E202 - Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break
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[00:01] Shin
The land of the samurai.
[00:02] Shin
There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
[00:06] Shin
With the arrival of the Amanto from outer space and the Sword Ban twenty years ago,
[00:11] Shin
the samurai class fell into decline.
[00:14] Shin
In these hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai. His name is Gintoki Sakata.
[00:20] Shin
Kagura and I, Shinpachi Shimura, work at Odd Jobs Gin, which is coincidentally...
[00:25] Kagura
Enough already!
[00:26] Gin
Why would you reuse the introduction now?!
[00:31] Shin
Because this is supposed to be a new show!
[00:33] Shin
We have to explain the context for the newcomers!
[00:36] Kagura
It's a waste of time to worry about the context of this anime.
[00:40] Kagura
The audience is only kind of paying attention.
[00:43] Gin
Right.
[00:45] Gin
So Gintama is kind of back in 16:9.
[02:28] Shin
The first episode of Gintama in a year.
[02:31] Shin
It'll take a little time to get back in the flow,
[02:33] Shin
but for now, it's back to work.
SIGN
[02:36] Shin
It feels like I haven't been here in forever.
[02:39] Shin
Good morning!
[02:42] Shin
I guess he's still asleep.
[02:44] Shin
Seriously, we're finally back on air...
[02:47] Shin
Wake up, Gin-san!
[02:48] Shin
Vacation's over.
[02:50] Shin
The show is back...
[02:55] Gin
This town hasn't changed...
[02:58] Gin
Everybody's walking around with glum faces.
[03:02] Shin
Wait!
[03:03] Shin
Who are you?!
[03:04] Shin
What are you doing in here?!
[03:05] Shin
I'll call the police...
[03:06] Gin
Shinpachi.
[03:07] Gin
You haven't changed either.
[03:09] Gin
Couldn't find anything to do while we ran reruns for a year?
[03:13] Gin
You never learn.
[03:15] Shin
Th-That voice...
[03:17] Gin
Hey, now.
[03:18] Gin
You even forgot my face?
[03:22] Gin
Well, they say it only takes a man three days to grow out of his boots.
[03:27] Gin
It's me.
[03:30] Gin
Gin-san.
SIGN
[03:38] Shin
What?!
[03:39] Gin
Long time no see, Pachi-boy.
[03:41] Gin
How you been doing?
[03:42] Shin
No, wait!
[03:43] Shin
Long time no see?!
[03:44] Shin
What?!
[03:45] Shin
Sure, it's been a year since the show was last on air...
[03:47] Shin
What the hell happened to you in the past year?!
[03:49] Gin
That's long enough for my hair to grow out.
[03:52] Shin
Forget your hair! You look like a completely different character!
[03:55] Shin
You're acting like we just ran into each other for the first time in years at the World Martial Arts Tournament!
[03:59] Shin
Why do you have a scar?!
[04:00] Shin
Why do you have that patch on your chest?!
[04:02] Gin
What do you mean?
[04:04] Gin
Did you forget the promise we made?
[04:06] Shin
Huh?
[04:06] Gin
After the show ended, we held a little pow wow.
[04:09] Gin
Don't you remember?
[04:10] Shin
Huh?
[04:11] Shin
What are you talking about?
[04:12] Gin
With the TV show and movie over with,
[04:14] Gin
Gintama was starting to lose its novelty.
[04:17] Gin
So we discussed how it was necessary to
[04:19] Gin
give the show a breath of fresh air to keep the fans interested.
[04:23] Gin
Each of us would use this break to work on a remedy.
[04:28] Gin
And then we would return to New Odd Jobs.
[04:32] All
We'll meet up at Jabaody Archipelago in two years!
[04:35] Shin
We never made any promises!
[04:37] Shin
Where the hell is Jabaody Archipelago?!
[04:39] Gin
Doesn't matter where it is.
[04:41] Gin
It comes down to feeling and inspiration.
[04:43] Shin
Inspiration, my ass!
[04:44] Shin
You stole that promise from a different anime!
[04:46] Shin
Nobody was waiting for you fools!
[04:48] Gin
Man, I spent all my time training hard.
[04:51] Gin
What were you doing?
[04:52] Gin
I had a rough time.
[04:54] Gin
Getting blown up by weird aliens...
[04:57] Gin
Impaled by cyborgs...
[04:59] Gin
Losing my woman to some guy with a mad widow's peak...
[05:01] Shin
You keep using flashbacks from other shows!
[05:04] Shin
And you did all of this in one year?!
[05:06] Gin
Huh? One year?
[05:08] Gin
What are you talking about?
[05:09] Gin
Two years have passed in this anime in the past year.
[05:13] Shin
That's not much of a difference.
[05:16] Shin
And you're clearly lying!
[05:17] Shin
I mean, this show follows the Sazae format where nobody ages...
[05:19] Gin
I'm not lying.
[05:20] Gin
Just look at how much I've changed.
[05:22] Kagura
I'm back!
[05:24] Kagura
'Sup!
[05:25] Kagura
Long time no see, guys!
[05:26] Kagura
How you been doing?
[05:28] Kagura
Huh?
[05:29] Kagura
Did you shrink, Shinpachi?
[05:31] Shin
Uh, er...
[05:32] Shin
Excuse me.
[05:33] Shin
Who are you?
[05:35] Kagura
What? It's me.
[05:39] Kagura
Kagura.
[05:40] Shin
Wait!
[05:43] Shin
What?!
[05:45] Kagura
You look exactly the same.
[05:48] Gin
Right?
[05:49] Gin
This guy didn't do anything the past two years.
[05:51] Shin
Wait! This is...
[05:52] Shin
Kagura-cha-
[05:53] Shin
Kagura-san?!
[05:54] Shin
You've gotta be kidding!
[05:55] Shin
She's completely grown up!
[05:58] Kagura
They say it only takes a woman three days to grow out of her boots.
[06:01] Shin
No, they don't!
[06:02] Kagura
I'm tired after the long trip.
[06:04] Kagura
Bring me some clothes.
[06:05] Kagura
I'm gonna take a nap.
[06:06] Shin
No, wait.
[06:07] Shin
There's something else we need to address first...
[06:10] Kagura
Too slow, Nappa!
[06:11] Gin
She's fast...
[06:12] Gin
She changed into her pajamas and plopped herself on the couch the moment she got home.
[06:15] Gin
She's grown into one hell of a pajama girl.
[06:17] Shin
Am I supposed to be impressed?!
[06:18] Shin
And what was the point in standing on my head?!
[06:21] Gin
Kagura, where were you training?
[06:23] Kagura
Nowhere really.
[06:24] Kagura
I flew around space with Pappy.
[06:26] Kagura
Oh, I brought some souvenirs you can eat...
[06:30] Gin
Huh?
[06:30] Gin
Are you talking about this?
[06:32] Gin
Sorry, I already ate it.
[06:33] Kagura
He's fast...
[06:34] Kagura
He finished them off before I even mentioned them...
[06:37] Kagura
Gin-chan's grown into one hell of a greedy guy.
[06:39] Shin
That wouldn't be considered growth!
[06:40] Shin
And do you feel you have to stand on my head to look impressive?!
[06:45] Gin
It appears that my two years of training wasn't for nothing.
[06:49] Kagura
We're going to start a new legend here at New Odd Jobs!
[06:52] Kagura
I'm getting excited!
[06:53] Shin
Nothing's changed!
[06:54] Shin
Hell, the two of you have regressed!
[06:57] Shin
Anyway, is it true?!
[06:59] Shin
Two years have passed while I wasn't paying attention?!
[07:02] Shin
Nobody told me about this!
[07:04] Shin
Why was I the only one left behind?!
[07:06] Gin
That's what happens when you treat the break as a vacation.
[07:10] Gin
You're supposed to work hard when people aren't watching.
[07:13] Shin
You're the one who's trying to convince everyone you were training during the break!
SIGN
[07:17] Gin
Personally, I want to know how you're able to look exactly the same after two years.
[07:23] Gin
Two years is enough for ramen to grow stale.
[07:25] Kagura
By the way, Sadaharu tagged along with me and grew a lot, Nappa.
[07:29] Shin
Can you stop calling me Nappa?
[07:32] Kagura
Ah, it must be Sadaharu!
[07:34] Kagura
Pets weren't allowed on my ship, so I had to put him on a different one.
[07:40] Shin
Oh, he hasn't changed at all.
[07:43] Shin
Why did you say that he grew a lot, Kagura-san?
[07:46] Shin
Actually, he looks smaller now?
[07:49] Kagura
Here's the receipt.
SIGN
[07:59] Shin
Uh...
[08:00] Shin
Excuse me.
[08:01] Shin
Sadaharu just left.
[08:04] Shin
Uh, our pet just ran off, Mister.
[08:08] Sadaharu
It's been a while.
[08:11] Sadaharu
I, Sadaharu, have finished serving my time.
[08:14] Shin
Him?!
[08:16] Shin
Hold on!
[08:17] Shin
That's impossible!
[08:18] Shin
This is clearly the delivery man!
[08:21] Shin
That dog was obviously Sadaharu!
[08:23] Kagura
That was a delivery dog from Planet Komainu.
[08:26] Kagura
Sadaharu's shy, so I had him delivered by a dog just like him.
[08:30] Shin
Just like him?!
[08:31] Shin
That was obviously Sadaharu!
[08:32] Shin
And they don't look anything like each other!
[08:35] Kagura
Like I said, he grew a lot.
[08:38] Shin
This isn't called growing a lot!
[08:40] Shin
This is called turning into a completely different creature!
[08:42] Gin
Shinpachi, dogs grow faster than humans.
[08:46] Gin
Two years is enough for them to become old men.
[08:49] Shin
This guy is literally just an old man!
[08:51] Sadaharu
Brother Shinpachi,
[08:52] Sadaharu
if I've done anything to offend you, I apologize.
[08:56] Shin
Brother?!
[08:57] Sadaharu
Please don't blame Sister.
[09:00] Sadaharu
I will make amends!
[09:04] Sadaharu
If a doggy or two will satisfy you...
[09:07] Shin
Wait!
[09:08] Shin
Wait, wait, wait!
[09:09] Shin
What do you mean by doggy?!
[09:10] Shin
Why does this remind me of pinky amputation?!
[09:12] Shin
What's wrong with this Sadaharu?!
[09:13] Shin
Why is he acting like a direct-to-video fan?!
[09:15] Shin
Huh?
[09:16] Shin
Wait a second.
[09:16] Shin
That's...
[09:17] Shin
On closer look, there's something at the end of his tail...
[09:19] Shin
Sadaharu?!
[09:20] Shin
There's a small Sadaharu on his tail?!
[09:22] Gin
What's this?
[09:23] Shin
What's going on?!
[09:26] Sadaharu
Uncle, Brother...
[09:28] Sadaharu
Mind if I tell you an old story?
[09:32] Sadaharu
There was a very happy dog who belonged to very wonderful owners.
[09:37] Sadaharu
However, the dog always wondered if he was worthy of his owners.
[09:45] Sadaharu
In order to join his owners as they marched on, to move forward,
[09:49] Sadaharu
the dog chose to fight alongside them.
[09:52] Sadaharu
Day after day, he would place his tail in scorching sand.
[09:56] Shin
Why would you do that?
[09:57] Sadaharu
Day after day, he would make his tail watch Karate Kid 3.
[10:01] Shin
Why would you do that?
[10:03] Sadaharu
Eventually, a firm wart appeared on his tail.
[10:08] Sadaharu
It continued to grow bigger.
[10:11] Sadaharu
However, as the wart grew in size,
[10:13] Sadaharu
his body shrunk.
[10:15] Sadaharu
As though the wart was sapping his strength...
[10:17] Sadaharu
Do you understand?
[10:18] Sadaharu
That's right - I am that wart.
[10:22] Shin
How could I possibly understand?!
[10:23] Kagura
Long story short, the wart traded places with the original.
[10:26] Shin
That's so short that I have no idea what you mean!
[10:29] Sadaharu
Do not worry.
[10:30] Sadaharu
Sadaharu and I may be different in appearance,
[10:32] Sadaharu
but our minds are connected through this tail, and we share the same destiny.
[10:36] Sadaharu
You can call us the Wartio Brothers.
[10:37] Shin
That's not funny!
[10:38] Sadaharu
Please call me Wartiharu.
[10:40] Sadaharu
It is an honor.
[10:41] Shin
I'm not gonna call you that!
[10:42] Shin
How are we supposed to keep this freak as a pet?!
[10:45] Shin
I won't have it!
[10:46] Shin
I refuse to accept this!
[10:48] Kagura
Hey! Wait, Nappa!
[10:50] Shin
Otose-san!
[10:52] Shin
Hello?
[10:53] Shin
Listen to this!
[10:54] Shin
Gin-san and Kagura are...
[10:55] Otose
What's all the fuss about?
[10:57] Otose
Don't just barge into a lady's room.
[10:58] Otose
You should knock first.
[11:01] Tama
Is there a fight going on, Master Shinpachi?
[11:04] Catherine
It's probably something stupid again.
[11:07] Catherine
Just ignore him.
[11:08] Catherine
It's a waste of time to listen to him.
[11:10] Shin
I knew it...
[11:11] Shin
You haven't changed at all...
[11:13] Shin
They were lying about two years passing.
[11:15] Otose
What are you babbling about?
[11:18] Otose
In any case, it's been...
[11:21] Otose
...quite some time since I've seen you.
[11:23] Tama
A long time.
[11:24] Catherine
A very long time.
[11:28] Shin
You're all Wartiharu!
[11:30] Tama
Oh, you recognize us?
[11:32] Shin
There's nothing to recognize!
[11:33] Shin
You've all evolved into different creatures!
[11:34] Shin
And an android is capable of growing warts?!
[11:36] Tama
They were all intent on improving themselves,
[11:39] Tama
and after pushing themselves too hard for two years, we were born.
[11:43] Tama
For now, you can call us Wartise, Wartirine, and Warti.
[11:46] Shin
So there's nothing left of Tama-san?!
[11:49] Gin
Like I said,
[11:51] Gin
everybody's been working hard while you weren't watching.
[11:54] Gin
We've all been trying to grow.
[11:56] Shin
Only their warts have grown!
[11:58] Gin
Pachi-boy, it doesn't matter what you think.
[12:01] Gin
The past two years aren't coming back.
[12:03] Gin
You have to face reality and look to the future.
[12:06] Gin
You'll have plenty of chances to redeem yourself!
[12:10] Gin
Right now, you're denying yourself that chance...
[12:12] Gin
The chance to create a wart!
[12:14] Shin
You bet I'm gonna deny that chance!
[12:17] Shin
Just leave me alone.
[12:19] Shin
There was a two year jump during the one year break like in One Piece...
[12:23] Shin
Warts turning into old men...
[12:27] Shin
Everybody leaving me behind...
[12:29] Shin
How am I supposed to accept this?!
[12:44] Otae
Shin-chan, may I come in?
[12:46] Shin
Sorry.
[12:48] Shin
I don't want to see anyone right now.
[12:51] Shin
It feels like everyone's gone to a faraway place.
[12:57] Shin
I've experienced this many times before.
[13:01] Shin
I dream about this all the time, Sis.
[13:06] Shin
We're all running in the darkness.
[13:09] Shin
But everyone else is faster than me.
[13:12] Shin
I try my best to catch up,
[13:14] Shin
but I end up alone in the darkness.
[13:20] Otae
Shin-chan, you're a lucky boy.
[13:24] Otae
Because you have a goal to guide you through the darkness.
[13:29] Otae
The truly unfortunate are those who stand still without any sense of which direction to go.
[13:34] Otae
And it's hardest on the person who's running out in front when he can't tell left from right...
[13:42] Otae
True, they aren't nice enough to slow down for you.
[13:47] Otae
They may take a lot of detours...
[13:50] Otae
But you believe that he's moving forward, right?
[13:55] Otae
You're very fortunate to have someone like that, Shin-chan.
[13:59] Otae
No matter how far away he gets, you'll still be able to see him.
[14:02] Otae
And as long as you keep moving, I know that you'll be able to catch up.
[14:06] Otae
It only makes sense.
[14:07] Otae
Since I'll be there to kick you along.
[14:14] Shin
Sis...
[14:15] Shin
Sis...
[14:17] Shin
Sis!
[14:19] Shin
It doesn't matter if two years have passed!
[14:21] Shin
I can go anywhere if I'm with you!
[14:28] Kondo
That's the little brother I know!
[14:30] Kondo
You can hang on tight to the two of us!
[14:32] Kondo
I won't go easy on you!
[14:33] Kondo
But I promise to take you to Neverland!
[14:36] Otae
Honestly...
[14:37] Otae
Don't get so excited that you forget about us, Isao-san.
[14:41] Otae
Though I'll always be right behind you.
[14:43] Kondo
Now that we're all happy, let's have dinner!
[14:45] Kondo
Hurry up, or you won't get any!
[14:48] Otae
Please, wait for me, Isao-san!
[14:50] Kondo
What's for dinner tonight?
[14:53] Otae
Your favorite.
[14:55] Kondo
What? Curry...
[14:56] Otae
Omelets.
[14:57] Kondo
Thought so!
[14:58] Kondo
Y-Yay!
[14:59] Kondo
This will help me forget everything bad that's happened!
[15:16] Otae
Now, Isao-san.
[15:17] Otae
Open wide!
[15:18] Kondo
Come on, Otae-san.
[15:21] Kondo
I can eat my own food.
[15:23] Otae
Please, why are you acting so shy?
[15:26] Otae
We're married now.
[15:28] Otae
This is a perfectly normal thing to do.
[15:29] Kondo
You're such a doll!
[15:31] Kondo
Nobody would be able to guess which one of us used to stalk the other one!
[15:35] Otae
Don't say that.
[15:36] Otae
If I'd known how kind you were,
[15:39] Otae
I could have found happiness much sooner.
[15:42] Otae
I never imagined that you would quit the Shinsengumi and help us with our dojo.
[15:46] Kondo
The Shinsengumi can do fine without me.
[15:50] Kondo
They have plenty of responsible people.
[15:52] Kondo
But it's my job to support you, Otae-san.
[15:56] Kondo
I'm hopeless without you...
[15:59] Otae
Oh, please!
[16:01] Kondo
I can't believe I said that!
[16:03] Shin
I'm finished eating...
[16:04] Otae
Oh, Shin-chan?
[16:05] Otae
You barely touched your food.
[16:06] Kondo
You need to eat so you can work, Shinpachi-kun.
[16:09] Shin
Huh?
[16:10] Kondo
Today's your first day on the job!
[16:13] Otae
That's right.
[16:14] Otae
Isao-san helped you find this wonderful job,
[16:17] Otae
so you need to work hard.
[16:19] Otae
Here.
[16:22] Kondo
It feels good to know that you'll be there to replace me.
[16:25] Kondo
I'm trusting you to take care of the Shinsengumi.
[16:27] Otae
We won't see each other much since you'll be living there while training,
[16:31] Otae
but do your best.
[16:32] Otae
The two of us...
[16:34] Otae
No, the three of us will always be here to support you.
[16:38] Kondo
Right.
[16:39] Kondo
Hmm?
[16:40] Kondo
Three of us?
[16:41] Kondo
Three of us...?
[16:43] Otae
Shin-chan, you'll be an uncle when you return.
[16:48] Otae
Become a samurai that will make this child proud.
[16:52] Kondo
R-Really, Otae-san?!
[16:55] Kondo
I'm going to be a father?!
[16:56] Kondo
Did you hear that, Shinpachi-kun?!
[16:58] Kondo
H-Huh?
[16:58] Kondo
Shinpachi-kun?!
[17:01] Otae
He's fired up!
[17:03] Kondo
Man, he's a very dependable little brother...
[17:05] Kondo
No, a very dependable uncle.
[17:08] A
That was when Ikazo...
[17:23] Shin
Are you shitting me?!
[17:27] Shin
God!
[17:28] Shin
What have I done to deserve this?!
[17:29] Shin
I go on vacation for a year and this is what happens?!
[17:32] Shin
It's not right!
[17:33] Shin
The Odd Jobs members have changed!
[17:34] Shin
And what's worse, that gorilla of a stalker somehow managed to land my sister
[17:37] Shin
and become my older brother!
[17:40] Shin
I'm the third wheel now!
[17:42] Shin
They sent me to the Shinsengumi to get me out of the house!
[17:45] Shin
I'm completely out of the loop at Odd Jobs, at my own home!
[17:47] Shin
This short amount of time was all it took to leave me with nowhere to belong?!
[17:54] Shin
This is awful...
[17:55] Shin
It's like I'm the only person left in an unknown world...
[17:59] Shin
Where am I supposed to go?
[18:04] Kyube
I understand how you feel.
[18:07] Kyube
I was once in your position.
[18:10] Shin
Ky-Kyubei-san?!
[18:14] Shin
Sh-She totally looks like a girl now!
[18:17] Shin
And her hand...
[18:20] Kyube
S-Sorry...
[18:23] Shin
Kyubei-san...
[18:25] Shin
You're okay with touching men now?
[18:28] Shin
And your clothes...
[18:30] Kyube
S-Sorry...
[18:31] Kyube
I couldn't ignore you when I saw you crying...
[18:35] Kyube
Otae-chan is gone now,
[18:38] Kyube
so I decided that I needed to change.
[18:40] Shin
I see...
[18:41] Shin
Because she lost my sister...
[18:44] Kyube
D-Do I look strange?
[18:45] Shin
Ah! Sorry about what I said!
[18:47] Shin
You look really cute!
[18:48] Shin
You're totally my type!
[18:51] Kyube
Th-Thank you...
[18:55] Kyube
U-Um, Shinpachi-kun,
[18:58] Kyube
you aren't alone.
[19:00] Kyube
I'm here for you.
[19:01] Kyube
So you can come here when you're feeling down.
[19:04] Kyube
I come here all the time.
[19:06] Kyube
It helps when there's someone else who feels the same way as you do.
[19:10] Kyube
And do you mind if I ask a favor in return?
[19:13] Shin
Huh?
[19:14] Kyube
Well, um...
[19:16] Kyube
Could you experiment by touching me from time to time?
[19:19] Shin
Huh?
[19:20] Shin
What's she talking about?
[19:22] Kyube
It seems that I'm fine when you touch me.
[19:25] Kyube
I wonder why?
[19:26] Kyube
Maybe it's because you resemble Tae-chan.
[19:28] Kyube
Or maybe...
[19:30] Shin
M-My heart is about to burst!
[19:34] Kyube
I want to forget about Tae-chan...
[19:36] Kyube
I have to learn to live with men.
[19:41] Kyube
So...
[19:43] Kyube
Is it okay?
[19:44] Shin
Was Kyubei-san always this cute?!
[19:47] Shin
It's okay!
[19:48] Shin
Absolutely okay!
[19:49] Shin
I can help you every day if you want!
[19:51] Shin
I'll help you with anything you need!
[19:53] Shin
I can touch you every day!
[19:54] Kyube
R-Really?
[19:56] Kyube
I'm so happy.
[19:57] Kyube
Then touch me more.
[20:01] Kyube
Please be gentle when you experiment.
[20:05] Shin
Wait! What?
[20:06] Shin
Hold on!
[20:07] Shin
Kyubei-san!
[20:08] Shin
If I...
[20:08] Shin
If I experiment there...
[20:09] Shin
I'll...
[20:10] Shin
I'll...
[20:12] Shin
...turn into a mad scientist!
[20:23] Shin
Huh?
[20:25] Shin
There's something here...
[20:27] Shin
Something that feels very familiar...
[20:29] Kyube
Well?
[20:30] Kyube
How is it compared to yours?
[20:32] Kyube
I just finished having the procedure,
[20:34] Kyube
but I couldn't tell, is there anything abnormal about it?
[20:38] Shin
What procedure?
[20:40] Kyube
For that.
[20:41] Shin
For what?
[20:42] Kyube
The procedure to attach a male organ.
[20:47] Shin
What the hell did you do?!
[20:49] Shin
You were asking me to touch your balls?!
[20:52] Kyube
Unlike before, I'm a woman on the outside and a man on the inside.
[20:55] Kyube
I've been completely reborn!
[20:58] Shin
You've only made it worse!
[21:01] Kyube
I'm tired of trying to become a man or a woman.
[21:04] Kyube
Now, I search for a new world where gender doesn't matter
[21:08] Kyube
with those people.
[21:10] Guy
Kyu-chan!
[21:11] Guy
We're heading back!
[21:13] A
Oh, it's the cutie from Odd Jobs.
[21:13] Shin
She's aiming for a incredibly wrong new world?!
[21:15] B
Kyu-chan's trying to steal him! Eek!
[21:15] Shin
It's bon voyage to a new world with the blue beard pirates?!
[21:19] Shin
Wait, are you working at a gay bar?!
[21:21] Kyube
Heh, I'm their ace.
[21:24] Shin
Why are you so proud?!
[21:25] Shin
This is so crazy that I have no idea what's going on anymore!
[21:28] Katsura
Enough, Sir Kyubei.
[21:31] Katsura
You actually attached that foul member to your body.
[21:33] Katsura
I see that you're intent on making your character overlap with mine.
[21:36] Kyube
You are...
[21:37] Katsura
We are both considered serious characters.
[21:39] Katsura
We only differ in gender.
[21:41] Katsura
You intend to eliminate that difference and take over my role.
[21:45] Katsura
But I was one step ahead of you!
[21:47] Katsura
While you were attaching that foul member...
[21:50] Katsura
I...
[21:55] Katsura
Became Zurako!
SIGN
SIGN
SIGN
[23:29] Shin
The show is finally back,
[23:30] Shin
but what the hell is going on with everyone?!