# E177 - It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYK5PXW4R/its-bad-luck-to-see-a-spider-at-night)
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**[00:15] Jiraia**
I never would have imagined this.
**[00:19] Jiraia**
To be able to see the moon
from Yoshiwara...
**[00:31] Woman**
Oh, don't be so silly.
**[00:34] Woman**
You came to Yoshiwara only after
its liberation. Isn't that right, sir?
**[00:42] Jiraia**
No...
**[00:44] Jiraia**
It existed long ago...
**[01:03] Jiraia**
The ceiling may have been shut,
**[01:07] Jiraia**
but the moon existed back then.
**[01:11] Jiraia**
A small, brave, and beautiful moon.
**[01:38] Tsukuyo**
Again?
**[01:40] Hyakka A**
The seventh one this month.
**[01:43] Tsukuyo**
We can no longer ignore this.
**[01:48] Tsukuyo**
At this rate, Yoshiwara...
**[01:50] Tsukuyo**
will never be able to recover.
**[01:55] Hyakka B**
Also...
**[01:58] Woman**
Thank you for your patronage, sir.
**[02:01] Jiraia**
Of course.
**[02:10] Tsukuyo**
I see.
**[02:15] Man**
Thank you very much!
**[02:28] Jiraia**
Excuse me.
**[02:30] Tsukuyo**
No, excuse me.
**[02:35] Jiraia**
You've come a long way,
**[02:44] Jiraia**
Tsukuyo.
**[04:51] Jiraia**
Give up on being a woman,
**[04:54] Jiraia**
Tsukuyo.
**[04:57] Jiraia**
If you wish to become one who protects
instead of one who is protected,
**[05:01] Jiraia**
give up on being a woman.
**[05:06] Jiraia**
You may not be the sun which
shines above the people.
**[05:10] Jiraia**
But I, alone, know of your beauty which
secretly illuminates the land.
**[05:16] Jiraia**
I, alone, shall watch over you.
**[05:26] Jiraia**
I, alone...
**[05:28] Jiraia**
will protect you.
**[05:58] Tsukuyo**
Ma-
**[06:12] Seita**
Whatcha doing, Tsukuyo?
**[06:14] Seita**
Gin-san and everybody are here!
**[06:16] Seita**
Wake up already!
**[06:17] Seita**
I'm gonna leave without ya!
**[06:21] Tsukuyo**
I'm coming.
**[06:22] Tsukuyo**
Go on ahead.
**[06:23] Seita**
Don't forget to spruce yourself up.
**[06:51] Tsukuyo**
Spruce up, is it?
***SIGN*** ["It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night"]
**[07:00] Tsukuyo**
Hey, it's been a while.
**[07:03] Gintoki**
Sheesh, still looking as dull as ever.
**[07:07] Tsukuyo**
And you still look as much like
a burnt field as ever.
**[07:12] Gintoki**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[07:14] Gintoki**
You'd better not be talking about my hair!
**[07:17] Shinpachi**
Come on, it's been a while
since we last met.
**[07:19] Shinpachi**
Could you two please stop fighting?
**[07:20] Seita**
Now that everyone's here,
we can have a blast!
**[07:23] Hinowa**
Sorry, Seita.
**[07:25] Seita**
Huh?
**[07:26] Hinowa**
Could you wait outside for a moment?
**[07:28] Seita**
What?!
**[07:29] Seita**
Hold on!
**[07:30] Seita**
I haven't even been in
a close-up shot yet!
**[07:32] Seita**
That's all the screen time I get?!
**[07:33] Kagura**
You should be glad that everyone
was able to see you so happy.
**[07:36] Seita**
No way!
**[07:40] Seita**
You've crossed the line here, Mom.
**[07:42] Seita**
This is what I get, after
waiting half a year?
**[07:43] Hinowa**
You see, what I wanted to talk
to you guys about...
**[07:45] Seita**
Screw them.
**[07:45] Seita**
Stupid show.
**[07:47] Seita**
I even sat back from the TV in a well-lit
room every week to watch this show.
**[07:49] Gintoki**
Hey, now. Give me a break.
**[07:52] Gintoki**
I didn't come here to work today.
**[07:55] Hinowa**
Pretty please? Savior of Yoshiwara?
**[08:02] Tsukuyo**
There is certainly more freedom in
Yoshiwara after Hosen's death.
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
However, we have some new vermin who used
to stay clear of Yoshiwara because of Hosen.
**[08:14] Tsukuyo**
After all, there was nothing more powerful
than Hosen to deter crime.
**[08:19] Tsukuyo**
To be honest, the crime rate was
lower with Hosen around.
**[08:24] Tsukuyo**
There's no end to the assaults,
burglaries, break-ins,
**[08:28] Tsukuyo**
and other crimes committed by
the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
**[08:30] Tsukuyo**
The members of the Hyakka
aren't able to keep up.
**[08:33] Tsukuyo**
The biggest problem in Yoshiwara
at the moment
**[08:38] Tsukuyo**
would be the sale of illegal drugs.
**[08:42] Tsukuyo**
Prostitutes whose bodies and
souls have been worn out
**[08:45] Tsukuyo**
turn to drugs for a moment of pleasure.
**[08:49] Tsukuyo**
This town may appear at peace,
**[08:51] Tsukuyo**
but they've already spread far
and wide in the shadows.
**[08:55] Tsukuyo**
There's one man running most
of the business in Yoshiwara.
**[08:58] Tsukuyo**
Fujinosuke Hashiba, said to be
Yoshiwara's best customer...
**[09:04] Tsukuyo**
No, his name holds no meaning.
**[09:07] Tsukuyo**
He has many names.
**[09:10] Tsukuyo**
Not only names.
**[09:12] Tsukuyo**
He has multiple titles and faces.
**[09:16] Tsukuyo**
But I doubt that any are
grounded in reality.
**[09:20] Tsukuyo**
He must be laughing as we struggle
to find incriminating evidence,
**[09:22] Tsukuyo**
while he buys Yoshiwara women, drinks liquor,
**[09:26] Tsukuyo**
and watches as this town
collapses around him.
**[09:31] Gintoki**
How are we supposed to
catch a guy like that?
**[09:35] Gintoki**
I barely deserve the title
of Yoshiwara's Savior.
**[09:40] Gintoki**
You should know.
**[09:42] Gintoki**
I'm doing business under the table here.
**[09:46] Tsukuyo**
Nevertheless, we need your
familiarity with this world.
**[09:54] Tsukuyo**
Don't worry.
**[09:55] Tsukuyo**
I have a lead.
**[09:58] Gintoki**
What?
**[10:03] Tsukuyo**
I saw a spider.
**[10:07] Tsukuyo**
While I was on watch, I clearly saw it.
**[10:13] Tsukuyo**
A spider tattoo on that man's neck...
**[10:19] Gintoki**
A spider, huh?
**[10:21] Gintoki**
Not much to go by, but oh well.
**[10:24] Gintoki**
I'll have to let myself be caught.
**[10:27] Gintoki**
In the spider web.
**[10:31] Man**
C'mon! Place your bets!
**[10:32] Man**
Evens or odds?
**[10:33] Man**
Make your choice!
**[10:34] Man**
Place your bets!
**[10:35] Man**
Even!
**[10:36] Man**
Odd!
**[10:37] Man**
Even!
**[10:37] Man**
Odd!
**[10:37] Man**
Odd!
**[10:38] Man**
Even!
**[10:39] Tsukuyo**
They all have spider tattoos?
**[10:42] Gintoki**
The Benigumoto (Red Spiders).
**[10:44] Gintoki**
This gambling parlor is on their turf.
**[10:47] Gintoki**
There wouldn't be any problem if they
spent all their time rolling dice,
**[10:51] Gintoki**
but they're the ones claiming to be
**[10:53] Gintoki**
Anti-Foreigner Faction as they
rob, threaten, and kill people.
**[10:55] Gintoki**
A bunch of thieves willing to do anything.
**[10:58] Gintoki**
Well, I wouldn't say that they're cut out to take
over as the big evil group in Yoshiwara,
**[11:03] Gintoki**
but there may be a connection.
**[11:07] Gintoki**
You should get going.
**[11:08] Gintoki**
I'll stand out if I have a woman with me.
**[11:11] Gintoki**
Besides, women can't stand
many-legged creatures.
**[11:14] Tsukuyo**
Fool.
**[11:15] Tsukuyo**
How could the leader of the Hyakka
run away at this point?
**[11:18] Tsukuyo**
Besides, I've already said that I stopped
being a woman long ago.
**[11:21] Gintoki**
You're the type that's guaranteed
to press charges
**[11:24] Gintoki**
if my elbow happens to poke
your boob on a packed train.
**[11:28] Gintoki**
Leave, stupid.
**[11:30] Tsukuyo**
Then go ahead and touch me.
**[11:32] Tsukuyo**
I don't mind.
**[11:33] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[11:34] Tsukuyo**
I won't let myself be taken lightly.
**[11:38] Tsukuyo**
Touch me.
**[11:39] Gintoki**
I'm not going to touch you.
**[11:40] Gintoki**
I don't want any unnecessary trouble.
**[11:42] Tsukuyo**
You won't run into any To Love-Ru.
***SIGN***
**[11:45] Tsukuyo**
Fool.
**[11:46] Tsukuyo**
Just touch me already.
**[11:47] Gintoki**
Hey, don't underestimate To Love-Ru.
**[11:49] Gintoki**
Wake up to find a naked girl in your bed.
**[11:51] Gintoki**
Trip and dive into another girl's crotch.
**[11:52] Gintoki**
Even your little sister doesn't mind.
**[11:53] Tsukuyo**
I told you, stuff like that won't happen!
**[11:56] Tsukuyo**
Touch me already!
**[11:58] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[11:59] Gintoki**
A girl shouldn't say stuff like that!
**[12:02] Gintoki**
You're supposed to save that
phrase for when it counts...
**[12:07] Gintoki**
A spider!
**[12:19] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[12:20] Gintoki**
This is...
**[12:22] Tsukuyo**
Wh-What...
**[12:24] Tsukuyo**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[12:29] Gintoki**
Hey...
**[12:30] Gintoki**
This isn't how you said it'd be?
**[12:33] Tsukuyo**
Zip it.
**[12:34] Tsukuyo**
You have no right to talk.
**[12:36] Guy**
Uh...
**[12:39] Guy**
Who are you people?
**[12:56] Guy**
Which gang y'all from?
**[13:00] Guy**
Why ya peekin' in our place?
**[13:03] Guy**
'Fess up.
**[13:04] Gintoki**
I was getting some puff-puff action.
**[13:05] Guy**
Like hell you were!
**[13:07] Guy**
Come up with a better lie!
**[13:08] Gintoki**
Uh, that's actually what I was doing.
**[13:11] Gintoki**
More like, I was forced into doing it.
**[13:13] Tsukuyo**
Don't insinuate anything weird.
**[13:15] Gintoki**
In any case, we were just doing
some puff-puff action.
**[13:17] Gintoki**
Nothing suspicious about us at all.
**[13:18] Guy**
You'd be pretty damn suspicious if that
was what you were actually doing!
**[13:22] Gintoki**
Uh, to be honest...
**[13:25] Gintoki**
We're a couple of thugs who wanna
join the Benigumoto.
**[13:28] Tsukuyo**
Wha-?!
**[13:29] Guy**
What? Thugs?
**[13:31] Guy**
Heh, you've got balls.
**[13:34] Guy**
You brought a woman to come
see me, the great Unkai,
**[13:37] Guy**
head of the Benigumoto?
**[13:38] Gintoki**
No way.
**[13:39] Gintoki**
I never meant to offend you.
**[13:41] Gintoki**
Cut me some slack, Unkie Turd.
**[13:44] Guy**
Who are you calling Unkie Turd?!
**[13:46] Guy**
I've just been a little constipated lately.
**[13:48] Gintoki**
We're a married thug couple.
**[13:50] Tsukuyo**
Huh?!
**[13:51] Gintoki**
Both of us are intent on joining
the Benigumoto together.
**[13:55] Gintoki**
Right? We're a couple of thugs.
**[13:58] Tsukuyo**
Wha...?!
**[13:59] Gintoki**
We had our kids grow mullets.
**[14:02] Gintoki**
And we force them to
wear tattoo jackets.
**[14:06] Tsukuyo**
That's right.
**[14:08] Tsukuyo**
I lead a gang of girls.
**[14:10] Tsukuyo**
Gintoki was top dog at West High.
**[14:12] Tsukuyo**
I was attracted to his lone wolf attitude
and got knocked up and married at 17.
**[14:16] Tsukuyo**
Rode the winds of Shonan during pregnancy
and ended up with twins.
**[14:20] Tsukuyo**
Dia and Block have hair
down to their waist now.
***SIGN*** [Note: The names combine to form "Diablock", a Japanese block toy similar to Lego.]
**[14:24] Man**
Dia? Block?
**[14:26] Man**
You gave your kids some crazy names!
**[14:29] Man**
Boss!
**[14:30] Man**
No doubt about it!
**[14:31] Man**
These guys are genuine thugs!
**[14:34] Man**
Why not let them join?
**[14:36] Man**
I'd be more than happy
to welcome this babe.
**[14:39] Man**
Even if she's damaged goods.
**[14:41] Man**
Come on, she's married.
**[14:43] Man**
Exactly.
**[14:45] Man**
I get turned on when I take something
that belongs to another person.
**[14:47] Man**
Let's ice the husband and take turns
getting some of that puff-puff action!
**[14:55] Tsukuyo**
Don't take me lightly.
**[14:58] Tsukuyo**
I could skewer every single
one of you in an instant,
**[15:03] Tsukuyo**
if I wanted to.
**[15:07] Tsukuyo**
And here's a heads-up.
**[15:09] Tsukuyo**
My husband is a hundred
times stronger than me.
**[15:13] Unkai**
Your husband's been skewered.
**[15:15] Tsukuyo**
Wha-?
**[15:18] Gintoki**
You threw it without any warning.
**[15:19] Gintoki**
Say something next time.
**[15:21] Tsukuyo**
Sorry.
**[15:25] Unkai**
The husband aside, this woman
should prove useful.
**[15:29] Unkai**
It can never hurt to have
too many bodyguards.
**[15:32] Unkai**
Work your asses off.
**[15:40] Tsukuyo**
Gintoki. What if, what if...
**[15:43] Tsukuyo**
these Benigumoto have absolutely
nothing to do with the case?
**[15:47] Tsukuyo**
What will happen to us?
**[15:50] Gintoki**
Yeah, well... you know?
**[15:52] Gintoki**
We'd be treated as accomplices,
**[15:56] Gintoki**
and that's the end of that.
**[15:58] Tsukuyo**
What do you mean, the end of that?
**[15:59] Tsukuyo**
Don't you mean the end of us?
**[16:01] Gintoki**
Huh? What do we do then?
**[16:02] Gintoki**
Go pole vaulting? In Hawaii or something?
**[16:05] Tsukuyo**
Hey, do you want to die?
**[16:07] Tsukuyo**
Besides, where is this car even headed?
**[16:10] Gintoki**
Don't worry about it.
**[16:11] Gintoki**
It's probably going to a drug warehouse.
**[16:13] Gintoki**
We'll find a link there.
**[16:17] Gintoki**
Uh, excuse me.
**[16:18] Gintoki**
Where are we going?
**[16:20] Man**
A kamaboko plant.
***SIGN*** [Note: Kamaboko = processed fish meat]
**[16:23] Gintoki**
A kamaboko plant, he said.
**[16:24] Gintoki**
Isn't that nice?
**[16:25] Gintoki**
I happened to be hungry.
**[16:27] Tsukuyo**
No, it's not!
**[16:28] Tsukuyo**
What exactly did you come here for?
**[16:30] Tsukuyo**
And what kind of business do they
have with a kamaboko plant?
**[16:33] Gintoki**
Must be, y'know?
**[16:35] Gintoki**
Some kind of new drug that's
made from kamaboko?
**[16:38] Man**
We're going to run over the plan
before we reach the site.
**[16:41] Man**
Grab as much kamaboko
as you can and run for it!
**[16:45] Tsukuyo**
What plan?!
**[16:46] Tsukuyo**
These people just want
to steal kamaboko!
**[16:49] Man**
Okay, we're here!
**[16:50] Man**
The kamaboko team gets off here!
**[16:53] Man**
The illegal drug team should remain seated
until we reach the warehouse.
**[16:58] Tsukuyo**
Illegal drug team and kamaboko team?
**[17:00] Tsukuyo**
What kind of selection is that?
**[17:02] Man**
Hey, get off!
**[17:04] Man**
You're on the kamaboko team!
**[17:05] Man**
Grab as much kamaboko
as you can and run for it!
**[17:08] Tsukuyo**
Excuse me, I can't stand kamaboko,
so please put me on the drug team.
**[17:12] Tsukuyo**
The sight of that pink layer
makes me want to hurl.
**[17:15] Gintoki**
Oh really...
**[17:16] Gintoki**
Then I'll grab sasa-kamaboko for you.
***SIGN*** [Note: Sasa-kamaboko = white leaf-shaped kamaboko]
**[17:18] Tsukuyo**
Why are you joining in
the kamaboko raid?!
**[17:24] Tsukuyo**
We managed to get on the drug team.
**[17:28] Tsukuyo**
Hey, why is the kamaboko
team arming up?
**[17:32] Tsukuyo**
Are they planning on risking
their lives for kamaboko?
**[17:35] Gintoki**
Hey, what about the drug team...?
**[17:45] Tsukuyo**
Gintoki, are we going to be okay?
**[17:47] Gintoki**
Probably.
**[17:48] Tsukuyo**
No, I'm pretty sure we aren't okay.
**[17:50] Gintoki**
We're fine.
**[17:55] Man**
It's getting hard to do business
around here.
**[17:59] Man**
We aren't getting any drugs to sell.
**[18:03] Man**
They're all going to Yoshiwara.
**[18:07] Man**
The drug business has
moved underground.
**[18:12] Man**
Lowly thugs like us can't do any business without the
permission of the organizations who run the place.
**[18:21] Man**
There's been a change up top.
**[18:24] Man**
No, I suppose that the top
was forcibly changed.
**[18:28] Man**
In the past, there were constant turf wars
between the various gangs around.
**[18:35] Man**
But now, our leaders have all been killed,
**[18:39] Man**
so we have to hold hands
and do business
**[18:41] Man**
for the same man.
**[18:46] Tsukuyo**
There are this many spider tattoos on
people besides the Benigumoto...
**[18:50] Gintoki**
It appears that thieves and Faction members
have been gathered from all over.
**[18:56] Gintoki**
The gang we're in is like the company
you'd outsource your grunt work to.
**[19:02] Tsukuyo**
I suppose so.
**[19:04] Tsukuyo**
What could a bunch of kamaboko
thieves be good for?
**[19:09] Tsukuyo**
However...
**[19:11] Tsukuyo**
We've found a lead.
**[19:14] Tsukuyo**
The one single lead that will take us
**[19:16] Tsukuyo**
to the nest of the boss spider.
**[19:19] Shinpachi**
Who is that man?
**[19:22] Man**
No idea.
**[19:24] Man**
The top leaders don't even
know his identity.
**[19:28] Man**
Different people know him by different
faces and different names.
**[19:32] Man**
All we know is that he's crushed
a number of groups by himself.
**[19:38] Man**
Using some kind of phantasmagoric
technique...
**[19:42] Man**
And his monstrous power...
**[19:45] Man**
He used that power to set up a web
on this side in the blink of an eye.
**[19:52] Man**
Playing detective is fine,
but you oughta be careful.
**[19:57] Man**
That man's web is vast and deep.
**[20:01] Man**
Step on even one of his threads
**[20:04] Man**
and you'll become entangled
**[20:06] Man**
and eaten.
**[20:09] Man**
Leaving no remains behind.
**[20:19] Tsukuyo**
Shoot! We've been spotted!
**[20:21] Gintoki**
Hey, you've gotta be kidding me!
**[20:23] Gintoki**
Out of all that crowd,
and from *that* location?!
**[20:26] Tsukuyo**
He wasn't a common criminal after all.
**[20:29] Tsukuyo**
His sharp detection skill
**[20:31] Tsukuyo**
and his kunai weapon.
**[20:33] Tsukuyo**
A ninja?
**[20:35] Tsukuyo**
No, his skills are more like a...
**[20:43] Gintoki**
Damn! We're completely surrounded!
**[20:48] Gintoki**
Baby spiders crawling all over the place.
**[20:51] Gintoki**
This is why I hate spiders!
**[20:59] Tsukuyo**
Gintoki, I'll buy us some time!
**[21:02] Tsukuyo**
You return to Yoshiwara and notify
Hinowa and the Hyakka about this!
**[21:06] Gintoki**
Don't be joking!
**[21:07] Gintoki**
You think I'll leave a girl behind
in a nest full of sleazy men?!
**[21:13] Gintoki**
I'm the one staying!
**[21:15] Tsukuyo**
I'm the one who brought
you into this mess.
**[21:18] Tsukuyo**
Go, quickly!
**[21:19] Tsukuyo**
I'll follow behind shortly.
**[21:20] Gintoki**
Sorry, but I try not to take a woman's
last minute nonsense seriously.
**[21:25] Tsukuyo**
Stop treating me as a woman.
**[21:28] Tsukuyo**
I've already told you, I've stopped being
a woman along with these scars.
**[21:31] Gintoki**
Ha! For someone who screams
over a puff-puff action,
**[21:35] Gintoki**
you sure talk big!
**[21:38] Tsukuyo**
Please go, I beg you.
**[21:41] Tsukuyo**
I wish to stay as your equal.
**[21:45] Tsukuyo**
When I'm with you, my resolve weakens.
**[21:49] Jiraia**
Give up on being a woman,
**[21:51] Jiraia**
Tsukuyo.
**[21:53] Tsukuyo**
Don't shake up my feelings any further.
**[22:00] Gintotki**
Pay attention, you idiot!
**[22:10] Jiraia**
You're the one
**[22:11] Jiraia**
who's not paying attention.
***SIGN***
**[23:54] Tsukuyo**
How can you be alive?!
**[23:56] Gintoki**
Who the hell are you?!
**[23:57] Zenzo**
You don't have a chance against him.
**[23:59] Hinowa**
The Original Head of the Hyakka...
**[24:00] Jiraia**
I alone will protect you.
***SIGN*** ["Once You're Entangled in a Spiderweb, It's Hard to Get It Off."]
**[24:02] Tsukuyo**
Master?!
**[24:05] ---**
Boys and girls across the country,
GinTama Gymnastics are starting!
**[24:11] ---**
No, they aren't.
**[24:13] ---**
Can you stop trying to jump
on every bandwagon?
**[24:16] ---**
Oh, yeah? No good?
**[24:18] ---**
No good.
***SIGN*** [The real Pirameki Gymnastics are up next, on the TV show PIRAMEKINO!!]
***SIGN*** [Pirapirapi~ra! Pirapi~ra~!]
***SIGN*** [See you next week.]