E289 - I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

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[00:00] Gin
    Y-Yo.
[00:02] Gin
    O-Otae...
[00:03] Gin
    Pardon the intrusion.
[00:04] Tae
    Gin-san? What's the matter?
[00:06] Gin
    Nothing. Just dropping by on
    the way home from pachinko.
[00:09] Hij
    Hey! Why are you drooling?
[00:11] Tae
    My, that's unusual.
[00:13] Gin
    Wait, it is?
[00:14] Tae
    What?
[00:15] Gin
    Huh?
[00:16] Gin
    W-Well, uh...
[00:17] Gin
    I got this sudden urge to see you.
[00:20] Hij
    Gin-san wouldn't say that!
[00:22] Tae
    Uh, Gin-san, what are you saying?
[00:25] Tae
    Did you eat something bad?
[00:27] Hij
    Shoot. I don't know how close these two are.
[00:31] Hij
    Are they more distant?
[00:32] Gin
    D-Don't get the wrong idea.
[00:35] Gin
    I might've wanted to see you, but that
    doesn't mean I'm interested in you.
[00:39] Gin
    I just wanted to get a
    look at your moronic mug.
[00:42] Gin
    Seriously, don't get the wrong idea.
[00:44] Hij
    What are you, a tsundere?!
[00:45] Hij
    What the hell do you take me for?!
[00:47] Tae
    Listen, why did you come here, Gin-san?
[00:50] Gin
    I heard it through the grapevine, you see.
[00:53] Gin
    Apparently you brought something home?
[00:58] Gin
    I'll cut right to the chase.
[01:02] Gin
    Dump that loser
[01:05] Gin
    and go out with me.
SIGN    I'm Odd Jobs, 
    and He's Shinsengumi
[02:45] Gin
    Dump that loser
SIGN    Sakata Gintoki's (Hijikata Toshiro's) request: Watch this program  in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
[02:49] Gin
    and go out with me.
[02:55] Hij
    What do you think you're saying in my body?
[02:58] Gin
    This is the easiest way to split those two up.
[03:02] Hij
    Easy, my ass!
[03:03] Hij
    Think of all the problems I'd
    face after I go back to normal!
[03:05] Tae
    Um, Hijikata-san, what brings you here?
[03:09] Hij
    Sorry about that.
[03:10] Hij
    Forget everything he said.
[03:13] Hij
    Anyway, I heard all about it.
    That's harsh, you know.
[03:16] Hij
    You already have the Gori—
[03:17] Hij
    I mean, Kondo-san.
[03:19] Gin
    Why are your eyes rolled back?
    And what's with the crooked chin?
[03:22] Hij
    As the Shinsengumi vice chief,
    I can't let this slide.
[03:26] Hij
    I'll cut right to the chase.
[03:29] Hij
    Forget about the rotten
    cat and the rotten gorilla
[03:33] Hij
    and party all night with
    this demon right here.
[03:39] Gin
    You're doing the exact same thing!
[03:41] Hij
    An eye for an eye! No, two eyes for an eye!
[03:43] Gin
    Not even kowtowing will get
    you off the hook for this!
[03:45] Gin
    How dare you try to steal the chief's woman?!
[03:47] Gin
    Atone for your lack of discipline
    by committing suicide!
[03:49] Tae
    Stop it, you two.
[03:51] Tae
    Don't fight over me.
[03:54] Gin
    Things have gotten really messy now!
[03:56] Tae
    I had no idea you two felt that way.
[04:00] Tae
    Very well.
[04:01] Tae
    I'll choose between you two
[04:03] Tae
    by taking your yearly incomes
    and the like into account.
[04:05] Tae
    Give me a week to think it over.
[04:07] Gin
    That's not the point! We're
    telling you to dump that monster!
[04:10] Tae
    I can't do that.
[04:12] Tae
    If you want me, you'll have to be
    ready to accept Dozaemon-san as well.
[04:16] Tae
    I'm docking you a point for that, Gin-san.
[04:18] Hij
    You can take a hike, then.
    Just let me have Dozaemon-san.
[04:21] Tae
    You're cheating on me before
    we even start dating?
[04:24] Tae
    I'm docking you a point
    for that, Hijikata-san.
[04:27] Tae
    Come on. Are you two really up for this?
[04:29] Tae
    You'll never capture Otae-san's
    heart acting like that.
[04:33] Bo
    Th-This bitch!
[04:35] Shin
    Knock it off!
[04:37] Shin
    How could you bring all these
    men home while I wasn't around?!
[04:41] Shin
    I'm not going to let Gin-san,
    Hijikata-san, or Dozaemon-san have you!
[04:46] Shin
    Sis, you belong to me!
[04:50] Hij
    Sh-Shinpachi? You're back to normal...
[04:55] Kon
    You don't have to worry anymore, Toshi.
[04:57] Kon
    We heard the whole story.
[04:59] Kon
    Leave the rest to us.
[05:02] Gin
    K-Kondo-san!
[05:05] Kon
    Otae-san,
[05:06] Kon
    hurry up and escape with Shinpachi-kun!
[05:08] Kon
    This is a dangerous monster!
[05:10] Kon
    It's a living embodiment of evil,
    born from a certain man's ill intent!
[05:13] Kon
    We'll handle things here!
[05:15] Tae
    What are you planning to do to Dozaemon-san?
[05:18] Shin
    Just come with me! Hurry!
[05:19] Tae
    Let go!
[05:22] Kon
    Toshi! Odd Jobs!
[05:24] Kon
    Quick, get the cart from out front!
[05:26] Kon
    Before this thing wakes up,
[05:27] Kon
    we must take it to the Fully
    Automatic Egg-on-Rice Maker!
[05:30] Kon
    Get going!
[05:33] Bo
    I always believed you guys had
    it in you, even without a leader!
[05:40] Hij
    Huh?
[05:41] Gin
    There's nothing here.
[05:42] Shin
    What are you two doing?!
[05:46] Shin
    They got you hook, line, and sinker.
[05:47] Hij
    Shinpachi? Where are you?
[05:50] Gin
    I only hear his voice.
[05:51] Shin
    Those two...
[05:53] Shin
    Sis, this country is no longer safe!
[05:56] Shin
    Let's flee somewhere far away!
[05:58] Shin
    Yes, Otae-san, you and me...
    to an island for just the two of us!
[06:03] Kon
    Forgive me, Gin-san.
[06:05] Kon
    I didn't realize that you
    were the real Gin-san!
[06:08] Kon
    But I won't get it wrong anymore.
[06:11] Kon
    Just me and my pet...
[06:12] Kon
    No, it'll be a world for
    just you and your pet!
[06:16] Shin
    Those two
[06:17] Shin
    are Gorilla
[06:20] Shin
    and Sacchan inside!
[06:21] Shin
    We ended up swapping bodies, too.
[06:26] Mad
    This is no time to be
    standing around, Vice Chief!
[06:29] Mad
    It's me, Yamazaki!
[06:31] Mad
    At this rate, we won't be able
[06:33] Mad
    to go back to normal—
[06:35] Ymz
    We need to go after them immediately!
[06:37] Shin
    Put us on!
[06:42] Tae
    Let me go, Shin-chan!
[06:45] Tae
    Are you really Shin-chan?
[06:46] Shin
    Wh-What are you talking about, Otae-san?
[06:49] Shin
    I mean, Sis.
[06:50] Shin
    I'm your kid brother, Shimura Shinpachi!
[06:55] Shin
    Now I can see Otae-san up close and personal
[06:57] Shin
    in all sorts of different ways,
    and nobody can criticize me for it!
[07:01] Tae
    Let me go!
[07:02] Tae
    No.
[07:03] Tae
    You really aren't Shin-chan.
[07:05] Shin
    What are you saying, Otae-san?!
[07:11] Kon
    Looks like that Gorilla messed up.
[07:14] Kon
    Not surprising, considering he's
    an ape with 80% bananas for brains.
[07:18] Kon
    I won't screw up.
[07:20] Kon
    Gin-san's other half belongs to me.
[07:23] Kon
    After all, my brain is 90%
    filled with Gin-san's banana—
[07:29] Cat
    I hear it.
[07:30] Cat
    I hear milady screaming.
[07:35] Kon
    Gin-san!
[07:37] Hij
    You useless numbskulls!
[07:39] Hij
    Why did your egos end up inside glasses?
[07:43] Hij
    And what's with Hasegawa-san's body?!
[07:45] Hij
    He turned into a corpse the
    moment he lost his shades!
[07:48] Shin
    If you've got a problem,
    complain to Gengai-san instead!
[07:51] Hij
    Hey, look...
[07:54] Ymz
    Th-That's my body!
[07:56] Ymz
    Who is it? Who's in it?!
[07:58] Ymz
    Hey! Where are you going?
[08:00] Hij
    Is he taking us to that monster?
[08:02] Gin
    Who is that?
[08:03] Gin
    He's not saying a word, but he's
    a pretty useful Yamazaki now.
[08:07] Ymz
    I-I'm plenty useful myself, Vice Chief!
[08:12] Gin
    What's the matter?
[08:13] Gin
    Is something there, Yamazaki?
[08:14] Ymz
    No, that's not Yamazaki.
SIGN    Please clean up after me.
[08:24] Gin
    It's Sadaharu?!
[08:26] Hij
    I thought he was guiding us, but he
    was just looking for a place to poop!
[08:29] Ymz
    And what the hell is he doing with my body?!
[08:32] Ymz
    Don't look!
[08:33] Gin
    Do you guys really want
    to go back to normal?!
[08:36] Ymz
    Isn't that obvious?!
[08:37] Ymz
    Who on this planet would be
    happier as glasses or a dog?!
[08:41] Sad
    Hello, it's me.
[08:44] Hat
    Honey? What's this, all of a sudden?
[08:46] Sad
    I need to tell you something.
[08:49] Hat
    Is that really you, honey?
[08:51] Hat
    Your voice sounds different...
[08:53] Sad
    Nothing escapes you, does it?
[08:57] Sad
    Stay calm and hear me out, Hatsu.
[08:59] Sad
    Finally, finally...
[09:02] Sad
    I found a
[09:05] Sad
    new job.
[09:08] Hij
    We found a guy who was happy!
[09:10] Hij
    Why are you trying to take
    advantage of the switch by
[09:12] Hij
    getting a new career as my pet?!
[09:14] Sad
    Wait, Master. Hear me out.
[09:17] Sad
    Right now, my sense of smell is 100
    million times better than a human's.
[09:20] Sad
    With my nose, we could locate that monster!
[09:23] Hij
    Really?
[09:24] Sad
    Hang on a sec.
[09:26] Sad
    I'll lead you there once I'm done marking.
[09:28] Hij
    Hey, he's more useful now
    than he was as a human.
[09:32] Hij
    Maybe he'd be better off staying a dog.
[09:36] Mad
    All right, let's go.
[09:38] Mad
    Huh? My body won't move.
[09:41] Mad
    Wait, what?
[09:45] Hij
    Congrats on...
[09:46] Gin
    ...your new job.
[09:47] Mad
    This is what I was?!
[09:48] Mad
    Wait a second!
[09:49] Mad
    Don't leave me behind!
[09:51] Ymz
    Are you going to abandon me here, too?!
[09:53] Gin
    What the hell's going on?
[09:55] Hij
    Most of them have switched to careers
    in shady businesses dealing with poop.
[09:59] Hij
    How are we supposed to go
    back to normal like this?
[10:02] Hij
    Th-That's...
[10:04] Tae
    Guys!
[10:05] Cat
    I won't let anyone hurt milady!
[10:09] Shin
    Sis!
[10:10] Hij
    Damn it!
[10:11] Hij
    Those morons made the monster reawaken!
[10:15] Hij
    Who's that?
[10:18] Kag
    Got him!
[10:20] Kag
    Let us show him our combo move, Sou-kun!
SIGN    You got it,  Kagura-chan.
[10:24] Kag
    Here we go—
[10:26] Liz
    Who are you calling Sou-kun?!
[10:28] Kat
    She's not Kagura. She's Thickagura-chan.
[10:33] Hij
    They took it out!
[10:35] Hij
    Kagura!
[10:37] Gin
    Sogo!
[10:40] Kag
    Sou-kun! Hang in there!
[10:43] Kag
    This is awful! How could you do this?!
[10:45] Liz
    I'm telling you, quit
    clinging to him in my body!
[10:49] Liz
    Want me to kill you, Zura?!
[10:51] Hij
    Huh? That's Zura?
[10:52] Kag
    I'm not Zura. I'm Leader.
SIGN    I'm Elizabeth.
SIGN    I'm Sou-kun.
[10:54] Kag
    Accept your fates already, former
    Leader and former Sou-kun.
[10:59] Kag
    Now that it's come to this,
[11:00] Kag
    we must each play the roles
    we've been given to perfection.
[11:04] Kag
    The two of us as law-abiding citizens,
[11:07] Kag
    and the two of you as heinous terrorists.
[11:09] Kag
    You're the terrorist! Quit passing
    the buck for your crimes!
[11:12] Kat
    Shut up, Elizaretch. You're being unsightly.
[11:15] Kag
    You shut up, Trashura!
[11:16] Kat
    I'm not Trashura. I'm Sou-kun.
[11:18] Kag
    Can't you two get along?
[11:22] Kag
    Katsura and Elizabeth are
    supposed to be bosom buddies.
[11:25] Kag
    You won't be able to
    defeat us, the buddy duo,
[11:28] Kag
    or crush the bakufu like that.
[11:31] Kag
    I'm telling you, quit touching him!
[11:32] Kag
    It makes me sick!
[11:33] Kag
    Why do I have to team up with him?
[11:36] Kag
    Edo will seriously be destroyed!
[11:37] Kat
    That's the spirit, Elizaretch.
[11:39] Kat
    That's what makes a Joi Rebel.
[11:41] Kag
    I'm neither Elizaretch nor a Joi Rebel!
[11:43] Kag
    What are you, a Zura copycat?!
[11:45] Kat
    Cop or Joi Rebel...
[11:47] Kat
    It doesn't matter if our roles are reversed.
    Taking your head is still my goal.
[11:51] Kat
    Isn't that right, Katsura?
[11:53] Kag
    Now that's more like Katsura.
[11:54] Kat
    I'm not Katsura. I'm Sou-kun!
[11:56] Kag
    You're not Sou-kun. You're Katsura!
[11:58] Hij
    Hey! Quit complicating things!
[11:59] Hij
    What are you idiots even fighting about?!
[12:01] Hij
    Don't you know that this isn't the time for it?
[12:05] Tae
    Everyone...
[12:06] Shin
    Sis!
[12:07] Tae
    Please stop driving
    Dozaemon-san into a corner.
[12:10] Tae
    Why are you doing this?
    We just want to live in peace.
[12:15] Tae
    Also, you're all acting strange.
[12:17] Tae
    What happened to you?
[12:19] Shin
    Sis, this is—
[12:21] Hij
    Keep your mouth shut, Glasses.
    You'll only make things worse.
[12:24] Gin
    Otae, Dozaemon-san is
    actually someone's pet cat.
[12:28] Gin
    He may not remember it, but we
    need to return him to his owner.
[12:33] Gin
    Could you persuade him for us?
[12:35] Tae
    I won't hand Dozaemon-san over to you.
[12:38] Tae
    I would've believed you any other time,
    but you're all acting weird tonight.
[12:41] Hij
    Wh-What's so weird?
[12:43] Kon
    Yeah!
[12:45] Kon
    Stop making baseless accusations, Otae-san.
[12:47] Kon
    I don't know about the others, but Gin-san—
[12:50] Kon
    My Toshi's the same as ever!
[12:52] Kon
    Right, Toshi?
[12:54] Hij
    Shut it, biatch!
[12:56] Tae
    See? This is weird.
[12:58] Hij
    Wh-What do you mean?
[13:00] Hij
    You know Kondo-san and I are tight.
[13:03] Hij
    We're basically joined at the hip.
[13:04] Tae
    More like joined at the nip.
[13:06] Hij
    You might not have been aware, but
    this is how we are most of the time.
[13:10] Hij
    Honestly, the Shinsengumi is full of homos.
[13:13] Hij
    That's exactly why he fell for you—
[13:15] Tae
    Who are you calling a homo?!
[13:18] Gin
    C-Calm down, Otae.
[13:19] Gin
    Them being weird is nothing new, right?
[13:22] Tae
    They're weird with a capital W now!
[13:23] Shin
    Cut it out, Sis!
[13:25] Shin
    What's so wrong with siblings taking
    baths or sleeping together?!
[13:29] Shin
    Right, Toshi—
[13:30] Shin
    Gin-san?
[13:31] Gin
    Th-That's right.
[13:32] Gin
    Shinpachi lusting over you is nothing new.
[13:36] Gin
    All that brother and sister
    stuff doesn't matter.
[13:38] Gin
    He's in heat all year round.
[13:40] Gin
    Besides, what's the problem with
    two men taking a bath together—
[13:43] Tae
    Who are you calling a man?!
[13:46] Cat
    You filthy knaves.
[13:48] Cat
    Get away from milady.
[13:49] Cat
    She is my owner.
[13:51] Cat
    I'm not going anywhere!
[13:53] Hij
    Just how much has that dumbass taken to her?
[13:56] Gin
    We don't have a choice anymore.
[13:58] Gin
    We're gonna have to drag your
    ego out of him by force.
[14:02] Hij
    Can we?
[14:03] Shin
    Yes, we can.
[14:05] Shin
    Although our bodies and minds
    are all over the place,
[14:08] Shin
    we have a common goal this time.
[14:10] Shin
    We are one organization,
[14:12] Shin
    whose two leaders taught us all
    about freedom and discipline.
[14:16] Bo
    That so?
[14:18] Bo
    Then he can pay your wages.
[14:23] Gin
    Let's do this, you louts!
[14:25] Hij
    Take back our real bodies!
[14:31] Tae
    Stop!
[14:33] Hij
    Shinpachi!
[14:36] Shin
    Go!
[14:39] Shin
    Sis, open your eyes wide
    and take a good look!
[14:43] Shin
    Our bodies and minds are
    all over the place now,
[14:46] Shin
    but that's exactly why we weren't
    fixated on appearances alone
[14:52] Shin
    and managed to find our true leaders,
[14:54] Shin
    our true colors!
[14:56] Tae
    Wh-What's this?
[15:05] Shin
    I won't be led astray anymore!
[15:09] Kon
    Even if I were to turn into
    an incestuous pervert!
[15:12] Shin
    You were always a pervert!
[15:17] Kon
    Even if I were
[15:18] Sac
    to turn into a disgraceful stalker!
[15:20] Shin
    You two were always disgraceful stalkers!
[15:23] Bo
    We are
[15:24] Bo
    us!
[15:25] Kon
    We won't let you flirt
    with Otae-san any further!
[15:25] Sac
    We won't let you flirt 
    with Gin-san any further!
[15:30] Kag
    Precisely!
[15:32] Kag
    No matter what happens, we won't be
    dyed in anybody else's colors now.
[15:35] Kag
    It's our turn to dye you in
    our colors and bring you back.
[15:41] Kag
    So...
[15:42] Kat
    Come back to us, Gin-chan!
[15:45] Kat
    Let's be Joi Rebels again
    and overthrow the bakufu!
SIGN    Come back.
[15:49] Kag
    Are you kidding me?!
[15:50] Kag
    Don't go getting my hands dirty!
[15:54] Kat
    Exactly.
[15:55] Kat
    The ones who'll destroy the Shinsengumi
    (mainly the Vice Chief)
[15:58] Kat
    and overthrow the bakufu will be us!
[16:01] Kat
    I'll hold the fort here.
[16:02] Kat
    Go, Elizaretch!
[16:04] Kag
    This guy's gotten totally
    dyed in terrorist colors!
[16:07] Sou
    I'm not a terrorist. I'm Sou-kun.
[16:09] Kag
    Whatever!
[16:10] Kag
    To hell with it!
[16:12] Kag
    Give Gin-chan's gonads back!
[16:13] Kat
    Ego, not gonads, Elizaretch!
[16:18] Shin
    Oh, no!
[16:20] Shin
    He still had this much strength left?!
[16:27] Tae
    Gin-san! Hijikata-san!
[16:37] Shin
    Th-That's...
[16:40] Shin
    Who is that?!
[16:41] Shin
    Actually, what is that?!
[16:46] Mad
    What are you guys doing?
[16:47] Shin
    No, what are you guys doing?!
[16:49] Shin
    How did a fusion of shit and shades give birth
[16:51] Shin
    to an unprecedented supernatural creature?!
[16:57] Mad
    Don't break formation!
[16:58] Mad
    Use your own brains to figure out
    what you can do within the organization!
[17:03] Shin
    And it's super strong!
[17:07] Mad
    Remember what our leaders taught us!
[17:10] Mad
    Our other leaders taught us a way of life
    that was completely the opposite of our style!
[17:15] Mad
    And now, we understand how important
    both freedom and discipline are!
[17:19] Mad
    Discipline your weak selves for the
    organization's sake and take a stand!
[17:22] Mad
    But instead of adhering
    to someone else's rules,
[17:24] Mad
    adhere to your own convictions
[17:26] Mad
    and take back what's important to us!
[17:30] Mad
    Come back,
[17:32] Mad
    leaders!
[17:37] Gin
    You guys...
[17:38] Cat
    Milady!
[17:40] Tae
    Dozaemon-san,
[17:43] Tae
    it looks like this is not where you belong.
[17:49] Tae
    Dozaemon-san...
[17:50] Tae
    No, Leader.
[17:53] Tae
    Go home, to where your friends are waiting.
[17:59] Shin
    Goodbye,
[18:03] Shin
    our other leader.
[18:06] Shin
    And
[18:08] Shin
    welcome back,
[18:10] Shin
    our leader!
[18:31] Gin
    There! Something came out of his mouth!
[18:34] Hij
    That's it! That's my ego's other half!
[18:38] Hij
    Huh?
[18:43] Hij
    That's where it comes out from?!
[18:47] Gin
    He spewed out something outrageous!
[18:49] Gin
    I know the ego went in through his asshole,
[18:51] Gin
    but it comes out of there, too?!
[18:52] Hij
    Hey! Is my ego mixed in here?
[18:55] Hij
    Where? Where is it?
[18:56] Hij
    I can't tell due to all these mosaics!
[18:57] Hij
    Hasegawa-san, you were poop to begin with.
[18:59] Hij
    Dive in there and find it for me!
[19:03] Kag
    The poop threw up upon seeing poop!
[19:04] Kag
    Now there's mosaics on top of mosaics!
[19:32] Gin
    How have things been on your end since then?
[19:35] Hij
    Nothing's changed, really.
[19:37] Gin
    So you've gone back to living life
    bound by those stifling ironclad rules?
[19:42] Gin
    But when I was around, they were
    doing just fine even without those.
[19:46] Gin
    Shackle them all you want,
    but morons will always be morons.
[19:49] Gin
    Letting them cut loose every
    now and then won't change that.
[19:53] Hij
    It's none of your business now, is it?
[19:55] Hij
    What, are you worried about them?
[19:59] Gin
    As if.
[20:00] Gin
    I'm just giving you some
    advice as a superior leader.
[20:03] Hij
    How are things at your place, anyway?
[20:06] Hij
    You'd better be paying those guys.
[20:09] Hij
    Given the right rules and incentives,
[20:13] Hij
    even morons can serve a purpose.
[20:15] Hij
    So just pay their wages, at least.
[20:18] Gin
    What's with you? You looking out for them?
[20:21] Gin
    Did you grow attached to them?
[20:22] Hij
    Are you stupid?
[20:24] Hij
    I just want you to return the
    money I had to pay those guys.
[20:31] Gin
    Well, whatever.
[20:32] Gin
    It's your organization.
    Run it however you want.
[20:36] Gin
    But keep this piece of advice in mind.
[20:40] Gin
    Thank them properly.
[20:43] Gin
    Without them, their idiotic vice chief
    couldn't have gone back to normal.
[20:47] Gin
    Leader or not, a man's gotta
    say what he's gotta say.
[20:51] Gin
    That's part of the vice chief's duties, too.
[20:53] Hij
    Right back at you, President.
[20:56] Hij
    Bow that worthless head of yours, open
    your mouth, and thank those brats.
[21:00] Hij
    A president ought to show
    that much tact, at least.
[21:04] Gin
    I'll thank them if you do.
[21:05] Hij
    I'm a capable leader. I don't
    need you to tell me what to do.
[21:09] Gin
    I'm capable of saying it
    myself, you V-shaped baldy.
[21:12] Hij
    That so?
[21:14] Hij
    Then I'll make sure to
    pass your message along,
[21:16] Hij
    Vice Chief.
[21:18] Gin
    Why'd you have to leave
    me such an annoying task?
[21:20] Gin
    Stupid President.
[21:28] Shin
    Gin-san!
[21:29] Shin
    What took you so long?
[21:32] Kon
    Over here, Toshi!
[21:35] Shin
    So...
[21:36] Shin
    Have you figured out a way for
    us to go back to normal...
[21:40] Oki
    ...Leader?
[21:41] Gin
    Well, about that...
[21:44] Hij
    Don't you think it's about
    time we changed leaders?
[21:48] Kag
    Screw you!
[21:50] Kag
    Take responsibility and
    make this right, Leader!
[21:52] Shin
    You guys were the only
    ones to go back to normal!
[21:54] Kon
    Who the hell put poop
    in the transfer device?!
[21:57] Gin
    More like everyone was covered in poop!
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] Sak
    At long last, an episode
    with me in the lead role!
[23:38] Sak
    I bet there'll be a special opening next
    week, with everything switched to me.
[23:43] Sak
    I can't wait!
SIGN    Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag
[23:44] SaK
    Next Episode: "Always Leave Enough
    Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag."
SIGN    The opening won't change.  It'll be the same as usual.
SIGN    You're a trader, so you should know  all about budgetary constraints.
SIGN    If only fifty million fell from the sky...
SIGN    We're waiting with our bags wide open.