E202 - Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

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[00:01] Shin
    The land of the samurai.
[00:02] Shin
    There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
[00:06] Shin
    With the arrival of the Amanto from outer space and the Sword Ban twenty years ago,
[00:11] Shin
    the samurai class fell into decline.
[00:14] Shin
    In these hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai. His name is Gintoki Sakata.
[00:20] Shin
    Kagura and I, Shinpachi Shimura, work at Odd Jobs Gin, which is coincidentally...
[00:25] Kagura
    Enough already!
[00:26] Gin
    Why would you reuse the introduction now?!
[00:31] Shin
    Because this is supposed to be a new show!
[00:33] Shin
    We have to explain the context for the newcomers!
[00:36] Kagura
    It's a waste of time to worry about the context of this anime.
[00:40] Kagura
    The audience is only kind of paying attention.
[00:43] Gin
    Right.
[00:45] Gin
    So Gintama is kind of back in 16:9.
[02:28] Shin
    The first episode of Gintama in a year.
[02:31] Shin
    It'll take a little time to get back in the flow,
[02:33] Shin
    but for now, it's back to work.
SIGN    
    
[02:36] Shin
    It feels like I haven't been here in forever.
[02:39] Shin
    Good morning!
[02:42] Shin
    I guess he's still asleep.
[02:44] Shin
    Seriously, we're finally back on air...
[02:47] Shin
    Wake up, Gin-san!
[02:48] Shin
    Vacation's over.
[02:50] Shin
    The show is back...
[02:55] Gin
    This town hasn't changed...
[02:58] Gin
    Everybody's walking around with glum faces.
[03:02] Shin
    Wait!
[03:03] Shin
    Who are you?!
[03:04] Shin
    What are you doing in here?!
[03:05] Shin
    I'll call the police...
[03:06] Gin
    Shinpachi.
[03:07] Gin
    You haven't changed either.
[03:09] Gin
    Couldn't find anything to do while we ran reruns for a year?
[03:13] Gin
    You never learn.
[03:15] Shin
    Th-That voice...
[03:17] Gin
    Hey, now.
[03:18] Gin
    You even forgot my face?
[03:22] Gin
    Well, they say it only takes a man three days to grow out of his boots.
[03:27] Gin
    It's me.
[03:30] Gin
    Gin-san.
SIGN    
[03:38] Shin
    What?!
[03:39] Gin
    Long time no see, Pachi-boy.
[03:41] Gin
    How you been doing?
[03:42] Shin
    No, wait!
[03:43] Shin
    Long time no see?!
[03:44] Shin
    What?!
[03:45] Shin
    Sure, it's been a year since the show was last on air...
[03:47] Shin
    What the hell happened to you in the past year?!
[03:49] Gin
    That's long enough for my hair to grow out.
[03:52] Shin
    Forget your hair!  You look like a completely different character!
[03:55] Shin
    You're acting like we just ran into each other for the first time in years at the World Martial Arts Tournament!
[03:59] Shin
    Why do you have a scar?!
[04:00] Shin
    Why do you have that patch on your chest?!
[04:02] Gin
    What do you mean?
[04:04] Gin
    Did you forget the promise we made?
[04:06] Shin
    Huh?
[04:06] Gin
    After the show ended, we held a little pow wow.
[04:09] Gin
    Don't you remember?
[04:10] Shin
    Huh?
[04:11] Shin
    What are you talking about?
[04:12] Gin
    With the TV show and movie over with,
[04:14] Gin
    Gintama was starting to lose its novelty.
[04:17] Gin
    So we discussed how it was necessary to
[04:19] Gin
    give the show a breath of fresh air to keep the fans interested.
[04:23] Gin
    Each of us would use this break to work on a remedy.
[04:28] Gin
    And then we would return to New Odd Jobs.
[04:32] All
    We'll meet up at Jabaody Archipelago in two years!
[04:35] Shin
    We never made any promises!
[04:37] Shin
    Where the hell is Jabaody Archipelago?!
[04:39] Gin
    Doesn't matter where it is.
[04:41] Gin
    It comes down to feeling and inspiration.
[04:43] Shin
    Inspiration, my ass!
[04:44] Shin
    You stole that promise from a different anime!
[04:46] Shin
    Nobody was waiting for you fools!
[04:48] Gin
    Man, I spent all my time training hard.
[04:51] Gin
    What were you doing?
[04:52] Gin
    I had a rough time.
[04:54] Gin
    Getting blown up by weird aliens...
[04:57] Gin
    Impaled by cyborgs...
[04:59] Gin
    Losing my woman to some guy with a mad widow's peak...
[05:01] Shin
    You keep using flashbacks from other shows!
[05:04] Shin
    And you did all of this in one year?!
[05:06] Gin
    Huh? One year?
[05:08] Gin
    What are you talking about?
[05:09] Gin
    Two years have passed in this anime in the past year.
[05:13] Shin
    That's not much of a difference.
[05:16] Shin
    And you're clearly lying!
[05:17] Shin
    I mean, this show follows the Sazae format where nobody ages...
[05:19] Gin
    I'm not lying.
[05:20] Gin
    Just look at how much I've changed.
[05:22] Kagura
    I'm back!
[05:24] Kagura
    'Sup!
[05:25] Kagura
    Long time no see, guys!
[05:26] Kagura
    How you been doing?
[05:28] Kagura
    Huh?
[05:29] Kagura
    Did you shrink, Shinpachi?
[05:31] Shin
    Uh, er...
[05:32] Shin
    Excuse me.
[05:33] Shin
    Who are you?
[05:35] Kagura
    What? It's me.
[05:39] Kagura
    Kagura.
[05:40] Shin
    Wait!
[05:43] Shin
    What?!
[05:45] Kagura
    You look exactly the same.
[05:48] Gin
    Right?
[05:49] Gin
    This guy didn't do anything the past two years.
[05:51] Shin
    Wait! This is...
[05:52] Shin
    Kagura-cha-
[05:53] Shin
    Kagura-san?!
[05:54] Shin
    You've gotta be kidding!
[05:55] Shin
    She's completely grown up!
[05:58] Kagura
    They say it only takes a woman three days to grow out of her boots.
[06:01] Shin
    No, they don't!
[06:02] Kagura
    I'm tired after the long trip.
[06:04] Kagura
    Bring me some clothes.
[06:05] Kagura
    I'm gonna take a nap.
[06:06] Shin
    No, wait.
[06:07] Shin
    There's something else we need to address first...
[06:10] Kagura
    Too slow, Nappa!
[06:11] Gin
    She's fast...
[06:12] Gin
    She changed into her pajamas and plopped herself on the couch the moment she got home.
[06:15] Gin
    She's grown into one hell of a pajama girl.
[06:17] Shin
    Am I supposed to be impressed?!
[06:18] Shin
    And what was the point in standing on my head?!
[06:21] Gin
    Kagura, where were you training?
[06:23] Kagura
    Nowhere really.
[06:24] Kagura
    I flew around space with Pappy.
[06:26] Kagura
    Oh, I brought some souvenirs you can eat...
[06:30] Gin
    Huh?
[06:30] Gin
    Are you talking about this?
[06:32] Gin
    Sorry, I already ate it.
[06:33] Kagura
    He's fast...
[06:34] Kagura
    He finished them off before I even mentioned them...
[06:37] Kagura
    Gin-chan's grown into one hell of a greedy guy.
[06:39] Shin
    That wouldn't be considered growth!
[06:40] Shin
    And do you feel you have to stand on my head to look impressive?!
[06:45] Gin
    It appears that my two years of training wasn't for nothing.
[06:49] Kagura
    We're going to start a new legend here at New Odd Jobs!
[06:52] Kagura
    I'm getting excited!
[06:53] Shin
    Nothing's changed!
[06:54] Shin
    Hell, the two of you have regressed!
[06:57] Shin
    Anyway, is it true?!
[06:59] Shin
    Two years have passed while I wasn't paying attention?!
[07:02] Shin
    Nobody told me about this!
[07:04] Shin
    Why was I the only one left behind?!
[07:06] Gin
    That's what happens when you treat the break as a vacation.
[07:10] Gin
    You're supposed to work hard when people aren't watching.
[07:13] Shin
    You're the one who's trying to convince everyone you were training during the break!
SIGN    
[07:17] Gin
    Personally, I want to know how you're able to look exactly the same after two years.
[07:23] Gin
    Two years is enough for ramen to grow stale.
[07:25] Kagura
    By the way, Sadaharu tagged along with me and grew a lot, Nappa.
[07:29] Shin
    Can you stop calling me Nappa?
[07:32] Kagura
    Ah, it must be Sadaharu!
[07:34] Kagura
    Pets weren't allowed on my ship, so I had to put him on a different one.
[07:40] Shin
    Oh, he hasn't changed at all.
[07:43] Shin
    Why did you say that he grew a lot, Kagura-san?
[07:46] Shin
    Actually, he looks smaller now?
[07:49] Kagura
    Here's the receipt.
SIGN    
[07:59] Shin
    Uh...
[08:00] Shin
    Excuse me.
[08:01] Shin
    Sadaharu just left.
[08:04] Shin
    Uh, our pet just ran off, Mister.
[08:08] Sadaharu
    It's been a while.
[08:11] Sadaharu
    I, Sadaharu, have finished serving my time.
[08:14] Shin
    Him?!
[08:16] Shin
    Hold on!
[08:17] Shin
    That's impossible!
[08:18] Shin
    This is clearly the delivery man!
[08:21] Shin
    That dog was obviously Sadaharu!
[08:23] Kagura
    That was a delivery dog from Planet Komainu.
[08:26] Kagura
    Sadaharu's shy, so I had him delivered by a dog just like him.
[08:30] Shin
    Just like him?!
[08:31] Shin
    That was obviously Sadaharu!
[08:32] Shin
    And they don't look anything like each other!
[08:35] Kagura
    Like I said, he grew a lot.
[08:38] Shin
    This isn't called growing a lot!
[08:40] Shin
    This is called turning into a completely different creature!
[08:42] Gin
    Shinpachi, dogs grow faster than humans.
[08:46] Gin
    Two years is enough for them to become old men.
[08:49] Shin
    This guy is literally just an old man!
[08:51] Sadaharu
    Brother Shinpachi,
[08:52] Sadaharu
    if I've done anything to offend you, I apologize.
[08:56] Shin
    Brother?!
[08:57] Sadaharu
    Please don't blame Sister.
[09:00] Sadaharu
    I will make amends!
[09:04] Sadaharu
    If a doggy or two will satisfy you...
[09:07] Shin
    Wait!
[09:08] Shin
    Wait, wait, wait!
[09:09] Shin
    What do you mean by doggy?!
[09:10] Shin
    Why does this remind me of pinky amputation?!
[09:12] Shin
    What's wrong with this Sadaharu?!
[09:13] Shin
    Why is he acting like a direct-to-video fan?!
[09:15] Shin
    Huh?
[09:16] Shin
    Wait a second.
[09:16] Shin
    That's...
[09:17] Shin
    On closer look, there's something at the end of his tail...
[09:19] Shin
    Sadaharu?!
[09:20] Shin
    There's a small Sadaharu on his tail?!
[09:22] Gin
    What's this?
[09:23] Shin
    What's going on?!
[09:26] Sadaharu
    Uncle, Brother...
[09:28] Sadaharu
    Mind if I tell you an old story?
[09:32] Sadaharu
    There was a very happy dog who belonged to very wonderful owners.
[09:37] Sadaharu
    However, the dog always wondered if he was worthy of his owners.
[09:45] Sadaharu
    In order to join his owners as they marched on, to move forward,
[09:49] Sadaharu
    the dog chose to fight alongside them.
[09:52] Sadaharu
    Day after day, he would place his tail in scorching sand.
[09:56] Shin
    Why would you do that?
[09:57] Sadaharu
    Day after day, he would make his tail watch Karate Kid 3.
[10:01] Shin
    Why would you do that?
[10:03] Sadaharu
    Eventually, a firm wart appeared on his tail.
[10:08] Sadaharu
    It continued to grow bigger.
[10:11] Sadaharu
    However, as the wart grew in size,
[10:13] Sadaharu
    his body shrunk.
[10:15] Sadaharu
    As though the wart was sapping his strength...
[10:17] Sadaharu
    Do you understand?
[10:18] Sadaharu
    That's right - I am that wart.
[10:22] Shin
    How could I possibly understand?!
[10:23] Kagura
    Long story short, the wart traded places with the original.
[10:26] Shin
    That's so short that I have no idea what you mean!
[10:29] Sadaharu
    Do not worry.
[10:30] Sadaharu
    Sadaharu and I may be different in appearance,
[10:32] Sadaharu
    but our minds are connected through this tail, and we share the same destiny.
[10:36] Sadaharu
    You can call us the Wartio Brothers.
[10:37] Shin
    That's not funny!
[10:38] Sadaharu
    Please call me Wartiharu.
[10:40] Sadaharu
    It is an honor.
[10:41] Shin
    I'm not gonna call you that!
[10:42] Shin
    How are we supposed to keep this freak as a pet?!
[10:45] Shin
    I won't have it!
[10:46] Shin
    I refuse to accept this!
[10:48] Kagura
    Hey! Wait, Nappa!
[10:50] Shin
    Otose-san!
[10:52] Shin
    Hello?
[10:53] Shin
    Listen to this!
[10:54] Shin
    Gin-san and Kagura are...
[10:55] Otose
    What's all the fuss about?
[10:57] Otose
    Don't just barge into a lady's room.
[10:58] Otose
    You should knock first.
[11:01] Tama
    Is there a fight going on, Master Shinpachi?
[11:04] Catherine
    It's probably something stupid again.
[11:07] Catherine
    Just ignore him.
[11:08] Catherine
    It's a waste of time to listen to him.
[11:10] Shin
    I knew it...
[11:11] Shin
    You haven't changed at all...
[11:13] Shin
    They were lying about two years passing.
[11:15] Otose
    What are you babbling about?
[11:18] Otose
    In any case, it's been...
[11:21] Otose
    ...quite some time since I've seen you.
[11:23] Tama
    A long time.
[11:24] Catherine
    A very long time.
[11:28] Shin
    You're all Wartiharu!
[11:30] Tama
    Oh, you recognize us?
[11:32] Shin
    There's nothing to recognize!
[11:33] Shin
    You've all evolved into different creatures!
[11:34] Shin
    And an android is capable of growing warts?!
[11:36] Tama
    They were all intent on improving themselves,
[11:39] Tama
    and after pushing themselves too hard for two years, we were born.
[11:43] Tama
    For now, you can call us Wartise, Wartirine, and Warti.
[11:46] Shin
    So there's nothing left of Tama-san?!
[11:49] Gin
    Like I said,
[11:51] Gin
    everybody's been working hard while you weren't watching.
[11:54] Gin
    We've all been trying to grow.
[11:56] Shin
    Only their warts have grown!
[11:58] Gin
    Pachi-boy, it doesn't matter what you think.
[12:01] Gin
    The past two years aren't coming back.
[12:03] Gin
    You have to face reality and look to the future.
[12:06] Gin
    You'll have plenty of chances to redeem yourself!
[12:10] Gin
    Right now, you're denying yourself that chance...
[12:12] Gin
    The chance to create a wart!
[12:14] Shin
    You bet I'm gonna deny that chance!
[12:17] Shin
    Just leave me alone.
[12:19] Shin
    There was a two year jump during the one year break like in One Piece...
[12:23] Shin
    Warts turning into old men...
[12:27] Shin
    Everybody leaving me behind...
[12:29] Shin
    How am I supposed to accept this?!
[12:44] Otae
    Shin-chan, may I come in?
[12:46] Shin
    Sorry.
[12:48] Shin
    I don't want to see anyone right now.
[12:51] Shin
    It feels like everyone's gone to a faraway place.
[12:57] Shin
    I've experienced this many times before.
[13:01] Shin
    I dream about this all the time, Sis.
[13:06] Shin
    We're all running in the darkness.
[13:09] Shin
    But everyone else is faster than me.
[13:12] Shin
    I try my best to catch up,
[13:14] Shin
    but I end up alone in the darkness.
[13:20] Otae
    Shin-chan, you're a lucky boy.
[13:24] Otae
    Because you have a goal to guide you through the darkness.
[13:29] Otae
    The truly unfortunate are those who stand still without any sense of which direction to go.
[13:34] Otae
    And it's hardest on the person who's running out in front when he can't tell left from right...
[13:42] Otae
    True, they aren't nice enough to slow down for you.
[13:47] Otae
    They may take a lot of detours...
[13:50] Otae
    But you believe that he's moving forward, right?
[13:55] Otae
    You're very fortunate to have someone like that, Shin-chan.
[13:59] Otae
    No matter how far away he gets, you'll still be able to see him.
[14:02] Otae
    And as long as you keep moving, I know that you'll be able to catch up.
[14:06] Otae
    It only makes sense.
[14:07] Otae
    Since I'll be there to kick you along.
[14:14] Shin
    Sis...
[14:15] Shin
    Sis...
[14:17] Shin
    Sis!
[14:19] Shin
    It doesn't matter if two years have passed!
[14:21] Shin
    I can go anywhere if I'm with you!
[14:28] Kondo
    That's the little brother I know!
[14:30] Kondo
    You can hang on tight to the two of us!
[14:32] Kondo
    I won't go easy on you!
[14:33] Kondo
    But I promise to take you to Neverland!
[14:36] Otae
    Honestly...
[14:37] Otae
    Don't get so excited that you forget about us, Isao-san.
[14:41] Otae
    Though I'll always be right behind you.
[14:43] Kondo
    Now that we're all happy, let's have dinner!
[14:45] Kondo
    Hurry up, or you won't get any!
[14:48] Otae
    Please, wait for me, Isao-san!
[14:50] Kondo
    What's for dinner tonight?
[14:53] Otae
    Your favorite.
[14:55] Kondo
    What? Curry...
[14:56] Otae
    Omelets.
[14:57] Kondo
    Thought so!
[14:58] Kondo
    Y-Yay!
[14:59] Kondo
    This will help me forget everything bad that's happened!
[15:16] Otae
    Now, Isao-san.
[15:17] Otae
    Open wide!
[15:18] Kondo
    Come on, Otae-san.
[15:21] Kondo
    I can eat my own food.
[15:23] Otae
    Please, why are you acting so shy?
[15:26] Otae
    We're married now.
[15:28] Otae
    This is a perfectly normal thing to do.
[15:29] Kondo
    You're such a doll!
[15:31] Kondo
    Nobody would be able to guess which one of us used to stalk the other one!
[15:35] Otae
    Don't say that.
[15:36] Otae
    If I'd known how kind you were,
[15:39] Otae
    I could have found happiness much sooner.
[15:42] Otae
    I never imagined that you would quit the Shinsengumi and help us with our dojo.
[15:46] Kondo
    The Shinsengumi can do fine without me.
[15:50] Kondo
    They have plenty of responsible people.
[15:52] Kondo
    But it's my job to support you, Otae-san.
[15:56] Kondo
    I'm hopeless without you...
[15:59] Otae
    Oh, please!
[16:01] Kondo
    I can't believe I said that!
[16:03] Shin
    I'm finished eating...
[16:04] Otae
    Oh, Shin-chan?
[16:05] Otae
    You barely touched your food.
[16:06] Kondo
    You need to eat so you can work, Shinpachi-kun.
[16:09] Shin
    Huh?
[16:10] Kondo
    Today's your first day on the job!
[16:13] Otae
    That's right.
[16:14] Otae
    Isao-san helped you find this wonderful job,
[16:17] Otae
    so you need to work hard.
[16:19] Otae
    Here.
[16:22] Kondo
    It feels good to know that you'll be there to replace me.
[16:25] Kondo
    I'm trusting you to take care of the Shinsengumi.
[16:27] Otae
    We won't see each other much since you'll be living there while training,
[16:31] Otae
    but do your best.
[16:32] Otae
    The two of us...
[16:34] Otae
    No, the three of us will always be here to support you.
[16:38] Kondo
    Right.
[16:39] Kondo
    Hmm?
[16:40] Kondo
    Three of us?
[16:41] Kondo
    Three of us...?
[16:43] Otae
    Shin-chan, you'll be an uncle when you return.
[16:48] Otae
    Become a samurai that will make this child proud.
[16:52] Kondo
    R-Really, Otae-san?!
[16:55] Kondo
    I'm going to be a father?!
[16:56] Kondo
    Did you hear that, Shinpachi-kun?!
[16:58] Kondo
    H-Huh?
[16:58] Kondo
    Shinpachi-kun?!
[17:01] Otae
    He's fired up!
[17:03] Kondo
    Man, he's a very dependable little brother...
[17:05] Kondo
    No, a very dependable uncle.
[17:08] A
    That was when Ikazo...
[17:23] Shin
    Are you shitting me?!
[17:27] Shin
    God!
[17:28] Shin
    What have I done to deserve this?!
[17:29] Shin
    I go on vacation for a year and this is what happens?!
[17:32] Shin
    It's not right!
[17:33] Shin
    The Odd Jobs members have changed!
[17:34] Shin
    And what's worse, that gorilla of a stalker somehow managed to land my sister
[17:37] Shin
    and become my older brother!
[17:40] Shin
    I'm the third wheel now!
[17:42] Shin
    They sent me to the Shinsengumi to get me out of the house!
[17:45] Shin
    I'm completely out of the loop at Odd Jobs, at my own home!
[17:47] Shin
    This short amount of time was all it took to leave me with nowhere to belong?!
[17:54] Shin
    This is awful...
[17:55] Shin
    It's like I'm the only person left in an unknown world...
[17:59] Shin
    Where am I supposed to go?
[18:04] Kyube
    I understand how you feel.
[18:07] Kyube
    I was once in your position.
[18:10] Shin
    Ky-Kyubei-san?!
[18:14] Shin
    Sh-She totally looks like a girl now!
[18:17] Shin
    And her hand...
[18:20] Kyube
    S-Sorry...
[18:23] Shin
    Kyubei-san...
[18:25] Shin
    You're okay with touching men now?
[18:28] Shin
    And your clothes...
[18:30] Kyube
    S-Sorry...
[18:31] Kyube
    I couldn't ignore you when I saw you crying...
[18:35] Kyube
    Otae-chan is gone now,
[18:38] Kyube
    so I decided that I needed to change.
[18:40] Shin
    I see...
[18:41] Shin
    Because she lost my sister...
[18:44] Kyube
    D-Do I look strange?
[18:45] Shin
    Ah! Sorry about what I said!
[18:47] Shin
    You look really cute!
[18:48] Shin
    You're totally my type!
[18:51] Kyube
    Th-Thank you...
[18:55] Kyube
    U-Um, Shinpachi-kun,
[18:58] Kyube
    you aren't alone.
[19:00] Kyube
    I'm here for you.
[19:01] Kyube
    So you can come here when you're feeling down.
[19:04] Kyube
    I come here all the time.
[19:06] Kyube
    It helps when there's someone else who feels the same way as you do.
[19:10] Kyube
    And do you mind if I ask a favor in return?
[19:13] Shin
    Huh?
[19:14] Kyube
    Well, um...
[19:16] Kyube
    Could you experiment by touching me from time to time?
[19:19] Shin
    Huh?
[19:20] Shin
    What's she talking about?
[19:22] Kyube
    It seems that I'm fine when you touch me.
[19:25] Kyube
    I wonder why?
[19:26] Kyube
    Maybe it's because you resemble Tae-chan.
[19:28] Kyube
    Or maybe...
[19:30] Shin
    M-My heart is about to burst!
[19:34] Kyube
    I want to forget about Tae-chan...
[19:36] Kyube
    I have to learn to live with men.
[19:41] Kyube
    So...
[19:43] Kyube
    Is it okay?
[19:44] Shin
    Was Kyubei-san always this cute?!
[19:47] Shin
    It's okay!
[19:48] Shin
    Absolutely okay!
[19:49] Shin
    I can help you every day if you want!
[19:51] Shin
    I'll help you with anything you need!
[19:53] Shin
    I can touch you every day!
[19:54] Kyube
    R-Really?
[19:56] Kyube
    I'm so happy.
[19:57] Kyube
    Then touch me more.
[20:01] Kyube
    Please be gentle when you experiment.
[20:05] Shin
    Wait! What?
[20:06] Shin
    Hold on!
[20:07] Shin
    Kyubei-san!
[20:08] Shin
    If I...
[20:08] Shin
    If I experiment there...
[20:09] Shin
    I'll...
[20:10] Shin
    I'll...
[20:12] Shin
    ...turn into a mad scientist!
[20:23] Shin
    Huh?
[20:25] Shin
    There's something here...
[20:27] Shin
    Something that feels very familiar...
[20:29] Kyube
    Well?
[20:30] Kyube
    How is it compared to yours?
[20:32] Kyube
    I just finished having the procedure,
[20:34] Kyube
    but I couldn't tell, is there anything abnormal about it?
[20:38] Shin
    What procedure?
[20:40] Kyube
    For that.
[20:41] Shin
    For what?
[20:42] Kyube
    The procedure to attach a male organ.
[20:47] Shin
    What the hell did you do?!
[20:49] Shin
    You were asking me to touch your balls?!
[20:52] Kyube
    Unlike before, I'm a woman on the outside and a man on the inside.
[20:55] Kyube
    I've been completely reborn!
[20:58] Shin
    You've only made it worse!
[21:01] Kyube
    I'm tired of trying to become a man or a woman.
[21:04] Kyube
    Now, I search for a new world where gender doesn't matter
[21:08] Kyube
    with those people.
[21:10] Guy
    Kyu-chan!
[21:11] Guy
    We're heading back!
[21:13] A
    Oh, it's the cutie from Odd Jobs.
[21:13] Shin
    She's aiming for a incredibly wrong new world?!
[21:15] B
    Kyu-chan's trying to steal him! Eek!
[21:15] Shin
    It's bon voyage to a new world with the blue beard pirates?!
[21:19] Shin
    Wait, are you working at a gay bar?!
[21:21] Kyube
    Heh, I'm their ace.
[21:24] Shin
    Why are you so proud?!
[21:25] Shin
    This is so crazy that I have no idea what's going on anymore!
[21:28] Katsura
    Enough, Sir Kyubei.
[21:31] Katsura
    You actually attached that foul member to your body.
[21:33] Katsura
    I see that you're intent on making your character overlap with mine.
[21:36] Kyube
    You are...
[21:37] Katsura
    We are both considered serious characters.
[21:39] Katsura
    We only differ in gender.
[21:41] Katsura
    You intend to eliminate that difference and take over my role.
[21:45] Katsura
    But I was one step ahead of you!
[21:47] Katsura
    While you were attaching that foul member...
[21:50] Katsura
    I...
[21:55] Katsura
    Became Zurako!
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[23:29] Shin
    The show is finally back,
[23:30] Shin
    but what the hell is going on with everyone?!