E227 - Speaking of crossovers, don't forget about Alien vs. Predator

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SIGN    Speaking of Crossovers,  Don't Forget About Alien vs. Predator
[01:33] Gin
    Hey, listen up, guys.
[01:35] Gin
    We have a special treat this week
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:38] Gin
    to commemorate the 26th
    episode of the new season.
[01:40] Both
    A special treat?
[01:42] Shin
    Wait, 26 is kind of a random number.
[01:45] Gin
    Basically, we were told to do
    a crossover with Sket Dance,
[01:49] Gin
    since the anime started at
    the same time as ours.
[01:50] Shin
    Really, Gin-san?
[01:52] Shin
    They're finally letting us do that too?
[01:54] Shin
    I figured that Jump and TV
    Tokyo hated our guts by now.
[01:58] Kagura
    Since we keep causing problems.
[02:01] Shin
    But now I'm nervous,
[02:02] Shin
    since I'm actually a pretty shy guy.
[02:04] Kagura
    What is there to be scared about?
[02:06] Kagura
    We've done plenty of crossovers.
[02:09] Kagura
    Have you forgotten when
    we shared the screen
[02:11] Kagura
    with Dragonball, One Piece,
    Bleach, and other classics?
[02:13] Shin
    Uh, those were just parodies
    we did without permission.
[02:15] Shin
    That would be one of the reasons
    I figured that everybody hated us.
[02:19] Gin
    Hey, don't get too excited.
[02:20] Gin
    This might be a crossover,
[02:22] Gin
    but our goal isn't to
    have a happy pow-wow.
[02:25] Both
    Huh?
[02:26] Gin
    Check out the data I've collected.
[02:28] Gin
    Pay attention now.
[02:29] Gin
    Sket Dance is a comedy
    manga with a school setting
[02:33] Gin
    that began running in Jump in 2007.
[02:36] Gin
    The anime began airing in 2011 at the
    same time the new Gintama began airing.
[02:41] Gin
    The Sket Dan is a school club that
    does odd jobs with three members:
[02:45] Gin
    The leader, Bossun.
[02:46] Gin
    The brains, Switch.
[02:47] Gin
    The straight man/muscle, Himeko.
[02:49] Gin
    The manga's pretty episodic with
    plenty of laughter and tears.
[02:53] Kagura
    Hold on, Gin-chan!
[02:54] Kagura
    Look at their time slot!
[02:56] Kagura
    It's 6:00 PM on Thursday!
[02:58] Shin
    Huh? Isn't that the old Gintama slot?!
[03:02] Gin
    Exactly.
[03:03] Gin
    In 2006, after it only took six months
    for us to be booted from prime time,
[03:09] Gin
    we spent the next 177 episodes
    defending that fortress,
[03:12] Gin
    and they just snatched it away from us.
[03:15] Shin
    Snatched it away from us?
[03:16] Shin
    It wasn't their decision.
[03:18] Shin
    There were obviously extenuating
    circumstances involved.
[03:19] Gin
    Well, as I'm sure you can see even
    from my vague explanation,
[03:23] Gin
    these guys...
[03:25] Gin
    ...are clearly trying to supplant us!
[03:27] Shin
    Uh, why are you trying to twist
    everything before the crossover's even started?
[03:30] Gin
    Clearly trying to overtake us!
[03:32] Shin
    Why are you repeating yourself?
[03:34] Shin
    Don't make false accusations.
[03:35] Shin
    It's pretty common to find a story
    about people doing odd jobs.
[03:38] Kagura
    And there are lots of examples
    of series with a trio.
[03:42] Kagura
    Like this.
[03:43] Kagura
    And this.
[03:43] Kagura
    They're all the same.
[03:45] Shin
    Uh, did you really
    need to bring that up?
[03:48] Gin
    Yeah, that's right.
[03:49] Gin
    It's not the same.
[03:50] Gin
    After all, one of them
    uses a computer to talk.
[03:53] Gin
    Their characters have more personality.
[03:55] Gin
    Compared to that, just look at you, Shinpachi.
[03:58] Gin
    Why do you talk normally?
[04:00] Gin
    You want me to kill you?
[04:02] Gin
    Kagura, why haven't you learned any
    genuine Kansai-style witty retorts?
[04:06] Gin
    Why haven't your boobs
    gotten any bigger?
[04:08] Gin
    Why are they shrinking?
[04:11] Kagura
    What was that?!
[04:12] Kagura
    You're the one who started
    off wearing goggles
[04:14] Kagura
    before they disappeared for no reason!
[04:17] Shin
    Why don't you learn how to Connect?!
[04:18] Shin
    Why don't you get yourself
    a twin brother?!
[04:21] Gin
    Shut up!
[04:21] Gin
    I'm not gonna wear those
    things around every episode!
[04:24] Gin
    Don't you realize the limitations
    of the author's drawing ability?!
[04:26] Gin
    That's why the goggles were removed
    from the beginning of the anime!
[04:30] Gin
    You should be grateful you even get any
    screen time in the opening sequences,
[04:33] Gin
    you worthless goggles!
[04:34] Shin
    Uh, are you talking to your goggles?
[04:37] Gin
    Besides, in Jump,
    characters with goggles
[04:39] Gin
    are sidekicks like Usopp
    and kid Konohamaru!
[04:43] Shin
    Er, Naruto was wearing
    goggles in volume 1.
[04:46] Gin
    And compared to the One Piece
    x Toriko crossover last spring,
[04:50] Gin
    Gintama and Sket Dance
    just lacks pizazz.
[04:52] ---
    It's a boring crossover.
[04:54] Shin
    That's not true!
[04:55] Shin
    And don't blame them!
[04:56] Gin
    Why did Jump bother with
    this boring crossover?
[05:00] Gin
    I guarantee that they're not
    trying to get us all buddy-buddy.
[05:02] Shin
    Then what's the point of this crossover?
[05:04] Bossun
    That should be obvious.
[05:07] Gin
    Wh-Who is it?!
[05:09] ---
    You don't need two Jump shows
[05:10] ---
    about people doing odd jobs
    at 6 PM on TV Tokyo.
[05:13] ---
    They're pitting us against one another
    because of our similar settings.
[05:20] ---
    To see whether the Sket Dan or you guys
    are more worthy as Jump's odd jobbers!
[05:25] ---
    Bastards!
[05:28] ---
    I think it's amusing.
[05:29] ---
    Let's go along with
    Jump's little scheme.
[05:32] ---
    We had to settle this sooner or later.
[05:35] ---
    Stop that, Bossun. Show some respect.
[05:38] ---
    They've been in Jump
    longer than we have.
[05:41] ---
    Sorry about that. He
    usually isn't so rude.
[05:44] ---
    He's a nice boy deep down.
[05:45] ---
    Stop acting like my mom!
[05:46] ---
    Bossun, that should be,
    "Stop acting like my ma!"
[05:50] ---
    You rock, Switch!
[05:51] ---
    You already know how
    to fit in this world!
[05:53] ---
    I mean, ya already know
    how to fit in this world!
[05:56] ---
    Don't just barge in here
    and start making fun of us!
[05:59] ---
    Pisses me off!
[06:00] ---
    You're destroying our characters!
[06:02] ---
    You're clearly set on crushing us!
[06:04] ---
    Hey, Himeko. Have they really
    been around longer than us?
[06:07] ---
    They seem really worried.
[06:09] ---
    Bossun, that's the secret
    to their success.
[06:13] ---
    They've spent years pretending
    to be the weak link
[06:15] ---
    so they can bash other series
    without any repercussions.
[06:17] ---
    Stop spilling the beans,
    four-eyed computer boy!
[06:20] ---
    Want me to nail down your enter key?!
[06:21] ---
    Spilling the beans?
[06:23] ---
    Why are you talking to yourself
    anyway? The hell is this?
[06:27] ---
    What was that?! You wanna know how
    it feels to talk to yourself?!
[06:31] ---
    Shinpachi, let him have it!
[06:33] ---
    What? Me?
[06:34] ---
    Fine then.
[06:36] ---
    H-Hold on...
[06:38] ---
    Recite the 12th clause of the
    Tsuu Terakado Fanclub creed!
[06:42] ---
    Taka-chin!
[06:43] ---
    E-Er, I'm not Taka-chin.
[06:46] ---
    You can't fool me,
    your childhood friend.
[06:48] ---
    I mean, look.
[06:49] ---
    What's up, Shin-chan?
[06:50] ---
    I'm Taka-chin.
[06:51] ---
    You can't fool me!
[06:53] ---
    Then I'll send in Teppei.
[06:54] ---
    Bossun, where are we?
[06:55] ---
    This makes it harder for me!
[06:57] ---
    Now, now. Stop fighting.
[07:01] ---
    Okay, Runny Diarrhea.
[07:06] ---
    R-Runny...
[07:08] ---
    Teach, Bossun-kun and Pachi-boy-kun
    made Himeko-san cry!
[07:12] ---
    I'm not crying!
[07:13] ---
    D-Does this mean...
[07:14] ---
    It can't mean that...
[07:16] ---
    I was cast as...
[07:18] ---
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of
[07:20] ---
    Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
[07:22] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
[07:25] ---
    1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety
[07:29] ---
    Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
[07:32] ---
    Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish 
    Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
[07:35] ---
    This Is a Different Dogfish,
[07:37] ---
    I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
[07:38] ---
    Kaluga Angler Ray
[07:39] ---
    Yuuteimiyaoukimukou 
    Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
[07:42] ---
    Runny Diarrhea
[07:43] ---
    ...just for this?!
[07:45] ---
    Yes, just so we could do that.
[07:47] ---
    That's despicable!
[07:49] ---
    We get in the first word since our
    side of the crossover airs earlier.
[07:54] ---
    Now even in the parts of the manga
    where we parodied other works,
[07:56] ---
    people will think that
    you're copying us.
[08:01] ---
    Man, Gintama's desperate.
[08:04] ---
    I'm kinda creeped out.
[08:06] ---
    They aren't aware that
    in most decisive battles,
[08:07] ---
    the one who attacks first usually loses.
[08:11] ---
    Fine then!
[08:13] ---
    Let's make it clear which team has the
    pizazz to be worthy of Jump.
[08:17] ---
    This is supposed to be a crossover.
[08:19] ---
    Let's all get along.
[08:21] ---
    Hah, we'll show you that flashy battles
    and special attacks aren't everything.
[08:26] ---
    I doubt the viewers are
    going to appreciate this.
[08:30] ---
    Yeah, equally boring anime
    shows should get along.
[08:34] ---
    We should be glad that
    we're still on air.
[08:38] ---
    Shut up! This isn't just about our position.
[08:41] ---
    Our pride as odd-jobbing Jumpers,
    and our very existence, is on the line!
[08:44] ---
    You mob characters should just
    shut up and follow your leader!
[08:48] ---
    That's right!
[08:49] ---
    C'mon down! I got everything set up!
SIGN    Impact
SIGN    Amethystyx (Pachimon type) Capture Level -26
[09:12] ---
    Gin-chan, where are we?
[09:14] ---
    The Gintama world was already a stretch,
[09:17] ---
    and now we're in a place
    that's even weirder, Bossun.
[09:20] ---
    Okay, quiet down.
[09:22] ---
    Listen up.
[09:24] ---
    We're going to have a little
    scavenger hunt on this island.
[09:28] ---
    Why are you talking like a teacher?
[09:30] ---
    We're on Treasure Island, an island where
    shiny gems grow on everything.
[09:37] ---
    This sounds awfully familiar.
[09:40] ---
    There is a legend that every hundred
    years, the gems bear a very special fruit.
[09:44] ---
    I have a really bad feeling about this.
[09:47] ---
    Yes! One of the famous Devil Fruit!
[09:51] ---
    The Pizazz-Pizazz Fruit!
[09:54] ---
    Hold it right there!
[09:56] ---
    This is supposed to be a Sket
    Dance x Gintama crossover!
[09:58] ---
    But now we're in the Toriko
    x One Piece crossover!
[10:01] ---
    We might be boring, but
    that doesn't make it okay
[10:03] ---
    to steal ideas from series
    that have more pizazz!
[10:06] ---
    Toriko and One Piece?
[10:08] ---
    What are they babbling about?
[10:11] ---
    You must have had some of
    that Dream-Dream Fruit.
[10:14] ---
    They're starting to piss me off.
[10:14] ---
    Hopeless fools.
[10:16] ---
    They must have eaten
    the Argh-Argh Fruit.
[10:19] ---
    As you may have guessed,
[10:21] ---
    the Pizazz-Pizazz fruit can
    give the dullest people pizazz!
[10:25] ---
    Whoever finds it first,
[10:27] ---
    will be declared the winner of the contest
    with the flashiness worthy of Jump!
[10:31] ---
    I thought we were fighting over who
    had the pizazz worthy of Jump.
[10:34] ---
    But now we've given up?
[10:36] ---
    We're going to rely on outside help?
[10:37] ---
    I have a question.
[10:39] ---
    Does this Devil Fruit
    have any side effects,
[10:42] ---
    such as turning one
    into a hammer in water?
[10:43] ---
    It's fine. You won't lose
    the ability to swim.
[10:46] ---
    I see. So you've changed
    the setting a little.
[10:51] ---
    Only your crotch turns into a hammer.
[10:54] ---
    I see, that's good.
[10:56] ---
    Huh?
[10:57] ---
    What did you just say?
[10:58] ---
    Well, it's only your crotch
    that turns into a hammer,
[11:02] ---
    so you don't need to worry.
[11:04] ---
    I'm worried!
[11:05] ---
    Why is there a hammer down there?!
[11:08] ---
    Stop that, seriously.
[11:10] ---
    We're supposed to be innocent,
    unlike you people.
[11:13] ---
    We don't do dirty jokes!
[11:15] ---
    Himeko-san, I'll handle this.
[11:17] ---
    As the straight man, I'm used
    to this, so leave it to me!
[11:21] ---
    The hammer's upside down!
[11:24] ---
    It should be like this!
[11:26] ---
    Who cares?!
[11:27] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be
    the Gintama straight man?!
[11:30] ---
    Why are you acting like the funny man?!
[11:32] ---
    I'm not going to last long if I
    have to respond to both sides!
[11:35] ---
    I'm sorry, I thought I
    could let you handle it.
[11:39] ---
    Right. So who cares if
    it's upside down or not.
[11:41] ---
    If I have a hammer on my
    crotch, I can't get married.
[11:43] ---
    Are you going to take responsibility?
[11:44] ---
    Isn't that right, Kagura-chan?
[11:46] ---
    Why? What's the problem?
[11:47] ---
    A hammer makes a better
    weapon than a hockey stick.
[11:52] ---
    I asked the wrong person!
[11:54] ---
    No, no! Think this through!
[11:55] ---
    You can't survive in this wacky manga
[11:57] ---
    when you have a hammer on your crotch!
[12:00] ---
    You don't need to worry.
[12:01] ---
    If you grow a hammer down there,
    Bossun will boss into a nail for you.
[12:06] ---
    What the hell?
[12:07] ---
    What's that mean?
[12:07] ---
    Why would I boss into a nail?
[12:10] ---
    Hey, bitch. Enough already.
[12:13] ---
    Did you call me a bitch?!
[12:14] ---
    You aren't in your puny
    little school anymore.
[12:17] ---
    In this world, your crotch
    can grow into a screwdriver
[12:20] ---
    or your balls can get
    crushed at any time.
[12:23] ---
    What kind of world is this?
[12:24] ---
    If you want to do odd jobs,
[12:25] ---
    you gotta be ready for your
    crotch to do odd jobs.
[12:28] ---
    That's not how it's supposed to work!
[12:30] ---
    Oh, really?
[12:32] ---
    You're picking a fight with us when you
    aren't ready to get down and dirty?
[12:36] ---
    You shouldn't be so happy just because
    AKB did your theme song.
[12:39] ---
    It's not AKB anymore!
[12:40] ---
    Are you jealous?
[12:41] ---
    Say that you're jealous that we got AKB!
[12:43] ---
    Your token glasses character
    must be jealous!
[12:45] ---
    Not really!
[12:46] ---
    Fine then!
[12:48] ---
    I'll be the one to turn
    my crotch into a hammer!
[12:52] ---
    Uh, wrong objective, Bossun!
[12:55] ---
    No good. Bossun has lost his head.
[12:58] ---
    Your leader doesn't like to lose either.
[13:01] ---
    I want nothing to do with this.
[13:03] ---
    Don't come to me when you lose viewers
    because your crotch is a hammer.
[13:06] ---
    We'll just have to stand by and watch.
[13:08] ---
    Bossun has always had a complex
[13:10] ---
    about how he's too boring
    to be a main character.
[13:13] ---
    Yeah, I know what you mean.
[13:15] ---
    Gin-san always complains about how
    he should have a special attack.
[13:19] ---
    That's why it's so hard to make games.
[13:21] ---
    That's why Bandai Namco gave up on us.
[13:24] ---
    Oh, we're going to have that problem.
[13:27] ---
    There's always Hyperion and Genesis.
[13:30] ---
    Those are crap.
[13:31] ---
    We need something like Bankai or Stands.
[13:34] ---
    Oh, I've seen Gin-chan
    secretly practicing
[13:37] ---
    his Kamehameha two or three times.
[13:40] ---
    Ouch. Just ouch.
[13:42] ---
    Right. Bossun has that Connecting
    special power when he wears his goggles.
[13:47] ---
    But really, it just looks
    like he put on his goggles.
[13:51] ---
    Does he yell, "Goggles on!"
[13:54] ---
    He did at first.
[13:56] ---
    Kind of like how your guy
    wore goggles at first.
[13:57] ---
    They should stick to it.
[14:00] ---
    To be honest, I don't think
    it's about special attacks.
[14:03] ---
    Between his silver hair and that hat,
    he's tried a lot of things to stand out,
[14:06] ---
    but people with pizazz
    just have it already.
[14:09] ---
    Yeah.
[14:10] ---
    You can't be a main character
    when you complain to your buddies
[14:12] ---
    about not standing out.
[14:14] ---
    Luffy would never say
    anything like that.
[14:17] ---
    You're never going to hear him say, "I
    will become a main character with pizazz!"
[14:20] ---
    Yeah?
[14:21] ---
    That's why these guys just fail.
[14:24] ---
    If they're going to bother competing,
    they should set their sights higher.
[14:27] ---
    Really, does it matter who wins?
[14:30] ---
    They're in the same boat anyway.
[14:32] ---
    Indeed, their weak will is
    embodied by their weak goals.
[14:36] ---
    They don't have any goals like becoming
    the Pirate King or becoming the Hokage.
[14:40] ---
    I'm getting worried about
    throwing my lot in with him.
[14:42] ---
    He's too wishy-washy.
[14:44] ---
    I should have gone with a reliable
    main character like Luffy.
[14:49] ---
    I want Aya Tojo!
[14:51] ---
    I prefer Nishino.
[14:52] ---
    I prefer Raoh!
[14:54] ---
    Uh, none of those are main characters.
[15:00] ---
    Huh? They disappeared.
[15:07] ---
    Oh, they fell down.
[15:10] ---
    Hey, are you okay? Gin-san? Bo-san?
[15:15] ---
    I'm already...
[15:16] ---
    ...sick of this.
[15:17] ---
    They said something.
    But I can't hear them.
[15:21] ---
    I'm already...
[15:22] ---
    ...sick of this.
[15:24] ---
    They're the ones who
    ran off by themselves.
[15:28] ---
    What? You're giving up on
    finding the Devil Fruit?
[15:33] ---
    Let's go home then.
[15:35] ---
    We need to wrap up this episode.
[15:38] ---
    They really want attention.
[15:41] ---
    They're the ones who dragged us into this...
    what are they trying to do?
[15:44] ---
    Just ignore them and go back.
[15:46] ---
    I agree.
[15:47] ---
    I must return to my enjoyment
    of To Love-Ru Darkness.
[15:50] ---
    Uh, Himeko-san.
[15:52] ---
    Sorry about the Runny Diarrhea thing.
[15:55] ---
    Nah, it's okay.
[15:56] ---
    This crossover was new and fun.
[16:01] ---
    Like...
[16:03] ---
    Like, you guys don't
    understand how we feel.
[16:07] ---
    Uh oh, he's going to
    start monologuing again.
[16:11] ---
    It's not that we want pizazz,
    or that we want to stand out.
[16:16] ---
    That's not what drives us.
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    We're doing this for
    the sake of our teams,
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    but none of you even care.
[16:25] ---
    Yeah, yeah. Forget it.
[16:27] ---
    There's no point in trying
    to explain to them.
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    Wait, I'm really upset about this.
[16:32] ---
    Don't you feel the same way, Sakata-san?
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    He just called him Sakata-san.
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    Forget it. Just forget it.
[16:36] ---
    Stop talking.
[16:37] ---
    I know how you feel.
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    It's not easy being the leader.
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    They're buddies now.
[16:43] ---
    Uh, sorry.
[16:45] ---
    Could you leave?
[16:47] ---
    Feel free to go join Luffy or Raoh or whoever.
[16:52] ---
    We leaders are going to
    do this by ourselves.
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    This is bad. They heard
    what we were saying.
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    Hey. Pull yourself together, Bossun.
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    Can you stand?
[17:02] ---
    Uh, Gin-san. We're sorry.
[17:04] ---
    You've got it wrong! You've
    got it wrong, Bossun!
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    We were just joking!
[17:08] ---
    We just wanted to give
    you a little push.
[17:10] ---
    It's not like you need
    to apologize or anything.
[17:14] ---
    Everything you said
    was absolutely right.
[17:17] ---
    An apology won't heal Bossun
    and Gin-san's wounded hearts!
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    What's going on?
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    I can't tell if they want
    us to apologize or not.
[17:27] ---
    They left. Should we just ignore them?
[17:30] ---
    They got mad when we tried to apologize.
[17:32] ---
    Those leaders are too hard to deal with.
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    How naive can they be?
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    Hmm? They're not moving forward.
[17:42] ---
    They're walking in place.
[17:44] ---
    They're waiting for us to say something.
[17:46] ---
    What a pain!
[17:47] ---
    What are they trying to do?!
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    Hang in there!
[17:50] ---
    Now they're acting.
[17:52] ---
    Where did Bossun injure
    himself?! His head?!
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    Hey, this isn't good.
[17:56] ---
    They're not chasing after us.
[17:58] ---
    They've given up on us.
[17:59] ---
    Why?! Aren't they worried about me?
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    They don't care about their leader?!
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    At this rate, we'll lose
    our status as leaders.
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    We have to find the Pizazz-Pizazz
    Fruit to regain their trust.
[18:12] ---
    H-Hey, look there!
[18:15] ---
    There it is!
[18:19] ---
    What? They just took off.
[18:22] ---
    Did they find the Devil Fruit?
[18:24] ---
    Pathetic.
[18:25] ---
    They've revealed their true
    colors and started to fight.
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    Let go! I'm going to get pizazz!
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    I'll become a brutal
    genius with an IQ of 300
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    whose hair turns silver
    when my powers awaken!
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    Over my dead body!
[18:39] ---
    The pizazz is mine!
[18:41] ---
    I'll become a space pirate
    who's lost his memories with
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    a Psycho-gun on my right arm and
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    travel around space with hot women!
[18:47] ---
    Almost there!
[18:49] ---
    So close to the pizazz!
[18:53] ---
    Who is that guy?
[18:55] ---
    That's a dangerous place to stand.
[18:57] ---
    Honey, forgive me for going on ahead.
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    I can't do any carpentry
    when my hand's like this.
[19:05] ---
    Can't even hold a hammer...
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    Damn it.
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    But I'm healthy down there.
[19:12] ---
    If my crotch became a hammer,
[19:14] ---
    I could use my rapid hip
    movements to hammer nails.
[19:20] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[19:21] ---
    Hold on, gramps!
[19:27] ---
    Gramps! Your request...
[19:30] ---
    ...has been accepted!
[20:14] ---
    So in the end, neither
    of them got any pizazz.
[20:20] ---
    But there's nothing
    wrong with being boring.
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    Yeah, that's right.
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    They're great odd jobbers.
[20:30] ---
    They're great leaders.
[20:34] ---
    Hey, why are you so blue?
[20:36] ---
    Cheer up, guys.
[20:38] ---
    You looked good back
    there. I'm impressed.
[20:41] ---
    Let's call this a draw.
[20:43] ---
    Next time, we won't lose.
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    Fine by me.
[20:46] ---
    Next time, we'll wreck you!
[20:48] ---
    To finish, you twist the story into
    something resembling a good ending.
[20:51] ---
    That's as Gintama as you get.
[20:52] ---
    Exactly.
[20:53] ---
    This way, you have a
    sense of completion.
[21:02] ---
    Uh, can you stop that?
[21:04] ---
    The episode's over.
[21:06] ---
    Were you really that
    desperate for some pizazz?
[21:08] ---
    It's okay.
[21:11] ---
    No, that's not it...
[21:13] ---
    When we threw the Pizazz-Pizazz
    Fruit at the old man,
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    some of the juice sprayed out.
[21:34] ---
    Everyone, tune in next
    week for Carpenter Dance
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    and Gin-Balls.
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    Next time on Gintama,
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    Odd Jobs suddenly appears
    in the Sket Dan clubroom.
[23:19] ---
    Wait, isn't this the preview
    for our episode this week?!
[23:21] ---
    Why are you showing a
    preview for our show?!
[23:23] ---
    And why are you showing fake footage?!
[23:24] ---
    Well, it just happened as I was
    following the original.
[23:26] ---
    What's that mean?!
[23:27] ---
    Is this really okay?
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    We're the academy support group!
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    Carpenter Dance!