E256.C - Gintama Classic - It's Your House, You Build It

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[00:00] Shin
    -
SIGN    -
[01:31] HATSU
    You're saying work is not all
    right, but you're doing fine.
[01:35] HASEGAWA
    Yeah, kind of.
[01:37] HASEGAWA
    I have some savings from my last job,
[01:40] ---
    so don't worry about me. I'm all right.
[01:42] HATSU
    Are you sure?
[01:44] ---
    Call me if you have any problems.
[01:46] ---
    Are you really all right?
[01:47] HASEGAWA
    Y-Yeah, sure. I live in a
    fairly decent apartment.
[01:51] HASEGAWA
    Yeah, it's really stylish.
[01:54] HATSU
    Really? Then why don't I visit
    soon and clean up your place?
[01:58] HASEGAWA
    No! I don't need you to clean up!
[02:01] HATSU
    I'm sure your room is
    full of trash, right?
[02:04] HASEGAWA
    I said no! I don't want to bother you.
[02:07] HATSU
    What? Is there something
    you don't want me to see?
[02:10] HASEGAWA
    I-It's not like that! I
    keep my room clean! Really!
[02:15] HATSU
    Then I'm looking forward to it.
[02:17] HATSU
    I'll see you this weekend.
[02:18] HASEGAWA
    Ah, wait!
[02:27] GINTOKI
    Hey, I'm jealous!
[02:30] GINTOKI
    She said, "Can I come
    to clean your place?"
[02:33] ---
    You got yourself quite
    a little wife there.
[02:36] GINTOKI
    I guess it's about time for
    you to start over with her.
[02:39] GINTOKI
    Why aren't you living together?
[02:40] GINTOKI
    I mean, go live in that wonderful house.
SIGN    ["It's Your House, You Build It"]
[02:52] DEBT COLLECTOR
    Hello, we'd like to talk to you.
[02:54] ---
    Hasegawa, you're there, aren't you?
[02:59] ---
    Hasegawa!
SIGN    [Please don't look for me. Hasegawa.]
[03:04] DEBT COLLECOTR
    He already ran off.
[03:09] HASEGAWA (M)
    Debt collectors were
    pounding on my door,
[03:12] ---
    and I skipped out.
[03:15] HASEGAWA (M)
    That was two weeks ago.
[03:18] HASEGAWA (M)
    I was all right the first night.
[03:21] HASEGAWA (M)
    I thought I could find
    a new place easily.
[03:26] HASEGAWA (M)
    But...I couldn't find a
    room for rent anywhere.
[03:31] HASEGAWA (M)
    Right, I didn't pay my debts or rent.
[03:34] ---
    I kept doing those kinds of things.
[03:37] HASEGAWA (M)
    So my name wound up on the
    real estate black list.
[03:39] ---
    Those guys don't mess around.
[03:43] HASEGAWA (M)
    Nobody will lend me money anymore.
[03:46] HASEGAWA (M)
    No real estate company
    will rent me an apartment.
[03:50] HASEGAWA (M)
    There's no place for me
    to go here in Kabukicho.
[03:56] HASEGAWA (M)
    I thought I'd be homeless
    for just one day.
[04:00] HASEGAWA (M)
    But...
[04:01] HASEGAWA
    Now I'm like... like this.
[04:05] GINTOKI
    But I think you're looking
    better than ever.
[04:08] GINTOKI
    Dog...
[04:09] GINTOKI
    radio...
[04:10] GINTOKI
    cardboard box.
[04:11] GINTOKI
    You're completely covered by the
[04:13] ---
    Three Sacred Treasures of the homeless.
[04:15] GINTOKI
    You've finally found your lifetime job.
[04:17] HASEGAWA
    I don't have a lifetime
    job. I have no job.
[04:20] GINTOKI
    You can change your job in FF3, but the
[04:24] ---
    first job, Onion Knight,
    is the strongest.
[04:27] GINTOKI
    It's always the same.
[04:28] HASEGAWA
    Are you trying to cheer me up?
[04:29] ---
    Or do you want me to kick you around?
[04:31] HASEGAWA
    How could you say I'm like Onion Knight?
[04:33] GINTOKI
    You smell like a rotten onion.
[04:35] HASEGAWA
    That was a critical hit.
[04:37] HASEGAWA
    No!
[04:39] HASEGAWA
    I need a place to stay so I
    can restore my hit points!
[04:42] HASEGAWA
    I can't restore my hit
    points in a cardboard box!
[04:45] HASEGAWA
    What should I do?
[04:47] HASEGAWA
    If Hatsu sees me like this, we'll never
[04:49] ---
    reconcile our differences.
    And she'll leave me.
[04:51] GINTOKI
    I'd say you have no one
    to blame but yourself.
[04:53] HASEGAWA
    I have to do something by this weekend!
[04:55] HASEGAWA
    I need to find a stylish place,
    even if it's just for the weekend!
[04:58] HASEGAWA
    Can you help me, Gin?
[05:00] HASEGAWA
    I'm sure your name is
    already on the black list,
[05:03] ---
    maybe even in the Death Note.
[05:06] GINTOKI
    Oh, yeah. I'll put your name
    in my Death Note, then.
[05:10] GINTOKI
    See ya.
[05:11] HASEGAWA
    Hey, wait! Wait!
SIGN    [Real Estate]
[05:17] FUDO
    Taizo Hasegawa: 38 years old.
[05:20] ---
    Occupation: Onion Knight.
[05:25] FUDO
    Um, excuse me, but I have to ask...
[05:27] ---
    What is it you do as an Onion Knight?
[05:30] FUDO
    I just can't remember.
[05:31] FUDO
    I think I met someone
    once a long time ago
[05:33] ---
    who said he was an Onion Knight.
[05:35] HASEGAWA
    Um... Well...
[05:38] GINTOK
    It's a job that involves
    fermenting onions.
[05:40] FUDO
    I see. It's kind of like making wine
[05:42] ---
    and doing this and doing that, right?
[05:44] HASEGAWA
    Oh, yes. Something like that.
[05:47] FUDO
    Oh, I know. I saw that on TV.
[05:50] ---
    I think it was on that
    show Professionals.
[05:52] HASEGAWA
    What?
[05:55] FUDO
    No, it wasn't on Professional.
[05:57] ---
    That was Music something or other.
[06:00] HASEGAWA
    Music?
[06:06] FUDO
    Oh? Does it look like I'm lying?
[06:08] FUDO
    You think I'm lying? I
    really know what it is.
[06:11] HASEGAWA
    No! I believe you!
[06:13] FUDO
    No, you don't.
[06:15] ---
    I noticed some momentary
    bad feelings between us.
[06:18] FUDO
    Shoot, if my wife were still
    alive, she could prove it for me.
[06:24] FUDO
    She passed away one year ago. Darn it.
[06:28] HASEGAWA
    Well, I think I've already
    heard enough about it.
[06:31] WIFE
    Hey, old man! The laundry
    detergent is running out.
[06:33] WIFE
    Can you get some real quick?
[06:35] FUDO
    I'm working right now! I'm
    going to kill you, old hag!
[06:38] WIFE
    Shut up and die, stupid, old man!
[06:44] FUDO
    Well, I'll show you some
    properties. Let's go.
[06:48] HASEGAWA
    Oh, yes.
[06:50] HASEGAWA
    Hey, he's going to show me some
    properties just like that.
[06:53] HASEGAWA
    Doesn't he have a black list?
[06:56] HASEGAWA
    Anyway, the old guy seems
    a little nutty. Who is he?
[06:59] GINTOKI
    They call him...
[07:00] GINTOKI
    ...the Messiah of Kabukicho.
    His name is Sanzo Fudo.
[07:00] FUDO
    Um...this isn't it, and 
    so this is... Oh, well.
[07:05] GINTOKI
    There're a lot of bums like you in town.
[07:09] GINTOKI
    Some are chased, and some
    have a guilty conscience.
[07:13] GINTOKI
    They're all in an abyss of misery.
[07:16] GINTOKI
    There's a real estate agent who gives
[07:18] ---
    them a helping hand and a place to stay.
[07:21] GINTOKI
    Fudo is the kind of person who
    would offer people a place to stay,
[07:25] GINTOKI
    no matter who they were,
    just like a Messiah.
[07:28] HASEGAWA
    Those who are alive.
[07:30] FUDO
    Excuse me, but can you tell
    me where this property is?
[07:35] HASEGAWA
    Well, I think he's just not being
    choosy enough for his clients, right?
[07:39] HASEGAWA
    That old man seems careless.
[07:43] HASEGAWA
    I'm glad that he'll show
    us some properties,
[07:45] ---
    but I'm a little anxious as well.
[07:47] FUDO
    Hasegawa.
[07:48] FUDO
    Do you have any specific
    requests for a place?
[07:52] HASEGAWA
    Well, yeah... First, the
    cheapest is the best.
[07:56] HASEGAWA
    And it's better if it's fancy.
[07:59] GINTOKI
    Don't expect much.
[08:01] GINTOKI
    Don't forget about your situation
    right now, Onion Knight.
[08:04] ---
    It's enough that there's a roof
    over your head when it rains.
[08:07] HASEGAWA
    But Hatsu is coming.
[08:09] GINTOKI
    Let's try something cheap, a 1LDK.
SIGN    [1LDK: 1 bedroom, 1 Living  room, and 1 Dining Kitchen]
[08:13] FUDO
    1LDK?
[08:14] GINTOKI
    Yeah, it's enough for a single man.
[08:18] FUDO
    R-Right. I think a single
    man needs...1WGTM.
[08:25] GINTOKI
    Huh? What did you just say?
[08:26] FUDO
    O-One...3P would be perfect!
[08:30] GINTOKI
    No, we're not talking about a 3P!
[08:38] FUDO
    I know that.
[08:39] ---
    But I'm getting old, so it's
    hard to speak in loan words.
[08:42] FUDO
    Don't worry, I understand your
    request and I'll take you.
[08:46] FUDO
    Well, I guess this should satisfy you.
SIGN    [犬(One)LDK [Dog 犬  pronounced "one" in Japanese]
[08:50] HASEGAWA
    That's not a 1LDK!
[08:52] HASEGAWA
    Why do I have to live in
    such a filthy dog house?!
[08:55] HASEGAWA
    Don't you really know what 1LDK means?
[08:57] FUDO
    Of course, I know.
[08:58] FUDO
    I just thought that was a good
[09:00] ---
    doghouse for Hasegawa's dirty mutt.
[09:02] HASEGAWA
    That's none of your business!
[09:04] FUDO
    Come on, don't get me wrong.
[09:07] FUDO
    There's no way that a real estate agent
[09:08] ---
    doesn't know what 1LDK means.
[09:10] FUDO
    That's a common term. We use it a lot.
[09:13] GINTOKI
    Why don't you use it then?
[09:15] FUDO
    Let's see...
[09:16] ---
    We'll use it after we
    come back from our trip.
[09:23] FUDO
    Man, 1LDK is the best!
[09:26] GINTOKI
    No way! We'll just say,
    "My home is the best."
[09:28] GINTOKI
    Why do you bother replacing it with
    a complicated word like "1LDK"?
[09:32] FUDO
    I'm sorry. To tell you the truth,
[09:34] ---
    my 1LDK went back to her parents' house.
[09:37] GINTOKI
    What are you talking about, 1LDK
    went back to her parents' house?"
[09:40] GINTOKI
    A 1LDK is a place, not a person!
[09:41] HASEGAWA
    Um...Can you show us
    some other properties?
[09:45] GINTOKI
    He doesn't care about a
    1LDK anyway, only rent.
[09:48] ---
    Cheaper is better.
[09:50] FUDO
    Is that right? I'm not sure
    if 1LDK will come back.
[09:55] FUDO
    Is that all right with you?
[09:55] GINTOKI
    What kind of 1LDK are
    you talking about?!
[09:58] FUDO
    How about this property?
[10:02] GINTOKI
    It looks good to me.
[10:04] HASEGAWA
    I'd prefer something more stylish.
[10:07] FUDO
    I knew you were going to
    say that. Don't worry.
[10:10] FUDO
    This isn't the one I wanted to show you.
[10:13] FUDO
    This one.
[10:14] HASEGAWA
    Another doghouse?!
[10:16] FUDO
    No, this is completely
    different from the last one.
[10:18] ---
    This one is more stylish.
[10:21] ---
    Look!
[10:22] FUDO
    It has can badges!
[10:23] HASEGAWA
    No thanks! I don't need
    those kinds of accessories!
[10:26] HASEGAWA
    Anyway, why are can
    badges on a doghouse?
[10:28] GINTOKI
    What? I bet you don't know
    what a 1LDK is, do you?
[10:31] FUDO
    That's not right...I
    said 1LDK is not here.
[10:35] HASEGAWA
    Stop it! I can't live
    in that kind of place!
[10:38] HASEGAWA
    That's not even a house for people!
[10:40] ---
    Show me a place for people!
[10:43] FUDO
    I see. That's what you
    wanted. Now I know.
[10:48] FUDO
    Why didn't you tell me
    that in the beginning?
[10:51] FUDO
    I'm confident in myself with this place.
[10:55] HASEGAWA
    What kind of confidence
    are you talking about?!
[10:57] HASEGAWA
    That's enough! This is just a doghouse!
[11:00] HASEGAWA
    It's not even close to a 1LDK.
[11:02] ---
    Did you hear what I said?
[11:04] FUDO
    Yes, I did. Look over there!
[11:11] FUDO
    See. A person lives there.
[11:13] HASEGAWA
    That's not the point!
[11:15] HASEGAWA
    That's not right! I'm
    a useless, old man.
[11:17] HASEGAWA
    And I'm a bit of a masochist, but
    I didn't come here today to play!
[11:20] HASEGAWA
    I'm just looking for a place to live!
[11:21] ---
    I can't live in this kind of place!
[11:24] HASEGAWA
    Why are you getting shy?
    I'm not your master!
[11:28] ---
    No one's trying to turn you on!
[11:35] GINTOKI
    Well, do you have anything a bit better?
[11:39] FUDO
    All right. In fact, I've got the
    perfect place for an Onion Knight like you.
[11:45] HASEGAWA
    Are you sure this time?
[11:49] GINTOKI
    Almost.
[11:50] HASEGAWA
    Aren't you going to point it out?
[11:51] GINTOKI
    Well, there's some truth
    in what you meant.
[11:54] ---
    I admit it.
[11:55] HASEGAWA
    Gin, please don't!
[11:58] GINTOKI
    I know Hasegawa isn't really an
    Onion Knight, but a Dark Knight.
[12:01] ---
    His job is more like a cockroach knight.
[12:04] HASEGAWA
    I said I didn't have a job.
[12:05] GINTOKI
    And we'll stop being choosy, so please
[12:08] ---
    show us a normal and cheap property.
[12:10] FUDO
    All right. Then let me
    show you a good one.
[12:13] ---
    How about that one?
[12:15] GINTOKI
    What?
[12:16] GINTOKI
    Are you listening to us?!
[12:19] FUDO
    This is one of the best apartments
    among my high-end properties.
[12:25] GINTOKI
    I said, "Are you listening to me?"
[12:27] FUDO
    This one is always popular and occupied.
[12:30] FUDO
    But it just now became available.
    You're really lucky!
[12:34] FUDO
    And the monthly fee is
    only three million yen.
[12:37] ---
    This is a really rare opportunity.
[12:39] GINTOKI
    I don't need it, but give
    me a chance to throw
[12:41] ---
    some poop on your face instead.
[12:43] FUDO
    All right. How about 30,000
    yen with a discount instead?
[12:46] HASEGAWA
    Wh-What?
[12:47] FUDO
    They both have "3", so
    30,000 yen is a deal.
[12:50] HASEGAWA
    What's the reason do you
    have for a 99% discount!
[12:52] HASEGAWA
    What? Are you angry? Or
    maybe you've snapped?
[12:54] ---
    Or you're desperate?
[12:56] FUDO
    Actually, the last tenant suddenly
    left because of his job.
[12:59] FUDO
    So, the household effects
    are still there.
[13:02] ---
    And the place wasn't cleaned up.
[13:05] FUDO
    If you'll dispose or take
     care of those things,
[13:07] ---
    I'll give you the discounted
    price of 30,000 yen for rent.
[13:09] HASEGAWA
    Really? Are you sure?
[13:11] ---
    That's all I have to do to live here?
[13:13] HASEGAWA
    No problem! We'll take care of it!
[13:14] HASEGAWA
    We'll use all the household effects.
[13:16] ---
    It's a great benefit to us!
[13:17] HASEGAWA
    I'm sure Hatsu will be happy.
[13:19] FUDO
    That's good.
SIGN    [NOBORU]
[13:37] FUDO
    Well, it's a little bit
    dirty, as I said. Good luck.
[13:44] HASEGAWA
    For what?!
[13:46] HASEGAWA
    Whoa! This...is...
[13:47] ---
    O-Obviously...this was
    the scene of a murder!
[13:51] HASEGAWA
    By "disposal," does he mean dispose
    of everything at the murder site?!
[13:54] HASEGAWA
    And "take care"? Does he mean
    getting involved in a murder?
[13:57] GINTOKI
    Oh, this is a great view.
[13:59] ---
    I bet the view at night is wonderful.
[14:02] HASEGAWA
    Why are you so blasé?
[14:03] ---
    Look at the mess we're in!
[14:05] GINTOKI
    What are you so excited about?
[14:07] ---
    Can you tell me where
    the murder took place?
[14:09] HASEGAWA
    The blood is all over the place!
[14:12] HASEGAWA
    I wouldn't be surprised if that kid
    from Case Closed barged in right about now!
[14:15] GINTOKI
    Eh? Is this blood?
[14:16] ---
    I thought this was a
    custom-painted wall.
[14:19] HASEGAWA
    It can't be! It's so disgusting!
[14:21] FUDO
    Hasegawa, please calm down.
[14:23] FUDO
    You said this was a crime scene?
[14:25] ---
    Something like that happens
    only in a TV drama.
[14:27] FUDO
    I think this place was probably used
[14:29] ---
    for gutting a tuna or something.
[14:31] HASEGAWA
    That sounds even less likely!
[14:32] ---
    Why did a tuna have to be gutted here?
[14:34] HASEGAWA
    Moreover, why did the tuna
    write a dying message?
[14:37] GINTOKI
    What? This is not a dying message.
[14:40] GINTOKI
    So somebody's practicing
    their calligraphy?
[14:42] GINTOKI
    It splattered around the room after it
[14:44] ---
    worked hard to write NOBORU.
[14:46] HASEGAWA
    That's pretty painstaking work!
[14:48] GINTOKI
    Anyway, don't worry about it.
[14:50] HASEGAWA
    About what?
[14:51] GINTOKI
    Even if they were murdered,
    it's no big deal.
[14:53] HASEGAWA
    Yes, it is!
[14:54] ---
    You sound like this is
    someone else's problem.
[14:56] HASEGAWA
    I can't live in a place
    where there was a murder.
[14:59] GINTOKI
    It doesn't matter what
    happened in the past.
[15:01] ---
    Now is more important.
[15:03] HASEGAWA
    True. There's blood everywhere now...
[15:04] ---
    that's what I'm really concerned about.
[15:06] GINTOKI
    Hasegawa, rooms and women are the same.
[15:09] GINTOKI
    Listen to me.
[15:11] GINTOKI
    Most pretty girls have already been
[15:12] ---
    "done" by some stupid guy
    at their middle school
[15:14] GINTOKI
    or high school before we ever meet them.
[15:16] HASEGAWA
    What are you talking about?!
[15:18] GINTOKI
    Let's say there's a
    girl who was unpolished
[15:20] ---
    and innocent when she entered school,
[15:22] ---
    but after summer vacation,
[15:24] ---
    she's got dyed hair and ear piercings.
[15:28] HASEGAWA
    Again, what are you talking about?!
[15:29] GINTOKI
    I'm positive about it.
[15:31] ---
    During summer vacation,
    she met some loser.
[15:33] GINTOKI
    In summer, she had so much fun
    that she was taken advantage of.
[15:35] HASEGAWA
    Hey! I really don't understand
    what you're trying to tell me!
[15:39] GINTOKI
    But even so, would you ask her about it?
[15:44] GINTOKI
    You wouldn't, right?
[15:46] GINTOKI
    You would just keep it in your mind.
[15:48] GINTOKI
    You'd like to ask her, "What
    happened to you during summer?"
[15:51] GINTOKI
    No, you wouldn't.
[15:53] ---
    Because you know she'll
    hate you if you ask.
[15:54] GINTOKI
    It'd be a turn-off for her.
[15:57] GINTOKI
    That's right. When we meet women,
[16:00] ---
    we already know those kinds of things.
[16:03] GINTOKI
    And it's the same for rooms.
[16:05] GINTOKI
    In general, a good room
    has been "done" already!
[16:09] HASEGAWA
    What do you mean that the
    room has been "done?"
[16:11] GINTOKI
    And if you have to inquire
    about the history of
[16:14] GINTOKI
    every room you find,
    you shouldn't bother!
[16:17] FUDO
    Good grief.
[16:20] FUDO
    I've been working in the
    real estate business for
[16:23] ---
    over 50 years and I never...
[16:24] FUDO
    I never thought that I would meet
[16:26] ---
    someone who really cared about a room.
[16:29] HASEGAWA
    Why are you crying?
[16:30] ---
    Did any part of that story make you cry?
[16:34] FUDO
    He's exactly right. The
    nice rooms are all tainted.
[16:38] FUDO
    Most likely a murder happened there.
[16:40] HASEGAWA
    You liar! I have never
    heard anything like that!
[16:42] FUDO
    I think it's something like
    the magic of the room.
[16:45] FUDO
    The room is not just for a space to live in,
[16:47] ---
    but also a place to
    catch a person's soul.
[16:50] FUDO
    As a matter of fact,
    this is a problem room.
[16:54] FUDO
    Seven people have already died in here.
[16:58] HASEGAWA
    What?!
[16:59] FUDO
    I don't know what the cause was,
[17:02] FUDO
    but the people who lived here started
[17:04] FUDO
    attacking each other all of a
    sudden, and died soon after.
[17:06] HASEGAWA
    Hey, you! Why did you show
    me such a bad place?!
[17:09] HASEGAWA
    In fact, you were even
    trying to charge me rent!
[17:11] FUDO
    I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it.
[17:13] FUDO
    I just felt sorry for this room.
    Everybody thinks it's cursed.
[17:19] FUDO
    The room works out well when occupied.
[17:22] FUDO
    Even if it's a great room,
[17:23] ---
    it's just like a hole unless
    someone lives there.
[17:26] FUDO
    I know some people call
    me a Messiah because
[17:30] ---
    I save all kinds of people.
[17:31] FUDO
    But I don't deserve it.
[17:36] FUDO
    I just wanted to turn all
    these dumps into real rooms.
[17:44] FUDO
    I'm so glad that you'll
    become a real room soon.
[17:49] FUDO
    Here it is.
[17:51] FUDO
    I want to give this to you.
[17:53] ---
    You can use this room however you want.
[17:56] FUDO
    It's totally up to you
    how you use this room.
[18:01] FUDO
    I hope you'll...
[18:07] GINTOKI
    I don't think I deserve this offer.
[18:09] GINTOKI
    I think this room will be happy when
[18:11] ---
    a person who needs a place lives here.
[18:16] HASEGAWA
    Well, I think a man who takes good
    care of the room should live here.
[18:21] HASEGAWA
    It'll make the room happy.
[18:24] FUDO
    I want you to take this.
[18:27] GINTOKI
    I already heard that.
[18:31] HASEGAWA
    It's not nice to hand it to me
    and say, "I already heard that"?
[18:35] FUDO
    Sir...
[18:36] GINTOKI
    This is the third time.
[18:37] HASEGAWA
    No!
[18:43] FUDO
    Enough! I told you I wanted to give
    it to you. Just take it already!
[18:47] GINTOKI
    Who wants such a creepy room?!
[18:49] GINTOKI
    You can't get rid of it by giving it to
    someone who's a nuisance! It's not fair!
[18:51] HASEGAWA
    But you're talking about
    something totally different.
[18:53] HASEGAWA
    Just take it. You said, "It doesn't
    matter what happened in the past." Didn't you?!
[18:55] GINTOKI
    Right from the start, it was your
    fault because you don't have a job!
[18:58] GINTOKI
    So, accept the responsibility
    and just die here!
[19:01] FUDO
    Take it!
[19:02] GINTOKI
    No!
[19:04] HASEGAWA
    I don't want it, either!
[19:05] ---
    Just take it
[19:19] VOICE
    Ki...Kill...
[19:23] VOICE
    Kill...Kill...
[19:27] VOICE
    Kill...Kill...
SIGN    [A couple of days later]
[19:45] HATSU
    Oh, my! This is a really
    great apartment.
[19:48] HATSU
    I wonder how he got the money
    to afford this kind of place?
[19:54] HATSU
    He didn't do anything
    fancy, like sending an
[19:56] ---
    invitation without a return address...
[20:01] HATSU
    Um, oh, here it is.
[20:05] HATSU
    Hello! I came to clean up.
[20:11] VOICE
    Ki...Kill...
[20:14] VOICE
    Kill...Kill...
SIGN    [NOBORU]
[22:03] Gin
    So last week, Gintama
    made its return and now
SIGN    
[22:06] ---
    we're back to our regular programming.
[22:09] Kag
    Feels good to be home.
[22:12] Kag
    It's so familiar.
[22:14] Shin
    Uh, it's supposed to be familiar.
[22:16] Shin
    That was obviously a rerun.
[22:18] Shin
    We return and it's back to Yorinuki?
[22:21] Gin
    It's only been six months
    since the show ended
[22:23] ---
    last spring because we
    ran out of material.
[22:25] Gin
    I would have expected
    Yorinuki from the beginning.
[22:28] Kag
    Yep, call now and you get half
    Yorinuki and half new episodes.
[22:35] Shin
    Now you're starting to
    sound like an infomercial.
[22:37] Shin
    But in that case,
[22:38] ---
    we could have waited for more material
[22:40] ---
    before starting the show again.
[22:41] Gin
    Fool, don't you know what's
    happened in the past six months?
[22:45] Shin
    Huh?
[22:45] Kag
    Yeah, the threat wasn't
    Kintama or Mantama.
[22:50] Shin
    What was it then?
[22:51] Gin
    The one where they play basketball
    and the title has Kuro in it.
[22:55] Shin
    Uh, you just gave it away.
[22:56] Shin
    You're talking about
    Kuro**'s Basketball.
[22:58] Kag
    If we wait for more material,
    they'll overtake us.
[23:01] Kag
    I mean, our fail lead and
    his generation of Joi
[23:03] ---
    doesn't stand a chance against
    the Generation of Miracles.
[23:06] Gin
    Why are you attacking me now?
[23:08] Kag
    Shinpachi, you're pretty forgettable,
[23:10] ---
    so switch places with the main
    character in that series.
[23:12] Shin
    Is that some kind of misdirection?
[23:14] Gin
    Well, when you have the trifecta of
[23:16] ---
    no material, no budget, and no brains,
[23:18] ---
    this anime has to resort to tricks.
[23:20] Gin
    The staff was seriously
    considering calling
[23:23] ---
    the new movie Gintama Z or Gintama Q.
[23:25] Shin
    That's plagiarizing!
[23:27] Kag
    Next season, we should change
    the name to Kurotama!
[23:31] Gin
    Eureka!
[23:32] Shin
    Eureka my ass!
SIGN    The End
[23:39] Gin
    The second movie will
    be released in 2013.
[23:42] Gin
    The gorilla author is writing a
    completely new story this time!
[23:46] Gin
    We've been using the same
    still frame for a month now!
[23:50] Gin
    How's the production going?
[23:52] Gin
    Is the gorilla author
    making any progress?
SIGN    Deadline?
[23:56] Gin
    Oh, he's taking a nap.
[23:57] Gin
    Hello?
[23:59] Gin
    Uh, don't you need to
    work on the story?