E263 - Two Brothers
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SIGN Two Brothers
[01:37] Ana
You have 24 hours until
the beam cannon fires.
[01:42] Ana
If your decision comes too late,
[01:44] Ana
tomorrow will be remembered
in the history of space as
[01:48] Ana
the day the star wars began,
a day that will live in infamy.
[01:53] Ana
And the first act of war will be to
reduce Earth, the catalyst, to space dust.
[02:01] Ana
It would be unwise to attempt to search
this large planet for our present.
[02:08] Ana
There is an emergency defense
system built into it.
[02:12] Ana
If you try anything funny,
this planet will be destroyed
[02:15] ---
before the beam cannon ever fires.
[02:18] Gin
Did that guy come back
to destroy his home?
[02:24] Gen
As a planet, Beam and its population are
basically one big weapons manufacturer.
[02:30] Gen
But as a nation, they're too smart
to butt into interstellar politics.
[02:34] Gen
However, there's a group called the
Firestarters who pulls strings to start wars.
[02:41] Gen
The Galaxy Sword Master
has made his name through
[02:44] ---
his exploits in those wars.
[02:46] Gen
But if he is, in truth, a fictitious hero
[02:49] ---
whose purpose is to start those wars...
[02:53] Shin
Hajime-nii!
[02:54] Shin
Whew, you're awake!
[02:57] Shin
Are you okay?
[03:02] Shin
Hajime-nii...
[03:06] Obi
Oh, Shin-bo.
[03:08] Obi
As you can see, I'm doing fine!
[03:10] Obi
Man, it's such a lovely morning!
[03:13] Obi
Edo mornings are so beautiful.
[03:18] Obi
How about it?
[03:19] ---
Let's go for a jog like we used to.
[03:24] Shin
Sure.
[03:26] Obi
He probably doesn't realize
that he's being used.
[03:32] Gin
How do we stop the mechanical
half of his body?
[03:38] Gin
Spit it out.
[03:39] ---
It's not something Shinpachi
or Otae can handle.
[03:44] Hiji
Okay, we will now chase down the
interstellar wave beam cannon.
[03:49] Hiji
Grab every person who looks suspicious.
[03:52] Oki
Hijikata-san, what would
be a suspicious person?
[03:57] Hiji
Someone who looks like he
might shoot out beams.
[03:58] Oki
Hey, this guy's shooting
idiot beams from his head.
[04:02] Oki
Throw him in the slammer.
[04:03] Hiji
Let me go!
[04:05] Hiji
Want me to murder you guys?!
[04:06] Hiji
Hey, Kondo-san! Say something!
[04:08] Hiji
Hey, stop this!
[04:09] Kondo
Someone who looks like he
might shoot out beams...
[04:12] A
This is the worst threat
the nation has faced since
[04:15] ---
the founding of the Tokugawa Bakufu!
[04:17] A
The Yagyu must step up to
score points with the Shogun!
[04:21] A
Scratch that.
[04:22] A
Step up to protect Edo!
[04:24] A
More paper money!
[04:25] A
Complete our celebrity blockade!
[04:28] A
Hey, who included Takagi
Boo with the celebrities?!
[04:32] B
Didn't you say to use
a Drifters blockade?
[04:34] A
No, I said to use a celebrity
blockade, Father!
[04:37] B
Oh, then I should look
for women who are easy.
[04:40] A
No, that would be a **** blockade!
[04:41] Kyu
Could it be...?
[04:45] Kag
Hey, is this good enough?
[04:47] Kag
I don't know since I've
never done this before.
[04:50] Obi
Temperature's perfect!
[04:51] Obi
Thank you very hamnida!
[04:53] Obi
Care to join me?!
[04:54] Kag
Want me to kill you,
Pervy Sword Master?!
[05:00] Obi
A bath really hits the
spot after some sparring.
[05:02] Obi
Right, Shin-bo?
[05:05] Shin
Are you trying to kill me?!
[05:09] Obi
You need to scorch your delicate
spots to make them squeaky clean!
[05:12] Shin
What kind of gunk did you
pick up out in space?!
[05:18] Gin
Still, where is he hiding
the beam cannon?
[05:23] Gin
All I can see is a little pistol.
[05:29] Gen
Listen to me, Gin-guy.
[05:31] Gen
If you stab him with this blade I've
rigged with a disruption device,
[05:35] ---
it will delay the activation of
the emergency defense system.
[05:39] Gen
That will be your chance to destroy
[05:41] ---
the mechanical half of his
body and fully disable him.
[05:44] Gin
What will happen to the
human side of his body?
[05:47] Gen
I already gave you an explanation.
[05:49] Gen
That machine is keeping
him alive right now.
[05:52] Gen
If the machine is disabled, the human half
of his body will go back to being dead.
[06:02] Otae
What are you doing here?
[06:10] Otae
Why are you carrying
that weapon, Gin-san?
[06:16] Gin
You know the answer.
[06:18] ---
I'm here to cut down your first love.
[06:22] Otae
You're not trying to hide it.
[06:26] Gin
Half-assed lies don't work on women.
[06:30] Gin
Your eyes are puffy.
[06:32] Gin
That's what you get for eavesdropping.
[06:38] Obi
You used to be so weak.
[06:40] Obi
I could barely feel you
scrubbing my back.
[06:43] Obi
You've really grown up.
[06:45] Obi
Though you haven't changed down there.
[06:48] Shin
You're one to talk!
[06:51] Shin
You're still out of my reach.
[06:54] Shin
I'll never be able to catch up to you.
[06:57] Obi
Shin-bo, you're already
stronger than me.
[07:02] Obi
All I got for leaving Earth
[07:06] ---
was this beat-up body and the
hollow title of Sword Master.
[07:15] Obi
After returning to Edo and seeing
you guys, I realized something.
[07:20] Obi
If you can't find something
close to protect,
[07:24] Obi
you can wander the entire universe
[07:29] Obi
and never achieve true strength.
[07:32] Obi
I should have returned sooner to
the country of the samurai.
[07:44] Shin
Why does it sound like you've given up?
[07:49] Shin
We can work together
to find the answer.
[07:52] Shin
We can work together to become strong.
[07:56] Shin
So don't say that.
[08:00] Shin
Our Hajime-nii would
never look so defeated!
[08:11] Obi
Shin-bo, so you know?
[08:16] Otae
We understand.
[08:20] Otae
So please, we won't ask
you to wait until tomorrow,
[08:24] Otae
but could you give us
a little more time?
[08:27] Otae
Please lower your sword,
[08:30] ---
Gin-san.
[08:34] Shin
I always wanted to introduce
you and Gin-san to each other.
[08:40] Shin
I always hoped that one day,
[08:42] ---
the two of you would sit
here next to each other
[08:46] ---
while I washed your backs.
[08:49] Shin
But now...
[08:51] Shin
Why is it you?
[08:54] Shin
Why did this have to happen?!
[09:00] Otae
I beg you, Gin-san.
[09:03] Otae
Just give us a little more time.
[09:06] Otae
Let him
[09:09] Otae
be Shin-chan's big brother
a little longer.
[09:13] Obi
I won't be able to restrain the
other half of my body much longer.
[09:18] Obi
I was prepared to end my own life,
[09:20] Obi
but I came back to Edo
[09:24] Obi
because I wanted to see you
and Otae-chan one last time.
[09:30] Obi
Soz about getting you
into all this trouble.
[09:36] Obi
But I'm glad I got to see this
city of samurai one last time—
[09:47] Gin
You're in my way.
[09:49] Gin
Move it.
[09:51] Gin
Why do you all have those
looks on your faces?
[09:54] Gin
Did you forget what the
School of Beam Saber
[09:57] ---
teaches about reacting
in these situations?
[10:00] Gin
Well, Instructor Obi-one?
[10:12] Shin
Hajime-nii!
[10:15] Shin
Stop it!
[10:16] Shin
Gin-san!
[10:17] Shin
Hajime-nii is still...
[10:18] Shin
Still...
[10:19] Gin
I told you, you're in my way!
[10:23] Kag
Shinpachi!
[10:23] Otae
Shin-chan!
[10:26] Gin
Damn, he got away.
[10:30] Shin
Please wait!
[10:32] Shin
Why...
[10:33] Shin
Why are you doing this?!
[10:35] Shin
Why would you be so cruel?!
[10:38] Shin
Hajime-nii knows everything!
[10:40] Shin
He understands what's happening!
[10:42] Shin
He's prepared to end his own life!
[10:46] Gin
He can't do that.
[10:50] Gin
It's not his body anymore.
[10:53] Gin
You were washing a dead body
with some junk attached.
[11:01] ---
I dare you...
[11:03] Shin
I dare you to repeat that.
[11:04] Otae
Stop it, Shin-chan!
[11:07] Otae
Please stop this, both of you!
[11:11] Gin
Sorry, but I'm not interested
in sitting around with
[11:15] ---
a bunch of emotional saps,
waiting for my death.
[11:19] Gin
If you can't handle the job, I'll do it.
[11:23] Gin
It's that simple.
[11:26] Shin
Wait...
[11:29] Shin
Wait.
[11:34] Shin
I said to wait!
[11:36] Shin
Are you deaf?!
[11:43] Otae
Shin-chan!
[11:46] Shin
How can two big brothers
be so different?
[11:52] Gin
Look at me.
[11:54] Gin
Is this the face of a big brother?
[11:58] Shin
True, your nose hairs are sticking out.
[12:02] Gin
Oh, you're right.
[12:03] Otae
Shin-chan!
[12:05] Otae
Hang in there, Shin-chan!
[12:07] Otae
Shin-chan!
[12:11] All
Excuse us.
[12:15] Obi
The emergency defense
system hasn't activated.
[12:17] Obi
That man must have done something.
[12:22] Obi
Was he able to sense my
intention to kill that boy?
[12:28] Yama
Hey!
[12:30] Yama
What are you doing up there?!
[12:35] Yama
What the hell?!
[12:36] Yama
He can shoot beams from his eyes!
[12:38] Yama
After him!
[12:39] Yama
Don't let him escape!
[12:44] A
We can't find him.
[12:45] B
Same here.
[12:47] Hiji
You better find him before
I finish smoking this.
[12:50] Hiji
Shah that guy up before these curtain
rings can "shah" the curtain shut.
[12:56] Both
Or else it's seppuku time.
[12:58] Kag
You middle management people are useless!
[13:01] Kag
Get out of the way!
[13:02] Tojo
I'll let you go if you
tell us where he is.
[13:05] Kag
That's what we want to know!
[13:08] Shin
Can you cut it out?
[13:10] Otae
Shin-chan...
[13:11] Shin
Everyone's up in arms.
[13:13] Shin
Are you so intent on
destroying Hajime-nii?
[13:17] Shin
In any case, this gives
Kondo-san and Kyubei-san
[13:21] ---
an excuse to rid themselves of their rival.
[13:26] Shin
That's despicable.
[13:28] Shin
You're all despicable!
[13:34] Hiji
Not as despicable as your leader.
[13:39] Obi
Come in, this is Kenofi.
[13:42] Obi
There's been a problem.
[13:44] Obi
I request assistance.
[13:45] Obi
My current coordinates are...
[13:51] Tojo
We weren't spurred into action
by my lady or Kondo-dono.
[14:00] Tojo
It was your leader.
[14:05] Obi
This was a mistake on my part.
[14:06] Obi
I didn't expect him to have
[14:09] ---
such a dangerous man as
his new brother figure.
[14:11] Gin
Why are you all so obsessed
with the brother thing?
[14:17] Gin
Neither Shinpachi nor I am
interested in being brothers!
[14:24] Shin
Gin-san did?
[14:26] Oki
Hijikata-san...
[14:29] Oki
Looks like the news has gotten out.
[14:33] Hiji
Sorry, but we can't let you pass.
[14:35] Hiji
The Shinsengumi are on the job.
[14:37] Tojo
Do not worry.
[14:38] ---
We will search every nook
and cranny of the building.
[14:41] Tojo
You should go take a bath and
[14:42] ---
wash every nook and cranny of your body.
[14:44] A
Wh-Who are you people?
[14:45] Oki
We aren't here to capture Obi-one.
[14:48] Oki
We're holding off the
cops who are on his tail
[14:51] Oki
and making sure that you all are safe.
[14:54] Shin
Wh-Why would you do that?
[14:56] Oki
Because your leader got down
on his knees and begged us to.
[15:06] Obi
If you kill me, you will
lose their trust forever.
[15:09] Obi
Given that, why did you come here?
[15:12] Gin
I'm not interested in
battling to the death
[15:14] ---
with a bunch of crying fools
standing nearby!
[15:16] Gin
This is much better!
[15:19] Obi
Battling to the death?
[15:21] Obi
Don't make me laugh.
[15:27] Obi
You're unconsciously trying to
avoid attacking my left side.
[15:32] Gin
So this is the power of
the Galaxy Sword Master?
[15:36] Gin
Not very impressive.
[15:38] Gin
That title's too flashy for you.
[15:42] Gin
You should stick to
being a big brother.
[15:45] Oki
"I'll figure out a way to
bring Obi-one back alive,
[15:48] Oki
so could you stay put and
not do anything until then?"
[15:54] Oki
He planted his empty head
right against the floor.
[16:00] Oki
Want to see a picture?
[16:04] Shin
Why did he do that?
[16:08] Shin
Why did he ask you for help
[16:11] Shin
when he didn't say a word to us?!
[16:13] Shin
That idiot!
[16:15] Otae
He wanted to keep us away
from Obi-one-niisama.
[16:21] Gin
Don't worry, Obi-one.
[16:24] Gin
Nobody else will be joining us.
[16:28] Gin
I won't let you get any
more blood on your hands!
[16:32] Gin
So
[16:34] ---
come back, Obi-one!
[16:38] Gin
Come back and be their big
brother one more time!
[16:45] Otae
He was the only one who hadn't given up
[16:49] Otae
on saving Obi-one-niisama.
[16:54] Obi
Do you seriously believe
that he's still capable
[17:00] Obi
of returning?!
[17:09] Obi
Come in. This is Kenofi.
[17:12] Obi
I need to be picked up immediately.
[17:14] Ana
Kenofi?
[17:16] Ana
Are you really Kenofi?
[17:18] Ana
We've already locked on to your
signal and begun the retrieval.
[17:24] Ana
Kenofi, where are you right now?
[17:33] Ana
I-Impossible!
[17:34] Ana
What is the meaning of this?!
[17:46] Oki
Man, it's not easy when we all
work for a bunch of losers.
[17:51] Shin
No way...
[17:53] Ana
Wh-Who are you?!
[17:55] Ana
Identify yourselves!
[17:56] Both
From the School of Tendo
Mushin Beam Saber!
[18:00] Kyu
Yagyu Kyubei.
[18:02] Kondo
And Kondo Isami.
[18:05] Kyu
We've come here to
reclaim the human half...
[18:10] Kondo
...of our instructor, Obi Hajime.
[18:14] Obi
You were able to disrupt my
transmitter with that strike?
[18:20] Obi
You just came here to buy time
[18:22] Obi
while your allies work to
disable the beam cannon?
[18:27] Gin
Like I said, nobody else
will be joining us.
[18:34] Gin
Will you leave that body first,
[18:38] Gin
or will you get rid of me first?
[18:40] Gin
It's a waiting game now.
[18:43] Obi
Foolishness!
[18:47] Ana
Damn those Earth apes!
[18:49] Ana
They tricked us!
[18:51] Kon
We clearly got the short
end of the stick.
[18:54] Kon
Stuck helping our rival in love.
[18:57] Kon
A victory here won't win us anything.
[19:02] Kyu
We've still got it better
than that idiot
[19:05] Kyu
since he had to beg for help.
[19:07] ---
Plus he'll be losing his
position as a brother figure.
[19:11] Kyu
Besides, now I know
[19:15] Kyu
the reason why Otae-chan was able to
[19:18] ---
smile when times were tough or painful.
[19:21] Kyu
Even if her smile isn't
directed our way,
[19:24] Kyu
I just want her to truly smile again.
[19:29] Kon
I see. That means...
[19:33] Kon
I should laugh with them.
[19:37] Obi
So people who are truly strong
laugh when they want to cry.
[19:43] Obi
They endure all of the pain and sorrow
[19:46] Obi
while laughing with everybody else.
[19:52] Obi
But one day, you must become
samurai strong enough not to cry.
[20:01] Yama
Captain Okita, are you sure about this?
SIGN Image has been deleted.
[20:04] Oki
Sorry, big guy. I couldn't stop them.
[20:09] Oki
We little brothers have our own pride.
[20:13] Tojo
Well, let's get going.
[20:20] Hiji
To our big brother's side.
[20:35] Ana
It seems that you people are intent
on keeping that man alive.
[20:40] Ana
But you've been wasting your time.
[20:44] Kon
What's that?
[20:45] Ana
Nobody can stop him at this point.
[20:48] ---
Not us, not him...
[20:51] Ana
The emergency system
will recover shortly.
[20:56] Ana
When that happens, you
Earthlings will be finished.
[21:00] Kyu
Kondo...
[21:02] Kon
Bullshit.
[21:03] Kon
That's bullshit.
[21:05] Kon
Then why...
[21:07] Kon
Then why did he have
to play the bad guy?!
[21:10] Kon
Why did he have to get
on his knees and beg?!
[21:16] Kon
Can you give those two big brothers
back to Shinpachi-kun?
[21:24] Obi
It'll be thirty minutes
before my system recovers.
[21:30] Obi
There's only one way to stop the
beam cannon before that happens.
[21:34] Obi
You have to destroy me, Obi-one.
[21:40] Obi
I'll be sending your little
brother and this planet
[21:44] Obi
to see you shortly.
[21:47] Obi
You can wait in hell for them.
[21:58] Shin
Did you call me his little brother?
[22:01] Shin
You people throw the word
brother around too much!
[22:06] Gin
Neither Gin-san nor I am interested
in being brothers, you fool!
SIGN To Be Continued
[23:45] Gin
We have a big announcement
about the second movie.
[23:48] Gin
Next week, the censored
areas will be revealed.
SIGN Gintama the Movie ---- In theaters on ---- ----th!
[23:52] Gin
Hey, squinting won't help you.
[23:54] Gin
If squinting helped, you'd have a lot of
boys spending 1/3 of their time squinting.
SIGN Liquor and Gasoline Smiles and Tears
[24:00] Otae
Next time:
[24:01] Otae
Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears.
SIGN There's a huge atmosphere swing
SIGN between the movie preview and the next episode preview.
SIGN That's just business as usual
SIGN in the Gintama anime.