E206 - It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board

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[00:10] Gin
    Okay, attention please?
[00:12] Gin
    Some of you may have already noticed,
[00:15] Gin
    but there's this little dot here.
[00:18] Gin
    Kind of like a secondary
    sex characteristic.
[00:20] Gin
    But it's not pronounced
    Gintama Dash or Dot.
[00:24] Gin
    Due to grown-up circumstances,
[00:26] ---
    there has to be something here.
[00:28] Gin
    Because grown-ups grow hair down there.
[00:30] Gin
    But it's still pronounced Gintama.
[00:32] Gin
    Grown-ups keep their mouths shut
[00:35] ---
    when someone's unshaven.
[00:37] Gin
    So with that lesson learned,
    let's try this again.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[02:14] Otose
    Apparently, she's got herself...
[02:18] Otose
    ...a man.
[02:22] Otose
    I noticed that Catherine was behaving
[02:24] ---
    rather oddly lately.
[02:25] Otose
    That explains why.
[02:27] Gin
    So, did someone lose a bet or something?
[02:30] Otose
    He's a regular here.
[02:32] Otose
    They've been on friendly
    terms for a while.
[02:34] Gin
    No, seriously. This guy must have lost
[02:37] Gin
    This defies logic.
[02:38] Gin
    No man would ever be interested
    in that nasty woman.
[02:40] Gin
    Clearly, she was the result
    of a bad joke by God.
[02:45] Gin
    If he threw together some
    leftover cat and housewife parts
[02:47] ---
    to make a present for his grandchild,
[02:49] Gin
    which was then relegated
[02:51] ---
    to chew toy duty, that would be her.
[02:55] Tama
    But don't you think that
[02:57] ---
    Catherine-san looks prettier these days?
[02:59] Gin
    How?
[03:00] Gin
    You mean how the cat and
    housewife parts fit together?
[03:02] Gin
    That's because God files
    the edges and gives the
[03:04] ---
    putty plenty of time to dry.
[03:05] Tama
    According to my data,
[03:07] ---
    women become more beautiful
[03:08] ---
    when they fall in love.
[03:09] Gin
    What?
[03:10] Gin
    That's just lip service.
[03:13] Tama
    Don't they tend to place their
[03:14] ---
    hand on their cheek and sigh?
[03:16] Gin
    Just stop already.
[03:18] Gin
    Women, old and robot,
    always love this topic.
[03:22] Tama
    My folder of love stories
    is ten yottabytes.
[03:25] Gin
    That's ridiculously huge!
[03:26] Gin
    Listen to me.
[03:28] Gin
    You can putty up a Zaku
    as much as you want.
[03:29] Gin
    It's never going to become a Gundam.
[03:31] Gin
    Fix your data.
[03:33] Tama
    Understood.
[03:34] Tama
    Master Gintoki can never
    be like Hiro Mizushima.
[03:37] Tama
    Gajiro Sato is the best he can manage.
[03:39] Gin
    What's with the cruel gap
    in wavy hair characters?
[03:42] Catherine
    I'm back.
[03:44] Gin
    Look, the Zaku's back.
[03:46] Gin
    Tune her up, mechanic.
[03:48] Catherine
    Sorry I took so long.
[03:51] Catherine
    There was an elderly person
[03:52] ---
    who needed help carrying something.
[03:55] Catherine
    Please deduct it from my wages.
[04:00] Gin
    Z-ZZZ Gundam has returned!
[04:03] Tama
    Didn't I explain this to you?
[04:04] Gin
    Explain what?!
[04:07] Gin
    Her physique is completely different!
[04:09] Gin
    You can't pin this on an
    idiosyncratic animator!
[04:12] Catherine
    Oh, Gintoki-san.
[04:13] Catherine
    Welcome.
[04:15] Catherine
    Enjoy yourself.
[04:16] Gin
    Even her personality has been Newtype'd!
[04:19] Gin
    Why is she so polite now?!
[04:21] Gin
    Love can't change a girl this much!
[04:24] Catherine
    Wait, love...?
[04:26] Catherine
    You all know?
[04:28] Catherine
    Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
[04:30] Catherine
    I'm sorry.
[04:31] Catherine
    I planned to tell you
[04:33] ---
    once everything was settled...
[04:35] Otose
    Everything was settled?
[04:37] Otose
    Catherine, are you...
[04:40] Catherine
    Otose-san, I'm...
SIGN    Snack Otose
[04:44] Catherine
    ...in a relationship with
[04:45] ---
    someone who wants to marry me.
SIGN    It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board
[04:56] Shin
    Suejiro Suemoto-san.
[04:58] Shin
    A regular at Otose-san's place.
[05:00] Shin
    That's how he got to know Catherine-san.
[05:02] Shin
    He's an up-and-coming entrepreneur
[05:04] Shin
    with considerable influence.
[05:06] Kagura
    Hmm...
[05:08] Kagura
    There are some real weirdos out there.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[05:11] Shin
    People have always sucked up
[05:13] ---
    to him because of his money,
[05:15] Shin
    so Catherine-san was like
    a breath of fresh air.
SIGN    Catherine-san!
SIGN    Sorry about being late.
SIGN    Please don't worry about it.
SIGN    You should wipe off your sweat first.
SIGN    Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    (My, Suejiro-san is so bold.)
SIGN    Flower House
SIGN    Oh, dear. My head is spinning.
SIGN    This is so much fun.
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    Whoa...!
SIGN    Catherine-san...
SIGN    Suejiro-san...
[06:00] Gin
    Wait a second.
[06:02] Gin
    Is this the right show?
[06:05] Gin
    Who wants to see them
    fawn over each other?
[06:08] Shin
    Gin-san, we should be happy for them.
[06:11] Shin
    That would be the grown-up response.
[06:12] Gin
    Hah!
[06:13] Gin
    Grown-up!
[06:14] Gin
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:14] Gin
    So sorry!
[06:16] Shin
    In any case, business is
    booming at Snack Otose.
[06:19] Shin
    It must be the charm of
    a new wife or something,
[06:22] Shin
    since Catherine-san has
    doubled her clientele.
[06:25] Shin
    And Suejiro-san seems
    like a nice person.
[06:27] Shin
    He was a regular customer,
[06:29] Shin
    so he isn't going to tell
    her to stop working.
[06:32] Kagura
    Hmph!
[06:33] Kagura
    Make sure you don't fall
[06:35] ---
    for a woman like her, Sadaharu!
[06:36] Kagura
    You never know when she's gonna
[06:38] ---
    turn back into a chew toy.
SIGN    Sugar Content
[07:31] Shin
    He lost all of his assets
[07:32] ---
    when Lehman Brothers went bankrupt.
[07:35] Shin
    So he was saying that he can
[07:37] ---
    no longer make Catherine-san happy...
[07:38] Kagura
    So he wants to call it off?
[07:40] Kagura
    Just goes to show that he's a man with
[07:42] ---
    no money and no balls.
[07:44] Shin
    But Catherine-san refused.
[07:46] Shin
    She said that she would support him.
[07:49] Kagura
    Huh?
[07:51] Shin
    Suejiro-san has a piece
    of property left that
[07:54] ---
    isn't in the Kabuki district.
[07:55] Shin
    He's going to open a new business there.
[07:58] Shin
    With Catherine-san.
[07:59] Kagura
    So what?
[08:01] Kagura
    That thief who showed up in
[08:02] ---
    episode 12 of this anime,
[08:04] Kagura
    is finally leaving in episode 206?
[08:07] Shin
    Well, it's like she's graduating,
[08:09] ---
    becoming independent.
[08:13] Shin
    Otose-san will be a little lonely,
[08:15] Shin
    but I'm sure that she'll be the first
[08:17] ---
    one to congratulate them.
[08:20] Tama
    Master Gintoki.
[08:21] Tama
    There is an emergency.
[08:23] Tama
    Could you come see Ms.
    Otose immediately?
[08:28] Gin
    Uh, I have a little
    emergency of my own here.
[08:31] Gin
    Could you leave immediately?
[08:33] Tama
    I will take over here.
[08:35] Gin
    Take over what?
SIGN    Keep the bathroom clean!
[08:36] Tama
    Go see Ms. Otose now.
[08:39] Gin
    After walking through the cold,
[08:41] ---
    I'm at terminal velocity,
    or diarrhea city.
[08:44] Tama
    I have retrieved the appropriate data.
[08:45] Tama
    I simply need to continue
    making ice cream, correct?
[08:48] Gin
    Chocolate.
[08:50] Gin
    And make sure it doesn't
    fall off the cone.
[08:53] Gin
    Man...
[08:54] Gin
    What's going on?
[08:56] Shin
    She probably wants to talk about
[08:57] ---
    Catherine-san and Suejiro-san's future?
[09:02] Kagura
    -Gin-chan!
    -Gin-San!
[09:03] Suejiro
    Catherine!
[09:04] Suejiro
    Are you okay?!
[09:06] Suejiro
    What was that for?!
[09:08] Suejiro
    Otose-san!
[09:10] Otose
    If you want to leave, scram.
[09:13] Otose
    I won't object or try to stop you.
[09:17] Otose
    But I can't stand
[09:19] ---
    to watch people like you who dream
[09:22] Otose
    and can't keep their feet on the ground.
[09:26] Suejiro
    You can call me whatever you want!
[09:29] Suejiro
    But are you really saying that
[09:30] ---
    Catherine's hopes are
    just a pipe dream?!
[09:32] Catherine
    Otose-san...
[09:33] Suejiro
    Catherine!
[09:34] Catherine
    I've been saving up money
[09:39] ---
    so I might open my own bar one day...
SIGN    Snack Otose
[09:43] Catherine
    I wanted to create a place
[09:45] ---
    like this one, where
    everyone was all smiles.
[09:50] Catherine
    I wanted to become a
    selfless person like you...
[09:58] Otose
    I see how it is, Suejiro-san.
[10:00] Otose
    I was wondering how you could
[10:02] ---
    afford to open a new business.
[10:03] Otose
    That explains it.
[10:05] Catherine
    Don't say that!
[10:08] Suejiro
    I just want to work together
    for our future...!
[10:11] Otose
    Go ahead and get married,
    be independent.
[10:15] Otose
    You don't need permission from me.
[10:18] Otose
    We're total strangers, after all.
[10:23] Otose
    Or is there more?
[10:24] Otose
    You came here because you wanted to
[10:28] ---
    weasel money out of me and Catherine?
[10:32] Shin
    Otose-san!
[10:33] Shin
    That's crossing the line...
[10:34] Catherine
    Always...
[10:36] Catherine
    I always thought of you as my mother...
[10:42] Catherine
    Fine, you old hag!
[10:44] Catherine
    I don't need your permission!
[10:46] Catherine
    And I'm never coming back to see you!
[10:50] Catherine
    Roll over and die!
[10:52] Otose
    That's nice.
[10:54] Otose
    I feel a lot better knowing that I won't
[10:55] ---
    have to see your face again!
[10:57] Catherine
    Wait up, hag!
[10:58] Catherine
    I'm not finished with you...
[11:00] Otose
    I'll give you that instead of money.
[11:02] Otose
    You can display it in your bar.
[11:04] Otose
    It'll be the perfect place to display
[11:05] ---
    a cheap bottle of alcohol.
[11:06] Catherine
    You old hag!
[11:07] Catherine
    I'll make you eat your words!
[11:09] Catherine
    I'll start up a bar that beats
[11:10] ---
    the crap out of this run-down place!
[11:12] Catherine
    I'll become bigger than you ever will!
[11:16] Catherine
    Goddamn!
[11:17] Suejiro
    Catherine!
[11:18] Suejiro
    Catherine!
[11:18] Shin
    Catherine-san!
[11:19] Kagura
    Hey, you thief!
[11:21] Suejiro
    Catherine!
SIGN    Kabuki District Station
[11:38] Shin
    Write us a letter once
    you're settled down.
[11:40] Shin
    And invite us over
    once your bar is open.
[11:44] Shin
    We'll all come to visit.
[11:46] Tama
    Let me know if anything comes up.
[11:49] Tama
    I will be right there.
[11:51] Catherine
    Thank you very much.
[11:52] Shin
    Sorry that this isn't
    much of a send-off...
[11:55] Shin
    Where did Gin-san run off to this time?
[11:58] Shin
    Hey, Kagura-chan!
[11:59] Shin
    You should say goodbye.
[12:02] Kagura
    Don't come back!
[12:04] Shin
    Come on, Kagura-chan!
[12:06] Kagura
    But if it's too much to take...
[12:09] Kagura
    If you can't put up with the in-laws,
[12:12] Kagura
    you can come back after
    raking him for alimony.
[12:15] Kagura
    You'll be more than welcome then.
[12:22] Catherine
    Really, thank you for everything.
[12:26] Catherine
    Please take care...
[12:30] Shin
    Catherine-san, uh...
    About Otose-san...
[12:32] N
    The train on Platform 2
    will be departing momentarily.
[12:35] Catherine
    I'll be going then.
[12:37] Catherine
    Suejiro-san is waiting for me.
[12:40] Shin
    Please wait, Catherine-san!
[12:43] Catherine
    Please take care of...
[12:47] Catherine
    ...Otose-san for me.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[12:55] Otose
    Didn't you read the sign?
[12:57] Otose
    We're closed today.
[12:59] Gin
    Really?
[13:00] Gin
    Guess you don't have a choice
[13:02] ---
    without your poster girl around.
[13:04] Gin
    Don't worry.
[13:06] Gin
    I'm not here for a drink.
[13:08] Gin
    I'm here to do the pouring.
[13:20] Otose
    I never knew.
[13:24] Otose
    When I first met her,
[13:26] ---
    she was just a dirty thief.
[13:28] Otose
    I felt so bad for her
[13:31] Otose
    that I let her stay at my bar.
[13:33] Otose
    But she kept wandering off.
[13:38] Otose
    Couldn't really blame her
[13:40] ---
    since she was a stray at heart,
[13:43] Otose
    but lately, she's settled down
[13:46] ---
    and been working hard.
[13:50] Otose
    I never knew she actually
    had a plan for her future...
[13:54] Gin
    You didn't like the guy?
[13:56] Otose
    I should be grateful
[13:57] ---
    that anyone was willing to take her.
[14:01] Otose
    I understand that she
    can't exactly be choosy.
[14:04] Otose
    Still, as a parent...
[14:07] Otose
    Your daughter can bring
    home the perfect man
[14:10] Otose
    and you'll still be able
    to find something wrong.
[14:13] Otose
    I can't just smile and send her off,
[14:16] Otose
    when I know she's going to suffer.
[14:19] Otose
    That was the best I could manage.
[14:24] Otose
    I feel bad.
[14:26] Otose
    So this is how it ends.
[14:30] Gin
    If you feel bad, don't
    talk like it's over.
[14:36] Gin
    Once she's opened a bar
    that's as good as this one,
[14:40] Gin
    you should go have a drink.
[14:49] Otose
    Catherine, find your happiness.
[14:58] N
    The last train is departing.
[15:04] N
    Today's service has concluded.
[15:08] N
    Please exit the station
    in a swift manner.
[15:34] Man
    Suemoto?
[15:35] Man
    Nope, never heard of him.
[15:37] Man
    I don't think there's anybody
    by that name in this area.
[15:40] Man
    A bar?
[15:41] Man
    No, no.
[15:43] Man
    They're going to open a drugstore here.
SIGN    Greater Edo Bank
SIGN    Please wait.
SIGN    Your balance is 0 yen. Would you like a receipt?
[16:06] Machine
    Please remove your card.
[16:22] Man
    Are you new here?
[16:24] Man
    I don't know what you've been through,
[16:26] ---
    but it's a harsh world out there.
[16:29] Man
    If you need anything, let me know.
[16:32] Man
    They call me the lord of this park.
[16:35] Man
    I'll do anything for a little alcohol...
SIGN    Bacchus
[16:40] Man
    W-Wait!
[16:41] Man
    Wh-Where did you get this stuff?!
[16:44] Catherine
    Don't touch that!
[16:46] Man
    L-Lady, that's incredible stuff!
[16:48] Man
    Bacchus wine from Planet Bacchus,
[16:51] ---
    only made once every hundred years!
[16:57] Man
    Legendary stuff that
[16:58] ---
    will net hundreds from any collector!
[17:00] Man
    H-How did you get your hands on this?!
[17:06] Otose
    You can display it in your bar.
[17:08] Otose
    The perfect place to display
    a cheap bottle of alcohol.
[17:13] Catherine
    Otose-san...
[17:16] Catherine
    You were giving me a push in the back...
[17:20] Catherine
    I'm so sorry, Otose-san...
[17:25] Catherine
    I have no place to display
    this wonderful bottle...
[17:30] Man
    Wait, I didn't drink any!
[17:31] Man
    I didn't even take a sip!
[17:33] Man
    I just touched the bottle!
[17:34] Man
    I'm sorry! Really sorry!
[17:37] Man
    Sorry! I'm sorry!
[17:39] Man
    Okay?
[17:44] Madao
    So yeah.
[17:47] Madao
    She wouldn't tell me
[17:48] ---
    what happened when I asked.
[17:51] Madao
    She kept saying that she
[17:52] ---
    couldn't go back because she promised.
[17:55] Madao
    I guess she got sick
    of me asking questions,
[17:58] Madao
    since she just ran off.
[18:01] Madao
    Do you know anything, Gin-san?
[18:04] Gin
    Hasegawa-san...
[18:06] Gin
    Were your parents happy
    when you got married?
[18:10] Madao
    Where did that come from?
[18:13] Madao
    I married into money.
[18:15] Madao
    So my whole family was thrilled.
[18:18] Gin
    I see...
[18:21] Gin
    That's what matters in the end.
[18:25] Madao
    Hey, it's starting, Gin-san!
[18:28] Madao
    Whoa, wait!
[18:29] Madao
    Wh-What?!
[18:30] Madao
    Man, that's nasty!
[18:32] Madao
    Gin-san!
[18:34] Madao
    Look at that!
[18:35] Madao
    What?
[18:38] Madao
    Huh?
SIGN    Easy Financing Evil Loans
[18:41] Loan
    You actually got the money.
[18:43] Loan
    I knew you could do it.
[18:45] Loan
    You just have to trick a few women
[18:47] ---
    and you can pay back
    your loan in no time.
SIGN    Evil 4 Lyfe
[18:49] Loan
    What was your opinion of this target,
[18:51] ---
    as a former gigolo.
[18:53] Suejiro
    Quite frankly, she was so easy
[18:54] ---
    that I was bored to death.
[18:56] Suejiro
    I just used her dream of opening a bar,
[18:59] Suejiro
    and she completely fell for it.
[19:01] Suejiro
    Stupid woman.
[19:03] Suejiro
    Why would I waste my
    time on that old lady?
[19:06] Suejiro
    I could barely stand
    walking next to her.
[19:09] Loan
    I don't know how you
    came up with the idea
[19:11] Loan
    of pretending to go broke
    after you were a couple.
[19:14] Suejiro
    Most women will do anything for money.
[19:17] Suejiro
    But there are a few exceptions
[19:19] Suejiro
    who have a weakness for the penniless.
[19:23] Loan
    You're starting to look
    pretty evil yourself.
[19:26] Loan
    At this rate, you'll pay
    off the rest in no...
[19:29] Loan
    Wh-What's that?!
[19:33] Man
    B-Bro!
[19:34] Man
    We're under attack!
[19:36] Loan
    Wh-What?!
[19:37] Loan
    Which gang is it?!
[19:38] Man
    It's not a gang!
[19:39] Man
    There's only one...
SIGN    Evil 4 Lyfe
[19:44] Suejiro
    You're the man who was at Otose's bar!
[19:48] Gin
    Don't worry.
[19:50] Gin
    You guys aren't evil.
[19:53] Gin
    You just stole money from a woman
[19:55] ---
    who was saving up for her dream...
[19:58] Gin
    You fooled her into thinking you
[20:00] ---
    wanted to marry her so you
    could take her money...
[20:04] Gin
    That doesn't make you evil.
[20:08] Gin
    I'll show you what true evil looks like.
[20:25] Otose
    Do you have a moment?
[20:28] Otose
    I feel like having a drink.
[20:31] Otose
    Are you open?
[20:33] Otose
    That's a relief.
[20:35] Otose
    I didn't think anyone
[20:37] ---
    would be open with the snow and all.
[20:40] Otose
    Just give me one shot
    of your cheapest booze.
[20:57] Otose
    This is a nice place.
[20:59] Otose
    You can watch the moon, watch the snow,
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    and have a drink.
[21:05] Otose
    But I have one complaint.
[21:10] Otose
    Nobody cries while pouring a drink.
[21:16] Otose
    You have to have a smile
    on your face at all times.
[21:22] Otose
    Even if the customer is crying.
[21:26] Otose
    You still have much to learn, Catherine.
[21:38] Gin
    Well, let's go have a drink.
[21:41] Shin
    Gin-san.
[21:42] Gin
    I brought a little present...
[21:44] Gin
    The drinks...
[21:47] Gin
    ...are on me.
SIGN    Catherine Greater Edo Bank
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:24] Sa
    It's like a dream come true!
[23:26] Sa
    I'll pretend like these
    glasses are Gin-san
[23:27] ---
    and never let them go!
[23:29] Sa
    Next time:
SIGN    Glasses Are Part of the Soul
[23:30] Sa
    Glasses are part of the soul!