E174 - When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Yakuza     We're all adults here. You     should understand, yeah? [01:37] Yakuza     Bad things happen when     you don't pay your debts. [01:44] Yakuza     Yeah, Hasegawa-san? [01:54] Yakuza     Mr. Odd Jobs... [01:56] Yakuza     You realize that the deadline's     already passed. [02:00] Gin     Well, yeah... [02:04] Yakuza     Hello? [02:06] Yakuza     Yes. Yes. [02:08] Yakuza     You're fine with what we're doing? [02:10] Yakuza     So we'll go with the plan... [02:14] Yakuza     Go fish up some tuna. SIGN    ["Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Bakayaro'?"] [02:24] Madao     Oh, you guys were also in debt. [02:27] Gin     No, no, no. [02:29] Gin     We weren't desperate the way you were. [02:33] Gin     We're here on a job. [02:36] Gin     We're doing someone a favor. [02:37] Madao     Don't lie! [02:38] Madao     You're in the exact same     situation as I am! [02:40] Gin     We're not! [02:42] Gin     It may look similar, but it's not! [02:43] Madao     How?! [02:44] Gin     We have a different purpose! [02:45] Kagura     The exact same reason... [02:46] Madao     Same difference! [02:47] Shin     It's hot... [02:48] Kame     Hey, pipsqueaks. [02:50] Kame     Cut the griping. [02:52] Madao     What do you want, Anna's papa? [02:54] Gin     No, he's one of them. [02:56] Kame     Now listen up. [02:57] Kame     It doesn't matter why you're here.     Everybody is equal on this ship. [03:01] Kame     We'll be out at sea for three months. [03:03] Kame     Hard labor every day. [03:06] Kame     Impossible for ordinary humans to bear. [03:09] Shin     So what do we... [03:12] Kame     There's only one way. [03:15] Kame     Don't worry. It's very simple. [03:18] Kame     You just have to become men of the sea. [03:22] Kame     I'll show you how it's done. [03:24] Kame     That sucker's a real tough one! [03:31] Kame     Yeah, just like that. [03:33] Shin     It's actually possible to fish up tuna. [03:35] Kagura     Oh. [03:36] Kagura     It's easy if we just have to shout. [03:38] Kagura     Real Japanese eat ochazuke! [03:43] Kagura     I did it! [03:45] Kagura     Now I can have all the ochazuke I want! [03:47] Shin     Salmon... A salmon... [03:48] Kame     People say that fishing is about     patience, but they're wrong. [03:53] Kame     It's about guts. [03:54] Shin     Guts? [03:55] Kame     Give it a try if you want to     become a man of the sea. [03:58] Shin     Yes. I'll make it to the top one day! [04:06] Kagura     A perfect size for Shinpachi. [04:08] Madao     I'll give it a try too. [04:10] Madao     Hatsu! Come back to me! [04:15] Gin     Well, this would count as     being a dead fish in bed... [04:19] Kame     Hey, big guy. [04:21] Madao     It doesn't matter... [04:22] Madao     I'm just a Madao. [04:24] Kame     You idiot! [04:29] Kame     Don't give up so easily! [04:32] Kame     Life is like fishing! [04:34] Kame     You can't give up after     one or two failures... [04:35] Madao     No, I've failed at least seven     or eight times in a row... [04:39] Kame     Then try another hundred     or thousand times! [04:43] Kame     If you give up, it's all over! [04:46] Hasegawa     C-Captain... [04:48] Kame     And you have your friends. [04:54] Hasegawa     Gin-san! [04:55] Hasegawa     Everyone! [04:57] Gin     It's no big deal. [04:58] Hasegawa     I'm gonna do this! [05:00] Hasegawa     I'll catch every fish in the damn ocean! [05:02] Gin     Let's get to it! [05:04] Gin     We'll return triumphantly     with a big catch in tow! [05:07] Madao     Gin-san! [05:08] Madao     You rule! [05:11] Kame     That was when the men were united. [05:15] Kame     They grew tougher and bolder     with each passing day. [05:19] Kame     They transformed into     true men of the sea. [05:22] Kame     And time marched on... [05:26] Madao     Gin-san, we did it. [05:29] Gin     Yeah, it's a fine haul. [05:39] Shin     Uh, isn't there something wrong here? [05:48] Gin     As you'd expect from the     CEO of a big company. [05:50] Gin     A hefty reward for hushing up an affair. [05:54] Gin     One, two, three... [05:58] Gin     Okay, we'll splurge on     some Korean BBQ tonight. [06:01] Kagura     Really? At JoJo-en? [06:04] Gin     You want me to hang myself? [06:06] Gin     We're obviously picking one with a buffet. [06:09] Shin     Kagura-chan will eat a whole cow if     you take her out for Korean BBQ. [06:13] Kagura     I don't mind if it's cheap. [06:15] Kagura     Where are we going? [06:16] Gin     There was a place that also had     all-you-can-eat ice cream. [06:18] Gin     That place. [06:20] Shin     The place where you can make     your own soft-serve? [06:24] Shin     That place is nice. [06:25] Gin     You know, even though I'm all grown up, [06:27] Gin     I still get excited when ice cream     shoots out of the machine. [06:32] Gin     I wonder how that works. [06:33] Kagura     I get more excited about the stuff     that shoots out on your rice. [06:38] Gin     Don't ruin my dreams. [06:40] Gin     Kids should keep quiet. [06:41] Kagura     This conversation has made     me really hungry. [06:42] Man     Sorry about that. [06:43] Shin     No problem. [06:44] Shin     Which floor? [06:45] Man     Ah, the first floor. [06:45] Gin     That's right. We had to work early     so we didn't eat breakfast. [06:54] Kagura     I can't wait to fill up my     belly with cow liver. [06:57] Gin     I'm more interested in cow tongue. [06:59] Gin     Add some lemon juice and     chow down with some rice. [07:02] Shin     Sounds wonderful. [07:05] Gin     You're drooling. [07:28] Shin     Isn't this taking too long? [07:30] Gin     The building's pretty tall. [07:33] Kagura     I wish it'd hurry up. [07:35] Kagura     My stomach and back are     glaring at each other. [07:40] Shin     Gin-san, isn't this too long though? [07:44] Shin     Like Tower of Druaga length? [07:46] Shin     And it looks like we're stuck     on the 14th floor. [07:50] Kagura     No big deal. [07:52] Kagura     There's probably a huge gap between     the 14th and 13th floors. [07:57] Shin     I see. [07:59] Shin     Uh, there shouldn't be     a building like that. [08:02] Gin     There shouldn't. [08:03] Gin     I've never heard of a building with     an especially big 14th floor. [08:07] Shin     And Gin-san, quite frankly... [08:09] Shin     This elevator hasn't been moving? [08:15] Gin     The buttons aren't responding. [08:18] Gin     The door won't open. [08:21] Shin     Gin-san, is this... [08:22] Shin     Does this mean... [08:25] Shin     We're trapped? [08:27] Shin     On an elevator? SIGN    ["When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens"] [08:35] Kagura     This sucks! [08:38] Kagura     It had to happen when I'm starving! [08:41] Kagura     Somebody save us! [08:43] Kagura     Help! Help me! [08:44] Gin     Hold on. [08:46] Gin     Calm down. [08:47] Gin     Don't make such a fuss, stupid. [08:48] Gin     You should be used to this kind of thing. [08:51] Gin     Don't lose your cool. It's pathetic. [08:54] Kagura     But! What if we can't get out?! [08:57] Kagura     I'll starve to death! [08:59] Gin     That won't happen. [09:01] Gin     Elevators have an emergency     button for these situations. [09:06] Kagura     There really is one! [09:08] Gin     Once we press this, the building manager will     know something is wrong and come help us. [09:13] Gin     What the hell was that?! [09:15] Gin     I said to press the emergency button! [09:17] Gin     Not to kill it! [09:18] Shin     What are we going to do?! [09:20] Shin     The entire control panel is busted! [09:22] Kagura     Sorry, I used too much force. [09:25] Shin     Sorry isn't gonna cut it! [09:26] Shin     How are we going to call for help?! [09:28] Gin     C-Calm down... [09:29] Gin     It'll be fine. Just fine. [09:31] Gin     Even if the emergency button doesn't work, somebody     in the building should notice the problem. [09:36] Gin     You people shouldn't panic. [09:38] Gin     You need to be calm during     these situations. [09:41] Man     Uh, excuse me... [09:43] Man     Everyone at this company     leaves work by five. [09:47] Man     There shouldn't be anyone     left at this time. [09:52] Gin     Oh, is that so? [09:55] Gin     But a company this big should have     security guards on patrol... [10:01] Gin     There's no need to worry.. SIGN    Mikoshiba [10:02] Man     Uh, excuse me. [10:03] Man     I would be the security guard. [10:08] Gin     Somebody save us! [10:10] Gin     Help! Help me! [10:11] Shin     And he ends up being     the one that panics. [10:14] Gin     Hey, man! [10:15] Gin     If you're the security guard, you should     do something about this situation! [10:18] Gin     And why are you riding the elevator?! [10:21] Gin     Shouldn't you be prepared     for the unexpected? [10:23] Man     I-I'm sorry. [10:25] Man     My stomach was full after eating my bento     on the roof so I didn't want to move... [10:29] Man     But everybody will come     to work tomorrow. [10:32] Gin     Tomorrow?! I haven't eaten anything     today! I can't wait that long! [10:36] Shin     And Gin-san... [10:38] Shin     Isn't tomorrow the start     of a three-day weekend? [10:42] Shin     There was a huge fuss about JUMP     coming out on Saturday this week. [10:46] Gin     Th-Three-day weekend? [10:48] Gin     H-Hold on. [10:49] Gin     That means there's a chance that nobody     will come to this building for four days? [10:53] Man     But we always have people working     on holidays, so I'm sure it'll be fine. [10:57] Gin     How can you be sure?! [10:59] Gin     Stop your stupid... [11:03] Gin     It's no use. [11:04] Gin     I'm so hungry that I don't have     the energy to get angry. [11:07] Gin     I was supposed to be enjoying     spare ribs and cow liver... [11:13] Gin     Why did this happen? [11:16] Shin     A-Anyway... [11:18] Shin     We have no choice but to     wait for help to come. [11:21] Shin     And I'm sure there are people     working overtime. [11:24] Shin     Cheer up. [11:26] Shin     I'm sure someone will notice us. [11:28] Shin     Someone will come save us. [11:30] Shin     So we have to hang in there. [11:45] Shin     How much time has passed? [11:50] Shin     Isn't any help going to come? [11:55] Shin     Uh, why don't we talk about something? [11:59] Shin     It's pretty smothering in this small     elevator if we sit in silence. [12:04] Shin     Air. We should get some fresh air. [12:06] Gin     We can't get any fresh air. [12:08] Gin     Since the four of us are stuck     in this small box forever, [12:14] Gin     breathing the same air that     gets worse and worse. [12:19] Shin     Uh, could we avoid any negative topics? [12:22] Kagura     Is it just me or are we running out of air? [12:27] Kagura     It's hard to breathe. [12:28] Kagura     Are we going to run out of air and     die before any help comes? [12:32] Kagura     Are we going to suffocate to death? [12:34] Shin     Uh, Kagura-chan... [12:34] Gin     Don't be stupid. [12:36] Gin     There won't be     any help. [12:36] Shin     Stop that. [12:37] Shin     Hey... [12:39] Shin     Gin-san? [12:39] Gin     We're going to rot to death in     here without anyone noticing. [12:43] Shin     C'mon. [12:44] Shin     I said to stop that! [12:48] Shin     Stop being negative. [12:51] Shin     It's not like you. [12:53] Shin     This is the time to think happy thoughts. [12:56] Shin     Get a grip! [12:58] Shin     Right, Mikoshiba-san? [13:00] Shin     Can you think of a fun topic? [13:03] Man     Fun topic...? [13:04] Shin     Oh, that's right. [13:05] Shin     Mikoshiba-san, how long have     you been working here? [13:08] Man     A little over three years, I think. [13:10] Shin     Oh, so you just switched jobs recently. [13:13] Man     No, not exactly... [13:16] Man     I began working at night three years ago. [13:19] Man     I'm a salaryman during the day. [13:22] Shin     Oh? That sounds rough. [13:25] Shin     You don't get any time to rest. [13:28] Man     Yes... [13:29] Man     Well, it is pretty rough. [13:33] Man     Well, there's a house involved... [13:35] Shin     Oh, you're saving up money     to buy a house. [13:39] Shin     I see. The father is fired     up to own a house. [13:43] Shin     That's so cool. [13:44] Man     No, uh... [13:46] Man     The house was the one on fire... [13:49] Man     It happened when there were     still loans on the house. [13:52] Man     So I'm working to pay those off... [13:55] Shin     Oh... I... I see... [14:00] Shin     Sorry about that. [14:02] Man     No, it's okay... [14:04] Shin     Shoot! [14:06] Shin     Instead of lightening the mood     with a happy conversation, [14:08] Shin     I made it worse by asking     the wrong question! [14:11] Shin     It's no good! [14:12] Shin     You shouldn't pry into     other people's past! [14:15] Shin     Let's change the subject! [14:18] Shin     That's right! [14:19] Shin     What does everyone want to     do once we get out of here? [14:21] Shin     I'm all for Korean BBQ. [14:23] Shin     I'm sure it'll taste marvelous     on an empty stomach. [14:27] Shin     Hunger is the best spice. [14:29] Shin     When you look at it that way, this situation     is merely preparing us to eat Korean BBQ. [14:34] Man     Ah, that's a wonderful way to look at it. [14:38] Man     That makes this feel less painful. [14:41] Shin     Right? [14:42] Shin     Ah, why don't you join us for     Korean BBQ, Mikoshiba-san? [14:46] Shin     We must have been brought     together for a reason. [14:48] Man     I'll pass... [14:52] Man     I never want to see a lit stove again... [14:55] Shin     We went from Korean BBQ to fire! [14:57] Shin     This is bad! [14:58] Shin     I hit another sore subject! [15:00] Man     If only we hadn't done     Korean BBQ on the lawn... SIGN    [Note: Parody of Gyu-kaku, a popular Korean BBQ chain in the US and Japan.] [15:03] Man     That's why I said we should     go to Ushi-kaku. [15:07] Shin     Uh... [15:08] Shin     I'm really sorry. [15:09] Man     No, it's okay. [15:12] Shin     The mood! [15:13] Shin     It's getting gloomier in here! [15:17] Shin     I have to do something! [15:19] Shin     Th-That's it... [15:21] Shin     So you don't really like Korean BBQ, huh? [15:23] Shin     Is there some other food     you really enjoy? [15:26] Man     A food I enjoy? [15:27] Man     The bento my wife made     for me, I suppose. [15:30] Shin     Ah, you said you were     eating one just now. [15:34] Shin     A bento from your loving wife? [15:35] Man     N-No... [15:37] Shin     Come on. You're making     me burn up with envy. [15:40] Man     Yes, it all burned up.. [15:43] Man     My wife... My house... [15:44] Man     Everything I cared about... [15:46] Shin     That wasn't what I meant! [15:49] Shin     This is bad! [15:50] Shin     This person keeps dragging the     conversation back to that point! [15:54] Shin     Uh, sorry... [15:57] Shin     That wasn't what I meant... [16:00] Shin     I'm sorry. [16:02] Shin     Hey! [16:03] Shin     The mood in here is terrible! [16:04] Shin     What do I do?! [16:06] Man     I understand. It's okay. [16:08] Man     It was all my fault. [16:10] Man     I'm a terrible security guard. [16:12] Man     I couldn't even protect my wife... [16:14] Gin     You don't have to worry about it. [16:16] Gin     You'll be going to see your     wife soon enough. [16:20] Man     You're right... [16:21] Shin     The pessimism is spreading! [16:23] Shin     I-It's suffocating... [16:25] Shin     The suffocating pressure     in this enclosed space... [16:29] Shin     If I don't say something, [16:31] Shin     I'll go insane! [16:33] Shin     A simple conversation won't be enough     to get rid of this heavy mood. [16:36] Shin     I'll have to do something more direct! [16:39] Shin     Uh... [16:41] Shin     Why don't we play a game? [16:42] Gin     Huh? What's with you? [16:45] Gin     Just leave us alone. [16:47] Gin     It'd be a waste of time to sit around     while we wait for help. [16:51] Kagura     There isn't any help coming. [16:53] Kagura     I'm looking back at my life. [16:55] Kagura     Can't you quiet down? [16:58] Shin     You can't let yourself be absorbed     by this negative atmosphere! [17:01] Shin     Help will surely come! [17:02] Shin     Until then, we have to help and     encourage one another! [17:06] Shin     It's a little old, but let's     play Magical Banana! [17:09] Shin     We'll make a word chain with positive     things to lighten the mood! [17:13] Shin     Got it? [17:14] Shin     Let's go! [17:15] Shin     Okay! [17:18] Gin     Hey, what's wrong with this guy? [17:20] Gin     Why is he so psyched up? [17:22] Kagura     He must have been sent by Bando. [17:24] Kagura     Hand over some boiled eggs. [17:25] Shin     Okay! Magical Banana! [17:28] Shin     Bananas remind me of yellow! Okay! [17:31] Kagura     Yellow reminds me of bananas. [17:33] Shin     Okay! [17:33] Gin     Bananas remind me of yellow. [17:35] Shin     Okay! [17:36] Man     Yellow reminds me of     the flames on that day... [17:41] Shin     Uh, h-hold on a sec. [17:44] Shin     "The flames on that day" doesn't     really mean anything to us... [17:48] Man     Oh, sorry about that... [17:49] Man     The image is burned into my mind... [17:51] Shin     Sorry. [17:53] Shin     Can we try to be positive here? [17:54] Shin     Forget about the past. [17:56] Man     Yes... [17:57] Shin     And don't do a half-assed job by     repeating the same two words. [18:01] Shin     You can't use anything that's     already been used once. [18:04] Shin     Got it? [18:05] Shin     Let's try this one more time. [18:07] Shin     Then we'll use the word     "flames" from what he said. [18:10] Shin     Okay! [18:10] Shin     Magical Banana! [18:12] Shin     Flames remind me of bright! [18:14] Shin     Okay! [18:15] Kagura     Bright reminds me of light. [18:18] Shin     Okay! [18:18] Gin     Light reminds me of what     we'll never see again. [18:22] Shin     Okay! [18:23] Man     What we'll never see again reminds     me of my family on that day... [18:27] Shin     F-Family reminds me of a happy circle! [18:29] Shin     Okay! [18:30] Kagura     A happy circle, but everybody dies alone. [18:33] Gin     Death reminds me of goodbyes. [18:36] Man     Goodbye would be what I wasn't     able to say on that day... [18:41] Shin     Forget it! [18:42] Shin     How negative are you people?! [18:44] Shin     Give me a break, damn it! [18:46] Shin     I've never heard of such a sad     game of Magical Banana! [18:49] Shin     I keep trying to lighten the mood     and you just drag it back down! [18:53] Shin     And how many times do I have to     tell you to forget about that day?! [18:56] Man     I'm sorry... [18:57] Shin     I understand that it's hard! [18:59] Shin     But you won't be able to move     on if you keep looking back! [19:02] Shin     We can't even get through a     round of Magical Banana! [19:05] ---     Yes. [19:05] Shin     I won't even insist on being positive now. [19:08] Shin     Just go with the flow and say the     first thing that comes to mind! [19:11] Gin     We're still doing this? [19:13] Gin     Just give it up... [19:13] Shin     Shut up! [19:14] Shin     Going with the flow should help us relax! [19:17] Shin     Mikoshiba-san! [19:18] Shin     There won't be any problems     this time, right?! [19:20] Man     Yes! I'll forget about what     happened on that day! [19:22] Man     I'll put it behind me! [19:23] Shin     Good! [19:24] Shin     Let's go then! [19:26] Shin     Okay! [19:26] Shin     Magical Banana! [19:28] Shin     Bananas are long! [19:30] Shin     Okay! [19:31] Kagura     Long reminds me of straws. [19:33] Shin     Okay! [19:34] Gin     Straws remind me of plastic. [19:36] Shin     Okay! [19:37] Man     Plastic reminds me of my wife. [19:39] Shin     Hold it right there! [19:41] Shin     What did you just say?! [19:42] Shin     What do you mean, plastic     reminds you of your wife?! [19:45] Man     Well, my wife burned up     at an unreal speed. [19:49] Man     That was when I realized     she was plastic... [19:52] Shin     Dude! [19:53] Shin     That was just a b***-up doll! [19:55] Shin     You're gonna have a fire if     you leave one by a stove! [19:58] Shin     Way to make the air in this room     so heavy, you sick security guard! [20:01] Man     Since you have to use air to blow it up... [20:03] Shin     That wasn't clever! [20:13] Gin     Shinpachi! [20:15] Gin     You idiot. [20:16] Gin     This is what you get for yelling     in a room with no air. [20:19] Kagura     Hang in there, Shinpachi! [20:21] Shin     That's good... [20:22] Shin     The two of you are back to normal... [20:27] Shin     Did Magical Banana do the trick? [20:30] Shin     Guess not. [20:32] Shin     Besides, it'd be wrong for     Gin-san and Kagura-chan [20:34] Shin     to sit and wait for help if they     got injured on the street. [20:42] Shin     That's not how you're meant to be. [20:58] Man     W-Wait, what are you people doing? [21:01] Man     What is the meaning of this? [21:17] Gin     Let's go have some Korean BBQ. [21:22] Shin     If a friend is hurt, [21:25] Shin     you'll make your own path if that's     what it takes to get him home. [21:31] Shin     That's how you people are. [21:34] Man     Wait! It's impossible to     leave on your own! [21:37] Man     It's too dangerous! [21:40] Kagura     Shinpachi! [21:42] Kagura     It's only a little longer so hang in there! [21:45] Kagura     Hey! You listening to me?! [21:47] Kagura     Are you even conscious?! [21:49] Kagura     Hey! Hey! [21:54] Kagura     I don't have a choice... [21:57] Kagura     Magical Banana! [22:00] Kagura     Bananas are a fruit with no equal! [22:02] Gin     Can't forget about Odd Jobs when     talking about having no equal. [22:05] Gin     And what does Odd Jobs     reminds you of? [22:11] Shin     The best. [22:16] Kagura     The best would be Kagura-chan! [22:18] Gin     Kagura-chan would be the worst! [22:21] Shin     The worst would be Catherine... [22:24] Kagura     Catherine reminds me of cat ears! [22:29] Man     Can I make my own path...? [22:37] Guard     Sorry for the long wait. [22:39] Guard     We're here to help. [22:42] Man     Huh? [24:15] Gin     No! [24:16] Gin     No! No! No! [24:17] Gin     The next episode...     "People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!" SIGN    [Gintoki, lover of alcohol and sweets,     is destined to have a cavity.] SIGN    [An unheard method of treatment is provided     at the suspicious-sounding Buddha dental clinic.] SIGN    [See you next time.]