# E255 - Kin-san's Kintama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2PWE35R/kin-sans-kintama)
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**[00:00] Tama**
We'll need their help
to defeat Kintoki.
**[00:04] Tama**
You must take back your friends.
**[00:05] Tama**
Help them remember the man
called Sakata Gintoki.
**[00:14] Gin**
I knew you'd be there for me.
**[00:19] Tama**
You've finally remembered Master Gintoki.
**[00:22] Both**
Huh?
**[00:23] Shin**
What do you mean?
**[00:25] Gin**
Well, yeah...
**[00:27] Gin**
I guess.
**[00:29] Gin**
Thanks for everything.
**[00:31] Gin**
Take care, Odd Jobs.
**[00:35] Kin**
Having trouble?
**[00:37] Kin**
Want me to lend you a hand?
**[00:40] Kin**
Leave it to Odd Jobs Kin-san
**[00:43] Kin**
and he'll save the day.
***SIGN*** Kin-san's Kintama
**[02:21] Tama**
No, thank you.
**[02:22] Tama**
Otose-sama needed me to run an errand.
**[02:25] Kin**
You're pretty slow for a robot.
**[02:28] Kin**
Why don't you stop meddling
**[02:31] ---**
and go get some maintenance done?
**[02:33] Tama**
Master Gintoki would never be
so forceful with a woman.
**[02:37] Kin**
That's why he can't score any girls.
**[02:38] Kin**
I've overcome that weakness of his.
**[02:41] Kin**
Since you're refusing my advances,
**[02:44] Kin**
and now that people
are starting to talk,
**[02:48] Kin**
I won't spare my ace.
**[02:49] Kin**
Be a good girl and listen to me.
**[02:51] Kin**
You should know.
**[02:53] Kin**
It's better for everyone
when I'm in charge.
**[02:59] Tama**
You're just a piece of junk.
**[03:02] Tama**
If you can't even say
"I won't spare my *rod*"
**[03:06] Tama**
so it turns into a dirty joke,
**[03:08] Tama**
you'll never be better
than Master Gintoki.
**[03:11] Kin**
I've already used my rod.
**[03:17] Kin**
Damn, you're using some old oil.
**[03:22] Kin**
That explains why you can't
understand what I'm saying.
**[03:27] Kin**
Don't blame me.
**[03:28] Kin**
I have to eliminate all loose cannons.
**[03:32] Kin**
I will win the hearts of every
citizen and unite the team
**[03:35] Kin**
so I can lay down my
roots all over this town.
**[03:38] Kin**
That is the mission I've been given.
**[03:41] Kin**
Don't worry.
**[03:43] Kin**
The dog and Gintoki will
suffer the same fate.
**[03:46] Kin**
I'll erase your existence
from everyone's memory.
**[03:49] Tama**
Master Gintoki can't be erased.
**[03:52] Tama**
Your weak points were in
the instruction manual.
**[03:55] Tama**
You will no longer be able
to brainwash anyone.
**[03:58] Tama**
If your mission is to erase
Master Gintoki and replace him,
**[04:03] Tama**
my mission is to live
**[04:05] ---**
with Master Gintoki and his
friends until I perish.
**[04:10] Kin**
Really? Too bad then.
**[04:14] Kin**
Why don't you ask your Gin-san to
come now, in your final moments?
**[04:17] Tama**
Master Gintoki...
**[04:20] Kin**
Your worthless leader can't hear you
**[04:24] Kin**
if you whisper in such a puny voice.
**[04:28] Tama**
You are just
**[04:33] Tama**
a piece of
**[04:37] Tama**
junk.
**[04:40] Tama**
Master Gintoki is
**[04:43] Tama**
far more sadistic.
**[04:55] Gin**
H-Hey! Hang in there, Tama!
**[04:58] Gin**
Can you... Can you see me?!
**[05:00] Gin**
Hold on!
**[05:01] Gin**
I'll take you to old Gengai!
**[05:04] Gin**
I don't care if he's brainwashed!
**[05:06] Gin**
I'll crush his balls to get
him to wake up and fix you!
**[05:08] Gin**
So hang in there!
**[05:10] Gin**
Give me some time, Tama!
**[05:12] Gin**
Hey, Tama! Say something!
**[05:14] Gin**
Hey! You promised!
**[05:17] Gin**
You said you would
always be on my side!
**[05:19] Gin**
Machines aren't supposed to lie!
**[05:21] Gin**
Every homeless person needs
a dog and a loud radio!
**[05:25] Tama**
I'm sorry. I lied.
**[05:29] Tama**
It wasn't from a K-drama...
**[05:34] Tama**
It was the smoke shop owner
**[05:36] ---**
who dropped by from time to time.
**[05:39] Gin**
That doesn't matter!
**[05:41] Tama**
Please save my data.
**[05:44] Gin**
Yeah, I will!
**[05:45] Tama**
When I go to sleep...
**[05:46] Gin**
Hold the reset button while
turning off the power!
**[05:49] Tama**
Then I will never forget...
**[05:52] Tama**
About you, about everyone...
**[05:55] Tama**
About the rent you owe...
**[05:57] Gin**
You can forget that part.
**[06:00] Tama**
So could you let me have one
last look at your face?
**[06:05] Gin**
Don't say that stuff!
**[06:08] Gin**
Tama!
**[06:09] Gin**
Wake up!
**[06:10] Gin**
Open your eyes!
**[06:11] Gin**
Open them!
**[06:13] ---**
Got it!
**[06:15] Tama**
I got a rare shot of
Master Gintoki crying.
**[06:18] Gin**
What kind of setting is
that for playing dead?!
**[06:21] Tama**
That's a pathetic sight
to remember you by.
**[06:24] Gin**
Y-Yeah...
**[06:26] Gin**
So forget you ever saw that.
**[06:28] Gin**
The next time we meet,
**[06:30] ---**
I'll be smiling like a main character.
**[06:33] Tama**
I'm holding you to that.
***SIGN*** 20 yen remaining
**[06:43] Shin**
H-Hold on!
**[06:45] Shin**
What do you mean, Tama-san
was taken out?!
**[06:47] Shin**
Who did it?!
**[06:48] Kin**
Who else could it be?
**[06:50] Kin**
Pachi-boy, we're going
to avenge our friend.
**[06:55] A**
Hey there, handsome fella.
**[06:58] B**
Yes, I'm a handsome fella.
**[07:00] B**
Oh, sorry. I'm out of
money for the month.
**[07:03] A**
No, we have a question for you.
**[07:05] A**
Have you seen this man around?
**[07:07] B**
No, I haven't.
**[07:08] A**
I see.
**[07:09] B**
Who is he? Did he skip out
on a bill at the bar?
**[07:11] A**
Let us know if you see him.
**[07:14] B**
What's going on?
**[07:16] B**
Cabaret girls searching for
someone instead of working?
**[07:18] C**
Oh, haven't you heard?
**[07:20] C**
Look over there.
**[07:21] B**
They're from the Yagyu family.
**[07:23] B**
Why are they here?
**[07:25] A**
And over here.
**[07:25] B**
The Hyakka, the Yoshiwara guards?!
**[07:27] A**
Plus...
***SIGN*** Kin-chan
**[07:28] B**
Hey, now. We've got fugitives
searching for other fugitives!
**[07:32] B**
What's going on?
**[07:33] B**
Why are all these people here?
**[07:35] C**
That guy hurt one of Kin-san's friends.
**[07:37] B**
You mean Odd Jobs Kin-san?
**[07:40] Kin**
Tama was taken out.
**[07:42] Kin**
And my balls were literally taken out.
**[07:44] Kin**
I have to make him pay.
**[07:47] Kin**
This isn't a matter of
honor or reputation.
**[07:49] Kin**
I'm willing to use any dirty tricks to
**[07:51] ---**
chase him down so I
can avenge our friend.
**[07:56] Kin**
So can you guys lend me a hand?
**[08:00] Kin**
I will use all the power I have
throughout the Kabuki district
**[08:04] Kin**
to bring down Sakata Gintoki.
**[08:08] B**
It was a dumb move to hurt
one of Kin-san's friends.
***SIGN*** If you see this man, please contact
**[08:12] B**
He's basically antagonized
the entire Kabuki district.
***SIGN*** Doll House
**[08:16] Mada**
Well, let me know if
anything comes up, Gramps.
**[08:18] Gen**
How am I supposed to contact a
person who doesn't have a phone?
**[08:22] Mada**
Write XYZ on the bulletin
board by the station.
**[08:24] Gen**
Don't bring City Hunter into this.
**[08:26] Mada**
Anyway, be careful.
**[08:27] Mada**
He's got a grudge against Kin-san.
**[08:30] Mada**
We don't know what he'll
do to Kin-san's friends.
**[08:34] Gen**
Hammer.
**[08:36] Gen**
You sure about this?
**[08:38] Gen**
That was your chance to split
the head of one of his allies.
**[08:41] Gin**
Oh, I'll split heads.
**[08:42] Gin**
If you tell me
**[08:44] ---**
that you can't fix my friend.
**[08:46] Gin**
What about you?
**[08:48] Gin**
You're sheltering an enemy.
**[08:50] Gen**
Nobody would break Tama,
then ask me to repair her.
**[08:55] Gen**
Besides, I know that humans
are easily swayed.
**[09:00] Gen**
A machine's soul is harder than steel.
**[09:05] Gen**
Tama trusted you, so I
have to do the same.
**[09:10] Gin**
Stupid old man.
**[09:11] Gin**
That's why you were
**[09:13] ---**
brainwashed by your own piece of junk.
**[09:16] Gen**
Coming from a main character who
**[09:18] ---**
was usurped by that piece of junk.
**[09:20] Gen**
What do you plan on doing?
**[09:21] Gen**
That piece of junk has the
Kabuki district locked down.
**[09:25] Gin**
Doesn't matter.
**[09:27] Gin**
There's only one thing for me to do.
**[09:29] Gen**
You'll be fighting against
your former friends.
**[09:31] Gen**
They're the hardest
foes you'll ever face.
**[09:34] Gen**
That's the point of this trap.
**[09:37] Gen**
You don't have a chance.
**[09:40] Gin**
That would be the logical conclusion.
**[09:42] Gin**
Unfortunately, we beasts and animals
aren't very good at quantification.
**[09:48] Gin**
Sadaharu, we're down to one
person and one animal.
**[09:52] Gin**
Is one plus one two?
**[09:55] Gin**
Right.
**[09:58] Gin**
We'll never be just two.
**[10:02] Gen**
Can't quantify human emotion, eh?
**[10:06] Gen**
Reckless, foolhardy, rash.
**[10:08] Gen**
That's what you're about to do.
**[10:09] Gen**
But it's possible that
could be his weakness.
**[10:15] Gen**
He was created to be perfect, so
he can't understand an unpredictable
**[10:21] Gen**
and unquantifiable fool like
you, Sakata Gintoki.
**[10:25] Gen**
I guess I forgot to give him the most
**[10:29] ---**
important quality a leader needs.
**[10:32] Gen**
I have to stop him.
**[10:34] Gin**
Idiot plus two.
**[10:35] ---**
You're on board now, old man.
**[10:37] Gen**
Yeah, and I promise to bring
another idiot with me.
**[10:41] Gen**
So Gin-boy, don't let
yourself become zero.
**[10:46] Gen**
You're the only one
who can stop Kintoki.
**[11:01] Tojo**
Find him!
**[11:03] Tojo**
We must punish the villain who
injured our lady's friend!
**[11:06] Tojo**
Curses, where is he hiding?!
**[11:09] Tojo**
Could it be...?!
***SIGN*** Costume Play
**[11:12] Tojo**
I have no choice!
**[11:13] Tojo**
I must search every
single establishment!
**[11:16] Tojo**
The rest of you go that way!
**[11:18] Tojo**
I'm going in!
**[11:20] Kyu**
Where do you think you're going?
***SIGN*** The Fast Samurai
**[11:21] Tojo**
Lady! Do not stop me!
**[11:23] Tojo**
It's time to take off!
**[11:24] Tojo**
The flight attendants
are waiting for me!
**[11:26] Kyu**
And you call yourself a warrior?
**[11:28] Kyu**
There are others around.
**[11:30] Kyu**
Don't embarrass me.
**[11:31] Zura**
I have witnessed the
shame of the Yagyu!
**[11:35] Zura**
Kyubei-dono, you're too late!
**[11:37] Zura**
We've already checked the
cosplay establishments!
**[11:40] Zura**
I don't have a single leg hair left!
**[11:41] Zura**
Attention please!
**[11:43] Tojo**
Uh, you're the one who
should be ashamed!
**[11:45] Zura**
A true warrior would send his
leg hair flying for a friend!
**[11:48] Tojo**
Wait, why are you providing service?!
**[11:52] Zura**
I'm using myself as bait
to draw in the enemy!
**[11:55] Tojo**
You won't get him!
**[11:56] Tojo**
You'd only get a UMA that way!
**[11:58] A**
Boss, we found someone!
**[12:00] Tojo**
Wh-What?!
**[12:02] Tsu**
Well? Interested in
working in Yoshiwara?
**[12:05] Tojo**
He landed someone!
**[12:06] Tojo**
He landed someone
completely unexpected!
**[12:08] Tojo**
I'm in no position to criticize,
**[12:10] ---**
but why are you people even here?!
**[12:11] Tsu**
Sorry, I'm not familiar
with the customs up here.
**[12:14] Mada**
Found ya!
**[12:15] Mada**
You little cutie, you!
**[12:16] ---**
And then we... pan!
**[12:18] Tojo**
What kind of dirty business are
you trying to pull here?!
**[12:22] Tojo**
Cut it out already!
**[12:24] Tojo**
I'm supposed to be the one
acting like an idiot,
**[12:26] ---**
but I haven't gotten a chance!
**[12:27] Tojo**
Say something, Lady!
**[12:30] Kyu**
Sorry, it was my fault.
**[12:33] Tojo**
Lady...
**[12:35] Tojo**
Pull yourself together!
**[12:36] Tojo**
What's wrong with everyone?
**[12:39] Otae**
We're hesitating.
**[12:41] Tojo**
Otae-dono...
**[12:42] Otae**
We're not sure what to do.
**[12:45] Otae**
Something feels off about
Kin-san's request.
**[12:49] Otae**
What Kin-san is saying doesn't
match what we've seen.
**[12:54] Otae**
He didn't look like someone
who would hurt Tama-san.
**[12:58] Otae**
Especially after he risked his own life
**[13:01] ---**
to save Sarutobi-san,
a complete stranger.
**[13:05] Tojo**
Y-You don't trust Kintoki-dono?
**[13:09] Otae**
I trust him.
**[13:10] Otae**
But that's why we're confused.
**[13:13] Otae**
We don't understand why Kin-san
would ask us to do this.
**[13:18] Otae**
Of course, we're happy
that he trusts us.
**[13:21] Otae**
But Kin-san...
**[13:23] Otae**
The Sakata Kintoki I
know wasn't so open.
**[13:29] Otae**
He never said a word
when there was trouble.
**[13:33] Otae**
He would always sneak off by himself.
**[13:38] Otae**
It didn't matter how many
enemies there were.
**[13:42] Otae**
He would show up with a smirk
while picking his nose...
**[13:46] Tojo**
U-Up there!
**[13:51] Gin**
Yo, what's up?
**[13:53] Gin**
Why are you looking at the sky?
**[13:54] Gin**
Is there a solar eclipse?
**[13:56] A**
How dare you show your face here?!
**[13:59] A**
I'll only ask you once!
**[14:00] A**
Were you the one who hurt Tama-dono?!
**[14:03] Gin**
If that's what your golden god says,
**[14:06] ---**
you're free to believe him.
**[14:09] Gin**
I'm here to flick a booger at him.
**[14:18] B**
Go! Grab him!
**[14:23] Gin**
Sadaharu...
**[14:24] ---**
You haven't forgotten
our promise, right?
**[14:27] Gin**
Don't look back, no
matter what happens.
**[14:31] Gin**
Just run forward.
**[14:32] Gin**
You don't need to worry.
**[14:35] Gin**
This is business as usual.
**[14:37] Gin**
Let's go back home
**[14:40] Gin**
where they are.
**[14:46] Zura**
What?!
**[14:46] Zura**
He's running straight
through enemy lines?!
**[14:48] B**
After him! Don't let him get away!
**[14:50] Zura**
Wait! Don't hurt Sadaharu-kun!
**[14:52] Zura**
Furry paws can do no evil!
Aim for the guy!
**[14:55] B**
B-But he's bouncing around
like he's at the rodeo!
**[14:58] B**
It's hard to get a read on him!
**[15:00] Gin**
*Don't look back, no
matter what happens.*
**[15:03] Gin**
*Just run forward.*
**[15:05] Gin**
*Let's go back home*
**[15:07] Gin**
*where they are.*
**[15:17] Tsu**
That was an obvious decoy.
**[15:18] Tsu**
Did you really think we
would fall for that?
**[15:22] Gin**
I'm the decoy.
**[15:24] Gin**
And as expected, I landed the big fish.
**[15:27] Tsu**
Drop your sword.
**[15:29] Tsu**
Come with me and—
**[15:30] Gin**
Sure.
**[15:33] Gin**
I dropped my sword.
**[15:34] Gin**
Is it my turn to make a request then?
**[15:37] Gin**
Can you move out of the way?
**[15:39] Gin**
Once it's all over, you can drag
me to hell or the bedroom.
**[15:42] Tsu**
Wh-What? Do you take me for a fool?
**[15:44] A**
Boss!
**[15:44] Tsu**
Wait!
**[15:46] Sa**
Don't move!
**[15:47] Sa**
Don't touch him.
**[15:51] Sa**
He's my target.
**[15:52] Tsu**
I told you to stay out
of this, Sarutobi.
**[15:56] Sa**
You think I can't kill a
man who saved my life?
**[16:01] Sa**
Laughable.
**[16:02] ---**
I won't let you hog all the glory
**[16:04] ---**
and win points with Kin-san.
**[16:06] Sa**
This job is too big for you.
**[16:09] Sa**
I'll take his life after he saved mine.
**[16:13] Sa**
That's the kind of dirty
job I specialize in.
**[16:17] Tsu**
Sarutobi...
**[16:18] Sa**
Out of my way, Tsu-ki.
**[16:20] Sa**
There's no reason for you
to get your hands dirty.
**[16:24] Kyu**
I understand that everyone is unsure.
**[16:27] Kyu**
Should we trust Kintoki
**[16:28] ---**
or trust what we've seen of this man?
**[16:31] Kyu**
However, this job
requires firm resolve.
**[16:34] ---**
You should stand down!
**[16:35] Tsu**
What's that?
**[16:37] Tsu**
I found him first. I'll do this.
**[16:40] Sa**
Get lost. I've got it covered.
**[16:42] Kyu**
The two of you can't handle this.
**[16:44] Kyu**
Let me take care of it.
**[16:45] Tsu**
I can do this!
**[16:47] Sa**
I've got this!
**[16:48] Kyu**
I'll kill him!
**[16:48] Tsu**
I will!
**[16:49] Sa**
No, me!
**[16:50] Kyu**
I got this!
**[16:50] Tsu**
I do!
**[16:51] Sa**
No, me!
**[16:51] Kyu**
Me!
**[16:52] Tsu**
No, me!
**[16:52] ---**
Me!
**[16:53] ---**
No, me!
**[16:53] ---**
Me!
**[16:54] Sa**
Blah!
**[16:54] Sa**
You've got me all mixed up now!
**[16:54] Gin**
Um, you're being very
considerate of each other,
**[16:59] Gin**
but you're not being
considerate of me at all.
**[17:02] Kyu**
Okay, we'll all take turns sticking
our blades in this barrel.
**[17:06] Kyu**
The person who lands the
final blow gets credit.
**[17:08] Gin**
That'd be a lynching!
**[17:10] Gin**
Heh, I guess I
wouldn't mind having
**[17:13] ---**
three beauties around when I die.
**[17:15] Gin**
But you don't need to feel
guilty about my death.
**[17:19] Gin**
Why don't you all wear blindfolds
and pretend you're trying to
**[17:23] ---**
smash a watermelon
when you aim for me?
**[17:25] Gin**
This way, you won't know who was
the killer, so there's no guilt.
**[17:29] Sa**
Why are you still trying to help us?
**[17:33] Gin**
Don't worry about it.
**[17:34] Gin**
Well, hold on while I bury myself.
**[17:38] Tsu**
Wait!
**[17:39] All**
I don't think so!
**[17:41] Tsu**
After him!
**[17:42] Tsu**
Don't let him get away!
**[17:54] Tsu**
Now!
**[17:54] Tsu**
Fire!
**[17:58] A**
Boss!
**[18:06] Gin**
Upsie-daisy.
**[18:08] A**
Boss! Boss! Are you okay?
**[18:12] Tsu**
W-Wait!
**[18:15] Tsu**
What do you think you're doing?
**[18:18] Gin**
No idea what you mean.
**[18:21] Gin**
See ya.
**[18:24] Gin**
*Sorry to keep you waiting.*
**[18:27] Tsu**
Wait!
**[18:28] Tsu**
Stop!
**[18:30] Tsu**
Are you...
**[18:33] C**
Got him!
**[18:35] C**
Now, guys!
**[18:36] C**
I got him!
**[18:38] ---**
Bastards!
***SIGN*** Looking for a rally partner. Smash hit to your heart.
***SIGN*** Wanna get sweaty together?
**[19:02] Tojo**
Lady!
**[19:05] Kyu**
Crap!
**[19:11] Tojo**
Lady!
**[19:22] Gin**
*There's nothing wrong.*
**[19:24] Gin**
*I just see a girl's pretty hand.*
**[19:45] Sa**
*This must be Gin-san's underwear!*
**[19:48] Sa**
*This must be Gin-san's swimsuit!*
**[19:58] Sa**
Wait a second...
**[20:02] Sa**
Didn't you hear me tell you to wait?
**[20:11] Sa**
What are you trying to do?
**[20:13] Sa**
Who are you fighting?
**[20:17] Tsu**
You can barely hold a sword, so why...
**[20:20] Kyu**
It almost seems that
you aren't fighting us,
**[20:23] ---**
but protecting us.
**[20:24] Gin**
Looks like...
**[20:26] Gin**
I underestimated this town.
**[20:29] Gin**
We got a whole crowd out in force
to avenge one person.
**[20:34] Gin**
Look at me now.
**[20:36] Gin**
But I have to admit that
I feel pretty good.
**[20:40] Gin**
This town is a good place.
**[20:51] Sa**
Step away.
**[20:53] Sa**
I'm going to kill this man.
**[20:56] Tsu**
You should listen to me.
**[20:59] Tsu**
I'll do this.
**[21:01] Kyu**
Why won't either of you back away?
**[21:04] Kyu**
Please... Go away...
**[21:08] Sa**
Not when you have that
look on your face...
**[21:12] A**
Lady...
**[21:14] B**
Boss...
**[21:16] Kin**
What's this?
**[21:17] Kin**
Making women cry?
**[21:19] Kin**
You're a real piece of work.
**[21:21] Kin**
But don't worry.
**[21:24] Kin**
I'm here to wipe your ass.
**[21:27] Kin**
It's time to settle up.
**[21:29] Kin**
Pay attention, guys.
**[21:30] Kin**
This is the last moment of
the Kabuki district's enemy.
**[21:36] Kin**
You're finished,
**[21:39] Kin**
Gintoki.
**[21:42] Tsu**
Don't take another step.
**[21:45] Kin**
What's this about?
**[21:47] Tsu**
You girls are too stubborn for me.
**[21:51] Tsu**
I'm not going to try to stop you.
**[21:53] Tsu**
Instead...
**[21:54] Sa**
I won't try to stop you either
**[21:56] Sa**
since we're thinking the same thing.
**[21:59] Kyu**
My memories are a jumble right now,
**[22:02] ---**
so I can't know if I should
trust gold or silver.
**[22:06] Kyu**
So instead, I choose to trust...
**[22:09] Kyu**
...the tears of a friend.
***SIGN*** To be continued...
***SIGN*** The Meaning of a Main Character
**[23:45] Kin**
Next time, on the last
episode of Kintama:
**[23:47] Kin**
The Meaning of a Main Character.