# E267 - Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt
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**[01:34] Shin**
Due to a twist of fate,
**[01:36] Shin**
Gin-san was entrusted with the Universal Clock,
which controls time across the universe,
**[01:39] Shin**
by the Watchmen of Time.
**[01:44] Shin**
However, he accidentally destroyed it,
**[01:49] Shin**
causing the universe's time to stop.
**[01:53] Shin**
As the only ones left unaffected
by the laws of time,
**[01:56] Shin**
we tried to get the world back on track by
**[01:58] Shin**
frantically jumping to various
points in the past and future.
**[02:02] Shin**
But not only did we fail to repair the clock,
**[02:04] Shin**
we kept ending up in futures where
someone met an untimely fate.
**[02:08] Shin**
Damn it. There's gotta be a way.
**[02:12] Shin**
There's gotta be a way to save everyone.
**[02:16] Shin**
*I know it...*
**[02:19] Shin**
*I'm sure of it!*
**[02:27] Gen**
You... still have that much strength in you?!
**[02:32] Mad**
I'll die with you!
**[02:34] Gen**
Let go!
**[02:36] Gen**
I'm sorry.
**[02:37] Gen**
I'll never pick my nose again!
**[02:40] Mad**
I'm not falling for your tricks again!
**[02:45] Pic**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:47] Pic**
Are you ready?
**[02:49] Mad**
Do it!
**[02:51] Gen**
W-Wait!
**[02:54] Pic**
Special Beam Attack!
***SIGN*** Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt
**[03:25] Gin**
This is hopeless.
**[03:26] Gin**
No matter how many times we try,
we keep reaching a future where
**[03:29] Gin**
either the geezer or Hasegawa-san dies.
**[03:31] Shin**
How did the future come to this?!
**[03:33] Shin**
Also, they're *both* dead here!
**[03:35] Shin**
What did you even do to reach a future
where the two of them get pierced
**[03:38] Shin**
by a Special Beam Attack?!
**[03:40] Gin**
I don't remember the details.
**[03:42] Gin**
However, it's quite likely
**[03:43] Gin**
that they aren't dying because of the Special
Beam Attack or getting run over by a truck,
**[03:50] Gin**
but because of us.
**[03:52] Gin**
Basically,
**[03:53] Gin**
the very fact that we came in contact
with the geezer to get the clock fixed
**[03:57] Gin**
raised a death flag for them.
**[04:00] Gin**
At that point, we were already en route
to a future where someone dies.
**[04:04] Gin**
After that, it didn't matter if we
managed to stop the truck or P*ccolo.
**[04:07] Gin**
We still couldn't prevent their deaths.
**[04:10] Gin**
There was only ever one way
we could save their lives:
**[04:13] Gin**
by not coming into contact with them at all.
**[04:16] Shin**
D-Does that mean
**[04:18] Shin**
there's no way to fix the clock?
**[04:22] Shin**
No one but Gengai-san could possibly repair it.
**[04:26] Shin**
Are you saying the world will
stay frozen in place forever?
**[04:32] Gin**
No.
**[04:33] Gin**
There's one route that lets us save the world.
**[04:36] Shin**
Don't tell me...
**[04:38] Shin**
The route where Hasegawa-san
dies instead of Gengai-san?
**[04:42] Kag**
But that's too cruel.
**[04:44] Shin**
Do you mean to say we have to sacrifice
someone if we want to save the world?
**[04:48] Shin**
Are you telling us to choose
such a heartless path?!
**[04:52] Gin**
I'm not saying anything of the sort.
**[04:54] Gin**
If fixing the clock means someone dies,
then we just won't fix it.
***SIGN*** The battery is running low. Please replace it.
**[05:01] Gin**
We can just replace the battery!
**[05:07] Shin**
Gin-san, what are you talking about?
**[05:10] Gin**
When I took a closer look at the clock,
**[05:12] Gin**
I found one face with a digital display
that was frozen in this state.
**[05:16] Gin**
That means it was never
broken in the first place.
**[05:20] Gin**
It was simply my misunderstanding.
**[05:22] Gin**
This clock just has a dead battery!
**[05:25] Gin**
Final Attack!
**[05:29] Kag**
We should've done this from the start.
**[05:32] Kag**
If only this moron were dead,
**[05:33] Kag**
we wouldn't be in this situation
immediately after returning.
**[05:36] Kag**
What did we even put in all that effort for?
**[05:40] Kag**
We should've checked over the whole clock first.
**[05:42] Shin**
Who would've thought it
just had a dead battery?
**[05:45] Shin**
Talk about jumping to conclusions.
**[05:47] Kag**
But now, all we need to do
is replace the battery,
**[05:50] Kag**
and nobody but this moron will have to die.
**[05:52] Kag**
The world will start operating like normal again.
**[05:54] Shin**
That said, why does the clock that controls
**[05:57] Shin**
the entire universe's time run on AA batteries?
**[06:00] Kag**
That was no ordinary AA battery.
**[06:03] Kag**
It seemed like a type that'd
be hard to find on Earth.
**[06:07] Shin**
That's why we're going back to
the scene of the crash, right?
**[06:10] Shin**
The Watchmen of Time who
were protecting this clock
**[06:13] Shin**
might have some extra batter—
**[06:17] (Flashback) C**
Roger that!
**[06:18] (Flashback) C**
Hey, clear the way!
**[06:20] (Flashback) C**
Casualty coming through!
**[06:23] Shin**
Wh-What?
**[06:25] Shin**
The Shinsengumi are
investigating the crash site!
**[06:28] Kag**
This is bad.
**[06:29] Kag**
They might've already taken
everything away as evidence.
**[06:33] Kag**
That's...
**[06:35] (Flashback) Oki**
Uh, Hijikata-san, what is that?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hij**
Beats me. Maybe a battery of some sort?
**[06:42] Shin**
We found it!
**[06:43] Shin**
There's no doubt about it.
**[06:44] Shin**
Hijikata-san's holding an extra battery.
**[06:46] Kag**
Guess it was just before they took it away.
**[06:49] Kag**
Thank goodness. Now the clock—
**[06:52] Kag**
Hey, he's frozen with the battery in his hand.
**[06:57] Kag**
He's clutching it unbelievably hard!
**[06:59] Kag**
I can't even get him to budge!
**[07:01] Gin**
Step aside. Your methods are too soft.
**[07:04] Gin**
Let go, damn it!
**[07:06] Gin**
Instead of the battery, grab
your own d*ck or something!
**[07:09] Shin**
How is punching him in the face gonna help?!
**[07:13] Shin**
And who are *you* even beating up?!
**[07:16] Gin**
What's going on here?
**[07:17] Gin**
He's holding on to the battery for dear life.
**[07:20] Gin**
Is it a memento of his grandpa?
**[07:21] Shin**
Why would his grandpa run on batteries?
**[07:23] Shin**
It's just that time's frozen.
**[07:25] Shin**
Using force is pointless.
**[07:27] Shin**
Oh, I know.
**[07:28] Shin**
We just have to move the clock
**[07:29] Shin**
a tiny bit forward to a future
where he lets go of the battery.
**[07:32] Gin**
I get it. Good idea.
**[07:35] Kag**
Here goes.
**[07:38] Hij**
Hey, Kondo-san.
**[07:42] Gin**
He's still holding on to it.
**[07:44] Shin**
Looks like he took it back with him.
**[07:46] Shin**
Let's move time forward a little more.
**[07:49] Hij**
Are you stupid?
**[07:51] Hij**
The amount of vinegar in it
is what really matters!
**[07:58] Kag**
He still hasn't let go of it.
**[08:00] Gin**
Why is he clutching it in his sleep, too?
**[08:03] Shin**
Maybe he just forgot he was holding it?
**[08:05] Shin**
Let's go a little further.
**[08:08] Hij**
Just because it's handmade
mayonnaise doesn't make it good.
**[08:14] Shin**
Let's go a little further.
**[08:20] Shin**
A little further.
**[08:30] Shin**
He reached the end of his lifespan
still clutching the battery!
**[08:33] Gin**
Hey! What's the meaning of this?
**[08:35] Gin**
Why'd his life end without him
ever letting go of the battery?
**[08:38] Gin**
Even in his coffin, he's clutching it!
**[08:40] Gin**
In fact, it's filled with batteries!
**[08:42] Shin**
Why is this guy so attached to batteries?
**[08:45] Shin**
This is harassment!
**[08:46] Shin**
He's trying to interfere with us,
no matter how you look at it!
**[08:49] Kag**
Wait, could it be that he was
running on batteries all along?
**[08:53] Gin**
We won't have a chance to get
the battery back in the future.
**[08:56] Gin**
Kagura.
**[08:57] Kag**
Gotcha.
**[09:05] Gin**
And we're back where we started.
Well just have to settle things here.
**[09:09] Shin**
But how, exactly?
**[09:11] Gin**
Doesn't matter how! We've just gotta do it!
**[09:14] Kag**
If the three of us work together,
we should be able to do it!
**[09:18] Shin**
It's impossible! I told you,
using force is pointless!
**[09:21] Kag**
Oh, it popped out!
**[09:23] Kag**
The battery...
**[09:25] Gin**
Or, well, his arm.
**[09:26] Shin**
What the hell did you do?!
**[09:27] Shin**
This is why I told you to stop!
**[09:29] Shin**
Poor Hijikata-san!
**[09:31] Shin**
What are we gonna do once
time goes back to normal?
**[09:33] Shin**
What's gonna happen to him?!
**[09:34] Gin**
Can you blame us?
**[09:35] Gin**
He literally held the fate
of the world in his hand!
**[09:38] Gin**
And now we've got the battery.
**[09:41] Kag**
It's no good.
**[09:42] Kag**
The battery won't go in
'cause his fist's in the way.
**[09:45] Shin**
In the end, all you've done is
crush the fate of the world!
**[09:48] Gin**
Settle down.
**[09:49] Gin**
If we move time forward now,
**[09:51] Gin**
surely his arm will lose strength
**[09:53] Gin**
and the battery will fall out.
**[09:54] Shin**
But then he'd find out that
his arm was yanked off!
**[09:56] Gin**
For now,
**[09:58] Gin**
let's replace his arm
**[10:01] Gin**
with a Matsui stick or something.
**[10:03] Shin**
Why a Matsui stick?!
**[10:04] Gin**
Well, this way,
**[10:06] Gin**
he can clean the grooves
of sliding doors, windows,
**[10:08] Gin**
and sash windows in the blink of an eye.
**[10:10] Gin**
Add some baking soda,
and the back of the gas stove
**[10:13] Gin**
and the corners of the sink
will be clean and sparkly, too.
**[10:16] Gin**
He'll also be able to clean
spots beyond arm's reach easily.
***SIGN*** Matsui Stick
**[10:20] Gin**
And he won't find out, because things
will be more convenient for him now.
**[10:22] Shin**
I don't know why you're talking about
**[10:23] Shin**
things "beyond arm's reach" when
he doesn't even *have* an arm!
**[10:27] Gin**
All right. Move the clock forward, Kagura.
**[10:29] Kag**
Here goes.
**[10:31] Oki**
Hijikata-san, what is that?
**[10:34] Hij**
Oh, it's a battery-powered
**[10:38] Hij**
Super-Electric Matsui Stick RX.
***SIGN*** Super-Electric Matsui Stick RX
**[10:43] Shin**
The battery became a part
of the Matsui stick!
**[10:45] Gin**
What's going on?
**[10:47] Gin**
How is he still holding on to the
battery when his arm's gone?!
**[10:49] Gin**
Why has the Matsui stick evolved?!
**[10:52] Oki**
So, does it come in handy?
**[10:54] Hij**
Yeah.
**[10:55] Hij**
It has the power to squeeze out every
last drop of mayonnaise in a flash.
**[11:00] Shin**
Forget evolved, it's regressed!
**[11:02] Shin**
This has just made it
harder to get the battery!
**[11:05] Shin**
What do we do?!
**[11:08] Gin**
Hey...
**[11:09] Gin**
Someone's peeking over that wall at us.
**[11:11] Shin**
Elizabeth-san!
***SIGN*** Look, Katsura-san. A UFO's crashed in the neighboring lot.
**[11:13] Shin**
What's he doing there?
**[11:15] Shin**
Was he keeping on eye on what his
enemies, the Shinsengumi, were up to?
**[11:21] (Flashback) Zu**
Hey, Elizabeth!
**[11:23] (Flashback) Zu**
Don't let your guard down!
The enemy stands before your eyes!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Zu**
If you think you can catch my ultimate pitch,
**[11:29] (Flashback) Zu**
let's see you try it!
**[11:34] Gin**
Where do these guys think
they're playing catch?!
**[11:36] Gin**
Your enemy really is
standing before your eyes!
**[11:39] Shin**
Were these terrorists playing
around without even knowing
**[11:42] Shin**
the Shinsengumi were in the next lot?
**[11:44] Shin**
I guess idiots are just idiots, no matter
what moment they freeze in!
**[11:47] Kag**
But this is convenient.
**[11:49] Kag**
I just had a great idea.
**[11:51] Kag**
First, we make a Katsura stick.
**[11:55] Shin**
Hey! What the hell's a Katsura stick?!
**[11:57] Kag**
Then we replace Mayo-guy's Matsui
stick with the Katsura stick.
**[12:02] Shin**
Just how simple is their body configuration?
What are they, plastic models?
**[12:07] Kag**
Now, if we just stick the Matsui
stick here and move time forward,
**[12:11] Kag**
we can manipulate him into throwing
the battery as part of playing catch!
**[12:15] Shin**
Manipulate him, my ass!
**[12:16] Shin**
It's obvious he'll get freaked out
that his arm is now a Matsui stick!
**[12:22] Kag**
We can just return everything to normal
**[12:24] Kag**
once we get the battery and
get the clock running again.
**[12:27] Kag**
On that note,
**[12:28] Kag**
play ball!
**[12:44] Shin**
The Matsui stick is way too powerful!
**[12:58] Shin**
The Matsui stick is way too powerful!
**[13:01] Shin**
It's turned most of this
place into scorched earth!
**[13:03] Shin**
Forget catch, the ball's pierced
through everything, never to return!
**[13:07] Shin**
What exactly happened here?
**[13:10] (Flashback) Zu**
Hey, Elizabeth!
**[13:12] (Flashback) Zu**
Here I come!
**[13:15] (Flashback) Zu**
Eat this...
**[13:17] (Flashback) Zu**
My ultimate pitch!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Zu**
See that?
**[13:28] (Flashback) Zu**
This is my Matsui Cyclone!
**[13:33] Kag**
That wasn't even a pitch.
It was just a Rocket Punch.
**[13:36] Gin**
How'd he get used to the Matsui stick and
master its use in a matter of seconds?
**[13:40] Shin**
That aside, where's the battery?
**[13:42] Shin**
Just how far did the Matsui stick go?
**[13:44] Shin**
Don't tell me it disintegrated
while holding the battery.
**[13:48] Gin**
Wait! What's that floating over there?
**[13:51] Shin**
There it is!
**[13:52] Shin**
Thank goodness. The battery's fine—
**[13:56] Kyu**
Otae-chan, look out!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[14:02] Shin**
It's not fine at all!
**[14:04] Shin**
Sis!
**[14:05] Shin**
Oh my God!
**[14:06] Shin**
This is the moment it hit my
sister's head at full speed!
**[14:09] Gin**
This is bad.
**[14:10] Gin**
If we don't do something,
the Matsui stick and the battery
**[14:12] Gin**
will be blown to smithereens
in the next 0.001 seconds!
**[14:14] Shin**
Worry about my sister instead!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[14:17] Gin**
We need to find a peaceful resolution.
**[14:19] Shin**
It's no use! The Matsui stick's not budging!
**[14:22] Shin**
At this rate, my sister will...
**[14:24] Gin**
Pachi-boy...
**[14:25] Gin**
It's impossible to change the fact
that she got hit with the punch.
**[14:28] Gin**
If we can change something, it's this.
**[14:31] Shin**
You broke the SFX!
**[14:34] Shin**
What the hell? How'd you do that?!
**[14:37] Gin**
"Wham" sounds really painful,
**[14:39] Gin**
but look, "ham" doesn't seem
like such a big deal, right?
**[14:43] Shin**
Is that really the issue here?!
**[14:45] Gin**
Still not enough, huh?
***SIGN*** Ham... or something, whatever!
**[14:48] Gin**
How about this, then?
**[14:49] Shin**
What kind of SFX is that?!
**[14:50] Shin**
And how'd you write that in mid-air?!
***SIGN*** Ham
**[14:54] Gin**
In that case...
**[14:56] Gin**
Let's go with Ham-san.
**[14:57] Shin**
Who the hell is Ham-san?!
**[14:59] Shin**
Why is the SFX walking on two legs?!
**[15:03] Ham**
Otae-chan, look out!
**[15:04] Shin**
Why are *you* going "Otae-chan, look out"?!
**[15:07] Shin**
That's Kyubei-san's line!
**[15:09] Gin**
I had Kyubei stay silent this time
**[15:12] Gin**
by giving her the bit I broke off earlier,
**[15:16] Gin**
in the form of one stick and two balls.
**[15:18] Shin**
What in the world are you using it for?!
**[15:20] Gin**
I think it'll take just a bit more
to make this convincing.
**[15:25] Ham**
Otae-chan, look out!
**[15:27] Gin**
There. This should sweep things under the rug.
**[15:29] Shin**
Hey! The SFX the Rocket Punch created
**[15:32] Shin**
is trying to stop the Rocket Punch!
**[15:34] Shin**
What's even going on here?!
**[15:37] Gin**
Ham-san did the best he could.
**[15:39] Gin**
Otae shouldn't go blind with rage now.
**[15:42] Shin**
Look, nothing's changed!
**[15:43] Shin**
The fact that she got hit with
the Rocket Punch hasn't changed!
**[15:46] Gin**
All right. Try moving the
clock forward, Kagura.
**[15:55] Tae**
*That's as far back as I can remember.*
**[15:58] Tae**
* I've lost my memories from before*
* I got hit with the Rocket Punch,*
**[16:03] Tae**
* but I could never forget the*
* gentle voice I heard back then.*
**[16:10] Kyu**
Congratulations, Otae-chan...
**[16:16] Tae**
*Yes, the voice I heard back then was Ham's.*
**[16:21] Tae**
* And to this day, it continues to stand*
* by my side and gently support me.*
**[16:27] Shin**
Why?!
**[16:29] Kag**
The boss lady looks so pretty!
**[16:30] Shin**
But why is she marrying a SFX?!
**[16:33] Kag**
Well, it seems like she lost her memories,
**[16:36] Kag**
and women are highly susceptible to
kindness when they're feeling down.
**[16:40] Kag**
Way to go, Ham bro!
**[16:42] Shin**
Ham bro, my foot!
**[16:43] Shin**
I won't stand for this, damn it!
**[16:45] Shin**
Also, he's totally become sentient!
**[16:49] Gin**
He's a devil created by the frozen time.
**[16:51] Gin**
Forcing this world, which can give
form to SFX and freeze them in place,
**[16:55] Gin**
and the original work's highly manga-like
form of expression into an anime
**[16:59] Gin**
must've breathed life into him.
**[17:01] Shin**
No, that's a monster *you* created!
**[17:03] Shin**
I won't stand for that marriage! Or that future!
**[17:05] Shin**
Hurry up and turn the clock back!
**[17:08] Gin**
Screw you. This is our chance to get the battery.
**[17:12] Gin**
Kagura, move the clock forward.
**[17:13] Kag**
Aye, aye.
**[17:16] Pri**
Now, the couple will exchange Rocket Punches,
**[17:20] Pri**
for that is what brought you two together.
**[17:23] Shin**
Why's the Rocket Punch acting
like some sort of wedding ring?!
**[17:27] Gin**
Rocket Punch and Rocket Punch...
**[17:29] Gin**
When they clash, both of their fists will crumble,
**[17:32] Gin**
and the battery that's been clutched
inside all this time will finally pop out!
**[17:35] Shin**
That's what exchanging
Rocket Punches is about?!
**[17:38] Shin**
What part of that is a vow
between a husband and wife?!
**[17:40] Gin**
Kagura, just one more push.
**[17:42] Kag**
Got it!
**[17:47] Shin**
Huh?
**[17:48] Ham**
Ham Fist!
**[17:49] Shin**
What?
**[17:51] Shin**
Wait, that's not exactly a Rocket Punch...
**[17:54] Shin**
My sister's using her bare fist!
**[17:57] Gin**
There it is!
**[17:58] Gin**
The battery finally popped out!
**[18:01] Ham**
Ham!
**[18:04] Gin**
Now the clock,
**[18:05] Gin**
and the world's time, will go back to normal!
**[18:08] Gin**
We can make it so everything
up until now never happened!
**[18:12] Gin**
Find it!
**[18:13] Gin**
There!
**[18:13] Gin**
Where'd it go?!
**[18:22] Shin**
Uh...
**[18:23] Shin**
Gin-san, this battery...
**[18:26] Shin**
It's not AA.
**[18:27] Shin**
It's AAA.
***SIGN*** The battery is running low.
Please replace it.
***SIGN*** The battery will run out shortly.
**[18:36] Shin**
Oh...
**[18:47] Shin**
At that moment,
**[18:49] Shin**
the entire universe's time
**[18:51] Shin**
truly came to a stop.
**[19:05] Ham**
What the ham are you guys
doing right after returning?
**[19:08] Ham**
Don't just leave me here on my own.
**[19:10] Ham**
Carrying on a show like this by
myself is more than I can hamdle.
**[19:21] Gin**
Shut up! I've been up for ages already!
**[19:25] Gin**
Huh?
**[19:26] Gin**
I thought I just heard
the alarm clock ring...
**[19:35] Oto**
I'm only gonna say this once, stupid curly!
**[19:37] Oto**
You'll cough up this and last month's rent,
**[19:39] Gin**
Whatever.
**[19:39] Oto**
and you'll do it right now, even if
you have to sell your kidneys!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Urgent Announcement After This!!
***SIGN*** Begins Shortly
**[21:17] Kag**
It seems Mr. Sakata Gintoki has an urgent
announcement for us after this.
***SIGN*** Mr. Sakata Gintoki's
Urgent Announcement
**[21:39] Gin**
Can I start now?
**[21:41] Gin**
You might have noticed it
in the opening already,
**[21:46] Gin**
but I'd like to take this opportunity
**[21:50] Gin**
to present the Gintama anime's
third season title logo.
**[21:55] Gin**
This is the new title logo.
**[22:09] Shin**
Uh, excuse me.
**[22:11] Shin**
I've been meaning to ask
about that for a while now...
**[22:14] Shin**
Last time, there was an extra
stroke beside the "tama" part,
**[22:17] Shin**
so most people called the
season "Gintama Dash."
**[22:24] Shin**
How is this title supposed to be read?
**[22:27] Gin**
Well, we've received similar questions
**[22:29] Gin**
from not only our viewers,
**[22:31] Gin**
but the production committee, as well.
**[22:35] Gin**
You see, this title...
**[22:37] Gin**
This is how it's written
***SIGN*** Gint°ama
**[22:40] Gin**
in hiragana.
**[22:42] Gin**
I'm sure you understand now.
**[22:44] Gin**
So, you there, the bespectacled virgin...
**[22:47] Gin**
Read it out for all of us. Go.
**[22:50] Shin**
Gindhama?
***SIGN*** Gint°ama
**[22:54] Gin**
You think this is a joke?
**[22:55] Gin**
You think this is funny? Huh?
**[22:57] Gin**
You got it all wrong.
Give me a break, seriously.
**[23:00] Gin**
Once more, from the top.
**[23:01] Gin**
Go.
**[23:02] Shin**
Ginphama!
**[23:03] Gin**
No! Are you stupid? Die!
***SIGN*** Gin°tama
**[23:06] Gin**
Take a good look.
You can tell by looking, right?
**[23:08] Shin**
Hey! The circle's in a different place now!
**[23:11] Gin**
Come on, now.
**[23:12] Gin**
Don't blame the circle's position
for your inability to read.
**[23:14] Shin**
But it *is* its fault!
**[23:16] Gin**
Sheesh. This is why your character
profile has never been revised
**[23:18] Gin**
and you're still the same guy from episode one.
**[23:21] Shin**
What are you even talking about?
**[23:22] Gin**
Forget it.
**[23:24] Gin**
In that case...
**[23:26] Gin**
All of you viewers at home,
**[23:27] Gin**
try reading it aloud.
**[23:29] Gin**
Go!
**[23:34] Gin**
Okay.
**[23:34] Gin**
If that's how you want to pronounce it,
**[23:36] Gin**
I don't see why not.
**[23:37] Shin**
Knock it off!
**[23:39] Gin**
Ghost!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:40] Yzk**
I think anyone, even if it's the
producer, who gets in the way
**[23:44] Yzk**
of someone else's romance should
get kicked by a horse and die.
***SIGN*** An Inspector's Love
Begins With an Inspection
**[23:46] Yzk**
Next Episode: "An Inspector's
Love Begins With an Inspection."
**[23:49] Sign r**
Shinsengumi Inspector
Yamazaki Sagaru.
**[23:49] Sign l**
Character traits include plain,
badminton, and anpan.
**[23:54] Sign r**
And springtime has
arrived for him, too?!
**[23:54] Sign l**
Will his love bear fruit?