E228 - "Love is neither plus nor minus"
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SIGN The new Gintama anime has been running for half a year. It's already been half a year? We've finally made it through half a year?
SIGN The world may change around us, but we're still rolling along here.
SIGN Kodokan Dojo
[01:48] Shin
S-Sis...
[01:49] Shin
I-I...
[01:51] Shin
I got myself a g-girlfriend!
[01:57] Otae
What? A girlfriend?
[02:00] Shin
I'm in a relationship with a girl.
[02:04] Otae
R-Really?
[02:05] Otae
I-I see...
[02:07] Otae
In that case, congratulations, Shin-chan.
[02:10] Shin
You approve of our relationship?!
[02:13] Shin
I was up all night,
worrying about telling you.
[02:16] Shin
A-Actually, I brought her here
so I could introduce you.
[02:19] Otae
Huh?
[02:20] Shin
Will you meet her?
I'll tell her to come in!
[02:23] Otae
Wait! She's here?
[02:27] Otae
Isn't it a little early for this?
[02:30] Shin
Don't worry. She's not that
fussy about that stuff.
[02:34] Shin
Come in, Momo-san.
[02:37] Shin
Sis!
[02:39] Shin
This is my girlfriend, Momo-san!
[02:42] Momo
Hello.
SIGN Love Is Neither Plus Nor Minus
[02:50] Kusano
Right now, Edo is obsessed
with the new game Love Choris.
[02:53] Kusano
In this dating sim,
[02:55] Kusano
the game is linked to the real world
as events progress in real time.
[02:59] Kusano
When you start the game in the
morning, she says good morning.
[03:01] Momo
Good morning.
[03:02] Kusano
At night, she says good evening,
and this is only the beginning.
[03:04] Momo
Good evening.
[03:06] Kusano
This game is made so well that
Edo is filled with boyfriends
[03:10] Kusano
who can't bear to
[03:11] ---
spend a minute away from their little lovers.
[03:11] Shin
Huh, that's not good.
[03:15] Shin
If you waste all your time because
[03:17] ---
you can't distinguish
between game and reality,
[03:19] Shin
you'll never get a real girlfriend.
[03:22] Shin
Isn't that right, Momo-san?
[03:25] Shin
I wish we could share some
of our happiness with them.
[03:28] Shin
Here you are.
[03:30] Gin
It seems that I'm not wanted
here, so I'll be making my exit.
[03:35] Otae
Hey, where are you going?!
[03:38] Gin
And I ask you where your brother has gone?
[03:41] Gin
He's trapped in some dimension
between game and reality.
[03:44] Otae
He showed up with that thing and said that
[03:46] Otae
he wanted to introduce me to his girlfriend,
[03:48] Otae
and he's been like this ever since.
[03:49] Kagura
It's okay.
[03:51] Kagura
When Sadaharu is in heat, he
keeps humping stuffed animals.
[03:54] Kagura
After a while, he'll stop.
[03:56] Otae
That won't work! Shin-chan
is in heat all year round!
[04:00] Gin
You girls don't think much
of Shinpachi-kun, do you?
[04:03] Otae
Are dating sims supposed
to turn men into that?
[04:08] Gin
I wouldn't know.
[04:09] Kondo
You see, Otae-san,
[04:12] Kondo
dating sims are games where the
[04:14] ---
goal is to score with the many beautiful girls who show up.
[04:17] Gin
Why is this guy showing himself
like nothing is wrong?
[04:20] Gin
Why is he acting like he's
been up there the whole time?
[04:22] Kondo
In other words, this is
the only way to enjoy love
[04:24] Kondo
for men who have no luck with women.
[04:27] Kagura
You would know, wouldn't you?
[04:30] Kondo
In other words, the worse
a guy does with girls,
[04:33] Kondo
the more likely he is to
get hooked on dating sims.
[04:36] Kondo
So a super S-class cherry boy like
Shinpachi-kun will stand no chance.
[04:38] Kagura
A super S-class stalker shouldn't be talking.
[04:41] Kondo
This game was able to completely
hook a veteran date simmer like me.
[04:45] Kondo
It is difficult to describe the
destructive powers of this game.
[04:48] Kondo
That's what my girlfriend Sayaka-chan said.
[04:51] Sayaka
I'm Sayaka.
[04:52] Gin
Those destructive powers did a number on you.
[04:54] Otae
Th-This can't be!
[04:55] Otae
Does that mean Shin-chan might
never return from the dark side?!
[05:01] Kondo
Sayaka-chan!
[05:04] Gin
Did you try to make contact?
[05:06] Otae
Yes, I was looking for a chance
to take the game away from him...
[05:10] Shin
What are you doing?
[05:12] Shin
Please don't touch Momo-san!
[05:14] Kondo
He's so mentally unstable that he
thinks the game is his girlfriend.
[05:19] Kondo
If you want to reach out to him,
[05:21] ---
you must join him in his little world!
[05:24] Gin
How do we do that?
[05:26] Kondo
That should be obvious.
[05:27] Game
Welcome to the world of Love Choris.
SIGN Name
SIGN Birthday
SIGN Blood Type
[05:29] Game
Please begin by inputting your name
[05:31] ---
as the name of the main character.
SIGN Gintoki Sakata.
[05:34] Gin
Hey! Why do I have to play this crap?!
[05:38] Kondo
To bring Shinpachi-kun
back to the real world.
[05:41] Gin
Don't give me that crap!
[05:42] Gin
That'll take too long!
[05:43] Gin
How am I supposed to get
hooked on a kiddie game?!
[05:45] Kondo
It doesn't matter if you
get hooked on the game.
[05:48] Kondo
You just need to be in
the same world as he is.
[05:50] Gin
Why don't you go talk to Shinpachi?
[05:52] Kondo
You think Shinpachi-kun
is going to listen to me?
[05:56] Kondo
First, you need to choose
one of the three heroines.
[05:59] Kondo
Love Choris is a game where
you win over one of the
[06:02] Kondo
heroines and engage in a
[06:04] ---
real-time relationship that
is amazingly realistic.
[06:08] Kondo
The first heroine is Sayaka Otakai-chan.
[06:10] Kondo
She is the captain of the railway
club that you're also in.
[06:13] Kondo
An excellent student and athlete
[06:14] ---
who's also Isao Kondo-kun's girlfriend.
[06:16] Gin
Why are you part of her description?
[06:17] Sayaka
I sure like you.
[06:19] Gin
You just happened to choose
her as your heroine.
[06:21] Kondo
The second heroine is Momo Anigasaki-san.
[06:23] Kondo
She's one year older than the main character
[06:25] ---
and the helpful older sister type.
[06:27] Kondo
Shinpachi-kun chose her as his heroine.
[06:29] Gin
Why did he choose an older sister character?
[06:31] Gin
That's pretty disgusting.
[06:32] Kondo
You don't want to choose
[06:33] ---
the same heroine or people will get jealous.
[06:36] Kondo
Which means you're left
with the third character.
[06:40] Kondo
Pinko Shiramizu.
[06:42] Gin
Wait a sec!
[06:43] Gin
This character is noticeably
different from the others!
[06:46] Kondo
Pinko-chan is the owner
of a Chinese restaurant
[06:48] ---
that the main character frequents.
[06:50] Kondo
She's a widow who lost her
husband, Takuzo, a while back.
[06:52] Gin
This is obviously Pinko!
[06:54] Gin
It's like she's from a
totally different world!
[06:56] Gin
Give me Sayaka-chan or Momo-san!
[06:59] Kondo
Hmm, but they will be very difficult.
[07:02] Gin
Doesn't matter.
[07:03] Gin
It feels better when you finally land them!
[07:06] Kondo
No, that's not what I mean.
[07:09] Kondo
To choose a heroine,
[07:10] ---
you have to shoot down the one you want.
[07:12] Gin
Why is it a shooting game?!
[07:13] Kondo
And it takes a long time before
Sayaka-chan or Momo-chan show up.
[07:16] Gin
The hell, it's like I'm
Making It Through Pinko!
[07:21] Kondo
Oh, now you've done it.
[07:23] Kondo
You're stuck on Pinko-chan's route now.
[07:26] Gin
There is no other route, is there?
[07:28] Gin
How did you guys get normal heroines?!
[07:30] Gin
Forget it! Let's just get this over with!
[07:32] Gin
I'll just win over Pinko!
[07:33] Kondo
But first...
[07:36] Kondo
You have to decide what you
want Pinko-chan to call you.
[07:38] Gin
I don't give a damn!
[07:39] Kondo
It's more fun if you have her call you by that.
[07:42] Gin
If she wasn't Pinko, maybe!
[07:44] Gin
Forget it! Gintoki will do!
[07:45] Gin
This is good enough!
[07:48] Pinko
Takuzo.
[07:49] Gin
She's completely ignoring me?!
[07:51] Gin
She didn't even say my name!
[07:53] Gin
She's still stuck on Takuzo!
[07:55] Kondo
But you can choose between the pronunciations
[07:58] ---
Takuzo, Takuzo‘!, and Takuzo“!
[07:59] Gin
They're all the same!
[08:01] Kondo
The ones on the right are Takuzo.
[08:03] ---
The ones on the left are Takuzo“!.
[08:05] Gin
Another choice that
involves a shooting game?!
[08:07] Gin
They're all Takuzo!
[08:09] Gin
Can I just start this game already?!
[08:11] Gin
Okay! I can finally begin!
[08:13] Kondo
Right, your next choice is about the
[08:15] ---
catchphrase for Pinko-chan's
child, Enari-kun.
[08:17] Kondo
How do you want him to pronounce,
"That's not helping, okay?"
[08:20] Gin
Enough is enough already!
[08:22] Kondo
You're going to become his new father.
[08:25] Kondo
It's important to build a strong
relationship with her son.
SIGN Sengoku BABASAN
SIGN That's not helping, okay?
[08:27] Kondo
The right castle is "That's
not helping, okay?"
SIGN That's not helping, otay?
[08:29] Kondo
The left castle is "That's
not helping, otay?"
SIGN Proceed
SIGN Secure Weapons
Secure Provisions
[08:31] Gin
There's no way I have to
play a simulation game.
[08:33] Gin
I'm not wasting my time on this shit!
[08:36] Kondo
Man, you don't know how to treat a lady.
[08:41] Kondo
If you turn off the power without saving,
[08:43] ---
your relationship will suffer.
[08:45] Gin
Huh?
[08:46] Kondo
For example, my game shut down abruptly when
[08:49] ---
Otae-san laid the smack down.
[08:51] Kondo
When I restart the game...
[08:53] Sayaka
Geez...
[08:54] Sayaka
You just turned off the game again.
[08:56] Sayaka
What was that for?
[08:56] Gin
Huh? What is this? What is this?
[08:58] Sayaka
I told you to be gentle.
[09:02] Gin
What's with her? She's throwing a fit.
[09:05] Kondo
Sorry! Forgive me!
[09:08] Sayaka
You want me to forgive you?
[09:09] Sayaka
Then you have to kiss me ten times.
SIGN I'm not jealous or anything.
[09:13] Kondo
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
[09:20] Sayaka
I love you, Isao-kun!
[09:22] Kondo
And I love you, Sayaka-chan!
[09:26] Kondo
Do you understand the capabilities
of Love Choris now?
[09:29] Kondo
They're breathing on the
other side of the screen.
[09:32] Gin
B-But they're 2D.
[09:35] Gin
You should look at yourself in the
mirror. I guarantee you'll cry.
[09:38] Kondo
Don't be so stubborn.
[09:39] Kondo
Apologize and patch up your relationship.
[09:42] Gin
I-It's not worth it.
[09:43] Gin
I mean, my girlfriend is Pinko.
[09:45] Kondo
The girls change according
to the player's preference.
[09:49] Kondo
That's the best thing about Love Choris.
[09:52] Kondo
She might be Pinko now,
[09:53] Kondo
but eventually, she may turn
into the girl of your dreams.
[09:56] Gin
No, no, no. We're talking 2D here.
[09:59] Gin
Well, I guess...
[10:00] Gin
If you really insist, I
might give it another shot.
[10:05] Gin
So, what do I do after I turn it on?
[10:08] Kondo
Didn't you see what happened in my case?
[10:10] Kondo
My girlfriend gave me the cold shoulder
[10:11] Kondo
because I suddenly turned off the game.
[10:14] Kondo
You need to do some sucking up.
[10:17] Pinko
That was just despicable how
you turned off the game.
[10:20] Gin
You're right.
[10:21] ---
She's so mad that she won't even look at me.
[10:22] Gin
That's amazing.
[10:23] Pinko
It's all your fault... All your fault...
SIGN Her Enari is cold and stiff now.
[10:29] Gin
Hey!
[10:30] Gin
Cold shoulder?! More like cold Enari!
[10:33] Gin
I can't fix this now!
[10:37] Kondo
It looks like you were too violent
when you turned off the game.
[10:40] Kondo
Just apologize.
[10:41] Gin
Uh, an apology isn't going to help!
[10:44] Enari
You want me to forgive you?
[10:46] Gin
I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[10:49] Gin
I didn't mean any harm!
[10:51] Pinko
Then recite the Heart
Sutra one hundred times!
[10:56] Gin
No!
[10:58] Gin
Why is my Love Choris so different?!
[11:00] Gin
This isn't a dating sim!
This is Resident Evil!
[11:04] Gin
Her son died.
[11:06] Gin
You should wait until she's
gotten over the loss.
[11:09] Gin
Uh, doesn't this game move in real time?!
[11:11] Gin
I can't wait two years!
[11:13] Kondo
Well, in any case,
[11:15] Kondo
keep working on winning
the heart of Pinko-chan.
[11:18] Kondo
Do your best to turn her
into your ideal girlfriend.
[11:21] Gin
Isn't this enough already?
[11:22] Gin
I should be able to communicate
with Shinpachi now.
[11:28] Kondo
You really think that this
will be enough to save
[11:30] Kondo
Shinpachi-kun from the world of Love Choris?
SIGN Love Choris The My Wife World Tournament
[11:35] Kondo
You should enter this tournament!
[11:37] Gin
Th-This is...
[11:39] Gin
The My Wife World Tournament?
[11:42] Kondo
Love Choris players from all over the country
[11:45] Kondo
will gather to determine
whose girlfriend is the best!
[11:48] Kondo
You must defeat Shinpachi-kun
in this tournament.
[11:50] Kondo
That is the only way to bring him
[11:52] Kondo
out of his dream and back to the real world.
[11:55] Kondo
You must shatter his fantasy...
[11:59] Kondo
...by using your own fantasy!
SIGN Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[12:05] Pinko
Wake up!
[12:06] Pinko
It's morning!
[12:08] Pinko
How long are you going to sleep?
[12:11] Gin
Why are you so loud every morning?
[12:14] Gin
I get to decide when I'm going to wake up.
[12:17] Pinko
It must be nice to wake up
and go to sleep every day.
[12:23] Pinko
But my son...
[12:25] Pinko
...will never wake up again!
[12:28] Gin
No more! I've had enough!
[12:33] Kondo
Listen to me.
[12:34] Kondo
You must keep Love Choris
by your side at all times,
[12:36] Kondo
including when you're eating and sleeping.
[12:38] Kondo
This will help strengthen your bond.
[12:40] Gin
I did what he said.
[12:41] Gin
It's already the day of the tournament,
[12:43] Gin
but there hasn't been any improvement.
[12:45] Gin
Enari is decomposing in real time!
[12:48] Gin
And this woman is cursing me 24/7.
[12:48] Pinko
I wish you would suffer
the same fate as my son.
[12:51] Gin
How is this a dating sim?!
[12:54] Gin
No more!
[12:56] Gin
Kagura's starting to look at me with disgust.
[12:58] Gin
Screw Shinpachi and this tournament!
[13:01] Pinko
I feel the same way.
[13:04] Pinko
Why would I fall in love with the man
[13:06] Pinko
who killed my son?
[13:09] Pinko
Honestly, this isn't funny.
SIGN Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[13:21] Kagura
Gin-chan, Shinpachi wanted
to take the day off.
[13:24] Gin
Oh, really.
[13:25] Kagura
What's going on, anyway?
[13:27] Kagura
Aren't you also playing that dating sim, Gin-chan?
[13:30] Gin
Uh huh.
[13:31] Kagura
Is it really that good?
[13:33] Gin
Well, I'm a grown-up now,
[13:36] Gin
so I can't really say.
[13:37] Kagura
Yeah, it's like not like they're jumping
out of the screen or anything.
[13:41] Kagura
I don't get it.
[13:43] Gin
Yeah...
[13:44] Gin
I don't get it either.
[13:47] Kagura
This is why men are called herbivores and
[13:50] Kagura
considered weaker than women now.
[13:53] Gin
I know. Me and my sweet
tooth don't get it either.
[13:59] Kagura
Sadaharu, pipe down.
[14:02] Kagura
This is how he acts when
there are strangers here.
[14:06] Kagura
Stop that, Sadaharu!
[14:08] Kagura
Gin-chan, Sadaharu won't stop barking.
[14:11] Kagura
Ah, Gin-chan!
[14:17] Gin
What the hell...
[14:18] Gin
What the hell is going on?!
[14:20] Gin
Everywhere I go! Everywhere I go!
[14:22] Gin
Pinko and Enari are there!
[14:26] Gin
It's like I'm really Making
It Through with Pinko!
[14:30] Gin
Damn, what's wrong with me?
[14:33] Kondo
Hey, Odd Jobs!
[14:35] Gin
Gorilla!
[14:36] Kondo
What are you doing here?
[14:37] Kondo
The tournament is today.
[14:38] Kondo
Want a ride?
[14:40] Gin
S-Sorry, I appreciate this.
[14:43] Kondo
What's wrong? Why are you so flustered?
[14:45] Gin
Well, there's something
crazy chasing me around.
[14:48] Kondo
Something crazy?
[14:49] Sayaka
Oh, no! I'm so scared, Isao-kun!
[14:51] Kondo
Everything's okay, Sayaka-chan.
[14:53] Gin
Hey! What is this?!
[14:55] Gin
Hey!
[14:56] Gin
Why is your girlfriend out
in the real world, too?!
[14:59] Kondo
It appears that you can finally see them.
[15:02] Gin
I can finally see them?!
[15:03] Gin
Don't tell me that...
[15:04] Kondo
Of course, I can see Sayaka-chan.
[15:07] Kondo
And I can also see your
girlfriend, Pinko-chan.
[15:11] Kondo
I knew you could make it to this stage.
[15:15] Kondo
Other people may think that
we're just playing a game,
[15:17] Sayaka
I love you, Isao-kun!
[15:19] Kondo
but this world where we can
[15:21] ---
see the manifestations of our girlfriends...
[15:23] Kondo
A world only accessible to those
who have mastered Love Choris...
[15:26] Kondo
The dimension between game and reality...
[15:29] Kondo
Love Choris Hole!
[15:31] Gin
We're just insane!
[15:32] Gin
Love Choris Hole?!
[15:34] Gin
All this means is that
we've spent so much time
[15:36] Gin
playing games that we're hallucinating!
[15:38] Kondo
You're finally on the same
level as Shinpachi-kun.
[15:42] Gin
That's a bad thing!
[15:43] Gin
This ain't funny!
[15:44] Gin
This is no longer about saving Shinpachi!
[15:47] Gin
Hey, let me out at the hospital!
[15:48] Kondo
It's true that from the
perspective of the real world,
[15:51] Kondo
we have lost our minds.
[15:53] Kondo
But where are we heading?
[15:56] Kondo
Yes, to an otherworldly
battlefield of warriors who are
[15:59] ---
trapped in their fantasies.
SIGN Love Choris
The My Wife World Tournament
[16:01] Kondo
There, fantasy becomes reality!
[16:05] Gin
This is one creepy tournament!
[16:08] Gin
They're all in the Love Choris
Hole like nothing's wrong!
[16:10] Gin
They've all been hit by a Dazzle spell!
[16:12] Kondo
A person who hasn't reached the Love Choris Hole
[16:15] Kondo
is like a Soul Reaper in the Soul
Society who can't Bankai.
[16:18] Gin
It's supposed to be cool?!
[16:20] Gin
In the real world, these people
would be considered total failures!
[16:22] Kondo
These people have reached a high level.
[16:25] Kondo
They have completed their ideal girlfriends.
[16:29] Kondo
But your girlfriend is also standing out.
[16:33] Gin
And not in a good way!
[16:35] Gin
There's no way I can win!
[16:37] Enari
That's not helping, okay?
[16:42] Gin
Of course not.
[16:42] Gin
Because you're dead.
[16:43] Gin
Could you please shut up?
[16:45] Gin
You're scaring me.
[16:45] Kondo
However, she's gradually approaching
your ideal girlfriend.
[16:50] Pinko
Watch your back.
[16:52] Pinko
I'm gonna avenge Enari.
[16:55] Gin
You sure about that?
[16:56] Kondo
I see. This would be that
new yandere fad, right?
[17:00] Gin
Hell no!
[17:01] Gin
All I see is a psycho old lady
and a decomposing Enari-kun!
[17:04] Gin
Hey, I'll trade the decomposing
Enari for your Sayaka-chan.
[17:08] Sayaka
No, I like, want Isao-kun.
[17:10] Kondo
I know, right?
[17:12] Gin
Why is this bitch so cute?
[17:14] Gin
Your boyfriend was a
yandere in the real world!
[17:16] Gin
Couldn't keep a lid on his load!
[17:19] Kondo
Hey! Don't say that stuff to Sayaka-chan!
[17:22] A
Hey, now. They're starting a fight.
[17:26] Kyubei
Stop this.
[17:27] Kyubei
This is not a place for being
jealous of someone else's love.
[17:30] Kyubei
It's a place to be proud of your own love.
[17:33] Gin
You're...
[17:34] Kondo
Is it...
[17:35] Gin
Kyubei...
[17:36] Both
Who the hell are you?!
[17:37] Gin
It's Pinko!
[17:38] Gin
A Pinko who's based off Kyubei!
[17:40] Tojo
Lady!
[17:41] Kyubei
Ayu-tan!
[17:44] Kyubei
Where did you go?
[17:46] Tojo
You're the one who let go of
my hand, and then I got lost!
[17:55] Tojo
Wh-Wh-Wha-
[17:56] Tojo
What are you people doing here?!
[17:59] Gin
Yeah, that's what I was about to ask.
[18:01] Gin
And so...
[18:03] Gin
Is that supposed to be Kyubei-kun?
[18:04] Tojo
No way! Absolutely not!
[18:07] Gin
Uh, it's Kyubei.
[18:08] Gin
You obviously failed,
[18:09] Gin
but you clearly based this
sad monster off of Kyubei.
[18:13] Tojo
You're wrong, I say!
[18:14] Tojo
I do not have any improper
feelings for the Lady!
[18:16] Kyubei
Yeah!
[18:17] Kyubei
I'm not Ayu-tan's girlfriend.
[18:19] Kyubei
I'm Ayu-tan's mama.
[18:21] Gin
Oh, really...
[18:22] Tojo
Hey! Stop talking!
[18:24] Gin
Usually, you're the one looking after Kyubei,
[18:26] Gin
but you actually wanted her to baby you.
[18:28] Tojo
You're wrong!
[18:31] Tojo
I was playing the game, and
this just kind of happened.
[18:31] Kyubei
Okay, time to change your diapers.
[18:34] Gin
What kind of playing are
we taking about here?
[18:36] Gin
This tournament is messed up.
[18:38] Gin
People's fetishes are on display.
[18:40] Gin
And what do other people think about me?
[18:44] Gin
Hey, let's trade girlfriends.
[18:47] Sayaka
No, I, like, want Isao-kun.
[18:50] Kondo
I know, right?
[18:51] Gin
Cut that out, stupid girl!
[18:52] Gin
That little act isn't cute!
[18:54] Gin
Do it again.
[18:55] Gin
Say, I, like, want Gintoki-kun.
[18:58] Pinko
I promise to, like, avenge Enari.
[19:01] Gin
I wasn't talking to you!
[19:02] Enari
That's not, like, helping, okay?
[19:05] Gin
I wasn't talking to you either!
[19:06] Gin
If you don't stop, I'm gonna beat you down!
[19:08] Kondo
Hey, Odd Jobs!
[19:10] Kondo
Was there a heroine like that in this game?
[19:12] Gin
Huh? Isn't that Sa-chan?
[19:15] Kondo
Looks like her.
[19:17] Kondo
Did someone want her as a girlfriend?
[19:19] Gin
No, nobody would like that sick girl.
[19:22] Kondo
But look, there's her boyfriend.
[19:24] Sa
Where did you go, Pin-san?
[19:26] Sa
Geez, you're not supposed to leave my side.
[19:31] Gin
Who the hell is this Pin-san?!
[19:33] Gin
Why did you turn Pinko into this?!
[19:35] Gin
Isn't this a tournament for
showing off girlfriends!
[19:37] Sa
Hmm? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
[19:41] Sa
I'm the ideal girlfriend from Pin-san's game.
[19:45] Sa
I don't know anything else.
[19:47] Gin
What's this game called?
[19:48] Gin
How to make annoying girls?
[19:50] Gin
AKA Annoying Girl?
[19:51] Sa
Could you stop that?
[19:53] Sa
My boyfriend is Pin-san.
[19:55] Sa
It's too late for you to be jealous.
[19:58] Sa
It's your turn to suffer the way I did
[20:00] Sa
when the one I loved had
been stolen by Pinko!
[20:05] Gin
Why is she here?
[20:06] Gin
She's creating fantasy on top of fantasy.
[20:09] Sa
Let's see if your Pinko or my Pinko wins.
[20:13] Sa
Sit tighty-whitey!
[20:15] Gin
Wait, that's not what
this tournament is about!
[20:17] Gin
What's wrong here?
[20:18] Gin
Only freaks are using Pinko!
[20:20] Gin
Let's trade girlfriends.
[20:22] Sayaka
No!
[20:22] Sayaka
I, like, want Isao-kun.
[20:24] Kondo
I know, right?
[20:25] Kondo
Just suck it up and win with your Pinko-chan.
[20:29] Kondo
Sayaka-chan will always be mine.
[20:31] Kondo
Even after death.
[20:33] Okita
Oh, there you are.
[20:34] Okita
Finally found you.
[20:36] Kondo
Sogo, why are you here?
[20:38] Okita
Huh? Kondo-san and the chief.
[20:41] Kondo
Are you also participating
in this tournament?
[20:43] Okita
Huh? So are you?
[20:45] Kondo
Of course.
[20:46] Kondo
Don't you see my Sayaka-chan here?
[20:49] Sayaka
Welcome back, master.
[20:52] Okita
How did it feel to serve
a man you can't stand?
[20:56] Sayaka
It was very painful.
[20:58] Sayaka
But when I realized that I was
being my master's loyal slave,
[21:02] Sayaka
I began to feel happy deep down.
[21:05] Okita
Heh, bitch.
[21:08] Sayaka
Please don't send me away again, master.
[21:12] Okita
Well, we'll see.
[21:15] Kondo
Sakata-kun.
[21:16] Gin
I'm not gonna trade girlfriends with you.
[21:19] Kondo
Please!
[21:20] Kondo
Can you at least give me Enari-kun?!
[21:22] Enari
No.
[21:23] Kondo
What happened to your catchphrase?!
[21:25] B
Wh-Who is that?!
[21:28] B
Why is it so bright?!
[21:33] A
I-It's a goddess!
[21:36] B
Who is her boyfriend?!
[21:38] B
How was he able to raise that girlfriend?!
[21:42] Gin
Sh-Shinpachi?!
[21:44] N
The day has come!
[21:47] N
We will choose the best of the best from the
[21:51] N
ideal girlfriends everyone has
painstakingly raised!
[21:53] N
The Love Choris My Wife
World Tournament begins now!
[22:00] Gin
Can my puny fantasy defeat his massive one?!
SIGN To be continued.
SIGN Next Episode: Making It Through Love
[23:41] Gin
Next time:
[23:42] Gin
Making It Through Love.
SIGN The My Wife World Tournament finally begins. Who feels the greatest love for his girlfriend?
SIGN Gintoki is faced by difficult opponents in a battle of fantasies. Will he be able to wake up Shinpachi?!
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