E255 - Kin-san's Kintama

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[00:00] Tama
    We'll need their help
    to defeat Kintoki.
[00:04] Tama
    You must take back your friends.
[00:05] Tama
    Help them remember the man
    called Sakata Gintoki.
[00:14] Gin
    I knew you'd be there for me.
[00:19] Tama
    You've finally remembered Master Gintoki.
[00:22] Both
    Huh?
[00:23] Shin
    What do you mean?
[00:25] Gin
    Well, yeah...
[00:27] Gin
    I guess.
[00:29] Gin
    Thanks for everything.
[00:31] Gin
    Take care, Odd Jobs.
[00:35] Kin
    Having trouble?
[00:37] Kin
    Want me to lend you a hand?
[00:40] Kin
    Leave it to Odd Jobs Kin-san
[00:43] Kin
    and he'll save the day.
SIGN    Kin-san's Kintama
[02:21] Tama
    No, thank you.
[02:22] Tama
    Otose-sama needed me to run an errand.
[02:25] Kin
    You're pretty slow for a robot.
[02:28] Kin
    Why don't you stop meddling
[02:31] ---
    and go get some maintenance done?
[02:33] Tama
    Master Gintoki would never be
    so forceful with a woman.
[02:37] Kin
    That's why he can't score any girls.
[02:38] Kin
    I've overcome that weakness of his.
[02:41] Kin
    Since you're refusing my advances,
[02:44] Kin
    and now that people
    are starting to talk,
[02:48] Kin
    I won't spare my ace.
[02:49] Kin
    Be a good girl and listen to me.
[02:51] Kin
    You should know.
[02:53] Kin
    It's better for everyone
    when I'm in charge.
[02:59] Tama
    You're just a piece of junk.
[03:02] Tama
    If you can't even say 
    "I won't spare my rod"
[03:06] Tama
    so it turns into a dirty joke,
[03:08] Tama
    you'll never be better
    than Master Gintoki.
[03:11] Kin
    I've already used my rod.
[03:17] Kin
    Damn, you're using some old oil.
[03:22] Kin
    That explains why you can't
    understand what I'm saying.
[03:27] Kin
    Don't blame me.
[03:28] Kin
    I have to eliminate all loose cannons.
[03:32] Kin
    I will win the hearts of every
    citizen and unite the team
[03:35] Kin
    so I can lay down my
    roots all over this town.
[03:38] Kin
    That is the mission I've been given.
[03:41] Kin
    Don't worry.
[03:43] Kin
    The dog and Gintoki will
    suffer the same fate.
[03:46] Kin
    I'll erase your existence
    from everyone's memory.
[03:49] Tama
    Master Gintoki can't be erased.
[03:52] Tama
    Your weak points were in
    the instruction manual.
[03:55] Tama
    You will no longer be able
    to brainwash anyone.
[03:58] Tama
    If your mission is to erase
    Master Gintoki and replace him,
[04:03] Tama
    my mission is to live
[04:05] ---
    with Master Gintoki and his
    friends until I perish.
[04:10] Kin
    Really? Too bad then.
[04:14] Kin
    Why don't you ask your Gin-san to
    come now, in your final moments?
[04:17] Tama
    Master Gintoki...
[04:20] Kin
    Your worthless leader can't hear you
[04:24] Kin
    if you whisper in such a puny voice.
[04:28] Tama
    You are just
[04:33] Tama
    a piece of
[04:37] Tama
    junk.
[04:40] Tama
    Master Gintoki is
[04:43] Tama
    far more sadistic.
[04:55] Gin
    H-Hey! Hang in there, Tama!
[04:58] Gin
    Can you... Can you see me?!
[05:00] Gin
    Hold on!
[05:01] Gin
    I'll take you to old Gengai!
[05:04] Gin
    I don't care if he's brainwashed!
[05:06] Gin
    I'll crush his balls to get
    him to wake up and fix you!
[05:08] Gin
    So hang in there!
[05:10] Gin
    Give me some time, Tama!
[05:12] Gin
    Hey, Tama! Say something!
[05:14] Gin
    Hey! You promised!
[05:17] Gin
    You said you would
    always be on my side!
[05:19] Gin
    Machines aren't supposed to lie!
[05:21] Gin
    Every homeless person needs
    a dog and a loud radio!
[05:25] Tama
    I'm sorry. I lied.
[05:29] Tama
    It wasn't from a K-drama...
[05:34] Tama
    It was the smoke shop owner
[05:36] ---
    who dropped by from time to time.
[05:39] Gin
    That doesn't matter!
[05:41] Tama
    Please save my data.
[05:44] Gin
    Yeah, I will!
[05:45] Tama
    When I go to sleep...
[05:46] Gin
    Hold the reset button while
    turning off the power!
[05:49] Tama
    Then I will never forget...
[05:52] Tama
    About you, about everyone...
[05:55] Tama
    About the rent you owe...
[05:57] Gin
    You can forget that part.
[06:00] Tama
    So could you let me have one
    last look at your face?
[06:05] Gin
    Don't say that stuff!
[06:08] Gin
    Tama!
[06:09] Gin
    Wake up!
[06:10] Gin
    Open your eyes!
[06:11] Gin
    Open them!
[06:13] ---
    Got it!
[06:15] Tama
    I got a rare shot of
    Master Gintoki crying.
[06:18] Gin
    What kind of setting is
    that for playing dead?!
[06:21] Tama
    That's a pathetic sight
    to remember you by.
[06:24] Gin
    Y-Yeah...
[06:26] Gin
    So forget you ever saw that.
[06:28] Gin
    The next time we meet,
[06:30] ---
    I'll be smiling like a main character.
[06:33] Tama
    I'm holding you to that.
SIGN    20 yen remaining
[06:43] Shin
    H-Hold on!
[06:45] Shin
    What do you mean, Tama-san
    was taken out?!
[06:47] Shin
    Who did it?!
[06:48] Kin
    Who else could it be?
[06:50] Kin
    Pachi-boy, we're going
    to avenge our friend.
[06:55] A
    Hey there, handsome fella.
[06:58] B
    Yes, I'm a handsome fella.
[07:00] B
    Oh, sorry. I'm out of
    money for the month.
[07:03] A
    No, we have a question for you.
[07:05] A
    Have you seen this man around?
[07:07] B
    No, I haven't.
[07:08] A
    I see.
[07:09] B
    Who is he? Did he skip out
     on a bill at the bar?
[07:11] A
    Let us know if you see him.
[07:14] B
    What's going on?
[07:16] B
    Cabaret girls searching for
    someone instead of working?
[07:18] C
    Oh, haven't you heard?
[07:20] C
    Look over there.
[07:21] B
    They're from the Yagyu family.
[07:23] B
    Why are they here?
[07:25] A
    And over here.
[07:25] B
    The Hyakka, the Yoshiwara guards?!
[07:27] A
    Plus...
SIGN    Kin-chan
[07:28] B
    Hey, now. We've got fugitives
    searching for other fugitives!
[07:32] B
    What's going on?
[07:33] B
    Why are all these people here?
[07:35] C
    That guy hurt one of Kin-san's friends.
[07:37] B
    You mean Odd Jobs Kin-san?
[07:40] Kin
    Tama was taken out.
[07:42] Kin
    And my balls were literally taken out.
[07:44] Kin
    I have to make him pay.
[07:47] Kin
    This isn't a matter of
    honor or reputation.
[07:49] Kin
    I'm willing to use any dirty tricks to
[07:51] ---
    chase him down so I
    can avenge our friend.
[07:56] Kin
    So can you guys lend me a hand?
[08:00] Kin
    I will use all the power I have
    throughout the Kabuki district
[08:04] Kin
    to bring down Sakata Gintoki.
[08:08] B
    It was a dumb move to hurt
    one of Kin-san's friends.
SIGN    If you see this man, please contact
[08:12] B
    He's basically antagonized
    the entire Kabuki district.
SIGN    Doll House
[08:16] Mada
    Well, let me know if
    anything comes up, Gramps.
[08:18] Gen
    How am I supposed to contact a
    person who doesn't have a phone?
[08:22] Mada
    Write XYZ on the bulletin
    board by the station.
[08:24] Gen
    Don't bring City Hunter into this.
[08:26] Mada
    Anyway, be careful.
[08:27] Mada
    He's got a grudge against Kin-san.
[08:30] Mada
    We don't know what he'll
    do to Kin-san's friends.
[08:34] Gen
    Hammer.
[08:36] Gen
    You sure about this?
[08:38] Gen
    That was your chance to split
    the head of one of his allies.
[08:41] Gin
    Oh, I'll split heads.
[08:42] Gin
    If you tell me
[08:44] ---
    that you can't fix my friend.
[08:46] Gin
    What about you?
[08:48] Gin
    You're sheltering an enemy.
[08:50] Gen
    Nobody would break Tama,
    then ask me to repair her.
[08:55] Gen
    Besides, I know that humans
    are easily swayed.
[09:00] Gen
    A machine's soul is harder than steel.
[09:05] Gen
    Tama trusted you, so I
    have to do the same.
[09:10] Gin
    Stupid old man.
[09:11] Gin
    That's why you were
[09:13] ---
    brainwashed by your own piece of junk.
[09:16] Gen
    Coming from a main character who
[09:18] ---
    was usurped by that piece of junk.
[09:20] Gen
    What do you plan on doing?
[09:21] Gen
    That piece of junk has the
    Kabuki district locked down.
[09:25] Gin
    Doesn't matter.
[09:27] Gin
    There's only one thing for me to do.
[09:29] Gen
    You'll be fighting against
    your former friends.
[09:31] Gen
    They're the hardest
    foes you'll ever face.
[09:34] Gen
    That's the point of this trap.
[09:37] Gen
    You don't have a chance.
[09:40] Gin
    That would be the logical conclusion.
[09:42] Gin
    Unfortunately, we beasts and animals
    aren't very good at quantification.
[09:48] Gin
    Sadaharu, we're down to one
    person and one animal.
[09:52] Gin
    Is one plus one two?
[09:55] Gin
    Right.
[09:58] Gin
    We'll never be just two.
[10:02] Gen
    Can't quantify human emotion, eh?
[10:06] Gen
    Reckless, foolhardy, rash.
[10:08] Gen
    That's what you're about to do.
[10:09] Gen
    But it's possible that
    could be his weakness.
[10:15] Gen
    He was created to be perfect, so
    he can't understand an unpredictable
[10:21] Gen
    and unquantifiable fool like
     you, Sakata Gintoki.
[10:25] Gen
    I guess I forgot to give him the most
[10:29] ---
    important quality a leader needs.
[10:32] Gen
    I have to stop him.
[10:34] Gin
    Idiot plus two.
[10:35] ---
    You're on board now, old man.
[10:37] Gen
    Yeah, and I promise to bring
    another idiot with me.
[10:41] Gen
    So Gin-boy, don't let
    yourself become zero.
[10:46] Gen
    You're the only one
    who can stop Kintoki.
[11:01] Tojo
    Find him!
[11:03] Tojo
    We must punish the villain who
    injured our lady's friend!
[11:06] Tojo
    Curses, where is he hiding?!
[11:09] Tojo
    Could it be...?!
SIGN    Costume Play
[11:12] Tojo
    I have no choice!
[11:13] Tojo
    I must search every
    single establishment!
[11:16] Tojo
    The rest of you go that way!
[11:18] Tojo
    I'm going in!
[11:20] Kyu
    Where do you think you're going?
SIGN    The Fast Samurai
[11:21] Tojo
    Lady! Do not stop me!
[11:23] Tojo
    It's time to take off!
[11:24] Tojo
    The flight attendants
    are waiting for me!
[11:26] Kyu
    And you call yourself a warrior?
[11:28] Kyu
    There are others around.
[11:30] Kyu
    Don't embarrass me.
[11:31] Zura
    I have witnessed the
    shame of the Yagyu!
[11:35] Zura
    Kyubei-dono, you're too late!
[11:37] Zura
    We've already checked the
    cosplay establishments!
[11:40] Zura
    I don't have a single leg hair left!
[11:41] Zura
    Attention please!
[11:43] Tojo
    Uh, you're the one who
    should be ashamed!
[11:45] Zura
    A true warrior would send his
    leg hair flying for a friend!
[11:48] Tojo
    Wait, why are you providing service?!
[11:52] Zura
    I'm using myself as bait
    to draw in the enemy!
[11:55] Tojo
    You won't get him!
[11:56] Tojo
    You'd only get a UMA that way!
[11:58] A
    Boss, we found someone!
[12:00] Tojo
    Wh-What?!
[12:02] Tsu
    Well? Interested in
    working in Yoshiwara?
[12:05] Tojo
    He landed someone!
[12:06] Tojo
    He landed someone
    completely unexpected!
[12:08] Tojo
    I'm in no position to criticize,
[12:10] ---
    but why are you people even here?!
[12:11] Tsu
    Sorry, I'm not familiar
    with the customs up here.
[12:14] Mada
    Found ya!
[12:15] Mada
    You little cutie, you!
[12:16] ---
    And then we... pan!
[12:18] Tojo
    What kind of dirty business are
    you trying to pull here?!
[12:22] Tojo
    Cut it out already!
[12:24] Tojo
    I'm supposed to be the one
    acting like an idiot,
[12:26] ---
    but I haven't gotten a chance!
[12:27] Tojo
    Say something, Lady!
[12:30] Kyu
    Sorry, it was my fault.
[12:33] Tojo
    Lady...
[12:35] Tojo
    Pull yourself together!
[12:36] Tojo
    What's wrong with everyone?
[12:39] Otae
    We're hesitating.
[12:41] Tojo
    Otae-dono...
[12:42] Otae
    We're not sure what to do.
[12:45] Otae
    Something feels off about
    Kin-san's request.
[12:49] Otae
    What Kin-san is saying doesn't
    match what we've seen.
[12:54] Otae
    He didn't look like someone
    who would hurt Tama-san.
[12:58] Otae
    Especially after he risked his own life
[13:01] ---
    to save Sarutobi-san,
    a complete stranger.
[13:05] Tojo
    Y-You don't trust Kintoki-dono?
[13:09] Otae
    I trust him.
[13:10] Otae
    But that's why we're confused.
[13:13] Otae
    We don't understand why Kin-san
    would ask us to do this.
[13:18] Otae
    Of course, we're happy
    that he trusts us.
[13:21] Otae
    But Kin-san...
[13:23] Otae
    The Sakata Kintoki I
    know wasn't so open.
[13:29] Otae
    He never said a word
    when there was trouble.
[13:33] Otae
    He would always sneak off by himself.
[13:38] Otae
    It didn't matter how many
    enemies there were.
[13:42] Otae
    He would show up with a smirk
    while picking his nose...
[13:46] Tojo
    U-Up there!
[13:51] Gin
    Yo, what's up?
[13:53] Gin
    Why are you looking at the sky?
[13:54] Gin
    Is there a solar eclipse?
[13:56] A
    How dare you show your face here?!
[13:59] A
    I'll only ask you once!
[14:00] A
    Were you the one who hurt Tama-dono?!
[14:03] Gin
    If that's what your golden god says,
[14:06] ---
    you're free to believe him.
[14:09] Gin
    I'm here to flick a booger at him.
[14:18] B
    Go! Grab him!
[14:23] Gin
    Sadaharu...
[14:24] ---
    You haven't forgotten
    our promise, right?
[14:27] Gin
    Don't look back, no
    matter what happens.
[14:31] Gin
    Just run forward.
[14:32] Gin
    You don't need to worry.
[14:35] Gin
    This is business as usual.
[14:37] Gin
    Let's go back home
[14:40] Gin
    where they are.
[14:46] Zura
    What?!
[14:46] Zura
    He's running straight
    through enemy lines?!
[14:48] B
    After him! Don't let him get away!
[14:50] Zura
    Wait! Don't hurt Sadaharu-kun!
[14:52] Zura
    Furry paws can do no evil!
    Aim for the guy!
[14:55] B
    B-But he's bouncing around
    like he's at the rodeo!
[14:58] B
    It's hard to get a read on him!
[15:00] Gin
    Don't look back, no 
    matter what happens.
[15:03] Gin
    Just run forward.
[15:05] Gin
    Let's go back home
[15:07] Gin
    where they are.
[15:17] Tsu
    That was an obvious decoy.
[15:18] Tsu
    Did you really think we
    would fall for that?
[15:22] Gin
    I'm the decoy.
[15:24] Gin
    And as expected, I landed the big fish.
[15:27] Tsu
    Drop your sword.
[15:29] Tsu
    Come with me and—
[15:30] Gin
    Sure.
[15:33] Gin
    I dropped my sword.
[15:34] Gin
    Is it my turn to make a request then?
[15:37] Gin
    Can you move out of the way?
[15:39] Gin
    Once it's all over, you can drag
    me to hell or the bedroom.
[15:42] Tsu
    Wh-What? Do you take me for a fool?
[15:44] A
    Boss!
[15:44] Tsu
    Wait!
[15:46] Sa
    Don't move!
[15:47] Sa
    Don't touch him.
[15:51] Sa
    He's my target.
[15:52] Tsu
    I told you to stay out
    of this, Sarutobi.
[15:56] Sa
    You think I can't kill a
    man who saved my life?
[16:01] Sa
    Laughable.
[16:02] ---
    I won't let you hog all the glory
[16:04] ---
    and win points with Kin-san.
[16:06] Sa
    This job is too big for you.
[16:09] Sa
    I'll take his life after he saved mine.
[16:13] Sa
    That's the kind of dirty
    job I specialize in.
[16:17] Tsu
    Sarutobi...
[16:18] Sa
    Out of my way, Tsu-ki.
[16:20] Sa
    There's no reason for you
    to get your hands dirty.
[16:24] Kyu
    I understand that everyone is unsure.
[16:27] Kyu
    Should we trust Kintoki
[16:28] ---
    or trust what we've seen of this man?
[16:31] Kyu
    However, this job
    requires firm resolve.
[16:34] ---
    You should stand down!
[16:35] Tsu
    What's that?
[16:37] Tsu
    I found him first. I'll do this.
[16:40] Sa
    Get lost. I've got it covered.
[16:42] Kyu
    The two of you can't handle this.
[16:44] Kyu
    Let me take care of it.
[16:45] Tsu
    I can do this!
[16:47] Sa
    I've got this!
[16:48] Kyu
    I'll kill him!
[16:48] Tsu
    I will!
[16:49] Sa
    No, me!
[16:50] Kyu
    I got this!
[16:50] Tsu
    I do!
[16:51] Sa
    No, me!
[16:51] Kyu
    Me!
[16:52] Tsu
    No, me!
[16:52] ---
    Me!
[16:53] ---
    No, me!
[16:53] ---
    Me!
[16:54] Sa
    Blah!
[16:54] Sa
    You've got me all mixed up now!
[16:54] Gin
    Um, you're being very
    considerate of each other,
[16:59] Gin
    but you're not being
    considerate of me at all.
[17:02] Kyu
    Okay, we'll all take turns sticking
    our blades in this barrel.
[17:06] Kyu
    The person who lands the
    final blow gets credit.
[17:08] Gin
    That'd be a lynching!
[17:10] Gin
    Heh, I guess I
    wouldn't mind having
[17:13] ---
    three beauties around when I die.
[17:15] Gin
    But you don't need to feel
    guilty about my death.
[17:19] Gin
    Why don't you all wear blindfolds
    and pretend you're trying to
[17:23] ---
    smash a watermelon
    when you aim for me?
[17:25] Gin
    This way, you won't know who was
    the killer, so there's no guilt.
[17:29] Sa
    Why are you still trying to help us?
[17:33] Gin
    Don't worry about it.
[17:34] Gin
    Well, hold on while I bury myself.
[17:38] Tsu
    Wait!
[17:39] All
    I don't think so!
[17:41] Tsu
    After him!
[17:42] Tsu
    Don't let him get away!
[17:54] Tsu
    Now!
[17:54] Tsu
    Fire!
[17:58] A
    Boss!
[18:06] Gin
    Upsie-daisy.
[18:08] A
    Boss! Boss! Are you okay?
[18:12] Tsu
    W-Wait!
[18:15] Tsu
    What do you think you're doing?
[18:18] Gin
    No idea what you mean.
[18:21] Gin
    See ya.
[18:24] Gin
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[18:27] Tsu
    Wait!
[18:28] Tsu
    Stop!
[18:30] Tsu
    Are you...
[18:33] C
    Got him!
[18:35] C
    Now, guys!
[18:36] C
    I got him!
[18:38] ---
    Bastards!
SIGN    Looking for a rally partner. Smash hit to your heart.
SIGN    Wanna get sweaty together?
[19:02] Tojo
    Lady!
[19:05] Kyu
    Crap!
[19:11] Tojo
    Lady!
[19:22] Gin
    There's nothing wrong.
[19:24] Gin
    I just see a girl's pretty hand.
[19:45] Sa
    This must be Gin-san's underwear!
[19:48] Sa
    This must be Gin-san's swimsuit!
[19:58] Sa
    Wait a second...
[20:02] Sa
    Didn't you hear me tell you to wait?
[20:11] Sa
    What are you trying to do?
[20:13] Sa
    Who are you fighting?
[20:17] Tsu
    You can barely hold a sword, so why...
[20:20] Kyu
    It almost seems that
    you aren't fighting us,
[20:23] ---
    but protecting us.
[20:24] Gin
    Looks like...
[20:26] Gin
    I underestimated this town.
[20:29] Gin
    We got a whole crowd out in force
    to avenge one person.
[20:34] Gin
    Look at me now.
[20:36] Gin
    But I have to admit that
    I feel pretty good.
[20:40] Gin
    This town is a good place.
[20:51] Sa
    Step away.
[20:53] Sa
    I'm going to kill this man.
[20:56] Tsu
    You should listen to me.
[20:59] Tsu
    I'll do this.
[21:01] Kyu
    Why won't either of you back away?
[21:04] Kyu
    Please... Go away...
[21:08] Sa
    Not when you have that
    look on your face...
[21:12] A
    Lady...
[21:14] B
    Boss...
[21:16] Kin
    What's this?
[21:17] Kin
    Making women cry?
[21:19] Kin
    You're a real piece of work.
[21:21] Kin
    But don't worry.
[21:24] Kin
    I'm here to wipe your ass.
[21:27] Kin
    It's time to settle up.
[21:29] Kin
    Pay attention, guys.
[21:30] Kin
    This is the last moment of
    the Kabuki district's enemy.
[21:36] Kin
    You're finished,
[21:39] Kin
    Gintoki.
[21:42] Tsu
    Don't take another step.
[21:45] Kin
    What's this about?
[21:47] Tsu
    You girls are too stubborn for me.
[21:51] Tsu
    I'm not going to try to stop you.
[21:53] Tsu
    Instead...
[21:54] Sa
    I won't try to stop you either
[21:56] Sa
    since we're thinking the same thing.
[21:59] Kyu
    My memories are a jumble right now,
[22:02] ---
    so I can't know if I should
    trust gold or silver.
[22:06] Kyu
    So instead, I choose to trust...
[22:09] Kyu
    ...the tears of a friend.
SIGN    To be continued...
SIGN    The Meaning of a Main Character
[23:45] Kin
    Next time, on the last
    episode of Kintama:
[23:47] Kin
    The Meaning of a Main Character.