E208 - Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sa     It's like a dream come true! [00:02] Sa     Gin-san buying a pair of glasses for me... [00:06] Sa     I'll think of these glasses     as you and never let them go! [00:10] Sa     I'll treasure them forever! [00:13] Zenzo     I heard that you're not getting     any assassination work. [00:16] Zenzo     Only makes sense after all the mistakes, [00:18] ---     and you even injured your own men. [00:21] Zenzo     They'll be coming for you. [00:24] Zenzo     The Assassins of Assassins Squad! [00:27] Zenzo     The Lethal Punishers! [00:30] Sa     I'm sorry... [00:32] Sa     They were a present from Gin-san... [00:36] Sa     I promised to treasure them... [00:41] Gin     You don't need to see a thing right now. [00:44] Gin     Don't need to see a thing. [00:46] Gin     When you wake up, [00:48] Gin     there won't be any cracks in your vision. [00:51] Gin     The Assassins of Assassins     of Assassins Squad! [00:55] Gin     Lethal Odd Jobs is moving out! [00:58] Zenzo     Is everybody in position? [01:00] Shin     Roger. [01:03] Zenzo     You all went to Don Quijote! [01:04] Zenzo     Don Quijote... [02:39] Zenzo     This sensation... [02:41] Zenzo     Someone's here... [02:43] Zenzo     two on the roof, [02:45] Zenzo     one inside, [02:47] Zenzo     and one in the yard... [02:49] A     I can smell multiple humans. [02:54] A     As expected. [02:56] A     But it doesn't matter how many there are. [02:59] A     This time, we'll finish her off [03:02] A     along with the others. [03:05] Zenzo     Th-They're here... [03:07] Zenzo     The hell are they doing?! [03:14] Zenzo     Hurry! [03:15] Zenzo     Hurry back! SIGN    Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things [03:27] Zenzo     Do you read me? Do you read me? [03:29] Zenzo     Five suspicious figures on the premises. [03:31] Zenzo     The Punishers have come! [03:33] Zenzo     Get your asses back here! [03:34] Zenzo     Sarutobi's completely helpless right now! [03:36] Zenzo     I can't hold them off for long! [03:38] Zenzo     I repeat! [03:39] Zenzo     Get back to the house! [03:41] Zenzo     Sarutobi's going to die, over! [03:44] Shin     What? [03:45] Shin     Gin-san, he said that the Punishers     are already there, over. [03:47] Gin     Hold on. [03:48] Gin     They have the enema type, [03:50] ---     but they're out of the suppository, over. [03:52] Shin     No, it's not for me! [03:52] Zenzo     Forget about that already, over! [03:54] Gin     Eh? You're the one who     told me to buy some, over. [03:57] Zenzo     The situation has changed! [03:59] Zenzo     This isn't the time to be     worrying about my anus, over! [04:01] Gin     Screw that! [04:02] Gin     I'm buying your damn Preparation H! [04:04] Gin     Get your hemorrhoids ready, over! [04:06] Zenzo     It won't be my ass that's     bleeding all over the place! [04:07] Zenzo     I said to forget about it, over! [04:09] Shin     Zenzo-san, I sent Kagura-chan     and Sadaharu back first. [04:13] Shin     We'll be right behind them,     so you'll have to make [04:15] ---     do with wet wipes in the meantime, over! [04:17] Zenzo     Damn... [04:18] Zenzo     My plan has been ruined by these fools. [04:23] Zenzo     Do you read me? [04:23] Zenzo     Zenzo here. [04:25] Zenzo     Where are you, China girl? Over. [04:30] Kagura     Who's there?! [04:31] Kagura     Who are... [04:32] Zenzo     Hey, what's wrong?! [04:34] Zenzo     Did something happe-- [04:36] Zenzo     It can't be... [04:37] Zenzo     China girl! [04:41] Kagura     Are... Are... [04:43] Kagura     Are you using SECOM? [04:46] Zenzo     What kind of dream is that?! [04:48] Zenzo     Why do you sound like a commercial     for a private security company?! [04:51] Zenzo     And why are you asleep again? [04:52] Zenzo     Why did you come back then, dammit?! [04:54] Kagura     It's too late for us kiddies     and doggies to be up... [05:00] Zenzo     Don't fall asleep! [05:01] Zenzo     Wake up! [05:02] Zenzo     Do you want to die with Sarutobi?! [05:04] Kagura     Fine, fine. [05:07] Kagura     I get it. [05:09] Kagura     I'll keep my eyes open and stand watch. [05:12] Zenzo     You think you can fool me with that?! [05:16] Zenzo     Why are you sleeping next to Sarutobi?! [05:18] Zenzo     Idiot! [05:18] Zenzo     I'll have to go wake her up. [05:30] N     Punisher No. 1 [05:31] N     Pillow Masa. [05:33] N     He makes sure that his target's slumber [05:34] N     is permanent by swapping     the target's pillow for one [05:37] N     that has a bomb in the blink of an eye. [05:38] N     An assassin who goes after     targets when they're asleep. [05:40] Zenzo     H-Here he comes... [05:42] Zenzo     At the worst possible time! [05:47] Zenzo     A-A bomb! [05:48] Zenzo     Hey! Wake up! [05:50] Zenzo     Run away! [05:52] Zenzo     A bomb... [05:52] Kagura     Shut up! [05:53] Zenzo     What?! [05:54] Zenzo     Are you an idiot?! [05:55] Zenzo     This isn't the time to be sleeping! [05:57] Zenzo     Wake up! [05:59] Masa     Hmph. [06:00] Masa     Good night, ladies. [06:09] Masa     I-It's so heavy! [06:11] Masa     The pillow won't budge! [06:13] Masa     What's wrong with this girl?! [06:14] Masa     It's like her head is made out of lead! [06:17] Zenzo     He insists on killing people by swapping [06:20] ---     out their pillows? [06:25] Masa     Don't take me lightly! [06:27] Masa     I've disposed of many traitors     by swapping their pillows! [06:31] Masa     I won't let this little girl... [06:33] Masa     Won't let this little girl...! [06:36] Masa     Got it! [06:41] Masa     How sleepy can you be?! [06:43] Masa     Let go of your damn pillow! [06:46] Masa     There! [06:49] Masa     Yes, that's more like it. [06:52] Masa     Now, ladies, [06:53] Masa     good night. [06:54] Zenzo     This is bad! [06:58] Masa     Huh? [06:59] Kagura     I use SECOM... [07:03] Zenzo     Hey! [07:04] Zenzo     How can your sleeping be so violent?! [07:21] Shin     Do you read me? [07:22] Shin     Shimura here. [07:24] Shin     I just heard an explosion in the yard. [07:26] Shin     Is everything okay? [07:27] Shin     Over! [07:28] Zenzo     Well, I'm not sure what just happened, [07:30] Zenzo     but one of them was taken out. [07:31] Shin     Huh?! [07:32] Zenzo     There are still four left. [07:33] Zenzo     I'll move Sarutobi. We can meet somewhere else. [07:36] Zenzo     Where are you? [07:37] Shin     We already came back, [07:39] Shin     but I got separated from Gin-san. [07:41] Shin     I'm trying to find everyone     from a high place. [07:43] Zenzo     High place?! [07:45] Zenzo     You idiot! [07:45] Zenzo     The enemy's gonna spot you! [07:48] Shin     What am I supposed to do then? [07:49] Shin     There we go! [07:50] Shin     I can see you! [07:52] Shin     I'm up here! [07:54] Shin     Man, it's so hot. [07:56] Shin     I bought a few t-shirts. [07:58] Shin     Would you like to change into one? [08:00] Zenzo     Behind you! [08:01] Zenzo     Behind you, Shimura! [08:06] Shin     Wh-Who are you?! SIGN    Punisher No. 2 [08:08] Tatsu     T-Shirt Tatsu. [08:10] Tatsu     An assassin who specializes in t-shirts. [08:11] Tatsu     He makes sure that his target     is permanently too tight [08:13] Tatsu     by swapping the target's     medium-sized t-shirt for his own [08:15] Tatsu     small-sized t-shirt in the blink of an eye. [08:16] Shin     What the hell is an assassin     who specializes in t-shirts?! [08:16] Tatsu     He is very proud of his t-shirts [08:18] Shin     You're not even an assassin! [08:18] Tatsu     and is a big fan of artistic t-shirts. [08:20] Shin     You're just an old man in a t-shirt! [08:22] Tatsu     Strip. [08:24] Tatsu     Shut up and strip! [08:25] Shin     Wait! Let me go! [08:28] Zenzo     Hey, there's something wrong with this image! [08:29] Zenzo     It's creeping me out! [08:31] Zenzo     The hell are you people doing?! [08:32] Zenzo     Who cares about a t-shirt?! [08:33] Tatsu     It's so heavy! [08:34] Tatsu     I can't take off his t-shirt! [08:36] Tatsu     Is this a large instead of a medium?! [08:40] Zenzo     Is there really that much of a difference?! [08:42] Tatsu     Don't take me lightly! [08:43] Tatsu     I've put on many tight t-shirts [08:45] ---     by taking off such loose t-shirts! [08:49] Tatsu     I won't let this large-sized t-shirt... [08:50] Tatsu     Won't let this large-sized t-shirt...! [08:54] Tatsu     Got it! [08:57] Tatsu     He was wearing a small t-shirt to begin with! [08:59] Zenzo     Who gives a damn?! [09:01] Shin     Well, Gin-san took the medium one. [09:05] Shin     Sorry about this. [09:07] Tatsu     No, I should be the one to apologize. [09:09] Tatsu     You should have told me that     you were wearing a small. [09:11] Zenzo     What's going on? [09:12] Zenzo     Why are small ones acceptable? [09:13] Zenzo     What do you have against medium t-shirts?! [09:15] Shin     Actually, I have a bunch     of small t-shirts here. [09:18] Shin     You can have them if you'd like. [09:19] Zenzo     What? I can try them on? [09:21] Zenzo     What are you doing?! Do your job! [09:23] Zenzo     Aren't you a Punisher?! [09:24] Zenzo     Did you come here to try on t-shirts?! [09:26] Tatsu     Whee! T-shirts are meant to be small! [09:30] Tatsu     It feels so good to have the cloth     pulled tightly across your skin! [09:34] Tatsu     Huh? This shirt is bigger than I expected. [09:37] Shin     Oh, there weren't any mediums, but     there was a large one in there. [09:40] Shin     That's okay though, right? [09:47] Tatsu     You tricked me! [09:49] Zenzo     Why?! [09:50] Zenzo     Why would he die because     he put on a large t-shirt?! [09:52] Zenzo     What's the story here?! [09:55] Shin     I feel kinda bad. [09:57] Shin     But now, there are only three left. [10:00] Zenzo     Three? [10:02] Zenzo     Did this guy even count? [10:05] Gin     Sakata here. [10:07] Gin     I just heard a small-sized t-shirt     being ripped apart in the yard. [10:10] Gin     Is everything okay? Over. [10:12] Zenzo     How could you hear that?! [10:13] Zenzo     Is everything okay with your ears?! [10:15] Gin     Oh, there you are. [10:16] Shin     Gin-san, where'd you go? [10:17] Shin     I was worried. [10:19] Gin     Well, it's so hot. [10:21] Gin     So I was digging through the     fridge for something cold. [10:24] Gin     I found some Chuuberts. [10:26] Zenzo     Don't you people have any sense of danger?! [10:28] Zenzo     Why are you changing into t-shirts     and looking around for snacks [10:31] ---     while assassins are running around?! [10:33] Zenzo     And those Chuuberts are mine! [10:35] Gin     Don't be stupid! [10:36] Gin     I risked my life to grab these [10:37] ---     Chuuberts while assassins are running around! [10:40] Gin     They're mine! [10:40] Zenzo     I was saving those for later! [10:43] Zenzo     I'm never gonna let you have the grape one! [10:45] ---     Now, now. [10:46] Kagura     There's a grape and a soda, [10:48] ---     so let's be nice and share. [10:51] Zenzo     Why are you back awake like     nothing ever happened? [10:53] Zenzo     How did a Chuubert wake up someone [10:55] ---     who was knocked out by an explosion?! [10:58] Kagura     If we break them in half, we'll have four. [11:01] Kagura     I want soda. [11:03] Gin     I want grape. [11:05] Shin     I'll take soda then. [11:06] Kagura     See? It worked out perfectly. [11:10] Sa     G-Grape... [11:17] Gin     She seems to be having a nightmare. [11:19] Zenzo     Let's break them in half then. [11:20] Sa     Grape! [11:22] Ga     That's my choice... [11:26] Gin     Hey! [11:27] Gin     Why are you making requests while [11:28] ---     pretending to have a nightmare?! [11:30] Gin     Grape, my ass! [11:31] Gin     Whose fault do you think this mess is? [11:34] Shin     Gin-san! You shouldn't do     that to someone who's injured! [11:36] Gin     She's obviously awake! [11:37] Gin     She's only pretending to be asleep! [11:39] Kagura     Not much we can do. [11:40] Kagura     I guess the grape people will     have to do rock, paper, scissors [11:42] ---     with the loser getting the knobs on the end. [11:44] Zenzo     Don't be ridiculous! [11:45] Zenzo     The soda people should join in then! [11:46] Zenzo     I'd rather have a soda than the knobs! [11:48] Kagura     No way! [11:49] Kagura     This is a problem for the grape people! [11:51] Kagura     Don't drag the soda people into this! [11:53] Kagura     Right, Pachi-boy? [11:54] Shin     I'm fine with grape or soda. [11:57] Sa     Th-Then Pachi-boy gets left out... [12:01] Shin     How can you say such terrible things while [12:03] ---     having a nightmare, Sa-chan-san?! [12:04] Shin     Gin-san! She's obviously awake! [12:07] Gin     Then the loser gets both the knobs. [12:10] All     Okay! [12:10] Gin     First comes rock! [12:12] All     Rock, paper... [12:13] Shin     Huh? Hold on. [12:14] Shin     Uh... [12:16] Shin     Don't these Chuuberts look a little strange? [12:19] Zenzo     How? [12:19] Gin     Now that you mention it,     they seem a little clean. [12:23] Gin     Huh? [12:24] Gin     They don't have any knobs? [12:25] All     Ah... SIGN    Punishers No. 3, 4     Assassins who specialize in Chuuberts. They make sure that their target is permanently suffering from a brother complex [12:35] Chu     The Chuubert Chu Brothers! [12:37] Chu     Refer to the caption for the     rest of our introduction! SIGN    by swapping the longer part of the Chuubert for the shorter part in the blink of the eye. Incidentally, the brothers split their own Chuuberts vertically. [12:39] Gin     Don't bother coming up with an intro     if you're too lazy to give it! [12:42] Chu     How unfortunate! [12:44] Chu     We switched the longer parts     for the shorter parts! [12:49] Chu     The shorter end is perfect for you fools! [12:52] Chu     You get to experience the anguish [12:53] ---     felt by a younger brother when relinquishing [12:55] ---     the longer part to your older brother! [12:58] Chu     Even though you aren't little brothers! [13:04] Chu     Brother, it worked perfectly! [13:06] Chu     The souls of our comrades will rest easy now! [13:08] Chu     Let us return home and celebrate     with the longer parts of Chuuberts! [13:12] Chu     This BGM is... [13:13] Chu     There are others who are     able to use this BGM?! [13:17] Chu     Brother! [13:18] Chu     Th-There are Chuuberts...! [13:20] Chu     Chuuberts in our asses! [13:26] Chu     Y-You bastards! [13:29] Zenzo     Give back... [13:30] Gin     ...the longer Chuubert parts. [13:34] Chu     S-Spare us! [13:35] Chu     We already ate them! [13:36] Chu     Stupid brother! [13:38] Chu     H-Hold on! [13:39] Chu     We'll buy new ones for you! [13:40] Chu     Promise! [13:41] Chu     Please spare our lives! [13:42] Chu     Please! We'll buy as many as you want! [13:44] Chu     How many longer parts do you want? [13:47] Chu     Wait! Wait! [14:13] Gin     Yo. [14:14] Gin     Sorry to keep you waiting, boss. [14:16] Zenzo     We punished your Punishers. [14:19] Gin     Four weak-ass Punishers. [14:21] Gin     They need a special crash     course on the art of killing. [14:24] Gin     Work 'em to the bone. [14:27] Gin     Take this message to your superiors. [14:29] Gin     If they want to crush Sa-chan the Assassin, [14:31] Gin     they better send every killer they got. [14:35] Boss     Don't worry. [14:36] Boss     I already let them know. [14:51] Boss     I knew that killing the top assassin [14:54] ---     in Edo wouldn't be easy. [14:57] Gin     I-I was just kidding, boss! [15:00] Gin     Give me a break! [15:02] Gin     It was just a joke! [15:04] Gin     A little killer of a joke! [15:07] Gin     You don't have to be so serious! [15:09] Gin     Okay, there you have it! [15:11] Gin     Everybody's dismissed! [15:12] Gin     Good work! [15:13] Gin     Sorry about the mix-up! [15:16] Gin     Uh, are you listening? [15:17] Gin     Really, I'm sorry! [15:18] Gin     I'm apologizing! [15:20] Zenzo     Hey! What do you think you're doing?! [15:23] Zenzo     This is all because you got too cocky! [15:25] Gin     That's because I thought it was     safe to start playing it cool! [15:28] Zenzo     Don't give me that shit! [15:29] Zenzo     I was coerced into helping these people! [15:32] Zenzo     Keep them and let me go! [15:33] Kagura     Bring it on! [15:35] Kagura     If Gin-chan dies, his     soul will live on in us! [15:40] Gin     Why are you making it sound like     I'm the only one who's gonna die?! [15:42] Gin     You can live on inside me! [15:45] Boss     Ayame Sarutobi, you have good friends. [15:47] Gin     We aren't friends! [15:49] Gin     We're total strangers! [15:50] Gin     We have nothing to do with her! [15:51] Boss     But your crime was to     succumb to your weakness. [15:55] Boss     We don't need weak assassins. [15:57] Boss     I have cut down many evil villains with [16:00] Boss     this very blade to protect     Edo from the shadows. [16:04] Boss     I cannot allow my blade to falter [16:06] ---     for the sake of one weakling. [16:10] Boss     If you need something to blame,     blame your own weakness. [16:13] Boss     And your failure to protect     your own comrades! [16:17] Shin     Gin-san! [16:26] Zenzo     What?! [16:28] Sa     The bells of Jetavana toll, [16:31] Sa     echoing the impermanence of all things. [16:35] Sa     The color of the flowers on the sal tree... [16:38] Sa     Only the evil practice certain death. [16:44] Sa     I won't let you lay a finger on these people. [16:48] Sa     Or I'm not Sa-chan the Assassin. [16:50] Shin     Sa-chan-san! [16:52] Boss     So you've returned from the     depths of hell, Ayame Sarutobi. [16:57] Boss     I was ready to grant you [16:58] ---     a peaceful crossing of the River Styx. [17:02] Boss     You intend to resist us     in your current state? [17:05] Boss     I'm sure that you've already seen [17:07] ---     how you stand no chance against us. [17:12] Sa     I wouldn't know, [17:14] Sa     since I have poor eyesight. [17:19] Sa     But... [17:20] Sa     I can see clearly now. [17:22] Sa     How I was a fool. [17:23] Sa     How kind everyone has been. [17:25] Sa     How Zenzo's hemorrhoids are getting worse. [17:27] Zenzo     What? [17:28] Sa     And I now see what it is     that I must truly treasure. [17:32] Sa     I can see everything [17:33] Sa     without wearing these. [17:37] Gin     Come on... [17:39] Gin     That was harsh. [17:42] Gin     Those glasses were a present. [17:46] Sa     I'm still wearing... [17:48] Sa     ...the glasses you and everyone else gave me. [17:51] Sa     I'm wearing the wonderful glasses     which let me see your souls... [17:54] Sa     ...on the inside. [17:57] Sa     Thank you, Gin-san,     Shinpachi-kun, Kagura-chan. [18:00] Sa     Who are you again? [18:01] Zenzo     You just had to turn me     into the butt of a joke! [18:04] Sa     I promise to treasure     the glasses you gave me. [18:10] Boss     What difference will a     new pair of glasses make? [18:14] Boss     You don't need glasses to see... [18:16] Boss     ...that imminent death approaches. [18:19] Boss     With the Punishers on the case, [18:22] Boss     your death is assured! [18:38] A     I-Impossible! [18:39] A     She's shooting beams from her glasses! [18:47] Boss     Stand firm! [18:48] Boss     Attack her glasses from behind! [18:50] Boss     Aim for her glasses! [18:52] Voice     Three enemies approaching at     seven meters from the left rear. [18:55] Voice     Power levels are 120, 98, 111. [18:59] Voice     They will attack after the     scene change. Prepare yourself. [19:04] Sa     I can see! I can see! I can see! [19:07] Sa     I feel like my entire     body is wearing glasses! [19:09] Sa     I can see everything! [19:10] Kagura     Go, Sa-chan! [19:11] Shin     Show them the power of a glasses girl! [19:13] Zenzo     The power of the Oniwaban! [19:15] Gin     The power of Sa-chan the Assassin! [19:17] Both     Give it to them! SIGN    Kill [19:54] Sa     The Glasses School of Ninjutsu! [19:56] Sa     Ultimate technique! [20:03] Sa     Take this! [20:05] Sa     Flight of the Hundred Glasses! [20:24] Boss     I-Impressive, Ayame Sarutobi... [20:29] Boss     You were able to accurately     place glasses of the [20:33] ---     wrong prescription on every single Punisher. [20:38] Boss     Y-You are Edo's greatest glasses gi-- [20:43] Boss     Assassin... [20:47] Kagura     You did it! [20:48] Kagura     Way to go, Sa-chan! [20:50] Shin     You've finally mastered the [20:52] ---     ultimate technique of the Glasses School. [20:54] Zenzo     What is this Glasses School? [20:55] Zenzo     I'm the only one who doesn't know it? [20:56] Zenzo     You've all heard of it? [20:58] Gin     You can tell that those glasses     were made by old Gengai. [21:01] Gin     They're not bad. [21:02] Zenzo     Are those even glasses? [21:04] Zenzo     Wouldn't they be considered a weapon? [21:05] Gin     I should ask him to make me a pair of glasses [21:07] ---     that can see through clothes     and remove mosaic censors. [21:10] Zenzo     Oh, could you ask him to make two pairs? [21:13] Sa     Thank you. [21:14] Sa     I couldn't have done it     without everybody's help. [21:16] Gin     Hey, could you not look in this direction? [21:18] Gin     I'm scared that you'll start shooting beams. [21:19] Sa     It's a marvel. [21:21] Sa     The world looks so beautiful     through these glasses. [21:24] Sa     Take Zenzo's drab house. [21:28] Sa     It looks so flashy that it's almost on fire. [21:30] Zenzo     It really is on fire! [21:31] Zenzo     You're shooting beams! [21:32] Zenzo     The hell are you doing?! [21:33] Sa     It must be because these glasses     were a present from all of you. [21:36] Sa     How wonderful. [21:37] Sa     I'm going to treasure them. [21:41] Sa     Thank you so much! [21:42] Sa     I love you, Gin-san! [21:43] Zenzo     Wait! [21:44] Zenzo     Don't walk around my home     with those glasses on! [21:47] Shin     Gin-san, [21:48] Shin     it seems that glasses [21:49] ---     aren't meant to be given as a present, [21:51] ---     even from loved ones. [21:52] Kagura     Hmm? [21:53] Kagura     Why's that? [21:55] Shin     Because you can't regift them. [21:58] Gin     Clever, but it rubbed me the wrong way. [22:00] Gin     Hey, Kagura-kun. [22:01] Gin     How about a shot of beams for Shinpachi? SIGN    Look forward to next time.