E240 - People can only live by forgetting the bad

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SIGN    After getting drunk at the year-end party, Gintoki discovers  that he passed the critical point with six people in one night!!
SIGN    Zenzo suggests that Gintoki live with all of them at the same time.  Can Gintoki take responsibility for his actions? Does he even want to?!
SIGN    People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad
[01:48] Zen
    What's with the look on your face?
[01:50] Zen
    You can't handle taking responsibility
    for all six of them?
[01:53] Madao
    What does he mean, all six of them?!
[01:56] Gin
    Each of them is the equivalent
    of a thousand idiots.
[01:59] Gin
    How do you expect me to handle that?
[02:01] Zen
    You don't get to complain after having
    your way with all of them in one night.
[02:06] Madao
    What does he mean, all of them?!
[02:08] Madao
    Hey! You were just toying with me?!
[02:11] Zen
    The women are certainly fired up.
[02:13] Zen
    They're damn tough.
[02:14] Zen
    Once they've made a decision,
    they'll follow it through.
[02:18] Zen
    Why not make all six of them happy?
[02:22] Gin
    That's not possible!
[02:23] Gin
    I should apologize before
    this gets any uglier.
[02:26] Zen
    Then tell them everything.
[02:29] Zen
    Unload the burden and set yourself free,
[02:31] Zen
    and leave the women to taste hell.
[02:37] Sa
    Oh? Fancy meeting you here.
[02:40] Otae
    What are you doing here, Sarutobi-san?
[02:42] Gin
    O-Over there!
[02:44] Gin
    M-My worst fears have been realized!
[02:45] Gin
    The women have bumped into one another!
[02:48] Sa
    Oh? You want to know?
[02:50] Sa
    I'm living happily with my
    darling in this apartment.
[02:54] Gin
    Hey! Don't say another word!
[02:56] Otae
    Congratulations.
[02:57] Otae
    Is your darling a figment
    of your imagination? CG?
[02:59] Sa
    How rude! He's not two dimensional!
[03:01] Otae
    Oh, so those are 3D glasses.
[03:04] Otae
    What a coincidence.
[03:05] Otae
    I'm also living with someone special now.
[03:07] Gin
    Huh?
[03:08] Sa
    You must be joking!
[03:09] Sa
    A crude girl like you is living with a man?!
[03:11] Sa
    Who is it?
[03:13] Otae
    That's a secret.
[03:14] Otae
    He told me not to tell anyone.
[03:16] Sa
    M-My darling also told me not to tell anyone!
[03:18] Sa
    He used his lips to seal mine!
[03:20] Gin
    Don't lie!
[03:21] Gin
    Why are you competing with each other?!
[03:22] Kyu
    I see. So Tae-chan has
    found a special someone.
[03:25] Otae
    Kyu-chan.
[03:26] Kyu
    That settles it then.
[03:29] Kyu
    I'll face reality and
    live happily as a woman.
[03:34] Kyu
    With him.
[03:35] Sa
    Kyubei-san, don't tell me that
    you've also found someone?!
[03:38] Otae
    R-Really, Kyu-chan?
[03:39] Otae
    Wh-Who is he?
[03:40] Sa
    I can't tell you...
[03:41] Gin
    Hey! This is about to get really nasty!
[03:44] Sa
    Stop playing coy and tell us who it is!
[03:46] Sa
    It's probably some ugly pig!
[03:48] Otae
    That's right. I need to say
    hello to your boyfriend!
[03:51] Kyu
    When the time comes, we'll
    visit you and Polygonzo.
[03:56] Sa
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:57] Sa
    Just tell us now!
[03:59] Tsu
    Enough of this foolishness.
[04:01] Tsu
    An outsider shouldn't pry into
    someone's private affairs.
[04:04] Tsu
    Leave her be.
[04:07] Sa
    Well, well, you look so lovely in that apron.
[04:10] Sa
    Don't worry. Nobody's interested in you.
[04:12] Sa
    But if you want to know who my
    darling is, I might tell you!
[04:15] Tsu
    Have fun with Pixelmon.
[04:17] Sa
    Stop lowering the quality!
[04:20] S
    Enough already.
[04:22] S
    Just so you know, my darling is super hot!
[04:25] S
    I guarantee that he'll blow your
    boyfriends out of the water!
[04:27] Gin
    Stop it! Not another word!
[04:29] Otae
    Of course, since he's CG.
[04:31] Otae
    My boyfriend looks kind of dumb,
    but he's a venture entrepreneur.
[04:35] Otae
    We live in this worn down
    apartment right now,
[04:38] Otae
    but eventually he'll help turn our
    dojo into a palace where we can live.
SIGN    Kodokan Dojo
[04:41] Gin
    Venture entrepreneur?!
[04:42] Gin
    I never promised anything!
[04:44] Kyu
    Tae-chan, a man needs more than
    money to protect his family.
[04:48] Kyu
    My boyfriend doesn't have much
    income, but he's a strong fighter.
[04:51] Kyu
    I believe that he's one of the
    Seven Warlords of the Sea.
[04:55] Gin
    The hell I am!
[04:56] Gin
    Why do they have to compete?!
[04:57] Tsu
    Foolishness.
[04:59] Tsu
    The only thing that matters is
    that you believe he's the best.
[05:02] Tsu
    Well, I don't particularly feel
    that my boyfriend is that special.
[05:06] Tsu
    But he was popular with
    the Yoshiwara courtesans.
[05:09] Tsu
    And he defeated the villain
    of Yoshiwara all by himself.
[05:12] Gin
    So you're still going to join in?!
[05:14] Sa
    You're also bragging about your man, Tsu-ki!
[05:17] Otae
    Well, my boyfriend would have no trouble
    defeating the villain of Yoshiwara.
[05:21] Otae
    And my boyfriend is also one of
    the Seven Warlords of the Sea.
[05:23] Sa
    Y-You too?
[05:25] Sa
    What a coincidence! My darling is
    also one of the Seven Warlords!
[05:28] Tsu
    What a small world.
[05:29] Tsu
    Four of the Seven Warlords
    live in this apartment.
[05:32] Gin
    Over half of the Warlords are me!
[05:35] Otose
    Hmph, you girls are so blabby.
[05:38] Otose
    If you've been left here alone on a Sunday,
[05:42] ---
    it's obvious that he doesn't love you.
[05:45] Otae
    Otose-san! Are you the same?
[05:47] Sa
    How rude! We're just role playing!
[05:50] Sa
    Besides, you're in the same position.
[05:51] Otose
    Hmph, we've been together for a long time.
[05:55] Otose
    We're past the stage of going on dates.
[06:00] Otose
    But since tomorrow is the 7th,
[06:02] Otose
    he mentioned that we might go out,
    since he's one of the Seven Warlords.
[06:07] Otose
    I believe.
[06:09] Gin
    Gran! You're joining in?!
[06:11] Otae
    Oh, you're also going
    on a Seven Warlord date?
[06:14] Otae
    So am I!
[06:15] Sa
    Oh, I believe my darling
    mentioned something about that!
[06:18] Kyu
    Hey, enough of this.
[06:19] Kyu
    I was the first one to bring
    up the Seven Warlords.
[06:22] Tsu
    R-Really?
[06:23] Tsu
    So we'll all be going on dates tomorrow?
[06:25] Tsu
    Maybe we'll run into each other somewhere.
[06:26] Gin
    Why are you deciding my schedule for me?!
[06:28] Gin
    The hell is a Seven Warlord date?!
[06:29] Gin
    There's only one warlord here!
[06:30] Gin
    There's only Whitehair Gintoki!
[06:36] Otae
    It all happened so suddenly.
[06:39] Otae
    So we haven't been on a real date yet.
[06:42] Gin
    I'm busy tomorrow...
[06:45] Sa
    The neighbor said her boyfriend
[06:46] ---
    is taking off work to go out with her.
[06:47] Gin
    Th-That has nothing to do with us.
[06:49] Gin
    If that's what you want, you can
    marry the boyfriend next door.
[06:53] Tojo
    Fine! Then I'll leave!
[06:55] Tojo
    But that means you have to take
    the princess on a date on the 7th!
[06:58] Gin
    Uh, you were still here?
[07:00] Gin
    Fine, how about the 8th?
[07:02] Gin
    One day shouldn't make
    that much of a difference.
[07:04] Tsu
    I want to go on the 7th.
[07:05] Gin
    Why does it have to be on the 7th?
[07:08] Otose
    Well, I was told that I
    don't have long to live.
[07:11] Otose
    By the 8th, I'll be...
[07:12] Gin
    Don't lie to me, you old hag!
[07:13] Otae
    Anyway, I want to go on the 7th.
[07:15] Gin
    Can you tell me why?
[07:17] Otae
    Oh, sorry. My hand slipped.
[07:20] Gin
    Why won't the 8th work?
[07:22] Gin
    Oh, my hand slipped.
SIGN    Greater Edo Planetarium
[07:38] Zen
    Ten minutes until you're
    supposed to meet them.
[07:40] Zen
    Are you ready?
[07:41] Gin
    Yeah, tell Shinpachi and Kagura
    to take care of themselves.
[07:45] Zen
    Don't worry. You can make this work.
[07:48] Gin
    Unfortunately, I only have one body.
[07:51] Gin
    I can't go on a date with
    five people at the same time.
[07:53] Zen
    Hey, who do you think I am?
[07:56] Zen
    I once led the Oniwabanshu.
[07:58] Gin
    Are you going to teach
    me the Clone Technique?
[08:01] Zen
    Five is pretty difficult,
    so we'll start with two.
[08:05] Gin
    Wait, are you serious?
[08:06] Gin
    That's not possible.
[08:06] Zen
    Just close your eyes.
[08:09] Zen
    Envision what I'm about to tell you.
[08:13] Zen
    Picture Pi-ko in your mind
    as accurately as you can.
[08:17] Gin
    Huh? Pi-ko? Why?
[08:18] Zen
    Silence!
[08:20] Zen
    Next, picture another Pi-ko
    next to the first one.
[08:23] Gin
    That's difficult! And why
    are you talking like Pi-ko?!
[08:26] Gin
    Hey, I ended up with Osugi!
[08:27] Zen
    That will work!
[08:29] Zen
    You have two clones now.
[08:30] Gin
    They're not clones! Not my clones, at least!
[08:32] Zen
    Silence!
[08:33] Zen
    Now picture another Pi-ko
    and Osugi next to them.
[08:37] Zen
    Yes, you're doing very well!
[08:39] Gin
    Hold on!
[08:40] Gin
    I got Chris Matsumura now!
[08:42] Gin
    You screwed me up with your gay talk!
[08:44] Zen
    Oh, dear.
[08:45] Zen
    Then switch the Pi-ko on the
    right to Chris Matsumura.
[08:47] Zen
    That will change the two Osugis in
    the middle into Chris Matsumuras.
[08:49] Gin
    Is this supposed to be Othello?!
[08:51] Zen
    Just do it, you horse's ass!
[08:54] Gin
    You called me a horse's ass
    and I ended up with a horse!
[08:58] Gin
    Why does it still count as Chris Matsumura?!
[09:00] Zen
    That's because you think of
    Chris Matsumura as a horse!
[09:02] Gin
    Don't be stupid! Apologize to me and Chris!
[09:05] Zen
    Whatever!
[09:06] Zen
    Chris and the horse are practically clones!
[09:08] Gin
    The hell they are!
[09:09] Gin
    I'm going to start over!
[09:11] Gin
    This is even worse!
[09:13] Gin
    It's like the evolution chart for Chris!
[09:16] Gin
    I'm sorry!
[09:17] Zen
    And we're done. That's enough.
[09:19] Zen
    Open your eyes.
[09:21] Zen
    You should be surprised.
[09:25] Gin
    Oh, yeah! I'm damn surprised!
[09:28] Gin
    Hey, are you trying to play with me?
[09:31] Gin
    You're just entertaining yourself!
[09:33] Zen
    Just a little joke.
[09:34] Zen
    They're wearing masks.
[09:35] Zen
    Take them off.
[09:36] Zen
    I'm not going to ruin the romance in the air.
[09:40] Gin
    They're inflated with air!
[09:42] Gin
    Clone Technique my ass!
[09:45] Zen
    I'm not as good as Jiraiya, but I
    can control these with my strings.
[09:48] Zen
    That way, I can use this
    to help cover your ass.
[09:51] Gin
    How is that going to help?!
[09:52] Otae
    Gin-san!
[09:54] Gin
    Shit!
[09:55] Otae
    Sorry I'm late!
[09:57] Gin
    H-Hey, don't say my name
    in such a loud voice.
[10:00] Gin
    What if there's someone who knows me?
[10:02] Otae
    Yes, yes. I'm sorry.
[10:04] Otae
    You're so shy.
[10:09] Sa
    Darling! Sorry!
[10:12] Sa
    Did you wait long?
[10:13] Sa
    Oh, were you that lonely? You're such a baby!
[10:15] Tojo
    Master Gintoki!
[10:17] Tojo
    There he is, Princess.
[10:18] Kyu
    Sorry about being late.
[10:20] Kyu
    I was choosing what to wear.
[10:22] Tojo
    What are you doing, Princess?
[10:24] Tojo
    Over here.
[10:26] Kyu
    I'm sorry.
[10:27] Kyu
    I see that you also dressed up.
[10:29] Kyu
    I almost didn't recognize you.
[10:31] Tojo
    Indeed. He's like a completely
    different person!
[10:34] Tojo
    Sorry about grabbing the wrong person.
[10:37] Tsuku
    Sorry, but I'm looking for this man.
[10:44] N
    The stars we gaze at are actually tens
    of thousands of light-years away.
[10:50] Zen
    Anyway, this should keep you safe for now.
[10:53] Zen
    We just have to make sure that
    they don't notice one another.
[10:57] Zen
    But we shouldn't need to worry
    about that when it's so dark.
[11:01] Zen
    I'm going to the restroom real quick,
    so take over these strings for me.
[11:04] Gin
    Huh?
[11:05] Gin
    I don't know how to use those.
[11:07] Zen
    I've been sitting this whole
    time and my ass is hurting.
[11:10] Zen
    This is Unit 01. This is Unit
    02. This is Unit 03 and Unit 04.
[11:13] Gin
    Huh? What?
[11:14] Gin
    What? Repeat that again.
[11:15] Zen
    You can use this to hear what they're
    saying and you can also speak through it.
[11:19] Zen
    Use the switch to change between...
[11:21] ---
    Ah, can't hold it in anymore.
[11:23] Gin
    Wait, hold on!
[11:24] Gin
    I don't know which one is Unit
    01 and which one is Unit 02!
[11:27] Kyu
    Gintoki.
[11:29] Kyu
    Am I boring you?
[11:32] Gin
    This is bad!
[11:33] Gin
    She's getting suspicious because
    I haven't said anything.
[11:36] Gin
    How do I talk into this?
[11:39] Gin
    Uh...
[11:41] Gin
    What is this?!
[11:42] Gin
    There are lines programmed into those things?
[11:45] Gin
    I have to choose one of them?
SIGN    1) Do you have any Preparation H?
SIGN    2) Are there any shower toilets here?
SIGN    3) That's a toilet with a shower.
SIGN    4) No, that's not an anal 
    fissure. Those are hemorrhoids.
SIGN    5) No, those aren't 
    hemorrhoids. That's Chris.
[11:48] Gin
    And these lines are horrible!
[11:49] Gin
    They all have to do with hemorrhoids!
[11:51] Gin
    I have no idea when line 5
    would ever come into play!
[11:55] Kyu
    I see. Sorry to bother you
    with such a foolish question.
[11:58] Gin
    Damn, I need to hurry up!
SIGN    15) I was comparing your beauty to  that of the North Star. But your...
[12:01] Gin
    There's a good line!
[12:02] Gin
    A cheesy one that's perfect
    for this situation!
[12:06] Gin
    I was comparing your beauty to
    that of the North Star.
[12:12] Gin
    But your hemorrhoids are bigger.
SIGN    But your hemorrhoids are bigger.
[12:15] Gin
    Th-There was a nasty
    bugger tacked on the end!
[12:19] Gin
    Why did that rotten ninja
    even include these lines?!
[12:22] Gin
    What do hemorrhoids have
    to do with the North Star?!
[12:25] Tojo
    Master Gintoki! What do you mean?!
[12:28] Gin
    Now I've got someone else on me!
[12:29] Tojo
    Do you mean to say that the
    princess has hemorrhoids?!
[12:32] Tojo
    And you've seen them before?!
[12:34] Kyu
    N-No! I don't have any!
[12:36] Gin
    Shit! Hurry! Cover my ass!
[12:38] Gin
    Ah, wrong one!
[12:40] Gin
    No, those aren't hemorrhoids. That's Chris.
[12:43] Gin
    The line had a use!
[12:46] A
    Hey, what's that silhouette?
[12:48] A
    It's flying?
[12:49] Otae
    What's that?
[12:51] Otae
    Huh?
[12:52] Otae
    Isn't that Gin-san?
[12:53] A
    Hey, it disappeared.
[12:54] A
    Where did it go?
[12:55] B
    Maybe it's a constellation?
[12:57] Gin
    That's a toilet with a shower.
[12:59] A
    Oh, a toilet.
[13:01] A
    Didn't know there was a toilet constellation.
[13:03] Gin
    Unit 03! Pull yourself together!
[13:05] Gin
    Hey, Unit 03!
[13:06] Gin
    Hold on, I'll give you mouth-to-nozzle!
[13:09] Gin
    Come back to us, Unit 03!
[13:11] Tojo
    Princess! Master Gintoki has vanished!
[13:14] Kyu
    Oh, no. I kicked him too hard.
[13:16] Kyu
    Hey, Gintoki!
[13:17] Kyu
    Are you okay?!
[13:18] Gin
    Guess I'll ditch the sleeping
    old hag and go for a recovery.
[13:21] Sa
    Why are the people in the
    center making so much noise?
[13:25] Sa
    I should go warn them.
[13:27] Gin
    Sh-Shit! They're going
    to bump into each other!
[13:30] Gin
    I believe that this string controls Unit 02!
[13:37] Sa
    You don't want me to go?
[13:39] Sa
    Are you lonely without me, Darling?
[13:42] Sa
    Don't worry! I won't go anywhere!
[13:44] Sa
    I'll always be here for you!
[13:46] Gin
    I-I'm saved...
[13:47] Gin
    I don't understand what happened,
[13:49] ---
    but apparently I made the doll grab her hand.
[13:51] Otae
    Um, Gin-san?
[13:55] Otae
    That's my juice...
[13:57] Gin
    Huh?
[13:58] Gin
    I also made Unit 01 grab something?
[14:01] Gin
    Er, don't tell me...
[14:03] Tsu
    H-Hey, what do you think you're
    doing in this public place?
[14:06] Gin
    Hey! Unit 04 is grabbing something!
[14:09] Gin
    What is he grabbing?!
[14:11] Gin
    He was grabbing someone's thing!
[14:13] Gin
    Wait, Unit 04!
[14:15] Gin
    That's the wrong side!
[14:16] Gin
    Don't pull that out!
[14:18] Gin
    I've figured it out!
[14:19] Gin
    Their movements are linked!
[14:21] Gin
    These clones are so hard to use!
[14:25] Tsuku
    Honestly, young people
    these days are hopeless.
[14:28] Gin
    Fortunately, the darkness
    is giving me cover,
[14:31] Gin
    but Tsukuyo is going to
    notice sooner or later!
[14:33] Sa
    Here you go, Darling. Ah!
[14:36] Sa
    Eat this. Ah!
[14:38] Gin
    I don't have time to deal with you!
[14:40] Gin
    The guy next to Unit 04 is...
[14:42] Gin
    Damn it!
[14:42] Gin
    How do I open my mouth?!
[14:44] Gin
    Which string is it?! This one?!
[14:46] Otae
    What brought that on?
[14:48] Otae
    Are you nervous?
[14:52] Otae
    It's so strange.
[14:53] Otae
    We didn't used to have any issues
    when we were alone together.
[14:56] Otae
    Now I get so nervous whenever I'm with you.
[15:00] Otae
    Gin-san, are you also...
[15:03] Otae
    Gin-san?
[15:04] Otae
    W-Wait a second!
[15:06] Otae
    W-We can't do that here!
[15:08] Otae
    G-Gin-san!
[15:10] Gin
    At the worst possible time!
[15:13] Gin
    I-It's okay!
[15:15] Gin
    It might look like a kiss!
[15:17] Gin
    A very wild kind of kiss!
[15:19] Gin
    The hell did you open your mouth for?!
[15:22] Sa
    Here you are.
[15:23] Sa
    Next, you should feed me.
[15:26] Sa
    Ah!
[15:27] Gin
    Shut the hell up!
[15:28] Gin
    Don't make any more trouble for me!
[15:30] Sa
    Hurry, Darling!
[15:32] Gin
    Damn, I have to feed her?
[15:33] Gin
    How?
[15:36] Gin
    What did you feed him?!
[15:38] Otae
    Don't get too friendly now!
[15:40] Gin
    That one's about to be eaten alive.
[15:43] Gin
    That girl is more like
    Unit 01 than my Unit 01!
[15:46] Gin
    Damn, that means Unit 03 and Unit
    01 will both be out of action.
[15:49] Gin
    If I lose any more dolls, I
    won't be able to cover my ass!
[15:51] Gin
    Go back, Unit 04!
[15:53] Gin
    Go back to your seat!
[15:54] Tsu
    Could you stop this?
[15:56] Tsu
    Can't you do that somewhere else?
[15:59] Tsu
    Well, Gintoki?
[16:01] Gin
    Damn, she's going to find out!
    Go back to your seat!
[16:04] Gin
    Whew, barely made it...
[16:06] Sa
    Ah! Someone help!
[16:09] C
    What?! What happened?!
[16:11] Sa
    My darling jumped into the vent!
[16:14] Gin
    What?!
[16:15] Gin
    Unit 02 also took a dive?!
[16:17] C
    Oh, no! He's leaking gas from his ass!
[16:20] Sa
    Hold on, Darling!
[16:22] Sa
    I'll give you mouth-to-crotch!
[16:23] Gin
    Unit 02 is down!
[16:25] Gin
    Only Unit 04 is left!
[16:27] A
    Now it's your turn to take
    that business somewhere else.
[16:31] A
    Like Yoshiwara?
[16:35] A
    Hey, what's that?
[16:37] B
    What constellation is that?
[16:39] Gin
    Th-They've been wiped out!
[16:41] Gin
    There was no chance that they
    could handle those women!
[16:44] Gin
    I'm going to end up like these dolls!
[16:47] Gin
    Run!
[16:48] Gin
    Run somewhere far away from
    this place and everyone here!
[16:51] Gin
    That's the only way I can survive!
[16:59] Otose
    Huh? Where are you going, Gintoki?
[17:15] Zenzo
    Hey, I've been looking for you.
[17:17] Gin
    That was a long dump.
[17:19] Zen
    Yeah, I ran out of Preparation H.
[17:24] Zen
    Is it all over?
[17:28] Zen
    I see. Well, you should be
    glad you're still alive.
[17:34] Zenzo
    Drink.
[17:35] Zenzo
    Drink and forget all the bad stuff.
[17:37] Gin
    I won't be able to forget this.
[17:42] Zenzo
    It must have been really bad.
[17:44] Gin
    They were going to tear my
    six-timing balls into six balls
[17:48] Gin
    and scatter them around the world
    so I would have to look for them.
[17:51] Gin
    So first, they strung me up here.
[17:53] Gin
    Then they went back for tools.
[17:56] Gin
    But they haven't come back.
[18:00] Zenzo
    Well, I'm guessing that they don't
    want to see your face again.
[18:04] Zenzo
    Still, I can't believe you
    survived for two weeks out here.
[18:08] Gin
    On the morning of the third day,
[18:09] ---
    there was an unidentified
    substance hidden near me.
[18:13] Gin
    On the fourth day, there was a hot pot.
[18:15] Gin
    On the fifth day, it was curry.
[18:17] Gin
    On the sixth and seventh days,
[18:19] ---
    there were familiar items lying around.
[18:21] Gin
    I could drink an ocean and
    not forget that taste.
[18:26] Gin
    I can't let myself forget.
[18:30] Gin
    I was so worried about myself,
[18:33] Gin
    that I never thought about them.
[18:37] Gin
    But they still show kindness
    to the man who tricked them.
[18:41] Gin
    What can I do for them?
[18:44] Zenzo
    There's nothing left.
[18:46] Zenzo
    You quit drinking, right?
[18:48] Gin
    If that's what it takes, I'll
    never drink another drop.
[18:52] Gin
    But that won't be enough...
[18:54] Zenzo
    It will.
[18:56] Zenzo
    Look at the bowl.
SIGN    You've been punked!!
[19:05] Zenzo
    You just promised to quit drinking, right?
[19:09] Zenzo
    You just promised to quit drinking, right?
[19:15] Shin
    Stop! You're killing me!
[19:17] Shin
    Turn off the TV! No more!
[19:18] Shin
    That face is priceless!
[19:19] Otose
    Man, I can't believe you tricked him
    into promising to quit drinking!
[19:23] Kyu
    But we may have gone too far.
[19:26] Kyu
    It's good that he quit drinking,
[19:29] Kyu
    but he actually thought
    that we slept together?
[19:32] Otose
    He wasn't entirely innocent.
[19:34] Otose
    Did you forget what
    happened during the party?
[19:36] Otose
    He kept pestering us to drink more,
[19:41] Otose
    and we had to pay for the repairs
    when he wrecked the bar.
[19:46] Tsu
    Yes, there is good drink and bad drink.
[19:50] Tsu
    He would be a bad drinker.
[19:52] Sa
    You're in no position to talk!
[19:54] Sa
    And you helped him wreck the bar!
[19:57] Sa
    Well, normally, I would
    refuse to trick Gin-san,
[20:01] Sa
    but since I got to live
    with him, I'm okay with it.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[20:04] Sa
    Since I helped, make me a copy
[20:06] ---
    of the part where Gin-san
    and I are living together.
[20:09] Tojo
    Then make me a copy of the part
[20:10] ---
    where the lady is wearing
    nothing but an apron.
[20:12] Kyu
    That never happened.
[20:14] Otose
    I can't do that.
[20:15] Otose
    We have to hold onto this
    tape and show it to him
[20:18] ---
    whenever he feels like drinking.
[20:20] Zen
    Hey, Gran.
[20:21] Zen
    I'm the one who taped the whole thing.
[20:23] Zen
    You should give me something for my trouble.
[20:24] Zen
    Right.
[20:25] Zen
    Let me see that look on his face again.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
    Snack Otose
[20:28] Shin
    What? Haven't you had enough?
[20:30] Shin
    How many times have we watched this?
[20:31] Shin
    I'm getting tired of...
[20:41] A
    Yo, Gin-san.
[20:42] A
    Want a drink?
[20:46] B
    Odd Jobs, we have a new cutie.
[20:49] B
    Stop by for a drink.
[20:52] B
    What's wrong, big guy?
[20:54] B
    Did you quit drinking?
[20:56] B
    There must be a storm coming!
[21:00] Madao
    Hey, there.
[21:02] Madao
    How about a drink to help you
    forget all the bad stuff?
[21:05] Gin
    I have nothing I want to forget.
[21:08] Gin
    I won't forget your faces
    until I've gotten my revenge.
[21:15] Gin
    Why are you the only one here?
[21:19] Madao
    Because I want to forget.
[21:22] Gin
    You're the ones who bent me over
    and forced me to quit drinking.
[21:27] Madao
    Gin-san.
[21:28] Madao
    I never did that.
[21:32] Madao
    You're the one
[21:35] Madao
    who bent me over.
[21:53] Gin
    Pops!
[21:54] Gin
    Give me the strongest liquor you got!
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    We Are All Male Escorts, In Capital Letters
[23:30] Gin
    Next time:
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:32] Both
    Yay!
SIGN    We Are All Male Escorts, In Capital Letters
[23:33] Gin
    In capital letters, okay?
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:35] Both
    Yes!
SIGN    We Are All Male Escorts, In Capital Letters
[23:36] Gin
    Attention, all humans!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:38] Both
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:39] Gin
    Male escorts!
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:40] All
    Just do it!
SIGN    We Are All Male Escorts, In Capital Letters
SIGN    In order to save Kyoshiro, the Odd Jobs  members become male escorts again!!
SIGN    So the Gintama anime will be back  again next year. Just do it!! (Echo)