# E218 - The Claws of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship
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***SIGN*** The Claws of a Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship
**[01:37] Shin**
Whoa! Isn't this a crab, Gin-san?!
**[01:40] Shin**
What's the occasion?
**[01:41] Gin**
One of Gran's old friends
**[01:42] ---**
gave her so many that she's sick of eating them,
**[01:45] Gin**
so she's sharing the wealth.
**[01:47] Shin**
Seriously?!
**[01:48] Shin**
It's been forever since I've had crab!
**[01:51] Shin**
Uh...
**[01:53] Shin**
She only gave us one?
**[01:55] Gin**
Yeah, she asked me how many I wanted,
**[01:57] ---**
so I told her I wanted a boxful...
**[02:00] Kagura**
Damn hag!
**[02:02] Kagura**
Why is she giving us riddles like the Sphinx?!
**[02:05] Kagura**
This isn't Ikkyu-san!
**[02:06] Kagura**
I'm gonna "riddle me that!"
**[02:10] Gin**
Calm down, kids.
**[02:11] Gin**
Listen to me.
**[02:12] Gin**
Do you know why a crab has so many legs?
**[02:15] Gin**
So we can share them.
**[02:18] Gin**
Since the beginning of time, humans have
**[02:21] ---**
fought many foolish wars over crabs.
**[02:23] Gin**
Such as the Battle of Sekigahara
**[02:24] ---**
and the Battle of Okehazama.
**[02:26] Shin**
Uh, that's news to me.
**[02:29] Gin**
And so, the Holy Crab in Heaven...
**[02:31] Shin**
What's a Holy Crab?
**[02:32] Shin**
How did God turn into a crab?
**[02:34] Gin**
Gave crabs more legs to end
**[02:36] ---**
the tragic conflicts and allow us
**[02:39] ---**
to eat crab together.
**[02:41] Gin**
However, crabs could no longer
**[02:43] ---**
move forwards or backwards.
**[02:46] Gin**
Is it right to force the Holy Crab to live a sideways life?
**[02:49] Gin**
Is it right to force him to purely go
**[02:51] ---**
scissors without any missionary or doggy style?
**[02:53] Shin**
This conversation has gotten very weird.
**[02:56] Gin**
Let's do this peacefully.
**[02:58] Gin**
I'm sick of all the fighting over food,
**[02:59] ---**
like whenever we have a hot pot.
**[03:01] Shin**
That's true.
**[03:02] Shin**
Let's share this crab.
**[03:05] Gin**
If we include the claws, this thing has ten legs.
**[03:07] Gin**
There's plenty for everyone here.
**[03:10] Shin**
But how do we split ten legs between three people?
**[03:12] Shin**
One will be left over...
**[03:15] Shin**
Huh? What's going on?
**[03:16] Kagura**
A blackout?
***SIGN*** Power outage at Odd Jobs
**[03:18] Gin**
What the hell?
**[03:19] ---**
We were getting to the good part.
**[03:20] Shin**
I'll go check the circuit breaker.
**[03:24] Shin**
Ow!
**[03:26] Gin**
Come on, staff.
**[03:28] Gin**
You're already out of steam after the Four Devas arc?
**[03:30] Gin**
Stop slackin' off!
**[03:31] Shin**
Wait, this was in the manga.
**[03:34] Shin**
The author was overwhelmed
**[03:35] ---**
with that one-shot collection business.
**[03:37] Gin**
What?
**[03:38] ---**
He wouldn't be doing one-shots
**[03:39] ---**
if he kept slackin' on his main series, stupid!
**[03:40] Kagura**
Yeah, stupid!
**[03:42] Kagura**
Super Legend, my ass!
**[03:44] Kagura**
A bunch of one-shots from big shots?
**[03:45] Gin**
One of those guys clearly doesn't fit!
**[03:48] Gin**
There's a gorilla in the mix!
**[03:49] Kagura**
And he was unabashed about it!
**[03:51] Kagura**
Don't get too cocky, dammit!
**[03:53] Shin**
What are you guys talking about?
**[03:55] Shin**
I just checked the circuit breaker and it's fine.
**[03:58] Shin**
Power's back.
**[04:00] Shin**
Okay, let's get started then...
**[04:03] Shin**
Uh, excuse me...
**[04:05] Shin**
The Holy Crab was injured during the blackout.
**[04:08] Gin**
Maybe he bumped into the table?
**[04:10] Shin**
Yeah, a leg is missing.
**[04:13] Kagura**
It wasn't me!
**[04:15] Kagura**
I'm not evil enough to steal food while the power's out!
**[04:18] Shin**
It obviously wasn't me!
**[04:19] Shin**
So it was one of you two!
**[04:20] Kagura**
What was that?!
**[04:22] Kagura**
You probably swiped the leg
**[04:23] Kagura**
when you were pretending to go check the circuit breaker!
**[04:25] Kagura**
You said ow!
**[04:26] Kagura**
You probably cut yourself on the crab!
**[04:27] Shin**
I hit my head on the screen!
**[04:29] Gin**
Hey, cut it out!
**[04:31] Gin**
It's not possible to eat one
**[04:32] ---**
of those shelled monsters in the dark.
**[04:35] Gin**
Now, we have a number that divides perfectly into three.
**[04:40] Gin**
The Holy Crab must have been trying to stop us from fighting.
**[04:45] Gin**
Okay, enough bickering.
**[04:47] Gin**
Each of us gets three legs...
**[04:49] Shin**
You only get two!
**[04:51] Kagura**
Your mouth is bleeding because you didn't remove the shell!
**[04:54] Shin**
How desperate were you?!
**[04:56] Gin**
What are you guys talking about?
**[04:58] Gin**
When we were trashing that Legends mess during the blackout,
**[05:01] ---**
a gorilla appeared and smacked me hard.
**[05:04] Shin**
Who would believe that story?!
**[05:05] Gin**
The missing crab leg was also him, I'm guessing.
**[05:08] Gin**
It's pretty bad.
**[05:09] Gin**
He must be completely stressed out.
**[05:11] All**
Ah!
**[05:12] Shin**
Damn, another blackout.
***SIGN*** Power outage at Odd Jobs
**[05:14] Shin**
Gin-san, don't move an inch.
**[05:15] Shin**
One more time and you're gonna get it.
**[05:17] Gin**
Seriously, it wasn't me.
**[05:18] Gin**
Cross my heart and hope to die.
**[05:19] Gin**
Careful, guys.
**[05:20] Gin**
We don't know when the gorilla will come back.
**[05:23] Shin**
Kagura-chan?!
**[05:24] Kagura**
Stop!
**[05:26] Gin**
Hey! What's wrong, Kagura?!
**[05:30] Shin**
Ka-Kagura-chan!
**[05:31] Kagura**
My eye... My eye!
**[05:33] Gin**
Hold on, Kagura!
**[05:35] Gin**
It's okay.
**[05:36] Gin**
You just have a cut on your eyelid.
**[05:38] Kagura**
A gorilla...
**[05:40] ---**
A weird gorilla showed up and took a crab leg...
**[05:43] Kagura**
I tried to stop it... But...
**[05:45] Gin**
Look, Shinpachi!
**[05:47] Gin**
It took another crab leg!
**[05:50] Gin**
This is all Legend Gorilla's fault!
**[05:52] Shin**
No way!
**[05:54] Shin**
Huh?
**[05:55] Shin**
There's blood on the claw.
**[05:58] Shin**
Didn't you just cut your eye
**[05:59] ---**
on the claw when you tried
**[06:01] ---**
to eat a crab leg in the dark?
**[06:02] Kagura**
No!
**[06:04] Kagura**
The gorilla!
**[06:05] Kagura**
The gorilla grabbed the crab and stabbed me with it!
**[06:09] Shin**
Uh, you're talking with your mouth full.
**[06:11] Kagura**
No!
**[06:12] Kagura**
I fought back and bit off the gorilla's crotch!
**[06:16] Gin**
Damn gorilla...
**[06:17] ---**
That should teach you a lesson.
**[06:19] Shin**
Enough of this crap.
**[06:21] Shin**
Stop blaming the gorilla for everything!
**[06:23] Shin**
It's so obvious that you ate those crab legs!
**[06:26] Gin**
No, we didn't.
**[06:27] Kagura**
It was the gorilla. The gorilla ate them.
**[06:31] Shin**
You refuse to own up, huh...
**[06:33] Shin**
Fine, have it your way.
**[06:38] Shin**
We'll use a candle to prevent any further cheating
**[06:40] ---**
if the power goes out.
**[06:41] Gin**
Oh, good idea.
**[06:42] Gin**
Should have done this earlier.
**[06:45] Gin**
Not that I ever cheated.
**[06:47] Kagura**
I didn't cheat,
**[06:48] ---**
but this should keep that gorilla away.
**[06:50] Gin**
Since gorillas are afraid of fire.
**[06:52] Shin**
Then I'll divide up the legs so we can eat.
**[06:55] Gin**
Sure, go ahead.
**[06:57] Gin**
Give me a claw.
**[06:58] Gin**
I like the tougher meat.
**[07:00] Shin**
Okay, that should put an end to their thievery.
**[07:04] Shin**
If the power goes out, we'll still have light from the candle.
**[07:06] Shin**
Most importantly, the crab is in my hands.
**[07:10] Kagura**
Oh, the power went out again.
**[07:12] Kagura**
Something's wrong today.
**[07:14] Gin**
What's going on?
**[07:16] Gin**
I'll go check the circuit breaker.
**[07:18] Kagura**
I'll come with you.
**[07:20] Gin**
I'm gonna borrow a candle.
**[07:25] Shin**
Huh? What are they doing?
**[07:27] Shin**
They're leaving me alone with the crab?
**[07:30] Shin**
The crab is undefended!
**[07:32] Shin**
Is this a trap?!
**[07:33] Shin**
Or are they letting me have my way with it?
**[07:35] Shin**
Yes, this is the perfect chance!
**[07:37] Shin**
I should go for it!
**[07:38] Shin**
They already swiped two legs!
**[07:41] Shin**
I don't have time to waste!
**[07:45] Shin**
Huh?
**[07:46] Shin**
There aren't any legs left...
**[07:48] Gin**
Huh? This candle won't light.
**[07:50] Gin**
This one won't either.
**[07:51] Gin**
Nor this one.
**[07:52] Kagura**
Hey, Gin-chan.
**[07:53] Kagura**
These aren't candles...
**[07:57] Kagura**
They're crab legs.
**[07:58] Shin**
What?!
**[07:59] Gin**
Oh, you're right.
**[08:01] Shin**
That was when I realized how foolish I was.
**[08:05] Shin**
When I chose to focus on how to divide the legs among three people...
**[08:08] Shin**
How to squirrel the extra leg away from them...
**[08:11] Shin**
I was thinking too small.
**[08:13] Shin**
I lost before I even sat down at the table.
**[08:17] Shin**
They never had any intention of sharing a single crab leg.
**[08:21] Shin**
My tiny claw could never pierce
**[08:24] ---**
through their shamelessly thick shells.
**[08:29] Shin**
I will never stand a chance
**[08:31] ---**
until I bring out my own giant claws
**[08:33] Shin**
for plundering the entire world of every last crab!
**[08:37] Gin**
What's up with all the outages?
**[08:41] Kagura**
Let's try to get this crab party started again.
**[08:44] Shin**
No...
**[08:45] Shin**
Only the body and claws are left.
**[08:48] Gin**
What's done is done.
**[08:50] Gin**
I wasn't expecting people
**[08:51] ---**
to mistake crab legs for candles.
**[08:53] Shin**
In what world would you find people who
**[08:55] ---**
mistake crab legs for candles?
**[08:56] Kagura**
It's Shinpachi's fault for leaving the crab legs next to the candles.
**[09:00] Shin**
And you're trying to shift the blame to me
**[09:01] ---**
instead of apologizing!
**[09:03] Gin**
Well, it was an honest mistake.
**[09:05] Gin**
Let's forgive him.
**[09:06] Kagura**
You're so mature, Gin-chan!
**[09:08] Kagura**
Hey, Shinpachi.
**[09:09] Kagura**
Divide the crab into three equal portions.
**[09:12] Shin**
How can you people have the gall to talk about equal?!
**[09:17] Shin**
I want to hit them!
**[09:19] Shin**
Punch them in the face!
**[09:20] Shin**
But if I lose my cool now, they'll win!
**[09:24] Shin**
They've been trying to goad me into snapping
**[09:26] ---**
with their heavy-handed behavior.
**[09:29] Shin**
Forget that shit!
**[09:31] Shin**
You guys already ate eight crab legs!
**[09:32] Shin**
Three equal portions, my foot!
**[09:34] Shin**
The rest is mine!
**[09:36] Shin**
That's what they want me to say.
**[09:37] Shin**
But they'll have a response prepared.
**[09:41] Gin**
Don't be stupid.
**[09:42] Gin**
Two of the legs were eaten by that gorilla.
**[09:45] Gin**
We each ate three of the remaining six.
**[09:47] Gin**
By mistake, I mean...
**[09:49] Gin**
Thanks to someone else's mistake...
**[09:50] Gin**
Well, you can have the two claws with the tougher meat.
**[09:54] Gin**
But we're sharing the body.
**[09:57] Shin**
They'll use some kind of absurd logic to
**[09:59] ---**
declare that two claws are equal to four legs.
**[10:02] Shin**
That's why he said that line.
**[10:06] Gin**
Give me a claw.
**[10:08] Gin**
I like the tougher meat.
**[10:10] Shin**
He was trying to inflate the value of the claws
**[10:13] Shin**
as part of his strategy to fool me.
**[10:16] Shin**
But it's all a lie!
**[10:17] Shin**
The claw may look like it has more than a leg,
**[10:21] Shin**
but in reality, it's the same amount of meat!
**[10:23] Shin**
That guy was feigning interest in
**[10:26] ---**
the claws so he could be rid of them!
**[10:37] Shin**
He'll use the claws to distract
**[10:39] ---**
me while he aims straight for the body!
**[10:41] Shin**
I won't let that happen!
**[10:42] Shin**
I'm going to fight back!
**[10:44] Shin**
Fine then.
**[10:46] Shin**
I'll let you guys have the claws.
**[10:50] Shin**
Which means I'm stuck with the body.
**[10:53] Gin**
C-Could it be...
**[10:55] Gin**
He's using my statement about the claws
**[10:57] ---**
against me, to lock me down?!
**[11:01] Gin**
Despite all my taunting,
**[11:02] ---**
he's stayed calm and seen right through my plan,
**[11:05] Gin**
completely ignoring the claws
**[11:06] ---**
and going straight for the body!
**[11:10] Gin**
And he's pretending that he's doing us a favor
**[11:11] Gin**
by taking the body so he can win over the kid.
**[11:14] Gin**
A technique practiced by dads around the world!
**[11:18] Kagura**
I don't like the body cause it's all squishy and gross.
**[11:22] Shin**
Same here.
**[11:23] Shin**
But if you like crab legs so much, I'll take the body.
**[11:26] Gin**
Yes, the body of a crab is disgusting.
**[11:29] Gin**
Women and children tend to avoid it.
**[11:31] Gin**
But the dad knows
**[11:34] ---**
that the body contains Princess Crab-Paste!
**[11:39] Gin**
Shi-Shinpachi...
**[11:41] Gin**
You already know the secret of
**[11:43] ---**
Princess Crab-Paste at such a young age?!
**[11:46] Gin**
Indeed, Princess Crab-Paste is the
**[11:48] ---**
ugliest woman of the Sengoku period.
**[11:50] Gin**
Yet you know that her repulsive face hides...
**[11:52] Gin**
...the finest lay of the Sengoku period!
**[11:58] Shin**
Gin-san, you may have won some small skirmishes,
**[12:02] Shin**
but you haven't won the war.
**[12:04] Shin**
You must take the body...
**[12:06] Shin**
Take Princess Crab-Paste...
**[12:08] Shin**
if you wish to become a Crabqueror!
**[12:11] Shin**
I will be the one who conquers the world!
**[12:17] Shin**
Princess Crab-Paste!
**[12:19] Shin**
Are you all right?
**[12:21] Shin**
Don't worry! Everything will be okay!
**[12:24] Shin**
The Shimura army will keep you safe!
**[12:27] Shin**
The Sakata army approaches.
**[12:29] Shin**
It is too dangerous here!
**[12:30] Shin**
We must escape at once!
**[12:34] Shin**
Th-That's...
**[12:36] Shin**
That's impossible...
**[12:38] Shin**
Pr-Princess Crab-Paste...
**[12:40] Gin**
Princess Crab-Paste?
**[12:43] Gin**
Who are you talking about?
**[12:48] Shin**
I-Impossible!
**[12:50] Shin**
It isn't just Princess Crab-Paste!
**[12:52] Shin**
The body is...
**[12:54] Shin**
...completely empty!
**[12:55] Gin**
Oh, sorry, Shinpachi.
**[12:57] Gin**
I took the meat from the body and cooked it with rice.
**[13:00] Gin**
Oh, I saved the crab paste.
**[13:05] Shin**
C-Cooked it with rice?!
**[13:12] Gin**
How unfortunate, General Shimura.
**[13:14] Gin**
This castle belongs to the Sakata army now!
**[13:17] Gin**
And Princess Crab-Paste has fallen into our hands!
**[13:20] Gin**
This castle no longer holds any strategic value!
**[13:23] Shin**
It can't be...
**[13:25] Shin**
General Sakata...
**[13:27] Shin**
You anticipated that I would anticipate your plan?!
**[13:31] Gin**
Absolutely not.
**[13:32] Gin**
But in war,
**[13:35] ---**
the key is to become a coward with multiple back-up plans.
**[13:39] Shin**
N-No...
**[13:41] Shin**
He knew all along...
**[13:43] Shin**
...that my focus was on the body.
**[13:46] Shin**
And to fool me, he restored the body after taking its contents,
**[13:51] Shin**
and pretended to be Princess Crab-Paste.
**[13:53] Shin**
Yes, while I was falling into his trap,
**[13:56] Shin**
he was taking possession of the ultimate sword, Crabclaw!
**[14:01] Gin**
Yeah. Sorry, Pachi-boy.
**[14:03] Gin**
We even took the claws.
**[14:05] Gin**
You ended up without a single bite of crab.
**[14:08] Shin**
I misjudged him!
**[14:09] Gin**
But it's not our fault.
**[14:11] Gin**
You're the one who let us have them.
**[14:13] Shin**
You have sunk your fangs into the crab shell,
**[14:16] ---**
Gintoki the Viper!
**[14:18] Gin**
Well, I'll help myself then.
**[14:25] Gin**
The meat!
**[14:26] Gin**
The meat of the Crabclaw is gone!
**[14:30] Kagura**
The meat is right here.
**[14:33] Kagura**
Ta-da!
**[14:34] Gin**
Da-Daigoro!
**[14:38] Kagura**
You're so weird, Gin-chan.
**[14:40] Kagura**
Why do you like the claws so much?
**[14:42] Kagura**
There's more meat in the leg below the claw.
**[14:46] Kagura**
Silly Gin-chan.
**[14:47] Gin**
I spent too much time talking about claws!
**[14:50] Gin**
Technically, the term claw only
**[14:52] ---**
refers to the pincer at the very end!
**[14:54] Gin**
Still, I never expected her to divide up the claws like this!
**[14:59] Gin**
I ignored you since I assumed you were just a child,
**[15:02] Gin**
but you took advantage of my battle with General Shimura
**[15:05] Gin**
to use my own words against me.
**[15:07] Gin**
Daigoro, you are no ordinary Daigoro!
**[15:14] Gin**
You were sent by Iga?!
**[15:19] Kagura**
You aren't the only one
**[15:20] Kagura**
who intends to take advantage
**[15:21] ---**
of the chaos and conquer this world.
**[15:23] Kagura**
A true tactician would lay low until
**[15:26] ---**
he's already conquered the world in secret!
**[15:29] Kagura**
Viper!
**[15:30] Kagura**
I grant you an eternal slumber inside that empty shell!
**[15:37] Gin**
Not yet...
**[15:39] Gin**
I can still conquer the world...
**[15:44] Gin**
I may have lost the claws,
**[15:47] Gin**
but I used the treasures of the castle to create a new paradise!
**[15:54] Gin**
Castle Crab-on-Rice belongs to me!
**[15:56] Gin**
And Princess Crab-Paste is in my hands!
**[15:59] Gin**
As long as I hold these, my ambition will never die!
**[16:02] A**
Lord Viper! Look over there!
**[16:05] A**
A castle is being constructed
**[16:08] ---**
next to ours at an alarming pace!
**[16:11] Gin**
Th-That's...?!
**[16:13] Gin**
Castle Crab-Juice!
**[16:16] Gin**
I-Impossible!
**[16:17] Gin**
This man has gathered his surviving forces
**[16:20] ---**
and begun to build a castle!
**[16:22] Shin**
Gin-san!
**[16:23] Shin**
There's more to a crab than its meat!
**[16:25] Shin**
Even the shell has its flavor!
**[16:28] Gin**
Curse you!
**[16:29] Gin**
You plan to pit leftover juices against my crab-on-rice
**[16:32] ---**
and reverse the situation?!
**[16:37] Shin**
This is your last chance to seek a peaceful resolution, Viper!
**[16:40] Shin**
Grant me the right to access Castle Crab-on-Rice
**[16:42] Shin**
and meet with Princess Crab-Paste!
**[16:44] Gin**
Preposterous!
**[16:45] Gin**
How dare you seek to bargain
**[16:47] ---**
on equal footing with me, the Crabqueror?!
**[16:50] Shin**
Who said anything about equal footing?!
**[16:52] Shin**
I, Shinpachi Shimura,
**[16:53] ---**
demand seventy percent of Castle Crab-on-Rice!
**[16:57] Gin**
S-Seventy percent?!
**[16:58] Gin**
You overestimate what you hold!
**[17:01] Shin**
You have dug your own grave, Viper!
**[17:04] Shin**
Crab on rice may sound delicious,
**[17:08] Shin**
but in reality, it barely tastes any different from plain rice!
**[17:12] Shin**
Yes, alone, crab on rice holds no power!
**[17:16] Shin**
Your castle serves as little more than decoration!
**[17:19] Shin**
Crab on rice requires flavorful vegetables
**[17:21] ---**
which have been cooked in crab juice!
**[17:23] Shin**
You can no longer survive
**[17:25] ---**
in the Sengoku period without me!
**[17:27] Gin**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[17:29] Gin**
You have underestimated the potency of my hand-salted rice!
**[17:32] Gin**
Fire!
**[17:37] A**
It's no use, Lord Viper!
**[17:39] A**
There isn't enough flavor!
**[17:43] Shin**
Fire!
**[17:46] A**
Such firepower!
**[17:47] A**
The crab juice is strong in him!
**[17:49] Gin**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[17:51] Gin**
This is like Gian vs. Nobita!
**[17:54] Gin**
We're a perfect match!
The ultimate combination!
**[17:57] Gin**
Best friends forever!
**[17:59] Shin**
It's over, Viper!
**[18:01] Shin**
Time to let me take over the world!
**[18:04] Gin**
Silence!
**[18:05] Gin**
I have my own Doraemon in Princess Crab-Paste!
**[18:11] Shin**
Wh-What?!
**[18:13] Gin**
This shaking...
**[18:15] Kagura**
It'll taste better this way.
**[18:24] Gin**
Tha-
**[18:25] Shin**
That's...
**[18:27] Both**
That's...!
**[18:30] Both**
The castle in the sky!
**[18:32] Both**
Crab-Congee-Laputa!
**[18:35] Gin**
I-Impossible!
**[18:36] Gin**
Castle Crab-on-Rice and Castle Crab-Juice
**[18:38] ---**
were taken over and combined into one?!
**[18:42] Shin**
She's stolen our cooking to create the ultimate recipe
**[18:45] Shin**
and lay claim to the mantle of conqueror!
**[18:48] Both**
You're...!
**[18:50] Gin**
You're no ordinary assassin of Iga!
**[18:53] Kagura**
Exactly.
**[18:55] Kagura**
I'm neither Daigoro nor an assassin of Iga.
**[18:59] Kagura**
My true name is Kagura Crab Congee Laputa.
**[19:03] Kagura**
A descendant of the royal family
**[19:05] Kagura**
which ruled over the ancient city of Crab-Congee-Laputa.
**[19:08] Kagura**
I have been waiting for this moment,
**[19:10] Kagura**
when you would unlock the path to Crab-Congee-Laputa,
**[19:14] Kagura**
for I never could have
**[19:16] ---**
cooked crab on rice or vegetables in crab juice on my own.
**[19:19] Kagura**
Excellent work.
**[19:21] Kagura**
I appreciate your efforts.
**[19:23] Kagura**
In return, I shall give you
**[19:25] ---**
a demonstration of the true power of crab!
**[19:40] Shin**
O-One egg can cause this much damage?!
**[19:44] Gin**
A little stirring and the smell has me drooling!
**[19:47] Both**
Th-This is the true power of crab!
**[19:52] Paste**
Please stop her...
**[19:54] Shin**
Pr-
**[19:55] Shin**
Princess Crab-Paste!
**[19:57] Paste**
Stop fighting over crab!
**[20:00] Paste**
Crabs were never meant to create conflict.
**[20:03] Paste**
Crabs are meant to bring everyone
**[20:05] ---**
together around the table for a pleasant meal.
**[20:07] Paste**
Wasn't that your original intention?
**[20:13] Kagura**
Magnificent!
**[20:13] Paste**
It's not too late!
**[20:15] Kagura**
The finest show on Earth!
**[20:15] Paste**
The three of you can share this meal together.
**[20:18] Gin**
It's too late.
**[20:20] Gin**
Our souls are enraged by the long battle.
**[20:24] Shin**
We can never bury this hatchet.
**[20:26] Paste**
It will be fine.
**[20:27] Paste**
I will help to mend fences.
**[20:30] Paste**
The savory flavor of crab paste is gentle as the ocean.
**[20:34] Paste**
I'm sure that it will soothe your souls
**[20:36] ---**
and restore your kind nature.
**[20:39] Paste**
Now, speak the words of unity and add me to the pot.
**[20:50] Both**
Balse appetit.
**[21:02] Kagura**
Forget it.
**[21:03] Kagura**
You can have the rest.
**[21:12] Shin**
Let's get this crab party restarted...
**[21:14] Shin**
No, let's get this crab party started.
**[21:18] Gin**
Sure, you have forty seconds to get ready.
**[21:35] Shin**
It tastes too fishy.
**[21:37] Gin**
Imitation crab is better.
**[21:42] Paste**
Yes, that's right.
***SIGN*** Crab-Flavored Sausage
**[21:47] Paste**
Band together
**[21:52] Paste**
to eat cheap food!
***SIGN*** Next Episode People Forget to Return Stuff All the Time Without Even Realizing It
**[23:30] Kagura**
Next time:
**[23:31] Kagura**
People forget to return stuff all the time without even realizing it!