# E257 - Courtesan turns the tables
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**[01:32] Suzu**
I loathe the moon.
**[01:36] Suzu**
With nightfall, it brings you to me,
**[01:40] Suzu**
but it also takes you from
me when dawn breaks.
**[01:44] Suzu**
I wish the moon would never leave us.
**[01:48] Suzu**
Then you would always be here with me.
**[01:53] A**
The moon will come with the night again.
**[01:56] A**
And someday, when it does,
**[01:59] ---**
I will take you with me in the morning.
**[02:01] A**
Wait before the cherry blossom tree
**[02:03] ---**
on the night of the next full moon.
**[02:15] Suzu**
Do you promise?
**[02:17] A**
I promise.
**[02:22] Both**
Promise.
**[02:24] Suzu**
I'll be waiting
**[02:27] Suzu**
for the moon to rise
**[02:28] Suzu**
forever.
**[02:33] Gin**
The legendary courtesan?
**[02:35] Tsu**
You don't know of her?
**[02:37] Tsu**
The other lady of Yoshiwara,
**[02:39] Tsu**
the courtesan Suzuran.
**[02:41] Gin**
Why is she legendary?
**[02:42] Gin**
Is she a descendant of Erdrick?
**[02:43] Gin**
From Hand of the Heavenly Courtesan?
**[02:45] Hino**
I'm not talking about Nera.
**[02:47] Gin**
Nera? I was talking about Bianca.
**[02:49] Hino**
Don't forget about Debora.
**[02:51] Tsu**
Uh, none of them matter.
**[02:53] Hino**
The courtesan Suzuran.
**[02:55] Hino**
Her beauty was said
to come from the heavens.
**[02:57] Hino**
No one could rival her
in song or dance.
**[03:01] Hino**
Many elite officials sought Suzuran's
favor by offering her great wealth,
**[03:05] Hino**
but most were sent home
after a cup of tea.
**[03:08] Gin**
Sounds like she was beautiful
enough to topple nations.
**[03:12] Gin**
The other lady of Yoshiwara
isn't toppling nations
**[03:15] ---**
so much as toppling from
the weight of her makeup.
**[03:17] Hino**
Oh, sorry.
**[03:19] Hino**
My hand slipped.
**[03:20] Hino**
Must be because our nation
is toppling over.
**[03:21] Gin**
But it sounds like she's
no longer around.
**[03:25] Gin**
I would have liked to
enjoy her company once.
**[03:28] Hino**
You're more than welcome.
**[03:31] Hino**
You're such a fool.
**[03:33] Hino**
The legendary courtesan was
the one who invited you here.
**[03:36] Hino**
She wants to meet the
savior of Yoshiwara.
***SIGN*** Courtesan Turns the Tables
**[03:49] Gin**
This should be good enough?
**[03:51] Gin**
But wait...
**[03:53] Gin**
Maybe I should...
**[03:54] Tsu**
It doesn't matter!
**[03:55] Tsu**
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?
**[03:57] Gin**
This is important though.
**[03:59] Gin**
We're talking about a
legendary courtesan.
**[04:01] Gin**
If I screw something up, this won't
be a Yoshiwara night anymore!
**[04:04] Gin**
It'll be Tsukiji instead!
**[04:05] Gin**
I'll turn into a dead fish!
**[04:06] Tsu**
Don't worry. Nothing like
that is going to happen.
**[04:11] A**
Lady Suzuran has arrived!
**[04:14] Hino**
Oh, she's here.
**[04:20] ---**
Here she comes...
**[04:21] Gin**
Here she comes! Here she comes!
**[04:23] Suzu**
H-Hello.
**[04:28] Suzu**
It is an honor to meet you.
**[04:31] Suzu**
I am Su-Suzura...
**[04:34] Suzu**
Huh?
**[04:36] Suzu**
Who am I?
**[04:39] Hino**
Allow me to introduce you.
**[04:40] Hino**
This is the legendary
courtesan, our elder.
**[04:44] Hino**
The courtesan Lady Suzuran.
**[04:54] Tsu**
Hey, where do you think you're going?
**[04:55] Gin**
Just over to Tsukiji.
**[04:57] Gin**
Er, sorry.
**[04:58] Gin**
I heard she was a courtesan, but she
was toppling more than I thought.
**[05:01] Gin**
I didn't think she would be
completely toppled over.
**[05:03] Gin**
You said that this is
the legendary what?
**[05:05] Gin**
Lady Boomerang?
**[05:06] Tsu**
Lady Suzuran.
**[05:09] Gin**
You girls are mean.
**[05:11] Gin**
You made it sound like she
was working with you.
**[05:14] Suzu**
U-Um, I'm still on the job.
**[05:18] Gin**
What?!
**[05:18] Suzu**
I don't mean to brag,
**[05:21] ---**
but I've been working here since before
Yoshiwara moved underground.
**[05:25] Gin**
You're the one who's going
to be put underground soon!
**[05:28] Suzu**
I may be older now,
**[05:30] Suzu**
but my technique is just as
good as those younger girls!
**[05:35] Gin**
What kind of technique is this?!
**[05:38] Suzu**
Please come over here, savior...
**[05:43] Suzu**
Huh?
**[05:43] Suzu**
Who are you?
**[05:45] Gin**
Sakata Gintoki!
**[05:47] Suzu**
Oh, I wanted to thank you.
**[05:53] Suzu**
Please drink until you knock
yourself out tonight.
**[05:57] Gin**
This lady's spilling the whole bottle!
**[06:00] Suzu**
Huh? It's empty.
**[06:02] Suzu**
You drink fast.
**[06:03] Gin**
Are you listening to me, lady?!
**[06:05] Suzu**
Please knock yourself out tonight.
**[06:10] Gin**
Lady, you've knocked yourself
out, so can I go?!
**[06:15] Hino**
Behold Lady Suzuran's famous dancing.
**[06:17] Hino**
Look at her break dance.
**[06:19] Gin**
Wait, she's break dancing?
**[06:21] Gin**
It looks like she's having a breakdown!
**[06:23] Gin**
This is bad!
**[06:25] Gin**
Should we call an ambulance?
**[06:26] Suzu**
Y-You're too hasty.
**[06:28] Suzu**
Why don't we get to bed then?
**[06:30] Gin**
No!
**[06:32] Hino**
Here is your bed.
**[06:35] Gin**
What kind of bed is that?!
**[06:38] Suzu**
I-I truly enjoyed our
time together today.
**[06:42] Gin**
What?!
**[06:43] Gin**
You don't look like
you enjoyed yourself!
**[06:44] Suzu**
Thank you for being my last visitor.
**[06:49] Gin**
Don't jinx yourself!
**[06:51] Suzu**
You're so kind.
**[06:54] Suzu**
You're showing so much
concern for an old woman.
**[07:00] Suzu**
Can you make me a promise then?
**[07:06] Suzu**
Come see me again when the moon rises.
**[07:11] Suzu**
I'll be waiting
**[07:15] Suzu**
for the moon to rise
**[07:17] Suzu**
forever.
**[07:27] Hino**
That's known as a lovers' pact.
**[07:29] Hino**
Long ago, the women of Yoshiwara would
**[07:32] ---**
exchange vows of love
with their customers.
**[07:35] Hino**
My love belongs only to you.
**[07:37] Hino**
I will never be unfaithful to you.
**[07:40] Hino**
As proof, the women would offer
their hair, nails, and blood.
**[07:48] Hino**
Sadly, most of the
women made these pacts
**[07:50] ---**
to squeeze more money
from their customers.
**[07:56] Gin**
She's as good as they claim, then.
**[07:59] Gin**
That old woman had a man's hair
wrapped around her pinky.
**[08:03] Hino**
She refused to retire,
**[08:05] Hino**
even after she no longer had
**[08:07] ---**
any customers and
Yoshiwara was set free.
**[08:09] Hino**
She offered to do anything
if we let her stay here.
**[08:12] Hino**
And she intends to spend the rest
of her life here as a prostitute.
**[08:17] Hino**
She made a promise long ago
**[08:20] ---**
when Yoshiwara was still on the surface.
**[08:23] Hino**
A promise to leave
Yoshiwara together...
**[08:27] Hino**
Judging from her behavior,
**[08:29] ---**
she must have mistaken you for that man.
**[08:32] Tsu**
Do you mean that
**[08:33] ---**
Suzuran has been waiting here
all this time for that man?
**[08:36] Hino**
I don't know.
**[08:37] Hino**
But Yoshiwara has always been a place
**[08:39] ---**
where men and women lie to each other.
**[08:41] Hino**
Everyone knows that these dreams
**[08:43] ---**
will not last beyond morning.
**[08:45] Hino**
But we all continue to act our roles.
**[08:48] Hino**
It's your own fault if you
choose to believe that dream.
**[08:51] Hino**
But some may not wish to
awaken from that dream.
**[08:55] Hino**
She wishes to sleep inside her
dream, under the moonlight.
**[09:03] A**
Suzuran?
**[09:04] A**
My late lech of a grandpa
mentioned her before.
**[09:07] B**
Yes, I remember her.
**[09:08] B**
She was a fine woman.
**[09:10] B**
But she was out of my league.
**[09:12] B**
I would have loved a chance
with Suzuki Ranran.
**[09:16] C**
Yes, she was incredibly popular.
**[09:19] C**
But personally, I was
more of a Miki-chan fan
**[09:21] ---**
than a Ran-chan fan
**[09:22] C**
when it came to the Candies.
**[09:24] D**
I would totally lay Pink Lady.
**[09:27] E**
I would totally lay you.
**[09:30] F**
I just want one last lay,
I don't care who...
**[09:35] Gin**
I'm a fan of Ketsuno Ana.
**[09:37] Gin**
Wait, I don't mean that like it sounded...
**[09:39] Gin**
Kshatriya!
**[09:41] Tsu**
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
**[09:44] Gin**
Why are you sneaking around
**[09:45] ---**
asking old men who they want to lay?
**[09:48] Tsu**
It's not my fault those perverted
leches got distracted!
**[09:51] Gin**
Are you looking for the
old woman's darling?
**[09:56] Gin**
Are you girly enough to think that the
**[09:58] ---**
man still remembers an ancient promise?
**[10:00] Tsu**
Who are you calling girly?!
**[10:02] Tsu**
I'm the leader of the
Hyakka, Lady Death!
**[10:05] Tsu**
I came to the surface for a
new pipe, but I got lost,
**[10:09] ---**
and when I asked for directions...
**[10:10] Tsu**
Um...
**[10:11] A**
Boss!
**[10:12] A**
We have information on Suzuran!
**[10:14] Tsu**
Shut up!
**[10:15] Gin**
Huh? Why are you telling
them to shut up?
**[10:18] Gin**
Did you come to the surface to buy
girly stuff to make yourself pretty?
**[10:20] Gin**
You're such a girl.
**[10:21] Tsu**
No! I'm buying non-girly stuff
to make myself not pretty!
**[10:25] Tsu**
Get back to shopping!
**[10:26] A**
Huh? Shopping?
**[10:27] B**
For what?
**[10:28] Gin**
Yeah, you women are hopeless.
**[10:30] Gin**
That old woman was hoodwinked.
**[10:34] Gin**
I feel sorry for you women.
**[10:37] Shin**
Gin-san!
**[10:38] Shin**
We have information on the old lady!
**[10:41] Gin**
Shut up!
**[10:42] Tsu**
Oh, I see.
**[10:43] Tsu**
Fancy that.
**[10:44] Tsu**
So you're also doing
some secret shopping.
**[10:46] Gin**
I'm buying manly stuff!
**[10:48] Gin**
To make my curly hair manly!
**[10:50] Gin**
So shut up!
**[10:52] Tsu**
You shut up!
**[10:53] Shin**
Can you cut it out?
**[10:55] Shin**
Both of you are so stubborn.
**[10:57] Kag**
Gin-chan and Tsu-ki
both want to help the
**[10:59] ---**
old lady meet her darling
before she dies, right?
**[11:02] Both**
What?
**[11:04] Shin**
Huh? Don't you?
**[11:06] Tsu**
I just wanted to make that man pay
**[11:08] ---**
for toying with the heart
of a Yoshiwara woman.
**[11:11] Tsu**
When Suzuran dies,
**[11:13] Tsu**
that man will also die.
**[11:15] Shin**
This woman's up to no good!
**[11:18] Gin**
I made her a promise.
**[11:21] Gin**
If I find the man,
**[11:23] Gin**
she'll give me all of her wealth.
**[11:25] Shin**
Don't lie!
**[11:26] Shin**
Don't make up promises!
**[11:29] Shin**
So both of you are plotting evil!
**[11:32] Tsu**
What do you mean?
**[11:33] Tsu**
I'm going to end his life.
**[11:35] Gin**
I won't let that happen. The
lady's money will be mine.
**[11:37] Shin**
Hold on! Wait!
**[11:39] Shin**
You need to show more respect, Gin-san!
**[11:41] A**
Respect isn't the only thing
you need to show, boss!
**[11:44] Gin**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[11:47] Shin**
Well, we were able to obtain
**[11:49] ---**
information on Suzuran-san's
former customer.
**[11:51] A**
But this customer is big trouble.
**[11:55] Shin**
Long ago, Suzuran-san had many wealthy
**[11:58] ---**
retainers as her customers.
**[12:00] Shin**
But they all suddenly
stopped visiting her.
**[12:04] Shin**
It was because of a certain rumor
going through Yoshiwara.
**[12:06] Shin**
Suzuran-san was the
favorite of that man.
**[12:09] Tsu**
That man?
**[12:11] Tsu**
Who was he?
**[12:13] Shin**
It's the man
**[12:16] Shin**
who lives over there.
**[12:20] Gin**
Shinpachi-kun, are
you saying that...
**[12:24] Shin**
The former shogun.
**[12:33] Gin**
Pachi-boy, can I ask you a question?
**[12:35] Gin**
What will happen to us if
we're caught sneaking
**[12:37] ---**
into the castle to see
the former shogun?
**[12:39] Shin**
We'll be executed.
**[12:41] Gin**
What will happen if we wait for
the shogun to step outside?
**[12:44] Shin**
We'll be executed.
**[12:45] Gin**
Between the old former courtesan and the
**[12:48] ---**
old former shogun, who has more money?
**[12:51] Shin**
Should be the shogun.
**[12:53] Gin**
Okay, I have a plan.
**[12:56] Gin**
Tsukuyo will sneak past the
guards into the palace.
**[12:59] Gin**
Then I report her to the guards and
**[13:01] ---**
receive a reward from the shogun.
**[13:03] Gin**
A perfect plan!
**[13:06] Tsu**
This seems more perfect to me.
**[13:09] Gin**
Calm down, Tsu-ki.
**[13:11] Gin**
We're talking about the former shogun.
**[13:13] Gin**
It'll be hard enough to announce
ourselves, let alone meet him.
**[13:16] Gin**
What would we say if we met him, anyway?
**[13:19] Tsu**
That his former lover is
waiting for him in hell.
**[13:21] Gin**
This is bad.
**[13:23] ---**
She's going to get us arrested
for assassinating the shogun!
**[13:26] Shin**
So we won't be able to sneak inside?
**[13:28] Gin**
They've got guards everywhere.
**[13:30] Gin**
Something must have happened.
**[13:32] Gin**
Besides, even if that
**[13:33] ---**
old woman used to be the
top courtesan in Edo,
**[13:36] Gin**
the shogun wouldn't go to
Yoshiwara to visit her.
**[13:40] Shin**
The shogun was Suzuran-san's customer
**[13:43] ---**
before he became the shogun.
**[13:46] Shin**
And didn't you know, Gin-san?
**[13:49] Shin**
You haven't heard about the
13th shogun, Sadasada-sama?
**[13:54] Shin**
When the Amanto attacked,
**[13:55] ---**
he replaced the 12th shogun
who collapsed from the stress.
**[14:00] Shin**
While he was called a traitor
for opening up control,
**[14:04] Shin**
he's considered a brilliant
leader who rebuilt the bakufu.
**[14:07] Shin**
Even after abdicating,
**[14:09] ---**
he holds incredible influence
and serves as an advisor.
**[14:13] Shin**
He was known to be a player
**[14:15] Shin**
with the highest number of wives
ever recorded in the family.
**[14:19] Gin**
So he went Abarenbo Shogun
every Saturday at 8 PM?
**[14:23] Shin**
He went Abarenbo Shogun
every night at 8 PM.
**[14:30] Tsu**
He used his position to toy with
Suzuran, then he tossed her aside.
**[14:35] Tsu**
My target is the former shogun.
**[14:38] Gin**
Could you not use the word target?
**[14:40] Tsu**
I understand that this is reckless.
**[14:42] Tsu**
Nevertheless, I must go.
**[14:44] Gin**
Hey!
**[14:45] Tsu**
The woman devoted her
life to Yoshiwara.
**[14:48] Tsu**
Yoshiwara must return the favor.
**[14:51] Tsu**
She no longer needs the moon to
show her dreams that won't last.
**[14:55] Tsu**
The last moon she sees will
be when her dream comes true.
**[15:00] Shin**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[15:03] Kag**
Wait, Tsu-ki!
**[15:06] Kag**
There's nothing reckless
about that dream.
**[15:13] A**
Open the gates!
**[15:22] B**
Attention!
**[15:24] B**
Princess Soyo has arrived!
**[15:26] Soyo**
Kagura-chan!
**[15:27] B**
Your Highness, behave yourself!
**[15:29] Kag**
Soyo-chan!
**[15:31] Soyo**
It's been forever!
**[15:32] Soyo**
How have you been?
**[15:34] Kag**
I'm doing just fine.
**[15:35] Kag**
And you look like
you're in good shape.
**[15:38] B**
Your Highness, it's not proper
to embrace someone in public.
**[15:38] Soyo**
I've been so lonely since
the last time you came.
**[15:41] Soyo**
Oh, did you bring me the new
sukonbu like you promised?
**[15:44] Soyo**
Yup!
**[15:44] Gin**
Huh? What's that? Who's that?
**[15:46] Gin**
Clara and Heidi?
**[15:48] Shin**
If my memory serves me right,
**[15:50] ---**
that's Princess Soyo, the younger
sister of the current shogun.
**[15:53] Gin**
If my memory serves me right,
**[15:54] ---**
the princess wouldn't
be yodeling with Heidi.
**[15:59] Gin**
No way. When did she
score a connection
**[16:01] ---**
with the princess of this country?
**[16:03] Gin**
When did she become more
influential than I am?
**[16:05] Gin**
This is how Alm-Onji must have felt.
**[16:07] Gin**
He couldn't be happy for Heidi when
**[16:09] ---**
she came back from
Frankfurt all grown up.
**[16:12] Shin**
Alm-Onji wasn't that mean.
**[16:15] Kag**
I brought my friends
today. Is that okay?
**[16:18] Soyo**
Of course.
**[16:19] Soyo**
Your friends are my friends.
**[16:22] Soyo**
Thank you for coming to visit today.
**[16:24] Soyo**
You must be Gin-chan.
**[16:25] Gin**
Huh? You know me?
**[16:27] Soyo**
Yes, Kagura-chan has
told me all about you.
**[16:30] Soyo**
I'm honored to meet you.
**[16:32] Gin**
N-No, I'm the one who's honored.
**[16:34] Gin**
You've done a lot for Kagura.
**[16:36] Soyo**
You weren't lying about
how shaggy he is.
**[16:38] Gin**
Uh, Kagura-chan? What have
you been telling her?
**[16:41] Soyo**
So the glasses wearing the
human are Pachi-boy-san?
**[16:43] Shin**
Glasses wearing the human?!
**[16:45] Shin**
That's backwards!
**[16:46] Shin**
What have you been
telling her about me?!
**[16:48] Soyo**
Who is this woman?
**[16:50] Kagura**
She came from Yoshiwara to
knock off the shogun...
**[16:54] Soyo**
Yoshiwara? Knock off?
**[16:57] Tsu**
No, I'm... You know...
**[16:59] Gin**
She's a delivery hell girl who came from
**[17:02] ---**
Yoshiwara to knock out the shogun.
**[17:03] Tsu**
How is that any better?!
**[17:04] Soyo**
So she's a delivery hell girl.
***SIGN*** Delivery Hell
**[17:07] Tsu**
It still sounds like I'm
delivering him to hell!
**[17:10] Soyo**
I'm sorry.
**[17:11] ---**
You came to visit me, but
we have to sneak around.
**[17:14] Soyo**
Sorry about this, Grampy.
**[17:17] G**
I'm used to your willful behavior.
**[17:19] G**
At least you haven't run
away from the palace again.
**[17:23] Shin**
Uh, did something happen?
**[17:25] Soyo**
The palace is currently
under martial law.
**[17:28] G**
Your Highness! That's classified!
**[17:29] Soyo**
We can tell them.
**[17:32] Soyo**
Lately, somebody has been attacking
important bakufu officials,
**[17:38] Soyo**
so the palace is really
tense right now.
**[17:41] Shin**
S-Sorry, it looks like
we came at a bad time.
**[17:46] Soyo**
No, it's perfectly fine.
**[17:48] Soyo**
I couldn't stand the gloomy
atmosphere much longer.
**[17:52] Sasa**
I see. I have no choice then.
**[17:56] Sasa**
Under normal circumstances, I would
tell these visitors to leave,
**[17:58] ---**
friends of the princess or not.
**[18:01] Sasa**
But I'll make an exception
in this case.
**[18:05] Sasa**
Since one of my e-mail buddies is here.
**[18:07] Gin**
Holy!
**[18:08] G**
Sasaki-dono!
**[18:10] G**
Forgive me, these are...
**[18:12] Sasa**
No, it's fine.
**[18:15] Sasa**
Since the Mimawarigumi has been
**[18:16] ---**
entrusted to protect the palace,
**[18:18] ---**
the princess is perfectly safe.
**[18:22] Sasa**
And since we've determined
**[18:24] ---**
that the assailant is most
likely a Joi patriot,
**[18:27] Sasa**
it shouldn't matter if a former
Joi is allowed inside the palace.
**[18:31] Sasa**
Isn't that right, White Yaksha?
***SIGN*** From: Sabu-chan Subject: Your New Phone
**[18:33] Sasa**
"Throwing away your phone was mean.
**[18:35] Sasa**
I'll give you a new one,
so e-mail me again."
**[18:38] G**
Your Highness, please be quiet!
**[18:41] G**
If you cause any fuss, I, Rotten
Maizo, will lose my head.
**[18:45] Kag**
Soyo-chan, what do you
want to do today?
**[18:47] Kag**
We can play tag.
**[18:48] Soyo**
Yes, yes!
**[18:48] G**
Were you listening to me?
**[18:50] Kag**
You whine too much, old man!
**[18:52] G**
Don't call me an old man!
**[18:55] Gin**
This isn't good.
**[18:56] Tsu**
Do you know that man?
**[18:58] Gin**
We made it inside the palace,
**[19:01] Gin**
but we've got a pesky
watchdog on our tail now.
**[19:06] Sasa**
"Nobu-tasu's guarding
the princess right now,
**[19:08] ---**
so if you try anything
funny, you'll be killed.
**[19:10] Sasa**
Be careful."
**[19:12] Shin**
We could ask the princess to help us.
**[19:15] Gin**
How are we supposed to explain
Yoshiwara to that innocent girl?
**[19:20] Gin**
And we've got Grampy and the
watchdog monitoring us.
**[19:24] Tsu**
That means we need to lose
Grampy and the watchdog
**[19:27] ---**
before we can freely
move around the palace.
**[19:29] G**
I won't let you play
tag! It's not proper!
**[19:32] Kag**
You're so pissy!
**[19:34] Kag**
That's why you're known as "Gram-pee."
**[19:37] G**
That's what Grampy stands for?
**[19:39] Soyo**
That's wrong, Kagura-chan.
**[19:40] Soyo**
The Gram is short for Grand,
**[19:42] Soyo**
so it's "Grand-pee."
**[19:44] G**
Your Highness! That's worse!
**[19:47] Tsu**
Enough of this, Kagura.
**[19:50] Kag**
Tsu-ki...
**[19:51] Tsu**
If we play tag under the
current circumstances,
**[19:53] ---**
we'll be making more
trouble for the guards.
**[19:55] G**
See? Did you hear that, Your Highness?
**[19:57] G**
This is how grown-ups should act.
**[19:58] Tsu**
Instead, you should keep it
quiet and play kick the can.
**[20:01] Gin**
Wait, how does that make sense?!
**[20:04] Tsu**
If you play tag, you'll be running
around and making a lot of noise.
**[20:06] Tsu**
But kick the can is similar
to hide-and-seek.
**[20:09] Tsu**
There shouldn't be too much noise.
**[20:10] Both**
Makes sense!
**[20:11] Both**
Wait, you're missing the point!
**[20:13] Gin**
Is she going to use hide-and-seek as an
**[20:16] ---**
excuse to shake Grampy and the watchdog?
**[20:18] Shin**
Grampy's not going to accept that!
**[20:20] G**
It's not proper for Your
Highness to kick cans!
**[20:23] Shin**
See?
**[20:24] G**
If you want to kick cans,
**[20:27] G**
you should kick me instead!
**[20:28] Shin**
What?!
**[20:29] Gin**
Hey! Grampy's the worst offender here!
**[20:31] G**
Now step on me with your pointy heels!
**[20:34] Soyo**
Grand-pee!
**[20:35] Nobu**
Wait.
**[20:37] Nobu**
Kick the can...
**[20:38] Nobu**
Kick the Grampy...
**[20:40] Nobu**
I can't allow that.
**[20:41] Gin**
Damn, here she comes!
**[20:44] Nobu**
Let's play cut the Grampy.
**[20:45] Gin**
You're joining in?!
**[20:47] Gin**
What's cut the Grampy?!
**[20:49] Gin**
Some kind of killing game?!
**[20:50] Soyo**
Are you going to play
with us, Nobume-san?
**[20:54] Soyo**
Yay!
**[20:55] Nobu**
This is more pointy than her heels.
**[20:57] G**
Uh, it's too pointy!
**[20:58] G**
I'll take a grand piss on that idea!
**[21:01] Gin**
Both Grampy and the
watchdog are joining in!
**[21:04] Gin**
Wait, wait, wait.
**[21:06] Gin**
A guard shouldn't be doing this.
**[21:08] Gin**
Grampy's going to die, so
we should change the rules.
**[21:11] Nobu**
Then I'm It.
**[21:12] Nobu**
I'll cut down everyone I find.
**[21:14] Gin**
That'll mean more casualties!
**[21:16] Gin**
Are you that eager to cut people?!
**[21:19] Nobu**
Hurry up and kick the can.
**[21:21] Gin**
Wait!
**[21:22] Gin**
Why are you starting already?!
**[21:25] Tsu**
Gintoki!
**[21:26] Tsu**
Kick the can as far as
you can to buy time!
**[21:29] Gin**
Shut up!
**[21:30] Gin**
Why do I have to buy you
guys time to run away?!
**[21:33] Gin**
*Damn it all!*
**[21:34] Gin**
*I'll lose my head anyway when they*
**[21:36] ---**
*find out we're sneaking
around the palace!*
**[21:38] Gin**
*In that case, I'll kick it good!*
**[21:44] Gin**
Go!
**[21:49] Shogun**
You're being too noisy, Soyo.
**[21:51] Shogun**
Honestly, when will you realize that
**[21:54] ---**
you are the Shogun's younger sister...
**[22:06] Gin**
*It-It-It...*
**[22:09] Gin**
*It's the shogun?!*
***SIGN*** To be continued...
**[23:45] Gin**
Guess what?
**[23:46] Gin**
This spring...
**[23:47] Gin**
No, this summer, the second
movie will be hitting theaters!
**[23:51] Kag**
Yay! So spring...
**[23:52] Kag**
I mean, summer is when it finally happens!
**[23:55] Kag**
Time to celebrate!
**[23:56] Shin**
This doesn't sound very celebratory.
***SIGN*** Courtesan Turns the Tables!
***SIGN*** The former shogun arrives
***SIGN*** right as the current shogun is taken out!!
***SIGN*** Given the terrible timing,
***SIGN*** will Gintoki and crew be able to ask about Suzuran?!