E274 - Guys With Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

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[00:01] Shin
    Huh? A poster?
[00:03] Gin
    Yeah.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[00:04] Gin
    Why don't we make a poster
    advertising Odd Jobs?
[00:07] Shin
    Why now, after all this time?
[00:08] Gin
    I thought maybe our business was doing badly
[00:10] Gin
    because we've been skipping out on publicity.
[00:13] Gin
    Our work itself is top-notch, right?
[00:16] Shin
    Is it?
[00:17] Gin
    That's right.
[00:18] Gin
    Until now, we've been taking
    advertising too lightly.
[00:21] Gin
    In other words,
[00:23] Gin
    we've been taking Shigesato's
    nostrils too lightly!
[00:25] Shin
    Uh, I haven't!
[00:26] Shin
    I played the Mother series in its entirety!
[00:29] Gin
    He may be a famous copywriter
    who made the Mother series,
[00:32] Gin
    but nobody wants to enter the
    nostril of an old man, right?
[00:35] Gin
    Basically, advertising acts
    as a gateway to your business!
SIGN    Welcome.
[00:38] Shin
    Nostrils aren't gateways, damn it!
[00:40] Gin
    Anyway!
[00:41] Gin
    The anime is in its third season,
[00:43] Gin
    and we've even made two movies.
[00:45] Gin
    We need a second wind right now.
[00:47] Gin
    We've reached a point where we have to
    show off how cool and awesome Odd Jobs is
[00:51] Gin
    in order to attract new customers.
[00:54] Shin
    Why all this talk about flashback
    arcs and second winds lately?
[00:57] Shin
    Just how worried are you?
[01:00] Gin
    And that's why
[01:01] Gin
    I figured I'd ask you guys if you
    have any ideas for the poster.
[01:04] Gin
    For example, this is the poster
    for a certain famous game.
SIGN    Don't cry until the ending.
[01:12] Shin
    In the end, you're totally
    neck deep in his nostrils!
[01:15] Shin
    His nostril hair already has
    a vice grip on your heart!
SIGN    Don't cry until the ending.
[01:19] Gin
    "Don't cry until the ending."
SIGN    Don't cry until the ending.
[01:22] Gin
    Now this is what you call a copy.
[01:24] Gin
    And as you can see, the
    key visual perfectly captures
[01:30] Gin
    the image of the product...
[01:33] Gin
    I can't!
SIGN    Don't cry until the ending.
[01:36] Gin
    Sorry, I need a moment.
[01:37] Shin
    Don't cry until the ending!
[01:39] Kag
    So we just have to show off Odd Jobs'
    appeal with visuals and text?
[01:43] Gin
    Exactly.
[01:46] Shin
    That won't be easy.
[01:47] Shin
    Especially the copy.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[01:49] Kag
    We should base it off Mother to an extent.
[01:53] Kag
    How about this?
[01:59] Kag
    "How much longer until the opening?"
SIGN    How much longer until the opening?
[02:01] Shin
    What kind of copy is that?!
SIGN    Guys With Big Nostrils 
    Also Have Big Imaginations
SIGN    Snack Otose
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[03:40] Gin
    We need a copy that tells people what we do,
[03:43] Gin
    while at the same time making
    them want to take a peek inside.
[03:47] Kag
    You mean telling them what this shop's like?
[03:49] Gin
    Something like this, for example.
SIGN    It's okay as long as you  don't go beyond peing
[03:55] W**
    "It's okay as long as you
    don't go beyond peing."
[03:57] Shin**
    What kind of shop are we?!
[03:59] Shin
    That's just a flyer for a brothel!
[04:01] Shin
    What, Odd Jobs allows peing?!
[04:03] Gin**
    It's just saying that in
    this frigid modern society,
[04:06] Gin
    we can provide some peing for
    the soul, know what I mean?
[04:08] Shin**
    We'll end up getting a call from JARO!
[04:10] Shin
    Also, would you break free of
    Mother's spell already?!
[04:12] Shin
    You're completely bound by it!
[04:14] Kag
    Well, all men do have mother complexes.
[04:16] Shin
    That's not what I meant!
SIGN    Sugar Content
[04:18] Gin
    Fine.
[04:19] Gin
    Let's change the theme, then.
[04:21] Gin
    Forget about Odd Jobs.
[04:23] Gin
    Let's advertise this anime.
[04:24] Gin
    Sell some DVDs and Blu-rays.
[04:26] Shin
    Are we really gonna do
    such explicit shilling?
[04:28] Gin
    You can't run a business
    by sugarcoating everything.
[04:31] Gin
    You gotta be explicit with it.
[04:33] Shin
    No, that's not your business!
[04:34] Shin
    It's Aniplex's job!
[04:36] Kag
    How about this, then?
SIGN    I still can't come up with an ending.
[04:42] Sor
    "I still can't come up with an ending."
[04:43] Shin
    That's too explicit!
[04:44] Shin
    And explicit is all it is!
    It's not advertising anything!
[04:46] Shin
    All it did was expose the
    mangaka's dark secrets!
[04:48] Kag
    It's about time
[04:49] Kag
    we made it clear why this anime's been
    dragging its feet for nine years,
[04:53] Kag
    stopping and starting all the time.
[04:55] Gin
    Kagura...
[04:56] Gin
    At times like these,
[04:57] Gin
    it's better to say the ending was finalized
    right from the start or something.
[05:01] Gin
    Or else they'll think the anime did
    the final chapter thoughtlessly.
SIGN    I still can't come up with an ending.
[05:05] Kag
    Oh, so it's better if the ending is finalized?
[05:08] Shin
    Why are you finalizing the mangaka's ending?!
[05:11] Shin
    Calm down for a second!
[05:13] Shin
    Instead of making things too complicated,
[05:15] Shin
    let's just talk about
    this anime's good points.
SIGN    Sugar Content
SIGN    Sugar Content
SIGN    Sugar Content
SIGN    We got nothing.
[05:35] All
    "We got nothing."
[05:36] Shin
    That's depressing!
[05:36] Shin
    That can't be true!
[05:37] Shin
    We've gotten all the way up to episode 274,
    so there's gotta be at least one thing!
SIGN    We got no glasses in this thing.
[05:42] Bo
    "We got no glasses in this thing."
[05:43] Shin
    What do you mean, no glasses?!
[05:44] Shin
    They're here!
[05:45] Shin
    They're shining brilliantly
    right in front of my eyes!
SIGN    Isn't he annoying? Why doesn't he suggest something  instead of complaining?
[05:49] Gin
    "Isn't he annoying?"
[05:50] Kag
    "Why doesn't he suggest something
    instead of complaining?"
[05:53] Shin
    Why are you using the copy
    to have a conversation?!
SIGN    No one in glasses until the ending.
[05:56] Bo
    "No one in glasses until the ending."
[05:58] Shin
    Even the guy in glasses got his ending finalized!
[06:01] Shin
    Come on, knock it off already!
[06:03] Shin
    You call this advertising?!
[06:05] Shin
    At this rate, we'll never finish the poster!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[06:08] Shin
    Let's forget about Mother for now.
[06:10] Shin
    Think outside the box.
[06:12] Shin
    We can just decide on the visuals first,
SIGN    Sugar Content
[06:13] Shin
    and match the copy to that.
[06:16] Gin
    Well, we certainly don't have the
    time to be getting stuck here.
[06:20] Shin
    Let's go with pictures we've already taken.
[06:23] Shin
    People can remember our faces that way.
[06:28] Shin
    First, let's decide which photos to use.
[06:32] Shin
    Okay, these three.
[06:34] Gin
    How are we gonna turn these totally
    different photos into a poster?
SIGN    Sugar Content
[06:38] Shin
    Like this.
[06:41] Gin
    Ah, I get it.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[06:42] Gin
    I've seen stuff like this before.
[06:44] Kag
    I guess it works.
[06:46] Shin
    The biggest problem is the copy.
[06:48] Gin
    We've got three spaces here,
    so we should make use of them.
[06:52] Shin
    How about something like this?
SIGN    Cynical Slob
[06:55] Gin
    "Cynical slob."
SIGN    Always on the Job
[06:57] Shin
    "Akways on the job."
SIGN    Shyest of the Mob
[06:59] Kag
    "Shyest of the mob."
SIGN    Cynical Slob
SIGN    Always on  the Job
SIGN    Shyest of the Mob
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[07:02] All
    "Odd Jobs Gin-chan!"
[07:04] Gin
    Nah, that's kinda stale.
[07:05] Kag
    And corny.
[07:07] Shin
    But it rhymes!
[07:08] Gin
    That kind of thinking itself is stale.
[07:10] Gin
    You're like an old man who thinks
    doing things like a rapper is trendy.
[07:14] Kag
    And how come you're the only one who gets a
[07:16] Kag
    nice description like "always on the job"?
[07:18] Kag
    Damn Bespectacled Bob!
[07:19] Shin
    Nothing else came to mind!
[07:20] Shin
    You try it, then!
[07:23] Kag
    You need to treat everyone
    equally at times like these.
[07:26] Kag
    What do you think of this?
SIGN    Judy
[07:29] Gin
    "Judy"
SIGN    and
[07:31] Shin
    "and"
SIGN    Marie
[07:34] Kag
    "Marie!"
SIGN    Judy
SIGN    and
SIGN    Marie
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[07:36] All
    "Odd Jobs Gin-chan!"
[07:37] Shin
    How is that a good use of the three spaces?!
[07:39] Shin
    Good for you! You get to be Marie!
[07:41] Shin
    Why am I "and"?!
[07:42] Shin
    Is there any point to me living?!
[07:43] Kag
    I actually wanted to use "Chge and
    "Asa," but now's not a good time!
[07:47] Shin
    That'd be bad!
[07:48] Shin
    We definitely can't do that on air right now!
[07:49] Shin
    Wait.
[07:50] Shin
    I'd still be "and" then, too!
[07:52] Gin
    Settle down, you two.
[07:53] Gin
    Jeez, you're fighting
    over something so stupid.
[07:56] Gin
    This is why I can't stand kids.
[07:58] Gin
    Let the adult here distribute it evenly.
[08:00] Gin
    "Love, heartache, resili"
SIGN    Love, Heartache, Resili
[08:02] Shin
    "ence,"
SIGN    ence
[08:03] Kag
    "and"
SIGN    and
SIGN    Love,  Heartache, Resili
SIGN    ence,
SIGN    and
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[08:04] All
    "Odd Jobs Gin-chan!"
[08:06] Shin
    You're being too greedy!
[08:07] Shin
    Wouldn't one normally let us have
    the heartache and resilience?!
[08:11] Kag
    Talk about dirty! Is that how
    an adult should be acting?!
[08:14] Gin
    It's too early for you guys.
[08:16] Gin
    I was offering to carry
    all of the load, you know.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[08:19] Gin
    Then how about this?
[08:20] Gin
    Why don't we each write our own copy?
[08:22] Shin
    But they'd be all over the place, then.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[08:25] Gin
    In that case, we can just set a theme.
[08:27] Gin
    Like the passion you have
    for work or something.
[08:29] Shin
    Oh, that sounds good.
[08:31] Shin
    Let's go with that.
SIGN    I'll do my beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[08:32] Gin
    "I'll do my best!"
SIGN    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!
SIGN    The workers are all  nice people, so feel  free to stop by.
[08:35] Shin
    "The workers are all nice people,
    so feel free to stop by."
[08:38] Kag
    "I'll do it!"
SIGN    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!  I'll do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
SIGN    so feel free to stop by.
SIGN    I'll do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
SIGN    I'll do my bee
    eeeeeeeeeeee
    eeeeeeeeeeee
    eeeeeeeeeeee
    eeeeeeeeeest!
SIGN    The workers are all  nice people, so feel  free to stop by.
SIGN    I'll do iiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[08:42] Shin
    Think about the space constraints, damn it!
[08:44] Shin
    And you guys were just trying
    to write something long!
[08:47] Shin
    You're totally just out to crush me!
[08:49] Shin
    I quit!
[08:50] Shin
    I'm done trying to work with you two!
[08:52] Gin
    Right back at you, dumbass!
[08:54] Gin
    You guys have no talent for this!
[08:56] Kag
    Boil Shigesato's nostril hair in water
    and drink it, you useless hacks!
[08:59] Gin
    What did you just say?!
[09:00] Gin
    Want me to write our copy with your blood?!
[09:03] Kag
    You're on!
[09:03] Kag
    I'll rip off your dck, make a print
    of it, and use that as our poster!
[09:07] Shin
    Bring it!
[09:09] Shin
    On second thought, I'm sorry!
[09:10] Shin
    I got carried away!
[09:12] Shin
    W-Wait a sec, Gin-san, Kagura-cha—
[09:15] Shin
    I was wrong!
[09:17] Shin
    It wasn't my place to say anything!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[09:37] G
    There is but one reason we've
    all assembled here today.
SIGN    Kabuki District Association Meeting
[09:41] G
    In recent surveys taken by the government,
[09:44] G
    our Kabuki District has won the
[09:45] G
    triple crown of "least desirable place to live,"
    "scariest town," and "least happening town."
SIGN    Kabuki District Cleanup Drive
SIGN    (Survey results)  -Least desirable place to live  -Scariest town  - Least happening town
SIGN    Kabuki District
[09:50] G
    As such, I'd like to propose
[09:53] G
    a cleanup drive to improve
    the town's scenery, and...
[09:57] Ago
    Uh, I'm sorry,
[10:00] Ago
    but get lost, trash.
[10:01] G
    I'll be excusing myself now!
[10:03] Ago
    Improve the Kabuki District's image?
[10:05] Ago
    That's easy.
[10:07] Ago
    All we have to do is get rid of you yakuza.
SIGN    Kabuki District Four Devas Representative 
    King of Fist 
    Ago
[10:10] 73
    You monsters are the ones
    ruinin' the scenery.
[10:13] 73
    This ain't Universal Studios Japan.
SIGN    Kabuki District Four Devas Representative 
     Kurogoma Katsuo
[10:15] 73
    Nobody wants chins jumpin' out at 'em.
[10:17] Ago
    You dare call my chin a 3D attraction?
[10:21] 73
    After that war,
[10:22] 73
    the Kabuki District Four Devas were
    destroyed for all intents and purposes.
[10:26] 73
    Our boss retired,
[10:28] 73
    Kada disappeared,
[10:29] 73
    and Otose and Saigo have become
    completely docile lately.
[10:35] 73
    I came here to see the next generation
    of Four Devas I'll be competin' with,
[10:40] 73
    but it's lookin' like I can easily
    take control of this town myself.
[10:45] 73
    I'm outta here.
[10:46] 73
    Feel free to pick up the trash or
    get your chins fixed or whatever.
[10:51] Ago
    Katsuo,
[10:52] Ago
    haven't you heard about the
    new member of the Four Devas?
[10:56] Ago
    The super rookie that even
    Mama and Otose-san called
[10:59] Ago
    the person most likely to
    rule the Kabuki District?
[11:03] 73
    Super rookie?
[11:05] 73
    You don't mean...
[11:07] 73
    Him?
[11:10] 73
    What the hell?!
[11:12] 73
    Y-You're...
SIGN    Kabuki District Four Devas Representative 
    NEET Samurai 
    Sakata Gintoki
[11:18] Ago
    Pako!
[11:19] 73
    The super rookie got taken out already!
[11:22] Ago
    What are you saying?
[11:23] Ago
    Pako's just Pako.
[11:25] 73
    Th-Then...
[11:26] Ago
    Who did this to you?
[11:28] Gin
    R-Run away!
[11:30] Gin
    The super rookie is...
[11:31] Gin
    The Kabuki District Four
    Devas are done for...
[11:37] Ago
    What do you mean?
[11:38] Ago
    H-Hang in there, Pako!
[11:41] 73
    I-It's a raid!
[11:43] 73
    The new Deva is launchin' a raid!
[11:46] G
    Fortify the defenses!
[11:47] G
    Don't let them lay a finger on this town!
[11:55] 73
    Wha—
[12:00] Tae
    Now, this won't do.
[12:03] Tae
    We're in the middle of an important meeting.
[12:05] Tae
    You guys always try to slack off the
    moment one takes one's eyes off you.
[12:10] Tae
    We can't let Otose-san and the others
    do all our work for us forever.
[12:13] Tae
    From now on, as the new generation,
[12:16] Tae
    we have to keep the Kabuki District safe.
[12:20] Tae
    Right?
SIGN    New Kabuki District Deva 
    Queen of Kabuki District 
    Shimura Tae
SIGN    You Never Accept a New
    Sentai Series at the Start,
    But By the Final Episode, 
    You Don't Want It to End
SIGN    Measures to improve the Kabuki District's image
[12:30] Tae
    Now that we're all here, let's begin.
[12:34] Tae
    Our topic is how to improve
    the Kabuki District's image.
[12:39] Tae
    As you all know,
[12:41] Tae
    we've been ranked first in "least desirable 
    place to live," "scariest town,"
[12:41] 73
    Hey.
[12:42] 73
    How did a cabaret girl rise all
    the way to the position of Deva?
[12:44] Tae
    and "least happening town."
[12:46] Gin
    Gran Otose and Saigo encouraged
    her for some reason.
[12:50] Gin
    They even made me tag along. What a pain.
[12:53] Gin
    Forget about the Four Devas.
[12:53] Tae
    Let's think about how to give the
    Kabuki District a more positive image.
[12:55] Gin
    We're headed toward an era of gorilla rule.
[12:56] 73
    You gotta be kiddin'.
[12:58] 73
    As if we could obediently
    follow a cabaret girl!
[13:01] 73
    Most of all,
[13:02] 73
    I can't accept the next
    generation of Four Devas
[13:04] 73
    being comprised of a yakuza, a NEET samurai,
[13:05] 73
    a cabaret girl, and a baguette!
[13:08] Ago
    Whose chin are you calling a baguette?
[13:10] 73
    Lady, I dunno about this
    improvin' the image nonsense,
[13:13] 73
    but our town has many different faces.
[13:16] 73
    And I like everythin' about it, includin'
    the filthy and dangerous bits!
[13:21] Tae
    You're right, Katsuo-san.
[13:24] Tae
    If everyone were to get
    Botox or cosmetic surgery,
[13:27] Tae
    they'd all end up with the same
    pretty face and no individuality.
[13:31] Tae
    I'd rather take an approach
[13:32] Tae
    with which we can show that
    if you take a closer look,
[13:35] Tae
    this town is kinda nice, if a bit unruly.
[13:39] Tae
    I love our town, too, you see.
[13:42] G
    Hey, that young lady...
[13:43] G
    I thought she was just a violent gorilla,
    but she actually knows where it's at.
[13:47] 73
    Don't be moved by her words!
[13:48] 73
    I'll admit yer heart's in the right place,
[13:50] 73
    but how exactly are ya gonna approach this?
[13:53] 73
    Cleanin' up the trash again?
    Cleanin' up the baguettes?!
[13:56] 73
    You ain't gonna fool us with that!
[13:57] Ago
    I told you, I'm not a baguette!
[14:01] Tae
    I have an idea.
[14:03] Tae
    Why don't we all come up with a
    local mascot for the Kabuki District?
[14:07] G
    A local mascot?
[14:08] G
    I've heard of those!
[14:10] G
    Like Nara's Sento-kun,
    and Kumamoto's Kumamon,
[14:13] O
    and that bouncy, squeaky thing!
[14:15] O
    They're weirdly-designed SD characters
    holding the area's local specialties, right?
SIGN    Kabuki District Station
[14:19] Tae
    That way, people could gain an affinity
    for the town along with the mascot.
[14:23] Tae
    And if it goes well, we could bring wealth to
    the town by selling character merchandise.
[14:27] Tae
    I think we can profile the Kabuki District's
    charm from a different perspective.
[14:31] 73
    Are you stupid?!
[14:32] 73
    Like hell we could sell somethin'
    that fancy in this town of hooligans!
[14:35] 73
    What the hell is the Kabuki District's
    local specialty, anyway?
[14:37] 73
    You ain't gonna profile cabaret
    clubs or splands, are ya?!
[14:41] Ago**
    We can solve that problem by
    summing it all up as "nightlife."
[14:45] Ago
    Beyond that, if we give it a name that
    puns on "Kabuki District," we'll be fine.
[14:48] Gin
    Nightlife and Kabuki District...
[14:51] Gin
    How about something like this?
SIGN    Kabuki-kun
[14:53] Gin
    Kabuki-kun.
[14:55] 73
    You're taking the gangster
    meaning of "kabuki"?!
[14:57] 73
    What part of him is an SD mascot?
[14:58] 73
    His glare seems awfully menacing!
SIGN    Local Mascot  Kabuki-kun  Ashtrays
[15:00] Gin
    You can tell at a glance that
    you could enjoy the nightlife here.
[15:05] Ago
    He's a fine man, and it's not a bad idea...
[15:08] Ago
    But I'm not sure about the name "Kabuki-kun."
[15:11] Ago
    Shouldn't we go with a
    fancier name and visual?
[15:14] Ago
    Like Kumamon.
[15:16] Gin
    Right.
[15:17] Gin
    How about this, then?
SIGN    Kaburimon
[15:20] Gin
    Kaburimon.
[15:21] 73
    That's advertising something totally different!
[15:24] Gin
    Isn't having something on top (kaburu)
    fancier than being circumcised?
[15:27] 73
    My ass!
[15:28] 73
    All you did was give
    Kabuki-kun an extra layer!
[15:31] Gin
    In that case...
[15:33] Gin
    Shall we try taking it all off?
SIGN    Kaburimon
[15:35] O
    Good morning!
[15:37] 73
    Why is there a guy inside Kaburimon
    with something else on his top?
[15:40] 73
    How'd he grow his hair back?
[15:41] Gin
    He didn't.
SIGN    Oh! Tokudana!
[15:42] 73
    He didn't, but it's there!
[15:44] 73
    He's makin' it look like he has!
[15:46] Gin
    Should we take that off as well?
[15:48] 73
    No need! No need to take it off!
[15:53] O
    Good morning!
SIGN    Kaburimon
[15:54] Gin
    Like this, there'll be a tiny
    Kaburimon inside Kaburimon.
[15:57] Gin
    And inside that tiny Kaburimon...
[15:59] O
    Good morning!
[16:02] O
    Good morning!
[16:03] 73
    What's this, a matryoshka doll?!
[16:03] O
    Good morning!
[16:05] Ago
    Well, it does look more like a
    local specialty product now...
[16:08] 73
    How so?!
[16:09] 73
    In the end, it's turned into
    Russia's local specialty!
[16:11] Ago
    But this part right here is too
    prim and proper for an SD mascot.
SIGN    Kaburimon
[16:14] Ago
    It looks so unnaturally good,
    it ends up feeling fake.
[16:18] 73
    Enough about Kaburimon already!
[16:20] Ago
    The appeal of SD mascots lies in the
    fact that they seem amateurish...
[16:24] Ago
    That they're not as refined as they could be.
[16:26] Ago
    Like, "we forcibly put a cute animal and our
    local specialty together" or something.
[16:30] Gin
    Yeah, I know what you mean.
[16:32] Ago
    Why don't we start with an
    animal and take it from there?
[16:36] Ago
    For example, something like this.
SIGN    Kabukat
[16:39] Ago
    We use a cat as the base and
    dress it like a cabaret girl.
[16:42] Gin
    Yeah, that could work.
[16:44] 73
    That chin's too long!
SIGN    Kabugiraffe
[16:46] Ago
    Or a giraffe dressed like a host.
[16:48] 73
    Seriously, that chin's too long!
SIGN    Inoki
[16:50] Ago
    Or a chin dressed like a pro wrestler.
[16:53] 73
    The only feature there is a long chin!
[16:55] 73
    What is wrong with your eyes?!
[16:57] 73
    Does everythin' look like
    it has long chins to you?!
[17:00] Ago
    What? Isn't this normal length?
[17:01] 73
    You have a weird standard for chins!
[17:03] 73
    The world doesn't revolve
    around chins, you know!
[17:06] Gin
    We could use this chin and put inside it...
[17:11] Ino
    One!
[17:12] Ino
    Two!
[17:14] Ino
    Three!
[17:27] 73
    Quit tryin' to solve everything
    with matryoshka dolls!
[17:30] Tae
    Listening to you all makes me think
[17:32] Tae
    we're restricting ourselves to
    the Kabuki District too much.
[17:35] Tae
    Let's forget about the Kabuki District
    for a bit and think more freely.
[17:40] Ina
    Baby!
[17:41] Tae
    On that note, let's go
    with Inaba-san from B'z!
[17:44] Ina
    Baby!
[17:45] 73
    That's thinking too freely!
[17:46] 73
    He has nothing to do with the Kabuki District!
[17:49] 73
    You just like him!
[17:50] Tae
    I'm sure he's visited the Kabuki
    District at least once.
[17:53] 73
    And you're okay with such
    a flimsy connection?!
[17:55] Gin
    Then in order to link Inaba
    to the Kabuki District,
[17:58] Gin
    let's start with his hot pants.
[18:01] 73
    Why'd Kuniko pop out of Inaba?!
[18:04] Gin
    Kuniko reminds me of...
[18:05] Kun
    Chin.
[18:06] 73
    Why'd this turn into Magical Banana?!
[18:09] Gin
    Chin reminds me of chin.
[18:13] Ago
    Chin reminds me of chin.
[18:17] Gin
    Chin reminds me of chin.
[18:21] Ago
    Chin reminds me of chin.
[18:24] 73
    You're staying on "chin" too long!
[18:26] Ago
    Chin reminds me of long.
[18:30] Gin
    Long reminds me of hair.
[18:32] O
    Good morning!
[18:33] Ago
    Hair reminds me of wig.
[18:35] O
    Good morning!
[18:36] Gin
    Wig reminds me of wig.
[18:38] O
    Good morning!
[18:38] Ago
    Wig reminds me of Zura.
[18:38] 73
    You ended up back at Kaburimon!
[18:40] O
    Good morning!
[18:41] 73
    Enough is enough!
[18:42] 73
    I'm done with this crap!
[18:44] 73
    We're outta here!
[18:46] Tae
    Then what would you suggest, Katsuo-san?
[18:49] 73
    What would I suggest?
[18:50] 73
    I've been against the local
    mascot thing all along.
[18:53] Tae
    What exactly don't you like about the idea?
[18:56] Tae
    I'd love to hear your thoughts.
[18:59] Tae
    Even if they're terribly harsh.
[19:02] Tae
    So please.
[19:06] 73
    Well, if I were to symbolize
    the Kabuki District's identity,
[19:10] 73
    I wouldn't limit it to just
    cabaret girls or hosts.
[19:14] 73
    There are cabaret girls,
[19:15] 73
    trannies,
[19:16] 73
    shady samurai,
[19:18] 73
    and gangsters.
[19:20] 73
    A chaotic mix of all those
    blacks and whites...
[19:23] 73
    That's what Kabuki District is all about.
[19:28] 73
    Long story short,
[19:29] 73
    you need to be more than just
    cute to cut it in this town.
[19:34] Tae
    Blacks and whites...
[19:38] 73
    Let's go.
[19:39] Tae
    Um, Katsuo-san!
[19:45] Tae
    Thank you.
[19:47] Tae
    Also, I'm glad to have learned
    that you truly love this town.
[19:53] Tae
    We'll definitely create a local
    mascot you'll approve of.
[20:03] G
    Bro, at first I thought that girl
    was nothing but a violent gorilla,
[20:08] G
    but she's really just doing
    her best to help this town...
[20:12] 73
    Shut it!
[20:16] 73
    I won't accept it.
[20:17] 73
    A girl like that?
[20:20] 73
    One of the Kabuki District's Four Devas?
[20:23] 73
    I'll never accept it.
[20:27] G
    Bro!
[20:29] G
    We got a delivery addressed to you.
[20:32] 73
    Who's it from?
SIGN    Kabuki District Association
[20:33] G
    The Kabuki District Association.
SIGN    With your help, we've managed to create a local  mascot for the Kabuki District. Thank you so much.  - Kabuki District Association   P.S. We're returning the favor, seven for three.  Seven went to Kabuki District, and the three is for you, Katsuo-san. Feel free to use them however you like.
[20:38] Tae
    With your help, we've managed to create
    a local mascot for the Kabuki District.
[20:42] Tae
    Thank you so much.
[20:45] 73
    This is stupid.
[20:47] 73
    But I guess I can accept that
    she truly loves the Kabuki District.
[20:53] 73
    You louts!
[20:54] 73
    Go sell these all over the Kabuki District!
[20:57] 73
    The Jirocho Family gets
    to keep all the revenue!
[20:59] G
    O-Okay!
[21:01] 73
    I wonder what those idiots ended up making.
[21:04] G
    This will earn us a fortune.
[21:07] G
    I've never seen such a cute mascot before.
[21:09] G
    Look!
[21:12] G
    It's called Burakkuma, apparently.
[21:13] 73
    I've totally seen that bear before!
[21:14] 73
    It's totally black market merch now!
[21:17] G
    What do you mean?
[21:18] G
    It makes for a perfect cell phone strap!
[21:20] 73
    No, that ain't the issue.
[21:22] 73
    This is a ripoff!
[21:23] C
    Excuse me.
[21:27] C
    We've received information that you're
    illegally selling Rilakumas here.
[21:31] 73
    That bitch!
[21:33] 73
    And you. What did you just hide there?
[21:37] Tae
    I'm sorry,
[21:38] Tae
    but I need the people defiling
    my Kabuki District to disappear.
[21:42] Tae
    You said it best, Katsuo-san.
[21:46] Tae
    You need to be more than just
    cute to cut it in this town.
[21:52] 73
    You'll pay for this,
[21:54] 73
    you damn bitch!
SIGN    Preview
[23:31] FT
    Would you like your fortune told?
SIGN    A shady fortuneteller calls out to Kyubei.
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] FT
    You people must face up to
    the sex you've been given.
SIGN    And then...
SIGN    9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei
[23:46] Gin
    Huh? What the hell?
SIGN    Huh? What the hell?
SIGN    Men into women? Women into men??
SIGN    Next week,
SIGN    the "Genderbend Arc" begins!