E222 - "The name reveals the person"

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[00:00] Kyubei
    But there's one problem.
[00:02] Kyubei
    This monkey doesn't have a name yet.
[00:05] Otae
    How about Jugem?
[00:06] Gin
    Let's call him Shit-Tosser!
[00:08] Kagura
    Runny Diarrhea?
[00:09] Otae
    How about Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear?
[00:11] Kagura
    Let's just name him
    Shinpachi's Sorry Life.
[00:12] Kagura
    How about Balmung Fezalion?
[00:14] Otae
    Issac Schneider.
[00:15] Kyubei
    Okay, finished.
[00:17] Shin
    That's frickin' long!
[00:18] Tojo
    I have bad news for her.
[00:20] Tojo
    Though it's good news for me.
[00:23] Tojo
    The shogun's family has requested
    the return of the monkey.
[00:27] Kyubei
    You don't need to feel sad.
[00:30] Kyubei
    It doesn't matter how
    far apart we are...
[00:33] Kyubei
    I'll always be by your side.
[00:38] Kyubei
    Take care.
SIGN    The Name Reveals the Person
[03:26] Papa
    T-T-T-T-T...
[03:29] Papa
    Terrible news!
[03:31] Kyubei
    Fa- Papa, is something wrong?
[03:34] Papa
    That monkey ran away!
[03:38] Papa
    How can this be?
[03:40] Papa
    Now, the honor of the
    Yagyu Family is in peril.
[03:44] Papa
    Wait! Kyubei!
[03:47] Kyubei
    The third squad will search
    the area near the castle.
[03:50] Kyubei
    The second squad should be
    setting traps to capture it.
[03:53] Kyubei
    Everyone else should head into
    town and comb the streets.
[03:55] Kyubei
    Understood?
[03:56] Kyubei
    Don't forget your bananas and nets.
[03:57] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:58] Kyubei
    Move out!
[03:59] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:02] Kyubei
    Please be safe,
[04:03] Kyubei
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
[04:05] ---
    Life of Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear
[04:08] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
[04:10] ---
    1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety
[04:14] ---
    Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
[04:17] ---
    Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish
    Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
[04:20] ---
    This Is a Different Dogfish,
[04:22] ---
    I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
[04:23] ---
    Kaluga Angler Ray
[04:24] ---
    Yuuteimiyaoukimukou
    Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
[04:27] ---
    Runny Diarrhea.
SIGN    Otae-chan Love
[04:42] Papa
    There you are!
[04:45] Papa
    Wait!
[04:47] Papa
    Please wait!
[05:02] A
    Found it!
[05:21] B
    This is where the last
    sighting took place.
[05:23] Kyubei
    I see.
[05:25] Kyubei
    Continue the search.
[05:27] Both
    Yes, ma'am!
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[05:49] Shin
    Kagura-chan, what are you doing?
[05:52] Kagura
    Writing a proposal.
[05:54] Shin
    A proposal?
[05:56] Kagura
    Since this Odd Jobs business
    isn't making any money,
[05:58] Kagura
    I'm going to sell this idea to
    Bandai Namco for a huge profit.
[06:02] Kagura
    Then I can live the rest
    of my life in comfort.
[06:05] Kagura
    All done!
[06:08] Shin
    Huh? What is this?
[06:10] Kagura
    Record of Light and Dark: Fakinaway.
[06:13] Shin
    Wait!
SIGN    Record of Light and Dark: Fakinaway Trading Card Game Proposal
[06:14] Shin
    You're going to continue
    the joke from last week?!
[06:16] Kagura
    This age of chaos begins with what is
[06:20] ---
    later known as the
    Ragnarok Shepherd War.
[06:22] Shin
    Uh, what does that even mean?
[06:24] Shin
    And what's about to begin?!
[06:25] Emperor
    You have done well to
    make it here, my son...
SIGN    Balmung Fezalion
    Also known as the Black Wind.
[06:29] Emperor
    Balmung Fezalion!
SIGN    Captain of the Fakinaway dark knights.
    He is normally a composed person,
SIGN    but when his comrades are in trouble,
    he loses sight of his surroundings and goes berserk.
[06:31] Emperor
    No, I should call you
    the Black Wind now.
SIGN    A minus. His dreaded enemy, the Demon
    Emperor Runny Diarrhea, is his father.
SIGN    A third eye appears on his forehead
    when his true powers awaken.
[06:35] Balmung
    Demon Emperor Runny Diarrhea!
SIGN    Later becomes the Brutal
    Emperor Kaiser Fakinaway.
[06:37] Balmung
    It all ends today!
[06:39] Balmung
    I will avenge my dark knights!
[06:43] Balmung
    Right now!
[06:44] Balmung
    I will put everything I
    have into this strike!
[06:48] Balmung
    Ultimate attack!
[06:49] Shin
    The command still shows up?!
[06:51] Balmung
    Hell Fakinaway!
[06:55] Shin
    Uh, Kagura-chan?
[06:56] Shin
    You can stop.
[06:57] Shin
    How much longer until
    this drivel is over?
[06:59] Kagura
    We're about to get to the good part.
[07:02] Balmung
    What?
[07:05] Emperor
    You never realized that
    the powers of darkness
[07:07] ---
    I granted you could never
    be used to defeat darkness?
[07:11] Emperor
    Though the outcome may
    have been different
[07:13] ---
    if you had powers of light.
[07:17] Issac
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:19] Emperor
    Y-You are...
SIGN    Issac Schneider Also known as the Prince of Light.
[07:21] Emperor
    The Prince of Light...
SIGN    Balmung's younger twin brother.
[07:22] Emperor
    Issac Schneider!
SIGN    While his brother was abandoned at young age, Issac was able to live in comfort.
SIGN    He realizes his father's dark intentions,
[07:24] Shin
    The timing on his entrance
    is a little too perfect!
SIGN    and achieves peace with Balmung after the Ragnarok Shepherd War.
[07:26] Issac
    Balmung, we will talk later.
[07:28] Issac
    Right now, we must
    focus on defeating him.
[07:32] Balmung
    Hmph, don't expect me to thank you.
[07:35] Issac
    Brother...
[07:37] Issac
    Let's do this!
[07:39] Issac
    Hey, hey give me your body,
[07:41] Issac
    no, no, that's all I need.
[07:42] Issac
    Kiss on my lips to shut it up!
[07:44] Issac
    Don't touch me!
[07:46] Balmung
    Hey, hey I don't anything!
[07:48] Issac
    Any more about me,
[07:49] Both
    wow, wow, wow, wow,
[07:51] Both
    wow, wow, wow!
[07:53] Both
    Bad communication!
[07:55] Otae
    Then they form a band,
    which is now known as B'z.
SIGN    The End
[07:58] Shin
    Hold on a second!
[08:00] Shin
    That's how the story ends?!
[08:01] Shin
    They're just going to
    ignore their father?!
[08:03] Kagura
    I had to suppress my
    instincts and think hard
[08:05] ---
    all night to come up with this ending.
[08:07] Shin
    Don't act like you actually put
    any thought into this crap!
[08:13] Shin
    Yes, who is it?
[08:16] Shin
    Tojo-san?
[08:18] Tojo
    D-D-D-
[08:20] Tojo
    Damn it all!
[08:22] Tojo
    That monkey ran away after three days!
[08:26] Tojo
    It's managed to run around the
    city while evading all pursuit!
[08:30] Tojo
    As a result, the Yagyu
    family has been accused
[08:32] Tojo
    of failing to properly train the monkey,
[08:35] Tojo
    and every single member has been
    forced to search for the monkey!
[08:39] Gin
    I knew that would happen.
[08:42] Gin
    The beast isn't going to listen
    to anyone besides Kyubei.
[08:45] Kagura
    Serves them right.
[08:47] Kagura
    That's what happens when you take
    someone's pet away from them.
[08:50] Tojo
    This isn't the time to be gloating!
[08:53] Tojo
    The lady has been
    searching for the monkey
[08:55] ---
    for the past three
    days without any rest!
[08:57] Tojo
    She's so worried that she's
    barely eaten anything!
[09:02] Tojo
    And if we can't find the monkey,
[09:05] ---
    the lady will have to disembowel
    herself as punishment!
[09:10] Shin
    That sounds extreme for one monkey...
[09:13] Tojo
    Yes, this is Tojo...
[09:13] Man
    What are you doing?! Haven't
    you found the monkey?!
[09:16] Tojo
    I-I'm very sorry!
[09:18] Tojo
    Please wait just a little longer!
[09:20] Man
    Do you understand?!
[09:22] Man
    That monkey was a gift from the shogun!
[09:24] Man
    If anything happens, the responsibility
    will lie with the Yagyu!
[09:28] Boy
    Hey, Gramps.
[09:29] Boy
    Did Goku come back yet?
[09:32] Man
    Don't worry, young master.
[09:34] Man
    Goku will be back very soon.
[09:37] Man
    Hey! You hear me, Tojo?!
[09:39] Man
    I'm sure that you know what
    will happen if you fail!
[09:41] Tojo
    Worry not.
[09:43] ---
    I was able to secure
    Shit-Tosser's favorite target.
[09:46] Tojo
    Yes, if we use Shit-Tossed as bait,
[09:49] ---
    Goku will come to throw
    shit at him, yes.
[09:56] Gin
    Hey, when you say Shit-Tossed,
    you're referring to this, right?
[09:58] Gin
    You don't mean me, right?
[09:59] Tojo
    Please!
[10:01] Tojo
    Think of this as a sacrifice
    for the lady's sake!
[10:04] Gin
    Bastard! You're going to use
    me as a shit receptacle?!
SIGN    Toilet
[10:07] Tojo
    That monkey is obsessed
    with throwing shit at you!
[10:11] Tojo
    We can use that obsession
    to draw him out!
[10:16] Tojo
    You're going to just let the lady die?!
[10:20] Gin
    You're going to let me
    be covered in shit?!
[10:22] Kagura
    Does it really matter?
[10:23] Kagura
    It's not like you're losing anything.
[10:24] Gin
    I'm losing something deep inside
    that I can never have back!
[10:27] Kagura
    You were always aloof like
    the gas from a septic tank.
[10:32] Gin
    Normally, you say that a
    person is aloof like a cloud!
[10:34] Gin
    How does that metaphor even work
    with the gas from a septic tank?!
[10:37] Shin
    Gin-san!
[10:38] Shin
    Gin-san! Look!
[10:39] Shin
    The shit's hit the fan!
SIGN    Emergency Bulletin A large number of monkeys have escaped from the zoo!!
[10:41] Shin
    A bunch of monkeys have
    escaped from the zoo!
SIGN    Emergency Bulletin Shocking! A monkey that can open a lock!!
[10:57] N
    We bring you footage from
    the security cameras.
[11:00] N
    Watch as an unidentified animal
    opens the door to the monkey cage.
[11:03] Tojo
    It's him!
[11:05] Tojo
    That monkey has released
    all of those monkeys
[11:08] ---
    into the city to interfere
    with our search.
[11:11] Gin
    That's impossible.
[11:12] Tojo
    How can a mere animal be so clever?!
[11:16] Tojo
    We won't be able to single it
    out from that troop of monkeys!
[11:19] Tojo
    It appears that you are our last hope!
[11:23] Tojo
    The monkey that runs straight
    here to throw shit at you
[11:26] ---
    is the one we want!
[11:27] Gin
    Hey! Hold on!
[11:28] Tojo
    Monkey!
[11:29] Tojo
    Show yourself!
[11:31] Tojo
    I've brought your favorite
    shit receptacle!
[11:34] Tojo
    Now get your ass out here!
[11:35] Tojo
    Unload your shit!
[11:44] Gin
    Hey! What's going on?!
[11:46] Gin
    All of the monkeys are aiming for me!
[11:50] Gin
    What is this?!
[11:51] Gin
    What do they think about me?!
[11:52] Gin
    How do they see me?!
[11:54] Tojo
    Was one of your ancestors
    a crab, or perhaps Frieza?!
[11:57] Kagura
    No, that's not it.
[11:58] Kagura
    Gin-chan is descended from gas
[12:00] ---
    that was expelled from Tripitaka's butt.
[12:02] Gin
    That would be a fart!
[12:03] Gin
    That would mean I was
    descended from a fart!
[12:05] Shin
    What do we do, Tojo-san?!
[12:06] Shin
    We'll be covered in shit before
    we can pick out the correct one!
[12:10] Tojo
    Let's use Odd Jobs' extensive
    network to create a perimeter.
[12:14] Tojo
    Tell them to set up in locations
    around Edo, use bananas as bait,
[12:16] ---
    and call his name!
[12:18] Gin
    We're going to fall back on
    the oldest trick in the book?
[12:20] Tojo
    We can make it work if
    we have the numbers!
[12:23] Katsura
    What?
[12:23] ---
    A monkey that has a
    bell around its neck?
[12:26] Katsura
    And its name is...
[12:27] Gin
    Uh, it's Jugem Jugem Poop-Tossing...
[12:30] Kagura
    You got it wrong.
[12:31] Kagura
    It's Shit-Tossing.
[12:32] Gin
    Oh, what she said.
[12:34] Madao
    Uh, Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
[12:36] ---
    Life of Shin-chan's
    One-Day-Old Underwear...
[12:39] Madao
    Huh, not one-day-old?
[12:43] Madao
    Wait, which is it?
[12:44] Gin
    When did he get shit on his underwear?
[12:46] Kagura
    Just say it was today.
[12:47] Shin
    I don't have any shit
    on my underwear today!
[12:48] Okita
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing
[12:50] ---
    the Life of Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear
[12:53] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Slicer...
[12:56] Okita
    Huh? Schneider?
[12:57] Okita
    It's Balmung Schneider?
[12:59] Okita
    No?
[13:00] Okita
    Oh, you mean Issac?
[13:02] Okita
    Huh?
[13:03] Okita
    Right, so when did Shin-chan
    get shit on his underwear?
[13:06] Gin
    Uh, when was it?
[13:08] Kagura
    Just say it was tomorrow.
[13:09] Shin
    How am I getting shit
    on my future underwear?!
[13:11] Tsukiyo
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
[13:13] ---
    Life of Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear
[13:16] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
[13:18] ---
    2/3 True Love 1/3 Hangnail Anxiety...
[13:23] Tsukiyo
    What?
[13:24] Tsukiyo
    1/3 True Love?
[13:26] Tsukiyo
    What about the other two thirds?
[13:28] Tsukiyo
    Hold on, um...
[13:30] Tsukiyo
    When did the underwear get dirty?
[13:33] Gin
    It's always dirty, I'd say.
[13:34] Shin
    Cut it out!
[13:36] Shin
    Give me the damn phone!
[13:37] Shin
    Now, you've got it wrong.
[13:38] Shin
    It's Squid Dogfish Halibut
    Trout-Cod Dogfish.
[13:41] Shin
    Yes, but This Is a Different Dogfish!
[13:44] Shin
    No! You're missing a pe!
[13:46] Shin
    Pepepepepepepe...
[13:47] Shin
    This will never work!
[13:49] Shin
    Most of the questions are about
    the shit on my underwear!
[13:52] Shin
    How are we supposed to tell
    people this long-ass name?!
[13:55] Shin
    That's why I said we
    should make it shorter!
[13:57] Shin
    What do we do now?!
[13:58] Shin
    We can't draw it out!
[13:59] Tojo
    Yes.
[14:00] Tojo
    What? Is that true?
[14:01] Tojo
    Thank you so much!
[14:03] ---
    I don't know how to thank you.
[14:05] Tojo
    I appreciate the help!
[14:08] Tojo
    Rejoice!
[14:09] Tojo
    Katsura-dono just told me that
    he's captured the monkey!
[14:12] Shin
    Huh?
[14:13] Tojo
    You have such amazing friends!
[14:15] Tojo
    He dispatched someone to
    bring the monkey here.
[14:19] Shin
    Really?!
[14:20] Shin
    I don't see how he was
    able to remember the name.
[14:21] Kagura
    Ah, Elizabeth!
[14:23] Kagura
    Is that it?
SIGN    Balmung Fezalion Also known as the Black Wind.
[14:25] Kagura
    There's a bell on his neck.
[14:27] Shin
    Wait a sec! Isn't that
    Balmung Fezalion?!
[14:30] Shin
    How did they find him?!
[14:32] Shin
    And he's real?!
[14:33] Shin
    Why would a banana work as
    bait for a dark knight?!
[14:36] Kagura
    It's Balmung!
[14:38] Kagura
    Later becomes the Brutal
    Emperor Kaiser Fakinaway!
[14:41] Gin
    Seriously, how did he
    mistake that for a monkey?
[14:44] Gin
    What do we do?
[14:46] Gin
    This is bad.
[14:47] Gin
    Balmung's glaring at us.
[14:49] Gin
    His third eye is glaring at us, too.
[14:51] Kagura
    Oh no!
[14:52] Kagura
    Once his third eye is open,
[14:53] ---
    it will bring another
    Catastrophe of Sephiroth!
[14:55] Gin
    Hey! Somebody apologize to him!
[14:57] Gin
    Go tell him we got the wrong guy
[14:58] Gin
    before he starts the
    Catastrophe of Sephiroth!
[15:00] Balmung
    Hell Fakinaway!
[15:02] Gin
    Oh, shit!
[15:02] Gin
    He's going to use Hell Fakinaway!
[15:04] Gin
    That's bad! Hell Fakinaway is bad!
[15:09] Shin
    You're also gonna throw shit?!
[15:11] Shin
    Balmung is throwing shit at us!
[15:14] Shin
    Balmung is throwing a
    shitload of shit at us!
[15:16] Gin
    That wasn't Hell Fakinaway!
[15:18] Gin
    He's no different from those monkeys!
[15:20] Issac
    Wait!
SIGN    Issac Schneider
    Also known as the Prince of Light.
[15:22] Issac
    Enough of this.
[15:24] Shin
    Th-That's...!
[15:25] Shin
    Issac Schneider!
[15:27] Shin
    Hasegawa-san brought
    us the Prince of Light
[15:29] ---
    who was able to turn Balmung
    back to the side of light!
[15:31] Madao
    Everything's okay.
[15:33] Shin
    Whew, they're going to
    talk things through.
[15:36] Shin
    Now we can relax...
[15:37] Both
    Here's our...
[15:39] Both
    Bad Communication!
[15:40] Shin
    What kind of shit are
    you trying to pull?!
[15:43] Gin
    Issac is just a monkey!
[15:45] Shin
    And why is Hasegawa-san throwing shit?!
[15:48] Shin
    What kind of Bad Communication is this?!
[15:52] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[15:54] Kagura
    We've been surrounded
    by so many monkeys!
[16:00] Gin
    Hey! Somebody do something!
[16:08] Shin
    Th-This is...?
[16:10] Kyubei
    Tojo, everyone...
[16:12] Kyubei
    Thank you for serving as decoys.
[16:15] Kyubei
    We were able to capture
    all of the monkeys.
[16:18] Shin
    Kyubei-san!
[16:19] Gin
    Monkeys, huh?
[16:20] Gin
    There were three idiots mixed in there.
[16:23] Kid
    Wow! So many!
[16:25] Kid
    So many monkeys!
[16:26] Man
    Hmph, took you long enough.
[16:29] Man
    Is the young master's monkey in there?
[16:31] Kyubei
    Yes, most likely.
[16:33] Man
    But we won't be able to
    identify which one is his.
[16:36] Man
    What do we do?
[16:37] Kyubei
    Look for a bell.
[16:38] ---
    He should be the only one that's wearing a bell.
[16:44] Man
    Curses!
[16:45] Man
    Clever little rascal.
[16:47] Man
    Goku, you don't want to be my pet?
[16:51] Man
    You don't like me?
[16:55] Kagura
    That's not the problem.
[17:00] Kagura
    It's just that there's
    someone who he doesn't want
[17:02] ---
    to be separated from, who
    he loves more than you.
[17:05] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[17:06] Man
    Little girl!
[17:07] ---
    How dare you insult Lord Mori Mori?!
[17:10] Man
    Let me educate you!
[17:12] Man
    This is the nephew of the Shogun, Lord Shige Shige...
[17:15] Kid
    Shut up, Gramps!
[17:16] Man
    Y-Yes...
[17:19] Kid
    Is that true, Yagyu guy?
[17:21] Kyubei
    Huh?
[17:22] Kyubei
    Uh, well...
[17:25] Kid
    That means I took Goku away
    from someone he cares about.
[17:31] Kid
    No wonder he ran away.
[17:35] Kid
    Sorry, Goku.
[17:37] Kid
    I'm always stuck inside the castle,
[17:39] ---
    so I never had any friends to play with.
[17:42] Kid
    So when I saw Soyo-chan's monkey,
[17:44] ---
    I got really jealous.
[17:48] Kid
    I just wanted to be your friend.
[17:52] Kid
    But I ended up taking you
    away from your friend.
[17:56] Kid
    I'm sorry.
[18:01] Kyubei
    Lord Mori Mori, please stop crying.
[18:05] Kyubei
    He doesn't hate you,
[18:08] ---
    and he isn't unwilling
    to be your friend.
[18:13] Kyubei
    That's not the problem.
[18:16] Kyubei
    But his name...
[18:18] Kyubei
    He has a wonderful name
    that carries the hopes and
[18:22] ---
    dreams that were given
    to him by his friends.
[18:25] Kyubei
    Will you call his name with me?
[18:28] Kyubei
    Ready and...
[18:30] Kyubei
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
[18:32] ---
    Life of Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear
[18:35] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
[18:37] ---
    1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety
[18:41] ---
    Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
[18:45] ---
    Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish
    Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
[18:48] ---
    This Is a Different Dogfish,
[18:50] ---
    I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
[18:51] ---
    Kaluga Angler Ray
[18:52] ---
    Yuuteimiyaoukimukou
    Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
[18:55] ---
    Runny Diarrhea.
[18:57] Shin
    Yeah, he can't say that.
[18:58] Shin
    He can't say that.
[18:59] Shin
    Lord Mori Mori can't say that.
[19:10] Kid
    Diarrhea...
[19:13] Kid
    Jugem Genome Barbossa Fanta
    Pipipipipipipi Barf Diarrhea!
[19:17] Shin
    He made up a name!
[19:18] Shin
    Lord Mori Mori couldn't remember
    the name so he made one up!
[19:20] Kid
    I'm sorry!
[19:22] Kid
    I'm sorry about what I did!
[19:23] Kid
    I'm sorry about getting your name wrong!
[19:33] Kid
    Here you go, Yagyu guy.
[19:36] Man
    Lord Mori Mori?!
[19:38] Kid
    It's okay.
[19:39] Kid
    I don't want to see my friends look sad,
[19:43] Kid
    whether it's Barf Diarrhea
[19:45] Kid
    or the Yagyu guy.
[19:47] Kid
    Besides, I can't remember
    such a long name yet.
[19:58] Kid
    In return...
[20:00] Kid
    Uh, Yagyu guy... I have a favor to ask.
[20:04] Kyubei
    What is it?
[20:06] Kid
    Uh, could you let me add to his name?
[20:14] Kyubei
    Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
[20:17] ---
    Life of Shin-chan's
    Two-Day-Old Underwear
[20:20] ---
    Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
[20:23] ---
    1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety
[20:28] ---
    Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
[20:32] ---
    Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish
    Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
[20:35] ---
    This Is a Different Dogfish,
[20:37] ---
    I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
[20:39] ---
    Kaluga Angler Ray
[20:39] ---
    Yuuteimiyaoukimukou
    Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
[20:44] ---
    All's Well That Ends
    Well Runny Diarrhea.
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Ask Mr. Ginpachi
[22:26] Gin
    Ask Mr. Ginpachi...
[22:29] All
    ...is back!
[22:31] Gin
    Okay, we have a little time
    leftover so I'll read a postcard.
[22:35] Gin
    From someone with the pen name
    "Okita-kun Love Pudding."
[22:39] Gin
    I have a question.
[22:40] Gin
    Couldn't you write out
    Odd Jobs with two kanji?
[22:44] Gin
    Why do you use three?
[22:48] Gin
    Please tell me why.
[22:49] Gin
    Okay, here's your answer.
[22:52] Gin
    Originally, it was just two kanji,
[22:55] Gin
    but people might mistake us for some
[22:57] ---
    kind of general store
    that sells everything.
[23:00] Gin
    We're supposed to be a bunch of people
[23:02] ---
    who are willing to do everything.
[23:03] Gin
    So we added the extra
    kanji to differentiate.
[23:08] Gin
    Well, the result is that
[23:09] ---
    our various guests keep reading
    it wrong in the script.
[23:14] Gin
    I should mention that a lot of
    people also read Amanto wrong.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:20] Katsura
    The maid was watching
[23:22] Katsura
    when the man who is feared
    as the Destroyer of Edo
[23:24] ---
    revealed his true nature.
[23:25] Katsura
    A shocking truth about the father...
[23:29] Matsu
    Next time:
SIGN    The Man's Household Situation is Hard, His Heart is Soft
[23:29] Matsu
    The man's household situation
    is hard, his heart is soft.
[23:33] ---
    


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Created 2024-03-07 20:51:29 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-07 20:51:30 UTC by whimsee