flashback) G
    You're a slave now!
[12:22] (Flashback) G
    You're not here to shop,
    but to be shopped for!
[12:25] (Flashback) Sak
    With this ship, I could run
    a fine business in space.
[12:29] (Flashback) Sak
    It's used, so you'll give
    me a good price, right?
[12:31] (Flashback) G
    Listen to me, damn it!
[12:33] (Flashback) Sak
    Quiet, you.
[12:34] (Flashback) Sak
    I'm talkin' to the cap'n here.
[12:39] (Flashback) G
    What an amusing man.
[12:42] (Flashback) G
    It'd be a shame to make him a slave.
[12:45] (Flashback) G
    But she's not the captain.
[12:47] (Flashback) G
    C-Commander!
[12:49] (Flashback) G
    If you have something to say, I'll hear—
[12:54] (Flashback) G
    What have you done to the commander?!
[12:56] (Flashback) Sak
    Sorry about that.
[12:58] (Flashback) Sak
    I love ships, but I get seasick easily.
[13:01] (Flashback) Sak
    Oh, thanks for the sick sack.
[13:03] (Flashback) G
    That's not a sick sack!
[13:05] (Flashback) G
    It's the commander's ball sack!
[13:09] (Flashback) M
    Take him to the cages already.
[13:11] (Flashback) M
    I'm not about to do business with a slave.
[13:14] (Flashback) M
    We pirates do business using slaves.
[13:17] (Flashback) Sak
    I know, I know.
[13:20] (Flashback) Sak
    I'm makin' this offer fully
    aware of what you're sellin'.
[13:24] (Flashback) Sak
    I'll buy this ship, slaves and all.
[13:28] Gin
    Slaves and all?
[13:29] Gin
    What's that supposed to mean?
[13:31] M
    Exactly what it sounds like.
[13:33] M
    That man's a far sleazier
    con man than mere pirates.
[13:39] G
    Vice Captain!
[13:40] G
    Th-This is bad!
[13:41] G
    The captain... Sakamoto-san...
[13:45] G
    Do you hear me, members of Kaientai?
[13:48] G
    Quickly abandon your ships
    and return them to us!
[13:52] G
    If you resist, your captain
    can kiss his life goodbye!
[13:57] G
    You will return everything you stole from us!
[14:02] G
    With interest, of course!
[14:07] G
    Commander, they're not responding.
[14:10] G
    Commander!
[14:11] G
    I hear you!
[14:12] G
    Curse him. Not once, but twice...
[14:14] G
    He didn't just make me lose face, he puked on it,
[14:17] G
    and ruined my all-important intro scene!
[14:20] G
    I'm at the end of my patience!
[14:21] G
    Cannons at the ready!
[14:25] G
    Show them how serious we are,
[14:29] G
    and how terrifying space pirates can be!
[14:31] G
    Fire!
[14:34] G
    Commander!
[14:37] G
    Those guys fired at us!
[14:38] G
    Don't they care what
    happens to their captain?
[14:41] M
    It matters not.
[14:42] M
    This is a chance to get rid
    of that good-for-nothing!
[14:44] M
    Fire!
[14:45] Sak
    Mutsu?!
[14:48] M
    Listen up.
[14:50] M
    Keep them distracted until
    I sneak aboard their ship.
[14:54] G
    Yes, ma'am! Good luck!
[14:56] M
    Let's go, Shaggy White.
[14:58] G
    Why me too?!
[15:02] G
    Hang on a sec!
[15:03] G
    I can't swim!
[15:04] M
    You're the ones who created
    Shaggy Black over there.
[15:08] M
    Clean up your mess.
[15:10] M
    But I never knew those stragglers
    were waiting to take their revenge.
[15:15] M
    Hurry, or we'll be too late.
[15:16] Gin
    What the hell do you want to do?
[15:18] Gin
    Save him, or not?!
[15:24] (Flashback) W
    Give me a bigger discount!
[15:25] (Flashback) Sak
    Come on, now.
[15:27] (Flashback) Sak
    Are you trying to make me go bankrupt?
[15:29] (Flashback) Sak
    Oh, all right.
[15:32] (Flashback) Sak
    Let's call it a deal with your
    pickled radishes from dinner.
[15:35] (Flashback) G
    Sakamoto-san gave in to
    the old lady's bargaining!
[15:38] (Flashback) G
    Old ladies really are shrewd shoppers.
[15:41] (Flashback) G
    I went through hell to hide
    this bottle of alcohol,
[15:44] (Flashback) G
    and now I'm giving it away
    for pickled radishes.
[15:49] (Flashback) M
    What do you think you're doing?
[15:53] (Flashback) Sak
    Oh, hey, Cap'n.
[15:54] (Flashback) Sak
    I'm trading, as you can see.
[15:56] (Flashback) Sak
    Anyway, how about it? Have you made
    up your mind to sell the ship yet?
[15:58] (Flashback) M
    Dream on.
[16:00] (Flashback) M
    You're a slave.
[16:02] (Flashback) M
    I thought I told you to learn your place.
[16:04] (Flashback) Sak
    And I thought I told you I
    was a trader, not a slave.
[16:08] (Flashback) M
    Even though you have no money?
[16:10] (Flashback) Sak
    I'll just pay in installments.
[16:12] (Flashback) Sak
    I'm sure to become a trader
    known across the universe.
[16:16] (Flashback) Sak
    Just look at my customers.
[16:18] (Flashback) Sak
    Being able to put smiles on people's
    faces with a cheap bottle of alcohol
[16:21] (Flashback) Sak
    is what makes trading so much fun.
[16:23] (Flashback) Sak
    You can sell people all you want,
[16:25] (Flashback) Sak
    but if that doesn't make anybody smile,
[16:27] (Flashback) Sak
    then that trade is boring, no
    matter how much money it makes.
[16:30] (Flashback) Sak
    It's written all over your face.
[16:32] (Flashback) M
    I don't seek pleasure from work.
[16:35] (Flashback) M
    I just do my job, is all.
[16:36] (Flashback) G
    Precisely.
[16:39] (Flashback) G
    Mutsu-sama, you'll eventually
    succeed the Fleet Admiral,
[16:41] (Flashback) G
    so you carry a huge responsibility.
[16:44] (Flashback) G
    Please refrain from behavior that
    would disappoint your father.
[16:49] (Flashback) G
    Like, for example,
[16:50] (Flashback) G
    taking interest in some slave—
[16:56] (Flashback) Sak
    You've had too much to drink, Gran.
[16:58] (Flashback) Gr
    Sorry about that, Commander.
[17:00] (Flashback) G
    Would you guys knock it off?!
[17:02] (Flashback) G
    Just when am I going to get to show my face?!
[17:04] (Flashback) G
    Who the hell brought alcohol in here?!
[17:07] (Flashback) G
    Come, Mutsu-sama.
[17:09] (Flashback) G
    We must leave this filthy place at once.
[17:12] (Flashback) M
    You're the filthy one. Get away from me.
[17:14] (Flashback) G
    Mutsu-sama!
[17:17] (Flashback) G
    Please stop acting like a spoiled child.
[17:20] (Flashback) G
    Surely you understand why your
    father left you in my care.
[17:25] (Flashback) G
    He also told me
[17:28] (Flashback) G
    that you and I would run Chidori someday,
[17:33] (Flashback) G
    and asked me to stay by your side and
    support you, both at work and in private.
[17:38] (Flashback) M
    Are you saying that's part of my
    duties as a pirate's daughter, too?
[17:42] (Flashback) G
    No, Mutsu-sama.
[17:44] (Flashback) G
    For a long time, I've lov—
[17:49] (Flashback) M
    Sorry...
[17:54] M
    He was right on the money.
[17:56] M
    It was a most boring family business,
[17:58] M
    and a most boring life.
[18:01] M
    Born as a pirate's daughter,
    and raised as a pirate,
[18:05] M
    I just did my job as told.
[18:08] M
    My actions never put a
    smile on anyone's face.
[18:11] M
    I always thought business
    was about exploiting people.
[18:16] M
    That was the first time I'd ever seen a
    trader who actually gave people something.
[18:23] (Flashback) Sak
    Hey, Cap'n.
[18:24] (Flashback) Sak
    What, are you peeking at us again?
    Why don't you just join us?
[18:29] (Flashback) M
    I-I wasn't peeking!
[18:31] (Flashback) M
    I was simply observing you to make
    sure you didn't bring anything
[18:35] (Flashback) M
    weird in here again.
[18:36] (Flashback) Sak
    You don't have to worry.
    I have nothin' left to sell.
[18:40] (Flashback) Sak
    I was just puttin' these pebbles
    up for auction 'cause I was bored.
[18:44] (Flashback) M
    Pebbles?
[18:45] (Flashback) Sak
    Confined spaces make your body grow stiff.
[18:48] (Flashback) Sak
    And these provide the perfect massage.
[18:50] (Flashback) Sak
    Right, Gran?
[18:51] (Flashback) G
    I'm telling you,
[18:54] (Flashback) G
    I ain't gonna give you a single
    pickle for these blunt stones.
[18:57] (Flashback) G
    Come back when you've got something sharper.
[18:59] (Flashback) G
    Don't underestimate how stiff
    a granny's body can get.
[19:01] (Flashback) Sak
    What was that, you old crone?!
[19:03] (Flashback) Sak
    If you want a pointy, stiff one so bad,
[19:06] (Flashback) Sak
    I can skewer you with my
    little rocky right here.
[19:08] (Flashback) Sak
    Just you watch, Gran!
[19:13] (Flashback) M
    How's that? Was it a perfect
    massage for your stupidity?
[19:17] (Flashback) G
    Oh, Captain!
[19:18] (Flashback) G
    That's it! That rock!
[19:20] (Flashback) G
    Sell it to me!
[19:21] (Flashback) M
    Uh, this is just a broken piece of flooring.
[19:25] (Flashback) G
    I beg of you!
[19:28] (Flashback) G
    This is bliss! I'm in heaven!
[19:32] (Flashback) G
    I gotta hand it to the
    Diamond Princess's choice.
[19:35] (Flashback) G
    This feels like a diamond.
[19:36] (Flashback) G
    Hey, Gran!
[19:38] (Flashback) G
    Let me use it, too!
[19:39] (Flashback) G
    Me too!
[19:40] (Flashback) G
    Me three!
[19:41] (Flashback) G
    Thank you so very much, Captain.
[19:45] (Flashback) G
    You're truly kind.
[19:48] (Flashback) G
    This isn't much, but please take it.
[19:51] (Flashback) M
    N-No need. You get barely any food as it is.
[19:55] (Flashback) Sak
    You should accept that.
    It's basic trader etiquette.
[19:59] (Flashback) Sak
    Give and take.
[20:02] (Flashback) Sak
    That's what business is all about.
[20:15] (Flashback) G
    What? The Fleet Admiral?
[20:18] (Flashback) G
    I knew he was ill, but I didn't
    expect it to happen so soon.
[20:22] (Flashback) G
    What are we supposed to tell Mutsu-sama?
[20:25] (Flashback) G
    Nah. No need for any consideration.
[20:28] (Flashback) G
    But, as mature as she seems,
    she's still only fourteen.
[20:32] (Flashback) G
    That's not what I meant.
[20:34] (Flashback) G
    I'm saying we don't have to tell her.
[20:37] (Flashback) G
    While the Fleet Admiral was still alive,
[20:39] (Flashback) G
    I thought my only way to gain
    power was to use his daughter.
[20:45] (Flashback) G
    But now, I can ignore that girl
[20:47] (Flashback) G
    and become Fleet Admiral myself!
[20:50] (Flashback) G
    C-Commander!
[20:53] (Flashback) G
    Alter our course.
[20:55] (Flashback) G
    This is no time to indulge in petty business.
[20:59] (Flashback) G
    Tomorrow, at Planet Ken'o,
    we shall execute all the slaves,
[21:02] (Flashback) G
    along with that girl.
[21:07] M
    I wasn't really shocked.
[21:08] M
    It was a scene I'd seen played
    out over and over in that world.
[21:22] (Flashback) M
    I'll leave the emergency escape pod unlocked.
[21:26] (Flashback) M
    Use it before this ship reaches
    Planet Ken'o tomorrow.
[21:29] (Flashback) M
    I don't know how many it can hold,
[21:31] (Flashback) M
    but I'm sure it's better
    than all of you dying.
[21:33] (Flashback) Sak
    What're you playin' at?
[21:35] (Flashback) M
    Apparently you're no longer slaves.
[21:38] (Flashback) M
    Nobody wants to transport unprofitable cargo.
[21:40] (Flashback) M
    Besides, you said it yourself.
[21:43] (Flashback) M
    That business is all about give and take.
[21:51] (Flashback) M
    Tell her it was delicious.
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Preview
[23:33] M
    That shaggy moron
[23:35] M
    seems to be under the impression
    that he's the main character in this tale,
[23:39] M
    but it's actually me.
SIGN    Always Leave Enough Room
    for Pebbles in Your Bag
[23:41] M
    Next Episode: "Always Leave Enough
    Room for Pebbles in Your Bag."
[23:45] M
    I get more screen time in the openin', too.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Shocking truth comes to light! Mutsu is the daughter of a pirate!
SIGN    Through trade, she finally interacts with people and has a change of heart...?
SIGN    Meanwhile, the puker on board, Sakamoto, prepares for a blockbuster trade.
SIGN    Right now, it even comes with pickles if you watch the broadcast next week!!