# E261.C - Gintama Classic - Sleep Helps a Child Grow

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRX0447N6/gintama-classic---sleep-helps-a-child-grow)<br>
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**[01:50] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep.<br>**[01:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep at all.<br>**[01:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't sleep a wink.<br>**[01:57] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The harder I try to fall asleep,<br>**[01:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more awake I feel.<br>**[02:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel like sleeping at all.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Sleep Helps a Child Grow"]
<br>**[02:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep.<br>**[02:27] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really...<br>**[02:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't stay up too late.<br>**[02:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have work tomorrow.<br>**[02:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[02:40] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep.<br>**[02:41] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You already said that.<br>**[02:43] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't fall asleep,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stay up until you're sleepy.<br>**[02:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so annoying.<br>**[02:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me sleep, okay?<br>**[02:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said we have work...<br>**[02:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep.<br>**[02:52] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey! What are you doing?!*<br>**[02:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep a wink at all.<br>**[02:57] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Like I care!*<br>**[02:58] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Stop bugging me!*<br>**[02:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep...<br>**[03:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Put me to sleep.<br>**[03:08] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Use everything in your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;power to put me to sleep.<br>**[03:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just go to sleep by yourself!<br>**[03:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that how you ask<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;somebody for a favor?!<br>**[03:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man...<br>**[03:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't put up with this.<br>**[03:21] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That futon looks more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;comfortable to sleep on.<br>**[03:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Switch with me.<br>**[03:25] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna sleep there.<br>**[03:27] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sleep in the closet.<br>**[03:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be so picky.<br>**[03:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All futons are the same!<br>**[03:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How am I supposed to sleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in that small space?!<br>**[03:35] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just move outta the way.<br>**[03:41] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I think I can fall asleep like this.<br>**[03:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This futon might put me to sleep.<br>**[03:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never wake up again, stupid brat.<br>**[03:49] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man...<br>**[03:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this...<br>**[03:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd managed to fall asleep.<br>**[03:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't wanna sleep on a cold futon.<br>**[03:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep.<br>**[04:00] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So nothing changed?!<br>**[04:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is no use.<br>**[04:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel sleepy at all.<br>**[04:07] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't fall asleep 'cause the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pillow smells like an old man.<br>**[04:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the one who told<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me to switch with you!<br>**[04:13] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That futon looks more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;comfortable to sleep on.<br>**[04:15] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Switch with me.<br>**[04:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will never end!<br>**[04:18] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't fall asleep<br>**[04:20] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I've been thinking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of ways to fall asleep.<br>**[04:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, I'm no longer sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how I used to fall asleep.<br>**[04:29] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've forgotten how to fall asleep.<br>**[04:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do I fall asleep?<br>**[04:33] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do I make my way into slumberland?<br>**[04:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Start by shutting up!<br>**[04:38] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then close your eyes and stay still!<br>**[04:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll eventually fall asleep.<br>**[04:42] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Gin-chan, when you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stop and think about it,<br>**[04:45] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what is sleep?<br>**[04:47] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we close our eyes, we're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just shutting our eyelids.<br>**[04:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our eyeballs are still darting around.<br>**[04:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's completely dark, but that's because<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're looking at the inside of our eyelids.<br>**[04:58] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't mean we're asleep.<br>**[05:00] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To prove it, if you close your eyes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;during the day, it's completely red.<br>**[05:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do with my eyeballs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I want to fall asleep?<br>**[05:07] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I just stare at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the inside of my eyelids?<br>**[05:10] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or should I look up?<br>**[05:13] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do to-<br>**[05:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[05:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I can't fall asleep!<br>**[05:19] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to do about this?!<br>**[05:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you got me thinking about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it, I can't fall asleep either!<br>**[05:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did I look up? Did I look down?<br>**[05:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know what to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do with my eyeballs!<br>**[05:28] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And do we breathe with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our mouths when we sleep?<br>**[05:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or with our noses?<br>**[05:32] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or do we breathe in through our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mouths and out through our noses?<br>**[05:35] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or do we breathe in through our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;noses and out through our mouths?<br>**[05:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[05:38] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I cross my arms?<br>**[05:40] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I leave them at my sides?<br>**[05:41] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Outside the covers?<br>**[05:43] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Inside the covers?<br>**[05:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How should the pillow be placed?<br>**[05:46] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face-up? Face-down?<br>**[05:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[05:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where do we come from?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are we going?<br>**[05:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's beyond the edge of the universe?<br>**[05:55] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why doesn't anime make lots of money?<br>**[05:57] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[05:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep!<br>**[06:00] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel like sleeping at all!<br>**[06:02] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it this hard to fall asleep?!<br>**[06:05] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did we go through such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an ordeal every night?!<br>**[06:09] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is sleep again?<br>**[06:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[06:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll never fall asleep if you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make everything so complicated!<br>**[06:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much of a failure are you?!<br>**[06:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even Ken Takakura could do a better job!<br>**[06:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel more and more awake.<br>**[06:21] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do?<br>**[06:22] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, I'll never fall<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;asleep for rest of my life.<br>**[06:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me a break.<br>**[06:27] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't I tell you that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we have work tomorrow?<br>**[06:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's 2:30 in the morning.<br>**[06:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow.<br>**[06:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We only have four and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a half hours to sleep.<br>**[06:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'd even make Napoleon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bitch when he woke up.<br>**[06:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"My dictionary says I only sleep for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;three hours but read between the lines!"<br>**[06:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do?<br>**[06:46] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't fall asleep before me, Gin-chan.<br>**[06:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now, stop thinking about that stuff.<br>**[06:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't use your head.<br>**[06:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay?<br>**[06:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep isn't supposed to be something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can consciously force.<br>**[07:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Humans who live regular lives will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;naturally fall asleep at night.<br>**[07:08] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you work your sweaty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ass off for a whole day,<br>**[07:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll be so tired you can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;comfortably fall asleep.<br>**[07:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's how sleep is supposed to work.<br>**[07:17] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[07:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't fall asleep because I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was lying around the whole day.<br>**[07:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[07:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The problem is with your lifestyle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not with your sleeping style.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Don't just lay there! Help  me clean up the house!"]
<br>**[07:29] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're one to talk.<br>**[07:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you understand, go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;run a lap around town.<br>**[07:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What you lack is fatigue.<br>**[07:38] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it.<br>**[07:39] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going off for a run.<br>**[07:41] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan, you can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fall asleep before me.<br>**[07:44] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd better stay up.<br>**[07:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan...<br>**[07:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Gin-chan...<br>**[07:58] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't fall asleep.<br>**[08:01] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did the running...<br>**[08:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now...<br>**[08:05] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so hot...<br>**[08:07] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't fall asleep.<br>**[08:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who told you to run as hard as you can?!<br>**[08:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you can't fall asleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you're all sweaty like that!<br>**[08:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I figured I'd fall asleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;faster if I was more tired,<br>**[08:20] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I ran fifty laps around town.<br>**[08:22] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep is out of the question now.<br>**[08:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It feels like all my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cells have activated.<br>**[08:27] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feels like it?<br>**[08:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your brain cells are dying!<br>**[08:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't fall asleep right<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after exercising so hard!<br>**[08:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go take a bath and cool yourself off!<br>**[08:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've gotten my futon all sweaty now!<br>**[08:40] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[08:41] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have time for that.<br>**[08:43] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to fall asleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as soon as possible.<br>**[08:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a busy person, huh?<br>**[08:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First you want to sleep.<br>**[08:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now you're hungry.<br>**[08:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I envy you!<br>**[08:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It must be fun to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so many things to do!<br>**[08:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That isn't my stomach. I'm farting.<br>**[09:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care what it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is! Can you be quiet?!<br>**[09:04] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How long is that going to continue?!<br>**[09:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so noisy I can't fall asleep.<br>**[09:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[09:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go make you something to eat.<br>**[09:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You go take a bath during that time.<br>**[09:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Food?!<br>**[09:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody feels like sleeping<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after a meal, right?<br>**[09:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not very healthy, but that's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sacrifice you'll have to make.<br>**[09:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, I won't be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting any sleep either.<br>**[09:27] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan!<br>**[09:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, you stink!<br>**[09:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stay away! Go take a bath!<br>**[09:30] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, Gin-chan!<br>**[09:37] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan...<br>**[09:40] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Gin-chan...<br>**[09:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[09:49] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel like sleeping at all.<br>**[09:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I took a bath,<br>**[09:55] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm having trouble breathing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I can't fall asleep!<br>**[09:58] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who told you to eat so much that you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;start breathing with your diaphragm?!<br>**[10:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you can't fall asleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when your stomach's that full!<br>**[10:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[10:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You made all that food...<br>**[10:08] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rest of that was for breakfast!<br>**[10:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you eat my share, stupid brat?!<br>**[10:12] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's no use...<br>**[10:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in so much pain I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can't even turn over...<br>**[10:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go run myself into shape...<br>**[10:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By taking a run.<br>**[10:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who told you to be witty?!<br>**[10:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[10:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll just put us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back where we started!<br>**[10:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah...<br>**[10:27] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[10:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to work tomorrow.<br>**[10:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi and I can handle it.<br>**[10:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So don't force yourself to sleep.<br>**[10:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just let me sleep, okay?<br>**[10:36] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[10:37] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Staying up late is bad for my skin!<br>**[10:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone whose stomach<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is sticking all the<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way out shouldn't be talking about skin care!<br>**[10:43] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on.<br>**[10:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's already 4:00.<br>**[10:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow.<br>**[10:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's in three hours.<br>**[10:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'd even make Napoleon bitch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at his mom in the morning!<br>**[10:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'd probably whine about the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quality of the miso soup!<br>**[10:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The word eggplant is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not in my dictionary."<br>**[10:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[11:01] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll stop making a fuss.<br>**[11:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't bother you anymore.<br>**[11:05] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You already fed me.<br>**[11:10] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if it's too quiet, I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;start thinking about stuff.<br>**[11:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I turn on the radio?<br>**[11:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep the volume down.<br>**[11:23] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young Night Train!<br>**[11:25] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So let's get started!<br>**[11:28] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is DJ Junnijiro, who just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had a kidney stone removed,<br>**[11:32] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with stories that make you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cry within three minutes!<br>**[11:40] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young Night Train!<br>**[11:45] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So let's get started!<br>**[11:47] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is DJ Junnijiro with stories that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make you cry within three minutes!<br>**[11:51] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow me to introduce the first letter.<br>**[11:53] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This letter is from Radio Name Tom.<br>**[11:57] DJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sorry, Jerry."<br>**[12:02] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will never forget about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the first friend I ever had.<br>**[12:06] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It happened during summer ten years ago.<br>**[12:11] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was a shy and quiet child<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who always played by myself.<br>**[12:17] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So my father brought me a friend.<br>**[12:20] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was Jerry.<br>**[12:27] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry and I were always together.<br>**[12:30] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We went everywhere together.<br>**[12:32] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We did everything together.<br>**[12:35] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just like real friends.<br>**[12:40] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I taught him many tricks.<br>**[12:43] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[12:48] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry's best trick was to wait.<br>**[12:50] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He would wait as long as I told him,<br>**[12:52] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even when a feast was placed before him.<br>**[12:58] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't need any friends besides Jerry.<br>**[13:01] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's how I felt at the time.<br>**[13:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But on the other hand,<br>**[13:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an increasing number<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of children showed up<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who were interested in Jerry.<br>**[13:13] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next thing I knew, I'd made<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lots of friends besides Jerry.<br>**[13:18] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[13:24] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It didn't take very long<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for my interest to shift<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Jerry to other things.<br>**[13:30] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry longed to play with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me the way we used to.<br>**[13:35] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry would bark at me.<br>**[13:37] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was when his best<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trick would come in handy.<br>**[13:41] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would say one word to Jerry.<br>**[13:43] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Wait."<br>**[13:44] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry would always wait<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there for my return.<br>**[13:49] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without moving an inch.<br>**[13:50] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He just waited for me to return.<br>**[13:56] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By chance, my father's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;store went out of business,<br>**[13:59] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and my affluent family fell to ruin.<br>**[14:02] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chased by debtors,<br>**[14:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were forced to escape with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;only the clothes on our backs.<br>**[14:09] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though I was only a child,<br>**[14:12] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was still able to understand what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;must be abandoned in that situation.<br>**[14:19] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps he realized his own fate.<br>**[14:22] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry chased after me without pause.<br>**[14:35] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[14:37] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I delivered the usual<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;word in a cold voice.<br>**[14:45] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[14:48] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I left Jerry behind without<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ever looking back.<br>**[14:57] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A few months later, I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;returned to that spot.<br>**[15:03] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had already moved to a faraway city,<br>**[15:06] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I couldn't stop<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thinking about Jerry.<br>**[15:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry had to be fine.<br>**[15:12] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody must have taken him in.<br>**[15:15] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In retrospect, I probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wanted peace of mind.<br>**[15:20] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to see Jerry<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;alive as soon as I could,<br>**[15:25] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I wouldn't have to feel guilty.<br>**[15:32] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry hadn't become someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;else's pet or a rotting corpse.<br>**[15:37] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry was waiting as always.<br>**[15:41] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without moving a step.<br>**[15:42] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waiting for my return.<br>**[15:47] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sad, isn't it?<br>**[15:49] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was abandoned there a while back.<br>**[15:53] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kind people would try<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take him with them,<br>**[15:56] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or feed him or the like.<br>**[15:59] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this boy refused to budge at all.<br>**[16:05] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In time, people stopped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paying attention to him.<br>**[16:11] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He couldn't have expected<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his owner to return.<br>**[16:16] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Either way, it's a sad story.<br>**[16:23] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I reached out to softly pat his head,<br>**[16:26] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and his eyelids slowly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;parted to look up at me.<br>**[16:31] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry's tail wagged ever so slightly.<br>**[16:36] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, he never moved again.<br>**[16:42] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little lady...<br>**[16:44] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, you were his owner.<br>**[16:49] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry was waiting for me to come back!<br>**[16:53] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waiting the whole time...<br>**[16:55] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The whole time...<br>**[16:59] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry!<br>**[17:01] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can I apologize to you?!<br>**[17:04] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How many times do I need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to apologize to you?!<br>**[17:06] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You gave me so much!<br>**[17:09] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You taught me how to shed my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loneliness when I was all alone!<br>**[17:13] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You opened up the world to me!<br>**[17:16] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were my first friend!<br>**[17:19] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet...<br>**[17:20] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[17:21] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did...<br>**[17:24] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did such a terrible thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to my precious friend!<br>**[17:29] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no need to apologize.<br>**[17:31] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was always waiting for you.<br>**[17:34] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you came.<br>**[17:36] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What else did he need?<br>**[17:39] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He must have been happy to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meet his owner in the end.<br>**[17:44] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true! He must hate me!<br>**[17:46] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I was the one who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;caused Jerry's death!<br>**[17:50] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jerry isn't dead.<br>**[17:52] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's still alive.<br>**[17:54] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where?!<br>**[17:55] Tom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is he?!<br>**[17:57] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course...<br>**[18:01] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right behind you!<br>**[18:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[18:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of story is this?<br>**[18:15] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did a touching story turn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a scary story at the end?!<br>**[18:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How would this make people cry?!<br>**[18:19] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More like cry out in terror!<br>**[18:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't sleep after hearing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a crazy story!<br>**[18:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The station must be getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;barraged by complaints right now!<br>**[18:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That really caught me off guard.<br>**[18:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not that I was scared or anything.<br>**[18:33] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kagura!<br>**[18:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No more radio!<br>**[18:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't listen to this...<br>**[18:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh? She fell asleep.<br>**[18:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Really...<br>**[18:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She finally fell asleep?<br>**[18:49] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Way to cause so much trouble.<br>**[18:52] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a relief...<br>**[18:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I can sleep in peace.<br>**[18:57] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll go to sleep, too.<br>**[19:14] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right behind you!<br>**[19:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah, right...<br>**[19:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y'know...<br>**[19:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That crazy story isn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enough to scare me.<br>**[19:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though it surprised me a bit.<br>**[19:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was just a comedy.<br>**[19:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There isn't much of a difference<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between horror and comedy.<br>**[19:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was totally...<br>**[19:36] Old man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right behind you!<br>**[19:40] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Crap...<br>**[19:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm starting to hear things 'cause<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't get enough sleep.<br>**[19:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, now *I* can't fall asleep...?<br>**[20:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah. Sorry if I woke you up, Kagura.<br>**[20:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like I'm sick.<br>**[20:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kagura-chan. You're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;actually awake, right?<br>**[20:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were wide awake just a second ago.<br>**[20:12] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't funny, seriously.<br>**[20:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagura-chan?<br>**[20:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, are you listening?<br>**[20:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're awake, right?<br>**[20:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Awake, right?<br>**[20:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wake up!<br>**[20:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't mess with me!<br>**[20:33] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much effort do you think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I spent to put you to sleep?!<br>**[20:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just abandon me the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;second you're done?!<br>**[20:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could at least talk with me a bit!<br>**[20:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could at least come with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me when I go to take a piss!<br>**[20:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you going to keep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pretending to sleep?<br>**[20:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll beat you awake...<br>**[20:52] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, that's good.<br>**[20:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring it on!<br>**[20:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like you're ready to die!<br>**[20:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're gonna hit me, you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had better knock me out!<br>**[20:58] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, really...<br>**[20:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please knock me out!<br>**[21:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody put me to sleep!<br>**[22:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, gather round.<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since the movie has been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;delayed until summer,<br>**[22:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we need to brainstorm and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;figure out what to do<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after the TV series ends in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;March until the movie comes out.<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!  The TV series ends this spring?!<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody told me that!<br>**[22:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too late now.<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The plan was to have the movie come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out right after the TV series ended.<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And hell...<br>**[22:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before the gorilla author<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;produced this finished script,<br>**[23:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he had to go through all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rewrites over here.<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is there so much paper?<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was the gorilla trying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make a Ben Hur?<br>**[23:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, kids these days<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't recognize Ben Hur.<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So how do we buy time?<br>**[23:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh...<br>**[23:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We could run another special that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;covers one of the longer arcs.<br>**[23:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Any suggestions?<br>**[23:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh!  I think that<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sleep Helps a Child Grow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arc the New Translation"<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is best!<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!  Today's episode wasn't a long arc!<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what is there to add?<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, we'll go with that.<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, that's not gonna happen!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode
<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Father, it's been a while.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimura Ken
<br>**[23:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have something to tell you today.<br>**[23:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it's time to begin.<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to recruit new students?!<br>**[23:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found the perfect person to help us.<br>**[23:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a student of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;School of Tendo Mushin<br>**[23:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he can use beam sabers.<br>**[23:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hajime-nii!<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've gotten pretty big,<br>**[23:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shin-bo!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Sound of a Beam  can Pierce Every Heart
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otae attempts to rebuild the family dojo when a man appears before her.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is a former instructor who went missing. What secret does he hide...?
<br>**[24:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>