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[00:00] Hij
Hee, hee, hoo...
[00:03] Hij
Hee, hee, hoo...
[00:06] Hij
No good. I'm not budging an inch.
[00:08] Oki
Tenko, you won't get
anywhere with that method.
[00:11] Oki
You gotta strike while the iron's hot!
[00:14] Hij
Wasn't this your idea—
SIGN Jyubei's Request: Watch this program in a bright
room and at a safe distance from your TV!!
[02:00] Tae
A-Amazing.
[02:02] Tae
You took them all out in the blink of an eye.
[02:05] Tae
I don't believe it.
[02:06] Tae
Your efforts have put all the men to shame.
[02:09] Jyu
Yes.
[02:10] Jyu
Ayao-dono, Tsukuo-dono.
[02:12] Jyu
It's all thanks to you.
[02:14] Tsu
If you want to thank someone,
thank this guy for inviting the Hyakka
[02:16] Tsu
to a ninja course.
[02:17] Sar
Seriously. Who knows what might've
happened had we not come here.
[02:21] Kag
This must be a star of fate at work.
[02:24] Kag
When a hero shines most brightly, his
radiance attracts other heroes to his side.
[02:29] Kag
We owe it all to you, Cao Cao.
[02:32] Tae
We're underground, Kagura-chan.
[02:34] Jyu
Instead of relying on those
idiots, we girls should've—
[02:38] Gin
Wow!
[02:39] Gin
Way to go, boys!
[02:41] Gin
We actually would've loved to help out,
[02:43] Gin
but we had to act feminine, right, Goriko?
[02:47] Kon
That's right.
[02:48] Kon
In true feminine style, we figured we
should stand aside and cheer you on.
[02:53] Kon
Right, Ginko?
[02:55] Shin
But really, you've all become so awesome.
[02:58] Shin
I-I couldn't believe my eyes.
[02:59] Shin
Especially those two ninjas.
Aren't their specs too high?
[03:02] Kon
I prefer the hunk with the ponytail.
[03:05] Tae
Who are you calling a hunk?
[03:07] Oki
I prefer the porktail.
[03:09] Oki
It'd be delicious barbecued.
[03:11] Hij
Nobody was talking about barbecue.
[03:15] Sac
It's too late to notice my charms, Ginko-san.
[03:18] Gin
No, I never said anything of the sort.
[03:20] Sac
Now that our genders have been swapped,
[03:23] Sac
I frankly feel no attraction to you at all.
[03:26] Sac
Why has Sakata Gintoki, of all people,
been degraded to a useless sow?
[03:30] Sac
Why have you accepted that appearance?
[03:32] Sac
Man or woman, you were
never that kind of person.
[03:36] Sac
You would look much better
[03:38] Sac
in this, I'm sure!
[03:40] Sac
Hurry up and change!
[03:41] Gin
You pig!
[03:42] Gin
In the end, you're still as deviant as ever!
[03:44] Sac
It'd look amazing on you now!
[03:46] Sac
Please!
[03:47] Sac
I'll pay you 30,000 extra!
[03:49] Gin
I'm not a prostitute!
[03:50] Shin
Hey!
[03:51] Shin
It might be the same old routine,
[03:52] Shin
but it looks so much more
perverse now that she's a man!
[03:54] Kag
Do you mean 30,000 in reinforcements?!
[03:59] Kag
Good. Bring out the dosh.
[03:59] Shin
No, it's not good!
[04:01] Tsu
Stop that, Sarutobi.
[04:03] Tsu
No matter how much of a man she may be
inside and out, she's still a woman.
[04:07] Tsu
Flowers have no inherent beauty or ugliness.
[04:09] Tsu
It only exists in the eye of the male
beholder that cannot admire both equally.
[04:14] Gin
What's with this guy?
[04:15] Gin
How'd an innocent girl
turn into such a playboy?
[04:19] Tsu
No need to worry, Ginko.
[04:21] Tsu
Protecting women is the Hyakka's job.
[04:24] Tsu
Relax and leave yourself in my care.
[04:27] Tsu
I know of a job where you earn a lot more
just by having a bath with customers.
[04:32] Gin
I'm telling you, I'm not a prostitute!
[04:34] Shin
He's like some evil pimp!
A scary scout from the city!
[04:38] Kag
Do you mean a spland?
[04:41] Kag**
Good. Bring out the dosh.
[04:42] Shin
I told you, it's not good at all!
[04:44] Kon
What? Pork?
[04:47] Kon
Bring out the Tosh.
[04:48] Hij
Shut it, morons!
[04:51] Tae
It looks like your new genders
suit you much better.
[04:55] Tae
Maybe things would be better this way.
[04:58] Gin
Don't say that! It's terrifying!
[05:00] Tae
Well, do you really think you could
[05:03] Tae
outdo these high-spec men
if you went back to normal?
[05:06] Tae
Are you saying that even
though you were useless,
[05:07] Tae
you'll shamelessly go back to
living life as deadbeat men
[05:11] Tae
thanks to their efforts?
[05:13] Tae
If that's the case,
[05:14] Tae
it'd be better if you stayed as women
and let Tsukuo-san take care of you.
[05:17] Tae
By working in Yoshiwara, you'd contribute
much more to society than as men.
[05:22] Tsu
Leave it to me.
[05:23] Hij
What the hell do you people think women are?!
[05:26] Kon
Yeah! Are our bodies all you're after?!
[05:28] Hij
Who contributes what doesn't mean jack!
[05:31] Hij
What matters is that we get our
bodies back, no matter what!
[05:35] Hij
Found anything yet?!
[05:36] Hij
There's gotta be a vaccine or something
to turn our bodies back to normal!
[05:40] Ymz
Sorry, Vice Chief. There doesn't
seem to be anything like that here.
[05:43] Jyu
That's not all.
[05:45] Jyu
I don't see the archbishop anywhere.
[05:50] Gin
What's that supposed to mean?
[05:52] Gin
Don't tell me this wasn't their base—
[05:55] AB
No. That is definitely our
Earth Dekobokkoist base.
[06:01] Jyu
Y-You're—
[06:03] AB
However, attacking the base will not
necessarily solve all your problems.
[06:07] AB
Unfortunately for you, what you're looking
for has long since left that planet.
[06:14] AB
That said, we did observe everything
you people have been doing
[06:18] AB
through your sword, Kyubei-san.
[06:22] Jyu
My sword?
[06:25] Jyu
A bug?
[06:26] Jyu
No way!
[06:31] AB
I told you that God is always
watching you, didn't I?
[06:34] Jyu
Damn you!
[06:38] Jyu
What are you after?!
[06:40] AB
God has chosen you.
[06:43] AB
Like us, you are neither man nor woman...
[06:47] AB
An unsullied being worthy
of being God's apostle.
[06:50] AB
Yagyu Kyubei,
[06:52] AB
God has been watching you,
and he wishes to entrust you
[06:56] AB
with this planet's fate.
[06:57] AB
During this trial, he has seen some of you
being manlier than anyone else,
[07:02] AB
and others being nothing more
than useless bitches.
[07:05] AB
Kyubei-san, you have splendidly upheld
the teachings of Lord Dekobokko
[07:10] AB
and overcome his trial.
[07:13] AB
In light of your devotion, we...
[07:17] AB
No, God shall keep his promise.
[07:20] Jyu
What are you trying to pull?!
[07:22] AB
Yagyu Kyubei,
[07:23] AB
you are most suited to being
Lord Dekobokko's apostle.
[07:27] AB
From now on, you must
guide the people of Earth
[07:30] AB
and correct this planet's erratic gender roles!
[07:36] C
Target is showing a
high energy response!
[07:38] C
No way!
[07:39] C
Are they gonna fire the virus cannon again?!
[07:41] C
Shoot it down!
[07:42] C
Stop the satellite before it fires the virus!
[07:58] AB
Yes.
[07:59] AB
With that gender you attained for yourself.
[08:07] C
Hey, look at this!
[08:08] C
My body's back!
[08:10] C
It's true!
[08:11] C
We're back to normal!
[08:14] Jyu
The town has gone back to normal...
[08:19] Gin
...except for those of us
who were underground.
[08:27] Gin
What the hell is this? Are you kidding me?!
[08:30] Hij
Why are we still like this when we're
the ones who overcame the trial?!
[08:33] Gin
I show Lord Dekobokko a little respect,
and he lets it go to his head!
[08:36] Gin
Want me to kill you, bastard?!
[08:38] Hij
Just kidding! She didn't mean that!
[08:40] Hij
Fire the virus one more time!
[08:41] Hij
Please! Just one more shot!
[08:44] PA
Attention, everyone in the Kabuki District.
[08:47] PA
The attack satellite which
was aimed at Earth
[08:51] PA
has been safely destroyed.
[08:53] PA
Martial law will now be lifted.
[08:57] ---
I repeat:
[08:59] Kyu
Despite sensing everyone
freezing up behind me,
[09:04] Kyu
I found myself unable to turn around.
[09:08] Kyu
My heart was wavering even as
I was fighting alongside them.
[09:12] Kyu
"Should I really go back to normal?"
[09:14] Kyu
"Wouldn't I be happier living as a man?"
[09:18] Kyu
Almost like those selfish feelings
of mine were apparent...
[09:23] (Flashback) AD
If you truly desire it,
[09:25] (Flashback) AD
I can change this world for you.
[09:29] Jyu
...the archbishop left behind the world
that was most convenient for me.
[09:42] G
P-Point and match!
[09:44] Jyu
That was too tame.
[09:46] Jyu
How can you call yourself a Yagyu-style,
[09:48] Jyu
no, a man?!
[09:49] Jyu
Come at me all at once! Try taking
a point off of Yagyu Jyubei!
[09:57] Kos
That coldhearted swordsmanship...
[09:59] Kos
Kyubei seems like an
entirely different person.
[10:02] Tou
Uh, Koshinori-sama, the young master
really has become a different person.
[10:07] Bim
That speed...
[10:08] Bim
It's like she's swinging two swords.
[10:11] Tou
Uh, Binbokusai-sama, there really is an
extra sword swinging from her crotch now.
[10:16] Kos
I don't really understand,
but it looks like Kyubei's
[10:19] Kos
grasped the secrets of the
Yagyu style at long last, Papa.
[10:22] Bin
Indeed. The Yagyu style's
future is secure now.
[10:26] Tou
Uh, there'll never be any security
as long as the two of you are around.
[10:33] Jyu
The wheels of the world continued to turn
as though nothing had ever happened.
[10:42] G
Get a load of that hunk!
[10:44] Jyu
Actually, they were turning
much smoother than before.
[10:50] G
Hey, mister.
[10:52] G
Would you like to hang out with us?
[10:55] Jyu
S-Sorry. I have plans.
[10:58] Tae
Jyubei-san!
[11:00] Tae
Sorry I'm late.
[11:02] Tae
Did you wait long?
[11:03] Jyu
Nah, I just got here.
[11:06] Tae
Oh, that's a relief.
[11:07] G
Aw, he has a girlfriend?
[11:09] G
A couple with a hot guy and
hot girl is just unfair.
[11:13] Jyu
Sorry! They misunderstood because of me.
[11:16] Tae
No, it's fine.
[11:18] Jyu
Yeah, much smoother than when I was a woman.
[11:23] Jyu
Shinpachi-kun went to train with another dojo?
[11:25] Tae
Yeah.
[11:26] Tae
He said it was high time he got serious
about trying to revive our own dojo,
[11:31] Tae
so he wanted to build up
some strength before that.
[11:34] Jyu
Oh, Shinpachi-kun said that?
[11:37] Tae
Indeed.
[11:38] Tae
Before, his attention was divided
among Odd Jobs and the dojo,
[11:41] Tae
but now he's focusing on being an instructor,
[11:44] Tae
and he really looks the part while teaching.
[11:47] Tae
I'm sure he wanted to be part of
the Odd Jobs trio for longer,
[11:51] Tae
but after what happened to Ginko-san,
Kagura-chan and Sekitobaharu left, too.
[11:56] (Flashback) Kag
I serve only Cao Cao.
[11:59] (Flashback) Kag
If we are fated to meet again, then we shall.
[12:02] (Flashback) Kag
Fare thee well!
[12:05] Jyu
I see. Ginko-san hasn't returned yet?
[12:09] Jyu
So Odd Jobs has disappeared from Edo.
[12:12] Tae
Sheesh. Where in the
world has she run off to?
[12:16] Tae
Who goes on a soul-searching
trip at that age?
[12:20] Kon
Sorry to keep you waiting, Otae.
[12:24] Tae
Goriko!
[12:25] Kon
Sorry, work was so hectic,
I had some trouble getting away.
[12:30] Tae
Was it okay to leave?
[12:31] Kon
Yeah, don't worry about it.
[12:34] Kon
Even the police need to take
breaks every now and then.
[12:37] Tae
I see.
[12:38] Tae
I'm glad to hear work's going well, Goriko.
[12:40] Kon
Look who's talking.
[12:42] Kon
You've got it much better.
[12:44] Kon
Though, I never expected us to
be suited to that line of work.
[12:50] (Flashback) Hij
Hey, guys!
[12:51] (Flashback) Hij
You'd better stop by or you'll
be placed under arrest.
[12:54] (Flashback) G
You're the ones who need to be arrested!
[12:56] (Flashback) G
Miniskirt police, my foot.
You're miniskirt pork, if anything.
[13:00] (Flashback) Hij
Want me to show you how
a real cop does things?
[13:03] (Flashback) Hij
I could destroy the reputation of scum
like you without breaking a sweat!
[13:08] (Flashback) G
Why is that the only part of
the act that seems convincing?
[13:10] (Flashback) G
Calm down, Tenko!
[13:12] (Flashback) G
You've got a customer!
[13:16] (Flashback) Zen
Looks like we've got a bunch
of hard-hitting girls here.
[13:19] (Flashback) Zen
Not that I mind.
[13:20] (Flashback) Zen
Tenko-chan's right up my alley.
[13:24] Kon
Well, it's kinda turned into a fuglies club,
[13:28] Kon
but Tenko's doing great, and she's
got a bunch of regular customers.
[13:31] Kon
What's more...
[13:32] (Flashback) G
Oh, it's a courtesan parade!
[13:34] (Flashback) G
W-Wait...
[13:35] (Flashback) G
That's Lady Soko from Club Sadist!
[13:38] G
Soko split off from us and teamed
up with the deviant advisor.
[13:42] (Flashback) Sac
What are you doing, Soko?
[13:44] (Flashback) Sac
Stomp on me harder!
[13:45] (Flashback) Oki
Shut up, maggot.
[13:48] Kon
She's now the number one courtesan
in the Kabuki District.
[13:51] Kon
Yoshiwara's Hinowa-san praised her,
saying nobody else could earn so much
[13:55] Kon
without letting anyone even touch their hand.
[13:58] (Flashback) Tsu
I was right.
[14:01] (Flashback) Tsu
Hinowa,
[14:02] (Flashback) Tsu
there may soon be a courtesan in
the Kabuki District who surpasses you.
[14:06] (Flashback) Hin
As the first step of our expansion
into the Kabuki District,
[14:09] (Flashback) Hin
it's been a great success.
[14:10] (Flashback) Tsu
It's not just here.
[14:12] (Flashback) Tsu
The moon will rise every night
over every neighborhood in Edo.
[14:17] (Flashback) Tsu
I, Tsukuo, the new Lord of the Night,
[14:19] (Flashback) Tsu
shall illuminate nights everywhere
with radiance like none other.
[14:23] Kon
It may not be long before the Lord of
the Night takes control of Edo's nightlife.
[14:29] Jyu
I see.
[14:30] Jyu
All said and done, everyone's
doing all right for themselves.
[14:34] Jyu
It's all my fault things ended up this way,
[14:37] Jyu
so I was worried.
[14:38] Kon
Listen to yourself.
[14:40] Kon
You're a victim yourself, Jyubei.
[14:43] Kon
Besides, I personally think
it was a great opportunity.
[14:49] Kon
I'd been living my life without caring
about masculinity or femininity,
[14:55] Kon
but when I took a long, hard look at
myself from a gender-swapped perspective,
[14:58] Kon
I found, uh, a new side of me?
[15:00] Kon
New possibilities?
[15:02] Kon
Something of the sort.
[15:05] Kon
Like, the side of me that's happy
about being with Otae as a friend,
[15:11] Kon
and not a stalker or a lover.
[15:14] Kon
Stuff like that.
[15:15] Tae
Goriko...
[15:17] Tae
Jeez, don't say such embarrassing things!
[15:20] Kon
Guess you're still making me
your punching bag, though.
[15:24] Kon
At any rate,
[15:25] Kon
it doesn't matter whether we're men or women.
[15:30] Kon
We're just gonna live
as we please either way.
[15:32] Kon
So you guys should stop worrying about us,
[15:37] Kon
and do as you please, too.
[15:39] Tae
Goriko, what are these?
SIGN Between Man and Woman
[15:40] Kon
Tickets to the latest hit movie.
[15:43] Kon
They weren't easy to get my hands on.
[15:45] Kon
What else could I do?
[15:47] Kon
Now that I've ended up like this,
[15:49] Kon
you're the only one left
who can make Otae happy.
[15:55] Kon
But let me just make this crystal clear:
[15:58] Kon
if you make Otae, my friend, cry,
[16:04] Kon
I'll arrest you.
SIGN Between Man and Woman
[16:11] Jyu
This was the world I wished for.
[16:15] Jyu
Everything was just as I'd wanted it,
[16:21] Jyu
and yet I knew that this gloominess
was not caused by the weather alone.
[16:29] Jyu
I knew that the ticket I got wasn't
wet because of the rain alone.
[16:34] FT
Hey, samurai.
[16:37] FT
Would you like your fortune told?
[16:40] Jyu
Sorry, but I'm done with fortunes.
[16:43] Jyu
Try someone else.
[16:45] FT
You have decided whether to live
as a man or as a woman, I take it?
[16:52] FT
So why the long face?
[16:55] FT
You don't look like someone
about to go on a date.
[16:57] Jyu
I don't know who you are,
[17:00] Jyu
but I'm neither a man nor a woman.
[17:04] Jyu
I sowed the seeds of calamity
[17:06] Jyu
and got everyone caught up in it.
[17:09] Jyu
Yet I had accepted that I was
simply pretending to give up
[17:12] Jyu
for the sake of my own desires.
[17:14] Jyu
Still, everyone's looking out for me,
totally unaware of my true colors.
[17:20] Jyu
Don't make her cry?
[17:22] Jyu
Weren't you the one crying?
[17:26] Jyu
I'm neither manly nor womanly,
[17:30] Jyu
just cowardly scum.
[17:34] Jyu
That was the answer I got
after racking my brain,
[17:38] Jyu
so there's no need to
tell my fortune anymore.
[17:42] FT
You may not necessarily get
the same answer this time.
[17:45] FT
This may lead you down a
path of even more anguish,
[17:51] FT
but I have another ticket right here.
SIGN Space Travel Ticket Earth => XAMA
[17:54] FT
Unfortunately, it's not something
you can use on a date.
[17:57] FT
It's a ticket to the planet the
Dekobokkoists will target next.
[18:03] FT
Yagyu Jyubei-san, let me ask you once again.
[18:06] FT
Will you choose that ticket
and live on as a man?
[18:10] FT
Or will you choose this one and
go back to being a woman?
[18:13] Jyu
Wh-What are you—
[18:15] Gin
No matter what you choose,
[18:17] Gin
I'm sure you will continue to waver.
[18:20] Gin
But what's wrong with that?
[18:23] Gin
Manly? Womanly?
[18:25] Gin
Are those random values that others made up
[18:28] Gin
really what you were striving toward?
[18:31] Gin
If things were so clear cut,
[18:32] Gin
then neither men, women,
[18:34] Gin
you,
[18:37] Gin
or me
[18:38] Gin
would be leading such painful lives.
[18:41] Gin
We're all in the same boat, Jyubei.
[18:43] Gin
You're not the only one who's lost.
[18:46] Gin
I don't get all the complicated stuff,
[18:49] Gin
but I do know it's not like
us to take this lying down.
[19:07] C
Wh-What was that light?
[19:11] C
What is this?!
[19:12] C
Men have turned into women and vice versa!
[19:20] AB
Chrislings...
[19:21] AB
The race that throws gender roles into chaos.
[19:23] AB
May you bear the brunt of that sin!
[19:26] D
Uh, Archbishop,
[19:27] D
all the men and women on
this planet are Chris,
[19:29] D
so in the end they're
still Chris Matsumura...
[19:31] AB
The satellite might have
been destroyed on Earth,
[19:34] AB
but we won't stop.
[19:36] AB
With this new weapon, we shall
propagate Lord Dekobokko's
[19:38] AB
teachings to the ends of the universe.
[19:41] AB
Quickly, take control of the
city while they panic.
[19:47] AB
What's going on?
[19:48] AB
Archbishop, a few of the
residents are fighting back!
[19:51] AB
Ridiculous.
[19:53] AB
In the midst of the gender swapping chaos,
[19:55] AB
I refuse to believe someone could
[19:57] AB
calmly analyze the situation and
strike back at us in an instant.
[20:01] Kyu
You'd better believe it.
[20:04] Kyu
Because it doesn't matter to them
whether they're men or women.
[20:09] Kyu
They don't care about living in
a masculine or feminine manner,
[20:15] Kyu
only in a manner that's true to themselves.
[20:19] AB
Y-You're...
[20:25] Kyu
Tae-chan,
[20:31] Kyu
I'm sorry.
[20:34] Kyu
I'm no Jyubei.
[20:37] Kyu
Neither a woman nor a man, I am...
[20:44] Kyu
I am...
[20:47] Kyu
Ten minus one is...
[20:50] Kyu
Yagyu Kyubei!
[21:08] G
Miss.
[21:09] G
You seem to be coming here every day.
[21:11] G
Are you waiting for someone?
[21:16] G
Oh, no.
[21:17] G
I was simply taking shelter from the rain.
[21:19] G
But I'm glad.
[21:21] G
It seems the rain has let up.
[21:25] G
Um, I'd like to make an advanced booking.
SIGN Between Man and Woman
[21:28] Tae
Not for a romantic movie like that...
[21:59] Tae
...but one you can have a
good laugh at with friends!
SIGN Preview
[23:35] Hin
Have you gotten used to temple school, Seita?
[23:38] Hin
Remember to take your lunch today, too.
SIGN All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into
a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape
[23:41] Sei
Next Episode: "All Mothers Pack Too Much
Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape."
[23:45] Hin
You're gonna be late.
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[23:47] Sign
Off you go!
SIGN Following Tsukuyo and Gintoki's history lessons,
SIGN Seita begins to attend a temple school.
SIGN And will we have a new OP and ED next episode? (Still working on it.)
SIGN Will he be able to make a hundred friends?