# E202 - Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1950E06/everyone-looks-a-little-grown-up-after-spring-break)
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**[00:01] Shin**
The land of the samurai.
**[00:02] Shin**
There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
**[00:06] Shin**
With the arrival of the Amanto from outer space and the Sword Ban twenty years ago,
**[00:11] Shin**
the samurai class fell into decline.
**[00:14] Shin**
In these hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai. His name is Gintoki Sakata.
**[00:20] Shin**
Kagura and I, Shinpachi Shimura, work at Odd Jobs Gin, which is coincidentally...
**[00:25] Kagura**
Enough already!
**[00:26] Gin**
Why would you reuse the introduction now?!
**[00:31] Shin**
Because this is supposed to be a new show!
**[00:33] Shin**
We have to explain the context for the newcomers!
**[00:36] Kagura**
It's a waste of time to worry about the context of this anime.
**[00:40] Kagura**
The audience is only kind of paying attention.
**[00:43] Gin**
Right.
**[00:45] Gin**
So Gintama is kind of back in 16:9.
**[02:28] Shin**
The first episode of Gintama in a year.
**[02:31] Shin**
It'll take a little time to get back in the flow,
**[02:33] Shin**
but for now, it's back to work.
***SIGN***
**[02:36] Shin**
It feels like I haven't been here in forever.
**[02:39] Shin**
Good morning!
**[02:42] Shin**
I guess he's still asleep.
**[02:44] Shin**
Seriously, we're finally back on air...
**[02:47] Shin**
Wake up, Gin-san!
**[02:48] Shin**
Vacation's over.
**[02:50] Shin**
The show is back...
**[02:55] Gin**
This town hasn't changed...
**[02:58] Gin**
Everybody's walking around with glum faces.
**[03:02] Shin**
Wait!
**[03:03] Shin**
Who are you?!
**[03:04] Shin**
What are you doing in here?!
**[03:05] Shin**
I'll call the police...
**[03:06] Gin**
Shinpachi.
**[03:07] Gin**
You haven't changed either.
**[03:09] Gin**
Couldn't find anything to do while we ran reruns for a year?
**[03:13] Gin**
You never learn.
**[03:15] Shin**
Th-That voice...
**[03:17] Gin**
Hey, now.
**[03:18] Gin**
You even forgot my face?
**[03:22] Gin**
Well, they say it only takes a man three days to grow out of his boots.
**[03:27] Gin**
It's me.
**[03:30] Gin**
Gin-san.
***SIGN***
**[03:38] Shin**
What?!
**[03:39] Gin**
Long time no see, Pachi-boy.
**[03:41] Gin**
How you been doing?
**[03:42] Shin**
No, wait!
**[03:43] Shin**
Long time no see?!
**[03:44] Shin**
What?!
**[03:45] Shin**
Sure, it's been a year since the show was last on air...
**[03:47] Shin**
What the hell happened to you in the past year?!
**[03:49] Gin**
That's long enough for my hair to grow out.
**[03:52] Shin**
Forget your hair! You look like a completely different character!
**[03:55] Shin**
You're acting like we just ran into each other for the first time in years at the World Martial Arts Tournament!
**[03:59] Shin**
Why do you have a scar?!
**[04:00] Shin**
Why do you have that patch on your chest?!
**[04:02] Gin**
What do you mean?
**[04:04] Gin**
Did you forget the promise we made?
**[04:06] Shin**
Huh?
**[04:06] Gin**
After the show ended, we held a little pow wow.
**[04:09] Gin**
Don't you remember?
**[04:10] Shin**
Huh?
**[04:11] Shin**
What are you talking about?
**[04:12] Gin**
With the TV show and movie over with,
**[04:14] Gin**
Gintama was starting to lose its novelty.
**[04:17] Gin**
So we discussed how it was necessary to
**[04:19] Gin**
give the show a breath of fresh air to keep the fans interested.
**[04:23] Gin**
Each of us would use this break to work on a remedy.
**[04:28] Gin**
And then we would return to New Odd Jobs.
**[04:32] All**
We'll meet up at Jabaody Archipelago in two years!
**[04:35] Shin**
We never made any promises!
**[04:37] Shin**
Where the hell is Jabaody Archipelago?!
**[04:39] Gin**
Doesn't matter where it is.
**[04:41] Gin**
It comes down to feeling and inspiration.
**[04:43] Shin**
Inspiration, my ass!
**[04:44] Shin**
You stole that promise from a different anime!
**[04:46] Shin**
Nobody was waiting for you fools!
**[04:48] Gin**
Man, I spent all my time training hard.
**[04:51] Gin**
What were you doing?
**[04:52] Gin**
I had a rough time.
**[04:54] Gin**
Getting blown up by weird aliens...
**[04:57] Gin**
Impaled by cyborgs...
**[04:59] Gin**
Losing my woman to some guy with a mad widow's peak...
**[05:01] Shin**
You keep using flashbacks from other shows!
**[05:04] Shin**
And you did all of this in one year?!
**[05:06] Gin**
Huh? One year?
**[05:08] Gin**
What are you talking about?
**[05:09] Gin**
Two years have passed in this anime in the past year.
**[05:13] Shin**
That's not much of a difference.
**[05:16] Shin**
And you're clearly lying!
**[05:17] Shin**
I mean, this show follows the Sazae format where nobody ages...
**[05:19] Gin**
I'm not lying.
**[05:20] Gin**
Just look at how much I've changed.
**[05:22] Kagura**
I'm back!
**[05:24] Kagura**
'Sup!
**[05:25] Kagura**
Long time no see, guys!
**[05:26] Kagura**
How you been doing?
**[05:28] Kagura**
Huh?
**[05:29] Kagura**
Did you shrink, Shinpachi?
**[05:31] Shin**
Uh, er...
**[05:32] Shin**
Excuse me.
**[05:33] Shin**
Who are you?
**[05:35] Kagura**
What? It's me.
**[05:39] Kagura**
Kagura.
**[05:40] Shin**
Wait!
**[05:43] Shin**
What?!
**[05:45] Kagura**
You look exactly the same.
**[05:48] Gin**
Right?
**[05:49] Gin**
This guy didn't do anything the past two years.
**[05:51] Shin**
Wait! This is...
**[05:52] Shin**
Kagura-cha-
**[05:53] Shin**
Kagura-san?!
**[05:54] Shin**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[05:55] Shin**
She's completely grown up!
**[05:58] Kagura**
They say it only takes a woman three days to grow out of her boots.
**[06:01] Shin**
No, they don't!
**[06:02] Kagura**
I'm tired after the long trip.
**[06:04] Kagura**
Bring me some clothes.
**[06:05] Kagura**
I'm gonna take a nap.
**[06:06] Shin**
No, wait.
**[06:07] Shin**
There's something else we need to address first...
**[06:10] Kagura**
Too slow, Nappa!
**[06:11] Gin**
She's fast...
**[06:12] Gin**
She changed into her pajamas and plopped herself on the couch the moment she got home.
**[06:15] Gin**
She's grown into one hell of a pajama girl.
**[06:17] Shin**
Am I supposed to be impressed?!
**[06:18] Shin**
And what was the point in standing on my head?!
**[06:21] Gin**
Kagura, where were you training?
**[06:23] Kagura**
Nowhere really.
**[06:24] Kagura**
I flew around space with Pappy.
**[06:26] Kagura**
Oh, I brought some souvenirs you can eat...
**[06:30] Gin**
Huh?
**[06:30] Gin**
Are you talking about this?
**[06:32] Gin**
Sorry, I already ate it.
**[06:33] Kagura**
He's fast...
**[06:34] Kagura**
He finished them off before I even mentioned them...
**[06:37] Kagura**
Gin-chan's grown into one hell of a greedy guy.
**[06:39] Shin**
That wouldn't be considered growth!
**[06:40] Shin**
And do you feel you have to stand on my head to look impressive?!
**[06:45] Gin**
It appears that my two years of training wasn't for nothing.
**[06:49] Kagura**
We're going to start a new legend here at New Odd Jobs!
**[06:52] Kagura**
I'm getting excited!
**[06:53] Shin**
Nothing's changed!
**[06:54] Shin**
Hell, the two of you have regressed!
**[06:57] Shin**
Anyway, is it true?!
**[06:59] Shin**
Two years have passed while I wasn't paying attention?!
**[07:02] Shin**
Nobody told me about this!
**[07:04] Shin**
Why was I the only one left behind?!
**[07:06] Gin**
That's what happens when you treat the break as a vacation.
**[07:10] Gin**
You're supposed to work hard when people aren't watching.
**[07:13] Shin**
You're the one who's trying to convince everyone you were training during the break!
***SIGN***
**[07:17] Gin**
Personally, I want to know how you're able to look exactly the same after two years.
**[07:23] Gin**
Two years is enough for ramen to grow stale.
**[07:25] Kagura**
By the way, Sadaharu tagged along with me and grew a lot, Nappa.
**[07:29] Shin**
Can you stop calling me Nappa?
**[07:32] Kagura**
Ah, it must be Sadaharu!
**[07:34] Kagura**
Pets weren't allowed on my ship, so I had to put him on a different one.
**[07:40] Shin**
Oh, he hasn't changed at all.
**[07:43] Shin**
Why did you say that he grew a lot, Kagura-san?
**[07:46] Shin**
Actually, he looks smaller now?
**[07:49] Kagura**
Here's the receipt.
***SIGN***
**[07:59] Shin**
Uh...
**[08:00] Shin**
Excuse me.
**[08:01] Shin**
Sadaharu just left.
**[08:04] Shin**
Uh, our pet just ran off, Mister.
**[08:08] Sadaharu**
It's been a while.
**[08:11] Sadaharu**
I, Sadaharu, have finished serving my time.
**[08:14] Shin**
Him?!
**[08:16] Shin**
Hold on!
**[08:17] Shin**
That's impossible!
**[08:18] Shin**
This is clearly the delivery man!
**[08:21] Shin**
That dog was obviously Sadaharu!
**[08:23] Kagura**
That was a delivery dog from Planet Komainu.
**[08:26] Kagura**
Sadaharu's shy, so I had him delivered by a dog just like him.
**[08:30] Shin**
Just like him?!
**[08:31] Shin**
That was obviously Sadaharu!
**[08:32] Shin**
And they don't look anything like each other!
**[08:35] Kagura**
Like I said, he grew a lot.
**[08:38] Shin**
This isn't called growing a lot!
**[08:40] Shin**
This is called turning into a completely different creature!
**[08:42] Gin**
Shinpachi, dogs grow faster than humans.
**[08:46] Gin**
Two years is enough for them to become old men.
**[08:49] Shin**
This guy is literally just an old man!
**[08:51] Sadaharu**
Brother Shinpachi,
**[08:52] Sadaharu**
if I've done anything to offend you, I apologize.
**[08:56] Shin**
Brother?!
**[08:57] Sadaharu**
Please don't blame Sister.
**[09:00] Sadaharu**
I will make amends!
**[09:04] Sadaharu**
If a doggy or two will satisfy you...
**[09:07] Shin**
Wait!
**[09:08] Shin**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[09:09] Shin**
What do you mean by doggy?!
**[09:10] Shin**
Why does this remind me of pinky amputation?!
**[09:12] Shin**
What's wrong with this Sadaharu?!
**[09:13] Shin**
Why is he acting like a direct-to-video fan?!
**[09:15] Shin**
Huh?
**[09:16] Shin**
Wait a second.
**[09:16] Shin**
That's...
**[09:17] Shin**
On closer look, there's something at the end of his tail...
**[09:19] Shin**
Sadaharu?!
**[09:20] Shin**
There's a small Sadaharu on his tail?!
**[09:22] Gin**
What's this?
**[09:23] Shin**
What's going on?!
**[09:26] Sadaharu**
Uncle, Brother...
**[09:28] Sadaharu**
Mind if I tell you an old story?
**[09:32] Sadaharu**
There was a very happy dog who belonged to very wonderful owners.
**[09:37] Sadaharu**
However, the dog always wondered if he was worthy of his owners.
**[09:45] Sadaharu**
In order to join his owners as they marched on, to move forward,
**[09:49] Sadaharu**
the dog chose to fight alongside them.
**[09:52] Sadaharu**
Day after day, he would place his tail in scorching sand.
**[09:56] Shin**
Why would you do that?
**[09:57] Sadaharu**
Day after day, he would make his tail watch Karate Kid 3.
**[10:01] Shin**
Why would you do that?
**[10:03] Sadaharu**
Eventually, a firm wart appeared on his tail.
**[10:08] Sadaharu**
It continued to grow bigger.
**[10:11] Sadaharu**
However, as the wart grew in size,
**[10:13] Sadaharu**
his body shrunk.
**[10:15] Sadaharu**
As though the wart was sapping his strength...
**[10:17] Sadaharu**
Do you understand?
**[10:18] Sadaharu**
That's right - I am that wart.
**[10:22] Shin**
How could I possibly understand?!
**[10:23] Kagura**
Long story short, the wart traded places with the original.
**[10:26] Shin**
That's so short that I have no idea what you mean!
**[10:29] Sadaharu**
Do not worry.
**[10:30] Sadaharu**
Sadaharu and I may be different in appearance,
**[10:32] Sadaharu**
but our minds are connected through this tail, and we share the same destiny.
**[10:36] Sadaharu**
You can call us the Wartio Brothers.
**[10:37] Shin**
That's not funny!
**[10:38] Sadaharu**
Please call me Wartiharu.
**[10:40] Sadaharu**
It is an honor.
**[10:41] Shin**
I'm not gonna call you that!
**[10:42] Shin**
How are we supposed to keep this freak as a pet?!
**[10:45] Shin**
I won't have it!
**[10:46] Shin**
I refuse to accept this!
**[10:48] Kagura**
Hey! Wait, Nappa!
**[10:50] Shin**
Otose-san!
**[10:52] Shin**
Hello?
**[10:53] Shin**
Listen to this!
**[10:54] Shin**
Gin-san and Kagura are...
**[10:55] Otose**
What's all the fuss about?
**[10:57] Otose**
Don't just barge into a lady's room.
**[10:58] Otose**
You should knock first.
**[11:01] Tama**
Is there a fight going on, Master Shinpachi?
**[11:04] Catherine**
It's probably something stupid again.
**[11:07] Catherine**
Just ignore him.
**[11:08] Catherine**
It's a waste of time to listen to him.
**[11:10] Shin**
I knew it...
**[11:11] Shin**
You haven't changed at all...
**[11:13] Shin**
They were lying about two years passing.
**[11:15] Otose**
What are you babbling about?
**[11:18] Otose**
In any case, it's been...
**[11:21] Otose**
...quite some time since I've seen you.
**[11:23] Tama**
A long time.
**[11:24] Catherine**
A very long time.
**[11:28] Shin**
You're all Wartiharu!
**[11:30] Tama**
Oh, you recognize us?
**[11:32] Shin**
There's nothing to recognize!
**[11:33] Shin**
You've all evolved into different creatures!
**[11:34] Shin**
And an android is capable of growing warts?!
**[11:36] Tama**
They were all intent on improving themselves,
**[11:39] Tama**
and after pushing themselves too hard for two years, we were born.
**[11:43] Tama**
For now, you can call us Wartise, Wartirine, and Warti.
**[11:46] Shin**
So there's nothing left of Tama-san?!
**[11:49] Gin**
Like I said,
**[11:51] Gin**
everybody's been working hard while you weren't watching.
**[11:54] Gin**
We've all been trying to grow.
**[11:56] Shin**
Only their warts have grown!
**[11:58] Gin**
Pachi-boy, it doesn't matter what you think.
**[12:01] Gin**
The past two years aren't coming back.
**[12:03] Gin**
You have to face reality and look to the future.
**[12:06] Gin**
You'll have plenty of chances to redeem yourself!
**[12:10] Gin**
Right now, you're denying yourself that chance...
**[12:12] Gin**
The chance to create a wart!
**[12:14] Shin**
You bet I'm gonna deny that chance!
**[12:17] Shin**
Just leave me alone.
**[12:19] Shin**
There was a two year jump during the one year break like in One Piece...
**[12:23] Shin**
Warts turning into old men...
**[12:27] Shin**
Everybody leaving me behind...
**[12:29] Shin**
How am I supposed to accept this?!
**[12:44] Otae**
Shin-chan, may I come in?
**[12:46] Shin**
Sorry.
**[12:48] Shin**
I don't want to see anyone right now.
**[12:51] Shin**
It feels like everyone's gone to a faraway place.
**[12:57] Shin**
I've experienced this many times before.
**[13:01] Shin**
I dream about this all the time, Sis.
**[13:06] Shin**
We're all running in the darkness.
**[13:09] Shin**
But everyone else is faster than me.
**[13:12] Shin**
I try my best to catch up,
**[13:14] Shin**
but I end up alone in the darkness.
**[13:20] Otae**
Shin-chan, you're a lucky boy.
**[13:24] Otae**
Because you have a goal to guide you through the darkness.
**[13:29] Otae**
The truly unfortunate are those who stand still without any sense of which direction to go.
**[13:34] Otae**
And it's hardest on the person who's running out in front when he can't tell left from right...
**[13:42] Otae**
True, they aren't nice enough to slow down for you.
**[13:47] Otae**
They may take a lot of detours...
**[13:50] Otae**
But you believe that he's moving forward, right?
**[13:55] Otae**
You're very fortunate to have someone like that, Shin-chan.
**[13:59] Otae**
No matter how far away he gets, you'll still be able to see him.
**[14:02] Otae**
And as long as you keep moving, I know that you'll be able to catch up.
**[14:06] Otae**
It only makes sense.
**[14:07] Otae**
Since I'll be there to kick you along.
**[14:14] Shin**
Sis...
**[14:15] Shin**
Sis...
**[14:17] Shin**
Sis!
**[14:19] Shin**
It doesn't matter if two years have passed!
**[14:21] Shin**
I can go anywhere if I'm with you!
**[14:28] Kondo**
That's the little brother I know!
**[14:30] Kondo**
You can hang on tight to the two of us!
**[14:32] Kondo**
I won't go easy on you!
**[14:33] Kondo**
But I promise to take you to Neverland!
**[14:36] Otae**
Honestly...
**[14:37] Otae**
Don't get so excited that you forget about us, Isao-san.
**[14:41] Otae**
Though I'll always be right behind you.
**[14:43] Kondo**
Now that we're all happy, let's have dinner!
**[14:45] Kondo**
Hurry up, or you won't get any!
**[14:48] Otae**
Please, wait for me, Isao-san!
**[14:50] Kondo**
What's for dinner tonight?
**[14:53] Otae**
Your favorite.
**[14:55] Kondo**
What? Curry...
**[14:56] Otae**
Omelets.
**[14:57] Kondo**
Thought so!
**[14:58] Kondo**
Y-Yay!
**[14:59] Kondo**
This will help me forget everything bad that's happened!
**[15:16] Otae**
Now, Isao-san.
**[15:17] Otae**
Open wide!
**[15:18] Kondo**
Come on, Otae-san.
**[15:21] Kondo**
I can eat my own food.
**[15:23] Otae**
Please, why are you acting so shy?
**[15:26] Otae**
We're married now.
**[15:28] Otae**
This is a perfectly normal thing to do.
**[15:29] Kondo**
You're such a doll!
**[15:31] Kondo**
Nobody would be able to guess which one of us used to stalk the other one!
**[15:35] Otae**
Don't say that.
**[15:36] Otae**
If I'd known how kind you were,
**[15:39] Otae**
I could have found happiness much sooner.
**[15:42] Otae**
I never imagined that you would quit the Shinsengumi and help us with our dojo.
**[15:46] Kondo**
The Shinsengumi can do fine without me.
**[15:50] Kondo**
They have plenty of responsible people.
**[15:52] Kondo**
But it's my job to support you, Otae-san.
**[15:56] Kondo**
I'm hopeless without you...
**[15:59] Otae**
Oh, please!
**[16:01] Kondo**
I can't believe I said that!
**[16:03] Shin**
I'm finished eating...
**[16:04] Otae**
Oh, Shin-chan?
**[16:05] Otae**
You barely touched your food.
**[16:06] Kondo**
You need to eat so you can work, Shinpachi-kun.
**[16:09] Shin**
Huh?
**[16:10] Kondo**
Today's your first day on the job!
**[16:13] Otae**
That's right.
**[16:14] Otae**
Isao-san helped you find this wonderful job,
**[16:17] Otae**
so you need to work hard.
**[16:19] Otae**
Here.
**[16:22] Kondo**
It feels good to know that you'll be there to replace me.
**[16:25] Kondo**
I'm trusting you to take care of the Shinsengumi.
**[16:27] Otae**
We won't see each other much since you'll be living there while training,
**[16:31] Otae**
but do your best.
**[16:32] Otae**
The two of us...
**[16:34] Otae**
No, the three of us will always be here to support you.
**[16:38] Kondo**
Right.
**[16:39] Kondo**
Hmm?
**[16:40] Kondo**
Three of us?
**[16:41] Kondo**
Three of us...?
**[16:43] Otae**
Shin-chan, you'll be an uncle when you return.
**[16:48] Otae**
Become a samurai that will make this child proud.
**[16:52] Kondo**
R-Really, Otae-san?!
**[16:55] Kondo**
I'm going to be a father?!
**[16:56] Kondo**
Did you hear that, Shinpachi-kun?!
**[16:58] Kondo**
H-Huh?
**[16:58] Kondo**
Shinpachi-kun?!
**[17:01] Otae**
He's fired up!
**[17:03] Kondo**
Man, he's a very dependable little brother...
**[17:05] Kondo**
No, a very dependable uncle.
**[17:08] A**
That was when Ikazo...
**[17:23] Shin**
Are you shitting me?!
**[17:27] Shin**
God!
**[17:28] Shin**
What have I done to deserve this?!
**[17:29] Shin**
I go on vacation for a year and this is what happens?!
**[17:32] Shin**
It's not right!
**[17:33] Shin**
The Odd Jobs members have changed!
**[17:34] Shin**
And what's worse, that gorilla of a stalker somehow managed to land my sister
**[17:37] Shin**
and become my older brother!
**[17:40] Shin**
I'm the third wheel now!
**[17:42] Shin**
They sent me to the Shinsengumi to get me out of the house!
**[17:45] Shin**
I'm completely out of the loop at Odd Jobs, at my own home!
**[17:47] Shin**
This short amount of time was all it took to leave me with nowhere to belong?!
**[17:54] Shin**
This is awful...
**[17:55] Shin**
It's like I'm the only person left in an unknown world...
**[17:59] Shin**
Where am I supposed to go?
**[18:04] Kyube**
I understand how you feel.
**[18:07] Kyube**
I was once in your position.
**[18:10] Shin**
Ky-Kyubei-san?!
**[18:14] Shin**
Sh-She totally looks like a girl now!
**[18:17] Shin**
And her hand...
**[18:20] Kyube**
S-Sorry...
**[18:23] Shin**
Kyubei-san...
**[18:25] Shin**
You're okay with touching men now?
**[18:28] Shin**
And your clothes...
**[18:30] Kyube**
S-Sorry...
**[18:31] Kyube**
I couldn't ignore you when I saw you crying...
**[18:35] Kyube**
Otae-chan is gone now,
**[18:38] Kyube**
so I decided that I needed to change.
**[18:40] Shin**
I see...
**[18:41] Shin**
Because she lost my sister...
**[18:44] Kyube**
D-Do I look strange?
**[18:45] Shin**
Ah! Sorry about what I said!
**[18:47] Shin**
You look really cute!
**[18:48] Shin**
You're totally my type!
**[18:51] Kyube**
Th-Thank you...
**[18:55] Kyube**
U-Um, Shinpachi-kun,
**[18:58] Kyube**
you aren't alone.
**[19:00] Kyube**
I'm here for you.
**[19:01] Kyube**
So you can come here when you're feeling down.
**[19:04] Kyube**
I come here all the time.
**[19:06] Kyube**
It helps when there's someone else who feels the same way as you do.
**[19:10] Kyube**
And do you mind if I ask a favor in return?
**[19:13] Shin**
Huh?
**[19:14] Kyube**
Well, um...
**[19:16] Kyube**
Could you experiment by touching me from time to time?
**[19:19] Shin**
Huh?
**[19:20] Shin**
What's she talking about?
**[19:22] Kyube**
It seems that I'm fine when you touch me.
**[19:25] Kyube**
I wonder why?
**[19:26] Kyube**
Maybe it's because you resemble Tae-chan.
**[19:28] Kyube**
Or maybe...
**[19:30] Shin**
M-My heart is about to burst!
**[19:34] Kyube**
I want to forget about Tae-chan...
**[19:36] Kyube**
I have to learn to live with men.
**[19:41] Kyube**
So...
**[19:43] Kyube**
Is it okay?
**[19:44] Shin**
Was Kyubei-san always this cute?!
**[19:47] Shin**
It's okay!
**[19:48] Shin**
Absolutely okay!
**[19:49] Shin**
I can help you every day if you want!
**[19:51] Shin**
I'll help you with anything you need!
**[19:53] Shin**
I can touch you every day!
**[19:54] Kyube**
R-Really?
**[19:56] Kyube**
I'm so happy.
**[19:57] Kyube**
Then touch me more.
**[20:01] Kyube**
Please be gentle when you experiment.
**[20:05] Shin**
Wait! What?
**[20:06] Shin**
Hold on!
**[20:07] Shin**
Kyubei-san!
**[20:08] Shin**
If I...
**[20:08] Shin**
If I experiment there...
**[20:09] Shin**
I'll...
**[20:10] Shin**
I'll...
**[20:12] Shin**
...turn into a mad scientist!
**[20:23] Shin**
Huh?
**[20:25] Shin**
There's something here...
**[20:27] Shin**
Something that feels very familiar...
**[20:29] Kyube**
Well?
**[20:30] Kyube**
How is it compared to yours?
**[20:32] Kyube**
I just finished having the procedure,
**[20:34] Kyube**
but I couldn't tell, is there anything abnormal about it?
**[20:38] Shin**
What procedure?
**[20:40] Kyube**
For that.
**[20:41] Shin**
For what?
**[20:42] Kyube**
The procedure to attach a male organ.
**[20:47] Shin**
What the hell did you do?!
**[20:49] Shin**
You were asking me to touch your balls?!
**[20:52] Kyube**
Unlike before, I'm a woman on the outside and a man on the inside.
**[20:55] Kyube**
I've been completely reborn!
**[20:58] Shin**
You've only made it worse!
**[21:01] Kyube**
I'm tired of trying to become a man or a woman.
**[21:04] Kyube**
Now, I search for a new world where gender doesn't matter
**[21:08] Kyube**
with those people.
**[21:10] Guy**
Kyu-chan!
**[21:11] Guy**
We're heading back!
**[21:13] A**
Oh, it's the cutie from Odd Jobs.
**[21:13] Shin**
She's aiming for a incredibly wrong new world?!
**[21:15] B**
Kyu-chan's trying to steal him! Eek!
**[21:15] Shin**
It's bon voyage to a new world with the blue beard pirates?!
**[21:19] Shin**
Wait, are you working at a gay bar?!
**[21:21] Kyube**
Heh, I'm their ace.
**[21:24] Shin**
Why are you so proud?!
**[21:25] Shin**
This is so crazy that I have no idea what's going on anymore!
**[21:28] Katsura**
Enough, Sir Kyubei.
**[21:31] Katsura**
You actually attached that foul member to your body.
**[21:33] Katsura**
I see that you're intent on making your character overlap with mine.
**[21:36] Kyube**
You are...
**[21:37] Katsura**
We are both considered serious characters.
**[21:39] Katsura**
We only differ in gender.
**[21:41] Katsura**
You intend to eliminate that difference and take over my role.
**[21:45] Katsura**
But I was one step ahead of you!
**[21:47] Katsura**
While you were attaching that foul member...
**[21:50] Katsura**
I...
**[21:55] Katsura**
Became Zurako!
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[23:29] Shin**
The show is finally back,
**[23:30] Shin**
but what the hell is going on with everyone?!