# E2 - You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 2)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G609Q1546/you-guys-do-you-even-have-a-gintama-part-2)
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**[00:09] Shishimura**
You've got some skill... Are you a former Exclusionist rebel?
**[00:13] Gintoki**
And you're a former gangster, aren't you?
**[00:15] Gintoki**
You shouldn't have damaged your hair when you were young.
**[00:18] Shishimura**
I don't have to take that from someone with naturally wavy hair!
**[00:20] Gintoki**
You're breakin' my heart...
**[00:21] Gintoki**
It's not like I wanted wavy hair!
**[00:24] Shishimura**
I'll kill you this time! You'd better say your prayers!
**[00:28] Gintoki**
Shimura! Look out behind you.
**[00:30] Shishimura**
Hey! I'm not Shimura...
**[00:32] Policeman**
Hey!
**[00:33] Policeman**
We're still under the Sword Ban! What're you doing?
**[00:36] Shishimura**
Um... Well...
**[00:39] Gintoki**
Nice catch.
**[00:41] Policeman**
Oh, I see, sideshow practice...
**[00:43] Shishimura**
Yes! Isn't that right?
**[00:46] Shishimura**
Right? Huh? Where'd he go?
**[00:48] Shishimura**
He's gone.
**[00:55] Gintoki**
Hey, hey. You feeling nostalgic?
**[00:57] Gintoki**
Trying to control the urge to run toward the sunset, you idiots?
**[01:01] Shinpachi**
Gin!
**[01:02] Sa**
We have to apologize, Gin.
**[01:04] Kagura**
Katoken left.
**[01:06] Gintoki**
Katoken?
**[01:07] Gintoki**
Oh, our client.
**[01:09] Shinpachi**
Hey, get me down from here!
**[01:12] Gintoki**
Ah well, so it goes.
**[01:14] Gintoki**
We're getting used to working for nothing.
**[01:16] Gintoki**
It's no use worrying about it.
**[01:18] Gintoki**
I had a feeling when we took the job that it wouldn't work out. Really.
**[01:22] Shinpachi**
Gin!
**[01:25] Shinpachi**
Oh, well...
**[01:26] Shinpachi**
I didn't know Gin would be so cold-hearted.
**[01:30] Kagura**
That's how he is.
**[01:31] Kagura**
He'll let anyone in, but doesn't stand in their way if they want to leave.
**[01:34] Shinpachi**
By the way, Kagura, why did you come to my house?
**[01:37] Shinpachi**
Why are you eating my rice?
**[01:39] Kagura**
Dinner is right next door.
**[01:41] Shinpachi**
It's not next door!
**[01:42] Otae**
Why would you two say something like that?
**[01:45] Shinpachi**
Sis...
**[01:48] Narrator**
Otae. Shinpachi's big sister.
**[01:50] Narrator**
Works part-time in order to save the dojo her father left her.
**[01:54] Otae**
If you don't believe in Gin, who will?
**[01:58] Kondo**
No! He doesn't deserve it, Otae.
**[02:03] Kondo**
Like I've been saying,
**[02:04] Kondo**
you can't trust a guy who has the eyes of a dead fish.
**[02:08] Otae**
You're the bastard! You stalker!
**[02:12] Kazura**
Is he still stalking her?
**[02:13] Otae**
I'll finish you off!
**[02:15] Shinpachi**
Yeah, but it's hard to explain.
**[02:19] Shinpachi**
I wonder what Gin is doing now.
***SIGN*** [Higucchan Bar]
**[02:37] Gintoki**
You want some?
**[02:40] Katoken**
Wh-What's that?
**[02:42] Gintoki**
It's Azuki ala Gintoki. Rice with azuki beans.
**[02:46] Katoken**
N-No thanks.
***SIGN*** [Side Road to Enka]
**[02:57] Gintoki**
This is good sake.
**[02:59] Gintoki**
Helps me forget all my worries for a moment.
**[03:02] Gintoki**
But I'll be reminded of them tomorrow.
**[03:05] Gintoki**
And I think they'll be even bigger headaches than they were today.
**[03:10] Gintoki**
It is not like you can run away from them.
**[03:13] Gintoki**
Especially...
**[03:15] Gintoki**
...those things you really want to forget.
**[03:22] Katoken**
I may have wanted an excuse.
**[03:25] Gintoki**
An excuse?
**[03:30] Katoken**
I already told you that I was fired, my house was taken from me,
**[03:34] Katoken**
and my family left me, didn't I?
**[03:38] Katoken**
I used to be a salesman.
**[03:43] Katoken**
I kept working for the sake of my family day after day...
**[03:46] Katoken**
And we were finally able to buy our own house.
**[03:49] Katoken**
I was happy.
**[03:50] Katoken**
I believed that I could keep working for them. But...
**[03:56] Katoken**
I still don't understand it.
**[03:58] Katoken**
I didn't do anything wrong, but I was fired from the company.
**[04:02] Katoken**
So, I went and got drunk,
**[04:05] Katoken**
and those guys stamped my seal on a contract without my permission.
**[04:09] Katoken**
Then the land shark came and showed us the bogus contract, saying I had to leave my house.
**[04:15] Katoken**
My wife couldn't stand their harassment and left with my daughter.
**[04:27] Katoken**
I said that something happened to me every week, remember?
**[04:30] Katoken**
What do you think happened last week then?
**[04:33] Gintoki**
I don't know.
**[04:36] Gintoki**
A letter?
**[04:37] Katoken**
Yes. My daughter sent me a letter right before my eviction.
**[04:46] Daughter**
"Daddy, I want to come home soon."
**[05:02] Katoken**
By then, I had given up on everything.
**[05:04] Katoken**
But after reading her letter, I wanted to give it another try.
**[05:11] Katoken**
Does that sound stupid?
**[05:12] Katoken**
I believed that if I got my house back, my family would return.
**[05:19] Katoken**
But now I realize...
**[05:21] Katoken**
I'm useless.
**[05:23] Katoken**
Even though I worked so hard...
**[05:25] Gintoki**
Let's go.
**[05:27] Katoken**
Um...
**[05:29] Cook**
Thank you!
**[05:33] Cook**
Sir, your bill.
**[05:38] Katoken**
Um... Sorry, but since I'm unemployed, can we split the bill at least?
**[05:43] Gintoki**
Let's go, Katoken!
**[05:44] Katoken**
Huh? To where?
**[05:47] Gintoki**
What? Don't you want to get the contract back?
**[05:49] Katoken**
Th-Then...
**[05:51] Gintoki**
I'm Odd Jobs Gin. I'll do anything for...
**[05:56] Gintoki**
I don't feel so good.
**[05:59] Gintoki**
Can we postpone the raid until tomorrow?
**[06:02] Katoken**
Huh?
**[06:03] Gintoki**
Did I drink too much?
**[06:05] Gintoki**
My head feels like it's shaking.
**[06:08] Katoken**
No, this is an earthquake...I think.
**[06:12] Gintoki**
Urgh! I can't hold it anymore!
**[06:16] Katoken**
I feel I'm going to throw up, too.
**[06:19] Gintoki**
You don't have to...
**[06:26] Gintoki**
Man, what a headache.
**[06:28] Gintoki**
This is a total hangover.
**[06:31] Gintoki**
I need some water.
**[06:33] Shinpachi**
Leave it to Gin.
**[06:34] Shinpachi**
I knew we would do something like this.
**[06:37] Kagura**
Really? You said Gin was cold-hearted, didn't you?
**[06:41] Shinpachi**
What about you?
**[06:43] Shinpachi**
You said that he lets anyone in, didn't you?!
**[06:45] Gintoki**
Shut up! Stop talking so loudly.
**[06:48] Gintoki**
It really hurts my head.
**[06:52] Gintoki**
Oh, here it is.
**[06:55] Shinpachi**
We'll get Katoken's contract back, right?
**[06:58] Kagura**
How do we sneak in?
**[07:00] Gintoki**
Huh? We're not going to sneak in - we're going to break in.
**[07:05] Gintoki**
That means we'll storm in through the front.
**[07:09] Shinpachi**
Gin...
**[07:10] Gintoki**
Knock knock!
**[07:14] Shinpachi**
Wait!
**[07:14] Kagura**
Bunta! Are you trying to act like Bunta Sugawara?
**[07:18] Gintoki**
Hello! Anyone here?
**[07:20] Shinpachi**
You don't need to let them know we're here.
**[07:22] Katoken**
Strange. There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
**[07:42] Shinpachi**
It's still warm. That is, like they just left!
**[07:46] Gintoki**
That's right. This is really warm.
**[07:48] Kagura**
Is this real meat? It's so tender!
**[07:52] Shinpachi**
Hey, hey! What are you doing?!
**[07:54] Gintoki**
Well, we're not supposed to waste food, are we?
**[07:58] Kagura**
Saving the best for last.
**[07:59] Shinpachi**
You guys are like pigs!
**[08:01] Shinpachi**
What will you do if there's poison in it?
**[08:03] Shishimura**
Don't worry. There's no poison in it.
**[08:12] Kariya**
Are these the ones who have been sniffing around?
**[08:15] Shishimura**
Yes, Mr. Kariya.
**[08:17] Puu**
Kato, is that you?
**[08:19] Puu**
What are you doing here?
**[08:20] Katoken**
W-Well...
**[08:22] Gintoki**
Say, aren't you embarrassed for laying a trap like this?
**[08:26] Shimomoto**
Speak for yourself! You're the ones that got caught!
**[08:30] Kagura**
I prefer a little stronger flavor!
**[08:34] Puu**
You listen to us!
**[08:35] Shinpachi**
Hey, you guys! Give us back Katoken's contract!
**[08:39] Kariya**
Huh?
**[08:40] Puu**
What are you talking about?
**[08:41] Puu**
You're telling us you guys came all this way just for that?
**[08:44] Shinpachi**
So what if we did?
**[08:48] Kariya**
It looks like Shishimura overestimated them.
**[08:52] Shihsimura**
Sorry about that.
**[08:53] Kariya**
Let's go. We don't have much time.
**[08:55] Shishimura**
But what should I do with these guys?
**[08:56] Kariya**
Just throw them out.
**[09:00] Puu**
Don't worry, Kato.
**[09:02] Puu**
Soon, you won't have to worry about your house or anything else.
**[09:05] Shimomoto**
You'll get flattened in here anyway.
**[09:10] Kato**
Flattened?
**[09:13] Announce**
Course gate open!
**[09:14] Announce**
Higashi-Murayama One, prepare for launch.
**[09:17] Announce**
Higashi-Murayama One, prepare for launch.
**[09:22] Kariya**
Let's go!
**[09:24] Shishimura**
Roger!
**[09:41] Kariya**
Enjoy this view while you can.
**[09:43] Kariya**
This is your last view of Edo.
**[09:51] Shinpachi**
It's no use!
**[09:52] Shinpachi**
Help me, you guys!
**[09:55] Gintoki**
Hey, Kagura! Go help him.
**[09:57] Gintoki**
You're from the Yato clan, aren't you?
**[09:58] Kagura**
I ain't falling for that.
**[10:00] Kagura**
I won't move until I finish all the food.
**[10:03] Shinpachi**
Geez.
**[10:05] Shinpachi**
Elizabeth!
**[10:07] Shinpachi**
What are you doing here?
**[10:08] Gintoki**
Ah, Zura must be here, right?
**[10:11] Katsura**
It's not Zura. It's Katsura.
**[10:13] Katsura**
While you guys were living it up, we snuck in the back.
**[10:18] Katsura**
And we found something in the safe.
**[10:21] Gintoki**
What? Did you find it? Is that Katoken's contract?
**[10:24] Katsura**
I don't know anything about that. But look at this.
**[10:28] Gintoki**
I would, but... I'm having a hard time with small print.
**[10:32] Katsura**
What do you think about these documents, Gintoki?
**[10:36] Gintoki**
I have no idea.
**[10:38] Katsuya**
Then let me explain.
**[10:40] Katsuya**
They intend to raze Edo to the ground.
**[10:43] Gintoki**
What?!
**[10:44] Kagura**
They'll have a rave in Edo?
**[10:45] Shinpachi**
He said "raze," stupid!
**[10:48] Katsura**
Let me give you a brief explanation.
**[10:51] Katsura**
They discovered an earthquake fault line
**[10:56] Katsura**
and they stimulated that point with an Amanto-made device.
**[10:59] Katsura**
It will cause a giant artificial earthquake.
**[11:02] Katsura**
And Edo will be destroyed!
**[11:05] Katoken**
Oh, no...
**[11:07] Gintoki**
That sounds like some kind of evil anime organization.
**[11:10] Shinpachi**
But why would they do something like that?
**[11:12] Katsura**
Those people who were with Kariya are land sharks.
**[11:15] Katsura**
They snatch up homes lost by others.
**[11:20] Gintoki**
And their goal is the old city?
**[11:22] Katsura**
Buildings that weren't constructed by Amanto are not very strong.
**[11:25] Katsura**
If a big earthquake hits, they'll collapse in a moment.
**[11:29] Shinpachi**
Oh no! Edo will...
**[11:31] Gintoki**
But we don't know where the point is.
**[11:35] Shinpachi**
Aren't there any clues?
**[11:37] Katsura**
Well, unfortunately...
**[11:39] Shinpachi**
So what do we do now?
**[11:41] Shinpachi**
We don't have time to find the land sharks in Edo!
**[11:48] Gintoki**
Kagura! You've had enough food, right?
**[11:50] Gintoki**
Break us out of this cage!
**[11:51] Kagura**
You got it!
**[11:56] Shinpachi**
Why didn't you do this earlier?!
**[11:59] Gintoki**
Katoken!
**[12:00] Katoken**
Y-Yes!
**[12:01] Gintoki**
Where is your house?
**[12:05] Katsura**
Hey, Gintoki!
**[12:07] Katsura**
Where are you going?
**[12:08] Katsura**
It's dangerous if you go alone!
**[12:10] Gintoki**
I know, but we still have to go!
**[12:13] Gintoki**
See you, Zura.
**[12:14] Katsura**
It's not Zura! It's Katsura!
**[12:16] Shinpachi**
Gin! What's going on?
**[12:18] Gintoki**
Basically, their goal is to clear the land in Edo and then sell it at a higher price.
**[12:24] Sinpachi**
Right...
**[12:25] Gintoki**
Then why did they clear Katoken's house first?
**[12:30] Shinpachi**
Well...
**[12:32] Shinpachi**
I got it!
**[12:33] Shinpachi**
It's the earthquake fault line!
**[12:34] Gintoki**
That's right.
**[12:36] Shinpachi**
So he's fired and cheated and has his house taken away ...
**[12:39] Gintoki**
All part of their plan.
**[12:41] Shinpachi**
That's terrible!
**[12:42] Gintoki**
Anyway, let's go!
**[12:44] Shinpachi**
Yah!
**[12:44] Katoken**
Um...
**[12:47] Gintoki**
What is it?
**[12:47] Gintoki**
If you have something to say, say it now!
**[12:50] Shinpachi**
Right!
**[12:51] Shinpachi**
We have no time to lose.
**[12:53] Katoken**
Then I say... We're going the wrong direction.
**[12:57] Gintoki**
What?!
**[13:01] Kariya**
So, this is the Drift Star earthquake machine, hehe!
**[13:08] Puu**
And this device will realize Mr. Kariya's ambition!
**[13:11] Shimomoto**
Our time will come soon.
**[13:15] Kariya**
Begin!
**[13:15] Shimomoto**
All right!
**[13:25] Shimomoto**
Rock drilling beam activated!
**[13:27] Shimomoto**
Ten minutes to reach the target!
**[13:31] Kariya**
Go! No one can stop us!
**[13:34] Samurai Guards**
Intruders! Get them!
**[13:36] Kariya**
What?
**[13:39] Kondo**
This is a raid!
**[13:40] Hijikata**
We're the Shinsengumi! Calm yourselves!
**[13:44] Shishimura**
Government dogs!
**[13:50] Kondo**
Oh, so you're ready to take on the Shinsengumi?
**[13:52] Kondo**
Interesting.
**[13:54] Kondo**
I'm Isao Kondo!
**[13:56] Hijikata**
Toshiro Hijikata!
**[13:59] Okita**
Sogo Okita!
**[14:01] Kondo**
Let's go!
**[14:04] Kariya**
Hold it right there!
**[14:07] Kondo**
What did you say? No, you hold it!
**[14:11] Kariya**
Let me spell it out for you.
**[14:13] Kariya**
This is Drift Star territory.
**[14:15] Puu**
If you take a single step into this house, it'll be an international incident.
**[14:20] Hijikata**
Damn it! Extraterritoriality, huh?
**[14:22] Kondo**
Crap!
**[14:24] Kondo**
Anyway, what's extraterritoriality?
**[14:27] Puu**
If you want to get into the house, you need to go through official procedures.
**[14:35] Hijikata**
Sogo, what are you doing?
**[14:37] Okita**
Well, if I tore down this house, we could go inside, right?
**[14:41] Hijikata**
Are you Mr. Ikkyu or something?
**[14:43] Shishimura**
Feh... If you understand, then you'd better leave.
**[14:52] Gintoki**
Thanks for the assistance! Make way for the star!
**[14:55] Kondo**
That's...
**[14:56] Hijikata**
Odd Jobs?
**[14:57] Shishimura**
He's here...
**[14:59] Gintoki**
Leave the rest to us!
**[15:01] Kagura**
Hocha!
**[15:02] Gintoki**
Odd Jobs Gin will take care of the problem!
**[15:06] Kagura**
Hocha!
**[15:07] Yamazaki**
I see. He can do whatever he likes!
**[15:10] Samurai A**
I'm addicted...
**[15:15] Puu**
Mr. Kariya, let's go inside.
**[15:17] Gintoki**
Wait!
**[15:20] Shishimura**
It's time you and I settled this.
**[15:22] Gintoki**
Huh, stop playing the role of my rival, Mr. Sideshow!
**[15:26] Shishimura**
You!
**[15:33] Shimomoto**
Five minutes until we reach the target!
**[15:35] Kariya**
Good. Allow it to approach the epicenter and pull out!
**[15:38] Shimomoto**
Right!
**[15:39] Kariya**
Machine, surface!
**[15:45] Kagura**
An Earthquake?
**[15:46] Shinpachi**
Did they already...?
**[16:03] Gintoki**
What?
**[16:04] Shinpachi**
What the hell is this contraption? It could destroy the world!
**[16:06] Kagura**
This is too much, even for a special two-part episode!
**[16:10] Gintoki**
So this is the device that Zura was talking about?
**[16:16] Kariya**
Excellent. Our plan is on the verge of success.
**[16:21] Shinpachi**
No! Edo will...
**[16:26] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[16:28] Shishimura**
You'll have to fight me.
**[16:30] Gintoki**
You...
**[16:34] Shimomoto**
Three minutes until we reach the target!
**[16:39] Katoken**
M-My house...
**[16:41] Kariya**
What?
**[16:42] Shinpachi**
Katoken!
**[16:43] Samurai A**
Dumbass! Why did you leave him alone?
**[16:46] Samurai B**
Well, he looked really sick.
**[16:48] Gintoki**
Go, Katoken! Stop them!
**[16:51] Katoken**
B-But...
**[16:58] Kariya**
I'll cut you down.
**[17:03] Katoken**
I-I...
**[17:05] Gintoki**
Don't run away!
**[17:08] Gintoki**
You have to change first, or nothing else will!
**[17:12] Katoken**
...Change...?
**[17:14] Gintoki**
You can't run away!
**[17:16] Gintoki**
Especially from those things you really want to forget!
**[17:38] Daughter**
Daddy...
**[17:44] Katoken**
I...
**[17:46] Katoken**
I...will change!
**[17:53] Katoken**
If I suppress my inner "self", my face will look just like Antonio Inoki's!
**[17:56] Kariya**
What?
**[17:56] Katoken**
How are you?
**[17:58] Kariya**
You're bluffing!
**[17:59] Katoken**
Keep my elbow to my side and just strike...
**[18:05] Katoken**
Strike!
**[18:09] Kariya**
Oh, this sucks!
**[18:13] Kagura**
It worked!
**[18:15] Puu**
Mr. Kariya!
**[18:17] Shimomoto**
Help him!
**[18:22] Kagura**
I'm so proud of my student! He's become really strong!
**[18:25] Shinpachi**
Kagura, you taught him to jab, not strike.
**[18:28] Gintoki**
What are you doing, Katoken?
**[18:30] Gintoki**
Go and stop the earthquake machine now!
**[18:31] Katoken**
A-All right!
**[18:36] Katoken**
Um...
**[18:37] Katoken**
Is this it?
**[18:46] Katoken**
Fifty seconds left?! But the speed was doubled, so there's only twenty-five seconds left!
**[18:50] Shinpachi**
Hurry! Just stop it!
**[18:53] Katoken**
Um... Is this it?
**[18:54] Katoken**
Or this...?
**[18:56] Katoken**
This must be it!
**[19:00] Kato**
It broke!
**[19:01] Shinpachi**
I knew that would happen! It broke!
**[19:05] Shishimura**
Wait!
**[19:06] Shishimura**
We didn't finish our fight yet!
**[19:08] Gintoki**
Shut up, you flunkie! I don't have time to waste on you!
**[19:11] Shishimura**
One hit and I'm down?
**[19:18] Gintoki**
Stop!
**[19:25] Katoken**
I-It stopped...
**[19:27] Gintoki**
Hey, let's get out of here!
**[19:29] Katoken**
A-All right!
**[19:34] Kagura**
Yahoo!
**[19:35] Shinpachi**
They did it!
**[19:39] Kondo**
Hey, you know if you take a single step across that line you're no longer on foreign soil, right?
**[19:47] Katsura**
Gintoki did a great job.
***SIGN*** ["Buy a car."]
**[19:50] Katsura**
My side hurts.
**[19:58] Katoken**
Our... house...
**[20:04] Katoken**
Sakata...
**[20:05] Gintoki**
Don't worry about your house.
**[20:08] Katoken**
But...
**[20:11] Gintoki**
You've changed, right?
**[20:14] Katoken**
Yes!
**[20:22] Shinpachi**
It's Kuromi of Yamatoya!
**[20:26] Gintoki**
Hey, you stupid cat, wait!
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin]
**[20:37] Gintoki**
Why can't I have a Bankai or something like that.
**[20:41] Kagura**
Gin, look at the TV!
**[20:44] Katoken**
Samba! Oh, Katoken samba!
**[20:49] Gintoki**
Hey, can this be...
**[20:50] Kagura**
That's it! That's Katoken!
**[20:53] Shinpachi**
Oh, yeah, Katoken's gaining popularity as a dancing enka singer.
**[20:59] Gintoki**
Oh?
**[21:06] Gintoki**
He looks so happy!
***SIGN*** ["To everyone at Odd Jobs Gin: I have my family back. Thanks a lot! -Kato"]
***SIGN***
**[22:51] Shinpachi**
One year ago, I met this man.
**[22:54] Shinpachi**
He was too delicate to be a samurai
**[22:57] Shinpachi**
and his eyes were too honest for him to be a gangster.
**[23:01] Shinpachi**
The next episode:
**[23:02] Shinpachi**
"Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad."
**[23:28] Sachan**
I forgot I was in the second part of the show.