E242 - Girls like Vegeta, guys like Piccolo Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] Madam     I'll be back next week at the same time. [01:35] Toshi     Here we go! [01:37] Toshi     Let's party! [01:39] All     Okay! [01:41] All     Ooh! It's been so long, Kyoshiro-sama! [01:45] Kyo     H-Help... [01:48] Shin     And the Madame is about to come! [01:51] Shin     We haven't even started, [01:53] Shin     and Kyoshiro-san has already been     hunted down by the monsters! [01:56] Kyo     Help! SIGN    Girls Like Vegeta, Guys Like Piccolo [02:02] Shin     Kyoshiro-san has been hunted     down by the monsters! [02:05] Shin     Why did this have to happen now? [02:07] Kagura     Don't worry. [02:08] Kagura     He's the number one host. [02:10] Kagura     He can handle that lot with     one arm behind his back. [02:13] Kagura     Look. It's the "I'll be back" hand. [02:15] Shin     Uh, as far as we know, that hand     is the only thing left of him! [02:19] Shin     We need to get him out of there [02:20] ---     and ask the monsters to go back to their den! [02:23] Gin     Damn. Unfortunately we're only the help for the help. [02:26] Gin     TOSHI, are you ready? [02:28] Toshi     Don't give me that crap! [02:30] Toshi     How are we supposed to "Let's     party!" with those piranhas! [02:33] Shin     Then we'll have to save him together! [02:36] Gin     Screw that! [02:37] Gin     All the money in the world wouldn't [02:38] ---     be enough to get me to deal with them! [02:40] Shin     Son of a bitch! [02:43] Tsu     Wait, I just dropped by to visit. [02:45] Tsu     Where do you think you're going? [02:47] Tsu     GIN-sama? [02:50] Tsu     The night is still young! [02:53] Tsu     Bring me more booze, you stinkin' host! [02:59] Shin     Th-The monster of Yoshiwara is here! [03:02] A     B-Boss, you're drinking too much! [03:05] Tsu     Shut up! I said to relax today! [03:08] Tsu     Don't call me Boss. It's Tsu-ki. [03:10] Otae     Welcome. [03:11] Tsu     Yeah, you wanted a crowd, so I     brought everyone I could find. [03:16] Tsu     We really get to drink all we want? [03:18] Otae     Yes, normally you have to serve men, [03:21] Otae     but this is like a Yoshiwara for women. [03:23] Otae     Time for some payback. [03:24] Shin     Again, nobody gave you     permission to do this, Sis! [03:25] Tsu     Okay. Let's do this, girls. [03:26] Shin     And why is Tsukuyo-san already drunk? [03:29] A     I-I'm sorry. Boss... [03:31] ---     Tsu-ki has never been to a host club [03:33] ---     before so she's a little nervous. [03:35] Tsu     Hey, bring some girls! [03:37] Tsu     And music! [03:38] Tsu     Play "Beer Tears Man Woman!" [03:40] Shin     In what way is she nervous?! [03:42] Shin     She sounds like a regular customer! [03:45] Gin     G-Got it. [03:46] Gin     I'll go find you some girls... [03:48] Toshi     Hey! He's trying to run away again! [03:57] Gin     Oh, a girl. [04:05] Shin     Kyu-Kyubei-san's here too?! [04:07] Otae     Oh, Kyu-chan. You came. [04:10] Kyu     Sorry about being late. [04:12] Kyu     You said that I could only bring girls, [04:17] Kyu     so it took a while to get ready. [04:18] Shin     Why are the Yagyu retainers     dressed like women?! [04:21] Tojo     Oh, gosh. If it isn't Tsu-ki? [04:24] Tojo     Just finish a long day in Yoshiwara? [04:25] Tojo     Same here. [04:26] Shin     And this guy's on his own level of wrong! [04:29] Tsu     Hey! I never asked for any ugly girls! [04:33] Tojo     What? That's so mean, Tsu-ki! [04:34] Tojo     We both work in the same line of business. [04:37] Shin     Uh, excuse me! [04:38] Shin     This isn't like Yoshiwara,     so we don't provide girls... [04:42] Tsu     What? I heard that this     is a Yoshiwara for women. [04:45] Shin     Well, that's not entirely accurate. [04:46] Tsu     What's that then? SIGN    Master Roshi Bondage [04:48] Okita     The B Course is horse riding. SIGN    Trojan Horse Riding [04:50] Okita     The C Course involves candles. SIGN    Candle Wax Play [04:52] Okita     And the D Course involves neglect. [04:54] Sa     Which should I choose? [04:58] Sa     But I can't see. [04:59] Sa     And isn't GIN-sama here yet?! [05:01] Sa     I'm always after the G Course! [05:03] Okita     Ma'am, I'm going to pin     your nose back with hooks [05:06] Okita     and stick photos of it all over town. [05:08] Sa     You know your stuff. What's your name? [05:11] Both     Sick and twisted! [05:13] Sa     Oh! That sounds like something     GIN-sama would say! [05:15] Sa     I've been waiting for you! [05:17] Toshi     Hey, toss them out with the trash. [05:19] Sa     This is such an excellent bar! [05:21] Sa     I'm very impressed! [05:22] A     Hey! Where's my order?! [05:24] B     Hello? Over here! [05:27] Shin     We'll never be able to handle all     of these customers, Hijikata-san! [05:29] Shin     More idiots keep showing up! [05:31] Toshi     Hey, this is looking bad! [05:32] Toshi     The place is practically full! [05:34] Toshi     We're in over our heads! [05:36] Shin     And now the trannies are starting a fight! [05:38] Tojo     Eh? Who's your doctor? [05:40] Ago     What? It's Takasu, fool. [05:42] Tojo     Bastard, my senpai gets his from Takasu, too! [05:46] Shin     They sound like a couple of addicts     bragging about their source! [05:48] Shin     This is not good! [05:49] Shin     We need to stop them! [05:50] Toshi     What are you doing?! [05:52] Toshi     Help us clear out some customers! [05:53] Kagura     Shut up! That's what we're doing! [05:57] Both     Sorry about the wait! [06:01] Both     This is our special, Fish on Host! [06:08] Shin     They made it worse! [06:10] Toshi     Stop them! Do something! [06:13] Shin     Do what?! [06:14] Shin     I know! Kyoshiro-san! [06:16] Shin     Kyoshiro-san! [06:19] Shin     It's over! [06:20] Shin     Forget about the Madame! [06:22] Toshi     Damn it! What do we do... [06:24] Saigo     Quiet down! [06:30] Saigo     Don't you understand that you're     making trouble for the bar? [06:33] Saigo     You're supposed to control     yourself when you have fun. [06:37] Tsu     I've had enough. [06:38] Kyu     The party is over. [06:40] Saigo     I apologize for the trouble we caused. [06:47] Shin     They instantly put an end to the riot. [06:49] Shin     They're the real monsters. [06:50] Toshi     In any case, we're back to normal. [06:54] Saigo     Now that it's quiet, let's     get back to drinking. [06:58] All     Cheers! [07:01] Both     You're staying?! [07:04] Gin     P-Perfect, this is my chance to escape. [07:07] Madame     Excuse me. [07:10] Madame     I have an appointment tonight. [07:13] Madame     My name is Yagami. [07:29] Gin     Yagami? [07:30] Gin     Could it be? [07:32] Gin     Could it be? [07:34] Madame     Could you go tell Kyoshiro-san that [07:37] ---     the Madame has come to see him? [07:40] Gin     The Madame is here! [07:42] Gin     A-At the worst possible time... [07:45] Tsu     Booze! More booze! [07:45] Gin     The monsters are still partying! [07:48] Gin     I need to run away before I get caught up [07:49] ---     in this disaster waiting to happen! [07:51] Gin     S-So sorry... [07:54] Gin     The boss is out right now. [07:57] Gin     I-I'll go get him! [07:59] Toshi     Don't worry, GIN. [08:01] Toshi     I already contacted the boss. [08:03] Shin     Please have something to     drink while you're waiting. [08:06] Shin     Follow me. [08:06] Gin     Y-You bastards! [08:08] Toshi     You thought you could run away     after dragging us into this mess? [08:12] Shin     All of us have to work together     to entertain the Madame. [08:16] Gin     What? Don't be stupid! [08:20] Gin     Where's everybody else? [08:22] Gin     When is the boss coming back? [08:24] Gin     They're all out of action! [08:26] Gin     Do you have any idea what will happen if we [08:28] ---     let the Madame join those drunken masters? [08:30] Gin     It'd be like throwing a chair     into a bunch of Jackie Chans! [08:33] Gin     She'll be used for acrobatic moves, abused, [08:36] ---     then smashed against an enemy's head! [08:37] Shin     I-It'll be okay! [08:38] Shin     Please follow me. [08:39] Shin     Kyoshiro-san will come back! [08:41] Shin     Until then, we'll have     to entertain the Madame! [08:45] Shin     Y-Your table is right over there. [08:52] Tsu     Oh, GIN-sama. Where do you     think you're going without us? [08:57] Tsu     I asked for you first! [09:00] Tsu     Get your ass over here and pour me booze! [09:02] Sa     Yeah! [09:03] Sa     We're customers today, so     you should treat us better! [09:06] Shin     We were too easy to spot! [09:07] Shin     Like Jackie Chan's nose! [09:09] Gin     S-Sorry, baby. [09:12] Gin     I need to help this lady for a little bit. [09:15] Gin     GURA and TAE will take good care of you. [09:19] Tsu     What's that?! You're too     good to drink with me?! [09:22] Shin     Now she's going Jackie Chan on us! [09:23] Sa     You got balls to steal our men! [09:26] Shin     Wait! Don't do anything to the Madame! [09:28] Sa     Did you come here by yourself to pick up men? [09:31] Sa     You're a real piece of work! Right, Tsu-ki? [09:34] Shin     You're no better! [09:36] Tsu     Wait, you got poop on your hair. [09:38] Tsu     Is everything okay? [09:41] Shin     Hey! Somebody stop these drunks! [09:44] Kyu     Would you two stop that? [09:47] Kyu     Excuse us. [09:49] Kyu     I'll pay for the cleaning, [09:50] ---     but for now, let's use this to wipe that off. [09:53] Shin     You're drunk, too?! [09:54] Kyu     Oh, it's bigger than I thought... [09:57] Kyu     The fancy toilet paper from the     Yagyu household can't handle it. [10:00] Shin     Uh, you're wiping her face! Stop it! [10:03] Otae     Oh, Kyu-chan! You shouldn't do that! [10:06] Otae     Let the employees handle this. [10:10] Otae     If it won't come off, you wet the paper, [10:13] Otae     and scrub hard. [10:14] Shin     Hey! [10:14] Shin     Even our employees are piss drunk! [10:17] Otae     Oh, it won't come off. [10:18] Kagura     It wasn't wet enough. [10:19] Kagura     Give it to me, boss lady. SIGN    Takamagahara [10:29] Kagura     I had too much Koronamin C. [10:32] Otae     That's why kids are only     supposed to have one a day. [10:35] Saigo     I see that my friends inconvenienced you. [10:37] Saigo     It's on me, so drink away. [10:43] Both     After all that rude behavior, [10:46] ---     it's turned into a Jackie Chan carnival?! [10:49] Toshi     What are we going to do?! [10:50] Toshi     We won't be able to look after the Madame! [10:53] Toshi     She's already about to snap! [10:55] Gin     I can't blame her, considering     the abuse she's had to endure! [10:59] Shin     If anything else goes wrong,     we'll be in big trouble! [11:04] Shin     Anyway, let's try to     improve the Madame's mood! [11:07] Gin     Uh, Yagami-san? What are you drinking there? [11:11] Madame     Oolong Highball. [11:12] Gin     Oh, that's good. I love those. [11:15] Gin     It doesn't leave much of an     aftertaste. Right, TOSHI? [11:19] Toshi     Huh? Yeah, I'm pretty     high on that Oolong pig. [11:22] Toshi     Hell, Yamcha's little buddy is my     favorite character in Dragonball... [11:30] Otae     That's Puar! [11:36] Gin     Yeah. Right. That's Puar! [11:39] Gin     Oh, speaking of Dragonball, Yagami-san. [11:41] Gin     Who's your favorite character? [11:43] Gin     Let me guess. [11:44] Gin     I'm pretty good at Dragonball     character fortune telling. [11:48] Gin     Let's see, you're a Tien... [11:50] Gin     No, you might actually be a Vegeta. [11:53] Tsu     The king of King Castle! [11:58] Gin     Right. You have unique taste.     The king of King Castle. [12:03] Toshi     That's a rare choice. [12:05] Toshi     So Yagami-san, are you a... [12:08] Sa     It's King Furry! [12:12] Gin     Yeah, that guy looked like a dog. [12:14] Gin     Come to think of it, there were     a bunch of animal characters [12:16] Gin     in the beginning, but it     turned into a humanoid [12:18] ---     fest like a certain other manga... [12:21] Kyu     Put yourself in Toriyama's shoes! [12:25] Toshi     Yeah, Toriyama had a lot to... [12:29] Kagura     Pororoca! [12:33] Gin     Uh, hold on. [12:34] Gin     Is it me or were those girls     beating us up for the hell of it? [12:38] Toshi     That last one had nothing     to do with Dragonball. [12:40] Toshi     Her timing would have been     perfect for a quiz show. [12:42] Toshi     And I've been hit an extra time... [12:45] Saigo     Sorry! [12:46] Saigo     The correct answer was the Candiru, [12:49] Saigo     the carnivorous catfish that     lives in the Amazon region! [12:54] Toshi     Hey! What's wrong with those drunks?! [12:56] Toshi     Do they have to smack us in the     head every time they talk?! [12:59] Toshi     They aren't giving us a chance     to talk to the Madame! [13:01] Gin     And why are we talking about     Dragonball with a woman? [13:05] Toshi     I was trying to help you recover     from that Oolong tea crap! [13:08] Toshi     What the hell is Dragonball fortune telling?! [13:10] Toshi     You could have just asked what her type was! [13:13] Tsu     King of King Castle! [13:14] Sa     Colonel Silver! [13:15] Otae     Bardock! [13:16] Kyu     The female in Bardock's crew! [13:17] Saigo     The joke with a power level of     five that's beaten up by Raditz! [13:19] Kagura     Pororoca! [13:20] Madame     Vegeta. [13:25] Gin     Hey, we used Dragonball to get them     to tell us what their type is! [13:28] Gin     And they all have weird taste! [13:30] Toshi     One of them keeps saying Pororoca! [13:32] Shin     Wasn't there an extra answer? [13:39] All     She answered! [13:42] Gin     Hey! The Madame is actually participating! [13:44] Toshi     Which one?! Which one did she like?! [13:46] Shin     I-It was probably Vegeta! [13:48] Saigo     Oh, you like Vegeta? [13:51] Saigo     A lot of women like Vegeta. [13:54] Sa     It's the whole falling for the bad boy [13:56] ---     after seeing him help a     puppy out of the rain. [13:59] Shin     Wait! The girls are starting     a discussion about Vegeta! [14:03] Sa     A lot of stupid women     fall for those bad boys. [14:06] Sa     In most cases, they get knocked up, married, [14:09] ---     and divorced in one breath. [14:11] Otae     That relationship only worked     because Bulma was rich. [14:14] Otae     Being a Super Saiyan doesn't mean     much if you don't have a job. [14:18] Otae     And you can't say that he's gentle inside [14:20] Otae     when he only ever cried because     of his pride as a Saiyan [14:22] Otae     or because he was scared of Frieza. [14:24] Otae     That man only cares about himself. [14:27] All     Yeah, yeah. [14:28] Shin     Vegeta is getting beat down! [14:30] Shin     This is worse than when he got     his ass handed to him by Frieza! [14:33] Kyu     As far as loners go, Piccolo is much better. [14:37] Kyu     He cried before Gohan, and     he takes good care of kids. [14:41] Tsu     But those shoulder pads would get in the way. [14:43] Tsu     You can't latch onto his arm. [14:45] Kyu     Vegeta has the same problem! [14:46] Tsu     Vegeta wore normal clothes sometimes,     though they looked terrible. [14:49] Shin     Stop it! You're making the Madame,     the Vegeta fan, look bad! [14:52] Kagura     With that widow's peak, it     wouldn't matter what he wore. [14:56] Kagura     He probably just threw on     whatever Bulma bought for him. [14:59] All     Oh. [15:01] Kagura     But I'm guessing he bought     the shirt that said BADMAN. [15:06] All     Yeah, out of the question. [15:08] All     Vegeta's out of the question. [15:10] Shin     Stop! [15:11] Shin     And how much time have you     people spent on Dragonball?! [15:15] Gin     But Bulma looked happier     when she was with him, [15:18] Gin     compared to when she was with Yamcha. [15:21] Gin     Once Trunks was born, he settled down [15:23] ---     and became a good father. [15:25] Shin     He forced his way into the conversation! [15:26] Shin     He dove right in, like a widow's peak! [15:29] Gin     Oh, Yagami-san. Your glass is empty. [15:31] Gin     Another Oolong Highball? [15:32] Madame     Yes. [15:33] Gin     Hey, TOSHI! [15:35] Gin     Bring a Oolong Highball! [15:39] Shin     Why are you recreating one     of Vegeta's famous scenes?! [15:41] Shin     That's the famous farewell with Trunks! [15:46] Otae     Imo shochu! [15:47] Sa     Cassis Orange! [15:48] Tsu     Japanese sake! [15:49] Kyu     With soda! [15:49] Saigo     Whiskey! [15:50] Kagura     Pororoca! [15:51] Shin     The famous scene had no effect! [15:53] Shin     Vegeta can't do anything in this world! [15:58] Madame     Heh, dirty fireworks. [16:00] Shin     She joined in! [16:02] Shin     The Madame is playing Vegeta! [16:04] Shin     She's a pretty fun person! [16:05] Shin     Hang in there! [16:07] Shin     The Madame's heart is slowly opening! [16:10] Toshi     But those drunks are still a problem. [16:13] Toshi     We need to deal with them before [16:15] ---     we can get anywhere with     the Madame, Kakarot... [16:18] Shin     Uh, who are you calling Kakarot? [16:21] Okita     Oh, ladies? [16:24] Okita     What is this party for? [16:26] Okita     A little get-together for models? [16:29] Shin     S-SOUGO-san! [16:31] Saigo     Please! You're such a sweet talker! [16:35] Otae     This is just a supermodel powwow! [16:38] Okita     Oh, forgive me. [16:40] Okita     You're all so beautiful that I got confused. [16:44] Toshi     H-He sidestepped them? [16:47] Okita     Hey, what are you guys doing? [16:49] Okita     Bring the goods. [16:51] Toshi     The goods? [16:52] Okita     The champagne tower that's actually [16:56] Okita     filled with tequila! [16:58] Both     Tequila tower?! [17:06] Shin     I see! [17:08] Shin     He's going to subdue them     by getting them drunk! [17:12] Okita     Are you ready? [17:13] All     Let's party! [17:16] Shin     SOUGO-san... [17:18] Shin     He's so evil that he doesn't     give a damn about abusing women. [17:21] Shin     He's a prodigy host! [17:31] Shin     You guys were the ones subdued?! [17:33] Saigo     I've never had Dom Perignon before, [17:36] Saigo     but it's almost like drinking water. [17:38] Tsu     I need more booze! Bring the whole keg! [17:41] Shin     The tequila isn't doing     anything to the women! [17:43] Shin     They're too strong! [17:45] Sa     Hey, Yagami-san! I know you want some more! [17:47] Madame     No, I've had enough... [17:50] Shin     Had enough?! [17:52] Shin     How did she empty all of     those glasses so fast?! [17:55] Madame     I've had quite a bit to drink,     so I will be leaving now. [18:00] Shin     Er, hold on! [18:03] Madame     I had a wonderful time tonight. [18:06] Madame     Please let Kyoshiro-san know. [18:08] Shin     Hold on! Why are you leaving?! [18:11] Shin     Aren't you... [18:13] Madame     I would not dare to see Kyoshiro-san     when my face is so flushed. [18:19] Shin     You don't want to see him? [18:22] Shin     So you didn't come back because     you didn't like the bar? [18:29] Shin     You came to see Kyoshiro-san? [18:31] Madame     So you have heard the stories. [18:36] Madame     Unfortunately, I am no goddess of fortune, [18:42] Madame     nor am I a goddess of death. [18:48] Madame     Nor do I have the ability     to ruin an entire town. [18:51] Madame     My obsession with the power of money left me [18:54] ---     with no friends, no home. [18:57] Madame     I never visited a bar twice [19:00] Madame     because I didn't want people     tiptoeing around me. [19:04] Madame     But at some point, I became famous around Edo [19:07] Madame     and lost my only refuge. [19:11] Madame     That was when I met Kyoshiro-sama. [19:15] Madame     His smile was different [19:17] ---     from the false ones that always greeted me. [19:20] Madame     His smile was for everyone, not just me. [19:25] Madame     I assume that was because     he loved his job as a host. [19:32] Madame     His smile was very special to me. [19:36] Madame     I returned to see that smile again. [19:40] Madame     You must have come to     replace the hosts who quit. [19:46] Madame     I truly apologize. [19:50] Madame     Do not worry. [19:51] Madame     The goddess of death [19:53] ---     will never walk the night streets again. [19:57] Madame     But it was very fun. [20:00] Madame     I didn't get to see Kyoshiro-san, [20:02] Madame     but I saw many smiles that [20:04] ---     would turn away any goddess of death. [20:17] Shin     Ya-Yagami-san... [20:29] Kyoshiro     Ma'am, do you have any plans tonight? [20:38] Kyoshiro     If not, why not drop by Takamagahara, [20:42] ---     the refuge for angels, to rest your wings? [20:47] Madame     I'm sorry to say that my wings are black, [20:50] ---     as they only cause sorrow. [20:53] Kyo     Oh, you sound like an angel of death. [20:56] Kyo     However, I believe that particular     goddess has already left. [21:02] Kyo     I've heard that Madame Yagami first appears [21:06] ---     as a goddess of fortune, [21:08] Kyo     then as a goddess of death     to bring misfortune. [21:12] Kyo     Then what happens when     she visits a third time? [21:25] Gin     Hey, we've been waiting for you. [21:27] Gin     The drinks are on you this time. [21:30] Hachi     Drinking buddies! [21:31] Host     All lined up! [21:35] Kyo     Welcome to Takamagahara. [21:47] Madame     Heh, dirty fireworks. SIGN    Next Episode [23:20] Gin     Jellybeans Vanguard Honda, [23:23] Gin     is a Jump editor who's just     gotten married when a [23:27] Gin     new promising manga artist     appears before him! [23:30] Gin     Next time: [23:30] Gin     Draw your life on the canvas we call manga. SIGN    Draw Your Life on the Canvas We Call Manga SIGN    Jellybeans Vanguard Honda has been assigned to Gintaman SIGN    To escape the despair which plagues him,     he must land the new artist a regular series!!