E177 - It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night
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[00:15] Jiraia
I never would have imagined this.
[00:19] Jiraia
To be able to see the moon
from Yoshiwara...
[00:31] Woman
Oh, don't be so silly.
[00:34] Woman
You came to Yoshiwara only after
its liberation. Isn't that right, sir?
[00:42] Jiraia
No...
[00:44] Jiraia
It existed long ago...
[01:03] Jiraia
The ceiling may have been shut,
[01:07] Jiraia
but the moon existed back then.
[01:11] Jiraia
A small, brave, and beautiful moon.
[01:38] Tsukuyo
Again?
[01:40] Hyakka A
The seventh one this month.
[01:43] Tsukuyo
We can no longer ignore this.
[01:48] Tsukuyo
At this rate, Yoshiwara...
[01:50] Tsukuyo
will never be able to recover.
[01:55] Hyakka B
Also...
[01:58] Woman
Thank you for your patronage, sir.
[02:01] Jiraia
Of course.
[02:10] Tsukuyo
I see.
[02:15] Man
Thank you very much!
[02:28] Jiraia
Excuse me.
[02:30] Tsukuyo
No, excuse me.
[02:35] Jiraia
You've come a long way,
[02:44] Jiraia
Tsukuyo.
[04:51] Jiraia
Give up on being a woman,
[04:54] Jiraia
Tsukuyo.
[04:57] Jiraia
If you wish to become one who protects
instead of one who is protected,
[05:01] Jiraia
give up on being a woman.
[05:06] Jiraia
You may not be the sun which
shines above the people.
[05:10] Jiraia
But I, alone, know of your beauty which
secretly illuminates the land.
[05:16] Jiraia
I, alone, shall watch over you.
[05:26] Jiraia
I, alone...
[05:28] Jiraia
will protect you.
[05:58] Tsukuyo
Ma-
[06:12] Seita
Whatcha doing, Tsukuyo?
[06:14] Seita
Gin-san and everybody are here!
[06:16] Seita
Wake up already!
[06:17] Seita
I'm gonna leave without ya!
[06:21] Tsukuyo
I'm coming.
[06:22] Tsukuyo
Go on ahead.
[06:23] Seita
Don't forget to spruce yourself up.
[06:51] Tsukuyo
Spruce up, is it?
SIGN ["It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night"]
[07:00] Tsukuyo
Hey, it's been a while.
[07:03] Gintoki
Sheesh, still looking as dull as ever.
[07:07] Tsukuyo
And you still look as much like
a burnt field as ever.
[07:12] Gintoki
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[07:14] Gintoki
You'd better not be talking about my hair!
[07:17] Shinpachi
Come on, it's been a while
since we last met.
[07:19] Shinpachi
Could you two please stop fighting?
[07:20] Seita
Now that everyone's here,
we can have a blast!
[07:23] Hinowa
Sorry, Seita.
[07:25] Seita
Huh?
[07:26] Hinowa
Could you wait outside for a moment?
[07:28] Seita
What?!
[07:29] Seita
Hold on!
[07:30] Seita
I haven't even been in
a close-up shot yet!
[07:32] Seita
That's all the screen time I get?!
[07:33] Kagura
You should be glad that everyone
was able to see you so happy.
[07:36] Seita
No way!
[07:40] Seita
You've crossed the line here, Mom.
[07:42] Seita
This is what I get, after
waiting half a year?
[07:43] Hinowa
You see, what I wanted to talk
to you guys about...
[07:45] Seita
Screw them.
[07:45] Seita
Stupid show.
[07:47] Seita
I even sat back from the TV in a well-lit
room every week to watch this show.
[07:49] Gintoki
Hey, now. Give me a break.
[07:52] Gintoki
I didn't come here to work today.
[07:55] Hinowa
Pretty please? Savior of Yoshiwara?
[08:02] Tsukuyo
There is certainly more freedom in
Yoshiwara after Hosen's death.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
However, we have some new vermin who used
to stay clear of Yoshiwara because of Hosen.
[08:14] Tsukuyo
After all, there was nothing more powerful
than Hosen to deter crime.
[08:19] Tsukuyo
To be honest, the crime rate was
lower with Hosen around.
[08:24] Tsukuyo
There's no end to the assaults,
burglaries, break-ins,
[08:28] Tsukuyo
and other crimes committed by
the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
[08:30] Tsukuyo
The members of the Hyakka
aren't able to keep up.
[08:33] Tsukuyo
The biggest problem in Yoshiwara
at the moment
[08:38] Tsukuyo
would be the sale of illegal drugs.
[08:42] Tsukuyo
Prostitutes whose bodies and
souls have been worn out
[08:45] Tsukuyo
turn to drugs for a moment of pleasure.
[08:49] Tsukuyo
This town may appear at peace,
[08:51] Tsukuyo
but they've already spread far
and wide in the shadows.
[08:55] Tsukuyo
There's one man running most
of the business in Yoshiwara.
[08:58] Tsukuyo
Fujinosuke Hashiba, said to be
Yoshiwara's best customer...
[09:04] Tsukuyo
No, his name holds no meaning.
[09:07] Tsukuyo
He has many names.
[09:10] Tsukuyo
Not only names.
[09:12] Tsukuyo
He has multiple titles and faces.
[09:16] Tsukuyo
But I doubt that any are
grounded in reality.
[09:20] Tsukuyo
He must be laughing as we struggle
to find incriminating evidence,
[09:22] Tsukuyo
while he buys Yoshiwara women, drinks liquor,
[09:26] Tsukuyo
and watches as this town
collapses around him.
[09:31] Gintoki
How are we supposed to
catch a guy like that?
[09:35] Gintoki
I barely deserve the title
of Yoshiwara's Savior.
[09:40] Gintoki
You should know.
[09:42] Gintoki
I'm doing business under the table here.
[09:46] Tsukuyo
Nevertheless, we need your
familiarity with this world.
[09:54] Tsukuyo
Don't worry.
[09:55] Tsukuyo
I have a lead.
[09:58] Gintoki
What?
[10:03] Tsukuyo
I saw a spider.
[10:07] Tsukuyo
While I was on watch, I clearly saw it.
[10:13] Tsukuyo
A spider tattoo on that man's neck...
[10:19] Gintoki
A spider, huh?
[10:21] Gintoki
Not much to go by, but oh well.
[10:24] Gintoki
I'll have to let myself be caught.
[10:27] Gintoki
In the spider web.
[10:31] Man
C'mon! Place your bets!
[10:32] Man
Evens or odds?
[10:33] Man
Make your choice!
[10:34] Man
Place your bets!
[10:35] Man
Even!
[10:36] Man
Odd!
[10:37] Man
Even!
[10:37] Man
Odd!
[10:37] Man
Odd!
[10:38] Man
Even!
[10:39] Tsukuyo
They all have spider tattoos?
[10:42] Gintoki
The Benigumoto (Red Spiders).
[10:44] Gintoki
This gambling parlor is on their turf.
[10:47] Gintoki
There wouldn't be any problem if they
spent all their time rolling dice,
[10:51] Gintoki
but they're the ones claiming to be
[10:53] Gintoki
Anti-Foreigner Faction as they
rob, threaten, and kill people.
[10:55] Gintoki
A bunch of thieves willing to do anything.
[10:58] Gintoki
Well, I wouldn't say that they're cut out to take
over as the big evil group in Yoshiwara,
[11:03] Gintoki
but there may be a connection.
[11:07] Gintoki
You should get going.
[11:08] Gintoki
I'll stand out if I have a woman with me.
[11:11] Gintoki
Besides, women can't stand
many-legged creatures.
[11:14] Tsukuyo
Fool.
[11:15] Tsukuyo
How could the leader of the Hyakka
run away at this point?
[11:18] Tsukuyo
Besides, I've already said that I stopped
being a woman long ago.
[11:21] Gintoki
You're the type that's guaranteed
to press charges
[11:24] Gintoki
if my elbow happens to poke
your boob on a packed train.
[11:28] Gintoki
Leave, stupid.
[11:30] Tsukuyo
Then go ahead and touch me.
[11:32] Tsukuyo
I don't mind.
[11:33] Gintoki
Huh?
[11:34] Tsukuyo
I won't let myself be taken lightly.
[11:38] Tsukuyo
Touch me.
[11:39] Gintoki
I'm not going to touch you.
[11:40] Gintoki
I don't want any unnecessary trouble.
[11:42] Tsukuyo
You won't run into any To Love-Ru.
SIGN
[11:45] Tsukuyo
Fool.
[11:46] Tsukuyo
Just touch me already.
[11:47] Gintoki
Hey, don't underestimate To Love-Ru.
[11:49] Gintoki
Wake up to find a naked girl in your bed.
[11:51] Gintoki
Trip and dive into another girl's crotch.
[11:52] Gintoki
Even your little sister doesn't mind.
[11:53] Tsukuyo
I told you, stuff like that won't happen!
[11:56] Tsukuyo
Touch me already!
[11:58] Gintoki
Cut it out!
[11:59] Gintoki
A girl shouldn't say stuff like that!
[12:02] Gintoki
You're supposed to save that
phrase for when it counts...
[12:07] Gintoki
A spider!
[12:19] Gintoki
Huh?
[12:20] Gintoki
This is...
[12:22] Tsukuyo
Wh-What...
[12:24] Tsukuyo
What do you think you're doing?!
[12:29] Gintoki
Hey...
[12:30] Gintoki
This isn't how you said it'd be?
[12:33] Tsukuyo
Zip it.
[12:34] Tsukuyo
You have no right to talk.
[12:36] Guy
Uh...
[12:39] Guy
Who are you people?
[12:56] Guy
Which gang y'all from?
[13:00] Guy
Why ya peekin' in our place?
[13:03] Guy
'Fess up.
[13:04] Gintoki
I was getting some puff-puff action.
[13:05] Guy
Like hell you were!
[13:07] Guy
Come up with a better lie!
[13:08] Gintoki
Uh, that's actually what I was doing.
[13:11] Gintoki
More like, I was forced into doing it.
[13:13] Tsukuyo
Don't insinuate anything weird.
[13:15] Gintoki
In any case, we were just doing
some puff-puff action.
[13:17] Gintoki
Nothing suspicious about us at all.
[13:18] Guy
You'd be pretty damn suspicious if that
was what you were actually doing!
[13:22] Gintoki
Uh, to be honest...
[13:25] Gintoki
We're a couple of thugs who wanna
join the Benigumoto.
[13:28] Tsukuyo
Wha-?!
[13:29] Guy
What? Thugs?
[13:31] Guy
Heh, you've got balls.
[13:34] Guy
You brought a woman to come
see me, the great Unkai,
[13:37] Guy
head of the Benigumoto?
[13:38] Gintoki
No way.
[13:39] Gintoki
I never meant to offend you.
[13:41] Gintoki
Cut me some slack, Unkie Turd.
[13:44] Guy
Who are you calling Unkie Turd?!
[13:46] Guy
I've just been a little constipated lately.
[13:48] Gintoki
We're a married thug couple.
[13:50] Tsukuyo
Huh?!
[13:51] Gintoki
Both of us are intent on joining
the Benigumoto together.
[13:55] Gintoki
Right? We're a couple of thugs.
[13:58] Tsukuyo
Wha...?!
[13:59] Gintoki
We had our kids grow mullets.
[14:02] Gintoki
And we force them to
wear tattoo jackets.
[14:06] Tsukuyo
That's right.
[14:08] Tsukuyo
I lead a gang of girls.
[14:10] Tsukuyo
Gintoki was top dog at West High.
[14:12] Tsukuyo
I was attracted to his lone wolf attitude
and got knocked up and married at 17.
[14:16] Tsukuyo
Rode the winds of Shonan during pregnancy
and ended up with twins.
[14:20] Tsukuyo
Dia and Block have hair
down to their waist now.
SIGN [Note: The names combine to form "Diablock", a Japanese block toy similar to Lego.]
[14:24] Man
Dia? Block?
[14:26] Man
You gave your kids some crazy names!
[14:29] Man
Boss!
[14:30] Man
No doubt about it!
[14:31] Man
These guys are genuine thugs!
[14:34] Man
Why not let them join?
[14:36] Man
I'd be more than happy
to welcome this babe.
[14:39] Man
Even if she's damaged goods.
[14:41] Man
Come on, she's married.
[14:43] Man
Exactly.
[14:45] Man
I get turned on when I take something
that belongs to another person.
[14:47] Man
Let's ice the husband and take turns
getting some of that puff-puff action!
[14:55] Tsukuyo
Don't take me lightly.
[14:58] Tsukuyo
I could skewer every single
one of you in an instant,
[15:03] Tsukuyo
if I wanted to.
[15:07] Tsukuyo
And here's a heads-up.
[15:09] Tsukuyo
My husband is a hundred
times stronger than me.
[15:13] Unkai
Your husband's been skewered.
[15:15] Tsukuyo
Wha-?
[15:18] Gintoki
You threw it without any warning.
[15:19] Gintoki
Say something next time.
[15:21] Tsukuyo
Sorry.
[15:25] Unkai
The husband aside, this woman
should prove useful.
[15:29] Unkai
It can never hurt to have
too many bodyguards.
[15:32] Unkai
Work your asses off.
[15:40] Tsukuyo
Gintoki. What if, what if...
[15:43] Tsukuyo
these Benigumoto have absolutely
nothing to do with the case?
[15:47] Tsukuyo
What will happen to us?
[15:50] Gintoki
Yeah, well... you know?
[15:52] Gintoki
We'd be treated as accomplices,
[15:56] Gintoki
and that's the end of that.
[15:58] Tsukuyo
What do you mean, the end of that?
[15:59] Tsukuyo
Don't you mean the end of us?
[16:01] Gintoki
Huh? What do we do then?
[16:02] Gintoki
Go pole vaulting? In Hawaii or something?
[16:05] Tsukuyo
Hey, do you want to die?
[16:07] Tsukuyo
Besides, where is this car even headed?
[16:10] Gintoki
Don't worry about it.
[16:11] Gintoki
It's probably going to a drug warehouse.
[16:13] Gintoki
We'll find a link there.
[16:17] Gintoki
Uh, excuse me.
[16:18] Gintoki
Where are we going?
[16:20] Man
A kamaboko plant.
SIGN [Note: Kamaboko = processed fish meat]
[16:23] Gintoki
A kamaboko plant, he said.
[16:24] Gintoki
Isn't that nice?
[16:25] Gintoki
I happened to be hungry.
[16:27] Tsukuyo
No, it's not!
[16:28] Tsukuyo
What exactly did you come here for?
[16:30] Tsukuyo
And what kind of business do they
have with a kamaboko plant?
[16:33] Gintoki
Must be, y'know?
[16:35] Gintoki
Some kind of new drug that's
made from kamaboko?
[16:38] Man
We're going to run over the plan
before we reach the site.
[16:41] Man
Grab as much kamaboko
as you can and run for it!
[16:45] Tsukuyo
What plan?!
[16:46] Tsukuyo
These people just want
to steal kamaboko!
[16:49] Man
Okay, we're here!
[16:50] Man
The kamaboko team gets off here!
[16:53] Man
The illegal drug team should remain seated
until we reach the warehouse.
[16:58] Tsukuyo
Illegal drug team and kamaboko team?
[17:00] Tsukuyo
What kind of selection is that?
[17:02] Man
Hey, get off!
[17:04] Man
You're on the kamaboko team!
[17:05] Man
Grab as much kamaboko
as you can and run for it!
[17:08] Tsukuyo
Excuse me, I can't stand kamaboko,
so please put me on the drug team.
[17:12] Tsukuyo
The sight of that pink layer
makes me want to hurl.
[17:15] Gintoki
Oh really...
[17:16] Gintoki
Then I'll grab sasa-kamaboko for you.
SIGN [Note: Sasa-kamaboko = white leaf-shaped kamaboko]
[17:18] Tsukuyo
Why are you joining in
the kamaboko raid?!
[17:24] Tsukuyo
We managed to get on the drug team.
[17:28] Tsukuyo
Hey, why is the kamaboko
team arming up?
[17:32] Tsukuyo
Are they planning on risking
their lives for kamaboko?
[17:35] Gintoki
Hey, what about the drug team...?
[17:45] Tsukuyo
Gintoki, are we going to be okay?
[17:47] Gintoki
Probably.
[17:48] Tsukuyo
No, I'm pretty sure we aren't okay.
[17:50] Gintoki
We're fine.
[17:55] Man
It's getting hard to do business
around here.
[17:59] Man
We aren't getting any drugs to sell.
[18:03] Man
They're all going to Yoshiwara.
[18:07] Man
The drug business has
moved underground.
[18:12] Man
Lowly thugs like us can't do any business without the
permission of the organizations who run the place.
[18:21] Man
There's been a change up top.
[18:24] Man
No, I suppose that the top
was forcibly changed.
[18:28] Man
In the past, there were constant turf wars
between the various gangs around.
[18:35] Man
But now, our leaders have all been killed,
[18:39] Man
so we have to hold hands
and do business
[18:41] Man
for the same man.
[18:46] Tsukuyo
There are this many spider tattoos on
people besides the Benigumoto...
[18:50] Gintoki
It appears that thieves and Faction members
have been gathered from all over.
[18:56] Gintoki
The gang we're in is like the company
you'd outsource your grunt work to.
[19:02] Tsukuyo
I suppose so.
[19:04] Tsukuyo
What could a bunch of kamaboko
thieves be good for?
[19:09] Tsukuyo
However...
[19:11] Tsukuyo
We've found a lead.
[19:14] Tsukuyo
The one single lead that will take us
[19:16] Tsukuyo
to the nest of the boss spider.
[19:19] Shinpachi
Who is that man?
[19:22] Man
No idea.
[19:24] Man
The top leaders don't even
know his identity.
[19:28] Man
Different people know him by different
faces and different names.
[19:32] Man
All we know is that he's crushed
a number of groups by himself.
[19:38] Man
Using some kind of phantasmagoric
technique...
[19:42] Man
And his monstrous power...
[19:45] Man
He used that power to set up a web
on this side in the blink of an eye.
[19:52] Man
Playing detective is fine,
but you oughta be careful.
[19:57] Man
That man's web is vast and deep.
[20:01] Man
Step on even one of his threads
[20:04] Man
and you'll become entangled
[20:06] Man
and eaten.
[20:09] Man
Leaving no remains behind.
[20:19] Tsukuyo
Shoot! We've been spotted!
[20:21] Gintoki
Hey, you've gotta be kidding me!
[20:23] Gintoki
Out of all that crowd,
and from that location?!
[20:26] Tsukuyo
He wasn't a common criminal after all.
[20:29] Tsukuyo
His sharp detection skill
[20:31] Tsukuyo
and his kunai weapon.
[20:33] Tsukuyo
A ninja?
[20:35] Tsukuyo
No, his skills are more like a...
[20:43] Gintoki
Damn! We're completely surrounded!
[20:48] Gintoki
Baby spiders crawling all over the place.
[20:51] Gintoki
This is why I hate spiders!
[20:59] Tsukuyo
Gintoki, I'll buy us some time!
[21:02] Tsukuyo
You return to Yoshiwara and notify
Hinowa and the Hyakka about this!
[21:06] Gintoki
Don't be joking!
[21:07] Gintoki
You think I'll leave a girl behind
in a nest full of sleazy men?!
[21:13] Gintoki
I'm the one staying!
[21:15] Tsukuyo
I'm the one who brought
you into this mess.
[21:18] Tsukuyo
Go, quickly!
[21:19] Tsukuyo
I'll follow behind shortly.
[21:20] Gintoki
Sorry, but I try not to take a woman's
last minute nonsense seriously.
[21:25] Tsukuyo
Stop treating me as a woman.
[21:28] Tsukuyo
I've already told you, I've stopped being
a woman along with these scars.
[21:31] Gintoki
Ha! For someone who screams
over a puff-puff action,
[21:35] Gintoki
you sure talk big!
[21:38] Tsukuyo
Please go, I beg you.
[21:41] Tsukuyo
I wish to stay as your equal.
[21:45] Tsukuyo
When I'm with you, my resolve weakens.
[21:49] Jiraia
Give up on being a woman,
[21:51] Jiraia
Tsukuyo.
[21:53] Tsukuyo
Don't shake up my feelings any further.
[22:00] Gintotki
Pay attention, you idiot!
[22:10] Jiraia
You're the one
[22:11] Jiraia
who's not paying attention.
SIGN
[23:54] Tsukuyo
How can you be alive?!
[23:56] Gintoki
Who the hell are you?!
[23:57] Zenzo
You don't have a chance against him.
[23:59] Hinowa
The Original Head of the Hyakka...
[24:00] Jiraia
I alone will protect you.
SIGN ["Once You're Entangled in a Spiderweb, It's Hard to Get It Off."]
[24:02] Tsukuyo
Master?!
[24:05] ---
Boys and girls across the country,
GinTama Gymnastics are starting!
[24:11] ---
No, they aren't.
[24:13] ---
Can you stop trying to jump
on every bandwagon?
[24:16] ---
Oh, yeah? No good?
[24:18] ---
No good.
SIGN [The real Pirameki Gymnastics are up next, on the TV show PIRAMEKINO!!]
SIGN [Pirapirapira! Pirapira~!]
SIGN [See you next week.]