E257 - Courtesan turns the tables

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[01:32] Suzu
    I loathe the moon.
[01:36] Suzu
    With nightfall, it brings you to me,
[01:40] Suzu
    but it also takes you from
    me when dawn breaks.
[01:44] Suzu
    I wish the moon would never leave us.
[01:48] Suzu
    Then you would always be here with me.
[01:53] A
    The moon will come with the night again.
[01:56] A
    And someday, when it does,
[01:59] ---
    I will take you with me in the morning.
[02:01] A
    Wait before the cherry blossom tree
[02:03] ---
    on the night of the next full moon.
[02:15] Suzu
    Do you promise?
[02:17] A
    I promise.
[02:22] Both
    Promise.
[02:24] Suzu
    I'll be waiting
[02:27] Suzu
    for the moon to rise
[02:28] Suzu
    forever.
[02:33] Gin
    The legendary courtesan?
[02:35] Tsu
    You don't know of her?
[02:37] Tsu
    The other lady of Yoshiwara,
[02:39] Tsu
    the courtesan Suzuran.
[02:41] Gin
    Why is she legendary?
[02:42] Gin
    Is she a descendant of Erdrick?
[02:43] Gin
    From Hand of the Heavenly Courtesan?
[02:45] Hino
    I'm not talking about Nera.
[02:47] Gin
    Nera? I was talking about Bianca.
[02:49] Hino
    Don't forget about Debora.
[02:51] Tsu
    Uh, none of them matter.
[02:53] Hino
    The courtesan Suzuran.
[02:55] Hino
    Her beauty was said
    to come from the heavens.
[02:57] Hino
    No one could rival her
    in song or dance.
[03:01] Hino
    Many elite officials sought Suzuran's
    favor by offering her great wealth,
[03:05] Hino
    but most were sent home
    after a cup of tea.
[03:08] Gin
    Sounds like she was beautiful
    enough to topple nations.
[03:12] Gin
    The other lady of Yoshiwara
    isn't toppling nations
[03:15] ---
    so much as toppling from
    the weight of her makeup.
[03:17] Hino
    Oh, sorry.
[03:19] Hino
    My hand slipped.
[03:20] Hino
    Must be because our nation
    is toppling over.
[03:21] Gin
    But it sounds like she's
    no longer around.
[03:25] Gin
    I would have liked to
    enjoy her company once.
[03:28] Hino
    You're more than welcome.
[03:31] Hino
    You're such a fool.
[03:33] Hino
    The legendary courtesan was
    the one who invited you here.
[03:36] Hino
    She wants to meet the
    savior of Yoshiwara.
SIGN    Courtesan Turns the Tables
[03:49] Gin
    This should be good enough?
[03:51] Gin
    But wait...
[03:53] Gin
    Maybe I should...
[03:54] Tsu
    It doesn't matter!
[03:55] Tsu
    Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?
[03:57] Gin
    This is important though.
[03:59] Gin
    We're talking about a
    legendary courtesan.
[04:01] Gin
    If I screw something up, this won't
    be a Yoshiwara night anymore!
[04:04] Gin
    It'll be Tsukiji instead!
[04:05] Gin
    I'll turn into a dead fish!
[04:06] Tsu
    Don't worry. Nothing like
    that is going to happen.
[04:11] A
    Lady Suzuran has arrived!
[04:14] Hino
    Oh, she's here.
[04:20] ---
    Here she comes...
[04:21] Gin
    Here she comes! Here she comes!
[04:23] Suzu
    H-Hello.
[04:28] Suzu
    It is an honor to meet you.
[04:31] Suzu
    I am Su-Suzura...
[04:34] Suzu
    Huh?
[04:36] Suzu
    Who am I?
[04:39] Hino
    Allow me to introduce you.
[04:40] Hino
    This is the legendary
    courtesan, our elder.
[04:44] Hino
    The courtesan Lady Suzuran.
[04:54] Tsu
    Hey, where do you think you're going?
[04:55] Gin
    Just over to Tsukiji.
[04:57] Gin
    Er, sorry.
[04:58] Gin
    I heard she was a courtesan, but she
    was toppling more than I thought.
[05:01] Gin
    I didn't think she would be
    completely toppled over.
[05:03] Gin
    You said that this is
    the legendary what?
[05:05] Gin
    Lady Boomerang?
[05:06] Tsu
    Lady Suzuran.
[05:09] Gin
    You girls are mean.
[05:11] Gin
    You made it sound like she
    was working with you.
[05:14] Suzu
    U-Um, I'm still on the job.
[05:18] Gin
    What?!
[05:18] Suzu
    I don't mean to brag,
[05:21] ---
    but I've been working here since before
    Yoshiwara moved underground.
[05:25] Gin
    You're the one who's going
    to be put underground soon!
[05:28] Suzu
    I may be older now,
[05:30] Suzu
    but my technique is just as
    good as those younger girls!
[05:35] Gin
    What kind of technique is this?!
[05:38] Suzu
    Please come over here, savior...
[05:43] Suzu
    Huh?
[05:43] Suzu
    Who are you?
[05:45] Gin
    Sakata Gintoki!
[05:47] Suzu
    Oh, I wanted to thank you.
[05:53] Suzu
    Please drink until you knock
    yourself out tonight.
[05:57] Gin
    This lady's spilling the whole bottle!
[06:00] Suzu
    Huh? It's empty.
[06:02] Suzu
    You drink fast.
[06:03] Gin
    Are you listening to me, lady?!
[06:05] Suzu
    Please knock yourself out tonight.
[06:10] Gin
    Lady, you've knocked yourself
    out, so can I go?!
[06:15] Hino
    Behold Lady Suzuran's famous dancing.
[06:17] Hino
    Look at her break dance.
[06:19] Gin
    Wait, she's break dancing?
[06:21] Gin
    It looks like she's having a breakdown!
[06:23] Gin
    This is bad!
[06:25] Gin
    Should we call an ambulance?
[06:26] Suzu
    Y-You're too hasty.
[06:28] Suzu
    Why don't we get to bed then?
[06:30] Gin
    No!
[06:32] Hino
    Here is your bed.
[06:35] Gin
    What kind of bed is that?!
[06:38] Suzu
    I-I truly enjoyed our
    time together today.
[06:42] Gin
    What?!
[06:43] Gin
    You don't look like
    you enjoyed yourself!
[06:44] Suzu
    Thank you for being my last visitor.
[06:49] Gin
    Don't jinx yourself!
[06:51] Suzu
    You're so kind.
[06:54] Suzu
    You're showing so much
    concern for an old woman.
[07:00] Suzu
    Can you make me a promise then?
[07:06] Suzu
    Come see me again when the moon rises.
[07:11] Suzu
    I'll be waiting
[07:15] Suzu
    for the moon to rise
[07:17] Suzu
    forever.
[07:27] Hino
    That's known as a lovers' pact.
[07:29] Hino
    Long ago, the women of Yoshiwara would
[07:32] ---
    exchange vows of love
    with their customers.
[07:35] Hino
    My love belongs only to you.
[07:37] Hino
    I will never be unfaithful to you.
[07:40] Hino
    As proof, the women would offer
    their hair, nails, and blood.
[07:48] Hino
    Sadly, most of the
    women made these pacts
[07:50] ---
    to squeeze more money
    from their customers.
[07:56] Gin
    She's as good as they claim, then.
[07:59] Gin
    That old woman had a man's hair
    wrapped around her pinky.
[08:03] Hino
    She refused to retire,
[08:05] Hino
    even after she no longer had
[08:07] ---
    any customers and
    Yoshiwara was set free.
[08:09] Hino
    She offered to do anything
    if we let her stay here.
[08:12] Hino
    And she intends to spend the rest
    of her life here as a prostitute.
[08:17] Hino
    She made a promise long ago
[08:20] ---
    when Yoshiwara was still on the surface.
[08:23] Hino
    A promise to leave
    Yoshiwara together...
[08:27] Hino
    Judging from her behavior,
[08:29] ---
    she must have mistaken you for that man.
[08:32] Tsu
    Do you mean that
[08:33] ---
    Suzuran has been waiting here
    all this time for that man?
[08:36] Hino
    I don't know.
[08:37] Hino
    But Yoshiwara has always been a place
[08:39] ---
    where men and women lie to each other.
[08:41] Hino
    Everyone knows that these dreams
[08:43] ---
    will not last beyond morning.
[08:45] Hino
    But we all continue to act our roles.
[08:48] Hino
    It's your own fault if you
    choose to believe that dream.
[08:51] Hino
    But some may not wish to
    awaken from that dream.
[08:55] Hino
    She wishes to sleep inside her
    dream, under the moonlight.
[09:03] A
    Suzuran?
[09:04] A
    My late lech of a grandpa
    mentioned her before.
[09:07] B
    Yes, I remember her.
[09:08] B
    She was a fine woman.
[09:10] B
    But she was out of my league.
[09:12] B
    I would have loved a chance
    with Suzuki Ranran.
[09:16] C
    Yes, she was incredibly popular.
[09:19] C
    But personally, I was
    more of a Miki-chan fan
[09:21] ---
    than a Ran-chan fan
[09:22] C
    when it came to the Candies.
[09:24] D
    I would totally lay Pink Lady.
[09:27] E
    I would totally lay you.
[09:30] F
    I just want one last lay,
    I don't care who...
[09:35] Gin
    I'm a fan of Ketsuno Ana.
[09:37] Gin
    Wait, I don't mean that like it sounded...
[09:39] Gin
    Kshatriya!
[09:41] Tsu
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?
[09:44] Gin
    Why are you sneaking around
[09:45] ---
    asking old men who they want to lay?
[09:48] Tsu
    It's not my fault those perverted
    leches got distracted!
[09:51] Gin
    Are you looking for the
    old woman's darling?
[09:56] Gin
    Are you girly enough to think that the
[09:58] ---
    man still remembers an ancient promise?
[10:00] Tsu
    Who are you calling girly?!
[10:02] Tsu
    I'm the leader of the
    Hyakka, Lady Death!
[10:05] Tsu
    I came to the surface for a
    new pipe, but I got lost,
[10:09] ---
    and when I asked for directions...
[10:10] Tsu
    Um...
[10:11] A
    Boss!
[10:12] A
    We have information on Suzuran!
[10:14] Tsu
    Shut up!
[10:15] Gin
    Huh? Why are you telling
    them to shut up?
[10:18] Gin
    Did you come to the surface to buy
    girly stuff to make yourself pretty?
[10:20] Gin
    You're such a girl.
[10:21] Tsu
    No! I'm buying non-girly stuff
    to make myself not pretty!
[10:25] Tsu
    Get back to shopping!
[10:26] A
    Huh? Shopping?
[10:27] B
    For what?
[10:28] Gin
    Yeah, you women are hopeless.
[10:30] Gin
    That old woman was hoodwinked.
[10:34] Gin
    I feel sorry for you women.
[10:37] Shin
    Gin-san!
[10:38] Shin
    We have information on the old lady!
[10:41] Gin
    Shut up!
[10:42] Tsu
    Oh, I see.
[10:43] Tsu
    Fancy that.
[10:44] Tsu
    So you're also doing
    some secret shopping.
[10:46] Gin
    I'm buying manly stuff!
[10:48] Gin
    To make my curly hair manly!
[10:50] Gin
    So shut up!
[10:52] Tsu
    You shut up!
[10:53] Shin
    Can you cut it out?
[10:55] Shin
    Both of you are so stubborn.
[10:57] Kag
    Gin-chan and Tsu-ki
    both want to help the
[10:59] ---
    old lady meet her darling
    before she dies, right?
[11:02] Both
    What?
[11:04] Shin
    Huh? Don't you?
[11:06] Tsu
    I just wanted to make that man pay
[11:08] ---
    for toying with the heart
    of a Yoshiwara woman.
[11:11] Tsu
    When Suzuran dies,
[11:13] Tsu
    that man will also die.
[11:15] Shin
    This woman's up to no good!
[11:18] Gin
    I made her a promise.
[11:21] Gin
    If I find the man,
[11:23] Gin
    she'll give me all of her wealth.
[11:25] Shin
    Don't lie!
[11:26] Shin
    Don't make up promises!
[11:29] Shin
    So both of you are plotting evil!
[11:32] Tsu
    What do you mean?
[11:33] Tsu
    I'm going to end his life.
[11:35] Gin
    I won't let that happen. The
    lady's money will be mine.
[11:37] Shin
    Hold on! Wait!
[11:39] Shin
    You need to show more respect, Gin-san!
[11:41] A
    Respect isn't the only thing
    you need to show, boss!
[11:44] Gin
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:47] Shin
    Well, we were able to obtain
[11:49] ---
    information on Suzuran-san's
    former customer.
[11:51] A
    But this customer is big trouble.
[11:55] Shin
    Long ago, Suzuran-san had many wealthy
[11:58] ---
    retainers as her customers.
[12:00] Shin
    But they all suddenly
    stopped visiting her.
[12:04] Shin
    It was because of a certain rumor
    going through Yoshiwara.
[12:06] Shin
    Suzuran-san was the
    favorite of that man.
[12:09] Tsu
    That man?
[12:11] Tsu
    Who was he?
[12:13] Shin
    It's the man
[12:16] Shin
    who lives over there.
[12:20] Gin
    Shinpachi-kun, are
    you saying that...
[12:24] Shin
    The former shogun.
[12:33] Gin
    Pachi-boy, can I ask you a question?
[12:35] Gin
    What will happen to us if
    we're caught sneaking
[12:37] ---
    into the castle to see
    the former shogun?
[12:39] Shin
    We'll be executed.
[12:41] Gin
    What will happen if we wait for
    the shogun to step outside?
[12:44] Shin
    We'll be executed.
[12:45] Gin
    Between the old former courtesan and the
[12:48] ---
    old former shogun, who has more money?
[12:51] Shin
    Should be the shogun.
[12:53] Gin
    Okay, I have a plan.
[12:56] Gin
    Tsukuyo will sneak past the
    guards into the palace.
[12:59] Gin
    Then I report her to the guards and
[13:01] ---
    receive a reward from the shogun.
[13:03] Gin
    A perfect plan!
[13:06] Tsu
    This seems more perfect to me.
[13:09] Gin
    Calm down, Tsu-ki.
[13:11] Gin
    We're talking about the former shogun.
[13:13] Gin
    It'll be hard enough to announce
    ourselves, let alone meet him.
[13:16] Gin
    What would we say if we met him, anyway?
[13:19] Tsu
    That his former lover is
    waiting for him in hell.
[13:21] Gin
    This is bad.
[13:23] ---
    She's going to get us arrested
    for assassinating the shogun!
[13:26] Shin
    So we won't be able to sneak inside?
[13:28] Gin
    They've got guards everywhere.
[13:30] Gin
    Something must have happened.
[13:32] Gin
    Besides, even if that
[13:33] ---
    old woman used to be the
    top courtesan in Edo,
[13:36] Gin
    the shogun wouldn't go to
    Yoshiwara to visit her.
[13:40] Shin
    The shogun was Suzuran-san's customer
[13:43] ---
    before he became the shogun.
[13:46] Shin
    And didn't you know, Gin-san?
[13:49] Shin
    You haven't heard about the
    13th shogun, Sadasada-sama?
[13:54] Shin
    When the Amanto attacked,
[13:55] ---
    he replaced the 12th shogun
    who collapsed from the stress.
[14:00] Shin
    While he was called a traitor
    for opening up control,
[14:04] Shin
    he's considered a brilliant
    leader who rebuilt the bakufu.
[14:07] Shin
    Even after abdicating,
[14:09] ---
    he holds incredible influence
    and serves as an advisor.
[14:13] Shin
    He was known to be a player
[14:15] Shin
    with the highest number of wives
    ever recorded in the family.
[14:19] Gin
    So he went Abarenbo Shogun
    every Saturday at 8 PM?
[14:23] Shin
    He went Abarenbo Shogun
    every night at 8 PM.
[14:30] Tsu
    He used his position to toy with
    Suzuran, then he tossed her aside.
[14:35] Tsu
    My target is the former shogun.
[14:38] Gin
    Could you not use the word target?
[14:40] Tsu
    I understand that this is reckless.
[14:42] Tsu
    Nevertheless, I must go.
[14:44] Gin
    Hey!
[14:45] Tsu
    The woman devoted her
    life to Yoshiwara.
[14:48] Tsu
    Yoshiwara must return the favor.
[14:51] Tsu
    She no longer needs the moon to
    show her dreams that won't last.
[14:55] Tsu
    The last moon she sees will
    be when her dream comes true.
[15:00] Shin
    Tsukuyo-san...
[15:03] Kag
    Wait, Tsu-ki!
[15:06] Kag
    There's nothing reckless
    about that dream.
[15:13] A
    Open the gates!
[15:22] B
    Attention!
[15:24] B
    Princess Soyo has arrived!
[15:26] Soyo
    Kagura-chan!
[15:27] B
    Your Highness, behave yourself!
[15:29] Kag
    Soyo-chan!
[15:31] Soyo
    It's been forever!
[15:32] Soyo
    How have you been?
[15:34] Kag
    I'm doing just fine.
[15:35] Kag
    And you look like
    you're in good shape.
[15:38] B
    Your Highness, it's not proper
    to embrace someone in public.
[15:38] Soyo
    I've been so lonely since 
    the last time you came.
[15:41] Soyo
    Oh, did you bring me the new
    sukonbu like you promised?
[15:44] Soyo
    Yup!
[15:44] Gin
    Huh? What's that? Who's that?
[15:46] Gin
    Clara and Heidi?
[15:48] Shin
    If my memory serves me right,
[15:50] ---
    that's Princess Soyo, the younger
    sister of the current shogun.
[15:53] Gin
    If my memory serves me right,
[15:54] ---
    the princess wouldn't
    be yodeling with Heidi.
[15:59] Gin
    No way. When did she
    score a connection
[16:01] ---
    with the princess of this country?
[16:03] Gin
    When did she become more
    influential than I am?
[16:05] Gin
    This is how Alm-Onji must have felt.
[16:07] Gin
    He couldn't be happy for Heidi when
[16:09] ---
    she came back from
    Frankfurt all grown up.
[16:12] Shin
    Alm-Onji wasn't that mean.
[16:15] Kag
    I brought my friends
    today. Is that okay?
[16:18] Soyo
    Of course.
[16:19] Soyo
    Your friends are my friends.
[16:22] Soyo
    Thank you for coming to visit today.
[16:24] Soyo
    You must be Gin-chan.
[16:25] Gin
    Huh? You know me?
[16:27] Soyo
    Yes, Kagura-chan has
    told me all about you.
[16:30] Soyo
    I'm honored to meet you.
[16:32] Gin
    N-No, I'm the one who's honored.
[16:34] Gin
    You've done a lot for Kagura.
[16:36] Soyo
    You weren't lying about
    how shaggy he is.
[16:38] Gin
    Uh, Kagura-chan? What have
    you been telling her?
[16:41] Soyo
    So the glasses wearing the
    human are Pachi-boy-san?
[16:43] Shin
    Glasses wearing the human?!
[16:45] Shin
    That's backwards!
[16:46] Shin
    What have you been
    telling her about me?!
[16:48] Soyo
    Who is this woman?
[16:50] Kagura
    She came from Yoshiwara to
    knock off the shogun...
[16:54] Soyo
    Yoshiwara? Knock off?
[16:57] Tsu
    No, I'm... You know...
[16:59] Gin
    She's a delivery hell girl who came from
[17:02] ---
    Yoshiwara to knock out the shogun.
[17:03] Tsu
    How is that any better?!
[17:04] Soyo
    So she's a delivery hell girl.
SIGN    Delivery Hell
[17:07] Tsu
    It still sounds like I'm
    delivering him to hell!
[17:10] Soyo
    I'm sorry.
[17:11] ---
    You came to visit me, but
    we have to sneak around.
[17:14] Soyo
    Sorry about this, Grampy.
[17:17] G
    I'm used to your willful behavior.
[17:19] G
    At least you haven't run
    away from the palace again.
[17:23] Shin
    Uh, did something happen?
[17:25] Soyo
    The palace is currently
    under martial law.
[17:28] G
    Your Highness! That's classified!
[17:29] Soyo
    We can tell them.
[17:32] Soyo
    Lately, somebody has been attacking
    important bakufu officials,
[17:38] Soyo
    so the palace is really
    tense right now.
[17:41] Shin
    S-Sorry, it looks like
    we came at a bad time.
[17:46] Soyo
    No, it's perfectly fine.
[17:48] Soyo
    I couldn't stand the gloomy
    atmosphere much longer.
[17:52] Sasa
    I see. I have no choice then.
[17:56] Sasa
    Under normal circumstances, I would
    tell these visitors to leave,
[17:58] ---
    friends of the princess or not.
[18:01] Sasa
    But I'll make an exception
    in this case.
[18:05] Sasa
    Since one of my e-mail buddies is here.
[18:07] Gin
    Holy!
[18:08] G
    Sasaki-dono!
[18:10] G
    Forgive me, these are...
[18:12] Sasa
    No, it's fine.
[18:15] Sasa
    Since the Mimawarigumi has been
[18:16] ---
    entrusted to protect the palace,
[18:18] ---
    the princess is perfectly safe.
[18:22] Sasa
    And since we've determined
[18:24] ---
    that the assailant is most
    likely a Joi patriot,
[18:27] Sasa
    it shouldn't matter if a former
    Joi is allowed inside the palace.
[18:31] Sasa
    Isn't that right, White Yaksha?
SIGN    From: Sabu-chan Subject: Your New Phone
[18:33] Sasa
    "Throwing away your phone was mean.
[18:35] Sasa
    I'll give you a new one,
    so e-mail me again."
[18:38] G
    Your Highness, please be quiet!
[18:41] G
    If you cause any fuss, I, Rotten
    Maizo, will lose my head.
[18:45] Kag
    Soyo-chan, what do you
    want to do today?
[18:47] Kag
    We can play tag.
[18:48] Soyo
    Yes, yes!
[18:48] G
    Were you listening to me?
[18:50] Kag
    You whine too much, old man!
[18:52] G
    Don't call me an old man!
[18:55] Gin
    This isn't good.
[18:56] Tsu
    Do you know that man?
[18:58] Gin
    We made it inside the palace,
[19:01] Gin
    but we've got a pesky
    watchdog on our tail now.
[19:06] Sasa
    "Nobu-tasu's guarding
    the princess right now,
[19:08] ---
    so if you try anything
    funny, you'll be killed.
[19:10] Sasa
    Be careful."
[19:12] Shin
    We could ask the princess to help us.
[19:15] Gin
    How are we supposed to explain
    Yoshiwara to that innocent girl?
[19:20] Gin
    And we've got Grampy and the
    watchdog monitoring us.
[19:24] Tsu
    That means we need to lose
    Grampy and the watchdog
[19:27] ---
    before we can freely
    move around the palace.
[19:29] G
    I won't let you play
    tag! It's not proper!
[19:32] Kag
    You're so pissy!
[19:34] Kag
    That's why you're known as "Gram-pee."
[19:37] G
    That's what Grampy stands for?
[19:39] Soyo
    That's wrong, Kagura-chan.
[19:40] Soyo
    The Gram is short for Grand,
[19:42] Soyo
    so it's "Grand-pee."
[19:44] G
    Your Highness! That's worse!
[19:47] Tsu
    Enough of this, Kagura.
[19:50] Kag
    Tsu-ki...
[19:51] Tsu
    If we play tag under the
    current circumstances,
[19:53] ---
    we'll be making more
    trouble for the guards.
[19:55] G
    See? Did you hear that, Your Highness?
[19:57] G
    This is how grown-ups should act.
[19:58] Tsu
    Instead, you should keep it
    quiet and play kick the can.
[20:01] Gin
    Wait, how does that make sense?!
[20:04] Tsu
    If you play tag, you'll be running
    around and making a lot of noise.
[20:06] Tsu
    But kick the can is similar
    to hide-and-seek.
[20:09] Tsu
    There shouldn't be too much noise.
[20:10] Both
    Makes sense!
[20:11] Both
    Wait, you're missing the point!
[20:13] Gin
    Is she going to use hide-and-seek as an
[20:16] ---
    excuse to shake Grampy and the watchdog?
[20:18] Shin
    Grampy's not going to accept that!
[20:20] G
    It's not proper for Your
    Highness to kick cans!
[20:23] Shin
    See?
[20:24] G
    If you want to kick cans,
[20:27] G
    you should kick me instead!
[20:28] Shin
    What?!
[20:29] Gin
    Hey! Grampy's the worst offender here!
[20:31] G
    Now step on me with your pointy heels!
[20:34] Soyo
    Grand-pee!
[20:35] Nobu
    Wait.
[20:37] Nobu
    Kick the can...
[20:38] Nobu
    Kick the Grampy...
[20:40] Nobu
    I can't allow that.
[20:41] Gin
    Damn, here she comes!
[20:44] Nobu
    Let's play cut the Grampy.
[20:45] Gin
    You're joining in?!
[20:47] Gin
    What's cut the Grampy?!
[20:49] Gin
    Some kind of killing game?!
[20:50] Soyo
    Are you going to play
    with us, Nobume-san?
[20:54] Soyo
    Yay!
[20:55] Nobu
    This is more pointy than her heels.
[20:57] G
    Uh, it's too pointy!
[20:58] G
    I'll take a grand piss on that idea!
[21:01] Gin
    Both Grampy and the
    watchdog are joining in!
[21:04] Gin
    Wait, wait, wait.
[21:06] Gin
    A guard shouldn't be doing this.
[21:08] Gin
    Grampy's going to die, so
    we should change the rules.
[21:11] Nobu
    Then I'm It.
[21:12] Nobu
    I'll cut down everyone I find.
[21:14] Gin
    That'll mean more casualties!
[21:16] Gin
    Are you that eager to cut people?!
[21:19] Nobu
    Hurry up and kick the can.
[21:21] Gin
    Wait!
[21:22] Gin
    Why are you starting already?!
[21:25] Tsu
    Gintoki!
[21:26] Tsu
    Kick the can as far as
    you can to buy time!
[21:29] Gin
    Shut up!
[21:30] Gin
    Why do I have to buy you
    guys time to run away?!
[21:33] Gin
    Damn it all!
[21:34] Gin
    I'll lose my head anyway when they
[21:36] ---
    find out we're sneaking 
    around the palace!
[21:38] Gin
    In that case, I'll kick it good!
[21:44] Gin
    Go!
[21:49] Shogun
    You're being too noisy, Soyo.
[21:51] Shogun
    Honestly, when will you realize that
[21:54] ---
    you are the Shogun's younger sister...
[22:06] Gin
    It-It-It...
[22:09] Gin
    It's the shogun?!
SIGN    To be continued...
[23:45] Gin
    Guess what?
[23:46] Gin
    This spring...
[23:47] Gin
    No, this summer, the second
    movie will be hitting theaters!
[23:51] Kag
    Yay! So spring...
[23:52] Kag
    I mean, summer is when it finally happens!
[23:55] Kag
    Time to celebrate!
[23:56] Shin
    This doesn't sound very celebratory.
SIGN    Courtesan Turns the Tables!
SIGN    The former shogun arrives
SIGN    right as the current  shogun is taken out!!
SIGN    Given the terrible timing,
SIGN    will Gintoki and crew be  able to ask about Suzuran?!