# E228 - "Love is neither plus nor minus"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G62PWEJ96/love-is-neither-plus-nor-minus)
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***SIGN*** The new Gintama anime has been running for half a year. It's already been half a year? We've finally made it through half a year?
***SIGN*** The world may change around us, but we're still rolling along here.
***SIGN*** Kodokan Dojo
**[01:48] Shin**
S-Sis...
**[01:49] Shin**
I-I...
**[01:51] Shin**
I got myself a g-girlfriend!
**[01:57] Otae**
What? A girlfriend?
**[02:00] Shin**
I'm in a relationship with a girl.
**[02:04] Otae**
R-Really?
**[02:05] Otae**
I-I see...
**[02:07] Otae**
In that case, congratulations, Shin-chan.
**[02:10] Shin**
You approve of our relationship?!
**[02:13] Shin**
I was up all night,
worrying about telling you.
**[02:16] Shin**
A-Actually, I brought her here
so I could introduce you.
**[02:19] Otae**
Huh?
**[02:20] Shin**
Will you meet her?
I'll tell her to come in!
**[02:23] Otae**
Wait! She's here?
**[02:27] Otae**
Isn't it a little early for this?
**[02:30] Shin**
Don't worry. She's not that
fussy about that stuff.
**[02:34] Shin**
Come in, Momo-san.
**[02:37] Shin**
Sis!
**[02:39] Shin**
This is my girlfriend, Momo-san!
**[02:42] Momo**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Love Is Neither Plus Nor Minus
**[02:50] Kusano**
Right now, Edo is obsessed
with the new game Love Choris.
**[02:53] Kusano**
In this dating sim,
**[02:55] Kusano**
the game is linked to the real world
as events progress in real time.
**[02:59] Kusano**
When you start the game in the
morning, she says good morning.
**[03:01] Momo**
Good morning.
**[03:02] Kusano**
At night, she says good evening,
and this is only the beginning.
**[03:04] Momo**
Good evening.
**[03:06] Kusano**
This game is made so well that
Edo is filled with boyfriends
**[03:10] Kusano**
who can't bear to
**[03:11] ---**
*spend a minute away from their little lovers.*
**[03:11] Shin**
Huh, that's not good.
**[03:15] Shin**
If you waste all your time because
**[03:17] ---**
you can't distinguish
between game and reality,
**[03:19] Shin**
you'll never get a real girlfriend.
**[03:22] Shin**
Isn't that right, Momo-san?
**[03:25] Shin**
I wish we could share some
of our happiness with them.
**[03:28] Shin**
Here you are.
**[03:30] Gin**
It seems that I'm not wanted
here, so I'll be making my exit.
**[03:35] Otae**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[03:38] Gin**
And I ask you where your brother has gone?
**[03:41] Gin**
He's trapped in some dimension
between game and reality.
**[03:44] Otae**
He showed up with that thing and said that
**[03:46] Otae**
he wanted to introduce me to his girlfriend,
**[03:48] Otae**
and he's been like this ever since.
**[03:49] Kagura**
It's okay.
**[03:51] Kagura**
When Sadaharu is in heat, he
keeps humping stuffed animals.
**[03:54] Kagura**
After a while, he'll stop.
**[03:56] Otae**
That won't work! Shin-chan
is in heat all year round!
**[04:00] Gin**
You girls don't think much
of Shinpachi-kun, do you?
**[04:03] Otae**
Are dating sims supposed
to turn men into that?
**[04:08] Gin**
I wouldn't know.
**[04:09] Kondo**
You see, Otae-san,
**[04:12] Kondo**
dating sims are games where the
**[04:14] ---**
goal is to score with the many beautiful girls who show up.
**[04:17] Gin**
Why is this guy showing himself
like nothing is wrong?
**[04:20] Gin**
Why is he acting like he's
been up there the whole time?
**[04:22] Kondo**
In other words, this is
the only way to enjoy love
**[04:24] Kondo**
for men who have no luck with women.
**[04:27] Kagura**
You would know, wouldn't you?
**[04:30] Kondo**
In other words, the worse
a guy does with girls,
**[04:33] Kondo**
the more likely he is to
get hooked on dating sims.
**[04:36] Kondo**
So a super S-class cherry boy like
Shinpachi-kun will stand no chance.
**[04:38] Kagura**
A super S-class stalker shouldn't be talking.
**[04:41] Kondo**
This game was able to completely
hook a veteran date simmer like me.
**[04:45] Kondo**
It is difficult to describe the
destructive powers of this game.
**[04:48] Kondo**
That's what my girlfriend Sayaka-chan said.
**[04:51] Sayaka**
I'm Sayaka.
**[04:52] Gin**
Those destructive powers did a number on you.
**[04:54] Otae**
Th-This can't be!
**[04:55] Otae**
Does that mean Shin-chan might
never return from the dark side?!
**[05:01] Kondo**
Sayaka-chan!
**[05:04] Gin**
Did you try to make contact?
**[05:06] Otae**
Yes, I was looking for a chance
to take the game away from him...
**[05:10] Shin**
What are you doing?
**[05:12] Shin**
Please don't touch Momo-san!
**[05:14] Kondo**
He's so mentally unstable that he
thinks the game is his girlfriend.
**[05:19] Kondo**
If you want to reach out to him,
**[05:21] ---**
you must join him in his little world!
**[05:24] Gin**
How do we do that?
**[05:26] Kondo**
That should be obvious.
**[05:27] Game**
Welcome to the world of Love Choris.
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Birthday
***SIGN*** Blood Type
**[05:29] Game**
Please begin by inputting your name
**[05:31] ---**
as the name of the main character.
***SIGN*** Gintoki Sakata.
**[05:34] Gin**
Hey! Why do I have to play this crap?!
**[05:38] Kondo**
To bring Shinpachi-kun
back to the real world.
**[05:41] Gin**
Don't give me that crap!
**[05:42] Gin**
That'll take too long!
**[05:43] Gin**
How am I supposed to get
hooked on a kiddie game?!
**[05:45] Kondo**
It doesn't matter if you
get hooked on the game.
**[05:48] Kondo**
You just need to be in
the same world as he is.
**[05:50] Gin**
Why don't you go talk to Shinpachi?
**[05:52] Kondo**
You think Shinpachi-kun
is going to listen to me?
**[05:56] Kondo**
First, you need to choose
one of the three heroines.
**[05:59] Kondo**
Love Choris is a game where
you win over one of the
**[06:02] Kondo**
heroines and engage in a
**[06:04] ---**
real-time relationship that
is amazingly realistic.
**[06:08] Kondo**
The first heroine is Sayaka Otakai-chan.
**[06:10] Kondo**
She is the captain of the railway
club that you're also in.
**[06:13] Kondo**
An excellent student and athlete
**[06:14] ---**
who's also Isao Kondo-kun's girlfriend.
**[06:16] Gin**
Why are you part of her description?
**[06:17] Sayaka**
I sure like you.
**[06:19] Gin**
You just happened to choose
her as your heroine.
**[06:21] Kondo**
The second heroine is Momo Anigasaki-san.
**[06:23] Kondo**
She's one year older than the main character
**[06:25] ---**
and the helpful older sister type.
**[06:27] Kondo**
Shinpachi-kun chose her as his heroine.
**[06:29] Gin**
Why did he choose an older sister character?
**[06:31] Gin**
That's pretty disgusting.
**[06:32] Kondo**
You don't want to choose
**[06:33] ---**
the same heroine or people will get jealous.
**[06:36] Kondo**
Which means you're left
with the third character.
**[06:40] Kondo**
Pinko Shiramizu.
**[06:42] Gin**
Wait a sec!
**[06:43] Gin**
This character is noticeably
different from the others!
**[06:46] Kondo**
Pinko-chan is the owner
of a Chinese restaurant
**[06:48] ---**
that the main character frequents.
**[06:50] Kondo**
She's a widow who lost her
husband, Takuzo, a while back.
**[06:52] Gin**
This is obviously Pinko!
**[06:54] Gin**
It's like she's from a
totally different world!
**[06:56] Gin**
Give me Sayaka-chan or Momo-san!
**[06:59] Kondo**
Hmm, but they will be very difficult.
**[07:02] Gin**
Doesn't matter.
**[07:03] Gin**
It feels better when you finally land them!
**[07:06] Kondo**
No, that's not what I mean.
**[07:09] Kondo**
To choose a heroine,
**[07:10] ---**
you have to shoot down the one you want.
**[07:12] Gin**
Why is it a shooting game?!
**[07:13] Kondo**
And it takes a long time before
Sayaka-chan or Momo-chan show up.
**[07:16] Gin**
The hell, it's like I'm
Making It Through Pinko!
**[07:21] Kondo**
Oh, now you've done it.
**[07:23] Kondo**
You're stuck on Pinko-chan's route now.
**[07:26] Gin**
There is no other route, is there?
**[07:28] Gin**
How did you guys get normal heroines?!
**[07:30] Gin**
Forget it! Let's just get this over with!
**[07:32] Gin**
I'll just win over Pinko!
**[07:33] Kondo**
But first...
**[07:36] Kondo**
You have to decide what you
want Pinko-chan to call you.
**[07:38] Gin**
I don't give a damn!
**[07:39] Kondo**
It's more fun if you have her call you by that.
**[07:42] Gin**
If she wasn't Pinko, maybe!
**[07:44] Gin**
Forget it! Gintoki will do!
**[07:45] Gin**
This is good enough!
**[07:48] Pinko**
Takuzo.
**[07:49] Gin**
She's completely ignoring me?!
**[07:51] Gin**
She didn't even say my name!
**[07:53] Gin**
She's still stuck on Takuzo!
**[07:55] Kondo**
But you can choose between the pronunciations
**[07:58] ---**
Takuzo, Takuzo‘!, and Takuzo“!
**[07:59] Gin**
They're all the same!
**[08:01] Kondo**
The ones on the right are Takuzo.
**[08:03] ---**
The ones on the left are Takuzo“!.
**[08:05] Gin**
Another choice that
involves a shooting game?!
**[08:07] Gin**
They're all Takuzo!
**[08:09] Gin**
Can I just start this game already?!
**[08:11] Gin**
Okay! I can finally begin!
**[08:13] Kondo**
Right, your next choice is about the
**[08:15] ---**
catchphrase for Pinko-chan's
child, Enari-kun.
**[08:17] Kondo**
How do you want him to pronounce,
"That's not helping, okay?"
**[08:20] Gin**
Enough is enough already!
**[08:22] Kondo**
You're going to become his new father.
**[08:25] Kondo**
It's important to build a strong
relationship with her son.
***SIGN*** Sengoku BABASAN
***SIGN*** That's not helping, okay?
**[08:27] Kondo**
The right castle is "That's
not helping, okay?"
***SIGN*** That's not helping, otay?
**[08:29] Kondo**
The left castle is "That's
not helping, otay?"
***SIGN*** Proceed
***SIGN*** Secure Weapons
Secure Provisions
**[08:31] Gin**
There's no way I have to
play a simulation game.
**[08:33] Gin**
I'm not wasting my time on this shit!
**[08:36] Kondo**
Man, you don't know how to treat a lady.
**[08:41] Kondo**
If you turn off the power without saving,
**[08:43] ---**
your relationship will suffer.
**[08:45] Gin**
Huh?
**[08:46] Kondo**
For example, my game shut down abruptly when
**[08:49] ---**
Otae-san laid the smack down.
**[08:51] Kondo**
When I restart the game...
**[08:53] Sayaka**
Geez...
**[08:54] Sayaka**
You just turned off the game again.
**[08:56] Sayaka**
What was that for?
**[08:56] Gin**
Huh? What is this? What is this?
**[08:58] Sayaka**
I told you to be gentle.
**[09:02] Gin**
What's with her? She's throwing a fit.
**[09:05] Kondo**
Sorry! Forgive me!
**[09:08] Sayaka**
You want me to forgive you?
**[09:09] Sayaka**
Then you have to kiss me ten times.
***SIGN*** I'm not jealous or anything.
**[09:13] Kondo**
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
**[09:20] Sayaka**
I love you, Isao-kun!
**[09:22] Kondo**
And I love you, Sayaka-chan!
**[09:26] Kondo**
Do you understand the capabilities
of Love Choris now?
**[09:29] Kondo**
They're breathing on the
other side of the screen.
**[09:32] Gin**
B-But they're 2D.
**[09:35] Gin**
You should look at yourself in the
mirror. I guarantee you'll cry.
**[09:38] Kondo**
Don't be so stubborn.
**[09:39] Kondo**
Apologize and patch up your relationship.
**[09:42] Gin**
I-It's not worth it.
**[09:43] Gin**
I mean, my girlfriend is Pinko.
**[09:45] Kondo**
The girls change according
to the player's preference.
**[09:49] Kondo**
That's the best thing about Love Choris.
**[09:52] Kondo**
She might be Pinko now,
**[09:53] Kondo**
but eventually, she may turn
into the girl of your dreams.
**[09:56] Gin**
No, no, no. We're talking 2D here.
**[09:59] Gin**
Well, I guess...
**[10:00] Gin**
If you really insist, I
might give it another shot.
**[10:05] Gin**
So, what do I do after I turn it on?
**[10:08] Kondo**
Didn't you see what happened in my case?
**[10:10] Kondo**
My girlfriend gave me the cold shoulder
**[10:11] Kondo**
because I suddenly turned off the game.
**[10:14] Kondo**
You need to do some sucking up.
**[10:17] Pinko**
That was just despicable how
you turned off the game.
**[10:20] Gin**
You're right.
**[10:21] ---**
She's so mad that she won't even look at me.
**[10:22] Gin**
That's amazing.
**[10:23] Pinko**
It's all your fault... All your fault...
***SIGN*** Her Enari is cold and stiff now.
**[10:29] Gin**
Hey!
**[10:30] Gin**
Cold shoulder?! More like cold Enari!
**[10:33] Gin**
I can't fix this now!
**[10:37] Kondo**
It looks like you were too violent
when you turned off the game.
**[10:40] Kondo**
Just apologize.
**[10:41] Gin**
Uh, an apology isn't going to help!
**[10:44] Enari**
You want me to forgive you?
**[10:46] Gin**
I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
**[10:49] Gin**
I didn't mean any harm!
**[10:51] Pinko**
Then recite the Heart
Sutra one hundred times!
**[10:56] Gin**
No!
**[10:58] Gin**
Why is my Love Choris so different?!
**[11:00] Gin**
This isn't a dating sim!
This is Resident Evil!
**[11:04] Gin**
Her son died.
**[11:06] Gin**
You should wait until she's
gotten over the loss.
**[11:09] Gin**
Uh, doesn't this game move in real time?!
**[11:11] Gin**
I can't wait two years!
**[11:13] Kondo**
Well, in any case,
**[11:15] Kondo**
keep working on winning
the heart of Pinko-chan.
**[11:18] Kondo**
Do your best to turn her
into your ideal girlfriend.
**[11:21] Gin**
Isn't this enough already?
**[11:22] Gin**
I should be able to communicate
with Shinpachi now.
**[11:28] Kondo**
You really think that this
will be enough to save
**[11:30] Kondo**
Shinpachi-kun from the world of Love Choris?
***SIGN*** Love Choris The My Wife World Tournament
**[11:35] Kondo**
You should enter this tournament!
**[11:37] Gin**
Th-This is...
**[11:39] Gin**
The My Wife World Tournament?
**[11:42] Kondo**
Love Choris players from all over the country
**[11:45] Kondo**
will gather to determine
whose girlfriend is the best!
**[11:48] Kondo**
You must defeat Shinpachi-kun
in this tournament.
**[11:50] Kondo**
That is the only way to bring him
**[11:52] Kondo**
out of his dream and back to the real world.
**[11:55] Kondo**
You must shatter his fantasy...
**[11:59] Kondo**
...by using your own fantasy!
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[12:05] Pinko**
Wake up!
**[12:06] Pinko**
It's morning!
**[12:08] Pinko**
How long are you going to sleep?
**[12:11] Gin**
Why are you so loud every morning?
**[12:14] Gin**
I get to decide when I'm going to wake up.
**[12:17] Pinko**
It must be nice to wake up
and go to sleep every day.
**[12:23] Pinko**
But my son...
**[12:25] Pinko**
...will never wake up again!
**[12:28] Gin**
No more! I've had enough!
**[12:33] Kondo**
Listen to me.
**[12:34] Kondo**
You must keep Love Choris
by your side at all times,
**[12:36] Kondo**
including when you're eating and sleeping.
**[12:38] Kondo**
This will help strengthen your bond.
**[12:40] Gin**
I did what he said.
**[12:41] Gin**
It's already the day of the tournament,
**[12:43] Gin**
but there hasn't been any improvement.
**[12:45] Gin**
Enari is decomposing in real time!
**[12:48] Gin**
And this woman is cursing me 24/7.
**[12:48] Pinko**
I wish you would suffer
the same fate as my son.
**[12:51] Gin**
How is this a dating sim?!
**[12:54] Gin**
No more!
**[12:56] Gin**
Kagura's starting to look at me with disgust.
**[12:58] Gin**
Screw Shinpachi and this tournament!
**[13:01] Pinko**
I feel the same way.
**[13:04] Pinko**
Why would I fall in love with the man
**[13:06] Pinko**
who killed my son?
**[13:09] Pinko**
Honestly, this isn't funny.
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[13:21] Kagura**
Gin-chan, Shinpachi wanted
to take the day off.
**[13:24] Gin**
Oh, really.
**[13:25] Kagura**
What's going on, anyway?
**[13:27] Kagura**
Aren't you also playing that dating sim, Gin-chan?
**[13:30] Gin**
Uh huh.
**[13:31] Kagura**
Is it really that good?
**[13:33] Gin**
Well, I'm a grown-up now,
**[13:36] Gin**
so I can't really say.
**[13:37] Kagura**
Yeah, it's like not like they're jumping
out of the screen or anything.
**[13:41] Kagura**
I don't get it.
**[13:43] Gin**
Yeah...
**[13:44] Gin**
I don't get it either.
**[13:47] Kagura**
This is why men are called herbivores and
**[13:50] Kagura**
considered weaker than women now.
**[13:53] Gin**
I know. Me and my sweet
tooth don't get it either.
**[13:59] Kagura**
Sadaharu, pipe down.
**[14:02] Kagura**
This is how he acts when
there are strangers here.
**[14:06] Kagura**
Stop that, Sadaharu!
**[14:08] Kagura**
Gin-chan, Sadaharu won't stop barking.
**[14:11] Kagura**
Ah, Gin-chan!
**[14:17] Gin**
What the hell...
**[14:18] Gin**
What the hell is going on?!
**[14:20] Gin**
Everywhere I go! Everywhere I go!
**[14:22] Gin**
Pinko and Enari are there!
**[14:26] Gin**
It's like I'm really Making
It Through with Pinko!
**[14:30] Gin**
Damn, what's wrong with me?
**[14:33] Kondo**
Hey, Odd Jobs!
**[14:35] Gin**
Gorilla!
**[14:36] Kondo**
What are you doing here?
**[14:37] Kondo**
The tournament is today.
**[14:38] Kondo**
Want a ride?
**[14:40] Gin**
S-Sorry, I appreciate this.
**[14:43] Kondo**
What's wrong? Why are you so flustered?
**[14:45] Gin**
Well, there's something
crazy chasing me around.
**[14:48] Kondo**
Something crazy?
**[14:49] Sayaka**
Oh, no! I'm so scared, Isao-kun!
**[14:51] Kondo**
Everything's okay, Sayaka-chan.
**[14:53] Gin**
Hey! What is this?!
**[14:55] Gin**
Hey!
**[14:56] Gin**
Why is your girlfriend out
in the real world, too?!
**[14:59] Kondo**
It appears that you can finally see them.
**[15:02] Gin**
I can finally see them?!
**[15:03] Gin**
Don't tell me that...
**[15:04] Kondo**
Of course, I can see Sayaka-chan.
**[15:07] Kondo**
And I can also see your
girlfriend, Pinko-chan.
**[15:11] Kondo**
I knew you could make it to this stage.
**[15:15] Kondo**
Other people may think that
we're just playing a game,
**[15:17] Sayaka**
I love you, Isao-kun!
**[15:19] Kondo**
but this world where we can
**[15:21] ---**
see the manifestations of our girlfriends...
**[15:23] Kondo**
A world only accessible to those
who have mastered Love Choris...
**[15:26] Kondo**
The dimension between game and reality...
**[15:29] Kondo**
Love Choris Hole!
**[15:31] Gin**
We're just insane!
**[15:32] Gin**
Love Choris Hole?!
**[15:34] Gin**
All this means is that
we've spent so much time
**[15:36] Gin**
playing games that we're hallucinating!
**[15:38] Kondo**
You're finally on the same
level as Shinpachi-kun.
**[15:42] Gin**
That's a bad thing!
**[15:43] Gin**
This ain't funny!
**[15:44] Gin**
This is no longer about saving Shinpachi!
**[15:47] Gin**
Hey, let me out at the hospital!
**[15:48] Kondo**
It's true that from the
perspective of the real world,
**[15:51] Kondo**
we have lost our minds.
**[15:53] Kondo**
But where are we heading?
**[15:56] Kondo**
Yes, to an otherworldly
battlefield of warriors who are
**[15:59] ---**
trapped in their fantasies.
***SIGN*** Love Choris
The My Wife World Tournament
**[16:01] Kondo**
There, fantasy becomes reality!
**[16:05] Gin**
This is one creepy tournament!
**[16:08] Gin**
They're all in the Love Choris
Hole like nothing's wrong!
**[16:10] Gin**
They've all been hit by a Dazzle spell!
**[16:12] Kondo**
A person who hasn't reached the Love Choris Hole
**[16:15] Kondo**
is like a Soul Reaper in the Soul
Society who can't Bankai.
**[16:18] Gin**
It's supposed to be cool?!
**[16:20] Gin**
In the real world, these people
would be considered total failures!
**[16:22] Kondo**
These people have reached a high level.
**[16:25] Kondo**
They have completed their ideal girlfriends.
**[16:29] Kondo**
But your girlfriend is also standing out.
**[16:33] Gin**
And not in a good way!
**[16:35] Gin**
There's no way I can win!
**[16:37] Enari**
That's not helping, okay?
**[16:42] Gin**
Of course not.
**[16:42] Gin**
Because you're dead.
**[16:43] Gin**
Could you please shut up?
**[16:45] Gin**
You're scaring me.
**[16:45] Kondo**
However, she's gradually approaching
your ideal girlfriend.
**[16:50] Pinko**
Watch your back.
**[16:52] Pinko**
I'm gonna avenge Enari.
**[16:55] Gin**
You sure about that?
**[16:56] Kondo**
I see. This would be that
new yandere fad, right?
**[17:00] Gin**
Hell no!
**[17:01] Gin**
All I see is a psycho old lady
and a decomposing Enari-kun!
**[17:04] Gin**
Hey, I'll trade the decomposing
Enari for your Sayaka-chan.
**[17:08] Sayaka**
No, I like, want Isao-kun.
**[17:10] Kondo**
I know, right?
**[17:12] Gin**
Why is this bitch so cute?
**[17:14] Gin**
Your boyfriend was a
yandere in the real world!
**[17:16] Gin**
Couldn't keep a lid on his load!
**[17:19] Kondo**
Hey! Don't say that stuff to Sayaka-chan!
**[17:22] A**
Hey, now. They're starting a fight.
**[17:26] Kyubei**
Stop this.
**[17:27] Kyubei**
This is not a place for being
jealous of someone else's love.
**[17:30] Kyubei**
It's a place to be proud of your own love.
**[17:33] Gin**
You're...
**[17:34] Kondo**
Is it...
**[17:35] Gin**
Kyubei...
**[17:36] Both**
Who the hell are you?!
**[17:37] Gin**
It's Pinko!
**[17:38] Gin**
A Pinko who's based off Kyubei!
**[17:40] Tojo**
Lady!
**[17:41] Kyubei**
Ayu-tan!
**[17:44] Kyubei**
Where did you go?
**[17:46] Tojo**
You're the one who let go of
my hand, and then I got lost!
**[17:55] Tojo**
Wh-Wh-Wha-
**[17:56] Tojo**
What are you people doing here?!
**[17:59] Gin**
Yeah, that's what I was about to ask.
**[18:01] Gin**
And so...
**[18:03] Gin**
Is that supposed to be Kyubei-kun?
**[18:04] Tojo**
No way! Absolutely not!
**[18:07] Gin**
Uh, it's Kyubei.
**[18:08] Gin**
You obviously failed,
**[18:09] Gin**
but you clearly based this
sad monster off of Kyubei.
**[18:13] Tojo**
You're wrong, I say!
**[18:14] Tojo**
I do not have any improper
feelings for the Lady!
**[18:16] Kyubei**
Yeah!
**[18:17] Kyubei**
I'm not Ayu-tan's girlfriend.
**[18:19] Kyubei**
I'm Ayu-tan's mama.
**[18:21] Gin**
Oh, really...
**[18:22] Tojo**
Hey! Stop talking!
**[18:24] Gin**
Usually, you're the one looking after Kyubei,
**[18:26] Gin**
but you actually wanted her to baby you.
**[18:28] Tojo**
You're wrong!
**[18:31] Tojo**
I was playing the game, and
this just kind of happened.
**[18:31] Kyubei**
Okay, time to change your diapers.
**[18:34] Gin**
What kind of playing are
we taking about here?
**[18:36] Gin**
This tournament is messed up.
**[18:38] Gin**
People's fetishes are on display.
**[18:40] Gin**
And what do other people think about me?
**[18:44] Gin**
Hey, let's trade girlfriends.
**[18:47] Sayaka**
No, I, like, want Isao-kun.
**[18:50] Kondo**
I know, right?
**[18:51] Gin**
Cut that out, stupid girl!
**[18:52] Gin**
That little act isn't cute!
**[18:54] Gin**
Do it again.
**[18:55] Gin**
Say, I, like, want Gintoki-kun.
**[18:58] Pinko**
I promise to, like, avenge Enari.
**[19:01] Gin**
I wasn't talking to you!
**[19:02] Enari**
That's not, like, helping, okay?
**[19:05] Gin**
I wasn't talking to you either!
**[19:06] Gin**
If you don't stop, I'm gonna beat you down!
**[19:08] Kondo**
Hey, Odd Jobs!
**[19:10] Kondo**
Was there a heroine like that in this game?
**[19:12] Gin**
Huh? Isn't that Sa-chan?
**[19:15] Kondo**
Looks like her.
**[19:17] Kondo**
Did someone want her as a girlfriend?
**[19:19] Gin**
No, nobody would like that sick girl.
**[19:22] Kondo**
But look, there's her boyfriend.
**[19:24] Sa**
Where did you go, Pin-san?
**[19:26] Sa**
Geez, you're not supposed to leave my side.
**[19:31] Gin**
Who the hell is this Pin-san?!
**[19:33] Gin**
Why did you turn Pinko into this?!
**[19:35] Gin**
Isn't this a tournament for
showing off girlfriends!
**[19:37] Sa**
Hmm? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
**[19:41] Sa**
I'm the ideal girlfriend from Pin-san's game.
**[19:45] Sa**
I don't know anything else.
**[19:47] Gin**
What's this game called?
**[19:48] Gin**
How to make annoying girls?
**[19:50] Gin**
AKA Annoying Girl?
**[19:51] Sa**
Could you stop that?
**[19:53] Sa**
My boyfriend is Pin-san.
**[19:55] Sa**
It's too late for you to be jealous.
**[19:58] Sa**
It's your turn to suffer the way I did
**[20:00] Sa**
when the one I loved had
been stolen by Pinko!
**[20:05] Gin**
Why is she here?
**[20:06] Gin**
She's creating fantasy on top of fantasy.
**[20:09] Sa**
Let's see if your Pinko or my Pinko wins.
**[20:13] Sa**
Sit tighty-whitey!
**[20:15] Gin**
Wait, that's not what
this tournament is about!
**[20:17] Gin**
What's wrong here?
**[20:18] Gin**
Only freaks are using Pinko!
**[20:20] Gin**
Let's trade girlfriends.
**[20:22] Sayaka**
No!
**[20:22] Sayaka**
I, like, want Isao-kun.
**[20:24] Kondo**
I know, right?
**[20:25] Kondo**
Just suck it up and win with your Pinko-chan.
**[20:29] Kondo**
Sayaka-chan will always be mine.
**[20:31] Kondo**
Even after death.
**[20:33] Okita**
Oh, there you are.
**[20:34] Okita**
Finally found you.
**[20:36] Kondo**
Sogo, why are you here?
**[20:38] Okita**
Huh? Kondo-san and the chief.
**[20:41] Kondo**
Are you also participating
in this tournament?
**[20:43] Okita**
Huh? So are you?
**[20:45] Kondo**
Of course.
**[20:46] Kondo**
Don't you see my Sayaka-chan here?
**[20:49] Sayaka**
Welcome back, master.
**[20:52] Okita**
How did it feel to serve
a man you can't stand?
**[20:56] Sayaka**
It was very painful.
**[20:58] Sayaka**
But when I realized that I was
being my master's loyal slave,
**[21:02] Sayaka**
I began to feel happy deep down.
**[21:05] Okita**
Heh, bitch.
**[21:08] Sayaka**
Please don't send me away again, master.
**[21:12] Okita**
Well, we'll see.
**[21:15] Kondo**
Sakata-kun.
**[21:16] Gin**
I'm not gonna trade girlfriends with you.
**[21:19] Kondo**
Please!
**[21:20] Kondo**
Can you at least give me Enari-kun?!
**[21:22] Enari**
No.
**[21:23] Kondo**
What happened to your catchphrase?!
**[21:25] B**
Wh-Who is that?!
**[21:28] B**
Why is it so bright?!
**[21:33] A**
I-It's a goddess!
**[21:36] B**
Who is her boyfriend?!
**[21:38] B**
How was he able to raise that girlfriend?!
**[21:42] Gin**
Sh-Shinpachi?!
**[21:44] N**
The day has come!
**[21:47] N**
We will choose the best of the best from the
**[21:51] N**
ideal girlfriends everyone has
painstakingly raised!
**[21:53] N**
The Love Choris My Wife
World Tournament begins now!
**[22:00] Gin**
Can my puny fantasy defeat his massive one?!
***SIGN*** To be continued.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Making It Through Love
**[23:41] Gin**
Next time:
**[23:42] Gin**
Making It Through Love.
***SIGN*** The My Wife World Tournament finally begins. Who feels the greatest love for his girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Gintoki is faced by difficult opponents in a battle of fantasies. Will he be able to wake up Shinpachi?!
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