# E253 - Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MG1P946/nobody-with-natural-straight-hair-can-be-that-bad)
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***SIGN*** Lake Toya
**[00:05] Gin**
Hey, I'm back.
**[00:12] Gin**
Didn't you hear that Gin-san's back?
**[00:15] Gin**
Don't you idiots know how
to welcome someone?!
**[00:22] Gin**
Man, they're so mean.
**[00:25] Gin**
Are they upset about the
six month vacation?
**[00:29] Gin**
Seriously, kids need way
too much attention.
**[00:33] Gin**
Hi!
**[00:34] Gin**
Long time no see,
Shin-chan, Kagura-chan!
**[00:36] Gin**
How's it going?
**[00:37] Gin**
Sorry I ran out on you for so long.
**[00:40] Gin**
I brought you some Shinsengumi
manju, so cheer up.
**[00:47] Shin**
Honestly, what were you doing?
**[00:49] Shin**
You're late.
**[00:50] Kag**
Get dressed.
**[00:52] Kag**
We have a visitor.
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, yeah, sorry.
**[00:54] Shin**
Hurry up!
**[00:55] Shin**
Kin-san!
**[00:55] Kag**
Kin-chan!
**[00:57] Gin**
Kin-san?
***SIGN*** Be sure to watch Kintama in a well-lit room
and sit some distance from the TV!!
**[00:59] Kin**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[01:02] Kin**
I've got a splitting headache after
drinking too much last night.
**[01:06] Kin**
Sorry about the poor reception.
**[01:10] Kin**
I'm Odd Jobs Sakata Kintoki.
**[01:15] Kin**
Please have a seat,
**[01:18] Kin**
sir.
***SIGN*** Nobody with Natural Straight
Hair Can Be That Bad
**[02:56] Gin**
Sorry, I'm in the wrong place.
**[03:01] Gin**
What the hell?
**[03:03] Gin**
I'm so drunk, I ended up in a different
anime and pulled a Breakfast Attack.
**[03:07] Gin**
Yeah, that was a shock.
**[03:08] Gin**
I didn't hear about this
show being on TV Tokyo.
**[03:12] Gin**
It looks like a ratings bomb
to me, so I'd be worried.
**[03:15] Gin**
The last time I saw a
first episode this bad,
**[03:18] Gin**
Gintama was switched to a different
time slot six months later.
**[03:21] Gin**
Maybe I should have
given them some advice.
**[03:24] Gin**
Like, to add a special
attack or something.
**[03:27] Gin**
And *Kintama* is such a crass title.
**[03:30] Gin**
Why not something flashy
like *Kin no Exorcist*?
**[03:33] Gin**
They'll need to give that boring
four-eyes a bunch of moles
**[03:35] ---**
and turn him into the
main character's little brother
**[03:37] ---**
if they want the manga
to sell a million copies.
**[03:40] Gin**
And if they're going with
a heroine that's a kid,
**[03:40] [SONG] Song**
Sada-Sada Haru-Haru
Gobbles everyone down
**[03:41] Gin**
they should make her small
enough to be a mascot,
**[03:44] Gin**
then make her dance with that dog.
**[03:44] [SONG] Song**
Tears everyone up
Tomorrow will be another bloody day
**[03:50] Gin**
The nail in the coffin would
be the main character.
**[03:52] Gin**
He's too polished.
**[03:54] Gin**
Nobody's gonna remember a
guy with straight hair.
**[03:56] Gin**
The main character needs wavy hair.
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Kin-chan
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[04:00] Gin**
Anyway, their faces looked
awfully familiar,
**[04:02] Gin**
despite being a new show...
**[04:04] Gin**
Whatever.
**[04:06] Gin**
Time to go home.
**[04:09] Gin**
*Where is home?*
**[04:11] Gin**
*Wait, it's not my hangover.*
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Kin-chan
**[04:13] Gin**
*The sign's changed, but
that's clearly my home!*
**[04:17] Gin**
*This isn't* Ao no Exorcist *
or* Aka no Exorcist*.*
**[04:21] Gin**
*It's* Dumb and Dumbercist*!*
**[04:23] Gin**
*That was clearly Shinpachi and Kagura!*
**[04:26] Gin**
*The title changed from Gin to Kin.*
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Kintama
**[04:28] Gin**
*Gold is more valuable than silver,*
**[04:30] ---**
*but the title's gone down the gutter.*
**[04:32] Gin**
*But everything else about this show*
**[04:35] Gin**
*is clearly* Gintama*!
**[04:38] Gin**
*So, so...*
**[04:39] Gin**
*Who is this guy, this man
with blond straight hair?*
**[04:41] Gin**
*Who is Sakata Kintoki?!*
**[04:44] Gin**
*I wasn't gone that long.*
**[04:48] Gin**
*What?*
**[04:48] Gin**
*How?*
**[04:49] Gin**
*Why?*
**[04:51] Shin**
So who was that guy anyway?
**[04:55] Kagura**
He kind of reminded me of Kin-chan.
**[04:58] Kin**
Really? My head isn't that screwy.
**[05:02] Shin**
That's right.
**[05:04] Shin**
You were born with straight hair
and a straight personality.
**[05:10] Shin**
*Why was the main character's throne
changed from silver to gold?!*
**[05:19] Shin**
Oh, so you have a job for us?
**[05:23] Shin**
You just turned around
and left earlier.
**[05:24] Shin**
Is it something difficult
to talk about?
**[05:27] Kag**
Just let it all out!
**[05:29] Kag**
Odd Jobs is here to help people!
**[05:33] Gin**
Oh, really...
**[05:36] Gin**
Then I'll talk.
**[05:40] Gin**
The thing is, you see,
**[05:43] ---**
I left the house for a while, and when
I came back, something was wrong.
**[05:48] Gin**
The entire anime was wrong.
**[05:50] Gin**
I've lost my place.
**[05:52] Shin**
Ah, I see.
**[05:54] Kag**
Like returning from a business trip
**[05:56] ---**
to find your wife with another man?
**[05:58] Gin**
Yeah, yeah...
**[05:59] Gin**
A strange man was wearing my bathrobe,
**[06:02] ---**
digging through my fridge,
and eating my pudding.
**[06:05] Kag**
That would make me mad!
**[06:07] Gin**
Right? Don't you want to kill him?
**[06:09] Gin**
*I'll °°°° the °°°°° °°°°
°°° °° °°°° °°°°°!*
**[06:13] Gin**
*I'm gone a few months and °°°
°°°°°° °° ° °°°° into my house!*
**[06:17] Gin**
*What the hell is his deal?!*
**[06:19] Shin**
Anyway, there's some
paperwork to be done,
**[06:21] ---**
so please give us your name.
**[06:22] Gin**
Sakata Gintoki.
**[06:24] Kag**
Wow, even your name is like Kin-chan's.
**[06:27] Kag**
Are you long lost brothers?
**[06:30] Gin**
*They've completely forgotten
about the main character?!*
**[06:33] Oto**
Stop it, now.
**[06:35] ---**
He wouldn't want this
loser as a brother.
**[06:39] Kin**
Hey, that's cold, Gran.
**[06:41] Gin**
*Gran, too!*
**[06:43] Cath**
Absolutely, gold is
much better than silver.
**[06:47] Kin**
You're joining in, Catherine?
**[06:49] Gin**
*And Catherine!*
**[06:50] Gin**
*It didn't take them long to
switch from silver to gold!*
**[06:56] Gin**
*What's going on?!*
**[06:57] Gin**
*Did they pawn off five years
of memories with Gin-san?!*
**[07:01] Gin**
*How did you erase all the
time spent with Gin-san?!*
**[07:05] Gin**
*And worst of all...*
**[07:07] Kin**
Now, now. Have a drink,
Gin-san or whatever.
**[07:10] Kin**
We may not be related by blood,
**[07:12] Kin**
but men can form bonds by
having a drink together.
**[07:15] Kin**
If you're having problems, let me know,
**[07:17] Kin**
brother!
**[07:18] Gin**
*...he's a much better main
character than Gin-san!*
**[07:22] Kag**
Super, Kin-chan! That's
why I love you!
**[07:24] Shin**
Way to be a man, Kin-san!
**[07:26] Gin**
*And he's much better
liked than Gin-san!*
**[07:27] Kin**
Well, let's get going.
**[07:29] Oto**
Honestly, he's too nice.
**[07:31] ---**
Don't do anything stupid.
**[07:32] Kin**
Yeah, I'll leave this here to be safe.
**[07:36] Kin**
That'll cover this month's rent.
**[07:37] Oto**
Hold on. I don't charge
this much for rent.
**[07:42] Kin**
Please, you must be getting old.
**[07:45] Kin**
In that case, you might as
well forget about your job
**[07:48] ---**
and go visit a hot spring.
**[07:54] Oto**
Come back in one piece!
**[07:56] Gin**
*And he certainly has enough
money to be golden!*
**[08:00] Gin**
*My eyes! This guy is blinding me!*
**[08:04] Gin**
*So my dull silver luster was
devoured by his golden shine?!*
**[08:08] Gin**
*That's why everyone forgot about*
**[08:10] ---**
*Gin-san and switched to Kin-san?!*
**[08:13] Gin**
*Seriously?! Are you serious?!*
**[08:14] Gin**
Gin-san's given you over
sixty volumes of DVDs!
***SIGN*** Year 1
***SIGN*** Year 2 Year 1
***SIGN*** Year 3 Year 2 Year 1
***SIGN*** Year 4 Year 3 Year 2 Year 1
***SIGN*** Year 5 Year 4 Year 3 Year 2 Year 1
**[08:18] Gin**
If you line up sixty volumes of DVDs,
**[08:19] ---**
that's enough room
**[08:21] ---**
for Tamo-san to take a nap!
**[08:22] Gin**
Sleep your heart out!
***SIGN*** Young Jump
**[08:24] Gin**
Meanwhile, that guy's
only been on a single DVD
***SIGN*** Kintama
Bonus DVD
**[08:26] ---**
that came with a volume of manga!
**[08:27] Gin**
You can't even fit Tamo-san's
sunglasses on that!
**[08:30] Gin**
He's still wet behind the ears!
**[08:32] Gin**
*Yet, look at the love he's getting.*
**[08:36] Gin**
*In half a year, while I was gone,*
**[08:39] Gin**
*he's repainted this city,
this anime, from silver to gold?!*
**[08:43] Kin**
So, Bro, about your request...
**[08:47] Kin**
Do you want to punish your wife,
**[08:49] Kin**
or do you want payback
on the other man?
**[08:52] Kin**
Which would you prefer?
**[08:54] Gin**
Neither.
**[08:55] Kin**
Huh?
**[08:56] Kin**
What do you want to do then?
**[08:58] Gin**
*Forget about gold and silver!*
**[08:59] Gin**
*I'm going to paint this town red!*
**[09:03] Gin**
Could you help me carry these DVDs?
**[09:09] Gin**
Oh, sorry!
**[09:10] Gin**
The sixty volumes are so heavy
that my hands slipped!
**[09:13] Gin**
*You're going to die from the impact*
**[09:15] ---**
*of sixty volumes of DVDs to your skull!*
**[09:16] Kag**
Kin-chan!
**[09:17] Shin**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[09:20] Gin**
*Kochikame* VHS tape collection slam!
**[09:22] Shin**
Stop it!
**[09:22] Gin**
*If I let him survive, it'll be big trouble!*
**[09:22] Gin**
Complete *One Piece* DVD collection slam!
**[09:23] Shin**
Stop!
**[09:24] Shi**
Hey, stop it!
**[09:24] Gin**
*Naruto* slam!
**[09:25] Gin**
*Bleach* slam!
**[09:28] Shin**
Didn't you hear me tell you to stop?!
**[09:33] Shin**
What do you think you're
doing to our Kin-san?!
**[09:33] ---**
Kin-chan! Kin-chan, get up!
**[09:35] Shin**
You're despicable!
**[09:36] Shin**
Kin-san was trying to help
you, a total stranger!
**[09:39] Kag**
Kin-chan!
**[09:41] Shin**
How could you do this to him?!
**[09:42] Gin**
Hold on, Pachi-boy.
**[09:44] Gin**
I'm not a total stranger.
**[09:47] Shin**
Don't call me Pachi-boy!
**[09:48] Shin**
How do you have the nerve?
**[09:50] Gin**
Tell me you're lying, Kagura!
**[09:53] Gin**
This is all an act, right?
**[09:54] Gin**
You're trying to trick me again.
**[09:57] Kag**
Get lost.
**[09:58] Kag**
Never show your face
in this town again.
**[10:01] Kag**
If you come near Kin-chan
again, you'll get it.
**[10:05] Gin**
W-Wait, Shinpachi! Kagura!
**[10:07] Gin**
Who is this Kin-san you
keep talking about?!
**[10:11] Gin**
Didn't the three of us work
together as Odd Jobs?!
**[10:14] Gin**
Are you saying the
sixty volumes of DVDs
**[10:17] ---**
we spent together meant nothing?!
**[10:20] Shin**
What are you talking about?
**[10:22] Shin**
We spent sixty volumes of DVDs
**[10:26] ---**
with Kin-san!
**[10:36] Shin**
*A-A samurai?*
**[10:45] Kin**
*Enough jabbering.*
**[10:47] Kin**
*Are you in heat, fool?*
**[10:56] Gin**
*Every episode's been edited!*
**[11:01] Gin**
*I-Impossible!*
**[11:02] Gin**
*This is... This is...*
**[11:06] Gin**
*Wh-Who would have done
an edit job worse*
**[11:09] ---**
*than* To Love-Ru Doki Doki*?!*
**[11:12] Kyu**
*You think you can beat the
lightning speed of my sword?!*
**[11:15] Gin**
*This one, too?!*
**[11:17] Otae**
Is he okay?
**[11:19] Otae**
His hair's so wavy.
**[11:20] Otae**
Perhaps he needs help?
**[11:22] Kyu**
No, you should stay away from him.
**[11:24] Kyu**
He might be one of those
wavy-haired con artists.
**[11:27] Kyu**
Let sleeping waves lie.
**[11:29] Otae**
But we can't just ignore him.
**[11:30] Otae**
I know. Let's ask Kin-san for help.
**[11:33] Kyu**
Yes, Kintoki has helped us many times.
**[11:37] Kyu**
He'll know what to do.
**[11:38] Gin**
What's going on?
**[11:40] Gin**
This DVD is also...
**[11:41] Sa**
Guess who?
**[11:44] Gin**
Sa-chan!
**[11:46] Gin**
Do you recognize me?
**[11:49] Sa**
Who are you?!
**[11:52] Sa**
That's odd. I thought he was Kin-san.
**[11:56] Gin**
So this DVD is also...
**[11:58] Tsu**
What do you think?
**[11:59] ---**
This is the Kabuki district, where
Kintoki and his friends live.
**[12:02] Hino**
Oh, it reminds me of Yoshiwara.
**[12:05] Sei**
Right?
**[12:06] ---**
There's strands of torn-out
hair everywhere.
**[12:08] Gin**
And this one!
**[12:10] Zura**
Hurry, Elizabeth!
***SIGN*** Win the Costume Grand Prix!!
**[12:12] Zura**
We've spent six months perfecting
**[12:13] ---**
our techniques to use against Kin-chan!
**[12:16] Zura**
Why would you do that?
**[12:17] Zura**
Cut me some slack!
**[12:19] Zura**
Okay, you pass!
**[12:20] Gin**
*I-I haven't just been forgotten.*
**[12:24] Gin**
*My existence has been wiped
clean from this town,*
**[12:29] ---**
*from the sixty volumes of DVDs...*
**[12:31] Gin**
*Sakata Gintoki's accomplishments
and history*
**[12:36] Gin**
*have been stolen by Sakata Kintoki!*
**[12:49] Gin**
Pops, give me another one
so I can forget everything.
**[12:54] Pop**
Honestly, you should
stop for the night.
**[12:57] Gin**
If it's money you're
worried about, don't.
**[12:59] Gin**
You'll forget I was
ever here soon enough.
**[13:03] Pop**
What are you talking about?
**[13:06] Kin**
Give me a hot one, Pops.
**[13:07] Kin**
One for this guy, too.
**[13:09] Kin**
Oh, sir. Thank you.
**[13:11] Kin**
There are times when men have no choice
**[13:13] ---**
but to drink.
**[13:15] Kin**
Right, Bro?
**[13:17] Kin**
What happened?
**[13:18] Gin**
Nothing.
**[13:20] Gin**
I have nothing left.
**[13:24] Gin**
Nothing at all...
**[13:26] Kin**
Did you lose at the tracks?
**[13:28] Gin**
Yeah, something like that.
**[13:31] Gin**
I gambled my life and lost
it all in a single night.
**[13:35] Kin**
A golden horse stole victory
at the very last second?
**[13:44] Gin**
B-Bastard!
**[13:46] Kin**
Calm down, Bro.
**[13:48] Kin**
I bought you a drink
as a peace offering.
**[13:51] Kin**
Sit down and join me.
**[13:53] Gin**
Don't mess with me!
**[13:58] Kin**
I told you to drink.
**[14:00] Gin**
*B-Bastard!*
**[14:04] Gin**
Who the hell are you?!
**[14:09] Gin**
What did you do to Shinpachi
and everyone else?!
**[14:11] Kin**
I didn't do a thing.
**[14:13] Kin**
Didn't you watch the DVDs?
**[14:15] Kin**
They should have been self-explanatory.
**[14:17] Gin**
Bullshit! I was the one
who did everything!
**[14:20] Kin**
But how can you prove it?
**[14:23] Kin**
You're the only one who believes that.
**[14:25] Kin**
Nobody can even remember you.
**[14:29] Kin**
I can guess what you're thinking.
**[14:32] Kin**
That I'm using illusions
to trick everyone.
**[14:36] Kin**
But there's another way to look at it.
**[14:38] Kin**
You're the one who's gone crazy.
**[14:41] Kin**
Your memories are all delusions.
**[14:46] Kin**
As you watched my success,
**[14:49] ---**
you began to think that you were me.
**[14:53] Kin**
Maybe, as you were watching
those sixty DVD volumes,
**[14:56] ---**
you were fantasizing that
they were about you.
**[15:00] Gin**
That's impossible!
**[15:01] Kin**
But you're the only person in
**[15:03] ---**
this world who thinks that way.
**[15:05] Kin**
Don't you get it?
**[15:06] Kin**
You're the one who's crazy.
**[15:09] Kin**
You're the only one complaining.
**[15:12] Kin**
Weren't you watching?
**[15:13] Kin**
Life goes on just fine without you.
**[15:17] Kin**
I dare say it's going better
than in your fantasy world.
**[15:22] Kin**
That's reality.
**[15:24] Kin**
Nobody's looking at you.
**[15:27] Kin**
Nobody needs you.
**[15:30] Kin**
Because I'm here.
**[15:32] Kin**
There's no place for you here.
**[15:39] A**
Hey, watch where you're going!
**[15:41] B**
Hold it right there!
**[15:42] A**
I told you to wait!
**[15:43] Gin**
*Yeah, he's right.*
**[15:46] Mid**
Damn drunk!
**[15:48] Mid**
Don't show your face
in this town again!
**[15:51] Gin**
*I'm the one who isn't
needed in this world.*
***SIGN*** You Will Not Defeat Me!
**[15:56] Gin**
*I'm the one who doesn't belong
in a prime time anime.*
**[16:01] A**
Sir, time's up.
**[16:04] B**
S-Sir?
**[16:06] C**
Wait, look!
**[16:07] Mid**
B-Boss!
**[16:10] Gin**
*I'm burned...*
**[16:12] Gin**
*Completely burned out...*
**[16:14] Gin**
*Not gold, not silver...*
**[16:17] Gin**
*I've been reduced to white ash.*
***SIGN*** The End
**[16:23] A**
Don't try to end the show so
you don't have to pay up!
**[16:26] B**
It's not over yet! There's
plenty more to come!
**[16:29] B**
Stand up!
**[16:30] B**
Stand up, bastard!
**[16:48] Gin**
Shut up, dog.
**[16:50] Gin**
Leave me alone.
**[16:51] Gin**
You can ignore a side
character like me.
**[16:57] Gin**
I told you to go away...
**[17:05] Gin**
Sadaharu...
**[17:15] Gin**
Sadaharu, do you recognize me?
**[17:20] Tama**
I found you.
**[17:22] Tama**
The gold hasn't gotten to
one person, one animal,
**[17:29] Tama**
and one machine.
**[17:32] ---**
I've been looking for you, Master Gintoki.
**[17:37] Gin**
Ta-Tama...
**[17:38] Gin**
Why are you...
**[17:40] Tama**
Do not worry.
**[17:42] Tama**
The rest of the world may
have forgotten about you,
**[17:45] ---**
but you will always
remain in my data bank.
**[17:48] Tama**
Because I always hold
the reset button when
**[17:50] ---**
I turn off the power and go to sleep.
**[17:53] Tama**
I'm sure you do the same thing.
**[17:58] Tama**
True,
**[18:00] ---**
your luster may not have
been as bright as gold...
**[18:03] Tama**
You only shined on occasion.
**[18:08] Tama**
You were always arguing and fighting.
**[18:12] Tama**
You had wavy hair. You were lazy.
**[18:15] Tama**
You were the king of sexual harassment.
**[18:17] Tama**
You never paid the rent.
**[18:19] Tama**
You paid your people late.
**[18:21] Tama**
Still, you were brighter than
the fake glint of gold plating.
**[18:26] Tama**
When you were angry, your
entire soul was enraged.
**[18:29] Tama**
When you laughed, you laughed
with all your heart.
**[18:33] Tama**
Your silver was much more beautiful.
**[18:42] Tama**
You haven't forgotten
that light, have you?
**[18:45] Tama**
You haven't allowed that fake
light to trick you, have you?
**[18:50] Tama**
In that case, you should stand
up and take this sword
**[18:55] Tama**
to repaint this world that
has been repainted gold.
**[19:01] Tama**
You will never lose to Sakata Kintoki.
***SIGN*** Kin-chan has your back Odd Jobs Kin-chan
**[19:04] Tama**
You won't lose to a blond.
You won't lose to straight hair.
**[19:08] Tama**
You won't lose to gold.
***SIGN*** Lake Toya
**[19:10] Tama**
Try to remember what
color your soul is.
**[19:19] Gin**
I haven't forgotten.
**[19:21] Gin**
I will never forget.
**[19:24] Gin**
My soul has been colored
by every one of you fools.
**[19:31] Gin**
It's a dirty silver!
**[19:49] Gin**
This isn't over yet.
**[19:54] Gin**
I'm just getting started.
***SIGN*** Gintama Episode 253 Nobody with Straight Blond Hair Can Be That Good
***SIGN*** Nobody with Straight Blond Hair
Can Be That Good
**[20:12] Gin**
We're taking back our color.
**[20:14] Gin**
We're taking down this world of gold!
***SIGN*** Gintama Episode 253
Nobody with Straight Blond Hair
Can Be That Good
**[20:18] Gin**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Kin-chan
**[20:25] Gin**
Uh, excuse me.
**[20:27] Gin**
Is Kintoki-kun here?
**[20:29] Kin**
Sorry, I'm taking a bath right now.
**[20:32] Kin**
Could you wait a bit?
**[20:33] Gin**
Oh, it's okay.
**[20:35] Gin**
Then I'll leave this letter
of challenge here.
**[20:38] Gin**
Oh, maybe I should just come back.
**[20:40] Tama**
What are you doing?
**[20:42] ---**
Are you here to fool
around? Are you an idiot?
**[20:44] Gin**
Well, for some reason, it feels awkward
**[20:46] ---**
to step inside my own home,
**[20:47] Gin**
but at the same time, I don't
want to wreck my own place.
**[20:50] Tama**
Come over here.
**[20:51] ---**
Do you believe we can
win without a plan?
**[20:57] Tama**
I'll be blunt.
**[20:58] ---**
The way things stand now, it's
impossible for you to win.
**[21:01] Gin**
Didn't you just say I will never lose?
**[21:03] Tama**
Straight blond hair, honest,
and fairly well-off.
**[21:07] Tama**
How could you ever defeat
someone who has conquered
**[21:11] ---**
every one of your weaknesses?
**[21:13] Gin**
Huh? What?
**[21:14] Gin**
Are you trying to beat my ass
**[21:16] ---**
or tear my rectum out of my ass?
**[21:18] ---**
Which is it?
**[21:19] Tama**
I'm beating your ass with your rectum.
**[21:21] Tama**
Start by reading this.
**[21:23] Tama**
You must know your enemy
before you can start a war.
**[21:27] Gin**
An instruction manual?
Are you serious?
***SIGN*** Instruction Manual Confidential
**[21:30] Gin**
How am I supposed to find
information about him in here?
**[21:32] Gin**
He's not a plastic model.
**[21:37] Kin**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[21:40] Kin**
I was washing my head.
**[21:45] Kin**
Huh? Nobody's here?
**[21:49] Tama**
Yes, Sakata Kintoki was created
**[21:52] ---**
by Gengai-sama at the request of
**[21:54] Tama**
Shinpachi-sama and Kagura-sama
as a substitute Odd Jobs leader.
**[21:58] Tama**
A perfect Sakata Gintoki who
had overcome his weaknesses.
***SIGN*** Ginpla Collection Perfect Kintoki
**[22:06] Tama**
The Perfect Super Golden Alloy,
Sakata Gintoki Unit 02.
**[22:10] Tama**
Or Kin-san, for short.
***SIGN*** To be continued...
***SIGN*** Kintoki and Gintoki
**[23:46] Kin**
Next time on Kintama:
**[23:47] Kin**
Kintoki and Gintoki.