# E252 - We're Sorry
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***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[00:01] Kagura**
Man, the year's already over, huh?
**[00:04] Gin**
That was fast.
**[00:05] Gin**
Really sucks, doesn't it?
**[00:07] Gin**
The years pass faster as we get older.
**[00:12] Gin**
At this rate, will the years
be passing at Formula 1 speeds
**[00:17] ---**
when I'm an old geezer?
**[00:19] Kagura**
I've still got a long ways to go.
**[00:23] Gin**
Well, I'm already up to Ben
Johnson speed, I'd say.
**[00:29] Gin**
Cause my johnson can't keep up.
**[00:32] Gin**
Don't get too cocky because
you're all still young.
**[00:34] Gin**
Your johnson will fall
behind soon enough.
**[00:36] Kagura**
For real?
**[00:37] Kagura**
Johnson?
**[00:39] Kagura**
I prefer Lewis over Johnson.
**[00:41] Kagura**
He's cooler.
**[00:42] Gin**
Whatever.
**[00:44] Gin**
Didn't we have a good time this year?
**[00:50] Shin**
Hell no!
**[00:52] Shin**
This is the worst time to be reusing
this segment for the fifth time!
**[00:58] Gin**
You have a point.
**[02:41] Gin**
Good evening.
**[02:42] Gin**
I'm Gintoki Sakata.
**[02:44] Shin**
I'm Shinpachi Shimura.
**[02:47] Kagura**
I'm Kagura.
**[02:49] Shin**
I'm sure some of you are already aware
**[02:52] Shin**
that this will be the final
episode of the Gintama anime.
**[02:57] Kagura**
It's been six years since
the show first began.
**[03:00] Kagura**
After numerous accidents,
complaints, fake endings,
**[03:04] Kagura**
plenty of toilet humor, and censorship...
**[03:06] Gin**
After surviving multiple
fatal blunders, this show is
**[03:10] ---**
finally coming to an end.
**[03:12] Kagura**
So we did some brainstorming...
**[03:15] Shin**
...to decide how we should end this show!
**[03:19] Gin**
Here is our answer!
***SIGN*** We're Sorry
**[03:28] Shin**
So, like the episode title says,
**[03:30] Shin**
we will be using this episode
**[03:33] Shin**
as an opportunity to apologize
**[03:37] Shin**
to everyone this show may have offended.
**[03:40] Gin**
Such as Capcom, who laughed it off;
**[03:43] Gin**
Mr. Miyazaki, who didn't even notice;
**[03:45] Gin**
and ex-producer Azuma who
moved onto a stress free role.
**[03:48] Kagura**
There were also many other
staff who were affected.
**[03:52] Kagura**
Such as Sket Dance, which
pulled some weird stuff
**[03:55] Kagura**
and *****-san.
***SIGN*** We're sorry. Sob...
**[03:57] Gin**
And most importantly, our viewers.
**[03:59] All**
We're very sorry!
**[04:04] Gin**
Well, Shinpachi.
**[04:06] Gin**
Time to commit seppuku.
**[04:08] Gin**
You're dressed in white
so you're ready to die.
**[04:10] Shin**
Why only me?!
**[04:11] Shin**
We're all dressed in white!
**[04:13] Kagura**
What's wrong?
**[04:14] Kagura**
It's time for you to take responsibility
**[04:16] Kagura**
for turning the eighth
episode of the second series
**[04:18] Kagura**
into a weak recap episode!
**[04:20] Shin**
How is that my fault?!
**[04:22] Gin**
People want to see major characters
die in the last episode.
**[04:25] Gin**
It's standard practice.
**[04:27] Gin**
You need to die to make
this show legendary.
**[04:29] Shin**
Are you telling me to
throw my life away?!
**[04:30] Shin**
And there wouldn't be
any drama if I died now!
**[04:32] ---**
I would die for nothing!
**[04:33] Kagura**
Don't worry. If it doesn't work,
**[04:34] ---**
we'll bring you back to life
like those other shows did.
**[04:37] Shin**
We just started apologizing and
we're already offending more people!
**[04:41] Kagura**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:42] Kagura**
There's something we
forgot to apologize for.
**[04:44] Kagura**
Well, I'm sure everybody's
figured it out,
**[04:49] Kagura**
but we won't be showing the story
that was in last week's preview.
**[04:51] Kagura**
We wanted to, but there wasn't any time.
**[04:54] Kagura**
I guess we got your hopes up for nothing.
**[04:56] All**
We're sorry!
**[04:59] Shin**
You did it on purpose!
**[05:01] Both**
Shut up!
**[05:03] Kagura**
Stupid!
**[05:04] Kagura**
You actually thought the staff members
could handle two long arcs in a row?!
**[05:08] Kagura**
Don't overestimate them!
**[05:08] Gin**
Yeah! And we already
apologized last week!
**[05:12] Shin**
When did you do that?!
**[05:13] Gin**
Are you blind?
**[05:15] Gin**
Look at his lips move.
***SIGN*** We're sorry.
**[05:20] Shin**
Who would get that?!
**[05:21] Shin**
That's just plain evil!
**[05:23] Shin**
And you guys aren't even
sincere about apologizing!
**[05:25] ---**
That's not true.
**[05:27] Okita**
Don't get too worked up.
**[05:29] Okita**
We'll take over from here.
**[05:32] Shin**
The Shinsengumi members!
**[05:33] Okita**
If you need some apologizing
done, we got Hijikata,
**[05:37] ---**
the master of cleaning up messes.
**[05:39] Toshi**
Hold on.
**[05:40] Toshi**
Why do I have to clean up their mess?
**[05:43] Toshi**
Hey, Yamazaki. Since
you're dressed in white,
**[05:45] Toshi**
you might as well disembowel yourself.
**[05:46] Toshi**
Or else I'll kill you.
**[05:47] Yama**
Huh?! Why me?!
**[05:49] Yama**
And all I did this time around was
say anpan over and over again!
**[05:51] Yama**
I didn't do anything to offend anyone!
**[05:53] Okita**
Hijikata-san, in that case, I also...
**[05:57] Okita**
I'll jam it right up your ***.
**[05:59] Okita**
...did nothing to offend anyone.
**[06:02] Toshi**
That's bullshit! You've offended
everyone under the sun!
**[06:06] Kondo**
It's the last episode,
so stop fighting, boys!
**[06:09] Toshi**
Kondo-san...
**[06:10] Kondo**
I'll apologize for the Shinsengumi.
**[06:13] Kondo**
I'll lay myself bare and apologize
for all the trouble we've caused.
**[06:20] Kondo**
We're sorry.
**[06:21] Toshi**
You're literally bare now!
**[06:23] Toshi**
You were planning on doing
this from the start!
**[06:25] Gin**
Hey, gorilla.
**[06:27] Gin**
Considering everything you've done,
an ordinary apology won't cut it!
**[06:31] Toshi**
What's ordinary about
stripping buck naked?!
**[06:33] Gin**
For the last episode, you have to
reveal more than before and apologize!
**[06:36] Kondo**
What's left to reveal?
**[06:38] Gin**
Your ass hair.
**[06:39] Kondo**
What?!
**[06:40] Okita**
You're very perceptive, big guy.
**[06:43] Gin**
Okay, let's shave it all off!
**[06:45] Kondo**
S-Stop it!
**[06:46] Okita**
And you need to humiliate
yourself when you apologize.
**[06:48] Okita**
Prostrating yourself isn't enough.
**[06:49] Kondo**
You must be joking!
**[06:50] Yama**
Chief, can I stick anpan here?
**[06:54] Kondo**
And so, I would like to
lay myself completely bare
**[07:00] Kondo**
and apologize for everything
we may have done.
**[07:04] Kondo**
We're sorry!
**[07:06] Gin**
One more time!
**[07:07] Kondo**
We're sorry!
**[07:09] Okita**
One more time.
**[07:10] Kondo**
We're sorry!
**[07:10] Gin**
One more time!
**[07:11] Kondo**
We're sorry! We're sorry!
**[07:12] Okita**
One more time.
**[07:13] Toshi**
Cut it out!
**[07:18] Toshi**
I'm really sorry about this!
***SIGN*** Apologize to the camera!!
**[07:25] Sa**
I've been hiding here for six years
**[07:27] Sa**
while watching Gin-san *** and ***!
**[07:31] Sa**
I'm sorry for being such
a naughty girl, Bolshoi!
**[07:34] Tsu**
I'm sorry for being a naughty girl
**[07:36] Tsu**
who gets drunk in the middle of
the day and embarrasses herself.
**[07:39] Tsu**
Just kidding, stupid!
**[07:43] Tsu**
I need booze to get me
through this final episode!
**[07:46] Tojo**
I'm sorry for being a naughty boy
who needs kinky play to get it up!
**[07:52] A**
Wait up!
**[07:53] B**
Pay up!
**[07:55] Madao**
I-I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Gintama
Confessional
**[08:03] Hata**
Come in, sinful lambs. Make it quick.
**[08:09] Hata**
You failed to properly apologize
at the beginning of the show.
**[08:13] Hata**
Now repent.
**[08:15] Kagura**
I'll go first.
**[08:16] Kagura**
Dear Lord, I'm supposed
to be the cute heroine,
**[08:21] Kagura**
but I'm always throwing up.
**[08:26] Kagura**
I'm sorry...
**[08:27] Shin**
She threw up before God!
**[08:31] Kagura**
The memories made me throw up.
**[08:32] Kagura**
Well, God can see everything inside me,
**[08:35] Kagura**
so I spilled everything.
**[08:36] Shin**
Uh, you're not supposed to
actually spill your guts.
**[08:38] Hata**
Are you done repenting?
**[08:40] Hata**
It smells bad, so let's stop.
**[08:43] Gin**
No, we haven't been throwing up for
years without learning anything.
**[08:48] Gin**
There is a way to counter barf.
**[08:50] Hata**
Really? But it's the last episode.
**[08:53] Gin**
Shut up!
**[08:54] Gin**
Behold the results of our attempts
to continuously improve!
**[08:56] Gin**
Kagura, it's not your
fault for throwing up.
**[08:59] Gin**
It's a bodily process.
**[09:01] Gin**
Like when you suddenly get hard in class.
**[09:02] Gin**
So the key is what you
do after you get hard.
**[09:04] Kagura**
So after I throw up, I
should use weird light
**[09:07] ---**
to cover it up like those other shows do?
**[09:09] Shin**
Uh, what is this image?!
**[09:11] Shin**
It's disgusting!
**[09:12] Shin**
And why are you covering
Hedoro-san's chest?!
**[09:14] Shin**
That's not needed!
**[09:15] Gin**
Hide. That's certainly an option.
**[09:17] Gin**
But when it comes to barf...
**[09:21] Kagura**
Oh, sound effects!
**[09:22] Kagura**
You can use sound effects to cover it up!
**[09:24] Kagura**
I'll give it a try!
**[09:29] Shin**
Shit, watching them throw
up makes me want to...
**[09:51] Hata**
Cut it out! You're standing before God!
**[09:54] Gin**
Wait, you still want us to repent?
**[09:57] Hata**
You bet!
**[09:58] Hata**
Look!
**[09:59] Hata**
This geezer's sick of
standing in the same pose!
**[10:02] Hata**
He's gonna die! Hurry up!
**[10:06] Kagura**
We've been throwing up the entire show.
**[10:08] All**
We're sorry!
**[10:11] Hata**
Now pray.
***SIGN*** Apologize to the camera!!
**[10:30] Otae**
Nobody cares that I want to
restore our father's dojo now.
**[10:35] Otae**
I'm sorry for ever mentioning it.
**[10:39] Tojo**
I'm sorry for climaxing-ray!
**[10:44] Kyu**
I'm sorry for sending a
person to the afterlife.
**[10:52] Madao**
I-I'm sorry...
**[10:55] Zura**
I present the Joi Apology Seminar for
the shy person who doesn't know how to apologize!
***SIGN*** Applause Cheers!!
**[11:01] Shin**
What is this?
**[11:02] Zura**
As a refined warrior, I believe
I should teach everyone
**[11:06] ---**
the proper way to apologize.
**[11:09] Shin**
I see. That'll really help!
**[11:11] Zura**
First, I'll teach you how to
make stubborn men apologize.
**[11:18] Shin**
Oh, it's Smile.
**[11:19] Shin**
Are you saying that they
should use alcohol?
**[11:21] Otae**
Welcome.
**[11:23] Otae**
You look so young.
**[11:24] Otae**
How old are you?
**[11:26] Zura**
Let's say that I'm in my late twenties.
**[11:29] Zura**
You should never answer,
"How old do I look?"
**[11:33] Zura**
That's the reply most customers will use,
**[11:34] ---**
so the escorts are sick of hearing it.
**[11:37] Shin**
Uh, did we need that explanation?
**[11:39] Shin**
This is turning into a
hostess club seminar.
**[11:41] Otae**
Oh, forgive me.
**[11:43] Otae**
I forgot to introduce myself.
**[11:44] ---**
My name is Tae.
**[11:46] Zura**
O-Oh.
**[11:48] Zura**
It's bad manners to ask
for her e-mail address or
**[11:50] ---**
phone number at this point.
**[11:51] Zura**
Wait until she's about to leave.
**[11:53] Shin**
We don't need that information!
**[11:55] Shin**
And my sister already apologized first!
**[11:59] Otae**
Oh, no!
**[12:00] Otae**
Did I get your clothes wet? Are you okay?
**[12:02] Shin**
Oh, here we go.
**[12:03] Shin**
You finally get a chance to apologize.
**[12:05] Zura**
No.
**[12:06] Shin**
Huh?
**[12:07] Zura**
Hey!
**[12:09] Zura**
These glasses are hard to hold.
**[12:11] A**
I'm very sorry!
**[12:12] Shin**
Huh? You aren't going to apologize?
**[12:14] Shin**
And you're a pretty nasty customer.
**[12:16] Otae**
Sorry, I'll make you a new
one, so please wait...
**[12:21] Otae**
Excuse me, would you like a smoke?
**[12:24] Zura**
Sorry, I don't smoke.
**[12:26] Shin**
That wasn't an apology!
**[12:28] Shin**
And it didn't even make sense!
**[12:34] Zura**
I-I'm sorry...
***SIGN*** That made sense!
**[12:37] Shin**
That's the punch line?!
***SIGN*** Apologize to the camera!!
**[12:41] Saka**
I was too late for Ryomaden and Jin,
**[12:43] Saka**
but at least I didn't miss
the Year of the Dragon!
**[12:45] Saka**
And wait, Zuraki-san!
**[12:46] Saka**
How could you go to Smile without me?!
**[12:48] Saka**
I'm sorry Oryo-chan.
**[12:50] Saka**
I promise to visit this year!
**[12:54] Kamui**
What? Apologize?
**[12:56] Kamui**
Are you talking to me?
**[12:57] Kamui**
I who only appeared in one episode
in the second series?
**[13:02] Kamui**
I'll kill you.
**[13:04] Otose**
Don't be sad because
it's the last episode!
**[13:06] Cath**
You still have We are Old TamaCure!
**[13:10] ---**
Empty Smile Ultra Peace!
***SIGN*** Apologize to the camera!!
**[13:14] Tama**
I'm sorry for offending so many
people in a matter of seconds.
**[13:24] Madao**
I'm sorry.
**[13:28] Mata**
This is great, Shinsuke-sama!
**[13:30] Mata**
We made it in time!
**[13:32] Bansai**
It seems that they want us to apologize.
**[13:35] Takechi**
I believe we should do
as they want this time.
**[13:45] Mata**
Well, I understand how you feel!
**[13:48] Mata**
I understand how you feel, but we
barely get any screen time as it is!
**[13:51] Bansai**
The Kiheitai episode was a little bloody.
**[14:01] Taka**
I'm sorry.
**[14:03] Taka**
I shouldn't be so violent.
**[14:06] Taka**
But I really want to destroy...
**[14:10] Taka**
...the Greater Edo Ordinance Regarding
the Healthy Development of Youths!
**[14:21] Kagura**
This turned into a
typical random episode.
**[14:24] Kagura**
We got all these people here and
we still can't make it work?
**[14:27] Kagura**
Are you zeros?
**[14:28] Kagura**
Total zeros?
**[14:29] Kagura**
Are you going to spend the
rest of your lives as zeros?
**[14:31] Gin**
Kagura-chan, don't say that.
**[14:34] Gin**
We're trying the best we can!
**[14:36] Shin**
Exactly! Tell it like it is, Gin-san!
**[14:40] Shin**
It's been a mess, but
we've been apologizing!
**[14:42] Kagura**
What are you talking about?
**[14:44] Kagura**
We haven't done any apologizing.
The producers have...
**[14:46] Shin**
Hey! Stop talking!
**[14:48] Shin**
That's a delicate issue!
**[14:49] Shin**
It's gotten pretty touchy!
**[14:51] Gin**
Think about it, Kagura.
**[14:53] Gin**
We've done some stupid things,
but we've always apologized.
**[14:59] Kagura**
Really?
**[15:01] Gin**
Sure!
**[15:02] Gin**
Let's look back!
**[15:04] Shin**
I-I'm sorry.
**[15:06] Shin**
We're sorry! We're really sorry!
**[15:08] Shin**
We'll lick your boots, so forgive us!
**[15:13] Gin**
Sorry about that.
**[15:14] Gin**
I got too cocky.
**[15:15] Gin**
I'm sorry!
**[15:17] Madao**
I'm very sorry.
**[15:18] Sa**
Sorry...
**[15:20] Sa**
Sorry.
**[15:21] Sa**
Sorry.
**[15:22] Sa**
Please forgive me.
**[15:25] Zura**
Teehee, I got caught.
**[15:29] Zura**
Sorry!
**[15:32] Toshi**
I'm sorry!
**[15:34] Toshi**
I'm sorry!
**[15:35] Toshi**
Please! Please spare my life!
**[15:38] Matsu**
Sorry. Bye.
**[15:40] All**
We're sorry!
**[15:42] Cath**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
**[15:44] Shin**
I'm sorry!
**[15:45] Toshi**
My bad.
**[15:46] Kondo**
Oh. Sorry.
**[15:47] A**
I'm sorry!
**[15:48] B**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[15:49] C**
Sorry.
**[15:49] Gin**
Yeah, sorry about that.
**[15:50] A**
Sorry.
**[15:52] B**
I'm sorry.
**[15:57] Gin**
We deeply apologize.
**[16:02] Kagura**
Oh, we've done more
apologizing than I realized.
**[16:05] Shin**
No idea who we were apologizing to, though.
**[16:07] Gin**
Yeah, everybody's forgotten that
we can be serious at times.
**[16:11] Gin**
I'm sure you've all forgotten
my touching apology.
**[16:15] Both**
Touching apology?
**[16:16] Gin**
Yes, my touching apology!
**[16:22] Gin**
Damn old man!
**[16:26] Jirocho**
Kid!
**[16:36] Gin**
I'm sorry.
**[16:37] Jirocho**
No, I'm the one who's sorry.
**[16:46] Gin**
I will keep my promise and survive.
**[16:49] Gin**
In return...
**[16:51] Jirocho**
You will keep your promise and...
**[16:55] Gin**
No, first...
**[16:57] Both**
I'm sorry.
**[16:59] Gin**
Right?
**[17:01] Shin**
The hell are you on?!
**[17:02] Shin**
That never happened!
**[17:03] Shin**
Don't start rewriting history!
**[17:05] Kagura**
You ruined a good scene! Don't
put words in Jirocho's mouth!
**[17:09] Toshi**
I guess this is it.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm surprised they even lasted this long.
**[17:13] Okita**
Let's go drink.
**[17:15] Okita**
Without Hijikata-san.
**[17:16] Toshi**
Eh?!
**[17:17] Kyu**
Tae-chan, please come drink at my place.
**[17:20] Otae**
Oh, that's a good idea.
**[17:21] Madao**
Yay! Free food!
**[17:23] Tojo**
Lady! I already booked us at ***!
**[17:27] Otose**
Tama, if Gintoki drinks himself
cold, take all his possessions.
**[17:30] Tama**
Understood, Lady Otose.
**[17:32] Cath**
We won't leave a single ass hair.
**[17:34] Sa**
Hey! Gin-san's ass hair is mine!
**[17:36] Tsu**
What are you fighting about? Foolishness.
**[17:40] Zura**
I guess I'll go home and
take a Joi by myself.
**[17:43] Yama**
Don't you mean, take a bath?!
**[17:45] Yama**
And you realize that you're
surrounded by cops!
**[17:47] Kondo**
Zaki, that's enough for today.
**[17:49] Yama**
Huh?
**[17:49] Kondo**
We should go drink instead of wasting
our time on this Odd Jobs mess.
**[17:53] Toshi**
That's true.
**[17:55] Toshi**
Well, let's call it a wrap.
**[18:00] All**
Huh?
**[18:03] Gin**
Th-That's...
**[18:05] Gin**
The gorilla author!
***SIGN*** Me
**[18:14] Gin**
That stinks!
**[18:17] Gin**
What is this?
**[18:18] Shin**
It looks like a letter.
**[18:20] Gin**
Kagura, you don't have to stay in
character, so read this letter.
**[18:23] Kagura**
Okay.
**[18:26] A**
We would like to thank everyone
**[18:29] A**
who has supported the Gintama
anime this entire time.
**[18:34] A**
This show will be ending for now,
**[18:40] A**
but it has nothing to do with
**[18:44] A**
any trouble we may have caused.
**[18:46] A**
And it has nothing to
do with the fact that
**[18:49] A**
the animation staff faithfully
adapted every dirty joke.
**[18:55] A**
And it has nothing to do with the fact
that I can no longer eat fried chicken.
**[19:00] A**
And it has nothing to do with the fact
that director Fuji** got divorced.
**[19:07] A**
There was never any internal strife.
**[19:10] A**
The only strife was in
director Fuji**'s household.
**[19:14] A**
If you want a reason, it's because the
producer suddenly shaved his head,
**[19:20] A**
so we could no longer sacrifice
his hair as a way to apologize
**[19:22] A**
when something went wrong.
**[19:25] A**
So you don't need to be sad.
**[19:28] A**
We promise that when
his hair is long enough
**[19:31] A**
for him to be frequenting
hostess clubs again,
**[19:34] A**
we'll return and shave his head again.
**[19:40] A**
So wipe away those tears. Cheer up.
**[19:44] A**
We ask someone out there to send director
Fuji** arranged marriage proposals.
**[19:49] A**
This isn't the end.
**[19:52] A**
So we don't intend to say goodbye.
**[19:55] A**
There's only one thing for us to say.
**[19:59] A**
We're sorry!
**[20:02] A**
If we ever meet again,
we'll have reflected
**[20:05] ---**
upon our behavior and cleaned up our act,
**[20:08] A**
to bring you a powered-up Gintama.
**[20:10] A**
That's what it will take.
**[20:14] A**
On behalf of the Gintama
staff, I promise you this.
**[20:18] A**
No matter what happens,
**[20:21] A**
the Gintama staff and Gintama
**[20:24] A**
will never give up (on dirty jokes)!
**[20:29] Sorachi**
I want to be a cheese steamed bun!
**[20:34] Shin**
Gin-san, the gorilla left.
**[20:36] Kagura**
Should we beat him up later?
**[20:41] Gin**
Stupid.
**[20:42] Gin**
You should know the answer.
**[20:44] Gin**
We just kind of popped back up,
**[20:46] Gin**
so when it's time to close down,
**[20:48] Gin**
we'll pop out!
**[20:50] Both**
Yeah!
**[20:51] All**
So long, everyone!
**[20:54] All**
Sorry that we'll never
give up (on dirty jokes)!